Animal shaped pencil cases, I remember having a labador one it was tubed shaped with string feet that dangle and a head, a another kid had a zebra and we sat next to each other and played with then, next assembly they were banned guess they thought the cases would distract us from work. It was a special needs secondary school during the 2000s and yes even pokemon cats were banned
My school banned all computer games and CZcams because of distractions. They also banned the unblocked games too. So I wouldn’t be able to play on a computer when we got free time at the end of class. 😔
The school I used to go to recently banned muffins, because an entire trend went around where kids would start food fights with only muffins, this happened everywhere on school property, not just the cafeteria.
@@awaii3most of ELEVENZ’s videos are not like Matt rose videos. as much as I absolutely LOVE Matt Rose’s videos he did not invent the idea of reading Reddit posts. Elevenz credited Matt Rose in the first 15 seconds of the video and is obviously not trying to steal content/
Guess the clapping ban was for students with sensitive hearing such as those with autism or PTSD anxiety, etc. heard they used jazz hands instead, the pog thing shows your age
3:15 today during class my teacher had a talk about mewing and how apparently it's for mocking teachers I thought it was meant as rizz or something idk
"corny is banned because 00000,1 precent of people is alergic to peanut i don't know why you can buy it if you go to the fourth class but i dont remeber how i took it when i was in the class 3 and yeah nothing more" my school banned item.
my school banned goddamn CLANKERS. those balls- I mean spherical objects attracted to a rope and you just kinda make them collide with eachother, jojo reference btw. I saw two people with them and someone thought it would be a good idea to play with them during assembly. bro got JUMPED by the teachers.
Smarties are chocolate with a colourful shell in both uk and apparently Canada meanwhile America Smarties are these weird charkie tasting sweets that are exactly alike to frizzers which are popular sweets in the UK by a company called swizzles who also created love hearts pomaviolets refreshers drumsticks double lollies etc. They seem to love the charkie sweets
My school banned people from selling stuff because kids wouldnt stop standing in the middle of class yelling about selling candy and stuff. Yet theres tons of condoms on my school floors but yeah the candy selling is the bad thing not the condoms and condom selling. Somehow the only thing people have gotten in trouble for is the candy selling
@@TheUndeniablyPowerfulH fair point but still you’d think the teachers that literally chase kids down the halls because they have an EarPod in would care but they dont at all
What are some weird items your school has banned?
My old school Lego because someone shoved Lego down another kids throat😭
Well they banned all the toilets but one so when I go in there there's like 50 big black.... I mean a lot of people vaping
Animal shaped pencil cases, I remember having a labador one it was tubed shaped with string feet that dangle and a head, a another kid had a zebra and we sat next to each other and played with then, next assembly they were banned guess they thought the cases would distract us from work. It was a special needs secondary school during the 2000s and yes even pokemon cats were banned
@@Pump-kit and they won't let you on
Pokemon cards.
hello fellow matt rose viewer
hello
mhm
Helo
how are you doing
Who's fellow matt rose?
"MMMMÆHÆHAH"
That's correct 💯
why is there a goofy ahh looking roblox scam bot hacked 4 yr old yt account kid here
teriyaki chicken
@@Runker1who
@@Runker1hes not a scambot i saw hes channe
Ok fuck him he made a video about 9/11
Bro my school doesnt allow a plastic water bottle on fridays at 9:10 AM. Some weird canadian shitty rule
why specifically 9:10am
is it ok at any other minute
@@parrxtkunmine was Thursday at 10:32 AM
So bring in metal bottles
no drinking water
during class
but we can still listen to them
while drinking water
wth
@@guythatsgoofy127 its so u dont spill
My school banned all computer games and CZcams because of distractions. They also banned the unblocked games too. So I wouldn’t be able to play on a computer when we got free time at the end of class. 😔
How boring
isnt that every school
My school banned cool math games bc it didn’t actually have math games in it
going into guest mode undoes that on my school computer
@@badmusicproducer_offical I’ve tried that, but my school is smart. They put up a very secure firewall only the IT guys can access
i love the “meheheheeeeee”
Where is it?
