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  • čas přidán 28. 12. 2022

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  • @lordducko3885
    @lordducko3885 Před rokem +16186

    This man hella underrated

    • @unohoncho7727
      @unohoncho7727 Před rokem

      What the fuck is 'hella' ?

    • @unohoncho7727
      @unohoncho7727 Před rokem

      @@lordducko3885 - spoken like a true child... use real English words you retard 😄

    • @lordducko3885
      @lordducko3885 Před rokem +7

      Swearing to try and sound hard, but with those little bunny teeth, it’s pretty hard 😅

    • @unohoncho7727
      @unohoncho7727 Před rokem +29

      @@lordducko3885 - what are you on about? Are your reciting insults from children's books 📚? ha ha ha ha ha

    • @lordducko3885
      @lordducko3885 Před rokem +1

      Wow what a hard man, I can tell you were born on the streets, keep using those insults, they rlly hit hard you clown. Fucking NPC. Go nibble on a carrot

  • @yourenotthatguypal99
    @yourenotthatguypal99 Před rokem +5928

    "If you remember 46 chapters ago" bro this is way too relatable 😂

    • @blazer215
      @blazer215 Před rokem +11

      420 lol 🍃🚬🌬

    • @Stegibbon
      @Stegibbon Před 10 měsíci +3

      I don't think there's anywhere near 46 chapters in of mice and men though

    • @yourenotthatguypal99
      @yourenotthatguypal99 Před 10 měsíci +5

      @@Stegibbon yeah haha people make jokes though aye

    • @BrexitWasBad
      @BrexitWasBad Před 10 měsíci +1

      @@Stegibbonthere’s only six chapters lol

    • @thehorse5307
      @thehorse5307 Před 9 měsíci +2

      ​@@blazer215Brotha's whole personality is a dry herb

  • @williamsalgado9738
    @williamsalgado9738 Před rokem +1841

    “Jungle, they’re in a jungle” 😂😂😂

  • @surayaakther518
    @surayaakther518 Před 9 měsíci +470

    ”Cold means you have a snotty nose and a *runny arsehole* ” 💀😭

    • @ukishnzer
      @ukishnzer Před 5 dny

      I thought it was a runny nose and a snotty arsehole

  • @dylanthony1
    @dylanthony1 Před rokem +10754

    In school, my English teacher said, “there’s no stupid questions.” And shortly afterwards I asked a question and my teacher said, “well Thats stupid.”

    • @Star_Dropp1
      @Star_Dropp1 Před rokem +85

      What was the question? I gots to know!

    • @anonanonanon601
      @anonanonanon601 Před rokem +228

      my friend once asked my teacher a question. she answered with ”there are no stupid questions… except the stupid ones” and didn’t answer his question

    • @arsenicflask
      @arsenicflask Před rokem +77

      ​@@Star_Dropp1they probably asked to go to the toilet five minutes into class

    • @thefbi3350
      @thefbi3350 Před rokem +19

      Same, my driver's Ed teacher said the same thing and then humiliated me when I did a follow up question to someone elses follow up question

    • @jeejabuaja
      @jeejabuaja Před rokem +8

      it was probably a stupid question then

  • @bunjesus
    @bunjesus Před rokem +6829

    “everyone point at the stupid boy” 😂

  • @nofinishhline
    @nofinishhline Před rokem +209

    “If your remember 46 chapters ago” 😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @halosmith8208
      @halosmith8208 Před 10 měsíci +3

      Lol that brings back memories of my school days 😂

  • @n.harewood3846
    @n.harewood3846 Před rokem +480

    I was in top set english and I can confirm the more outlandish your inference was the happier the teacher was with you even tho everyone in the room knew THAT THE TREE WAS JUST A FUCKING TREE

    • @notcyfhr
      @notcyfhr Před rokem +13

      Lmfao bro it’s so true they just want you to translate that shit as much as possible

    • @faisallewis5902
      @faisallewis5902 Před 11 měsíci +25

      This always annoyed me, the way people dismiss inference you can take from things. Sure, most of them are gonna miss, but if you have a wicked plot you want to write, are you seriously, as the writer, not gonna use foreshadowing and symbolism? Even things like the name of the characters can go from 'my vision had two guys, Lenny and George, and for the others I chose them based on context of 1930 America." to "I chose this name because its latin origins link back to this other character, who are eventually bound to cross paths" for example.
      As far as stories goes, it's about the image the author puts into your imagination.
      The point of "finding inference" is to be able to derive meaning from between the lines and justify it. Like how we never get the name if Curley's Wife being symbolic of the nature of women during the 1930s. The "just a tree" might just be a tree, but it might also represent something relevant to the story (growth, death, nature). Ofc it doesn't always apply, but you can't dismiss it.

