Zhongli: God of War, God of commerce, God of Liyue, Geo God, a literal sweet angel Childe: Zhongli's Sugar Daddy, Zhongli's Wallet, Zhongli's #1 Fan, Zhongli's Ultimate Simp
Can't we just agree that zhongli is smart but dumb enough to forget to make money for himself. But it was good that childe is taking care of him by being the sugar daddy lol
I honestly didn’t really see it during the story. I could see why people might ship them but it didn’t feel obvious to me. But then with the PV with them eating together and achingly giving Childe fancy chopsticks and everything...now I understand
HELP my friend who doesn’t rlly play genshin said childe looks like some superior treasure hoarder who’s poor and said zhongli looks like a rich business man 💀😭😭
Zhongli is so rich that he forgets hes rich
So you're saying that Zhongli has mastered the art of being broke and rich at the same time?
@@raisou9750 yes
@@raisou9750 How can I learn this power?
@@sleepy_monkeydemon4865 win a war with gods or smth idk i skipped the cutscenes
@@sleepy_monkeydemon4865 IDK, maybe Post Malone can be an example of how you do it.
When you are the sugar daddy of a LITERAL GOD
Lachlan Industries achievement accomplished: ultimate chad
NoIcE
When ur the sugar daddy of the god that prints out the money 👁👄👁
Venti out here struggling, meanwhile Zhongli got himself a sugar daddy 😂
@@peggles6939 lol yea
Zhongli: God of War, God of commerce, God of Liyue, Geo God, a literal sweet angel
Childe: Zhongli's Sugar Daddy, Zhongli's Wallet, Zhongli's #1 Fan, Zhongli's Ultimate Simp
Nie huaisang in your pfp sent me 😔
Zhongli's #1 fan...*sad xiao noises*
@@ccesca8540 he is the Archon who ends the War right?
@@AhmadAli-tq9yo yaksha*
@@aliyahmae2468 Xiao is the yaksha Zhongli is the Geo archon
Imagine if that asian guy's dialogue is Lumine and Paimon's
Paimon: Oh they f***ing
Lumine: What? they're just talking to each other
heck it totally is xD cant unsee now
Lumine after a while: OH THEY FUKING-
He’s ProZD 🤩
Bruh that’s ProZD. Dude’s legendary. One of my favorite voice actors.
but I like Lumine-
KDJJSJ this aged so well especially when you find out zhongli canonically "proposed" to childe help
Especially the chopsticks accident 😏
soo truee
Oh~ ara ara ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
zhonGLI DID WHAT NOW ??
@@wntrwinter i've watched it b-but how
I'm hyperventilating
wtf I thought this stupid shitpost died
@@blakescarlet4263 bruh, it appeared as the 1st video to me after searching "zhongli and childe" 💀
DEEP BREATHS COMRADE
hyper-VENTI-lating
@@000-kiuu since no one is praising you for your pun i will
Zhongli: As for the payment...
Childe: Well, allow me *walks fabulously*
Imagine if childe's introduction is like that
That would be so funny 😂
But then we would all be robbed of “Hey girlie/buddy, hold still”
That would literally just mean he's zhongli's sugar daddy
*Rule 34 users hiding in the corner:*
Rule 34 users: Write that down! *WRITE THAT DOWN!!*
18+ Pixiv and Twitter artists : *heavy breathing*
*bonjour*
Im not here i am not here i dont draw rule 34 no
I am sincerely innocent dont be sus of me
0:40 Childe are you blind he's looking at his wallet right there
🤣😂
omg
Now that's something
LMFAO
XD
Well if you think about it, zhongli is everyones sugar daddy cause he makes all the mora in teyvat
zhongli gave up his gnosis so he can't really make mora anymore.
@@kaila5555
Yeah but all the mora in the world that's still there was made by him
Kaila HE WHAT
@@seiya6144 yes
retired sugar daddy
Can't we just agree that zhongli is smart but dumb enough to forget to make money for himself. But it was good that childe is taking care of him by being the sugar daddy lol
I think Zhongli knows everything, he just wanted to mess with the rascal
@@apei281 but in the quest, he seem so genuine about forgetting to make mora for himself or keep some of it for him
Zhongli is no longer the god of geo but still is another god. God of contracts. So which mean he does not have the power to create mora.
Traveler: Hi I'm-
Childe: *hE LoVE ME HE GIMME ALL HIS MONEY-"*
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Okay also wtf this is weird this has never happened to me are you the devil or something
Wallet-kun is always here for Daddy Zhongli
Bank-kun
Yea 💙😭
I hate the fact that I also had this same conclusion. Once I saw them. I just knew
They just... emit the vibe-
same lol
@@amnixiel5070 The 𝙂𝙖𝙮 𝙑𝙞𝙗𝙚
I don't hate the fact that I knew. I loved the fact that I knew
@@evelynneclipse2069 same
:So how much are we paying?