@@missetat7589 at 5:40
@@Lingrove00 and 1:57
No it’s “Mahaha-“
More like "MWÆHÆHÆ"
inflatable costumes because 1 you cant see the face and they where "tripping hazards"
Love how he pronounced "opaque"
Aupakei
@@yourm8markasthat translates to “its hard” help
@@midivr lmao
@@yourm8markas what's hard?
@@Alph_From_Pikmin_3 … 🤨
No one literally smoked the Smarties. They just inhale and blow out the dust because it looks like cigarette smoke.
A ball making a teacher have a miscarriage is crazy💀💀
It.. it was the bat not the ball
@@69TheOneWhoAsked oh
The school I used to go to recently banned muffins, because an entire trend went around where kids would start food fights with only muffins, this happened everywhere on school property, not just the cafeteria.
4:25
*H O R S E R E T B A S I N G*
my primary school banned corn because kids would steal corn from fields and use it as currency to buy stuff from eachother
Why did I read that as "porn"?
corn: the ideal currency
My bad bro i was just picturing a frickin corn field next to the school 💀
@@Doomiser well you pictured it correctly lol
That was so corny and Krafty😂😂😂😂
this is genuinely probably one of the best channels i've seen in a while
watch Matt rose
they are a matt rose clone
@@awaii3no he isn’t. LOOK AT HIS OTHER VIDEOS!-
@@awaii3most of ELEVENZ’s videos are not like Matt rose videos. as much as I absolutely LOVE Matt Rose’s videos he did not invent the idea of reading Reddit posts. Elevenz credited Matt Rose in the first 15 seconds of the video and is obviously not trying to steal content/
his shorts say otherwise
Guess the clapping ban was for students with sensitive hearing such as those with autism or PTSD anxiety, etc. heard they used jazz hands instead, the pog thing shows your age
1:58 i love that laungh
I'll set that as a ringtone
How do I do that
4:51 holy yap yappington
My school banned hats not because to take control or whatever.. because it’s disrespectful to the school… 🤦
What a knee slapper at 5:38 ! That one really got me dying right there!
4:53 Well dang bro, if you didn't wanna read it you could have atleast left the rest on the screen so I could. I was enjoying that.
Fr
I second this.
Pause bruh
You Make The Best Vids, Why Do CZcams Not Recommend You? I Feel Bad
Ikr were blessed we found him
my school banned the word skibid so now we say spaghetti but they banned that too
3:15 today during class my teacher had a talk about mewing and how apparently it's for mocking teachers
I thought it was meant as rizz or something idk
mewing is meant to give you a better jawline
Yo, the one with the guns, that’s just suburban America, man.
It’s crazy how a one time fluke like the t ball miscarriage can ruin something forever.
i didn't know they were showing off walmart discount bootleg matt rose stolen from wish
Huh?
Blud this isn’t his only content
@@GREENB1LL i know that.
@@nightmares626 then why did you say he was bootleg Matt rose?
@@GREENB1LL why can't i?
my school banned lock nuts because people were using them to create balisongs
2:46 you can't just skip past that comment
Elevenz in his matt rose era
4:11 Oh my gosh we were doing that last week, I won
8:14 ferb I know what where gonna do today
0:27 several poeple at my school, i dont know how to do it but its quite interesting how it actually looks like and rises like smoke
uh oh guys, he's turning into matt rose
0:02 not my fault the balls are so easy to aim
You forgot one thing, Matt’s signature, SKHUUUULLLLEMOJIIIIIII!!!!!
He has the “MMMMMAAAAAÆHHHHAAAAÆÆÆ-“
Not the same as the BOOTLEGSKHHHUUULLKLLEEEMMMOOOJJJIIIII ☠️@@thomasseamenacetoysgamesan155
Horse ret basing got mme💀
my classmates would break the smarties and snort them like crack lol think thats worse
My school banned footballs for about 2 months; though it was 3 years ago
The way he laughed made me choke on some cereal
we cant be in groups of more than 5
HORSE RET BASING?? 😭
the first one was crazy
Knowing you watch Matt Rose definitely earns you a sub from me
8:42 I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING
anything funny happens* this guy: AAAAAA- AAAAAAA
"corny is banned because 00000,1 precent of people is alergic to peanut
i don't know why you can buy it if you go to the fourth class but i dont remeber how i took it when i was in the class 3 and yeah nothing more" my school banned item.
