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  • čas přidán 11. 03. 2023
  • You guys are just the worst
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Komentáře • 669

  • @designerwookiee
    @designerwookiee Před rokem +779

    Yo actually, playing a very familiar game in a secondary language that you have a bit of education in seems like a great way to learn and practice that language.

    • @elizathegamer413
      @elizathegamer413 Před rokem +54

      yeah ive sometimes played games in other languages just to practice them, like minecraft for example where its doable without

    • @rachelmayes3064
      @rachelmayes3064 Před rokem +62

      animal crossing is a really good game for this by the way, because it features so many household objects in a simple manner

    • @nachobaeza
      @nachobaeza Před rokem +20

      It is! I've played pokemon platinum in french and italian and it helped me get vocabulary

    • @thomaswang2223
      @thomaswang2223 Před rokem

      What about Ktane?

    • @GailLoU
      @GailLoU Před rokem

      Why did cjya swear 😮

  • @jakereich2080
    @jakereich2080 Před rokem +153

    "Topper is helping Cap Kingdom but it is required so whatever"
    *Ends run at required Bowser fight which is arguably less helpful than the Topper fight*

    • @JosepiThe13th
      @JosepiThe13th Před rokem +33

      I’m convinced he only ended cuz he didn’t wanna deal with Metro CRC 😂

    • @spicyavocados2410
      @spicyavocados2410 Před rokem +1

      @@JosepiThe13th 😂

    • @Mega-rw8mt
      @Mega-rw8mt Před 5 měsíci +1

      No, defeating topper in cap kingdom is alot more helpful, he was atleast terrorizing a place, bowser was just kinda passing by some clouds

  • @acreativeprogrammer
    @acreativeprogrammer Před rokem +69

    At 3:40, the moon.s name in Chinese is called "Even cactus wants to walk". Therefore, you technically helped this cactus walks and failed the challenge.

  • @radiumuppet
    @radiumuppet Před rokem +177

    I think defeating Harriet in sand Kingdom would be more accurate for rude%, as that way you are leaving sand in a permanent state of night

    • @JosepiThe13th
      @JosepiThe13th Před rokem +8

      🤔

    • @LiamOSullivan
      @LiamOSullivan Před rokem +7

      then you could skip mechawiggler so you leave metro raining and night with monsters everywhere

  • @mathcookie8224
    @mathcookie8224 Před rokem +334

    Rude% had so much potential that wasn't tapped into because CJ ended it early. Lost has a bunch of opportunities to be mean to Cappy, while Metro is full of people to terrorize. I'd say that if you really want to use the "beating Bowser is too helpful" logic, then end the run after Luncheon because at that point the only kingdoms left are focused on defeating bad guys; there's plenty of rudeness potential from Lost through Luncheon that should be exploited.

    • @JosepiThe13th
      @JosepiThe13th Před rokem +47

      As the official creator of the category, I approve of this message.

    • @gengarzilla1685
      @gengarzilla1685 Před rokem +12

      I think you should skip Klepto during Lost Kingdom because you're doing the world an invaluable service by punishing that evil creature.

    • @JosepiThe13th
      @JosepiThe13th Před rokem +34

      @@gengarzilla1685 What you actually want to do is let Cappy get captured by Klepto right away, and then ignore him while you collect all the required moons to leave the kingdom. Only then do you go and “save” him.

    • @eauna0029
      @eauna0029 Před rokem +8

      I'd argue that since the original run said "moons from helping others" cloud's boss fight shouldn't even really count

    • @elainestapleton9005
      @elainestapleton9005 Před 10 měsíci

      Crap yeah

  • @RadGamerTheLegend
    @RadGamerTheLegend Před rokem +872

    To me, it is funny how even though CJ says these speedrun ideas are dumb, he puts in the effort to get them done. I respect that 😀

    • @coolkirby8122
      @coolkirby8122 Před rokem +2

      Banana

    • @kirbylover37
      @kirbylover37 Před rokem +15

      I don't even think they were bad honestly

    • @quockhangle8839
      @quockhangle8839 Před rokem +3

      ​@@kirbylover37 yea

    • @elididde3377
      @elididde3377 Před rokem +11

      Thats the whole point of these videos. Can you imagine if he asked his viewers for ideas and then called them all terrible and didn't do any

    • @thund3r94
      @thund3r94 Před rokem +7

      That’s the whole point of the video……

  • @citrosmic
    @citrosmic Před rokem +112

    The editor really missed an opportunity at 5:14. Should've just been called Duolingo%.

