i am vietnamese, and i confirm this is VERY accurate. "how are we going to eat the 4-pound steak, stir fried vegetables and a whole salmon without rice?"
That "trời ơi" was personal😂 As a fellow Vietnamese, i can say that this speech doesn't only happen when you forget to cook the rice. Asian parents can yell this all day. When you get bad marks, not obeying their orders, not studying, not doing the housework, playing games instead of going out, not... Damn that sure is a lot
I can confirm this also as gods asian lost son because I failed at not only making but for not eating every grain of rice on my plate. Please forgive me for my sins 🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙃🙃🙃🙃 The pain of getting slapped by chopsticks is immeasurable I’m speaking a high level of pain if someone can confirm that will be fine by me.
@George Walker not people who's first language is english. Were talking about the punctuation errors and the grammar errors that make this relatable to people who have relatives such as mothers who did not grow up in an English speaking country
Actually... When the dad comes in he says he works 26 hours and the mom works 25 hours a day So that means he arrived an hour later So his mom must've beaten him for an hour straight
The 5 stages of grief: 1. Denial: “im gonna cook the rice now” 2. Anger: “ANSWER ME!!” 3. Bargaining: “hey bro d you have any cooked rice i could borrow?” 4. Depression: *lying on bed waiting to die 5. Acceptance: *lying on bed, waiting to die
My parents started this "no rice" trend going around in their friends circle so they dont need rice anymore. Due to my worn schedule, it makes sense for them to make the rice but they cant even though they work from home and are just watching movies after. I remind my parents to cook rice. I die inside if there isn't any.
Ah, I see youre trying to comment late so I cant read it, huh. Should I get you a faster keyboard. You know what you can keep it Austin. Your name is Austin now
Dream: don’t worry, *i got this* Heres a minute later *”So you can choose between one of the hundreds of thanksgiving meals, a hole restaurant, the hole Soviet Union Of Russia, and of course the rice!”*
As an asian, Here's my five step plan on how to cook rice in 5 min: Step 1: denial Step 2: anger Step 3: bargaining Step 4: depression Step 5: acceptance
played out 1. Denial: i cooked the rice, i definitely did! 2. Anger: I SWEAR THAT I COOKED THE BLOODY RICE! STOP QUESTIONING ME RIGHT N O W. I HATE YOU! 3. Bargaining: please rice i'm begging you, cook! I'll do anything........how about i clean your car and you cook, huh? 4. Depression: why WHY W H Y!? waaaaahhhhaaa......... 5. Acceptance: i guess the rice will never cook and i have to learn to move on.
Nathan: doesn’t cook rice
His parents: ima bout to end this mans whole life
1k subs with no video that’s also my parents
@Amy girl underfell same
@yamachiyo could you participate in my community post?
@yamachiyo no, he’s tryna reach 1k subs, it’s supposed to be a challenge
@yamachiyo tru
“When you watch this and realize you forgot to cook the rice”
"When you read this comment and you realize you forgot to cook the rice"
@@happitiger "When you read this reply and realize you forgot to cook the rice"
@@machucyst "when you read this reply replying to a reply and realise you forgot to cook the rice"
@@a_minor ''when you read this reply replying to a another reply and you forgot to cook the rice''
@@dugunkhongorzul6866 "when you read this replay replaying to another replay replaying to another replay and realise you forgot to cook the rice"
The fact that they could be cooking the rice right now instead they're complaining about it 😂😂
Beat the son first then cook the rice that seems like the parents rules
theres soap in it
Once you fail rice you can't have anymore that day
i am vietnamese, and i confirm this is VERY accurate. "how are we going to eat the 4-pound steak, stir fried vegetables and a whole salmon without rice?"
Can confirm as an Indian too..what to do with the curry no rice no life xD
@@sonny1524 LMFAO so relatable
Curry means, “with rice” so curry without rice is pretty depressing
a WHOLE salmon.
I’m also Vietnamese, this is funny when they played the country sad Vietnamese music at the end
He went through the 5 stages of grief in 5 minutes
Ok
More like 10
you mean anxiety
@@IdtSo2 then it would be 1 every 30 seconds
@Henry Trinh what the hell does playing with toys have to do with this video. Also just search it on google because I’m too lazy to explain
“How are going to eat the 4-pound steak, stir-fried vegetables, and a whole salmon WITHOUT RICE” honestly the truest part
Lenard Al or we die
Very true
we need rice
Just order McDonalds it’s fineeee
WE NEED THE RICE
Wow I feel so sorry for Chef Lee, his son didn’t even cook him rice after he’s been so stressed with the contest at Asian Chef.
so true
Yeah, that so sad, haiyaa!🤣🤣🤣🤣
this video spoke to my soul in a way that none ever has.
