Mission: Dorian's Sexuality Josephine: "Gay men know designers, straight men don't. I can arrange for Solas to receive the latest from Apostate Hobo. Perhaps he can provoke a telling insult?" Leliana: "The bend and snap. Works every time." Cullen: "No. This is ridiculous." The amount of detail you've put into this video is... disturbing.
The funny thing is Cullen’s response hasn’t been changed here. The mission comes from Maryden, the bard in Herald’s rest, and apparently some other bard in Orlais stole one of her songs or something and she would like something done about it. Leliana’s response is the best, she merely mentions that you can’t perform stolen songs if you don’t have a tongue lol
As a fellow European I can confirm Europe is indeed ruled by mages (the evil mages at the European Parliment) and we practise blood magic on a daily basis.
I fled from Europe for that very reason, I wasn't going to wait to be sacrificed by my best friend for a blood magic ritual. Now I'm in Australia and it's much worse they all hate mages.
@@beverlyarcher3744 yeah that was a joke. Cullen and Dorian are actually appearing as a couple in DAI fandom . And now with the bi Cullen patch it makes you really wonder if it couldn't be Canon as well.
I absolutely love the amount of details in this video! Just look at the war table operation frame (which last 1s: 1:02-1:03) the text is acually about Dorian being gay? And then the time of Cullen operation matches with how much it's left untill you see "Cullen is ready to report in" (2:18) which is also the exact moment when "he" says "Wait a minute, give me chance to crack this guy". I just... I'm so completely in love with this video even without those facts, it's simply perfect in every way. A HUGE APPRECIATION FOR THE AUTHOR /Me greatly approves/
I have this headcanon that my inquisitor who romances Cullen (also a Lavellan) is besties with Dorian and for a little while Cullen is low-key worried that she likes Dorian. Until Dorian sits there being snarky and goes "yes, we're madly in love, but alas, sadly, it's not meant to be" and Cullen is sad and "why not" and Dorian explains it and ends it with something "and even if I did like women, I don't think I'd be her type... she seems to be a bit more into strapping, young templars". Needless to say DA and all these headcanons live rent-free in my head.
This is the best thing i've ever seen, I was laughing so hard xDD. I loved Cullens reactions to the female inquisitor towards Dorian, with him disapproving after she says shes free on saturday and the "DAMMIT!" part xDDD the ending is perfect too
@@christyshultz6443 Late reply, but if the Inquisitor doesn't romance Dorian or Iron Bull, they form a relationship. They have party banter about it and everything.
@Zizihazazi lol thanks dude. Because of you I specifically scrolled comments section down to see her replies. It was funny "Dorian's canon romance is inquisitior!" Yeah putting aside that there is no such thing as official canon for Dragon Age, my canon Inky is straight so he isn't into Dorian
The war table mission, oh my gosh... Josephine: Gay men know designers, straight men don't. I can arrange for Solas to receive the lastest from Apostate Hobo. Perhaps he can provoke a telling insult? Leliana: The Bend and Snap. Works every time. Cullen: No. This is ridiculous.
Love the expression on the quiz during that amulet quest lol. "wtf you mean we're 'not friends'??" Poor repressed Dorian. I love this video. When does Dorian crash the war room though? Is that a mage/templar quest difference?
This is pure gold, Art at its finest. Like, this is so good that if it was physically possible to frame a video and put it on a wall, I’d choose this one. A gigantonraphy,as big as the wall itself. Playing in loop, full volume.
okay most people knew that Dorian was gay because when the press release came out about during and it was fairly clear early on in his bio that he was gay I mean that kind of spelled it out . As far as his friends Inquisition I'm thinking most people knew that he was gay varic asked questions but I'm fairly sure he knew during Dorianwas gay he was just making sure that Dorian wasn't bi. Or maybe clarifying for the inquisitors edification .