    • @gengarzilla1685
      @gengarzilla1685 Před rokem +28

      That doesn't work, because Talkatoo doesn't kill your family if you get it wrong.

    • @Roach18
      @Roach18 Před rokem +7

      ​@@gengarzilla1685 *or does he?*

    • @Door227
      @Door227 Před rokem +1

      @@Roach18 I mean we’ve never seen Mario’s family outside of Luigi in the games

  • @justanothergamer64
    @justanothergamer64 Před rokem +293

    We need a mod that makes Mario Odyssey a horror game, including a system where bonking (or taking damage) has a chance to jumpscare you.

    • @marcusalexander3612
      @marcusalexander3612 Před rokem +13

      This would be hilarious

    • @justanothergamer64
      @justanothergamer64 Před rokem +20

      @@marcusalexander3612 hilarious for us, terrifying for CJ

    • @eldersedai870
      @eldersedai870 Před rokem +6

      This idea is the best!

    • @RoseQuartz692
      @RoseQuartz692 Před rokem +5

      That's a great idea actually

    • @Hunt3r45.
      @Hunt3r45. Před rokem +7

      And the entire worlds are dark but he can see small distances the moons are all red and there eyes are bleeding Mario’s eyes are bleeding I think that would be perfect

  • @orealfrajola
    @orealfrajola Před rokem +28

    " we beat cascade, without helping anyone"
    cascade: wait people live here?

  • @berrymay_
    @berrymay_ Před rokem +1214

    watching the spanish% while being hispanic myself was hilarous
    edit: guatafak de donde salieron tantos likes JAJSJ
    edit 2: efectivamente, Ñ

  • @DetectiveBlaura
    @DetectiveBlaura Před rokem +12

    for the Sphinx moon you should have talked to him, purposely answer his questions wrong and then steal the moon from him ^^

  • @clone3
    @clone3 Před rokem +90

    I love how nice CJ is to his chat and viewers

  • @jonashorton1276
    @jonashorton1276 Před rokem +4

    “Let’s comenzar”guy named Zar 😳

  • @Diegaki_goes_fiuuu
    @Diegaki_goes_fiuuu Před rokem +11

    As a Spanish, Cj reading “Tuberías insólitas” made me laugh extremely hard

  • @Pittstop-uq2qo
    @Pittstop-uq2qo Před rokem +73

    IDEA: Reset% set a timer of anywhere from 5-10 min. Every time the timer goes off, no matter where you are, you have to warp to the odyssey. ( also, no story moons unless required to go on).👍

    • @ritzgamez
      @ritzgamez Před rokem +6

      That's almost like the teleportation mod he played.

  • @KnuteLund
    @KnuteLund Před rokem +33

    video idea: cjya plays as mario, and any friend u have in 2 player mode plays as cappy, and tries to stop u from progressing through the game

    • @OriginalGameteer
      @OriginalGameteer Před rokem +5

      Cappy doesn't approve of Mario's actions after seeing then firsthand, and constantly tries to undermine this "hero"

    • @mastermewtwo5503
      @mastermewtwo5503 Před rokem

      I mean, run's probably over... Halfway through Cap kingdom, when you have to hit the lever with Cappy to activate the bridge? If there's a player controlling Cappy with the objective of not progressing... that thing's not getting pressed and you're not even 5 minutes into the game. Not to mention all the other required moments Cappy's used for either captures or various tricks that would skip captures or just for platforming.

    • @thomasisernhagen8263
      @thomasisernhagen8263 Před rokem

      @@mastermewtwo5503 I actually did this (through sand) with one of my friends, and we had a rule that every 10 seconds, cappy had to come back to mario. It worked out pretty well.

