The Hitman Movie is Truly Terrible

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  • čas přidán 16. 06. 2024
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Komentáře • 663

  • @RealMeefa
    @RealMeefa Před 2 lety +2760

    “He’s wearing a shiny suit and talking loud, there’s no way they’re hiding”
    -proceeds to shoot the ground 9 times dressed as a clown to draw attention away-

    • @Zyntho
      @Zyntho Před 2 lety +189

      all while standing on top of a muffin

    • @VileCAESARB
      @VileCAESARB Před 2 lety +44

      Least it has a suppressor!!

    • @jsaviourss8049
      @jsaviourss8049 Před rokem +4

      @@VileCAESARB which does almost nothing cause suppressors don't supress a gunshot fully

    • @WlatPziupp
      @WlatPziupp Před rokem +1

      @@jsaviourss8049 With subsonic ammo it's shockingly quiet

    • @EEEEEEEE
      @EEEEEEEE Před rokem

      ‎‎‎‎‎E

  • @Dclove234
    @Dclove234 Před 2 lety +3472

    This movie would have been better if Agent 47 had been in a clown suit the whole time

    • @TheProstum
      @TheProstum Před 2 lety +142

      and he did paris over and over again

    • @expired2367
      @expired2367 Před 2 lety +8

      @@TheProstum lmaoooooo

    • @jamestherockwilson3931
      @jamestherockwilson3931 Před 2 lety +12

      Would have made it somewhat canon

    • @Sebbir
      @Sebbir Před 2 lety +9

      I have heard Paris is nice this time of year

    • @kizuato2073
      @kizuato2073 Před 2 lety +3

      @@TheProstum I was hoping there'd be a Paris reference in the film

  • @jordanakahi
    @jordanakahi Před 2 lety +1742

    The most disappointing part about the whole movie is he never even stands on a muffin to get the shot

  • @joebangles9951
    @joebangles9951 Před 2 lety +2428

    The start to the iconic matrix scene and then a jump cut to him in cuffs is unironically funny though

    • @nommerz5465
      @nommerz5465 Před 2 lety +132

      Funny, but certainly not appropriate for a hitman movie

    • @KleioChronicles
      @KleioChronicles Před 2 lety +83

      @@nommerz5465 47 has his dark humour though… so it could? I think I’d prefer him escorting a prospective homeowner around a house while commenting on the suitability of each room for killing while it just cuts to the target looking confused. Also we need banter with Diana. And of course we need a clown outfit scene. And we need Sean Bean as one of the bad guys.

    • @jchrizzy6995
      @jchrizzy6995 Před 2 lety +18

      Funny if he was deadpool

    • @Ollay245
      @Ollay245 Před 2 lety +22

      @@nommerz5465 the people that wrote and produced this can't have played any of the games, feels like they just looked at the game covers and made a movie outta that

    • @ashb7
      @ashb7 Před rokem +9

      @@KleioChronicles But this isn't dark humour, it's a reference to a completely unrelated property, cause Matrix has nothing to do with stealth/assassination. And it's not just a throwaway joke played for laughs, it's a literal plot point. In the games, even when they do silly stuff, they don't show 47 as an incompetent buffoon who figures walking in and getting scanned with a sniper in his coat is the best way to infiltrate an embassy, and can't possibly know they'll place his rifle on the interrogation table, fully loaded, aimed at him. Holy hell that sounds even stupider written down.
      His hints to the targets in Whittleton Creek, Mumbai, etc. are cheesy, but they're just self-aware in-jokes. Stuff like the clown outfit, reality-bending suitcase, anything related to AI, are all either side effects or funny consequences of Hitman being a videogame, and wouldn't work in any other medium unless used as an easter egg.
      But that doesn't mean humor in a Hitman movie CAN'T work, some of the best action movies in history do have jokes in them lol. The critical distinction is that the Hitman movie had dogshit writing.

