I found the BOOK I wrote when I was a KID (very intense)
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HELLO AXOLOTS for today's episode, we venture into the world of literature once again. Now I show many skills, like a chameleon I adapt to my surroundings and perfect all the trades. Did you know that I single handedly created the Eifel Tower and invented atoms? Well while I wasn't busy doing that, I was spreading the word of elementary school drama in the form of microsoft word Comic Sans for your #entertainment
pls enjoy are you team mary or team will
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I totally ship Milly. I know Wary is supposed to be cannon, but I just can’t bring myself to like it and, I mean, did you see how Max looked at Willy when he was getting yelled at by the principal? I just think Wary is too forced and Milly seems more natural. (This is a joke omg I’m so sorry for typing this)
I LOVE THIS.
petition to make part 3, to get the milly storyline hehehe
NO BC ACTUALLY SAME
We ship
REALL
4:15 the mandarin teacher being called Mr. Washington absolutely destroyed me, I laughed so hard my dog started barking.
I once tried to write a book (never finished it) and there was teacher (who was also Principal's wife 💀) called Elizabeth Queen 💀 (i don't remember her actual name but that's how she called herself)
@@RaincloudUA_Warriors_CatsGUSHADJEHSJDB I CANT-
@@RaincloudUA_Warriors_Cats😃😃
YOUR DOG SPEAKS CHINESE?
HWAHYHKNGTHON??2)???????
This was a pretty good and well constructed story, especially at 10 years old. So good that the decision to print it in Comic Sans _might_ be forgiven
i'm a comic sans apologist for life
WHAT DO YOU MEAN! COMIC SANS IS LIFE /hj
Yeah.. I'll forgive it. But only this time. Do the rest of y'all agree?
I like comic sans…
COMIC SANS SOLOS
faline really can do it all - an author, a douyin makeup artist, a cook, an AI, and many more!
DONALD TRUMP?
HELP I ACCIDENTALLY READ IT AS "COOK AN AI" 😭
@@its.astro.good idea! thanks!
Bro thought prison was for one day only! He MAD!
AI HELP
The fact that faline has a book titled "Willy BangeR" just completes my life.
@Heluvvabosswhy did I get tricked by this..
@Heluvvaboss are you a bot
I feel a Rick roll@Heluvvaboss
i am the willy bangeR
The R 💀💀💀
cant believe faline invented the art of reading and writinf as a child. everyone praise him (please let me out)
btw this comment is inspired by another one on falines "i read my old fanfictions from when i was 12" video
by teriiyakii (@teriberi)
we've been stuck in the basement for months now
Him?
@@heyangel28yes ❤
when i was in forth grade i wrote a book with my friend called "buff family" and it was basically about a really athletic family. there was a lot of lore. we never finished it bc the teachers at our school banned shared docs. we were going to make a movie and thought we'd become famous 💀💀💀
That sounds cool tbh
No but that’s actually a really good idea
What was the lore?
@@BarryB_Benson the buff family and the muscle family were 2 different famous families but amelia buff and steve muscles fell in love. amelia’s kid was lauren a 14 year old and steve’s kid was 6 year old twins noah and joan. lauren was mad that steve and her mom were getting married as she still missed her old father who passed away when she was younger. they basically get into all sorts of shenanigans throughout the book, lauren finally accepted that she is part of the buff family near the end of the book. there was also a subplot of a girl getting sold on ebay 😋😋
@@katiebird89 ngl i would read that it sound amazing
Ah yes, the most common Chinese name, *Mr.Washington*
I fucking died 💀
is that an ena profile?
@@T_BoiRUI PFP
@@paozzin NENE PFP
@@T_Boi YESSSSSS
NENE RUI AND ENA PFP
Faline has more talents than barbie
Okay, now this is a compliment
fr i agree
faline is a barbie /j
@@itsjustjillian.7 yesss, faline is barbie and ken at the same time cuz he is just slay like that
@@Pixx-fs5dh exactly lol
This girl has done EVERY SINGLE THING IN HER CHILDHOOD and I was dreaming about becoming bird of another planet
No because i was once in class and saw a pigeon. I felt the urge to eat it.
he's a boy
I vividly remember being little coming home from watching the emoji movie and I saw that emo person and I thought they were chasing the car trying to make me use the emojis
i think he prefers he/him pronouns
I thought fal used any pronouns
one of the first books I wrote impressed a bunch of my seniors.
The reason?
I USED THE WORD AVALANCHE AND NONE OF THEM KNEW WHAT IT MEANT💀
LMAO
Damn, those seniors didn't have a very wide vocabulary, did they lol
HOW DID THEY NOT KNOW WHAT IT MEANT 😭💀
I find it important to ask which definition of "senior" you are using.
