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  • @DinoRunner
    @DinoRunner Před rokem +8122

    As a person that hasn't watched Morbius, I feel guilt, sadness and almost depression. These jokes are phenomenal and I bet the storyline is even better. Thank you for the inspiration.

    • @AJDoughty.
      @AJDoughty. Před rokem +29

      same

    • @VGODP
      @VGODP Před rokem +188

      I watched Among Us far from Balls

    • @apples4911
      @apples4911 Před rokem +62

      @GGG commenting AW HELL NAWWWW

    • @VGODP
      @VGODP Před rokem

      ​@GGG commenting i love Gliding with my Morbus in your Mum

    • @TheOnceAustralian
      @TheOnceAustralian Před rokem +26

      @GGG commenting bro what are you on

  • @watchman5560
    @watchman5560 Před rokem +3379

    One cannot simply talk about Morbius without mentioning his iconic line:
    “It’s Morbin Time”. That scene brought chills down my spine, truly a masterpiece of its generation.

    • @KSKY2012
      @KSKY2012 Před rokem +35

      @GGG commenting shut up and go home

    • @freddekl1102
      @freddekl1102 Před rokem +8

      Was this actually in the movie?

    • @ayogh2435
      @ayogh2435 Před rokem +25

      @GGG commenting Good job, mr. bot.
      People are definitely gonna want to watch your content.

    • @EvilStewartGilligan
      @EvilStewartGilligan Před rokem +45

      i have horrible news. The hit film morbius does not contain the phrase “it’s morbin time.” This is a national tragedy.

    • @EvilStewartGilligan
      @EvilStewartGilligan Před rokem +36

      @GGG commenting you are what happens after 2 days no morbius

  • @TheHumanSpiderr
    @TheHumanSpiderr Před rokem +2264

    I wanted to go see Morbius but my dad misheard that I want "more abuse"

    • @Dartnitt
      @Dartnitt Před rokem +172

      You should've thought of that earlier

    • @gargamelvoeyt2137
      @gargamelvoeyt2137 Před rokem +177

      i missed the part where that's my problem

    • @_anna_banana_868
      @_anna_banana_868 Před rokem +106

      Your dad: “I’m gonna put some dirt in your eye.”

    • @King_Butters
      @King_Butters Před rokem

      YOULL GET YOUR RENT WHEN YOU FIX THIS D*** DOOR!

    • @teh_man
      @teh_man Před rokem +1

      @@King_Butters dick door?

  • @JustinY.
    @JustinY. Před rokem +3287

    When Morbius shouted "IT'S MORBIN TIME" I felt chills so strong in my spine I ended up fracturing 10 vertebrae. But it was worth it to see such a masterpiece.

    • @Halfway-Stupid
      @Halfway-Stupid Před rokem +7

      @@golden_rod what

    • @Halfway-Stupid
      @Halfway-Stupid Před rokem +59

      Clearly it's morbin time ⏲️

    • @Ube5576
      @Ube5576 Před rokem +12

      Damn thing got my whole body in stroke, got me dead, and I can confirm there is no heaven nor hell. There's only Morbius land

    • @mirael1248
      @mirael1248 Před rokem +2

      It's really a bad day without watching a single clip from morbius.

    • @toki5131
      @toki5131 Před rokem +5

      Morbius Rangers

  • @Joswano
    @Joswano Před rokem +125

    Remember when Morby said that iconic line “I think I just morbed my pants”

    • @TheOnceAustralian
      @TheOnceAustralian Před rokem

      @GGG commenting bro shut up we didn’t asked for your opinion

    • @Azusa1111
      @Azusa1111 Před rokem

      Morbing moments

    • @DinoRunner
      @DinoRunner Před rokem

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @KSKY2012
      @KSKY2012 Před rokem

      @GGG commenting bro nobody asked

    • @Weesnaw2
      @Weesnaw2 Před rokem

      @GGG commenting damn bro that’s crazy!
      But I didn’t ask for your opinion

  • @someoneunknown1645
    @someoneunknown1645 Před rokem +321

    Truly a certified Morbius moment. Morbius is literally the most movie of all time and truly the Morbiusiest.

  • @gamingseed2511
    @gamingseed2511 Před rokem +76

    The bus pun was actually quite clever, thank you Morbius

  • @nijuhinaa
    @nijuhinaa Před rokem +3

    "my doctor diagnosed me as morbiusly a beast"
    oh my fucking god i can't breathe

  • @thewshoebill5030
    @thewshoebill5030 Před rokem +10

    What superpower does kracc bacc have:Morbuploading funny videos

  • @mrmoomooface1662
    @mrmoomooface1662 Před rokem +330

    This video was highly entertaining. I especially liked that all of the puns were related to hit film "Morbius". I also appreciate that all of the morbius-related statements were, in fact, puns. Overall, it can be argued that this video will remain a classic for years to come, just like Morbius, and will make at least 4 Morbillion morbucks of ad revenue.

