Here's what 100+ of your favorite Pokémon say about you!
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- čas přidán 7. 06. 2024
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00:00 - intro
02:37 - Episode 1
03:23 - Episode 2
04:07 - Episode 3
04:52 - Episode 4
05:31 - Episode 5
06:07 - Episode 6
06:58 - Episode 7
07:38 - Episode 8
08:29 - Episode 9
09:13 - Episode 10
09:55 - Episode 11 - Hry
You missed a third option for garchomp: autistic. It has jets. It can fly. Its a ground shark with scythe arms. She has the range, and I have the disability
You forget the 4th.
Chomp
@@waddledoo2you13omw to bite people in my garchomp hoodie 😁
Honestly, garchomp hits all four for me. PTSD, Land shark Dragon ("which is just cool" - 8 yr old me), and no thoughts only chomp.
Option five (me): I am a sucker for little goblin ground or rock babies that turn into Fucking Terrifying Beasts. (... okay so there's the brainweird too, but really, I just adore the first evos.)
The last line had me cackling way too loud in the middle of the night. You hit me Dead center for why garchomp is baby for me.
Calling lucario the "og furry" and then calling arcanine a straight pick might be the biggest double blow to the og furries I've ever seen
As a furry, this is incredibly true. And it was a quadruple blow to me, as I don't care for Lucario much, meanwhile I fucking ADORE arcanine (especially hisuian arcanine in smogon singles)
@@GlowstickLampsHisuian Arcanine did what I thought was impossible, make a design that could be adored by dog obsessed people and furries even more than the original.
We've been making Pokémon anthros literally since 1998.
For Better or For Worse
@@Mr.Brothybear definitely better
I don't particularly appreciate your words about Raichu. Not because they're false, but because I AM A MIDDLE CHILD AND I DON'T JUST EMPATHIZE, I LOVE HIM.
I feel like every Pokemon could be for LGBTQ or people on the spectrum. I am both. Pokemon was made for me. I was made for Pokemon
Omg same dude!
bish me too tf
Yup, same bro, coming from a bi aspie who grew up on Pokémon
real. pokemon and autism are a match made in heaven
YES YES YES
ME NURODIVERGENT AND LGBTQ ME LIKE POKEMON
"Gaping even." I can't with you. Lmao.
that callout with Espeon was way too accurate
Yes omg
it wasnt accurate for me, tho it was true w/ me being quiet
Same with Glaceon!
same
As an espeon lover, one of my walls is all bookshelves, I may need more, I still have piles of books... How is that callout so accurate.
Eevee could also be (from experience) formerly gifted kids who self sabotage out of a fear of not having the potential they've always been told they had, or just general crippling decision paralysis
😳 Oh thats me right now, my favorite mon is Eevee, I might need help
psst that's ADHD
...I hate just how absolutely right you are.
i hate how you js called me out
Augh, I did not expect the most accurate take to be hidden in the comments!
I chose my Gen 8 version based entirely on the fact that Galarian Ponyta was a Shield exclusive...guilty as charged.
Me with Farfetch'd (my favorite pokemon in all forms) and picking Sword because of that. I feel this
“Get your requests in now I’m not doing all of these”
Blake already ~10% of the way through:
Speaking of requests, croagunk when?
yeah and scraggy
gibble & shedinja
maybe a bunch of bug types aswell
i like bugs
@@Geckoreo cool bugs
Blake actually getting sponsorships?! HER-RAY! You're getting up there. You take this algorithm, take it right where you need it.
Yes. I would burn a city down for Spheal. You are correct 😂
Who wouldn't?
Just a city? Where's your commitment to the round baby boy?
Relatable
Is friend-shaped! Just like Snom and Fuecoco
Same. The best thing in gen 3, bar none.
8:25 I have a terrible relationship with my father, but I am in fact built like this and single... because of trust issues because of having a terrible relationship with my father.
I WANT MORE DEPRESSION MEAL MONDAYS
Blake, I know you read the comments please do this
Omg perfect timing because I’m gonna start bringing it back as a monthly series ❤
The way he talked about the jigglypuff line is my depression meal monday
@@jakeblennings HELLL YEAHHHHHHHHHHHH
@@jakeblennings yesssssssss
Im a cis girl, but Sylveon and Galarian Ponyta are what I've been wanting from this series since 1999. They're perfection and my inner five year old loves them so much.
me cis me love sylveon
loved her since seeing em on my aunt's 3ds and having that pokemon
those kinds of pink little soft creatures are the house pets to every preschool girl's barbie 😅
I just like Sylveon cause of her old pokedex entry
My addition to this segment is that if your favourite Pokemon is Giratina, you either know all the lore, or are a member of "r/im14andthisisdeep"
Your all also suspicious in the same category
I think it also rolls with you like Volo waayyyy too much.
Excuse you, I know all the lore because it reminds me of Worm from Monster Rancher, and that game series will forever be a special interest of mine.