@@isavenewspapers8890I was in 5th-6th grade, they were 7th graders
I used to have a comic called “super magical sister friends” and in one of the “shocking twists” it turns out that the parents were actually cousins and the sister dated her long lost brother 😢
DAMN
WHAT
😨
HUH💀
💀
As someone who also went through the canon event of writing terrible novels, you possess a strength i will never have by sharing it with the world. Thank you for suffering for our entertainment king 🙏
what r u talking about?????? this is a literary masterpiece; a heart-wrenching tale of friendship
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15:30 "~𝐌𝐀𝐗 𝐓𝐔𝐋𝐔𝐋𝐀~"
I laughed so hard i turned into a cocoon 😭
how do u do that font?
I wrote a vampire/werewolf romance novel with 30 chapters when I was 11. It was poorly written and had a lot of questionable romance scenes. I then proceeded to send this to my TEACHER 😭
What was the teacher reaction?💀
@@sunrise2275 She said she liked it but that it was too long. I think she couldn't read the rest because of how awful it was...
Me with my werewolf bl wattpad fanfic 😍
@@noranizaazmi6523 I wrote one of those too 🥲
LMAO I DID THE SAME IN SIXTH GRADE. It was a vampire romance in the woods with a orange haired girl named ORANGE with petroleum blue eyes, or whatever the fuck that means. They did end up shagging coz it was raining and the best way to warm up is that apparently. I tried to explain skin to skin connection will make it warm coz their clothes was wet. Thankfully my teacher only mentioned that I can say ocean blue or red hair as a color. I was soo ashamed bro when I showed it to teacher I was feeling so artsy quirky and different.
Everything aside, this story was an absolute BangeR and I laughed loud enough for my mom to consider seeing an exorcist :)
consider seeing an exorcist??😭
thats actually such a good line im stealing it lol
@@McScaraa omg sure (i literally don't remember commenting this tho so maybe i SHOULD see an exorcist??)
The first book I wrote as a kid was about a magical lost chicken egg.
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marcus pfp W
@@jane_edits13.bro how
@@Firebird19287 so sorry i was talking about the kittycute357 who was promoting a video on its channel
@@Firebird19287 i apologise for the misconception! :c
When I was 8 I was so dedicated to writing, I wrote a 63 chapter book about these slaves escaping and I was so proud of myself. It was so crap I don't know how I didn't see it before. And my mum was weirdly supportive, it kinda scared me when I was younger. (the chapters were maybe 4/5 pages long)
Help I did the exact same thing??? When I was 12 I wrote some story online about slaves escaping that somehow got popular among other 12 yr olds and my mom was so proud of me😭😭
yess around that age i loved warrior cat books and i would be writing this book about foxes and it honestly got pretty far lol and my mom was telling me i should print it and donate it to my school :") it was actually kinda decent though
63 CHAPTERS!?
@@yennis_worldomg im actually 10 and im working on a 25 chapter story on google docs its basically wings of fire and warrior cats mixed and its really good ( i think ) each chapter is a page or so
"I love to read my own books, and others as well." was the quote written on the famous publisher Faline's first book series.
This reminds me of a short story I wrote as a ten year old called "Hot chocolate murder" It was terrible, even more so due to the fact I wrote it based on a dream I had 💀
I wanna know what happened in your dream 💀
please bless me with your wonderful experience PLEAAASE
Well from what I remember I basically made a Hansel and Gretel knock off but instead of candy the kids get offered hot chocolate and end up running away or something when they find out the witch/murder person has a bunch of torture devices in her basement and wants to kill the kids to turn them into hot chocolate, somehow.
I was a very weird kid lol 😂
The best childhood books stemmed from the craziest, stupidest, most outlandish dreams.
@@silvernickel108 100% exactly
The first "book" I wrote was about a bird and a tortoise who went on adventures together and all I can remember is that there was this one chapter where they went to the beach and there was a drawing of the bird standing on the tortoises' head while they were staring into the sunset.
Can I get permission to draw this on my friend’s bday card? It just sounds so dramatic :’]
That is so cute 🥹🥹
Cute
THAT'S SO CUTE AW
In 2nd grade i wrote a whole series of books and i recebtly found the 1st one. Heres a summary: the main character, Salami (yes i fr named her Salami) and her cat loved yogurt. So her and her cat decided to make their own yogurt. Apparently one of the steps to make the yogurt was microwaveing the yogurt, bc the whole story is about the cat jumping into the yogurt bowl while it was still in the microwave and becoming "Yogurt Cat". The cat literally became part yogurt ig. I was really proud of this story, to the extent that I forced my friends to read it. I was a devious child.