  • @bloodren0374
    @bloodren0374 Před 2 lety +1158

    They could've made a 30-minute reenactment of an actual Hitman level and made a better film.

    • @TG-mw4cp
      @TG-mw4cp Před 2 lety +89

      Actually that sounds kinda sick. I’d watch that in a heartbeat ong

    • @Zalied
      @Zalied Před 2 lety +22

      Even do a hit-and-run vs hitman thing so you can have 2 people going through the level in different routes

    • @rexrupe3747
      @rexrupe3747 Před 2 lety +74

      I would love a hitman movie from guards pov and the audience is trying to figure out which guard walking around in the background is agent 47.

    • @Zalied
      @Zalied Před 2 lety +44

      @@rexrupe3747 watching the target try to survive then dies at the end and you can rewatch to see all the clues leading up to finding out who was 47

    • @normalguy3373
      @normalguy3373 Před 2 lety +9

      @@Zalied That sounds cool

  • @DudeManGuy
    @DudeManGuy Před 2 lety +582

    Crazy how companies will make deals with game companies to make movies based on their IPs and then not hire a single person who's actually played the game

    • @Zalied
      @Zalied Před 2 lety +39

      Many times the people making the movie don't care. You can give them any advise you want. They still will change it.

    • @cycy8699
      @cycy8699 Před 2 lety +1

      whats an IP

    • @Zalied
      @Zalied Před 2 lety +17

      @@cycy8699 intellectual property

    • @hickorywallingford6899
      @hickorywallingford6899 Před rokem +38

      @@cycy8699 intergalactic penguin

    • @cycy8699
      @cycy8699 Před rokem +5

      @@hickorywallingford6899 thanks

  • @ceruleanchloe
    @ceruleanchloe Před 2 lety +589

    This is just "Generic Action Movie" with a bad 47 cosplayer as the main character

    • @damenbaxter8890
      @damenbaxter8890 Před 2 lety +18

      @LeopardX hahaha hell ya dude that was funny I think that was the best joke I’ve seen down here yet for real I’m laughing so hard rn 🤣

    • @thestanley2692
      @thestanley2692 Před 2 lety +8

      @@damenbaxter8890 yeah dude fr 🤣 this guy would make an excellent comedian

    • @raulgalvez176
      @raulgalvez176 Před 2 lety

      @LeopardX nice bait

    • @ashb7
      @ashb7 Před rokem +3

      It's a cheap, horrifically written piece of trash as an action movie. As a Hitman movie, it's a goddamn war crime.

  • @ALtheBoi
    @ALtheBoi Před 2 lety +269

    I think the best way to make a Hitman movie work is to not make 47 the focus, at least for the first half.
    Make it a thriller from the target(s)’s POV, make 47 blend in the background in a way that you’d catch him in a second viewing.

    • @cornblaster7003
      @cornblaster7003 Před rokem +16

      that's exactly how the newer games are built, 47 has his own character sure, but he works better as a kinda observer to the story most of the time, then again this was pre hitman reboot and 47 was more the focus of the older game's plot so makes sense ig

  • @Winter-ut3bb
    @Winter-ut3bb Před 2 lety +629

    Big A finnaly getting into the lucrative movie recap genre that's blown up recently

  • @atrioc
    @atrioc  Před 2 lety +232

    WATCHING THE TIMOTHY OLYPHANT (2007) VERSION SOON ON STREAM STAY TUNED TO THE DISCORD FOR DATE/TIME.