    • @mbii7667
      @mbii7667 Před rokem

      The bat one is not a pun

  • @TheRockruffWhoCries
    @TheRockruffWhoCries Před rokem +6

    I love how "The doctor diagnosed me as Morbiusly a beast" sounds like a real pun out of the others.

  • @durpy-gabagools324
    @durpy-gabagools324 Před rokem +26

    This video makes me wanna watch Morbius 1,000 more times today

  • @SuperWiiBros08
    @SuperWiiBros08 Před rokem +320

    This was so mornny (get it? I mixed "morbious" with "funny")

  • @jacobthediv5197
    @jacobthediv5197 Před rokem +205

    Well done kracc bacc, you have once again shown the everyday importance of morbius in our lives to stay happy and healthy. Remember everyone, ❤️ morbius with all your heart.

    • @TheOnceAustralian
      @TheOnceAustralian Před rokem +8

      @GGG commenting bro no one asked for your opinion

    • @siebedegryse
      @siebedegryse Před rokem +4

      @@TheOnceAustralian its a robot doofus

    • @TheOnceAustralian
      @TheOnceAustralian Před rokem +4

      @@siebedegryse I know m8

    • @inferno4542
      @inferno4542 Před rokem +1

      @GGG commenting i missed the part where that's my problem. Get the hell outta here

  • @Savgms
    @Savgms Před rokem +3

    What is the first thing morbius says to his wife?
    "Good morbing" 💀💀😩😂😂

  • @MemesByPoggy
    @MemesByPoggy Před rokem +36

    As a true morbeliever, I think everyone should watch morbius at least three times a day to prevent becoming morbiusly obese

  • @vealesbedwars
    @vealesbedwars Před rokem +7

    all of thes punz are so funny krack bacc !! thank for makeing my day better kravc back!! :))))

  • @artistadelfideo1834
    @artistadelfideo1834 Před rokem +7

    To be honest, I actually liked the "no morbus" joke XD

  • @StickMaster500
    @StickMaster500 Před rokem +5

    Puns so comedically masterful and brilliant that Amy Schumer retired

  • @amongsusimposter
    @amongsusimposter Před rokem +700

    I actually laughed at some of these lmao 😂

  • @04mason
    @04mason Před rokem +69

    This video truly Morbed my day, I loved it when he went "Its morbin' time" and changed the entire message of the video! Truly a breathtaking experience for my morbident life

  • @adamryan6915
    @adamryan6915 Před rokem +7

    The words "its morbin time" really add to the scene. They get the audience hyped up for the fight between him and Milo. And the word "morbin" allows for Jared Leto to fully embrace the amazing character known as Morbius and fully reach his morb attributes, traits and qualities. The word "time" represents a deep metaphor for our own universe and how our universe is actually connected to the Morbius World through the god-like powers of Jared Leto and how everyone of us has the power to become a true hero like Morbius himself.
    *this movie truly scores high on the morb meter*

  • @lordroy88
    @lordroy88 Před rokem +4

    My favorite Morbius pun is when he says “I’ll morb ya later” and then proceeds to morb him immediately!

  • @delusion7572
    @delusion7572 Před rokem +2

    kracc bacc is finally morbin

  • @guam_
    @guam_ Před rokem +44

    This is truly Morbussy 😭 this has opened my eyes to the world of superior humour

    • @KSKY2012
      @KSKY2012 Před rokem

      @GGG commenting SHUT UP

    • @Weesnaw2
      @Weesnaw2 Před rokem +3

      @GGG commenting that’s coming from a fatherless bot

  • @FF-ch9nr
    @FF-ch9nr Před rokem +3

    Am I clinically sane if I hysterically laughed at all of these?

  • @eriksab1609
    @eriksab1609 Před rokem +2

    "What would Dr. Michael Morbius become, if he only ate McDonalds?" Morbidly Morbese

  • @user-ke6sy5jf6k
    @user-ke6sy5jf6k Před rokem +2

    my school nurse told me that i'm morbidly obese
    guess i'm morbin' for 4 people's worth.

  • @stairplating9969
    @stairplating9969 Před rokem +5

    Truly a life changing experience, definitely makes me feel like Amorbus.

