Sit Down baby.. We Need to Talk.. [Boyfriend Roleplay][Heartbreak] ASMR

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  • čas přidán 31. 03. 2024
  • Please don't get angry at me.. I did something. x
    To support the channel and for audio continuations and new audios: / boyfriendaudio
    Music copyright: Crying Alone - Sad & Emotional Piano Song Instrumental - Jurrivh
    PS: I got the pirate joke!! Thanks for listening to the lamest audio ever. ❤️;D
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  • @user-ks1uw1rt6j
    @user-ks1uw1rt6j Před měsícem +849

    did he just read jokes for 10 minutes😭 i love his goofy ass

  • @jaz9891
    @jaz9891 Před měsícem +467

    HES SO UNSERIOUS I LOVE HIM😭

  • @nazwakayde
    @nazwakayde Před měsícem +1100

    The stickers on the thumbnail 😭
    I can't stop laughing HELP...

    • @alicebizzarri02
      @alicebizzarri02 Před měsícem +10

      ME TOO 🤣😭

    • @estefany.dl7
      @estefany.dl7 Před měsícem +9

      Yeeees 🤣🤣
      I can't with the cats 😭

    • @_uniko
      @_uniko Před měsícem +3

      HELP

    • @ikeyy344
      @ikeyy344 Před měsícem +10

      I seriously thought that it might be someone that was stealing his vids till I click on it lmaoo pls😭

    • @lovelyjuliexo
      @lovelyjuliexo Před měsícem +4

      pls they’re so funny 😂 🐈 💕

  • @6p6u
    @6p6u Před měsícem +1193

    this better be a damn april fools audio 😭🙏

  • @abumble2862
    @abumble2862 Před měsícem +312

    5:00 - 5:25 HIS REAL LAUGH I'M IN LOVE

  • @shushu1__
    @shushu1__ Před měsícem +38

    THE “that’s disgusting. 😐” IS KILLING MEE

  • @busylovingmoon
    @busylovingmoon Před měsícem +447

    IDK WHAT I EXPECTED BUT IT DEFINITELY WASN'T THE "GET KLEENEX" TAG AND THE THUMBNAIL 😭😭😭

    • @Ksbabybear
      @Ksbabybear Před měsícem +18

      I read it “gets kisses “ that’s how delulu I am

    • @Nada.6969
      @Nada.6969 Před měsícem +5

      @@Ksbabybearnah cause me too

    • @busylovingmoon
      @busylovingmoon Před měsícem +2

      @@Ksbabybear LMAOO, it's okay we've all been there in delululand (sometimes more than once) 😞

  • @bubblyhal8033
    @bubblyhal8033 Před měsícem +127

    I cant with him not understanding the pirate birthday joke😭😭
    “I’m eighty” sounds like “aye matey”, yk the thing that pirates say

  • @CERTIFIED_KNEEGAH
    @CERTIFIED_KNEEGAH Před měsícem +44

    HIM NOT UNDERSTANDING THE PIRATE BIRTHDAY JOKE HAS ME IN TEARSSS “aye matey” sound like “i’m eighty”😭😭

  • @xivannas
    @xivannas Před měsícem +31

    as a non-native english speaker, i dont get any of these jokes but istg that K's laugh is getting me
    btw my fav was at 7:25 but he said it was really bad im crying rn

  • @nazwakayde
    @nazwakayde Před měsícem +329

    6:40 "how do you make a tissue dance" "You put a little boogy in it"
    "that's disgusting.😐"
    MANS WAS SO UNIMPRESSED 😭

    • @alicebizzarri02
      @alicebizzarri02 Před měsícem +26

      His reactions to the jokes were so hilarious he got me shedding tears🤣😭❤️

    • @nazwakayde
      @nazwakayde Před měsícem +7

      ​​@@alicebizzarri02his reactions to the jokes are the cherry on top fr I love it, Im with you with the tears there 😭❤