Zhongli: *_takes out Childe_* allow me
This made my day.
Zhongli: I'm Moraxx
Childe: I'm Mora
“Look at them ✨s p a r k s✨“
Y E S
My ship shall sail 🌟👄🌟
oh god this is it. this is exactly it. you captured their relationship with one video.
I honestly didn’t really see it during the story. I could see why people might ship them but it didn’t feel obvious to me. But then with the PV with them eating together and achingly giving Childe fancy chopsticks and everything...now I understand
Well, Zhongli literally made mora, so basically zhongli is always getting other people to pay for him with the mora that he made himself anyways.
ProZD, the man speaking the truth.
I never realized how prozd and genshin fit so well lmao
Zhongli has mastered how to be rich and broke at the same time
Zhongli: literally a 100000+++ age man
Childe: do i see that as a problem?
Childe is literally Zhongli's stan. Prove me wrong you won't.
Also childe’s VA ships them too! Aaahhhh!! One of my fav ship!
as soon as i saw childe walk in on that one scene, i thought:
“my boyfriend’s back, and you’re gonna get in trouble”
This is THE fking funniest use of ProDZ's video I've ever seen and ever will.
Imagine getting a GOD to fall in love with you...
OH THEY SURE DO
ok but the way he said childe at the end was so,, he sounded so amused yet endeared theyre in love
"Oh, they fuccin?
OH THEY FUCCIN"
Killed me Xd
ProZD’s skit: The entire fandom
The actual game content: *talk 100*
The fact Griffin ships Chili is AMAZING! I love that guy!😍
ProZD XD
this just gave me confidence for ma exams this week UwU
the "oh they fvcking" part had me wheeze so hard Lmao
Fun fact. Zhongli got childe a pair of chopsticks and it was the perfect gift for a spouse
At this point, Northland Bank's money for loans just might be Childe's
Or vice versa
POV: your the sugar daddy of a god.
theyre in love
Oh they literally gonna smash.
I thought this was actually ProZD for a moment there
I really want to see them together more djjddjdhhd they are so cute together I'm-
And my friends wondered why this ship suddenly blew up 🤣
Why is this so true OMG😂
I like the inclusion of ProZD
EU RACHO COM ESSA COMUNIDADE, ENTENDA Q VCES SÃO PERFEITOS LFMAO
XD this is so well edited lmao
Oh if childe ever went too far he would discover that zhongli could be his worst nightmare
Perfect... That's it... Its perfection
I somehow keep coming back to watch this and it's gets funnier everytime 😅😅
Venti got being broke from zhongli
HAHAHAHA
This is so canon
oh they fokin'
OH THEY FOKIN.
HAHAHAHA TF
This is relatable😂ouhh, and don't forgot you guys, that K Drama moment in Zhongli:Collected Miscellany tho 😏
STOP MAKING ME CRY CUZ OF THIS SHIP🤧
this is golden
This is so canon😂
This was so unexpectedly funny. It took me 20 minutes to find this video again and it was worth every second.
OH THEY FUCKING-🗿
HELP my friend who doesn’t rlly play genshin said childe looks like some superior treasure hoarder who’s poor and said zhongli looks like a rich business man 💀😭😭
Not Sugar Daddy More Like Personal Wallet
Agree
I love the ending omg🤣🤣
THIS WAS LITERALLY ME WHEN I SAW THEM INTERACT 😭
ZONGLI:OH CHILDE
I CAN'T
I'm on page 35 of 177 of their tag on ao3
page 67
@@latisha9158 omg😂
lmao didn’t expect the prozd cameo when I clicked on this video
''oh they fucking''
''OH THEY FUOKING-''
✨✨LOOK AT THEM SPARKS✨✨
OH THEY FWOKEN
Damn I loved it
*OH THEY FWO-*
Oh god here we go again
gosh i really had the vid replayed a couple of times xD
We know that we can't look at them without squealing
prozd: oh they fUCKIN
childe: *INDEED*
Oh to be a god AND a sugar baby at the same time
I'M CACKLING
When kids cartoons have better lip sync than a game that makes at least millions
HAHAHAHAHA ILY
*I feel that having a dark mind*
I'm dead
LOOK AT THE SPARK-
The community in a nutshell
screaming 🤣🤣🤣
I watched this vid over again, and, *look at the hekn eye language.*
"OH THEY FAWCKING >:D"
KKKDKSHKDKSKFKSK
Osmanthus wine tastes the same as I remember, but where are those who share the memory...?
litterly zhongli becomes rich beacuse of childe then he forget how rich he is in 1 seconds
Zhongli my man!!!
the title is what I was saying the whole time
This is so true! Ahahah!!
*OH THEY FOKIN-*
WHY IS IT ON MY RECOMMENDATIONS LMAOO
Alright time to go make childe broke by defeating him another 8381847474274772819293928381747173 times.
The prozd skit make itd dhdhjdj