As much as I dislike the stereotypes in the song and the forced outing it will never not be funny when applied to different series/games/etc. Even though the ending of the song does not match Dorian's character this still manages to be a friggin masterpiece. The lines are perfectly divided for the characters and especially Cullen was my favourite in this one. I just LOVE it. I've always found the ending of this song a bit cringe worthy but the editing in this made it much nicer.
For real, this my favorite video in the history of life because of my God. The fact that this song even exists is amazing but this edit? 🎉🎉🎉🎉👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽😁😁😁 I almost punctured a lung trying not to laugh while watching this when I should've been working. 😂😂😂😂
Why ? Canon wise the inquisitor is his love interest . If you don't recruit iron b or you kill him it doesn't really matter does it? So he couldn't be dorian's canon love interest. That's just some stupd shit they added later. Much to the disservice sartorius seening as to how I kill iron b or I just don't recruit him.moot .And since I usually roll a male Inquisitor and half the time most oft i do romance him. If I were a female character I sure shit don't recruit him.because Dorian deserves better and in my playtthriughs he gets better..And i don't care if he goes back to his homeland and finds this love interested ( Cole metioned..the great love that got away).were talking about before but he doesn't get iron bull. Plus.bull is a whore and ugly.
I love Dorian. The first time I saw him it was mostly "Ew, handlebar mustache." but after that it was all about how much he cares. Sadly, that inquisitor met an unfortunate end and since I knew he was going to I made their last moments together. **Snif** Mahanon why?! ((I'm still not over his death.))
God same here , Tony Stark was the other man I'd even tolerated to have facial hair . But I'd never use the mod that allows you to get rid if Dorian's he'd look to weird without it
Okay, my Girlfriend and I were discussing this as an Idea literally 2 days ago, and here it is from 5 years ago. I would have made Sera say the 'Metro-Hetero Jerk' line, seems a bit more fitting, but this was great
Got this in my recommended and I gotta say, I was surprised about the views this video has. It deserves way bigger attention cause this thing right here is a fekin masterpiece
This is probs the best edited video I've seen for Dragon Age, which makes the video even funnier, also the casting of who sang what was great, overall 10/10 video
I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS VIDEO (in a really good way) I recently played the baritone sax and flute for an amateur production of Legally Blonde and this video is no my favourite thing in the world THANK YOU
Mission: Dorian's Sexuality
Josephine: "Gay men know designers, straight men don't. I can arrange for Solas to receive the latest from Apostate Hobo. Perhaps he can provoke a telling insult?"
Leliana: "The bend and snap. Works every time."
Cullen: "No. This is ridiculous."
The amount of detail you've put into this video is... disturbing.
[Stargr☆zer] girl, you're Gold
Screw disturbing. THIS IS BRILLIANT!!!
'Tis most disturbing indeed. XD
The funny thing is Cullen’s response hasn’t been changed here. The mission comes from Maryden, the bard in Herald’s rest, and apparently some other bard in Orlais stole one of her songs or something and she would like something done about it. Leliana’s response is the best, she merely mentions that you can’t perform stolen songs if you don’t have a tongue lol
This is a work of fucking art.
+Nox Gold Thank you!!
This belongs in a Museum.
You mean the hall of fame XD
Harrison Jones?
I thought it was more of an Ezreal reference.
Dude ur Josie pfp is great.
Hello Ezreal
As a fellow European I can confirm Europe is indeed ruled by mages (the evil mages at the European Parliment) and we practise blood magic on a daily basis.
I KNEW IT
how dare you reveal our ways!?
yup, we're evil tevinter mages. and we're fabulous.
HOW DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARE YOU!!???????? You can't reveal our secret like that! Our secret of fabulousness (
I will gut the both of you like a fish.they are both lying. :D
I fled from Europe for that very reason, I wasn't going to wait to be sacrificed by my best friend for a blood magic ritual. Now I'm in Australia and it's much worse they all hate mages.
"I'm free at 8 on Saturday!" *Cullen disapproves*
Probably cause he's jealous the question is of who...fans seem to be spilt that one.