    • @nife2682
      @nife2682 Před 2 lety +2

      H̴̡̡̡̼͓̣̼̟̬̻͕̩̫͍̰̳̝̘̳̳̤͇͇̯̟̘͇̹̖̘̞̤̹̹̺̩̰̖̩̬͖̤̒̄̀̆́̎͋̈͌͐̓́̒͐̑͑͆͆̽͗̓́͜͠ͅe̷̠̱̲̬͖̱͙̟̩͉̬̼̥̦̥͎̣̳̞̅͂̋̿̌̔̒͒̇̈́̈́̄͒̈͑̇̿͊̉̾̑͛̑̎̈́̀̚͘͘̚͜͝͝͝l̴̨̡̝͈̪͉̞̘̞̰͕̃͗̀̊̓̐̃̽́̀͊̀̊̀̈́͑̅͗̓̾͊̔͑͆̑̎͌̚̕͘̚̚͝p̷̢̨̗͕͕̫͉̭̦͎̙̻̣͉̠̖̼̟̗̞̖̔͊̽̓́́̈̅́͂͒̔̆̕͝ͅͅ

    • @watermelons79
      @watermelons79 Před 2 lety

      WOO

    • @hutsonsmith9410
      @hutsonsmith9410 Před 2 lety +2

      @Atrioc I love your videos, I'm going into marketing because of you

    • @jinxin6854
      @jinxin6854 Před 2 lety +33

      >Gets unbanned
      >Immediately watches copyrighted movie on stream
      The Sigma Grindset

    • @zinzy7851
      @zinzy7851 Před 2 lety

      pin

  • @ionian525
    @ionian525 Před 2 lety +412

    They should've had the actor perform like he's a Terminator. Terminator 2's villain mastered that cold heartless mannerism despite not being the most physically intimidating person.
    47 should've been much closer to that to actually feel like a real threat here.

    • @ionian525
      @ionian525 Před 2 lety +63

      Although they should've recast him anyways because this actor has 0 fucking presence in every scene he's in.

    • @tridonstrident6785
      @tridonstrident6785 Před 2 lety +23

      @@ionian525 He was really good in the Mandalorian but he does not fucking work as Agent 47 at all.
      Edit: They’re not the same actor, which confuses me because he’s listed as being in the movie yet he’s nowhere to be found.

    • @valeribajer1618
      @valeribajer1618 Před 2 lety +11

      @@ionian525 he's pretty good in homeland. I think the writing was just so bad no one could save it.

    • @calvin8775
      @calvin8775 Před 2 lety +3

      @@tridonstrident6785 he’s in the other Hitman movie

    • @tridonstrident6785
      @tridonstrident6785 Před 2 lety +2

      @@calvin8775 yeah I didn’t realize they made two

  • @Superzombieboy
    @Superzombieboy Před 2 lety +400

    When is Hitman 2021 staring "Atrioc Glizzy Hands Hitman Sigma Male God Gamer Ewing" coming out?

  • @Oceanatornowk
    @Oceanatornowk Před 2 lety +377

    Would’ve been much better if twitch chat directed it

    • @sbsftw4232
      @sbsftw4232 Před 2 lety +16

      This is what a better movie would look like if directed by chat lmao

    • @OnlyKoolaid
      @OnlyKoolaid Před 2 lety

      Directed by: Twitch fish plays pokemon

  • @GumbleGob
    @GumbleGob Před 2 lety +75

    They need to cast the voice actor, David Bateson. He literally looks the part as well as being the iconic voice. And get rid of the god awful writers and stupid CGI. A Hitman movie should be slower and more methodical, these are the qualities that make the character so interesting. No assassinations? no disguises? They have no idea what this franchise is even about.

    • @Lucaz99
      @Lucaz99 Před rokem +5

      Movie producers are out of touch. So they still hating on video games like it’s the 90’s and only kids played on their Atari’s and Nintendo consoles.

    • @KyleDevy
      @KyleDevy Před rokem +4

      I think the voice actor is getting a little too old

  • @bleepy013
    @bleepy013 Před 2 lety +58

    This is what happens when writers only watch Hitman: Absolution trailers for research.

    • @PhantomTissue
      @PhantomTissue Před rokem +2

      Bold of you to assume they even watched any of the games.