  • @cartocar1
    @cartocar1 Před rokem +24

    As spanish, this was so funny to watch 😂

  • @ABM_GD
    @ABM_GD Před rokem +2

    Idk if you’ve done this before but I’ve heard of this mechanic: rock paper scissors%. Whenever Mario collects a moon, he does one of three hand poses: a fist, an open palm, or a peace sign. These could act as rock, paper, and scissors. Whenever you collect a moon, you have to play rock paper scissors against Mario. If you win or tie, nothing happens. If you lose, you have to get one more moon before you leave the kingdom. This also stacks, so if you lose 5 times in one kingdom, then you have to get 5 extra moons before you leave the kingdom. (Also, story moons do not have this animation, so do not play on those moons)

    • @mastermewtwo5503
      @mastermewtwo5503 Před rokem

      I remember there was someone who did this, Fir [editing his name after looking it up]... He ended up taking forever to win though (instead of requiring extra moons per loss, I think it was a 'first to 5 wins' and losing 5 times required the run to restart, where Fir had to restart like 8 times). Would always be funny watching someone else do it with this ruleset.

  • @Hiswf_
    @Hiswf_ Před rokem +12

    Here is an idea for a speedrun: GTalkado% it's talkado% but the dialog was Google translated like 1000 times

  • @PickledThyme1
    @PickledThyme1 Před rokem +46

    I love your content Cjya! Hope you're getting plenty of rest; this must be exhausting!

  • @BaluDoughnut
    @BaluDoughnut Před rokem +13

    You know It's gonna be a great video when tacobell% and asshole% is in the thumbnial

  • @stefanoballardo7394
    @stefanoballardo7394 Před rokem +21

    I know spanish and I Love's seeing Cjya playing it and randomly guessing, not because of his knowledge, but because of the similar words._.

    • @localcompetitor7108
      @localcompetitor7108 Před rokem

      i'm litteraly venezuelan, imma start writing in spanish now: a mi me parecio muy fino el video. y a ti?

    • @angelcaru
      @angelcaru Před rokem

      Igual

  • @BlueDavrial
    @BlueDavrial Před rokem +6

    Daw, cats. What a good cameo. Both so well behaved while being held

  • @PhantomFox77
    @PhantomFox77 Před rokem +10

    Bowyer%: "Fix it, I will, nya! Shoot an arrow, I shall. When a target it hits, that Button... LOCKED!" - each time you get a moon, randomly spin a button that you cannot use until you get another moon, changing the locked button to something else.

    • @JosepiThe13th
      @JosepiThe13th Před rokem

      Why are you talking like Yoda?

    • @PhantomFox77
      @PhantomFox77 Před rokem

      @JosepiThe13th It's a direct quote from Super Mario RPG when you fight Bowyer and get Geno.

  • @aldincalderon8845
    @aldincalderon8845 Před rokem +3

    Rude% is how I play most RPGs. Side quests for the win baby!

  • @Beanz09
    @Beanz09 Před rokem +33

    Uploading videos while doing the subathon is crazy, appreciate the work man!

  • @kendrickvickers2610
    @kendrickvickers2610 Před rokem +3

    Rude% 0:10
    SpanishTalkatoo% 5:15
    Death% 11:34

  • @ShratTheMighty
    @ShratTheMighty Před rokem +5

    disappointed that he didn't plunge tostarena into a zombie apocalypse of eternal night in asshole%

  • @PoyoDreamer
    @PoyoDreamer Před rokem +2

    1:15 That was a clean transition!

  • @megandavis3372
    @megandavis3372 Před rokem +1

    Controller% : every time you finish a story section of a kingdom you change how you play the game. (Example: finish cap kingdom on hand held, switch to on big screen.) "This includes all necessary story moons. And kingdom changes/progression."

