Chris Distefano: Try Not To Laugh - IMPAULSIVE EP. 264
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- čas přidán 10. 03. 2021
- Comedian, Chris Distefano, joins the boys to discuss knocking up his wife on the second date, the first time he saw freshly circumcised genitals, why his daughter looks up to 6ix9ine, remembering 9/11 as a New Yorker, his perseverance in becoming a comedian, and more...
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HAD A WILD TIME BABES! THANKS FOR HAVING ME ON YAASSSS 🍻🙌
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Haha u haven’t been pinned lool.. at least I’ll know you’ll see this reply and it might hinder/ influence your next decision in life and it’ll be because of this reply... your welcome
Greatest comedian out there! I wish this would've went longer i watch all you podcasts and everything chris your the best man!!
dude you got me to sub...killed this pod🔥
These guys were NOT ready for Chrissy Chlamydia!!
cant believe ive just seen mike get out-talked for like an hour
Mike always loses to comedians and its so entertaining to watch.
Logan needs a new co-host bad.
Chrissy chaos babe Es que lo es.
@@snickerszn8459 mike makes the show you punce
I know. Its pretty awesome. Favorite episode by far
“Aren’t you afraid of your grandparents getting COVID?”
“Nah, my grandparents are racist, let them go out with a fever!” 😩😂😂 bruhhhhhh lmaooo
“My grandfather won’t eat sushi because he still thinks the Japanese are the enemy” 😂 that had me dying
Having people like him on the podcast are so refreshing. Not afraid to speak their mind and facts instead of being afraid of “offending” people.
Twitter is booming this few days cancelling people
I feel bad for the kids who were born in the 2000's that don't understand what comedy and jokes mean. Comedians are so filtered nowadays because no matter what they say they have to worry about offending some ignorant jerkoff and getting canceled. Shit even the most famous white stand up comedians used to be able to use the n word in a joke and everybody would laugh because they understand what a joke is.
Yes!
@@PabzRoz sadly no good comedy movie has came out in the past 5 years
Andrew shulzzzzzzy
Chris is fucking hilarious. I love how he doesn’t give af who gets offended.
@@greggpowers980 I didn’t know I needed to see this today but that video is beautiful.
yikes to be you dawg
@@michealjaymurphy why?
You ever listen to history hyenas with him and yanni long days ? Now that is some WILD Chrissy chaos shit
New yorker.
“Your teeth were so white I wanted to protest” 😂😂😂😂 DUDE IS HILARIOUS. He needs to upload clips from his show to CZcams it’d help him gain wayyyy more exposure
He has some! And his own podcast!
Him and Shultz my 2 favourites
you dont know what you talkin bout kid
Don’t worry bout Chrissy chaos . He’s been on the com/pod circuit for years and years .. being from nyc he missed the gravy train rogan created but has since just about caught up to the rest of the la crews . Regards from Australia 🇦🇺
watch his 9/11 story, you will legit stroke out from laughing so hard.
I love when Chrissy is on a roll and then looks around with that nervous giggle like “did I push it? No? Ok” and just keeps going
This podcast is long overdue. Chris destefano is by far the funniest/best comedian honestly. I wish this podcast would've went on longer this is one of the first or only impaulsives I could sit down and listen to the whole thing. Chrissy is the best
They are doing 10 podcast this week so they have to keep the time down
Tim Dillon says hold my empanada...
@@tannerannichiarico7255 idk closet chrissy is funnier i think
And I don't even like impaulsive really but I sat and watched this whole one cause destefano
Him and Mark Normand
"His teeth were so white , i wanted to protest " 😂😂
Mike was SO HAPPY he got to talk about his heroin days with Chrissy Chaos.
Mike... needs a personality
I know this is old but idk i haven’t gotten to the part but previous time I’ve just seen him get a piece of the euphoria that he got from the drugs when he talks.. I used to do a lot of blow and sell it and had my time with Xanax, and it’s awesome to have someone to talk to about it. This is one of the first Impaulsive podcasts I’m dabbling in so I can’t speak for mike completely but yeah
“Dame mas gasolina, that’s the only Spanish I know” 😂😂
🙌🙌🙌
Well, you should learn
I think Logan was the only one who caught that there lmao
Bro same
Chrissy D NEVER disappoints. He’s hilarious
Only reason I am back to impulsive for like a year, besides clips. Chris-eclipses!