  • @outlaws2596
    @outlaws2596 Před 2 lety +153

    Big A: *saying he no longer wants to post Hitman content on his channel anymore*
    Also Big A: *posts two Hitman related videos in the past week*

  • @SumChap1
    @SumChap1 Před 2 lety +18

    If the producer actually played the game it would go like this:
    "Agent 47, for this mission you need to dress like a clown, put a muffin on a briefcase and throw a rubber duck over there"
    47: "Understood".

  • @kgregorius8550
    @kgregorius8550 Před 2 lety +34

    Zachary Kinto: Look at him! Look at the way he moves!
    Hitman: walks like a normal person.

    • @ashb7
      @ashb7 Před rokem +3

      Nah he was clearly walking with the exaggerated swagger of a nearly-bald assassin in a cheap suit

  • @satanicgrasshopper8048
    @satanicgrasshopper8048 Před 2 lety +29

    atrioc fully complaining that agent 47 is too recognizable and loud in the warehouse, but he strolls into restricted areas with a clown suit

    • @jacobnorris8256
      @jacobnorris8256 Před měsícem

      Except if they're going to make him recognizable then they might as well put him in a clown suit. You either make it a thriller movie about an incredibly deadly assassin, or a dark comedy about a crazed murderer who thinks he's a hitman dressing up in funny costumes and throwing homing briefcases at people. This is neither.

  • @Franic19
    @Franic19 Před 2 lety +9

    things this movie should've had:
    - Clown suit
    - Muffins
    - Paris
    Also this movie should've been better if it was a 35 minute speedrun.

  • @AlphaSteam2
    @AlphaSteam2 Před 2 lety +164

    Fun fact: This movie was made to avoid taxes. The country in which was made has a program that reduces taxes when doing projects like these on it.

    • @VileCAESARB
      @VileCAESARB Před 2 lety +1

      Which country is that please?

    • @davidbilgic4553
      @davidbilgic4553 Před 2 lety +39

      @@VileCAESARB Germany, that's why the first part played in Berlin

    • @dustgun3861
      @dustgun3861 Před rokem +20

      The Uwe Boll tactic.

    • @Lucaz99
      @Lucaz99 Před rokem

      @@dustgun3861 that’s what I thought when I read OP’s comment. Damn, I haven’t heard that name in a good while.

    • @primary2630
      @primary2630 Před rokem

      @@dustgun3861 LMAO that's the same thing I thought

  • @breakingaustin
    @breakingaustin Před 2 lety +32

    Atrioc you should do a Hitman race with Linkus but you have to get a specific mission score for each location.. so like 110 for Paris, 170 for Colorado that kinda thing.. that way you'd have to work out what you can and can't do to make sure you get the right score

  • @jonas1015119
    @jonas1015119 Před 2 lety +121

    The 2007 version is one of my guilty pleasures. This one is just terrible.

    • @dragonflies2785
      @dragonflies2785 Před 2 lety +25

      I was really excited cause that's what I thought he was watching. It was kind of a rude awakening when I saw the suit :/

    • @HumaneNewt
      @HumaneNewt Před 2 lety +1

      Is this hitman:agent 47 movie?

    • @chasetullos5894
      @chasetullos5894 Před 2 lety +2

      Right there with ya. I watch the 07 version a couple times a year lol

    • @VileCAESARB
      @VileCAESARB Před 2 lety +1

      First time watching it (and only in 2007 at cinema). It had me til he jumps in the river from 20 plus feet with no shoes or socks on 10 mins in, trash confirmed haha.

    • @June4Marcus
      @June4Marcus Před 2 lety

      @@VileCAESARB lol true but the rest of the movie was still preetty good

  • @hans-christian712
    @hans-christian712 Před 2 lety +92

    What makes it even more hilarious is, that the executive producer in the movie was Vin Diesel.

  • @obsessivelyobsessed5263
    @obsessivelyobsessed5263 Před 2 lety +9

    I think the worst part of these hitman movies is that the story plays out like someone doing a bad run and gun playthrough of hitman. use disguises! USE POISON! don't just stare your target in the eyes once they've caught onto you and walk slowly at them!

