i have ytvanced and somebody added that as a sponsorblock segment so i know where it is (it is the part that is not karkat vantas blood colour [sorry for referencing homestuck in 2023 to make a shitty joke])
@@ZaHandleevery beat is randomized hell you could have a 19374749/029485944 time signature if you please with this shit it's personal preference lmao 😂😂😂 edit: not doggin on ya joking along side ya, mb for having that come across as an "aCtUaLlY 🤓" statement lol
This is what happens when I don't consciously direct a song in my head. My brain just starts using the sounds to come up with whatever it thinks it should sound like
@@StiltsStilts TL;DR, but it's not the individual notes that are randomized, but beats (which from my understanding are basically chunks of notes) so the chance is probably a bit higher
If you duplicate this window 4 times and put each video to loop, it sounds exactly like what ADHD feels like to me. Update 1: I've been listening to this for 10 minutes and this is strangely calming 🤔 Update 2: I put each video to play at different speeds and it's EVEN BETTER
When the dementia has rotten your brain to the point where memories are horribly disfigured and jumbled together, but you remember the silly radio song that people used to compress for lols
Collapsing the quantum time plate to fix the timeline in order to your lives to go back to normal while constantly simultaneously existing and not existing while removing your memory of this all so you can just have a good day on the beach be like:
@@papis802 I think he means like, the Quantum time plate is designed to have you travel in time through the superposition of atoms, but in doing so, you mess up and merge timelines, and when you collapse it, you become the new superposition, or maybe you become the versions of you that come from the plates messing up of time, which no longer exist, and also the one enjoying their day at the beach
@@gr4n737 like, when you time travel, you actually go into a new timeline, but this makes your consciousness merge with the other yous, so when you have to collapse the other timelines, for whatever reason, your over selfs die with the timeline, which makes most of you not exist anymore
this is what a song sounds like when i have my headphones on my shoulders, just loud enough so that i can hear it. But quiet enough that any little sound i make is louder than the song, putting the song in this weird state of me actually hearing it and my brain filling in the gaps
Now I'm depressed because I imagined glados being corrupted so her brain is just a scrambled mess and this being the last comprehensible thing in her mind like dementia :(
@@papis802 I was there in the first one but she endured more physical damage and not psychological damage since it was an explosion and she didn't have power anymore. In the 2nd game we learn she's just another person trapped in a robot and she seemed fine for the most part. I was more or less thinking along the lines that she tries coding or inserts something like a disk or core that corrupts her data and she'd be unable to get help from Atlas, P-Body, or Chell so she's just stuck going through a tortuous existence of never-ending incoherent noise slowly becoming more staticy looping over and over again as her mind is polluted with nothing.
imagine if the clean version was never released but this one was and people had to piece the clean version together like the worlds most pitiful jigsaw puzzle
Accurately simulates the sound of opening the 10 hour portal radio loop and skipping through the video to find the pushup part
YO TRUE
5:48:19 i think
@@jacobprentice2649 *5:18:59
i have ytvanced and somebody added that as a sponsorblock segment so i know where it is (it is the part that is not karkat vantas blood colour [sorry for referencing homestuck in 2023 to make a shitty joke])
on god bro
When you don't remember the song in front of an audience of 1200 people, but it's okay because you play Jazz.
I sing jazz lol
Lool
Audience gonna be wondering what the hell is the time signature
@@ZaHandleevery beat is randomized hell you could have a 19374749/029485944 time signature if you please with this shit it's personal preference lmao 😂😂😂
edit: not doggin on ya joking along side ya, mb for having that come across as an "aCtUaLlY 🤓" statement lol
Thats why I hate jazz
When the song is stuck in your head but you don’t remember how it goes
true though
@@trashcan6839 brain ram 1 mb
you start repeating it
this is too accurate
This is what happens when I don't consciously direct a song in my head. My brain just starts using the sounds to come up with whatever it thinks it should sound like
This is how it feels waking up five minutes before the alarm
why is this so accurate
why is this actually accurate bruh
This feels like waking up 2 minutes after the phone's alarm goes off and you hear a part that you've never heard of before
I disagree
Can not agree nor disagree, so yes.
Everywhere at the End of Portal
Ways to end portal part 3
lol
the radio forgot how the radio works 💀
It might have a very minor case of serious brain damage.
@@ianprogaming5000 yup
I swear I can still see the radio behind the mess of pixels.
I see a core
@@ForkLefts I see an atom
i literally looked up random mess of pixels generator
Schizophrenia.
i can kinda see the outline
GLADOS accidentally deleted system 32:
liker number 69. nice.
@@robertchapman2174truly a reddit moment
the caroline and system 32 files were right next to eachother
@@cloudy7263 her Caroline partition had the Realtek Audio drivers on it 😔
man i cant wait to listen to this for 19 hours, 35 minutes and 5 seconds
Pushups pushups to time do time
@@ozwilliam4987 roomateting door my on farts
This time it’s a guy throwing up
close enough
i cant wait for you to get a life and a sense of humor
perfect randomized music to fucking break music theory to bits.