I wonder if he would run if the f! Mage warden came up and flirted again
@@christyshultz6443 Jealous of Dorian because of the Inquisitor
@@beverlyarcher3744 yeah that was a joke. Cullen and Dorian are actually appearing as a couple in DAI fandom . And now with the bi Cullen patch it makes you really wonder if it couldn't be Canon as well.
@@christyshultz6443 Yeah but in the video it's the fem inquisitor who says that so his reaction is to that, not Dorian.
For me, one of the best bits is noting how everyone approves when Trevelyan announces he's gay AND European.
Leliana with the shoes comment tops it all off!
+Flyermaria I lost it totally xD
I can't believe this is the video that got me into Dragon Age.
Honestly, that's the best way to get into Dragon Age.
No way omg
that's incredible :D
The best part was when dorian denied being with trevelyan and he shouted "you bastard!".
I absolutely love the amount of details in this video! Just look at the war table operation frame (which last 1s: 1:02-1:03) the text is acually about Dorian being gay? And then the time of Cullen operation matches with how much it's left untill you see "Cullen is ready to report in" (2:18) which is also the exact moment when "he" says "Wait a minute, give me chance to crack this guy". I just... I'm so completely in love with this video even without those facts, it's simply perfect in every way. A HUGE APPRECIATION FOR THE AUTHOR
/Me greatly approves/
I love how angry Cullen gets about Lavellan being interested in Dorian XDD
I have this headcanon that my inquisitor who romances Cullen (also a Lavellan) is besties with Dorian and for a little while Cullen is low-key worried that she likes Dorian. Until Dorian sits there being snarky and goes "yes, we're madly in love, but alas, sadly, it's not meant to be" and Cullen is sad and "why not" and Dorian explains it and ends it with something "and even if I did like women, I don't think I'd be her type... she seems to be a bit more into strapping, young templars". Needless to say DA and all these headcanons live rent-free in my head.
I don't know why Solas saying "I think his chest is waxed" was the funniest part to me but dammit it was
Because he touched his head while saying it? XD
How would he know?
He just looks so distraught over the fact his chest is waxed
Varric could never
I want this video shown at my funeral.
This will be my entrance into heaven.
"You say boyfriend, I thought you say BEST friend! Carlos is my best friend."
*Inquisitor disapproves*
omf the voices fit so well
ikr!
“Cullen disapproves”
This is the best thing i've ever seen, I was laughing so hard xDD. I loved Cullens reactions to the female inquisitor towards Dorian, with him disapproving after she says shes free on saturday and the "DAMMIT!" part xDDD the ending is perfect too
Well we needed to get him on board somehow. ;D
“This man is gay AND European(/Tevinter)!”
**Everyone approves**
I lost it when Cassandra table flipped IT'S SO HER!!
1:46 "So stylish and relaxed..." LOL
"...I think his chest is waxed.."
I love how the Tevinter card just pops up at the end of the fourth verse XD
Reading the title, I thought the idea was already great, but it turned out so much more than what I was expecting. This... This is awesome.
I'm so angry at the top-quality editing here, the whole thing is too damned good and its so funny. Shame on you. Shame on you for being this funny.
The line you were not yesterday gets me giggling every time. Also when they cuss after Dorian makes the Inquisitor smile makes me laugh too
I laughed so hard at 2:51 when I saw the "Iron Bull approves" line
"Don't worry, I'm here. I'll protect you."
"DAMN IT!"
The andvisors coment on the war table mission are the best, Apostate Hobo gets me every time XD
legit thought Carlos was gonna be iron bull lol
Why
@@christyshultz6443 Late reply, but if the Inquisitor doesn't romance Dorian or Iron Bull, they form a relationship. They have party banter about it and everything.
@Zizihazazi lol thanks dude. Because of you I specifically scrolled comments section down to see her replies. It was funny
"Dorian's canon romance is inquisitior!" Yeah putting aside that there is no such thing as official canon for Dragon Age, my canon Inky is straight so he isn't into Dorian
Yeah. It can be applied too. Bull will happily declare that Dorian's gay and Imperium.
