This just added wind in my spiritual sails on my journey. Ya'll brought joy to my heart and a smile to my face. Thank you and duckie. God bless you both. 💜🙏☺👍
@@dildonius You are now known as: [D-69420] Welcome to Site-13, one of the SCP Foundation's facility. You are a prisoner in death row, you're currently inside a Cell in the SCP Foundation, you are also known here as 'Class-D' other than D-69420. As a Class-D, you have rules to follow, if you break one of these, you will be immidietly terminated by the facility guards. If you get tested by one of the scientists, you are guarded by 2 facility guard until you are on the containment cell a SCP is inside. Follow the guard's or any other staff orders or else you'll be terminated in sight, once you have survived as a D-Class in 1 month. You will be free'd and your death row sentence will be gone. Please coordinate as accordingly serving in the foundation bound to protect humanity. -O5-[REDACTED] The SCP Foundation SECURE. CONTAIN. PROTECT.
Oh this is way better but if it was more similar to that 80/90's it'd be nostalgic 100%. Love the part where it said the first impressions part and where you picked it up and the little screen at the end.
@@wrinkletheduck CZcams Algorithm su*ks Bro for useless videos they give lots of money 💰 yours is the best I seen so far , Something creative and enjoyable
Problem is that if anyone you’re attracted to has seen you pick up a duck then you’ll get a reputation for being a duckboy and they’ll think you’re just put here picking up ducks left and right. There’s an art to it, you don’t wanna be “that guy”.
Instructions are.. rather unclear. Duck pooped on me, and threw me in a campfire. Then it picked me up, after that, it tried to rip me to scorched pieces with its *CHEESE* feet.
Day 94: I've been holding this duck for God knows how long and I can't figure out how to put it down. I am doomed to hold this bird forever. Please.. tell me how to put it down
Right click on the duck and select "discard", or alternatively approach a vendor and open the shop interface and drag and drop the duck into the "sell" window.
This just added wind in my spiritual sails on my journey. Ya'll brought joy to my heart and a smile to my face. Thank you and duckie. God bless you both. 💜🙏☺👍
cool heavy joe chipman
You should cook that yummy delicious bastard
The what
Wait a moment is this picking up a duck or a chick……..
Facts
Instructions unclear: I'm being picked up and carried by the duck.
oh no
Shit, Get outta there fast
@@dragonbrosthree duck: YOU’RE GOING NOWHERE. I GOT YOU FOR 3 MINUTES
3minutes of Playtime 😈
Duck is hulk in discise retry level (tip:choose a different ducj
It’s okay if you gave consent
"The duck wants to get picked up"
Pretty important
Waiting for cursed comments about fucking the duck
@@klenhattMate they're doing non-verbal communication, just like how to pick up the duck
wth, only 2 replys on 1 year ago's guy' comment?💀
@@MeNameIsABetterThanIsYouIsMeOkye lol💀💀💀
a
Instructions way to clear: Now I have an army of ducks .
yelan pfp, ong this is true love
You know what to do.
Good.
you tamed the quacker emperor
This is a really clever twist on ;Instructions unclear.
Instructions unclear:
I am unable to let go of the duck.
Same
You’re not supposed to. It’s a pond for life.
@@jiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii shit
@callsign_phoebe just so you know after 1 hour of holding the duck it turns huge and picks you up
@@Daniel-hd9so sir negative the duck turned to a goose what do I do noe
"I bet he's out there hitting on other girls"
Me: learning about duck consent 🦆
Hahaha 😀 dead 🤣
I can assure you girls without trust issues won’t think that way 🙂👍
Bruh 🤣
"The only girls I've been picking up are ducks... let me rephrase that"
Exactly what came to my mind after seeing CONSENT 🤣
"So what is your specialisation?"
"I can hold a duck"
Underrated
Hired
*sweats profusely and slams table* “YOURE HIRED”
You're hired!!!!
Oh wow this had two likes when i commented:O
the duck really lived up to the name of seDUCKtive 😂🦆
Honestly...that was good bro gg
@@BentleyPearson-hl2yh THE DUCK LOOKS LIKE THEY ARE WEARING SHOES YAAAAAAA
Leave and never come back
@@HerobrineWorshipperAHHHHHH SO CUTE
WRITE THAT DOWN PAPYRUS!