  • @nmbrox123
    @nmbrox123 Před 2 lety +10

    Zachary Quinto does not have this listed as an actor on imdb, pro move

  • @vsauce1313
    @vsauce1313 Před 2 lety +7

    I feel like nobody in Hollywood knows the definition of "syndicate"so they just throw it in any secret org name and hope nobody in the audience thinks about it too hard.

  • @Liza.Wharton
    @Liza.Wharton Před 2 lety +18

    genuinely curious how they let this script/story be made into a movie

  • @Raffeldy
    @Raffeldy Před 2 lety +8

    6:40 Kicking the table in an interrogation room and it is not bolted down. A mistake that, in reality, probably nobody made in the last 100 years. lol

  • @SewerTapes
    @SewerTapes Před 2 lety +71

    "What's the budget of this movie?"
    Nearly FIVE TIMES the budget of The Raid ONE AND TWO COMBINED.

    • @nickdaiz1111
      @nickdaiz1111 Před 2 lety +12

      Bro... the raid is sooo much better than this absolute monstrosity lol

    • @SewerTapes
      @SewerTapes Před 2 lety +4

      @@nickdaiz1111
      I'm not looking forward to the American remake of The Raid at all.

    • @nickdaiz1111
      @nickdaiz1111 Před 2 lety +2

      @Sewer Tapes
      Yeah me neither, american versions of foreign movies usually suck and tbh american fighting movies are very mid

    • @SewerTapes
      @SewerTapes Před 2 lety +1

      @@nickdaiz1111
      I think it's because most of our American action stars are just actors, without a solid martial arts background. Don't get me wrong, I have crazy amounts of respect for guys like Keanu Reeves who train heavily for action roles, but it isn't the same.

    • @nickdaiz1111
      @nickdaiz1111 Před 2 lety +1

      @@SewerTapes yeah thats definitely a part of it but i think a huge chunk is very poor choreography and specifically bad jump cuts that destroy the momentum of the fights. If you pay attention to the fights in the raid, a lot of them are long continuous shots

  • @JohnFWitt
    @JohnFWitt Před rokem +3

    That triple shot combo of stolen ideas though. We got the Matrix pat-down scene INTO the Dark Knight Joker gets caught on purpose scene INTO the verbatim dialogue from Watchmen “I’m not locked in here with you, you’re locked in here with me”… truly incredibly bad

  • @shaguntrisal2705
    @shaguntrisal2705 Před 2 lety +7

    Always makes me chuckle that the guy who plays Hitman is literally named "Friend". What a Master of Disguise.

  • @MoonlightAcid1
    @MoonlightAcid1 Před 2 lety +23

    Truly a masterpiece, this will surely go down as one of the greatest films of the decade and possibly of the century. Quite literally the Citizens Kane of our time, this will go down in history books and will be taught in school curriculum for the foreseeable future.

    • @ashb7
      @ashb7 Před rokem

      Hitman: Agent 47 really is the Citizen Kane of movies.

  • @CasHanover
    @CasHanover Před rokem +3

    I want a movie that shows a character crawl away from a battle alive and the post credit scene is the opposite and just shows that guy die with no further consequences

  • @CP-hv7up
    @CP-hv7up Před 2 lety +6

    anyone here know when this was streamed? i’d love to watch this vod

  • @darkdruid7376
    @darkdruid7376 Před 2 lety +8

    Great idea for a second movie: They actually represent the game in the movie and every hit target is the old cast from the first movie.

  • @peeesy8055
    @peeesy8055 Před 2 lety +6

    I don't know what Big A is talking about, this is exactly like the elusive target with the iPad. 10/10 accurate Hitman

  • @SteveNBrule-ol8tm
    @SteveNBrule-ol8tm Před rokem +3

    I'm always talking with a friend on how much material Hitman has to offer as a movie. Literally take any fleshed-out mission and extrapolate on its story, Sapienza for example already has all the makings of a movie. Or combine existing missions as early assassination filler and finish it off with a big showdown with the head of the conspiracy/syndicate

  • @ethanrooney9949
    @ethanrooney9949 Před 2 lety

    When was this stream? Is there a Vod available?