That sounds so epic! 😂
@@LittleChannieSanI don’t care if it doesn’t make sense this is an amazing concept
@@TisPopRock Agreed!
aa when i was in 2nd grade I had this story where a girl (i think her name was ally) and her homie jack had a pet spider, they were orphans and a HUGE bird trapped them in a cage and they got two zombies. They escaped using ally’s (inspired by spider’s) elaborate plan and the zombies stuck with them. They were like a huge friend group. When they went home, they went on the monkey bars and zombie #1 was so athletic he flew into the sun.. R.I.P (for the second time) this sounds like a fever dream on god
and when I was in 4th grade I made this thing called “blob battles” where blobs of different elements were forced to fight, I may animate that series but the rock got possessed by a ghost blob and had an emo phase idk, but he caused mayhem and when he got back to normal everyone didn’t believe he was possessed until ghost appeared and they all fought it! Pretty cool. I remember giving the little mini-comics to my classmates.
10:31 That "plate who ran away with the spoon" is a reference to a nursery rhyme Faline. Its called "Hey Diddle Diddle"
faline has evolved many stages… but nothing could prepare me for the shakespearen level gorgeous jaw dropping tear shaking book
faline would be the best mother/father ever frfr
he’d be both at the same time and he’d slay at it fr
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17:01 HELP IM WHEEZING SI HARD JFHFWEG
Kind of reminds me of the time I wrote Angry Birds fanfiction in a notebook when I was like 10. Time travel was involved and it went in all sorts of places.
HUH??? explain OP. I demand an explanation. And where do I read this?
i did the same thing for an assignment in like 3rd grade omfg i made a whole ass book abt two cub bears who didn't hibernate during winter 💀💀💀
That sounds kinda interesting
Can I buy the book your wrote? Sorry it sounds interesting 😭
It actually sounds pretty interesting. I wanna read it
@Mika2cool4u I JUST WROTE ABT WHAT THEY WERE DOING AND THEY WERE GETTING INTO SHIT W OTHER ANIMALS 💀💀💀
@@Neverlet.bangtango pretty sure my parents threw it away it was short anyways like 15 pages 😭
fal has so many remnants from when he was younger , it should be in a museum at this point
15:44 “You can’t sign other people’s papers,” Mr Ryan said calmly
I absolutely lost it when you said his full name was “Willy bangeR” 💀
LETTERS, FANFICS, NOW BOOKS?? FALINE IS EVOLVING
Fal achieving another talent,story writer. What else can fal be…
How does Faline go from depressed to narcissistic?
EDIT: 770 likes! Thanks
actually same.
relatable
its that 3am confidence
@Kittycute357why, if it isn't a bot!
its the pipeline tbh, i went thru it too [still depressed, cant run from that diagnosis, but now im full of myself too]
cant believe max and willy had a “that broken hand was the best thing that ever happened to you” moment, young faline was literally way beyond their time
When did this happen…. *I have to know*
ARTIST ALPHAMALE AND WRITER??? WE GOT A REAL WATTPAD MAN HERE FOLKS 🥺
@Heluvvabosshu indeed
Young faline never fails to surprise us 💀
I believe that everybody had a point in their childhood where they thought they were going to be a famous author
Faline should remake this story to her recent art / writing way
We gotta appreciate that Faline used the iconic Elmore Junior High cafeteria for the lunch scene, truly no better cafeteria to use for this scene
I am a hundred percent sure that Faline has even made a movie in his childhood. *Real Talent*
15:54 “Dumbledore said calmly”
17:18 IM SORRY WHY IS NOBODY TALKING ABOUT THIS
I LOVE YOUR EMU PFP!!!
We love a multitalented king 😍
i misread this as “we love a mutilated king” 😭
The sun + moon and plate + spoon line was so clean, I vaguely remember that fairytale and can't tell if it actually exists but if it did I see why his last name is banger 💯💯💯💯
4:57 hmmmmmmmmmmmm well a sweetshop could be a sweatshop
12:41 “the worst he could say is no”
10:47 The poem is just like 👍🙏👏 istg idk what to say im flabbergasted
I was actually very invested in this story omg, I have tried to make comic books when I was young but ig I failed or maybe lost them??? but yeah this was super funny, thank you faline :)
Can we all agree that Faline is top tier at writing
Great drawing and the main character of adding more detail to be in school when they are studying and working on a class project
9:06 "ill let you go" made me evaporate
I NEED MORE OF THIS BOOK SERIES, im actually really interested in this 😭(milly shipper forever!!!!!!! (PLEASE IM JOKING))
WELL I'M NOT JOKING!! NEED MOARRR
Faline is more diverse than any other CZcamsr I watch daily and yet is the most underrated one 😭
This is a beautiful story faliene I love the drama in the story!