    • @youtubearmy_bg8265
      @youtubearmy_bg8265 Před 11 měsíci +15

      ​@@faisallewis5902symbolism is boring as hell even though its the most frequently used
      Wow the chair breaking symbolises his depression or something thats so cool
      Now foreshadowing is the actually good stuff which makes rereading more fun

    • @Sip_Dhit
      @Sip_Dhit Před 10 měsíci +6

      ​@@youtubearmy_bg8265symbolism sucks
      Now symbolism is the good stuff.

    • @Sip_Dhit
      @Sip_Dhit Před 10 měsíci +6

      ​@@faisallewis5902well yea that and
      Why did the author mention why the drapes we're red?
      You don't see it elsewhere so why are we mentioning it here?
      Books aren't like real life the author has full control of the descriptions and can share or leave to imagination as much as they like

  • @vampvhs
    @vampvhs Před rokem +2170

    “she’s got clap”
    *intensely nods in absolute understanding and relatability*

    • @EEEEEEEE
      @EEEEEEEE Před 11 měsíci +3

      E‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎

    • @Donielism
      @Donielism Před 10 měsíci

      Shes got clam i would assume... Clam as in chlamydia

  • @smitesnipezyt9918
    @smitesnipezyt9918 Před rokem +5418

    “Connotations” is so true 😭

    • @jstar_19
      @jstar_19 Před rokem +25

      Always making those alternative interpretations 😭

    • @RotemWasBored
      @RotemWasBored Před rokem +53

      But connotation actually has a meaning though, it’s not just a stupid word used by teachers. It differentiates between positive and negative use of words with similar meaning. For example “Aroma” and “Stench” both mean a distinctive smell, yet one of them is used in a negative connotation and one is used in a positive one.

    • @bob_b9349
      @bob_b9349 Před rokem +6

      @@RotemWasBored in other words, its a stupid word nobody uses other than in English.

    • @RotemWasBored
      @RotemWasBored Před rokem +29

      @@bob_b9349 That matter is subjective. I find the concept riveting. By your logic all literary devices are nugatory and shouldn’t be in use, when I believe there is much to be learned from them. But, to each their own.

    • @bob_b9349
      @bob_b9349 Před rokem +2

      @@RotemWasBored I respect your likings and shit but i really just said that to get some laughter. But my comment has some truth to it since thats what i mainly think about the word “connotations”. But i mean the same can be said with any other subject for example math. Math is in my opinion the most important subject and its also my favorite bc i love solving for x and shit. You can learn alot of shit from every subject but you learn more shit in some subjects than in other subjects.

  • @wallacechan-qi4un
    @wallacechan-qi4un Před rokem +106

    “Everyone point at the stupid boy” hit me hard 😂💀

  • @ob1kenobjunior208
    @ob1kenobjunior208 Před 10 měsíci +65

    *"Stupid.... Stupid mfr right there."* 😫😭😭

    • @angelguy72
      @angelguy72 Před 6 měsíci +2

      That was the best line of this one lol

    • @ob1kenobjunior208
      @ob1kenobjunior208 Před 6 měsíci

      @@angelguy72 lol teacher petty asf! 🤣

  • @ImWithMe
    @ImWithMe Před rokem +343

    “Monkeys love green” 😭

  • @redyr4744
    @redyr4744 Před rokem +608

    This guys fucking brilliant

  • @dinosaurkarma9460
    @dinosaurkarma9460 Před 11 měsíci +25

    The random student agreeing with the teacher pulling shit out his ass has me dead😂😂😂💀💀💀 Its scarily accurate😭