  • @amariovlogs
    @amariovlogs Před 2 lety +5

    change the title to "the hitman movie is a cinematic disaster" this video will pop off

  • @Culturedtuna1
    @Culturedtuna1 Před 2 lety +1

    Is there a vod for this? I can't find it.

  • @CSharp__
    @CSharp__ Před 2 lety +8

    Found out this existed yesterday, what a coincidence

  • @NoPantsBaby
    @NoPantsBaby Před 2 lety +2

    "Agent 47, your target is Gene Eric. His security detail is on watch 24/7 so you-"
    "Can't do ti Dianna"
    "What?"
    "He's got security around the clock."

  • @joebobby1412
    @joebobby1412 Před 2 lety

    Does anyone know which stream this is from? I would like to watch the whole vod.

  • @_imag1ne557
    @_imag1ne557 Před 2 lety +4

    atrioc you promised us this was only for the twitch. crying.

  • @connsescape3247
    @connsescape3247 Před 2 lety +8

    i remember going to see this movie with my grandma,
    we had an empty theater because no one went to see it lmao
    when i was bored i did finger puppets through the projector good time better than the movie

    • @connsescape3247
      @connsescape3247 Před rokem +1

      @@remydetrou734 i was like i think? 12 or close to that at the time
      19 now and every time i’ve gotten a theatre by myself or with friends and family cause no one showed up
      still will do finger puppet thing never gets old

    • @remydetrou734
      @remydetrou734 Před rokem +1

      @@connsescape3247 honestly it’s funny I might have to do it lol

  • @firedrake110
    @firedrake110 Před rokem +3

    Something simple like just putting a level or two to film would have been x100 more entertaining lol
    Imagine getting something like Colorado into Berlin, with a SMALL amount of tweaking so the crazy info board shows 47 that he's been discovered. That leads to him trying to meet up with an ICA contact in Berlin to figure out how, only to realise he's been set-up BY the ICA, and now he has to Apex Predator his way out. That would be sick as hell

  • @eathinnz8925
    @eathinnz8925 Před 2 lety +5

    "what am I?"
    "If you keep asking questions probably dead"
    😂

  • @keineken_3281
    @keineken_3281 Před 2 lety +1

    It is allowed to stream movies on Twitch?

  • @gabrielcusson3763
    @gabrielcusson3763 Před 2 lety

    Was VOD DELETED?? Cant find it

  • @harlow1719
    @harlow1719 Před 2 lety +6

    they really sold me on the npc aspect of it. makes me feel like I'm really playing the game!

  • @user-ss3wb8he7h
    @user-ss3wb8he7h Před 10 měsíci +2

    Where can i find the full stream?

  • @duncanmunro640
    @duncanmunro640 Před 2 lety +12

    I watched this once when it came out, thought it was really good.
    Yeah, I was wrong. So very wrong

  • @fiskfisk33
    @fiskfisk33 Před 2 lety +2

    They had a budget of $35 million and somehow failed to procure a tailored suit for the protagonist...

  • @monicadevilbiss4953
    @monicadevilbiss4953 Před 2 lety

    You can stream movies on twitch now?

  • @TheGolleum13
    @TheGolleum13 Před 2 lety +4

    This movie seemed so bad it was hard to watch it for even 16 minutes. Thanks Big A for making it tolerable

  • @Marinara_Angel
    @Marinara_Angel Před rokem +2

    14:16 WHY DID THEY USE AN INHALER FOR A DETONATOR

  • @alexman378
    @alexman378 Před 4 měsíci

    Noticed that with the suit too. The budget was smaller than the previous one, but my casual every day suits cost me $400 and my better ones for special occasions and events cost $1000. Hell, Zara’s $60-100 suits look better.
    This one looks like the suit you buy in $20 Halloween costumes of FBI agents. Definitely not Italian.