I love how he says ✨DUCK✨
😭😭😭
Finally you can hold a duck with its consent
And confidence! 👍
And perfection
And a duck you can fu-[REDACTED]
@@dildonius
You are now known as:
[D-69420]
Welcome to Site-13, one of the SCP Foundation's facility.
You are a prisoner in death row, you're currently inside a Cell in the SCP Foundation, you are also known here as 'Class-D' other than D-69420. As a Class-D, you have rules to follow, if you break one of these, you will be immidietly terminated by the facility guards. If you get tested by one of the scientists, you are guarded by 2 facility guard until you are on the containment cell a SCP is inside. Follow the guard's or any other staff orders or else you'll be terminated in sight, once you have survived as a D-Class in 1 month. You will be free'd and your death row sentence will be gone.
Please coordinate as accordingly serving in the foundation bound to protect humanity.
-O5-[REDACTED]
The SCP Foundation
SECURE. CONTAIN. PROTECT.
@@aguy7095 First SCP he's assigned to better be 087, 49, or 96.
nothing friendly, *E V E R .*
"and hold it fashionably, like a purse'
It is one
Make it a purse
Completely different words but nice try i guess
How do you store your items in the duck purse, though?
@@xXmlgamingXx355 that's a trade secret, I believe he said the opening of the bag was in the back...........
I don’t care how old this is I love this sm
Ayo chill, sometimes age isn’t just a number
Wdym it’s a video on picking up a duck
Great achievement for my job resume🥰
*" Duck added to inventory"*
*+15 attack damage, +50 agility, +5 intelligence*
*>Special: Glide*
"Duck, a water/flying type pokemon"
Huh
Damn... That was good... 🤣😂
Like the cucoos in BoTW? (That's what they're called right?)
@@xottic8175 "legend says the 'Duck' species were able to kill the 'dinosaurs' and 'prehistoric' type pokémon"
"And first...impressions....areveryimportantsoremembertosmile"
A b c d e f g h i j k LMNOP
Hahahahaha. Exactly how he said it
Stop quoting
@@sushiacid *What?*
@@sushiacid it's the comment section my dude
Achievement: Holding a duck with confidence
This video really quacked me up!
"One might think seeing a duck walking away like this and think"
That is a freaking cute duck.
Ye
Fr
Or they think that a really delicious looking duck
ikr
🤣🤣🤣🤣 and literally think nothing
Everyone is commenting on the instructions, and all I can think about is….”Are they wearing matching shoes??”😂
Literally what I just commented! I was like waittttt! They're.... Matching ?! 🥺
And look at his shirt when he picks up the duck lol
@@967patty 🤭🤭 that's so cute
Yeah me to I mean do ducks usually have red feet I thought it was always orange or yellow
Welp, now i got an excuse to go back and watch this again lol didn't notice
Instructions unclear: the duck picked me up and walked away with me.. HELP
Wat te hek
My duck-holding skills have leveled up significantly. This duck is my new best friend.
"Look for the signals. That duck wants to get picked up". 47 seconds later "Congratulations You are now holding a duck."
Good morning 47
@@monolith757 I read it in the voice.
@CognizantxNight Please don’t internet-crucify me for my ignorance, but I have no idea what this means
@@elliotisenraged472 well me too just I got Rick rolled
@@elliotisenraged472 agent 47 is the name of the main character u play as in the video game hitman. truly a great game
*me with zero ducks anywhere near where I live* "hmm yes, very informative"
Then don’t leave
@@lucasrob98 Good advice, I always leave and don't see ducks. I will try this next time.. Thank you for your advice!
@@starps_ lol, ikr they're so smart 😄
Lol yup! :)
@@lucasrob98 😂
Instructions Unclear:
Can't release the duck
Its 60days
Instructions unclear… why is PETA AT MY DOOR WITH A WARRANT
"Duck consent"
That's a phrase I never could've imagined hearing
Duck what?
"The future is now!"
I didn't know ducks could consent either
Earthworm Sally
@@editsofarcadia Carring diseases from Florida to Cali
"So, what are your talent/s?"