  • @Lost_soul7778
    @Lost_soul7778 Před rokem +39

    She got clap killed me 😂

  • @clouded2
    @clouded2 Před rokem +2764

    In school, my English teacher banned us using the word 'shows' in essays. We had to use implies, juxtaposes and so on. Good times 😂

    • @vilebeggar622
      @vilebeggar622 Před rokem +59

      That reminds me that out English teacher used to ban the words Due to lol

    • @snule349
      @snule349 Před rokem +79

      Bro juxtaposes doesn't mean show

    • @loyaleling
      @loyaleling Před rokem +37

      We weren’t allowed to use the fucking word “I”

    • @clouded2
      @clouded2 Před rokem +25

      @@snule349 I know, that's what makes it even stupider 😂

    • @cameron_j40
      @cameron_j40 Před rokem +9

      ​@@clouded2 YOU USED I 🤓

  • @HunterAZR
    @HunterAZR Před rokem +152

    Absolutely love your content, dont stop cus it is all hilarious and makes my day better

    • @andrebradders
      @andrebradders Před rokem +1

      100% agree, I have covid atm and some skits are not worth the time and are so cringe but I actually look forward to his and make me chuckle until I start coughing to death 🥴👍

    • @stephenconnolly5904
      @stephenconnolly5904 Před rokem

      ​@andrebradders his are the worst though, by far

  • @YouTubeRandomShorts78
    @YouTubeRandomShorts78 Před 9 měsíci +15

    “Runny Arshole” got me 😅

  • @Judah677
    @Judah677 Před rokem +33

    That one guy who nods his head but has no idea whats going on😭

  • @Ginge_Matt
    @Ginge_Matt Před rokem +883

    Teachers: green suggests the AUTHER was ill
    The auther: the dress was green because that's my favourite colour

    • @Arhamjowhar11
      @Arhamjowhar11 Před rokem +90

      Author🤓

    • @MaximusChivus
      @MaximusChivus Před rokem +13

      ​@@Arhamjowhar11 Shut

    • @1cool
      @1cool Před rokem +5

      Auther

    • @HoseTheBeast
      @HoseTheBeast Před rokem +4

      Auther

    • @juckya9660
      @juckya9660 Před rokem +16

      Writer here, actually we spend months obsessing over every minute detail cuz we spend months trying to figure to write a single page

  • @tobyazoor7059
    @tobyazoor7059 Před rokem +105

    “everyone point at the stupid boy” 😂😂

  • @LocksVid
    @LocksVid Před 11 měsíci +8

    That kid who says the most random shit and the teacher agrees with is spot on😂

  • @Gotit2023
    @Gotit2023 Před 10 měsíci +6

    As an english literature teacher. I can confirm this is how we sound like to some students 😂😂

  • @madman10340
    @madman10340 Před rokem +77

    I thought it was talking about the Dance of Dragons when the queen shows up in a greens dress to show her support for her house and her heirs.

    • @xanderking3886
      @xanderking3886 Před rokem +2

      Of mice and men gives me PSTD attacks bruh

    • @HHH19373
      @HHH19373 Před rokem

      ​@@xanderking3886 The Red dress gives us the connotation of danger. It haunts me.

  • @prod.jsepii
    @prod.jsepii Před rokem +233

    English teachers always get away with saying the maddest shit cause it's in "a book" 💀

    • @notcyfhr
      @notcyfhr Před rokem +5

      Bro my teachers said the n word if it was applicable to the story

    • @FriendlyNeighbourhoodSpidey
      @FriendlyNeighbourhoodSpidey Před rokem +14

      ​@@notcyfhr i see no probldm with that

    • @andrewbailey7045
      @andrewbailey7045 Před 11 měsíci

      ​@@notcyfhrAs well they should. What's your fucking issue?

    • @notcyfhr
      @notcyfhr Před 11 měsíci

      @@SYIcc- there isn’t really a problem with it but it’s just shocking to hear your own teacher say the hard r

  • @RealJoshThunder
    @RealJoshThunder Před 7 měsíci +3

    Even though this it brings me so much ptsd I still absolutely love this guy's videos

  • @Hi-Fitxt
    @Hi-Fitxt Před rokem +5

    Me as an English teacher reading an inspector calls with the class:" she's got clap..."