  • @thebluebandit7143
    @thebluebandit7143 Před rokem +7

    I can't believe I actually laughed at this. My humor is 100% broken. 0:16

  • @angrymarshmallowMK8DX
    @angrymarshmallowMK8DX Před rokem +2

    "The doctor diagnosed me as Morbiusly a beast" is my favorite pun

  • @Smoothbluehero
    @Smoothbluehero Před rokem +1

    The “no morbus” legit made me LOL

  • @schlerrorist
    @schlerrorist Před rokem +22

    damn morb go hard

  • @KakaCarrotCake.
    @KakaCarrotCake. Před rokem +17

    Can we take a moment to remember that there is people in Africa or South America for exemple and in many other places in the world, that don't have theatre, internet or any idea Morbius exists.
    They have no clue that Morbius one of the movies ever made is changing everyones life. Morbius can save the world, especially when he said "It's morbin time!" I saw the solution to end hunger and war in the world. Truly inspirationnal

    • @connorbeith3232
      @connorbeith3232 Před rokem +2

      Dude could've used his tech to cure cancer, truly sad.

    • @eonblue5919
      @eonblue5919 Před 7 měsíci

      Uuuuuuh in south américa there are a lot of cinemas, wtf are You saying. You don't want to see me when i'm morby

  • @reflectedpower609
    @reflectedpower609 Před rokem +2

    "I'm here to kick cement and chew daisies, and I'm all out of spaghetti"
    - Joe Morbius

  • @bpstudios2986
    @bpstudios2986 Před rokem +6

    I recently did a book report on Morbius. My teacher, Mrs. Leeto, gave me 5morbillion out of 42. I now am considered a genius throughout my school. Kracc Bacc is right about Morbius. He is truly Morb.

  • @melonlemon8057
    @melonlemon8057 Před rokem +57

    After giving myself the pleasure of watching this amazing video,I feel spiritually better as a person. I have learnt that life is not all fun and games, it is morb than that. one morbillion out of 10. You have really impressed me mr Baccius.

    • @melonlemon8057
      @melonlemon8057 Před rokem +2

      Fatherless behaviour

    • @Weesnaw2
      @Weesnaw2 Před rokem

      @GGG commenting man you just really had to ruin this video, what the actual fuck is wrong with you…

  • @brothermalleus4525
    @brothermalleus4525 Před rokem +3

    "No morbus!!"
    I actually lmao on that one xD

  • @BlinkNetwork889
    @BlinkNetwork889 Před rokem +1

    “Morbiusly a beast.” is by far the greatest sentence anyone has ever said.

  • @shafiqshamsuri2283
    @shafiqshamsuri2283 Před rokem +1

    That "No morbus" was actually pretty good

  • @boxofcereal
    @boxofcereal Před rokem +4

    Can’t believe you forgot his iconic catchphrase “Morbin your mom”

  • @richie404
    @richie404 Před rokem +8

    “NO MORBUS”
    Not gonna lie, that got me laughing so hard! 😂

  • @smittywababla
    @smittywababla Před rokem +2

    Morbiusly a beast one was actually hilarious

  • @bugbump1684
    @bugbump1684 Před rokem +1

    i am so ashamed that a genuine giggle escaped me at the bus one.

  • @Captn_17
    @Captn_17 Před rokem +6

    Morbius is a beautifully crafted movie that is a relic of our time. I cannot live 5 minutes without watching this film that god has blessed us with. Every time morbius says “it’s morbin’ time”, I feel chills down my spine.

  • @arthur6710
    @arthur6710 Před rokem +2

    Are we not gonna talk about how good the “no morbus” one was

  • @wow1574
    @wow1574 Před rokem +2

    Morbius morbed off a morbillion times. That was my favorite part of morbius.

    • @onion8686
      @onion8686 Před rokem

      I loved when morbius morbed in me🥶

  • @adrianayestas9100
    @adrianayestas9100 Před rokem +1

    I loved the first pun it made my day!! 😁 Keep up the great content

  • @FBWalshyFTW
    @FBWalshyFTW Před rokem +3

    Thank you for this trip back to 2007 CZcams.

  • @biggusdickus4153
    @biggusdickus4153 Před rokem +11

    When Morbious said his iconic phrase "Peepee poopoo hairy morballs" I felt chills down my spine. Truly a modern masterpiece.