@@robin8026 What made you stop watching?
Wonder if Yannis Pappas would agree?
those teeth are so white i wanted to protest. The thing about comedians is even in conversation they are practicing their craft. Like the quick wit and the ability to read a room like a comedian is something that takes years to perfect.
Chrissy D is so fkn funny, it's really impressive how he's able to talk so freaking fast but never stutter or say something dumb, he just is always on and is always funny. Love that dude.
I’m only here for Chris! Never heard of these kids podcast but Chris the shit
And after seeing these kids podcast, how do you rate them?
Same only watching for Chris.
@@lexicdys2823 there funny I like em
its literally logan paul
This guy was by far the funniest person yet on this podcast 😂
100000%
@@jd0604 dam bruh who tf hurt you
@@anindapaul8823 lmfao
nobody:
Logan: we have a group chat called Bitcoin Boys
Literally such a douche lmao
When I think of the word “affable” I instantly think of Chrissy D
he attaches himself to everything/anything douche and we just get over it LOL
@@millardfilmore1403 I bought 4 bitcoins for fun ...and forgot about it..its 6years and I found the bitcoin paper in my graduation file😁
@@shreyasdube1110 that actually amazing if true you lucky bastard you're set lol
Loved this episode! Something different than usuals after a long time. Impulsive should do more content like this, found this one really entertaining and funny.
Logan: You ever go clubbing?
Chris: Yeah!
Chris realizes he has a wife and kids...
Chris: Well.. not really..
Thats why Chris is a MAN and Logan a baby boy 😂😂
Had no clue who this guest was but he's the best, new fan!
He's the best
Fr Idk how I’ve never heard of him I love this.
Check out history Hyenas
I love seeing the comedians, that I watch every day, go to non-comedy podcasts and just slay the room. No one is ever prepared lolol haha Chrissy da man
Look up his 9/11 story
Chris is on the brink of blowing up. So proud of him. RIP hyenas i pray for a come back tho.
This is the second time Yanni long days has quit on a pod that was bout to blow
@@tayvis6170 Yanni didn't quit Chrissy did lol
lol
RIP hyenas
Agreed. I have followed him for years and i couldn't be happier for him.
“Actions used to speak louder than words now its words are louder than actions”
Crissy Chaos is such an underrated comedian!
well he is quite famous
Chris Distefano made sure to agressively shout out his podcasts and patreon right in the beginning of the episode and get his air times worth.. lmao damn
His podcast is pretty 🔥 if you’re not a sensitive bitch 😭😭
@@davidblazzee451 ong Logan wasn’t ready for this man 😭
His grindr too
@@davidblazzee451 no more history hyenas though :(
You’re a true FF
“His teeth are so white I wanna protest” I started crying 😂😂😂
Guys, more comedians please!! Honestely me favorite episode in the last couple of months.
This was an EPIC podcast, this dude was hilarious and smart
Chrissy Chaos on impaulsive this is what I wanted
Why? Literally tells same 6 stories every LA podcast he does.
good podcast!
@@jacechrisman8253 who molested you?
@@jacechrisman8253 and I laugh every time.
I love seeing Logan genuinely laugh at guests
I love seeing you. (Which one is you?)
It’s sad we have to appreciate that he should only have guests that genuinely make him laugh
Is it me or is George bored with the recent conversations?
Chrissy D is hilarious.
They’ve probably been doing lots of podcasts lately
He’s too religious. Surprised he wants to be a comedian
the episodes with comedians are the best , love them keep it up ! :)
I notice comedians when they come in this show
They literally carry the whole episode
@@jd0604 I get it, because you are the shit
Podcasts are their domain
comedians are literal attention whores. of course they do.
As they should
you should watch bad friends... 2 comedian hosts, and mainly comedian guests
This is one of the best podcasts ever it’s going down in history
@Angel 24 for impaulsive definitely
I mean, it’s basically Chris in an empty room talking to himself.