    • @wintaiiya
      @wintaiiya Před měsícem +8

      HAJAKAKAK HIS REACTION WAS SO FUNNY 😭

    • @eva9092
      @eva9092 Před měsícem +5

      I actually found this one funny🤣🤣🤣

    • @nazwakayde
      @nazwakayde Před měsícem +3

      @@wintaiiya his reactions made it even better 😭😭😭

  • @nazwakayde
    @nazwakayde Před měsícem +116

    6:55 "shellfeæsh" THE WAY HE SAID IT IN THAT VOICE, IM DYING 😭

  • @Hopefully8554
    @Hopefully8554 Před měsícem +398

    4:45 There is nothing better than K laughing at his own jokes ❤
    Even if we find all the joke funny or not, I LOVE the sound of him laughing.
    I am like 'keep laughing K'.

    • @ranjini1828
      @ranjini1828 Před měsícem +8

      I agree. Especially this part 5:17

    • @kegbertrn
      @kegbertrn Před měsícem +5

      YES!!! I LOVE to hear him laugh!! ❤️ 🥰❤️🥰❤️

    • @kegbertrn
      @kegbertrn Před měsícem +1

      K- eye matey = "I'm eighty"

    • @estefany.dl7
      @estefany.dl7 Před měsícem +5

      Yeeees, his laugh is everything 💕

    • @revathy6745
      @revathy6745 Před měsícem +4

      His laugh is really the best thing .

  • @haticekubra9463
    @haticekubra9463 Před měsícem +97

    This is the best video of him not because of the jokes but because of him ACTUALLY LAUGHING IN IT😭😭 I need another videos where he just talks without a script i don’t care what he tells.

  • @lovelyjuliexo
    @lovelyjuliexo Před měsícem +129

    3:05 “it’s not funny-“ K says while holding back his laughter 😂

  • @tiantianyiyiyaya
    @tiantianyiyiyaya Před měsícem +37

    HELP THE THUMBNAIL 😭😭

  • @ranjini1828
    @ranjini1828 Před měsícem +156

    Its not the lamest audio K .This whole idea of you april fooling us and reading us these jokes are actually funny and listening to you laugh is like the best thing ❤

  • @nightsstarx
    @nightsstarx Před měsícem +109

    5:02 obsessed with his laugh, is so contagious, I’m having such a great time listening to this LMAO

    • @minettetopeteperez7780
      @minettetopeteperez7780 Před měsícem +5

      SAME I LOVE HOW REAL AND RAW IT IS ❤❤❤

    • @JessJackson-oe1ts
      @JessJackson-oe1ts Před měsícem

      Same I've been playing it back again , it's the first time we've heard his laugh raw , it's so nice to hear it,I. Also couldn't help but laugh as well ​@@minettetopeteperez7780

  • @Hopefully8554
    @Hopefully8554 Před měsícem +58

    7:51 That reminded me of the time K added the duck sound when he said a f word in a qna 😀

    • @vanillabean5294
      @vanillabean5294 Před měsícem +4

      Lmbo I remember that qna the duck sound scared me so bad 😂

    • @Ksbabybear
      @Ksbabybear Před měsícem +3

      @@vanillabean5294he left a warning remarque back then lmao

    • @vanillabean5294
      @vanillabean5294 Před měsícem +2

      @@Ksbabybear I read the warning and somehow still got scared lol

    • @nazwakayde
      @nazwakayde Před měsícem +2

      That was the jumpscare of my life 😭😭😭

    • @Hopefully8554
      @Hopefully8554 Před měsícem +3

      @@nazwakayde that was sooo unexpected so everybody got scared for a second 😄

  • @alicebizzarri02
    @alicebizzarri02 Před měsícem +78

    1:08
    “ Please don’t be angry at me”
    He knew what he was about to do 🤣❤️

  • @kayli2601
    @kayli2601 Před měsícem +52

    The genuine laughter makes me smile so much that it hurts 😭💕

  • @Hopefully8554
    @Hopefully8554 Před měsícem +166

    Imagine if he said he is not interested in making audios anymore in the community section in the morning then upload an audio in the correct time saying it april fool .