Not 10 year old faline outdoing George Orwell, I don't see y'all fav youtubers doing that 😍
ITS A GOOD DAY WHEN FALINE POSTS!!!
Love this video coming out around the same time i got my results for a script i wrote. Really making me doubt my writing after reading such a masterpiece
Watch this before school sometimes, I love to rewatch this when I’m happy or just need something to laugh at!❤
The fact it’s in comic sans makes it 100x more beautiful
Faline never fails to be funny, no matter the context. What a king 👑
This is a really great drawing, and I can’t wait for this book to be on sale soon. 🥰
This writing is TOP Tier
I remember drawing comics when I was in SJKC and they were cringe af. (I wonder what was going through my mind when I thought it was a good idea to make them.)
I have like 10 books now :)
Honestly tho, you should become a writer one day! All your stories from your childhood has been amazing and entertaining!
FINALLY 🙏, FALINE HAS POSTED. (I waited for this for a long time, so thank you faline. 🔥🔥🔥)
That book was so hilarious! Definitely make a part 2 if you find the first book. I also write chapter books since I was 4 and still write them till now. I write both chapter books and comics and apI have let my friends read them too. I’m 13 now and I’m something like an artist thingy. I create posters for school projects and outside sch as well.
Your content is really fun to watch, keep it up :D
You have no idea how much I love it when she makes these type of videos!
I love small Falines writing so i'm exited
10:23 you know young Faline San had rizz
This is so relatable. I remember doing something similar as a kid. I was also interested in psychology, writing and drawing.
when i was little i wrote a story about a minecraft championship where two duos (and one solo) had to find diamonds by going through different worlds. lets just say that.... i never finished it. and it made no sense
i also wrote a biography about Galileo which is pretty cool
YAYYY FALINE UPLOAD
First hour of this video. Loving it.
Plot twist- Past Faline knew that she would need content for her channel in the future due to her being a genius she realized the only way was to use her lyrical genius.
These are the absolute best videos. You cannot change my mind
Faline was dropping all these bangers when they were a kid meanwhile I was trying to think up a new colour
I would read your entire biography
Honestly, it would be a fun video idea to rewrite this story! Thanks for the video, it was very entertaining 😂
Jeff Kinney has been real quiet since this dropped
You know it's a good day when faline posts
Now this is a work of art
Faline’s videos never fail to make my toes curl.
9:29
Actually!!! A parallelogram is a two-dimensional geometrical shape whose sides are parallel to each other. It is a type of polygon having four sides (also called quadrilateral), where the pair of parallel sides are equal in length. The Sum of adjacent angles of a parallelogram is equal to 180 degrees.
So..
tina?
YUP TINA
TINA
Faline did this at 10 YEARS OLD???? When I was ten I was eating grass and crying because I accidentally ate a bug with it.
10:13 willy having more rizz than the entirety of the boys at my school combined
10:18 DANGG those poetry skills 🤩
I was kinda thinking that your Tina character and Gina from Big Nate were similar- including names- and then you brought up the pink slips thing and it all fit together LOL
I remember one time in my language arts journal I was writing a long term epic about superheroes. I remember a specific page with a robot character chopping away grass and another walking behind the robot but for some reason I drew the other person in the exact stance of the Virgin from the Virgin vs. Chad meme and I don't think it was even a thing when I made it, so that's funny to look back on
4:13
Mr. Washington hires Benny the Bully right on sight
But Benny the Bully still wants to fight, not write
Well, Timmy Woo’s skill with a quill is undeniable
But what do we have in common?!!
WE’RE RELIABLE WITH THE STUPID BIMBOS!!
I don’t know what triggered this within me other than the mention of a Mr. Washington
1:27 Willy bangeRRRRRRRRRRRRRR😂😂😂
Fal writes stories, poems AND drops bars. I expect nothing less from the axo dad 🔥‼️
Im so happy u posted
AAA HI FALINE i remember writing so many books when i was younger, none of them any good :(
I need more Willy Banger stories. Not only the 1st book, the unwritten 3rd one too. I really wanna know what kind of Willy book modern Faline would write.
Yay! Our favorite prodigy posted!
This was very good for a child I must say.
Thanks for the video. You always manage to be funny.
18:49 HELP FALUNE LOOKS LIKE “BALINE”
11:04 I don’t know if yalls schools also do this but yeah teachers won’t let you go unless you’ve finished working at mine
I love the amazing work of gumball backgrounds 😂. Also what an amazing story line with insane plot twists 😱
“I hate people with glasses”
*proceeds to push glasses up*