"I pick up ducks, I understand ducks, and teach people on online how to do pick up a duck."
"You're hired!"
I'm going to randomly laugh whenever I remember this comment
Lol
Congrats , 1k
"Duck Farm"
New job added to your inventory! *Game achievement music*
W tips now my food walks towards me and feels comfortable with me before getting eaten
**1x Duck has been added to inventory**
“If it wiggles it’s tail that is a clear sign of duck consent”
Everyone: OH MY GOD
Oh he knows what he said XD
i dont get it
@@TaLization intercourse
Lmfao
@@TaLization "Duck consent" it's basically a non-rxpx joke.
Love how it sounds like an 80-90’s workplace training video, especially with that fade away transition
When your mom is using powerpoint
Oh this is way better but if it was more similar to that 80/90's it'd be nostalgic 100%. Love the part where it said the first impressions part and where you picked it up and the little screen at the end.
well i don't live long enough to know that but what i know is that this comment is true
@@mrdoodle8229 that’s the thing though, most companies that do orientations still use safety videos from the 80’s-90’s
Feels like a fnaf tape💀
Bro has the 1, 2, strap-on shoe 😂😂😂
Me: "Hey sir!! Please tell me how to drop this duck.. I've been holding this for 10 years !!"
"Duck added into the inventory for the next 5 years."
The ducks Pov: *New achivement unlocked*= *How did we get here*
Food item
@@dawnoflight8713 💀
@@UrLtest116 noooo😭😭😭 that duck DOES NOT deserve it. DUCK the other ducks though😂
Or maybe until it ends up in yo stomach
"You may walk with confidence knowing you are now holding a duck."
*that was beautiful.*
"Duck has been added to inventory" was a good 1 2 punch with that
Hi
How to steal a duck 101
@@raph_plays6805 hi
Hu
The duck was smiling at the end it was too cute 😢😢❤
Duck has been added to your inventory 😂😂😂
This man has devoted his life to picking up ducks, and inspiring us, the aspiring duck picker uppers to pick up more ducks and how to do so.
Idk why I laughed so hard at this comment 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Wait... considering your name.... is this in the chible?
@JojaCorp. all praise the holy cheeble 🙌
Duck pope
Did I just...
Become a god?
me : **subtle glances**
duck : "Sorry, i already have a boyfriend."
I think you meant "I already have a picker"
Oh! So that's why it's called "pick up lines"
Welp
Lmfao
Ayo?
‘DuCk hAs bEeN aDdEd To iNvEnToRy’
This actually is super-educational.
"One might see a duck walking away like this and think, 'that duck doesn't want to be picked up'"
Nah, I thought, "THE DUCK HAS RED SHOES!"
He has matching shoes
Yes!
WHAT ARE THOOOOOSE!!!!
😮😮😮
@@lapindicitte shoe for duck
They need shoe too💀
Mom: the internet is dangerous
The internet:
Lmao
This is not the only thing the internet has to offer..
Yeah just forgot about the millions upon millions of pedophiles, negativity, racism, etc in comments of youtube
@@DarkOminigiri joke
@@DarkOminigiri and dangerous things arent the only it has to offer either
Thank you. Now I feel like I have the confidence to pick up a duck at the local pond where the glass factory is.
"Subtle glances from across the room"
*Him in a carpark*
Duck has been added to your inventory
Duck: +5 attack +10 biting skills can glide when ever you hold it
Edit: thanks for many likes :)
Terraria:
@@chriszeusarellano460 [you gained a new ability]
"Slow fall speed"
@@genericname108 baby duck: +3 stealth +5 entertainment
Nice, you can read 😀
"Do you want to add *duck* to your inventory?"
>Yes
No
>Yes
No
*Yes selected now duck is In your inventory*
>Yes
No
*duck added to your collection*
Yes
>No
*duck has been dropped*
*duck will remember that…*
@@araxshiriau9275 he sure will🤣
Y E S
bro made the whole thing a job interview 💀
"duck had been added to your inventory" caught me off guard
“People look at this duck and think that it doesn’t want to be picked up.”
I look at the duck and think:
“He’s got some nice red shoes💯.”
