Eccentronic: Vote For Us (Election 2015, Music Comedy)

Confused by who to vote for on the May 7th General Election?
Disenfranchised by the parties that let you down before, or have let themselves, or their trousers down?
Then vote for us! Eccentronic know best.
Now featuring! All the hit policies from your favourites - let's party!
Whoever you vote for on May 7th - USE YOUR VOTE!
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Video credits:
Thanks to John Fisher, Jenny Cobb, Helen Al-Najjar, Nick Aston, Alan Mason.
Additional vocal: Louise Jones, Lucy Jones
LYRICS
Vote for us we are the best
Britain's Got Ballots contest
Right to buy, reform the Lords
With empty coffers, empty words
No badger cull, start high speed rail
Keep licence dodgers out of jail
Raise minimum wage, cap uni fees
We know about crime, look at our MPs
Privatise the NHS
Promise more, deliver less
Wasting trillions of your cash
But hey - we'll let you smoke your hash
We're not like them, we're really cool
Millionaires from public school
Thieves and gangsters, hear us beg
Saints and sinners and Nick Clegg
More jobs, more wages, more more more
Criminals who make the law
Tighten green belts, close the borders
Toughening the law and order
Cut the copyright of this song
Convince you we know right from wrong
No chance of kinky sex today
Six hundred fifty shades of grey
There is wealth in Britain's soil
Frack under your home for oil
Welfare cuts, environment
In power 'til every penny's spent
Britain's problems, who's to blame?
Immigrants, they're all the same
Non-doms, more subs and mansion tax
"You can prove anything with facts"
Forgot our promises before
This time we'll fund dementia's cure
Austerity means public cuts
As yet another library shuts
Whole towns are empty, let's build more
Rent them out to urban poor
Talking Boris, talk Ed Balls
Robbing Peter to pay Paul
Don't vote for them, the sky will fall
Vote for us or not at all
Confused? Betrayed? Who can you trust?
Trust the system
Vote for us
Copyright Eccentronic, 2015

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