He's not even exaggerating, this is literally what happens
Asian life lol
fr
RIP
im asian and this is literally it
depends on u get hit by hand or broom or belt (hunger meter higher it gets the more it hurts)
Asians: did you cook the rice?
Mexicans: did you turn the beans off?
Black folk: did you take the meat out the freezer
White people: Did you put the Tyson Chicken Nuggets in the microwave?
Bean burrito
True 😂, got my ass whooped when I forgot to turn it off
So true i turn off the beans im mexican
That "trời ơi" was personal😂
As a fellow Vietnamese, i can say that this speech doesn't only happen when you forget to cook the rice. Asian parents can yell this all day. When you get bad marks, not obeying their orders, not studying, not doing the housework, playing games instead of going out, not...
Damn that sure is a lot
What does it mean?
@@lolzilla9317is “oh god”
I can feel the panic in his acting, the fear in his voice, its unreal how good the production quality is
Nathan: Is obviously panicking.
Subtitles: *[Music]*
Enrique Mendoza lol true
It’s true😂😂
CZcams is like this is some good music
Lol I checked CZcams has good subtitles
E
“It’s not possible to cook rice under five minutes”
MINUTE RICE- bruh we got you
Obviously 1 minute > 5 minutes
fake rice
@siavash ghorbani underrated
So uh if you put a iron on your rice would it cook...
Well rice cooker is better then minute rice NGL that's my opinion tho
I almost forgot to cook the rice, I realized it just before I saw this video lol
4:42 You guys know "Trời ơi" means "Oh my god" in Vietnamese?
Yes
yes
Boomer humor: I hate my wife
Millennial humor: I hate my life
Asian humor: No rice no life
oops
Im asian and this is real
Edit: we have run out of rice can someone lend me rice sacks
@@halodigitalz le fuck
Phuc Hong No Asian humor : Forget to cook rice no wife
What millennials and boomer needs to be switched
I like how their whole family is friends with the same family.
that can happem
Thats what u call asian
That’s my family and my friends
XDDDD
Yea ikr its so funny as well XDDD
The grammar in the mom's text was so accurate, "I come home 5 minute." As someone with a filipino mom, it's safe to say that it's pretty accurate
Dude literally had Google at gunpoint
Me who hides a secret stash of already cooked rice
"I don't have such weaknesses."
Wouldn’t it get dirty? And not as fresh
69 likes I'm not gonna like it.
@@tamespeedy2171 ngl i think he was joking
I am four parallel universes ahead of you😎
@@tamespeedy2171 vacuum sealed containers
nothing can describe how accurately terrifying these situations are, I'm not even joking.
You can say that again. If I were to not do what my mom said I would've at least got hit on the head and yelled at :')
This is less than exaggeration for my family. I literally got beat up for forgetting to set the spoons after I put the plates.
Bru ikr
You tooooo.. you forgot to cook the riiiiice?!
Damn THROW OUT THE BROOK STICK HEHEHE
It's still nice to come back to these videos
As a native Vietnamese, I can say that his Vinglish is absolutely perfect
*"I gO wORk 26 hOur a DaY"*
Wait... *-Thats illegal-*
ItsSen Wait... *Thats Asian*
@Bongo Cat V2 r/woosh
Ha, joke's on you. Ling Ling practices 40 hours a day
@Linny Ching
You are a legend
@Bongo Cat V2 wow you are so smart good for you
If you aren't working at least 31 hours a day, you are slacking, and will go nowhere in life
- Asian Parents
can confirm.
twoset be like: PRACTICE 40 HRS A DAY
Thats racist
@Abby DreamDancer not an excuse. :|
no, if ur not practicing at least 40 hrs a day, you r slacking
The broom toss 😂👏👏
The fact that the video is actually is 5 minutes is awesome
I'm asian and I can confirm that this is true, not cooking the rice in my culture is one of the most deadliest sins you could ever do
True
The bamboo sticked broom is pain man.