    • @vanillabean5294
      @vanillabean5294 Před měsícem +9

      I was half expecting that to happen 😭 I was like what is he gonna do to us for April fools this year 🫣

    • @alicebizzarri02
      @alicebizzarri02 Před měsícem +6

      I would’ve got a heart attack 🤣😭

    • @Hopefully8554
      @Hopefully8554 Před měsícem +5

      @@vanillabean5294 Listeners thought Robot K is gonna make an appearance but he made an audio about jokes 😂
      As long as it is funny and K is laughing like crazy I love it

    • @nazwakayde
      @nazwakayde Před měsícem +2

      Naww my heart would have SHATTERED 😭

    • @nazwakayde
      @nazwakayde Před měsícem +3

      @@Hopefully8554 I thought Robot K was goofy, then we get this 😭🤣

  • @bellissima77
    @bellissima77 Před měsícem +66

    OMG HE BROKE THE 4TH WALL AND STARTED TELLING US JOKES😂😂

  • @angelwallner
    @angelwallner Před měsícem +59

    Never in a million years did I think we'd sit here and listen to K telling us jokes for 10 mins straight 💀

  • @nazwakayde
    @nazwakayde Před měsícem +66

    THIS AUDIO IS SO UNSERIOUS AND IM SO HERE FOR IT

  • @nazwakayde
    @nazwakayde Před měsícem +68

    *this audio is the saddest*
    8:07 WOMP WOMP WOMP 😭

  • @alicebizzarri02
    @alicebizzarri02 Před měsícem +118

    1:12
    The sad music in the background while he was saying “ i have something to tell you” “ Please don’t be angry at me” made everything so much more hilarious 🤣🤣

    • @vanillabean5294
      @vanillabean5294 Před měsícem +4

      IKKK i was laughing so much from the beginning I couldn’t take it seriously 🤣

    • @alicebizzarri02
      @alicebizzarri02 Před měsícem +4

      @@vanillabean5294 ME TOO i couldn’t stop laughing he’s so silly 🤣😭

    • @nazwakayde
      @nazwakayde Před měsícem +3

      As soon as I saw the thumbnail I lost it, hes hilarious 😭🤣

    • @alicebizzarri02
      @alicebizzarri02 Před měsícem +2

      @@nazwakayde yeees me too as soon as i saw it i was like “ ok something really silly is coming” 😆❤️

    • @estefany.dl7
      @estefany.dl7 Před měsícem +5

      I couldn't take the beginning seriously because of this too 😭🤣🤣

  • @revathy6745
    @revathy6745 Před měsícem +24

    K was in a silly goofy mood and I like it .
    I wasn't expecting this type of audio but it is funny .

  • @Mindful_19
    @Mindful_19 Před měsícem +36

    Hearing his smile in his voice is so 😭🥰

  • @Dot.Co.lover.
    @Dot.Co.lover. Před měsícem +24

    NO K ITS NOT LAMEE😭 This was so cute T^T still can’t believe the video was nearly 10 minutes of dad jokes 🤣 also the thumbnail kind of gave it away a little…just a little

  • @caylanicholas9382
    @caylanicholas9382 Před měsícem +10

    I’m obsessed with his laugh, it’s making me laugh even more 😂❤

  • @WeirdZara
    @WeirdZara Před měsícem +34

    Not me realizing it's 1st of April and then channeling my inner euphoria:
    " BOY YOU BETTER BE JOKING!?!"