  • @DoktrDub
    @DoktrDub Před rokem +77

    This is half of the English teachers pretending to be intellectuals of literature 😂

  • @d2rk-ra1d3r
    @d2rk-ra1d3r Před rokem +8

    My English teacher said boats floating is scary

  • @ohareair552
    @ohareair552 Před rokem +126

    Think you’ll find it’s a red dress, which implies that curleys wife is a danger to Lenny, although the ostrich feathers contrast this by depicting her as being stuck on the ranch, since ostriches are flightless birds

    • @theonlycolet
      @theonlycolet Před rokem +7

      So underrated I heard pretty much the same thing a year ago

    • @thecoedpoethbassist4605
      @thecoedpoethbassist4605 Před rokem

      I thought the red dress implied seduction and romance since she wanted that big lenny d

    • @Aidenkong523
      @Aidenkong523 Před rokem +15

      I think you'll find the red references the ketchup Lenny wanted for dinner, showing that he wants to eat curleys wife

    • @ummerfarooq5383
      @ummerfarooq5383 Před rokem

      Her dress (skin) gone gangrene now...

    • @Sip_Dhit
      @Sip_Dhit Před 10 měsíci +1

      The dress stands out if it wasn't mentioned we'd just assume a simple or plain dress. But the author goes out of their way to write these details.
      Books aren't like real life the author has full descriptive control of the setting and if they go out of their way, there's a reason for it.

  • @JesusIsLord2478
    @JesusIsLord2478 Před rokem +24

    English teacher here 🤣 was expecting you to say connotation in jealousy/envy.
    I accept your alternative analysis 🤣

  • @MrMozzers
    @MrMozzers Před rokem +6

    Yeah I'm convinced to this day that the English teachers just came up with the most outlandish bullshit in the staffroom, just to see how much they could get away with

  • @AABMT
    @AABMT Před 9 měsíci +3

    As an English teacher who was JUST teaching connotation- I AM WEEEEAK 😭😭😭😭

  • @drromantor2475
    @drromantor2475 Před rokem +21

    Your fucking halirous mate, love the content 🎉!!

  • @zachbeaz2834
    @zachbeaz2834 Před rokem +10

    What I heard while In between awake and passing out during class on a Monday.

  • @hasinayakob6284
    @hasinayakob6284 Před rokem +3

    Other students finding maths and physics hard but THIS IS WHAT I StrUGgLeD with!!!
    I want to cry it all never made any sense 😭

  • @Dunco64
    @Dunco64 Před 10 měsíci +1

    okay you got me at the end

  • @Mr.Man2214
    @Mr.Man2214 Před rokem +28

    I weirdly want to read this book now.

  • @indigo.indigo
    @indigo.indigo Před rokem +9

    The Great Gatsby in a nutshell

  • @rj_levels3753
    @rj_levels3753 Před 9 měsíci +2

    His friend over there like “ I think I’m getting the hang of this” 😂

  • @ii-_stink_-ii7515
    @ii-_stink_-ii7515 Před rokem +2

    😂😂😂 I love this guy so much. His uk bouncers one’s are bang on

  • @forggg
    @forggg Před 11 měsíci +4

    this is literally perfect

  • @theonetruegreg1050
    @theonetruegreg1050 Před rokem +6

    Spot on, I always wondered whether was any truth in that kind of talk 😅🤣

  • @danielplainview1
    @danielplainview1 Před 11 měsíci +1

    Every single moment of this video is pure gold. Possibly the funniest thing is the reactions on the student’s face. This guy is a genius.

  • @alvarosalinasjr.2420
    @alvarosalinasjr.2420 Před 8 měsíci +2

    The way he calls him “stupid mothafucka” 😂😂😂

  • @rdubxfifa4573
    @rdubxfifa4573 Před 11 měsíci +2

    Holy shit this video never gets old 😂

  • @Antacid420
    @Antacid420 Před 15 dny

    That caught me out
    I laughed milk through my nose 😂
    This bloke is funny as fuck like. He's a bloody mint actor as well.