  • @celesstte4534
    @celesstte4534 Před rokem +3

    thank you cj, i was just bawling my eyes out and when i saw the thumbnail i started laughing so hard i genuinely kicked my feet into the air💀

  • @Diucaman
    @Diucaman Před rokem +3

    I though spanish% means go to sand kingdom and get all coins 💀

  • @Fidooop
    @Fidooop Před rokem +4

    I got a rather simple idea that could be fun. A completely normal speedrun but every bonk (hoping those aren't so common that it becomes annoying) you have to play the first level of a randomly selected game. (you would curate the list of games that can be picked yourself) I feel like if there's games you've been wanting to try out or know the community has highly requested this challenge can help with that. :D

  • @I_Drink_Pepsi_Wrong
    @I_Drink_Pepsi_Wrong Před rokem +5

    I love how these videos are edited. I just can’t get over it!

  • @sam-r-igaming5320
    @sam-r-igaming5320 Před rokem +1

    Break it%
    Get to metro as fast as possible to break the toy car

  • @cherrysandcats
    @cherrysandcats Před rokem +4

    7:31 *me crying because i do my duolingo and bajo means short* 😭

  • @madisonm1310
    @madisonm1310 Před rokem +1

    Rude% is very similar to my idea of chaos% where you also collect as few story moons as possible, leaving each kingdom in chaos. My last playthrough was that, except I'm not a speedrunner so I didn't use advanced strategies.

  • @antiquaemblem
    @antiquaemblem Před rokem

    Romance%: Collect every moon from the lady goombas, giving them all a lil kiss

  • @balazsbenedek649
    @balazsbenedek649 Před 4 měsíci +1

    ඩ%: its like a 100% run but you get the “our first power moon” last

  • @ZenoEditz.
    @ZenoEditz. Před rokem

    Bro I just wanted to say that recently, your videos have been inspiring me so much, your takes are all fax and your edits are 🗣🔥🔥💯, genuinely you inspire me to improve as an editor. I wish you hit 1k subs soon along with our fellow underrated editors and Nintendo fans 🤝

  • @andrewszanto9347
    @andrewszanto9347 Před rokem +2

    thank you for taking that moon at 3:40 it was stunting my poor cactuses growth

  • @frostykoopa4450
    @frostykoopa4450 Před rokem

    I craacked up so many times watching twitch chat spam "CASA IS BOX INSIDE THE BOX" "INSIIIDE THE BOOOX"

  • @tgamerguy1235
    @tgamerguy1235 Před rokem +1

    7:50 "BILL BALA!" 😂

  • @sonc07
    @sonc07 Před rokem

    4:00 the residents of lake kingdom have had a goomba problem for a while, how nice of you to help!

  • @celesteelka
    @celesteelka Před rokem +1

    Ay! I'm the "Sphinx, more like Stinx" guy, I'm honored to be included

  • @thepartyrockpolice1975
    @thepartyrockpolice1975 Před rokem +1

    Extrovert% You must talk to every NPC

  • @Alfkid
    @Alfkid Před rokem +1

    If you're wondering, he would be 109th in Death Animations as of this being commented

  • @MarioThePlumber_1997
    @MarioThePlumber_1997 Před rokem +1

    Idea: DARKER SIDE%
    Every 3 Moon you grab,you go to darker side and complete it

  • @lauriemacnayr2665
    @lauriemacnayr2665 Před 9 měsíci +1

    Idea:Glitch% do every glitch possible in every kingdom

  • @stabelgapler6959
    @stabelgapler6959 Před rokem +1

    I dont know how the Blue Toad is called, who sells you hints, but do a Toad% with him-
    You have to buy hints and then get the moons he tells you

  • @jasminekazooie
    @jasminekazooie Před rokem +1

    editing on this is phenomenal

  • @Geoguardmapping
    @Geoguardmapping Před rokem +1

    Minecraft%: after each kingdom, build something related to that kingdom in minecraft

  • @jappie6903
    @jappie6903 Před rokem

    Npc% talk to every npc in every world as quick as possible

  • @-SeaSnake-
    @-SeaSnake- Před rokem

    4:02 You're actually getting rid of the invaders of the Lake Kingdom, you're helping

  • @fireyfan25
    @fireyfan25 Před 7 měsíci

    Optional%. Collect all non-story moons

  • @CillmaCuvas
    @CillmaCuvas Před rokem +1

    Projectile%: Get every moon where you have to shoot/shoot at something (pan, fireball, etc.) that doesn't have a glitch to bypass the need to shoot.