I know a lot of the lore, and I can't say Giratina *isn't* a favorite of mine among the legendaries, so good aim.
@@kaepora66this actually stunned me into silence. you’re right, i’m only a little ashamed to admit it, and i can make him worse
2:04 "Hej girl-pop want a pumpkin" - my favourite quote from now on
How can this man read my soul using Pokémon… just HOW?!?
I don't get it either... I'm always like... there is no possible way...
I don't think about what my favorite pokemon are (aside from my adorable little shedinja) but every single god damn time I see a pokemon pop up and I'm like "oh yeah i like that one" I just get jabbed in the gut. Not very hard but completely out of nowhere, like what part of Espeon, sableye and pyuku is exposing me so much.😭
Sometimes it does miss but it's always uncomfortably close AT A MINIMUM.
Espeon is in my top 3 pokemon and that was a callout if I've ever seen one wow
Lucario: Og Furry
Me: Wait a minute
Charmander: Probably can’t locate Europe on a map
My friend who’s dyslexic:…
Damn, you didn't have to go so hard with Squirtle 😭😆
Slaying the long form content!✨✨✨✨✨✨🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️
You're very funny. I legitimately managed to avoid falling into the CZcams Shorts black hole until you managed to make it impossible to avoid it any more. Curse you. You're content is amazing and it's only getting better. I will never loose interest.
Eevee is for the ✨indecisive✨ girlies (me)
Everytime I see this man on my screen I inhale sharply in fear because I know he is always going to make horribly perceptive insights about me (in the best way, i love your content
*sigh*
I’m obsessed with Chandelure’s entire evolution line and… I’m also a Björk fan.
HELLO LGBT COMMUNITY !!!
HELLO FELLOW GAYEs!
-Power!
HAIIIIIIIIO
honestly that's one of the best sponsor segments i've ever seen, also my favs are sylveon and goodra so shockingly accurate lmaooo
The Ludicolo one hits hard. The jimmy buffet christmas album has been in my family since I was 5 and we play it every year.
4:02 I just have crippling anxiety and get migraines, my bf diagnosed me as psyduck if I were a pokemon and now he's my favorite little guy. also yay ducks
You really just ignored Aegislash's nonbinary color palette...
The sylveon one wasn't directed at me, but the way I keep falling out every time I rewatch it just... *chef's kiss * 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Carry on, Blake
Speaking as the one it was directed at, it's truer than I'd like to admit.
5:23 my job used to have a tradition of giving pokemon cards to new team members based on their personality.
After spending a month being shy and then deleting everyone at Mario Kart, I was given a Stufful card, which is basically the same thing
Do I know anything about Pokémon? No.
Did I watch this whole series without knowing anything about them? Yep.
I still don't know what "Pikachu for the mentally ill" means, but I relate to it.
It’s still hilarious that Espeon & Umbreon are my babies (they are twins thank you they go together at all times) and I was in fact both the quiet kid and the loud kid. STOP BEING SO ACCURATE (don’t stop, I love it).
Umbreon is my second favorite Pokemon out of them all, and I simply must say not only have you called me out and it's very accurate, but goddamnit THEY DESERVE THE DISAPPOINTMENT 🔥🔥🔥
Mostly commenting for algorithm reasons. Love your vids Blake
Please more depression meal mondays, they're my highlight of the week.
as a fellow queer who is gonna be turning 33 at the end of the months, don't let anyone lie to you -- your 30s will be way better than your 20s
begging you for more of these compilations, I love letting them loop in the background! and also thank you for all your hard work!
I know what I’m in for when my favourite pokemon are Darkrai and Clodsire, can’t wait for the next wave of these
3:50 Lopunny ain' even my fav but, in my defense: I don't like it 'cuz o' whadja thinkin'- I jus' think kickin' hard's badass
10/10 series! I've been watching your content for a while, and I love it so much! Keep up the good work!
Thank you for all your hard work. You've inspired and Clowned around, and you deserve all the accolades you're getting. Congratulations!
Already listened to all shorts, but watching them back to back hits different X'D I need more!!!
These videos have me in sobs laughing. 😂😂😂
Although the thoughts on best boy Cyndaquil made me think of the time in work experience when i snapped at a customer (he was harrassing me for like and hour...so i tried to live up to Cyndaquil) and threatened to throw him down the escalator. The staff and my teachers thought it was hilarious. 😂😂😂
I felt so called out when he mentioned sylveon
I just went back and watched these all last week. Today, I very happily watched them again!
I really hope that you keep the series going
Blake: Rowlet is Pikachu for the mentally ill
*Moments later*
Judge: How do you plead to this case of body mutilation?
Me: Not guilty by reason of insanity
Judge: Fair enough, and I like your bowtie owl too!
Me: 😊🦉
Bowtie owl is the bestest owl. It also evolves into an adorable granny that pinches all her grandkids cheeks and will never stop. ^_^
Eh. 30's really not too bad. The worst part for me at 35 is how things I used to like have evolved/changed to either expand their target base or in response to how that base has shifted. Its very "stranger in a strange land" at times.