  • @mightymouse5029
    @mightymouse5029 Před rokem +5

    All makes sense to me 🤣

  • @yasmina3814
    @yasmina3814 Před 9 měsíci +3

    I am an English teacher and this is so funny.😂😂

  • @Lightertheif01
    @Lightertheif01 Před rokem +1

    😂😂😂 these are absolutely unreal! British humour…can’t beat it.

  • @ItzWolves_
    @ItzWolves_ Před 8 měsíci +2

    i spent 3 months on Of Mice and Men this shit relatable asf

  • @BroItsVice
    @BroItsVice Před 10 měsíci +3

    basically English is make up some shit that someone relates to the topic but doesn’t at all make sense dude is golden

  • @pandamilkshake
    @pandamilkshake Před rokem +12

    As an English teacher, we mostly pull these classes out of our asses when we haven't prepared anything for that day's lesson 😂

  • @maceybeddall2478
    @maceybeddall2478 Před 10 měsíci +1

    My English teacher actually does but as a joke, he's the best

  • @ghostofgarygygax8681
    @ghostofgarygygax8681 Před 10 měsíci +1

    Sometimes the curtains are just f*****g blue.

  • @rah3253
    @rah3253 Před rokem +7

    why is this low key my English teacher

  • @cppguardian4113
    @cppguardian4113 Před 11 měsíci +8

    Green dress just triggered a core memory from the Great Gatsby from English class. You really never forget the pain of trying to remember all that stuff.
    I got a C+ that year…

  • @b1tfl1p
    @b1tfl1p Před 11 měsíci +2

    Not a single english teacher in existence I didn't wanna dropkick. Now that I get to read books on my own tho, I can stop worrying about the connotations of random shit and get to what's actually going on in the story

    • @holonaut
      @holonaut Před 8 měsíci

      Wait until you start writing one

    • @holonaut
      @holonaut Před 8 měsíci

      Wait until you start writing one

  • @benprint7615
    @benprint7615 Před 8 měsíci +1

    Don’t forget the “there are no wrong answers” followed by them telling you your answers wrong.

  • @MGD_T15
    @MGD_T15 Před rokem +3

    We doing of mice and men now so I 100% relate we read 3 pages in 2 weeks bc after every sentence there is 4 worksheets to complete 💀

  • @nffctrickett
    @nffctrickett Před rokem +8

    What a fucking legend 😂😂 99% of the stuff on CZcams shorts rots my brain but this is definitely that 1%!!

  • @Prezno_18
    @Prezno_18 Před 9 měsíci +1

    THIS GUY IS MAD
    HE HAD ME LAUGHING

  • @solarpaneI
    @solarpaneI Před 10 měsíci +2

    i love the english teacher ones cause man my freshman english teacher was so completely insufferable😪😪 needed someone to call these ppl out lmao

  • @ShOrty2911
    @ShOrty2911 Před 7 měsíci +1

    This pommy bastard is fucking hilarious! Keep up the good work.

  • @bunjesus
    @bunjesus Před rokem +5

    So accurate

  • @MrGalaxyY1
    @MrGalaxyY1 Před rokem +2

    why the fuck didn't i have this guy as a teacher? I would've learnt a lot

  • @fazzah777
    @fazzah777 Před 11 měsíci +1

    Dude your voice is great, keep them vids coming!

  • @skirchmerch6997
    @skirchmerch6997 Před rokem +1

    Best content I’ve seen in years

  • @Swizzy_K
    @Swizzy_K Před rokem +5

    i got asked about this today in a poem about war and jews and i said could green have connotations to the gas that killed the jews

  • @sebastiansampson8240
    @sebastiansampson8240 Před rokem +6

    First

  • @Hydrogn_
    @Hydrogn_ Před rokem +1

    This is just absolutely perfect

  • @hafffie76
    @hafffie76 Před 11 měsíci

    stuff just isnt funny these days until i watch your videos. thanks for genuinely making me laugh :)

  • @isaac73795
    @isaac73795 Před rokem +6

    “Connotations”💀💀💀

  • @kosviik9584
    @kosviik9584 Před 10 měsíci +3

    Can't even remember who was it, but one time someone did this whole "well it means it was blue" debate on twatter, and she was burned at the stakes online until they were reminded that she was the author of that particular piece of literature.