Your profile pic is fire
Redbottoms goin crazy
@@toad4508 you too
@@XIIR0 nice pfp
/summon CZcams:daffy_pfp
Instructions unclear, the duck is following me wherever i go, what do i do
follow it back
Train it, and become the very best like no one ever was
Enjoy
Look for a dog and then get a giant key
@@realcupojoe Just catch it like its your real test, so training it is your cause.
Instructions unclear I tried this on a goose and now I am in the ER
"Part 5, consent." sent me😭😭
"Store the duck in inventory?"
>"YES"
"NO"
>"NO"
@@CelestialECH0the duck was crushed you have now unequipped the duck 🦆😔
Hmmm after seeing the guys duck get crushed I'm selecting no>"NO"
@@Geckoreothe duck now has you at gun point
Equip the duck?
“Yes” “yes”
>"YES"
"duck has been added to your inventory" so much joy. So. Much. Joy.
😂
"Duck has been added to your inventory"
"Joy has been added to your inventory"
Your doggo's snout is so cute 😍
🤣
"So why do you want this job?"
"I can pick up a duck"
Instructions too clear. The duck has now sued me for half of everything I own 😂
Instructions unclear, town folks will only refer to me as "Duck chaser" now
Jesus Christ Is our Lord and SAVIOUR
@@yourfriendlyneighborhoodsa9058 Jesus Christ was a Duck?
"Ya like chasin ducks do ya? Lookit the ducks run!"
I'm pretty sure you've been called worse things Faith.
Well at least you aren't a chicken chaser now 😏😏😏
Help, I accidentally double-clicked on the duck in the inventory and now it's gone! How can I bring him back?!
You *ATE HIM!?!?*
A Bountiful Harvest
Check your head you might have equipped it
*Hunger: +50*
Press q
"duck has been added to your inventory" got me
"Duck has been add to your inventory" 🤣😋
‘Read the signals’
Duck: Starts twerking aggressively
Br garai
“That mating dance”
Loll
Oh duck me😰😰😰😰
"Smile"
Me: smile like a serial killer
Hell no
"found my dinner"
🤣🤣🤣
Duck: FBI PLEASE HELP
@@mr_faisal2973 no duck will be like: "finally... Among my brothers"
In real life this is probably a perfect way to kidnap someone🤣🤣🤣
What skills do you have?
Me: reading duck signals 😂
“Duck has been added to your inventory” literally has everyone at my job wondering wtf is going on, I’m rolling 🤣
It has been added and now can be thrown at kids at the adoption center with because there parents are gone
@@Buffotheman hey man, I don’t judge. It’s your duck, do with it as you please.
Because most are normiea
@@magamisic5924 facts🤣 they don’t know how to get duck consent!
I hate talking with people that work at the same place as me idk just hate it id rather not be friends with them
I still laugh at the end when he says "you are now holding a duck" lol
"New Achievement"
@@sir_C "New trophy"
Giving me “freeze a bee and warm it up in your mouth, you now have a bee in your mouth” vibes
@@Wes_Trippy4life new rank reach!
it’s not that funny…
I will fail on the first step and die of the cuteness of the duck
"has been added to your inventory" + the sound i lost it 😂😂😂😂😂
Meanwhile in a duck universe: How to manipulate a human into tickling my belly
Mistake instructions, the human hold me
@@justaterrariaplayer1059 Lol
Lmao
Part 5
Birds don't enjoy being touched by humans.
"That duck wants to get picked up"-Best line of the century
Damn i am famous
DUCK CONSENT
Consent!! Lol
Don’t want no D2 movement coming after your rump..Duck Consent matters.
Part 5
When a comment has over 2k likes, but this is the fifth reply 💀
"Oh, another walking taxi!"
Instructions misleading: duck consent is not recognized by the court system. I'm in prison, no relation
What he was really thinking “he’s got red feet just like me!”
Those are the duck shoes
@@nathangefania6472 shhh! The duck doesn’t know that, don’t ruin it for him.
When your great grandchildren ask you what you've achieved in life:
I walked with confidence holding a duck
😂😂😂
Brilliant comment!
Good your parents must be proud.