The amount of detail in this video is amazing, like when Cullen ready to report in as soon as he starts to talk to him
The war table mission, oh my gosh...
Josephine: Gay men know designers, straight men don't. I can arrange for Solas to receive the lastest from Apostate Hobo. Perhaps he can provoke a telling insult?
Leliana: The Bend and Snap. Works every time.
Cullen: No. This is ridiculous.
Love the expression on the quiz during that amulet quest lol. "wtf you mean we're 'not friends'??" Poor repressed Dorian. I love this video. When does Dorian crash the war room though? Is that a mage/templar quest difference?
Thank you :) and yup! You get that if you do the mage quest.
GUYS... I THINK WE FOUND THE CURE FOR DEPRESSION
I've been binge watching this video ever since I discovered it. This is pure perfection.
1:40 Cullen's reaction just killed me and I dont know why 😂
I'M STRAIGHT!
You were not yesterday
^ is one of my favorite parts of this whole thing 😂
I’m pretty sure this actually happened behind the scenes during inquisition
Cassandra's part is amazing.
I always laugh when they are in a group discussing it
This belongs in heaven.
This is pure gold, Art at its finest.
Like, this is so good that if it was physically possible to frame a video and put it on a wall, I’d choose this one.
A gigantonraphy,as big as the wall itself.
Playing in loop, full volume.
I swear, i could be playing any other game, i start singing this version and remembering.. THANK YOU
0:33 don't know why but this part made burst out laughing
The lip sync, the poses, the expressions... Did this take you a month? This is awesome!
Dorian's first week in the Inquistion. lol
okay most people knew that Dorian was gay because when the press release came out about during and it was fairly clear early on in his bio that he was gay I mean that kind of spelled it out . As far as his friends Inquisition I'm thinking most people knew that he was gay varic asked questions but I'm fairly sure he knew during Dorianwas gay he was just making sure that Dorian wasn't bi. Or maybe clarifying for the inquisitors edification .
@@christyshultz6443 Okay, noted. It was just joke.
I am DEAD!
I haven't laughed this much in AGES oh my god
If you did both these playthroughs just to make this video then let me just say I have so much respect for you, lol.
oh my god I thought this day would never come
As much as I dislike the stereotypes in the song and the forced outing it will never not be funny when applied to different series/games/etc. Even though the ending of the song does not match Dorian's character this still manages to be a friggin masterpiece. The lines are perfectly divided for the characters and especially Cullen was my favourite in this one. I just LOVE it. I've always found the ending of this song a bit cringe worthy but the editing in this made it much nicer.
Perfect timing on the cutscenes
OHMYGOD YAAAAASSSSSS IM SO FRICKIN' HAPPY THAT SOMEONE MADE THIS
Holy shit, this my new favorite thing on the Internet. May all the little gods bless you guys for doing this.
This song was me throughout the game until I heard the beautiful line...
"I prefer the company of men."
I can't put to words how hard I laughed at this. You are awesome.
2:52
Inquisitor Trevelyan: "This man is gay *and* European!"
*SOLAS SLIGHTLY APPROVES*
*CASSANDRA SLIGHTLY APPROVES*
*IRON BULL APPROVES*
*BLACKWALL SLIGHTLY APPROVES*
What? It took five years for this gem to appear in my feed. Same goes for that video of Garrus being a God.
For real, this my favorite video in the history of life because of my God. The fact that this song even exists is amazing but this edit? 🎉🎉🎉🎉👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽😁😁😁
I almost punctured a lung trying not to laugh while watching this when I should've been working. 😂😂😂😂
This is a work of art. The report at the end x'D lol
I expected Bull to be Carlos but the judging scene does fit
Why ? Canon wise the inquisitor is his love interest . If you don't recruit iron b or you kill him it doesn't really matter does it? So he couldn't be dorian's canon love interest. That's just some stupd shit they added later. Much to the disservice sartorius seening as to how I kill iron b or I just don't recruit him.moot .And since I usually roll a male Inquisitor and half the time most oft i do romance him. If I were a female character I sure shit don't recruit him.because Dorian deserves better and in my playtthriughs he gets better..And i don't care if he goes back to his homeland and finds this love interested ( Cole metioned..the great love that got away).were talking about before but he doesn't get iron bull. Plus.bull is a whore and ugly.
how did I miss this for nearly 5 years!?