  • @Joseph-ms3iq
    @Joseph-ms3iq Před 2 lety +4

    I love watching Atrioc vids, its like I'm hanging out with him

  • @jakebswenka
    @jakebswenka Před 2 lety

    have you Atrioc seen the other Hitman Movie? How was it? i hvaent seen youre entire vid line up so idk if you have or not

  • @jameskleinfunnyguy
    @jameskleinfunnyguy Před 2 lety

    "Main character weight energy" bro That dead ass is every movie script.

  • @another_loser6976
    @another_loser6976 Před 10 měsíci +1

    If I had to make a Hitman movie I would go for a comedy. It’s basically impossible to make a good game movie that’s also a drama. Game mechanics are inherently kind of dumb, you can’t ignore that.

  • @DutchDouchebag
    @DutchDouchebag Před rokem

    6:45 table, chairs, everything's supposed to be bolted down

  • @elderyaag3534
    @elderyaag3534 Před 2 lety +2

    I hope Mr. Glizzy just uses lines from this movie in his next Hitman stream.

  • @shmickle
    @shmickle Před 2 lety +3

    The fiber wire kill was actually really cool. The building losing power was kinda dumb, but the actual kill was awesome.

  • @thatoneguy6005
    @thatoneguy6005 Před 2 lety

    "Italian Wool."
    Man that's Nylon. He's gonna be assassinating people with static shocks.

  • @Taylor-xf6mc
    @Taylor-xf6mc Před 2 lety +4

    I wish there was a hitman movie from the view of the targets and henchman, it would be such a great horror movie

  • @th4tguybro
    @th4tguybro Před 2 lety +1

    I was actually about to rent the movie on CZcams before I saw this video underneath it.

  • @PhilippeCarphin
    @PhilippeCarphin Před 2 lety +2

    The way he moves is so hitman like that it can be used to prove a wild claim to a complete stranger. Very stealthy.

  • @prestonsmith7313
    @prestonsmith7313 Před 2 lety +1

    Can’t believe linkus took the role of agent 47 before he ever played hitman

  • @sleepygamermax6782
    @sleepygamermax6782 Před 2 lety

    1:22 the tie looks like a fruit roll-up

  • @henryhipschen9764
    @henryhipschen9764 Před rokem +2

    They tried to make Hitman an action movie, but it really should have been more like a heist movie, setting up a plan and watching 47 adapt to obstacles along the way

  • @bummeryyy6306
    @bummeryyy6306 Před 2 lety +3

    Catch me calling the movie in chat 1 second before he reveals at the very start

  • @ComfortsSpecter
    @ComfortsSpecter Před 2 lety

    Mans got his suit at Mens Warehouse
    His bespoke French cut two piece suit
    Very nice

  • @user-ss3wb8he7h
    @user-ss3wb8he7h Před 10 měsíci

    Does anyone have a link for the original stream?

  • @DukeTheSniper01
    @DukeTheSniper01 Před 2 lety

    6:50. Who tf keeps the gun loaded???
    9:50. The engine before only managed to pull the chair into it and now from at least 100 feet, 2 full grown men maybe about 190 to 220. Mmm yes.

  • @eliya7017
    @eliya7017 Před rokem

    funny thing is they couldve just made a whole ass movie series about each mission, the mission titles already sound like movie titles for example: Hitman: the showstopper or shit like that yknow

  • @cullengaffney2812
    @cullengaffney2812 Před 2 lety +1

    i swear his hair gets noticeably longer as the movie goes on

  • @sadsworth4605
    @sadsworth4605 Před 2 lety

    How does the guns trigger fire when you make the gun go a little bit up and down

  • @DisturbedLick
    @DisturbedLick Před 2 lety +1

    How is he able to stream a full movie on Twitch? Isn't this a bit illegal?