  • @theastonvillaseal585
    @theastonvillaseal585 Před rokem +1

    The last one, Krabb Bacc is too powerful. 💀💀💀

  • @insanerambling
    @insanerambling Před rokem +1

    Every one of these can end with "It's Morbin time"

  • @juandirection3751
    @juandirection3751 Před rokem +4

    So glad Marbin Morbius, the creator of Morbius is getting the recognition he deserves. He's been the underdog too long

  • @Satans_Legion_of_Evil
    @Satans_Legion_of_Evil Před rokem +27

    This movie is so good, it even brought every dead person back to live. They raided every movie theatres just to watch the movie. 1.2 morbillion people was too much, so the ones who couldn't get inside the movie theatres built a giant movie theatre in the middle of the ocean, and everyone fit in. When they were done watching the masterpiece, they went back to their graves and could finally die knowing this movie existed. But unfortunately, not many living people went to see this movie. Watching this movie cures every bad thing you have, and it fixes all of your problems. The government knew the truth about Morbius, so they made fake reviews and ratings about this movie, which were so bad that not even movie critics would dare to watch it. Those who tell the truth about this movie would be silenced, and it would be labeled "Russian propaganda/disinformation/misinformation/whatever". As a result, the movie was banned everywhere in the world, and most copies destroyed. The surviving copies of this movie are in the black markets, which are located in abandoned mines.

    • @Maou3
      @Maou3 Před rokem +7

      Just pointing out a statistical error, it wasn't 10 billion, it was 1.2 morbillion

    • @Satans_Legion_of_Evil
      @Satans_Legion_of_Evil Před rokem +1

      @@Maou3 Thanks, you are correct.

    • @connorbeith3232
      @connorbeith3232 Před rokem +2

      Stan Lee was one those dead people, going as far as to spit on a Spider-Man comic and say that Morbius was his new favorite Marvel character.

  • @rockfordfilms39
    @rockfordfilms39 Před rokem +1

    My favourite pun is “you don’t want to see me morbin”

  • @mememanbutdumber.7788
    @mememanbutdumber.7788 Před rokem +1

    What did the dietician say to dream?
    "You're MORBIdly obese" 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @Fartole23
    @Fartole23 Před rokem +6

    I’m not being ironic, these puns are actually hilarious

  • @MarisaHonkai
    @MarisaHonkai Před 11 měsíci +4

    I cant believe that morb meme is almost a year old 😢

    • @sweeet768
      @sweeet768 Před 11 měsíci +1

      It’s morbin time

  • @flapbe
    @flapbe Před rokem

    these made me really happy, thanks kracc bacc for making these awesome content 🤣🤣

  • @HotStrings_
    @HotStrings_ Před rokem +1

    For a second I got scared when he stayed no morbius, Truly Terrifing

  • @faboloso
    @faboloso Před rokem +13

    This high quality jokes perfectly resembles the comedy part of the movie, wich being 100% perfect, doesn't miss any main film genre. Props to kracc bacc for being able to bringing:"It's morbin' time" (a line from the character Morbius) to a even higher level.

  • @thomaskaldahl196
    @thomaskaldahl196 Před rokem +3

    hey kracbac i have pun
    q, what did morbius say
    a, morbio

  • @broannoying8765
    @broannoying8765 Před rokem +2

    Millions of fans, critiques can unite and back me on this one : "Morbius is a movie."

  • @BakenBeans
    @BakenBeans Před rokem +1

    The second one was literally halarious it had me dying lol lol xD lmao lol 😂😂🤣😂🤣😂

  • @WrighteousVR
    @WrighteousVR Před rokem +4

    "Can I get some of that Morbussy!?" is my favorite line of all time 😂😱😳😅😂 !!!!

  • @hubblebublumbubwub5215
    @hubblebublumbubwub5215 Před rokem +3

    How did Morbius tell us to be outselves?
    ''We should more be us'' lmao

  • @Chevrolet_Corvette_C8
    @Chevrolet_Corvette_C8 Před rokem +2

    This video is so funny I slapped me knee so hard it started to glow like a glowstick

  • @YouTube.Pigeon
    @YouTube.Pigeon Před rokem +2

    Morbus one got me rollin...

  • @babyhecker1113
    @babyhecker1113 Před rokem +5

    This video is so deep, educational and philosophical that im shaking and crying right now, I can't fathom the power of morb puns..

  • @v1rtuasharky615
    @v1rtuasharky615 Před rokem +3

    I can state in a morbect accuracy that this is morbidly and morbiusly hilarious.
    Just like that one scene when morbius morbed the morbers.

    • @Weesnaw2
      @Weesnaw2 Před rokem +1

      @GGG commenting says the one who is fatherless

    • @Satans_Legion_of_Evil
      @Satans_Legion_of_Evil Před rokem

      @GGG commenting You literally make the same 6 second video about Minecraft sand multible times. Go away, racist child molester bot!

    • @v1rtuasharky615
      @v1rtuasharky615 Před rokem

      What happened?