Just watch comedians podcasts then. This is the norm
Was hesitant to watch a single episode of this podcast but I can’t keep rewatching Hey Babe episodes...did not disappoint. Chrissy Podcasts always coming through 👏🏻
Same ! Seen every hey babe and Chrissy chaos like 10 times by now.
Lol I’m bout to restart my hey babe listening
I've been binging on Chrissy! 💗💗💗 Yea, I am a fan!
I wake up my house because i laughed so hard, italy loves impaulsive
Alfredo sauce?
*Mike says anything*
Logan: Speaking of NFT's...
My dad beats me up everytime someone subs to me
@@jb54786 i don't want you to get beaten up by your dad so i won't subscribe
This damn near the funniest one and I never heard of Chris Stephano
One of the few podcasts I actually sat and watched completely this guys is amazing
I think I just got enlightened when he told his daughter responded like let’s just go to park then. We expect too much from life. Gotta make it simple. Great episode. You should bring this guy more often.
Need more comedians like chris and schulz on this podcast❌🧢💯
Nahh Andrew Schulz is a legend on this show✊🏾
No we don't!!!!
And Tim Dillon he's the best one
Chris is at his absolute best second half of this pod absolutely on fire
This is by far my favorite impaulsive podcast
BEST COMEDIAN HANDS DOWN LOVE THE BOY CHRISSY
Nah he's Chrissy sellout now haha
Nah bill burr is the best
No joe Rogan
I never clicked on an impaulsive episode so quickly.
Chrissy D Nuts!
rft
Retweet
Chrissy chaos is in!
Never heard of him, INSTANT FAN BOY tho, he’s great!
It’s what it is!
he’s my favorite comedian ever by far. makes me crack up no matter what. chrisssssy it’s what it issss baabbbby
This podcast epi is the truest most honest epi of a podcast out there
nobody:
Logan: Speaking of NFTs...
listen to him...mans has made me 15k
We need Spencer back he did wayyyy better than George and that other dude I can’t even remember his name😂
@@nickdecarlo9569 you buying $50,000 crypto punks? Sorry man, can’t afford that
@@mrc2750 - You don’t have to buy an expensive one to make money.
@@jacqez - uh, no.. Watching paint dry was more entertaining than Spencer
One of the best podcasts imo. The energy Chris brings is incredible and perfect for the dynamic of the show, really exemplifying the quality of the show. Could’ve listened to another hour of this.
The show is only good because of him. Follow comedians podcasts and you will be entertained all the time.
Chris best be on the podcast again cos his actually so hilarious.
I was fricking dying out of laughter, especially in the last 10 minutes. This is a must watch!!
George is sitting there meditating the whole podcast tryna absorb how an actual comedian operates
And on his phone texting rude af
Facts!! 🤣🤣🤣
He’s so ignorant, Logan Paul made his career now he thinks he big or sum 😂so scared of Logan leaving cuz he knows his “funny content” boutta go📉
@@diegoalvarez9566 I feel you bruh. I used to watch Janko’s stuff on IG, but now he’s turned into something else w/ L. Paul - like he lost his voice/confidence/humor or somethin
OH look! the haters are here - we saved you seats LOL
Lets get Evan on the podcast
Alissa violet
This^^^
No please don’t he’s a whiny little bih and just plays video games and rides Logan’s coat tail.
Adam sandler
Let’s get Evan to replace Logan
Absolutely amazing. I loved Chris, I’m going to watch more right now!
Check out his podcast Hey Babes, Sal is just like him
This may be the best podcast so far... Couldn't stop laughin
I really fucking enjoyed this episode. Also, the Mike and Chris east coast segment and etc. was so fucking fire
Idk how you guys keep the energy up so high with so much going on, but ive been feeling it in the past few episodes and im loving it 🙏🏻
Where r u. Frm
Money. Money is how.
@@extraguacc8601 so true hahaha love the usernmae by the way
They rich
Never heard of this guy but I am glad I watched this. He’s hilarious! Deff gonna watch his podcast now
this was by far my favorite impaulsilve podcast
“People are now being judged by their words, not their actions...” super amazing episode and equally awesome guest!
Chris Distefano is like the alternative world Football-dude version of Tim Dillon.
LOVE THAT LOL!!!!