  • @nikopomp5435
    @nikopomp5435 Před 2 lety +9

    Truely a cinematic masterpiece

  • @soundninja99
    @soundninja99 Před 2 lety

    They sent an intern to the closest h&m to grab their cheapest polyester suit

  • @jordangreyling8820
    @jordangreyling8820 Před rokem

    The suit and that 5 o'clock shadow on his head, that's agent 47

  • @OG_Dropbox
    @OG_Dropbox Před 2 lety +2

    big A you gotta watch the Freddie Wong Hitman video, uses the stunt double for the Hitman movies who actually looks like 47. promise it's better than the actual movies

  • @j.l.9029
    @j.l.9029 Před 2 lety +29

    I was there, he told us it would be a Twitch Exclusive. Brandon lied to us :'(

  • @blank889
    @blank889 Před 2 lety +1

    They need the villian from Shazam to be Agent 47

  • @isune7354
    @isune7354 Před 2 lety

    I love how in 14:08 they shoot non silenced guns and they sound like from some old game xddd

  • @Zalied
    @Zalied Před 2 lety +1

    They wanted to make an action movie about a guy who when played to character is quiet slow and silent

  • @jenshendriks9092
    @jenshendriks9092 Před 2 lety +1

    The complete wrong actor to play 47. He doesn't have a low voice, he has hair, and he doesn't have the physique.

  • @FruitKocktail
    @FruitKocktail Před 2 lety +2

    Hitman movie: boom explosions! Epic gunfights! Sentimental message!
    Hitman game: drowning someinf in a clown suit after using an Emetic duck

  • @hokuwong
    @hokuwong Před 4 měsíci

    Why are all of the gunshots “silenced” while suppressors are never once attached

  • @jacksavage6079
    @jacksavage6079 Před rokem

    Bruh if I went to see this in theater I'd have walked out

  • @saucytacos5024
    @saucytacos5024 Před 2 lety +3

    I think he lost silent assassin

  • @RiggedFem
    @RiggedFem Před 2 lety +2

    I've said it before and I'll say it many many more times, the one main reason why this movie is so bad, is the fact that they were too lazy to get just a baldcap for 47. Why the hell does he have hair follicles? Literally the whole point of 47 is so that he can't leave behind any evidence, no blood, no saliva, no hair. HOW. DO. YOU. FUCK. THAT. UP??
    Everything about 47 is just absolutely horrible in this movie, the movie would have a perfect ending if that was an imposter 47 and the real 47 shoots him in the head then immediately says "it's done." That'd be the perfect ending to this dog shit and there's no argument.
    Edit: HOLY FUCK WAIT THAT ACTUALLY HAPPENED?! I WAS JOKING!! I'M DEAD!

  • @user-yr5ml2jm4c
    @user-yr5ml2jm4c Před 2 lety +1

    Atrioc wants the whole movie to be hitman with a sniper standing on top of a muffin

  • @petib2147
    @petib2147 Před rokem +2

    I think this 47 is just way too human, like whats special about 47 is his cold lifeless face expression. Not giving a shit about what he's doing, and this one just wasn't it and was also not similar in looks

  • @Joats
    @Joats Před 2 lety

    10:37 F-Word slipped through

  • @Aedrieus
    @Aedrieus Před 5 měsíci

    Oh god they made another one? I remember the one with Timothy Olyphant. That wasn't too bad. Though I do agree, having gunfights in a movie about a silent assassin is silly. Especially when you know how ludicrously lethal gunfights are to you in the game.

  • @professormaple2296
    @professormaple2296 Před 2 lety

    Kinda crazy how you cut out the many, many, many times you said this was never ever going on the youtube, entirely twitch exclusive anti-youtube, and now here we are.
    Keep up the great content, we love farming LULWs here Mr. Glizzard!

  • @bencezavarko7312
    @bencezavarko7312 Před rokem

    Omg that chase ending was so bad. Driving over that thing full speed would not only just rip apart the oil pan but the transmission too 🤣🤣