I can confirm this also as gods asian lost son because I failed at not only making but for not eating every grain of rice on my plate. Please forgive me for my sins 🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙃🙃🙃🙃
The pain of getting slapped by chopsticks is immeasurable I’m speaking a high level of pain if someone can confirm that will be fine by me.
Cooking or not, the treat bowl is the best
I’m also Asian and if you don’t coook the rice, It’s a deathwish
can we appreciate how accurate the mom's text message was. The period. The space before the question mark. Everything was on point.
Ikr
What are you saying ?
I don't understand...
@@iamanant007 they're saying it's an accurate representation of how asian mums text
@George Walker not people who's first language is english. Were talking about the punctuation errors and the grammar errors that make this relatable to people who have relatives such as mothers who did not grow up in an English speaking country
@George Walker oh I just realised you out a space after the question mark 😂 don't know if that was the joke 😂
When she opens the door and six more brooms fall out is such perfect visual comedy 💀
This is tragic, cinematic, funny, relatable, reality and a masterpiece.
This man giving callouts in deathmatch what a legend
Zink not even using voicechat, hes using telepathy what a legend
i noticed right away, i was like wtf
And he using negev
Wanted to say the same.
:0
The most funny thing about this is that it is actually so true
69 likes hell yeah!
171 woooo
194 wow
Ikr
Nope
Last time I watch this was at 2020 and watching this again still make me burst out laughing
I love how he’s so calm then he looses all hope after he forgets to cook da rice 🍚
Nathan: *forgets to cook rice*
Also nathan: *throws broom stick out the balcony*
6 back up broom stick in the closet: My time has come.
lmao
Not funny
@@vorachi you
@@josemoreno3494 im asian and this is funny so r/whoooosh
I feel like this is a misuse of the Format. Even if it is funny.
Classic asian joke:
"Dad! I got stung by a bee! It hurts."
"Why not by an A?"
Æ NO NO SORRY I GOT STING Æ SORRY
@@frizzy9919 wat
@@frizzy9919 You make no sense..
My Asian parents never said that..
@@nabzgg4289 You don't get it. B = B results in a test. A = A results.
4:45 MY MAN IS HAVING A ASTHMA ATTACK OVER RICE
This isn't even a sketch. This is actual footage of an asian kid forgetting to cook the rice.
Google home and Alexa: You cannot cook rice in five minutes.
Minute rice: *Am I a joke to you?*
😂😂😂
I know right? Right now I literally have 2 minute rice in my freezer lol
>5< minute there is no >5< minute rise if there is no there isint
@Abhay Raj it’s delicious and easy to make >:P
Lol
When you have a mid life mental crisis breakdown on your bed because you’re scared you’re *going to FORGET to cook the rice.*
A mid life mental crisis is called a mid life crisis
Ok
Lol
My brain is literally overloading
It's not fair google didn't get thrown too
I open the video “ooh that keyboard look not bad”
The ironic part is that this is 5 minutes long.
yes son, you can cook da rice while watch this video
@@XenoTracker true
@@XenoTracker oh shit i forgot
XenoTracker Wait a minute, why are you tracking me? My name has “xeno” in it and your name is XenoTracker... *to be continued*
Actually... When the dad comes in he says he works 26 hours and the mom works 25 hours a day
So that means he arrived an hour later
So his mom must've beaten him for an hour straight
It's shocking how realistic this is.
Lel underrated
@@rosecampbell4513 Nah man.
All people in my country except me and some friends
Cause I'm half *Chinese* HA I like noodle more
Except the 26 hours a day
This is me when i want🍜🍜🍜🍜🍜🍜🍜
love your vids keep it up buddy
A normal day in an Asian family
The 5 stages of grief:
1. Denial: “im gonna cook the rice now”
2. Anger: “ANSWER ME!!”
3. Bargaining: “hey bro d you have any cooked rice i could borrow?”
4. Depression: *lying on bed waiting to die
5. Acceptance: *lying on bed, waiting to die
You forgot the last one..
REVENGE
@@star5997 revenge on what?
@@dontdo1546 Well I just like to add one more. 😏Ｒｅｖｅｎｇｅ
@@dontdo1546 its from cruella
6. Suicide
Does anyone realise that they could’ve cooked rice while they were arguing
Me
ME EVERYTIME
"It is not possible to cook rice in 5 minutes"
Asian Reaper me
Long Nguyen no, I think it will need 1 hour to cook.