  • @WafflesBooboo
    @WafflesBooboo Před měsícem +11

    I ACTUALLY THOUGHT IT WAS A REAL AUDIO BROOOO😭
    that was SMOOOOTH

  • @Angelin.25.
    @Angelin.25. Před měsícem +14

    3:47 I loved the way he said “Fish” 😁😂

  • @bingpot967
    @bingpot967 Před měsícem +73

    5:44 imagine your sister listening to your boyfriend asmr audios 💀

  • @jaz9891
    @jaz9891 Před měsícem +18

    No bc these actually made me laugh even if they were bad😭 THESE WOULD ACTUALLY WORK ON ME

  • @luvvreni
    @luvvreni Před měsícem +14

    the background music 💀
    edit: the jokes… I CANT. idk if i can make through the whole video LMAO it’s a good thing i like your videos cause… 😭
    edit 2: okay the planet joke, i’ve actually been saying that joke since 2017 and everyone around me hates it lol
    edit 3 omg: wait i swear this is the first time we’ve heard you laugh this hard. music to my ears

  • @SarahSonaaaa
    @SarahSonaaaa Před měsícem +8

    I read the thumbnails before watching so I actually got tissues and my teddy bear to listen to this 😭 (I cry really easily so just by reading the “I did something bad” made me feel bad)

  • @Mindful_19
    @Mindful_19 Před měsícem +31

    3:54 K not getting the joke made me laugh harder than the joke 🤣

  • @abumble2862
    @abumble2862 Před měsícem +56

    K's way of telling the joke and his laughter can make the worst joke seem like the funniest

  • @skapie6895
    @skapie6895 Před měsícem +11

    This is the most we have ever heard him laugh and it's genuine. ❤

  • @home2_
    @home2_ Před měsícem +15

    K’s laugh is making me feral.

  • @janhaviharshey
    @janhaviharshey Před měsícem +38

    HIS LAUGH GOT ME KICKING MY FEET, I'M IN LOVE

  • @ks.glasses
    @ks.glasses Před měsícem +5

    3:01 “that’s not even funny” it’s not .. at all but i still laughed so hard 😭😭 he’s so unserious

  • @AwesomeAsh94
    @AwesomeAsh94 Před měsícem +36

    I love a good "dad" joke. 😂🤣 Not me laughing at all of them. 😅💀

  • @nazwakayde
    @nazwakayde Před měsícem +28

    Like someone has said in the comments, I would love to have more of these audios from time to time, theyre so goofy and lighthearted yet feels just as interactive as the other audios do, would definitely love to listen to many more 🥹❤

  • @lovelyjuliexo
    @lovelyjuliexo Před měsícem +11

    as someone who loves puns, 10/10 April fools audio 😂 💕

  • @vanillabean5294
    @vanillabean5294 Před měsícem +38

    Hoping and praying for a qna when he hits 270k 😭 🙏🏾

  • @annnini2012
    @annnini2012 Před měsícem +9

    brOoo, as soon as I read the thumbnail I was about to cry😭
    I love you girls and K❤

  • @jojowestwood444
    @jojowestwood444 Před měsícem +11

    BEST THUMBNAIL EVER 🗣‼️🩷

  • @abumble2862
    @abumble2862 Před měsícem +15

    The way that in time K got more comfortable to be himself with us and show us different sides of him and also experiment with different audios topics and ideas, all of which are always great❤

  • @epiphany6630
    @epiphany6630 Před měsícem +9

    Stop we need more of these theyre so good😭😭😭

  • @Hopefully8554
    @Hopefully8554 Před měsícem +54

    1:19K :"Okay i did something , You are gonna hate me for this "
    I am like : what do you mean ?
    K:"......April fool"
    😮

  • @Miharuryo
    @Miharuryo Před měsícem +4

    I swear if someone had saw me I would've been admitted in a psych ward. One minute I'm almost in a meltdown next minute I'm laughing at how bad some of the jokes are. Damn when you said you did something bad I thought of cheating and my tears were ready to fall (kind of a traumatic subject for me) then you said sorry and all that, and oh the horrible jokes, some of them were so bad that they became funny lol.
    Jokes aside, this was a pleasant experience. I really enjoyed that. And I'm actually eager to hear more audios like this one, you rambling or telling us jokes and all that.
    Keep up the excellent work
    Love you ❤

  • @brownsugababe444
    @brownsugababe444 Před měsícem +9

    I thought the answer to the Snoop dog one was going to be “he was scared of a lil wayne.”😭