  • @Dento64GD
    @Dento64GD Před rokem

    Multimario%: Every 2 minutes, you have to switch to another mario game. The speedrun only ends after beating every game.

  • @THECHOSENONE199
    @THECHOSENONE199 Před 6 měsíci +1

    Pixel%, you have to find all of the 2D people in a 100% file

  • @Yewtewba
    @Yewtewba Před rokem

    Starting off with a fantastic speedruin, nice

  • @oCloudy
    @oCloudy Před rokem

    11:00 CJ YOUR CATS ARE SO CUUUUTE

  • @deathgame8786
    @deathgame8786 Před 9 měsíci

    Economy%, Get as many moons from stores as possible. Costume moons are included.

  • @char1194
    @char1194 Před rokem +1

    Idea: Puppeteer%
    Beat the game while only collecting moons while Mario has captured something else(whenever possible)
    Or in other words, beat the game with the minimum number of moons collected as Mario

    • @ziltrox7408
      @ziltrox7408 Před rokem +1

      So basically minimum Mario category

    • @JosepiThe13th
      @JosepiThe13th Před rokem

      That’s already a thing… CJ even has a video about it…….

  • @dermegger7733
    @dermegger7733 Před rokem +3

    Me wondering if you can even complete Cascade without the Triple Moon from Madame Brood - cj: "So, I'm gonna do a quick CRC." Ok so no

  • @darkar2043
    @darkar2043 Před rokem

    As a spanish speaker it was really fun to see you struggle guessing what the moons were, I hope you do a full Spanish% in the future.

  • @hauntedsocks7346
    @hauntedsocks7346 Před rokem

    Assault via axe%, Beat the game with enough moons to purchase the Zombie Headwear, Purchase the headwear, go to metro kingdom, and throw Cappy (an axe) at 10 civilians.

  • @astralten
    @astralten Před rokem

    Theoretically, he doesn't help anyone be chasing bowser out of cloud kingdom (and also ruined kingdom lol) because there are no inhabitants. Even more so, bowser does not terrorize any kingdoms of the second half of the game if he is never chased away from cloud, so it would be Mario's duty to chase him out of cloud. Actually, if looking from that perspective, one would have to play up until the church in moon kingdom, as fighting the Broodals is also not illegal in Bowsers because there, they don't actually harm anyone other than Mario.

  • @zioptis40
    @zioptis40 Před rokem

    Wouldn't killing those mini goombas be a good thing? You're technically helping the innocent by getting rid of the villain's men

  • @JosepiThe13th
    @JosepiThe13th Před rokem +2

    Omg I’m on TV!!! I mean a CJYa video! Same thing, right? Thanks for doing my dumb idea 😂

  • @_peki_
    @_peki_ Před rokem

    speedrun idea: random name% before starting the run, take a random book that you have on your shelf, open a random page, and whatever the first word on that page is, you have to use that word insted of the word "Mario", and if you say "Mario" even once you have to start the run over

  • @-SeaSnake-
    @-SeaSnake- Před rokem +1

    6:37 The sphynx is called like that in Spanish cuz is a joke with "qué intriga" ("what an intrigue")

  • @riverofthewild
    @riverofthewild Před rokem

    great video as always cj!

  • @tomasstargamer6308
    @tomasstargamer6308 Před rokem

    Delicious%, you have to touch every single edible thing in the game.

  • @TiwidTV
    @TiwidTV Před rokem

    10:20 caught me so off-guard im cackling

  • @Dragon_David
    @Dragon_David Před rokem +2

    Here is an idea: food%. The idea is to get to luncheon kingdom and ground pound any giant vegetable there.

  • @user-jb5bu1vp8b
    @user-jb5bu1vp8b Před 5 měsíci

    Concussion% bonk mario on EVERY SINGLE BUILDING IN THE GAME.