I'm a Asian as well i can relate too. great work keep it going
legend has it that whoever forget to cook the rice as an asian, never came back to tell the story.
"Oh, guess what happened to me!"
"Oh, you guess what happened to me!"
"Oh no no no, it probably not as bad as me!"
Asian Parent Friends in a nutshell
Lol
666 likes...
@@shadowdemonix7215 XDDDD
@@jrdnvfx2698 NO SOMEONE LIKED AH
@@shadowdemonix7215 😂
Mom: I work 25 hour a day
Me: Wait, something isn’t right here
Dad: I work 26 hour a day
Me: That’s better
Me: wait, something isn't still right
Ling Ling: I work 40 hours a day...ahem i meant practice
TWOSETVIOLIN LING LING INSURANCE REEEE
@@alientea434 hey, we have someone here who understands my joke
@@pikachu-dr1vs indeed 👌
HayWire Bros ummm ok??..
My parents started this "no rice" trend going around in their friends circle so they dont need rice anymore. Due to my worn schedule, it makes sense for them to make the rice but they cant even though they work from home and are just watching movies after. I remind my parents to cook rice. I die inside if there isn't any.
the prequel to this: asianchef
Penguins
Rice is our bloodline
but thats what the mum said ._.
Horatio yes that is right -_-
*looks at like number*
Itscarollol :3 oh NO
Him talking to himself like “no that’s not gonna work, stupid!” is just.. i feel that.
Your profile pic, where's it from?
David Samuel why? 😏
XD
Where is your profile pic from i like pink and cute things
@@lady-philomena sauce
When this came up in my recommended I realised I'd forgotten to cook the rice
It’s been 2 years since the vid and I still watch it
"where is my broom?" "I ate it"
Ah, I see youre trying to comment late so I cant read it, huh. Should I get you a faster keyboard. You know what you can keep it Austin. Your name is Austin now
@@evilmc.nuggets9983 lol
mother: where is the Rice!?!?
him: I ate it
Mother: Where is the Broom?!??
him: I ate it
Mother: Understandable have a nice day
LOL
@@evilmc.nuggets9983 Im sorry but who is Austin
When Mexican kids don’t turn off the beans: OH HELL NO
When Asian kids don’t cook rice: DISOWNED
Rebeco sol they la santo what have you done Nos vamos a morir (we are going to die in Spanish)
Ikr I am Mexican
There both disowned
It’s not just Mexicans, it goes for every Hispanics
For real lol
why is this so damn rewatchable
Haha Nathan you are so funny! Lmao 😘❤️
Mom: "Did you cook the rice?"
Kids:"...my time has come."
Nice
Dream: don’t worry, *i got this*
Heres a minute later
*”So you can choose between one of the hundreds of thanksgiving meals, a hole restaurant, the hole Soviet Union Of Russia, and of course the rice!”*
Nathan: doesn’t cook rice
Me: I felt that
We all did
Same
SAme
Brother I felt it
666 likes O.o
This is just soo true! 100% relatable
Nathan!!! Please make a part 2
As an asian, Here's my five step plan on how to cook rice in 5 min:
Step 1: denial
Step 2: anger
Step 3: bargaining
Step 4: depression
Step 5: acceptance
played out
1. Denial: i cooked the rice, i definitely did!
2. Anger: I SWEAR THAT I COOKED THE BLOODY RICE! STOP QUESTIONING ME RIGHT N O W. I HATE YOU!
3. Bargaining: please rice i'm begging you, cook! I'll do anything........how about i clean your car and you cook, huh?
4. Depression: why WHY W H Y!? waaaaahhhhaaa.........
5. Acceptance: i guess the rice will never cook and i have to learn to move on.
is that a Monk reference
@@supercraftd2074 Isn't almost everything a reference if you are knowledgeable on certain things?
@@MasMaszu2 sure. sure,
U got the least asian name I’ve ever heard
Google Home:you can't make rice in 5 minutes
Me: flashback to Giiiing Ging and Nathan at the store looking at the minute rice box.