I love Dorian. The first time I saw him it was mostly "Ew, handlebar mustache." but after that it was all about how much he cares. Sadly, that inquisitor met an unfortunate end and since I knew he was going to I made their last moments together. **Snif** Mahanon why?! ((I'm still not over his death.))
Senna Delouea 😂😂😂 I felt the same way when I first say him
Uh what the hell are you talking about? No inquisititors die.
God same here , Tony Stark was the other man I'd even tolerated to have facial hair . But I'd never use the mod that allows you to get rid if Dorian's he'd look to weird without it
How did that even happen? Quizzy can’t die in canon.
Best Dragon Age video ever.
Mission report at the end is best.
I was talking to dorian when this came in 😂😂
If anyone ever stumbles across this work of art that hasn't played Inquisition I hope this convinces them.
Im straith..... You were not yesterday .... LOL Tsunami....... You must sent this to Bioware..... We all love Dorian....Horray
This should be celebrated daily
Okay, my Girlfriend and I were discussing this as an Idea literally 2 days ago, and here it is from 5 years ago.
I would have made Sera say the 'Metro-Hetero Jerk' line, seems a bit more fitting, but this was great
I love how Varric and Cole are not part of this.
Probably because they already knew, but nobody bothered to ask them.
i dont expect much from these parodies anymore but this one was phenominal
This is one of the best things I've ever seen. Never gets old lmao
This is fucking canon and no one can tell me otherwise
Got this in my recommended and I gotta say, I was surprised about the views this video has. It deserves way bigger attention cause this thing right here is a fekin masterpiece
the most iconic dragon age video
This is made surprisingly well
I have never seen something so beautiful in my entire life. THIS IS ART. THANK YOU FOR SHARING IT WITH US. MAKER'S BLESSES UPON YOU!!!!!!
Everything is so well edited and in character, how dare you.
genius...whoever did this video is a fucking genius...
I ducking love this video.... This is the greatest. Me and my bestie were laughing our ass off at this
It's 1am....... Help I can't stop giggling 🤭 😂😂
Thought his bf was gonna be iron bull for a Sec 😂😂😂
This is actually perfect 😂😂😂
This is so well made I'm so impressed? (It's also hilarious, I'm dying)
I actually thought about this! I'm so glad someone made this and executed it so well!
I had so much fun! Thank you for your amazing job! 🥰
Oh my god, this edit is so fucking perfect I'm cackling in the middle of the night xDDD How the hell did I not see this before
I saw this when it first came out and oh my god I watched it again. I love this so much
Maker's balls! This is freakin' awesome! xD
This is probs the best edited video I've seen for Dragon Age, which makes the video even funnier, also the casting of who sang what was great, overall 10/10 video
this is so beautiful i have watched it on repeat for like the last 10 mins and im probabaly going to keep watching it. it is a masterpiece
Just want to say I love you for making this.
This is a work of art and I'm deeply ashamed i didn't see this sooner xD
this was expertly done and made my week, thank you!
I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS VIDEO (in a really good way)
I recently played the baritone sax and flute for an amateur production of Legally Blonde and this video is no my favourite thing in the world THANK YOU
Why is this the best and most accurate thing in the world
Whoever did this... bless your soul!
I can't freaking breath THIS IS GENIOUS!
This is AMAZING! You're a legend!
this is pure amazing , you should have more likes!
АААААААААААА.
Это. Нечто. Гениальное.
Давно я так не орал.
This is a work of art, I was in tear by the end of it.
This was so beautiful to watch and had me cackling at the damn part