    • @Satans_Legion_of_Evil
      @Satans_Legion_of_Evil Před rokem

      @@v1rtuasharky615 A bot said he hated black people (and called them the N-word with a hard R) and loved banging minors.

    • @Satans_Legion_of_Evil
      @Satans_Legion_of_Evil Před rokem

      @@v1rtuasharky615 And he also said he hates them and loves that because he "makes better videos", but if you read my first reply and click on his channel, you'll see that's false.

  • @Marin-ub5oj
    @Marin-ub5oj Před rokem +1

    My favourite Morb pun is: What does The Morbius say as a Power Ranger? It's Morbin' time!

  • @duccem2774
    @duccem2774 Před rokem +1

    "It's morbin' time" the best line in any movie

  • @zylachzach
    @zylachzach Před rokem +3

    All morb puns are equally funny. This means they are all the funniest jokes ever told, we're talking in the history of the universe. No one can hear any morb pun without laughing, it is a reflex reaction, as morbius is an ancient truth. It is a masterpiece, a religion, the only thing that will never lie to you, as morbius is life itself. As such, morb puns should be shown for what they are, impossibly funny, not put in a top 5 list disrespectfully. Thank you for your morbin time.

  • @brikiiee
    @brikiiee Před rokem +5

    One time Morbius told me that he will Morb all over me, I still to this day don't know what he meant 🤔

  • @teh_man
    @teh_man Před rokem +1

    this video has earned teh man's seal of approval

  • @not_my_names3586
    @not_my_names3586 Před rokem +1

    i unironically laughed at all of the jokes

  • @d3ezz
    @d3ezz Před rokem +3

    Y

  • @andrewvazemiller4153
    @andrewvazemiller4153 Před rokem

    these more puns have changed my life forever, so funny 10/10

  • @pollockfamily615
    @pollockfamily615 Před rokem

    "my doctor dioganosed me as morbidly a beast" is obviously the best

  • @BurgerSoup
    @BurgerSoup Před rokem +1

    The "It's Morbin' time" line is obviously a biblical-level iconic line but I find it weird how underrated the line "Hey I'm Morbin' here!!" is.

  • @hectorplay8199
    @hectorplay8199 Před rokem +1

    That's some real morbid humour we got here. Thanks again, Morb Bacc.

  • @falcongamer5867
    @falcongamer5867 Před rokem +1

    This video got me morbed up to rewatch the hit film Morbius by Marvel Studios for the 485th time today

  • @Ha-qf6wj
    @Ha-qf6wj Před rokem +1

    Kracc bacc keep posting morbius

  • @galenburnett9791
    @galenburnett9791 Před rokem

    Thank you for collating these all into one video. They were all scattered in various places before. People won’t have to spend so much time searching for them now.

  • @Sekiro-Henki
    @Sekiro-Henki Před rokem

    Dude,those jokes are dope as f 💯

  • @jgm_mackmen
    @jgm_mackmen Před 6 měsíci +2

    still a classic 😌😌

  • @5SSS
    @5SSS Před rokem +2

    I actualy thought the bus one was ok

  • @josemance5332
    @josemance5332 Před rokem

    These puns were too funny. You have earned a sub.

  • @kazikmajster5650
    @kazikmajster5650 Před rokem +1

    *Morbius will go down as a movie in history.*

  • @lilyinthesky
    @lilyinthesky Před rokem

    These were all extremely well executed. Bravo.

  • @Jacko_13
    @Jacko_13 Před rokem

    These joke are actually surprised hilarious, keep up the good content

  • @jesx
    @jesx Před rokem +1

    this is a certified morbius classic

  • @ihaveseenthings0
    @ihaveseenthings0 Před rokem +1

    I unironically laughed at the Morbus one, just because of how quick the punchline revealed itself

  • @uzahbupoggle2032
    @uzahbupoggle2032 Před rokem +2

    My favorite morbies channel

  • @CutieFakeKirby
    @CutieFakeKirby Před rokem +1

    I liked the last one the most, totally a comedic masterpiece 🥶

  • @gamer-san8923
    @gamer-san8923 Před 8 dny

    The best part is that the alleged best moment in the movie where he said "It's morbin time" doesn't even exist in the movie.

  • @thefilmadvocate6192
    @thefilmadvocate6192 Před rokem +2

    These puns are morbintacular!

  • @IanVerhagen
    @IanVerhagen Před rokem +1

    Number 5 is my favorite. I love that joke lol.

  • @spicynugget_69
    @spicynugget_69 Před rokem +1

    My fav pun was the “No morbus” one💀💀💀

  • @lt3391
    @lt3391 Před rokem +2

    This was morbtastic.