  • @Angelin.25.
    @Angelin.25. Před měsícem +15

    Listening to him read jokes to us is so unexpected and so incredibly sweet. I just fall in love with him even more. 😭❤️

    • @alicebizzarri02
      @alicebizzarri02 Před měsícem +1

      Yeees i was expecting an audio like this at all but i’m glad he did something like this because like you said it was so funny and sweet at the same time!🥹💕

    • @Angelin.25.
      @Angelin.25. Před měsícem +1

      @@alicebizzarri02 I swear to you this is the reason why I love him! 😭❤️❤️

  • @angelbbyblue
    @angelbbyblue Před měsícem +3

    he rlly said "graphic design is my passion"

  • @LisaGarcia-kn4rs
    @LisaGarcia-kn4rs Před měsícem +6

    I had the worst week. And this definitely helped so much 😂 really needed a smile

  • @angelwallner
    @angelwallner Před měsícem +18

    his laugh 😩 and also the SFX sounds lmaoo

  • @Amelia-ch6nq
    @Amelia-ch6nq Před měsícem +4

    LOVEEE THIS MAN 😭😭😭😭❤. People who have met you are soo luckkky.

  • @Angelin.25.
    @Angelin.25. Před měsícem +8

    BY THE WAY, CONGRATS ON 267k!!! 🎉💗🍾

  • @kay_dechert
    @kay_dechert Před měsícem +3

    Bro I was scared! I don’t think I could’ve handled a sad video from you. THANK GOD it ended up just being jokes. I was so close to crying 😅. Love you!

  • @coffeeesh887
    @coffeeesh887 Před měsícem +4

    I love you I was searching for comfort audios after an argument and this came up so i was like might aswell cry some more and then boom 😭💕

  • @Iscream-Uscream
    @Iscream-Uscream Před měsícem +7

    Okay, I know that you won’t see this, but thank you for making these. It’s probably weird to be saying this to someone who I don’t know, but your audios are the highlight of my day. They always manage to bring a smile onto my face, even when times are rough. If you never do anything else, just know that you’ve changed one persons life for the better. Thank you, my favorite kardashian 🩷

  • @catherinbrigittemicaelaala6117

    Happy Day of the Innocents! I admit it, I laughed at the hungry watch joke.😂❤

  • @Daffodils0-0
    @Daffodils0-0 Před měsícem +5

    Your laugh gives me butterflies

  • @keithtt
    @keithtt Před měsícem +4

    “i would like to say sorry to...” oh no don’t say sor- “ABSOLUTELY NO ONE for this-”

  • @mariapazarias3287
    @mariapazarias3287 Před měsícem +5

    K’s laugh is so adorable

  • @wawapark-uk3dl
    @wawapark-uk3dl Před měsícem +4

    bro making my day just babling the bad jokes that i dont even understand

  • @user-zi8kv1ok2j
    @user-zi8kv1ok2j Před měsícem +6

    Omg i love your laugh k it’s so cute . Great job on the audio!!! 😁 but you had me thinking it was an actual breakup audio 😅

  • @Angelin.25.
    @Angelin.25. Před měsícem +6

    I will say that all over again, and as many times it needs to be said, but his laugh is the most beautiful sound ever I just love your laugh K 😩❤️

  • @Kismyhubby
    @Kismyhubby Před měsícem +5

    K why are you apologizing 😭 literally we need more of these goofy videos!😭

  • @I_like_icecream
    @I_like_icecream Před měsícem +3

    Dude I had almost a break down and then you come up with (bad) jokes.... I love it

  • @scaredykitten1998
    @scaredykitten1998 Před měsícem +2

    The laughter is so contagious

  • @christopherismyboyfriend
    @christopherismyboyfriend Před měsícem +12

    "I would like to say sorry to...Absolutely no one" with the sass lmfao 😂😂😂😅

  • @sierralo
    @sierralo Před měsícem +3

    i lowkey wanted to know what a break up audio would sound like... jokes on me I guess for April fools