Me: BRO I'M NOT A FUCKING ITEM-
Bro really said “Opakæ” 💀💀
Pov: you drank milk after eating taco (you're lactose intolerant)
0:41
0:19 literally this school year kids were crushing smarties and snorting the dust
Off
cocain
"and the best student award goes to bryan!!"
all the other kids:
6:57
bro for PE we wear white te-shirts
my school banned goddamn CLANKERS.
those balls- I mean spherical objects attracted to a rope and you just kinda make them collide with eachother, jojo reference btw.
I saw two people with them and someone thought it would be a good idea to play with them during assembly.
bro got JUMPED by the teachers.
underrated
"oh-paah-key"
They shouldn't have banned the Sharpie game
the person who says candy canes, i was one of them.
I feel bad for the pregnant teacher in the first comment
My school doesn’t allow you to wear jackets (in class)
6:09 Some thoughts are better left unspoken 🗿
0:53 tru tho
yo drop a horse ret basing guide plz
8:30 i wish i had the purple one so i could snap it and, you know...
I would wear Black, green, and red 24/7 💀
THE FIRST ONE OH NO
2:56 *_Ric Flair will remember that_*
9:50 what a bad sport
"HORSE RET BASING"
blud cant find any new topics so he has too pull a matt rose
Dude isn't afraid of demonetization
4:24 😂
My school banned nametags
1:05 bro how is that concerning, they hunt
Hunt for what kids at the school 💀
i love the MUAH MUAH MUAH laugh
MATT ROSE VIEWERS OTHER THAN ME DO EXIST
4:07 we did that without it getting banned
THIS IS MATT ROSE'S TERRITORY!! 💀
Jazz hands!!!!!!
bro skibidi got banned on my school cuz some kid said skibidi on loudspeakers
3:56 had me laughing
5:51 OPA KAY?
“Is that, like, a normal thing in America”
Yeah of course, you guys don’t eat them?
4:23 got me hard i nearly died 💀
My school banned ALL sports because someone said a bunch of bad words
Pain
3:38 💀
OHPAKEY
werent u the guy on my snapchat?
THY SMELLETH
*_BLASPHEMY_*
School: (acts like authoritarian regime)
Kids: Wtf no thanks
School: BUT MUH SOCIALIZATION
Bullies: YEAH MUH SOCIALIZATION
Parents: Yeah no thanks
Government: I'm literally calling child services.
Parents: Thank go-
Government: On you.
If I on a d best sentence ever
Smarties are chocolate with a colourful shell in both uk and apparently Canada meanwhile America Smarties are these weird charkie tasting sweets that are exactly alike to frizzers which are popular sweets in the UK by a company called swizzles who also created love hearts pomaviolets refreshers drumsticks double lollies etc. They seem to love the charkie sweets
0:25 me
horse ret basing
2:56 i would ban them bc clapping already hurts my ears
MATT ROSE
4:51 to 5:02 )) how does a bit of information relevant to the story piss you off?
My school banned people from selling stuff because kids wouldnt stop standing in the middle of class yelling about selling candy and stuff. Yet theres tons of condoms on my school floors but yeah the candy selling is the bad thing not the condoms and condom selling. Somehow the only thing people have gotten in trouble for is the candy selling
If the school ain't gonna stop it, at least the students are trying to be safe. 👍
@@TheUndeniablyPowerfulH fair point but still you’d think the teachers that literally chase kids down the halls because they have an EarPod in would care but they dont at all
What's the pointy thing on his neck?
it's an adam's apple
As kind said its an Adams apple, I believe it is how humans speak
@@kindseat_rl.all men have them
Me too
@@skootergirl22literally not even true. Some men don’t develop adams apples
haha 420 likes
Bruh