This isn’t breaking anything
@@ieatgarbage8771 dude couldnt take a joke ⚰
@@Cfourreal what?
@@ieatgarbage8771 dude couldn't take a joke
@@novarender_ what?
I hate how this is how i found out about the unfiltered portal radio song
:bluemoji_laugh:
@@Captoad👺
:bruh:
This is what it feels like to have your cake and eat it too
that's obviously a lie!
5th dimensional Andy.
@@FranciumBoron the loathsome confections guzzler.
🗣️
yes
How i understand things when someone wakes me up to ask something
true
@Radletorn Suddenly, Pineapples!
Quick! freeze the hamburgers after 9pm or the pizza place will close!@@thomasfrade3727
@@thomasfrade3727 🍍
@@thomasfrade3727Well, you don’t have cancer anymore.
If this video was ten hours long what are the chances the beats play in the correct order for like ten seconds
@@StiltsStilts bro you typed out all that at like 4:00am for me you are truly dedicated to you’re craft
@@StiltsStilts The original song repeats itself so wouldn't it be a little higher of a chance?
@@StiltsStilts TL;DR, but it's not the individual notes that are randomized, but beats (which from my understanding are basically chunks of notes) so the chance is probably a bit higher
@@widmo206 TL;DR = toilet doctor
50%, either it does or it doesn't /s
When people ask me what i’m thinking about, this is the kind of audio my brain plays before I can generate a response.
are you a guitarherostyles fan?
As a musician for 11 years, this is the first song in MANY years I couldn’t predict.
no shit
you aint einstein
@@chopstickingstylus 😐
You need to listen to worse music.
@@garjian0or jazz
this vs the original is like remembering a dream vs how it sounds when you explain it to someone
ur so right omg
0:34-0:43 actually went kinda hard there..
Fr
Bro what 💀
😊 I can see you're an Undertale fan
@@ryanhernandez8324 heh?
@@ryanhernandez8324 *a Friday night funkin fan
what's weird is that there are moments where the randomized beats work to create a really jazzy little itty bitty ditty
1:20 kinda fire though
@@Josuh Agreed. The little lick that happens at 1:26 in particular actually slaps.
Well yeah that’s how jazz works
0:32 why is the sudden silence so funny
chell trying to tune into 85.2 fm:
This “song” sounds like motion sickness feels
How it feels to chew portal radio
0:20-0:23 the modulation is actually kind of rad
actually from like 0:17-0:23 leading into it with the triplet then offbeat thing is sick too
This what you hear in your nightmares after completing the transmission received achievement
This feels like an AI generated song
BOOM, roasted
if this is how it sounds like i wouldnt mind if ai took over the wo
No
glados learned music theory from chatGPT with a very incoherent search
Still a bop tho.
4 big guys and they grab on my thighs blow up my guts like the 4th of july
If you duplicate this window 4 times and put each video to loop, it sounds exactly like what ADHD feels like to me.
Update 1: I've been listening to this for 10 minutes and this is strangely calming 🤔
Update 2: I put each video to play at different speeds and it's EVEN BETTER
i have adhd :)
adhd is attention-deficit hyperactivity disorder.
i have 8 tabs of this open all playing at different speeds. why
not very good, i hear constant horse walking soundss
you liar, it just sounds like my music class with a bunch of trumpets (i've got adhd too)
If you leave this going for long enough you’ll eventually get the full song play perfectly
Something about a monkey and a typewriter
@@quinnlsIt was the blurst of times
When the dementia has rotten your brain to the point where memories are horribly disfigured and jumbled together, but you remember the silly radio song that people used to compress for lols
if the radio started playing like this in game at random, I don't think I would've noticed
definitely one of the songs of all time
definitely one of the comments of all time
The songs of one the time all
definitely a song
definitely
one of of the songs all definitely time
Collapsing the quantum time plate to fix the timeline in order to your lives to go back to normal while constantly simultaneously existing and not existing while removing your memory of this all so you can just have a good day on the beach be like:
konfuse
@@papis802 I think he means like, the Quantum time plate is designed to have you travel in time through the superposition of atoms, but in doing so, you mess up and merge timelines, and when you collapse it, you become the new superposition, or maybe you become the versions of you that come from the plates messing up of time, which no longer exist, and also the one enjoying their day at the beach
@@senireye.5597 Thanks for explaining I'm more confused now
@@gr4n737 like, when you time travel, you actually go into a new timeline, but this makes your consciousness merge with the other yous, so when you have to collapse the other timelines, for whatever reason, your over selfs die with the timeline, which makes most of you not exist anymore
This is horrifying, thanks
This is what forgetting something important sounds like
this is what it feels like to wake up in the middle of night for no reason
Hypothetically, if you ran this forever it could recreate the exact song
When you're trying to remember something but can't quite put your finger on it
Like Clang Invasion??