🤣🤣
@@iamvenom007 if he is Asian they will still be disappointed
“Ok now let’s go to kitchen”
[Your inventory is full]
Achievement get: "what the duck?"
Learn how to pick up a duck
🤣
If I remember correctly there's an achievement called what the duck in rayman
@@SuperLetoTV what a coincidence 🤣🤣🤣
Best shorts of 2022 💕💕
@@wrinkletheduck CZcams Algorithm su*ks Bro for useless videos they give lots of money 💰 yours is the best I seen so far , Something creative and enjoyable
@@wrinkletheduck I'm also a duc lova
Damn
@@wrinkletheduck you got this, this is one of the most original shorts ideas, we all believe in you and love your content, hang in there!
fr
“Just because the woman says she doesn’t want to get picked up, doesn’t mean she doesn’t!”
Duck: confidence boost effect
"Duck Has Been Added To Your Inventory" 😂
😝😂💖
😅😅🤗 so true, place duck in duck nest
524 Likes and only 2 comments, Let Me Fix that
yessir
Duck is added to your pokedex
"Make small talk"
so...i heard the bread economy is falling
Crumbling*
@@r6s_god50 that opportunity crumbled away. I'm sure he'll be bready next time
@@glendarjj3991 That left me in pieces!
Don’t feed ducks bread it’s bad for them
We have experienced an economy chaff
Problem is that if anyone you’re attracted to has seen you pick up a duck then you’ll get a reputation for being a duckboy and they’ll think you’re just put here picking up ducks left and right.
There’s an art to it, you don’t wanna be “that guy”.
I love the part where it gives you a fake achievement 😭
This is actually pretty good dating advice
Nani?
You mean mating?
don’t tickle the belly after small talk tho
@@LW-ng1fl do it! Do it!
You're gonna date a duck?
Instructions are.. rather unclear. Duck pooped on me, and threw me in a campfire. Then it picked me up, after that, it tried to rip me to scorched pieces with its *CHEESE* feet.
Oh no
Yes, the vid , is kind a fake , you must know that both end of the duck is dangerous .
I think you tried picking up a dragon
Relaxxx..play it cooL !
Don't mistaken and duck and a goose, one is only aggressive to everyone while the other is aggressive to absolutly everyone.
"duck has been added to your inventory"💀
Forget picking up girls, all the real homies pick up ducks.
you : "pick a duck" " its a shiny one!" "achivement shiny duck obtained"
Your friend: "hold on, that ain't a duck, that's a swan"
@@curseds0ldier *achievement unlocked your duck picking up life has ended*
Shiny psyduck
"Duck has been added to your inventory"
got me lmao💀
Same here
Same
Same
Def
Duck is in the food category and can recover 80 stamina and 150 HP
“Duck has been added to your inventory”
The end caught me off guard 💀😂🤣😂🤣
Final step: “You’re my friend now, we’re having soft tacos later!”
Is that a Bravest warriors reference?
@@youdontknowme5980 it's a vine or tiktok
@@oftheHowl no it is a Bravest Warriors reference. It's cat bug.
CATBUG!
with sun chips. lots of sun chips
Day 94: I've been holding this duck for God knows how long and I can't figure out how to put it down. I am doomed to hold this bird forever. Please.. tell me how to put it down
Refer to part 2 of the series: “How to un-pickup a duck”.
Fun fact to put down a duck u can shoot it in the head
Right click on the duck and select "discard", or alternatively approach a vendor and open the shop interface and drag and drop the duck into the "sell" window.
Wait for consent
😂😂😂😂😂
"Duck has been added to inventory "💀💀💀💀
At this point its a tradition to stumble upon this short once in 2-3 month
Instructions unclear: Now in committed relationship with duck.
failed successfully
did you atleast wiggle your tail?
ayo
@@mateomoreno331 *WHAT*
There actually is a zookeeper who became pair-bonded to a crane after performing the mating ritual.
Instructions unclear: The duck looked at me cutely from across the room and I gave it consent to pick me up
Oops
Rookie mistake
So? Where is the problem? Is a duck not allowed to pick up and hold a human?
@@blackforest_fairy Bruh
Did you wiggle your tail? 🦆
"....now you can make your dinner"