  • @alicebizzarri02
    @alicebizzarri02 Před měsícem +9

    9:02
    “ i will try and put the next audio a little bit sooner”
    Omg we are getting the next audio sooner🥹🥹 k you always do so much for us you’re so sweet!💕
    But remember to not overwork yourself ok we can wait🫶🏻

  • @dramaticviky
    @dramaticviky Před měsícem +10

    This man’s laugh is free therapy honestly

  • @itsmxria
    @itsmxria Před měsícem +7

    not me laughing at the first joke already noooooooo

  • @dannilizbeth324
    @dannilizbeth324 Před měsícem +7

    THE WAY I WAS TOO SCARED TO LISTEN TO THE AUDIO AND CHECKED THE COMMENTS FIRST

  • @iwasonceafronttooth
    @iwasonceafronttooth Před měsícem +19

    I always avoid the ASMR/VA community like the plague every april fools. This will be the ONE exception 😭

  • @smilyee_
    @smilyee_ Před měsícem +3

    HELP THE METAL PIPE AT 7:32 😭

  • @user-ks1uw1rt6j
    @user-ks1uw1rt6j Před měsícem +8

    on today's list:
    play try not to laugh with K✅️
    a great date night activity😆💜

  • @Godiva19
    @Godiva19 Před měsícem +4

    The stickers and jokes
    I CANT 😭😭😭😭

  • @rosequartz379
    @rosequartz379 Před měsícem +2

    “This wasn’t an actual audio” I don’t know what you’re talking about! This was amazing😂

  • @vevsop
    @vevsop Před měsícem +4

    **Me looking at my screen as if I’m looking at K like this** 🤔🫤

  • @angel-le3vp
    @angel-le3vp Před měsícem +8

    I could listen to you laughing for an hour straight.

  • @Tiffany_ziling
    @Tiffany_ziling Před měsícem +3

    thisbis the silliest video ive seen bru

  • @nazwakayde
    @nazwakayde Před měsícem +58

    AYOO THE THUMBNAIL

  • @I.can.be.anyone
    @I.can.be.anyone Před měsícem +8

    1:21 "Don't be angry-" I WAS SO SCARED YOU ****@%#*>+

  • @KsLittleMeowMeow
    @KsLittleMeowMeow Před měsícem +2

    THE THUMBNAIL IS SENDING ME 😭

  • @eclipxg_moon2922
    @eclipxg_moon2922 Před měsícem +19

    I GET IT at 4:00 “eye matey” like IM eighty mush together the saying…its so bad 😭😭

  • @mellyatef3788
    @mellyatef3788 Před měsícem +10

    Tbh I really liked this type of audios it's so goofy & funny like can you do more of these audios like try not to laugh or reacting to things

    • @nazwakayde
      @nazwakayde Před měsícem +4

      Agreed!! I would definitely listen to a hundred more of these ❤

  • @chiiiii_shelyn
    @chiiiii_shelyn Před měsícem +6

    ive been listening to him for 3 years and this is by far my fav video ever😭 hes soooo cute im blushing

  • @rawrrrr17
    @rawrrrr17 Před měsícem +7

    HIS WOMPWOMP SOUNDS

  • @lovelyjuliexo
    @lovelyjuliexo Před měsícem +6

    love the silly little notes & cat stickers 💕
    don’t love the _ai_ generated anime guy… yikes 😬

  • @nazwakayde
    @nazwakayde Před měsícem +19

    8:02 "WOMP WOMP" we just got a womp womp from K 😭😭😭
    his reactions to these jokes are the cherry on top I swear...

  • @itsmxria
    @itsmxria Před měsícem +15

    his laugh is so cute 😭

  • @kdramafans9005
    @kdramafans9005 Před měsícem +3

    I am a new Subscriber to ur channel I also heard many of your audios and I am in love with them. I was ready to break down today but never expected an April Fools audio. I love you K

  • @bingpot967
    @bingpot967 Před měsícem +5

    "Aye, matey!" Sounds like "I'm 80"