You know how randomly generated loot can be exciting? Its exactly like how this video feels. Can’t wait to hear the next damn beat
This is what it feels like to wake up at 2:17 in the morning, phone hot as hell, drool everywhere, and your phone on 3 percent
2:17
Kinda reminds me of the feeling of waking up late for work and scrambling to get there
Every Portal Radio is randomly personalized
Everywhere at the end of portal: stage 4 - post awareness confusions
The sound you start to hear after you have spent 3 hours in a test chamber with a radio trying to solve the most simple puzzle in portal.
It sounds pretty good, kinda like a jazz song while absolutely hammered
"911 whats your emergency"
"help my radio aint radio'ing "
Radio Station of Babel
This is how it feels when both friend groups are visiting, and you don’t know how to act
memories of turning up the settings on the infinite jukebox too high
i need this as a program running in the background on my pc
yt-dlp and VLC would like to have a word with you
This is a song with a chaotic good alignment.
Rat man when he stops taking his pills and the boxes start giving him advice
What it feels like to wake up up to someone yelling at you
Sounds like the boss theme of a joke enemy
Me listening to music after the lobotomy:
this is how it feels when u wake up and someone talks to you strait away
this is what a song sounds like when i have my headphones on my shoulders, just loud enough so that i can hear it. But quiet enough that any little sound i make is louder than the song, putting the song in this weird state of me actually hearing it and my brain filling in the gaps
i never listened to the original song, and this sounds very solid. felt like a 100% normal song if not for the little cuts and a few parts
Well what are you waiting for? Just listen to it!
@@yazanyaseen10 never muauahahah
@@buh3746 play portal you birch!
@@buh3746have you heard it yet?
@@CindyHuskyGirl yes, I lost, and my life is ruined
Stage 3 be hitting hard for Portal players
This is what dreams feel like when you have a fever
"GLaDOS! My radio is broken!"
it’s 3 in the morning and i could not be more anxious right now
totally relieved my stress, thank you🥰
Now I'm depressed because I imagined glados being corrupted so her brain is just a scrambled mess and this being the last comprehensible thing in her mind like dementia :(
So you mean u weren’t there when you blew her up???
@@papis802 I was there in the first one but she endured more physical damage and not psychological damage since it was an explosion and she didn't have power anymore. In the 2nd game we learn she's just another person trapped in a robot and she seemed fine for the most part.
I was more or less thinking along the lines that she tries coding or inserts something like a disk or core that corrupts her data and she'd be unable to get help from Atlas, P-Body, or Chell so she's just stuck going through a tortuous existence of never-ending incoherent noise slowly becoming more staticy looping over and over again as her mind is polluted with nothing.
@@Tabsau now u made me sad :(
@@papis802 I'm sorry :(
How it feels listening to the portal music for a solid two hours, then returning back to it 5 minutes later.
This is like trying to remember the song after cranial trauma
that pause at 0:42 REALLY caught me off guard
yea I also added in some pause beats lol
oh ok
0:17 this part sounds good
How it feels like to win a luxury cars or mansion giveaway all while you have no job to pay all the maintenance or taxes for it
When you get seriously injured, but it doesn’t hurt:
0:35 goes hard
This is some shit I’d hear in Mexico
Acquiring a taste for freeform jazz
Jazz nerds bobbing their head at the amazing scales
If _Portal 3_ existed, I could see this being a real track. XD
wuh the huh the what?? the huh?? what?? why uhh what huh? what?? i dont understand?? what why?? where?? huuuuhhh???
This is what it feels like to eat the food that's been left and forgotten in the back of the fridge
WHY IS IT STILL SO GOOD
Portal’s jawbone
I'm have stroke help
Feels like a song I'd hear in a mirrored Mario Kart Course
*pov the radio when you drive in a forest*
my brain while im trying to sleep:
accurate representation of adhd
fact is i have adhd :happy:
This is me trying to do school
Imagine burning this on an old CD for someone to find at a yard sale. They'd loose their mind trying to clean it.
might do
this video scares me and i cannot explain why
This is what it feels like to drink cherry Coke
Kinda how McDonald’s sprite tastes
these uncomfortable silence in the middle of the music
My reasoning on a math test
Why does this slap?
Ahaha, Glados's radio in toilet go brrr)
When you know the actual song, this sounds like a panic attack from over stimualtion
POV: You're playing portal when your blood sugar is too low
Mark my words, this is what AI generated music will sound like
This is just what plays in my head when I get stuck on a puzzle in portal
How it feels waking up from a nap in a cold sweat.
How the radio sounds when the dementia sets in.
I wish you put 6 copies of this and put them in different speeds.
Oh wait I forgot to scramble the the text
Didjdjususjdnfnudisjdncjsioskdjdj8siejdusokeje9soekdj9ekeje
Oops I didn't need to scramble it that much!
banger
imagine if the clean version was never released but this one was and people had to piece the clean version together like the worlds most pitiful jigsaw puzzle
How everything sounds in the morning when you wake up
AI generated music