:o
I got the 69th like
I was thinking of that too! 😅
XD
No good food
This is shockingly accurate
Minute Rice : The Asian Kids Savior
Minute rice: let me introduce myself
😂
😂
😂
chain = broken
😂
“i work 26 hours a day.”
my last 3 brain cells: *gone, reduced to atoms.*
Name Me
so your just gonna ignore “I work 25 hours a day”
I just knew that rn
5 mins of absolute chaos i like it
istg this is like the scariest moments of an asian kid in our entire life...
Google and Alexa: it’s impossible to cook rice in 5 minutes
5 minute rice:H E L L O
1 MINUTE RICE: "im here too"
No minutes rice : adioz
U mean Alexa right? Lol 😂
@@Rando-likes-music I ate alexa
damn out minute-ed
Kids:It’s Nerf or Nothing
Asians:It’s Rice or Nothing
Mushfiq Khan you mean it’s rice or broomstick
Superpuppet Josiah yes lol
Yes
Yes we say that
Racist
I spent 5 minutes laughing nonstop. 😂😂😂😂
this is actually relatable 😭😂
Nathan: the rice is not clean enough
Also Nathan: puts soap in rice and then puts in microwave
ExtraMittens agreed
Made 100 like👌
Haha
*At least it’s cleaner lol*
Watching Nathan having a panic attack over rice is so entertaining lol
Ikr
Rice is the boundary between walking and wheelchair
i can relate T_T
Yes
What are you doing
This is so relatable
They could've cooked the rice in the time they wasted arguing 😂
Nathan: _Forgets to cook the rice_
Nathan's parents: *So you have chosen death*
can we just appreciate the fact that he probably went to the store and brought like 10 brooms for that 5 second joke 3:20
Yes lol
nah his parents probably had those already...
maybe because this video is based off personal experience...
@@baconmalice same
@@brightax7502 me too man..
Which Asian maniac who doesn’t have spare broom sticks in the house?
I'm laughing so much, I AM GOING TU DIEEEE!
The dad just holding the phone the wrong way-
Nathan: “plant b” (also Nathan: *is in DM mode)
and he was in deathmatch xD
@@chenghanren2833 pretty sure that's what dm mode stands for
@@mikehocksbig6800 oh
I like how they contact the same family
At A long doors too
Nathan: "HEY GOOGLE HOW DO YOU COOK RICE IN FIVE MINUTES?"
Google: "...."
Nathan: " **holds Google at gunpoint** ANSWER THE QUESTION!!!!!!!!"
Tristyn *A N S W E R T H E D A M N Q U E S T I O N*
*i dont respond to violence-*
I actually tried it because I was curious and something actually came up😂
I’ve been looking for this kind of comment for 74748484838484764728838377474575783839398385647388365 years
Should be that ending.
When your realize this is the sequel to “If masterchef was Asian”
His best video in my opinion
As an Asian the parent telling everyone what you did wrong is very very accurate.
Edit: And the dad being hungry
For my dad doesnt do that cause he eats dinner at work
@@shadowhang5192 she? LOL
@@tmyphmv8583 ok I mistyped
Yeah same
Me ho is also a Filipino/asian:
True
Lmao this is every Asian kid worst nightmare xD
so relatable!!!!
PLAYER 984561 well that is really my nightmare still I can’t cook rise like, I’m afraid of my future because, me Vietnamese
same here dude, my mum taught me but i dont remember 😭
PLAYER 984561 yes I agree
Oh no.......
I think I forgot to plug in the rice cooker
I am Vietnamese and I cant cook rice
😂and this is me the one who remember to cook the rice and then forgot to plug in the rice cooker
“4 pound steak stir fly and a whole salmon”
Bro his emotions were too realistic. Give this man an Oscar
Yeah I’m Asian I can agree with his action
But my dad works 27 hours a day
@@little_gymbro5539 oh, man! I feel for ya... WAIT A SECOND... 🤔🧐
The time they were crying they could of have been making rice
but that is how really asians are lmao. argue for like about 10 minutes before actually doing it
@@nijiro3833 HAHAHAHAHA
Hello 😡 I’m Asian and let me tell you!!
...it’s true😂
You have 69 likes on your comment, LETS GOOOO!!
You have 69 likes so I'm not ruining it
idk about yall but my asian parents are pretty chill, sure they spank me when i do smth dumb, but they chill af
3:23 the way they fall out almost makes you think she's gonna go full kungfu on him with them sticks lol.