  • @DominickDamiano
    @DominickDamiano Před 10 měsíci +1

    “That’s.. exactly what that means”💀

  • @MovieBits102
    @MovieBits102 Před 9 měsíci +2

    And remember there is no wrong answers.

  • @noodleyone2533
    @noodleyone2533 Před rokem +7

    Literally true they’re always jerks

  • @redlinerichard77
    @redlinerichard77 Před rokem +4

    English classes ruined this book for me.

  • @TriggerHappyASMR
    @TriggerHappyASMR Před rokem

    It really be like that, and media studies took this to the next level

  • @vex_music_official
    @vex_music_official Před rokem +1

    why do his videos feel like a fever dream xD

  • @clivebrampton6057
    @clivebrampton6057 Před rokem +3

    This is so true 😂 English was allways wafty bollocks like this!! ♥️🙏👍🏼

  • @dylantd9189
    @dylantd9189 Před rokem +6

    Alot of authors DO use say the colour green in the same story as symbolism. It can mean envy, money, greed etc. Nowadays it's not used as much but in older books it was a literary device.

  • @Zazastinker5555
    @Zazastinker5555 Před rokem +2

    I can’t tell if this was based off of mice and men I’m so cofnused why are you so underrated

  • @alfiemillersharp
    @alfiemillersharp Před rokem +1

    This makes me realise how good my English teacher was...

  • @yutyrannus5496
    @yutyrannus5496 Před rokem +5

    BRO OUR TEACHER ANALYSED ANYTHING WE FUCKING COULD IN OF MICE AND MEN 💀💀💀

  • @En1ow
    @En1ow Před rokem +3

    "everyone point at the stupid boy"
    🫵

  • @giganormousballs8201
    @giganormousballs8201 Před rokem +12

    why is this kind of true?

    • @ummerfarooq5383
      @ummerfarooq5383 Před rokem

      Because: czcams.com/users/shortsVhScM2eDlis?feature=share

  • @bartgertsen6181
    @bartgertsen6181 Před 10 měsíci

    Honestly our teacher was appreciative of anyone who said anything in our classes

  • @velentr
    @velentr Před rokem +3

    Yup -English "Teachers" ought to automatically get a NBA deal due to their inhuman reach ability.

  • @rorymorrissey4970
    @rorymorrissey4970 Před 11 měsíci +9

    "The curtains were blue"
    What your teacher thinks: "The curtains represent his immense depression and his lack of will to carry on."
    What the author meant: "The curtains were fucking blue"

  • @KeaganNicolls
    @KeaganNicolls Před rokem +2

    "That's exactly what it means",😂

  • @SquarelMLG
    @SquarelMLG Před rokem +1

    This video has me cry laughing xDDDD

  • @TheChrisLeone
    @TheChrisLeone Před rokem +3

    This is why I hated English class when I got further into school, they were definitely getting all these ideas about colors and other symbols that weren't there. Sometimes they have significance, but often they don't

  • @Brynwyn123
    @Brynwyn123 Před 10 měsíci +5

    This shit has ruined media literacy (and literacy in general) for a whole generation. AUTHORS DO THIS ON PURPOSE! THE TEACHERS ARE TEACHING YOU CRITICAL REASONING SKILLS!

  • @mrbengerman8681
    @mrbengerman8681 Před rokem +3

    You have became my favorite content creator

  • @justinwilson3922
    @justinwilson3922 Před 11 měsíci

    Oh no hahaha this is one of the funniest vids I’ve seen in the last 3hours and 37mins of the day 😂

  • @tdj4bi
    @tdj4bi Před rokem

    I swear your the funniest guy out there rn love you cole

  • @wolfpackcooking555
    @wolfpackcooking555 Před 7 měsíci +1

    I remember doing this book in english, its called Of Mice and Men n itnis genujnely one of the smartest novels Ive read, great n relatable video aswell bro😂😂

  • @jesuschristcunt8469
    @jesuschristcunt8469 Před rokem +4

    Im so glad im not at school anymore