I disagree
Funnier too HAHA
Chris distefano is the gay tim dillion
No he's a better version of mike
“ It looks like a community college” 😂😂
Great Podcast, one of my favorite. Chris you are a legend !
Defenitely one of the pods that made me laugh the most
“Dame más gasolina” all u gotta know bro 🤣
Lmfao I was dead 😭😭😭
What an amazing podcast. Had me rollin'. Good shit.
Some of the best content i watch on youtube right here on this channel💯
By far the best show you had. Chrissy is the funniest coke head of all time
Lmao dude talks a lot he prob is on that white girl 🤔
He doesn’t do coke lmao
@Still Sidda he’s said he doesn’t
Hahahah could be adderal
That's just New York energy
he said “there so white they made me wanna protest”😂😂😂😂😂
Make no mistake, Chrissy Chaos aka Chrissy the Sphinx is one of THE BEST new generation comics out of New York along side Schulz, Normand, Dillon, and Yanni Long Days. It's what it is, cuz.
Es lo que es! Dassitt!!
🥲 I miss the Hyenas
This is hands-down the best podcast I have seen on this channel
If some one identifies as a refrigerator don't Get mad at him.
*just stick a beer in him*🤣🤣🤣
“I didn’t know I had a gay son” 🤣🤣🤣
Asking me if I wanted some “A Rose Cone Poe Yo” 😂
This was such a great episode all around! Great guest!
Never been more shocked to find out how entertaining your podcast really are. Never would of imagined I would be hooked on impaulsive. Weird.
Same. I usually hate this type of stuff but something about Impaulsive has had me hooked for over a year
yeah honestly i never really liked podcasts, but logan’s changed a lot in the past 2 years honestly i think it’s because he’s been smokin weed so he’s more chill, and he’s just really entertaining
Its official, our girl chrissy has blown up
It’s what it is, he’s Chrissy Blowups now
one of the best podcasts by Impaulsive in a while
This has to be one of my fav episodes!👐👐
#1 PODCAST IN THE WORLD . Let’s go!
Cringe
@@jack9245 smd
@@jack9245 you literally have a Minecraft playlist and you're calling someone else cringe😂😂😂 gtfo
@@jack9245 u have a minecraft playlist and a how to do magic tricks playlist... kid the only thing cringe here is you LOL
@@jack9245 you're like 12 and watch minecraft and magic lmfao cringe
This is the first time I've ever clicked on a Logan Paul vid, but Chrissy Chaos is too irresistible.
Welcome. Don't forget to check out the Pokemon vids
Probably one of the best episodes so far
This was one of the top podcasts 😂
I watch a lot of your podcasts, this is 100 percent the best yet! I love how openly you speak, yet keep everything light hearted while providing knowledge
You guys really are the best podcast, I’ve been listening to others lately and they are so lackluster and boring, they don’t even compare! You guys manage to always keep me entertained and interested!
This one is now my favorite impulsive podcast God I got hilarious
Can already tell this is gonna be one of the best episodes
Yes I love Chris, you guys are having banger guests keep em coming
First podcast for a long time that I’ve watched like multiple times 👍🏽
Chrissy talking about poddys being the future but ending HH 😔
hes been on every top podcast in the last week. he moved to la son
@@curtisboyce3849 what does that have to do with anything I said you FF
@@curtisboyce3849 for like 2 months
@@fortyozsteak don't listen to that tute
I haven’t even watched it yet and i already know I’m going to laugh my ass off! Chris is naturally hilarious
These podcasts keep me going I swear I love the everyday ones
i like all impaulsive shows but this is one of the maybe 10 or 15 i smiled all the way. sending lov from colombia
George in the manscaped commercial 😂 it worked. Watched the whole thing.
Idk how, but Logan has this whole podcast thing down, I go into every episode skeptical and leave entertained, keep the good shit up
The connection between Chris and Mike, could be a podcast in itself
The only podcast, of anyones podcasts, that I’ve watched fully without stop
Who else thinks he’s talking about Lucifer when he says a show about the Bible 😂😂
Don't think Lucifer was on CBS though
@@stuarcari it’s not. I just looked ahah
This won’t get cancelled this is funny as FUCK
Logan has nothing to say bro thats why he has guests