Fun fact, Nartuo running is a theater version of an actual samurai/ninja running that does allow you to move at a decent speed (without swinging the sword on your hip around like a jag). Dragging your arms back doesn't help though, obviously.
The scorbunny one was too accurate, i've never felt so called out
And luxray is also for people who do not let go of anything, we love it even with it having the worst movepool and stat spread and is made fun of daily becouse its not a dark type MY BROTHER IN CHRIST IT HAS LIGHT IN THE NAME
When you started this series i was unbelievably excited!! i love seeing my favorites pop up ❤❤ if you continue the series, i’d love to see my girl mawile
Loving the wide-screen content btw❤
LETS GO! JAKE GOT A SPONSORSHIP!
4:11 you had NO need to call me out like this
You are one of my favorite content creators! I love your humor! The editing and comedic timing! Always love your videos 😁 thank you for making them!
Yeah I feel ya man, I also turned 30 last week so I'm still thinking about what to do with that information. But hey congrats on the sponsorship!!!
Also yeah, as an Ursaring myself I wouldn't be against finding another bear. If anything good came with leaving the 20s and entering the 30s is that I am no longer in my Otter phase anymore! Feels good man!
5:15 jokes on you I watch my anime with illegal sites
Thank you so much for compiling the shorts and rejigging them to landscape not just like stitxhing them together
Honestly I stumbled on Blake's shorts randomly and just subscribed right away love the energy and how I always laugh with the vids, plus very accurate depictions keep it up cause you're slaying
*sees the comment on Shuckle*
I would come over there and deny that, but that would involve leaving my house first.
I JUST THINK THE FUNNY WATER DOG IS CUTE, OKAY. THAT POSYPASTA IS A CURSE
I love Mimikyu and my mom used to have one of those small white crusty dogs and I just can’t stop laughing! 😂
Man I sure would like to see more of this content creator.
With all due respect, as someone who includes Totodile and Umbreon in their favorites, how fucking dare you?
`PLEASE DO MALAMAR I WANT TO BE INSULTED OVER LIKING MY EVIL SQUID KING
Always enjoy coming across your shorts when doom scrolling, this works really nice as long form.
Dude please continue this series it is sooo funny 🤣
10:19 wasn't surprising
What are talking about? I didn’t see that com- wait, DONT PAN TO MY SYLVIAN FUNKO POP WITH A TRANS FLAG
where's lunala
I was waiting for Cyndaquil the entire time bracing myself and still felt so read to filth I had to stop the video and breathe lmao outstanding job and also youre hilarious.
I love these so much! Your reads are spot on.
Mine is snom, i hope he's safe
EDIT: Damn, probably.
amazing pick for background music, the swsh pokemon center theme is definitely the best in the series
Love these lists you do! Please dont stop
Turtwig called me out, mayhaps, a little too hard LMAOOOOOOO
truly funny my guy keep up the good work
Okay the Esper one was tooooooo accurate for my liking-
Love the video! I hope to see part 2!
I came in here expecting a dull, buzzfeed-like list, but I geniuenly have to pause the video every other mon from laughing too hard. Great vid!
Jake bringing out the absolutely heater content once again.
your energy is unmatched and i love it
I love these so much can’t believe it’s already in the hundreds!!!
Hell yeah, the sponsorships are coming in!! Tbh, Blake is one of the only people I watch who can actually make it interesting.
My friends and I would screenshot our callouts and send them to each other as your videos were coming out lol
These are so fun to watch, I can’t wait to watch more! I hope my favorite, Gliscor, is in one of them!
I also turned 30 recently and I'm also still a bit tender about it. Solidarity and love. Also commenting to boost ur ego (deserved) and feed the algo rhythms (blessed be thy name)
i need more of this series
Everytime i see you, I get so happy. You bring me so much joy
10:19
Hit the nail right on the head there
(Already knew tho)
I just know that I'm going to watch this video literally every time that CZcams recommends it to me.
i have been waiting for this video ever since i have laid my eyes om your youtube channel
10:17 I just like the way he looks his shiny is amazing
The espeon one is weirdly valid cause i talk a lot now but when i was a kid i was a quiet kid reader who ran away from people who tried to talk to me
Some of these hit so hard 😂 but I love this compilation
STOP, literally every time one of my favorites is mentioned, I have to pause and sit in silence for a moment to come to terms with how hard I just got called out. 😂😅
God, a few of these smacked me in the face
I am still staring intently for Mawile's turn
Falinks is my favorite Pokemon. Taking roman legionnaire phalanx and making them just these adorable wittle guys is the best thing ever and I will not be taking any notes.
as an espeon fan i really wish there WAS a "most books read" award in my elementary school. your analysis would then be completely and entirely true. right now its just mostly completely true.
I love this series even though I don't know much about Pokemon.
Also I think the twitch handle is where the Jake idea is coming from.