  • @eloisemiller04
    @eloisemiller04 Před rokem +1

    what a great video! if only he was streaming... wait what? he's live right now? I better go watch!

  • @noyou8214
    @noyou8214 Před rokem +5

    Imagine not watching this on the subathon

  • @itsblamed
    @itsblamed Před rokem

    One that could work is wheel% and the gimmick is that you spin a wheel with an assortment of numbers and you spin it and whatever number it lands on could be the number of jumps or captures you could use for that kingdom.

  • @snicktrixjk69
    @snicktrixjk69 Před rokem

    I LOVED the spanish thingy, im from mexico and im actually surprised he did that run like fr

  • @pigeongod3450
    @pigeongod3450 Před rokem +1

    How about my idea of Bird%, where you can have every kingdom unlocked and to have to speedrun getting a bird to sit on your nose in each kingdom?

  • @Venolly
    @Venolly Před rokem +1

    Cj just has amazing videos

  • @timonobel615
    @timonobel615 Před rokem +1

    You should have clipped more it would annoy newton who invented the laws of physics

  • @nicholashillenbrand7542

    BILL BALA. BILL BALA! Casually shows bullet bill with a sombrero*

  • @poakblammo853
    @poakblammo853 Před rokem +2

    OMG I DD NOT EXPECT MINE TK ACTUALLY MAKE IT THANK YOU CJAY :DDDD

    • @JosepiThe13th
      @JosepiThe13th Před rokem +1

      We’re in the dumb ideas clubs together :D

  • @jellyman1864
    @jellyman1864 Před rokem

    I have a cool suggestion, map at metro%, it’s any% but you can’t use the map until metro kingdom

  • @gamerkidc.j.7975
    @gamerkidc.j.7975 Před rokem

    The fact that my nickname AND his nickname is CJ is hilarious

  • @EpicAvoGaming
    @EpicAvoGaming Před 9 měsíci

    Fir did this, and there was a first to 5 rock paper scissors thing against Mario in the moon collection animations, and he had to reset like 6 times lol

  • @emmaleighi.3363
    @emmaleighi.3363 Před rokem

    Kitty cats! That was my favorite part 😊😊😊😊

  • @skyethenerd1054
    @skyethenerd1054 Před rokem

    Uploading during the subathon? I respect the grind

  • @minwara7055
    @minwara7055 Před rokem +1

    his cat looked exactly like mine and gave me a heartattack for a second

  • @bluecubeidk
    @bluecubeidk Před rokem

    Moon cliping any %:get all moons that you can clip to obtain in every kingdom then get moons that can not be clipped to obtain so you can go to the next kingdom

  • @DJGill01
    @DJGill01 Před rokem

    Nice vid keep going

  • @gunbunny3241
    @gunbunny3241 Před rokem

    13:03 welcome to hydraulic press channel🤣🤣🤣

  • @tedtiger7774
    @tedtiger7774 Před rokem

    Idea: for every enemy you kill (including bosses) a random moon becomes inaccessible. (Excluding story moons)

  • @CinnaSwirls
    @CinnaSwirls Před rokem

    I don't know, uh, maybe crouching once at the highest place you can stand on in each kingdom?

  • @Jommo213
    @Jommo213 Před rokem

    Do a reset run%. One you finish Cap and Sand Kingdom without skipping cutscenes, you reset your game, but not the timer. One you do this 10 times, you can end the run.

  •  Před rokem

    He said "As few as possible" not "If you can't progress without helping the run is over"

  • @SlLLYJIM
    @SlLLYJIM Před rokem +2

    Here’s a good idea
    Homicide % : what you do is try and kill 25 enemies as fast as you can
    Bosses don’t count
    Bullet bills don’t count
    So there’s my idea, Enjoy

  • @tobi_play3802
    @tobi_play3802 Před rokem

    That last speedrun I was hoping he would do something like that and he did

  • @onyxisgone
    @onyxisgone Před rokem

    Rock% you have to touch every holdable rock or boulder as fast as possible