The way his jacket is half unzipped and there's no shirt, the way he works his eyebrows throughout the song, and the moves he's got, hot damn, Joe! I'll be your lover!
I think it's pretty ironic they chose Lauren and Brian as backdancers because.. Draco (Lauren): was never Hermione's lover. Lupin (Brian): was never James bestfriend. It speaks volumes to the lyrics: ~You were never my friend You were never, you were never my lover.~
Joe has the performance energy of Freddy Mercury mixed with the moves of Michael Jackson, like an 80s rockstar. Not to mention his stamina and breath control to be able to sing and dance so hard. And to top all that, he is one heck of an actor. Love this!
Lauren went hard too, like she was fuckin adorable. Im pretty sure she choreographed the tours as well, though i could be wrong, lauren was fuckin adorable and hit those moves harddd
Remember that time? When you wouldn't talk to me? No, you wouldn't talk to me Yesterday We were gettin' along We had that little dancey thing Well here's a song I sing My way It was gonna be fine But you didn't wanna be Be the man who'd be with me No way But now you saying it's time Why you gotta be like that? I don't like the way you act Around me So baby come on, come on... Oh, don't you tell me to go And say I'm the one D-d-do you think I'm dumb? I'm sorry, did I just stutter? Won't tell you what you know But this is the end You were never my friend You were never my- You were never my lover! You remember that night? When I saw you tremblin'? I remembered, I don't care 'Bout you You remember the way You thought you were at the top Well I think we're better off Without you And I got your number And I don't mean on my phone Would've already just thrown it out If I'd known about The way you bitch and moan Remember that way? How you were way outta line? Well now you're way outta time So tell me what you want on your tombstone! Come on, come on... Oh, don't you tell me to go And say I'm the one S-s-sorry, we are done! 'Scuse me, did I just stutter? Won't tell you what you know, But this is the end You were never my friend You were never my- You were never my lover! Too bad you a loser Too bad you waste my time Good thing that I'm around To keep your ass in line! You were never my- You were never my lover!
On September 1st 2020 I only came to listen to Back to Hogwarts to have something fun to begin the term and here I am, at 1 a.m., listening to this treasure and trying to study while literally jumping in my chair and lip-syncing. If this isn't magic, I don't know what is.
This song is honestly such an underrated bop I love it so much AND I think it even sounds like it could work as a song outside of the avps and like I just love it
I have two moods when I’m dancing:
One drink: Lauren
Any more than that: Brian
Joe: having a mental breaking after having 8 bottles of mule
@@dan-gy4vu thought it was less bottles than that.
props to joe for dancing so entusiastically while wearing jeans
Thats punk rock bb
I could never
Not trying to be rude but it’s not that hard to dance in jeans
Also Brian look at him
Remember when he messed up his leg and still performed to dance again during homecoming? Good times.
Lauren looks like she's having the time of her life while Brian looks like he's about to kick ass
he is kicking ass
When he’s not kickin ass he’s staring at the grass to find out how it grows
Wait till you see how much he kicks ass once he has his pot
... he’s going to *k i c k y o u r h e a d*
Wackadoodle399 and when he’s not doing that he’s scaring the sun away
Joe looks like he was born to perform like a fricken rockstar in front of all these screaming fangirls
And he was
@@localcthulhu3081 the only correct answer to that comment
Lavendelchen *thank you!*
The shirt, the pants, the voice, the dance, the face, yes he was.
Not complaining.
The way his jacket is half unzipped and there's no shirt, the way he works his eyebrows throughout the song, and the moves he's got, hot damn, Joe! I'll be your lover!
well I mean he's probably used to having no shirt on given him playing voldemort and stuff
like i always say, it’s not a starkid show if joe stays fully clothed
@@whatlenalikes1674 twisted?
@@lavendelchen he got bit in the ass when he was fucking the tiger
@@softjams4951 HE DID NOT FUCK A TIGER
watching this 3 times:
one for lauren
one for brian
and one for joe walker
Maracara Larasaradara And two more for what I think is Jaime and what I know is Dylan as the back up singers
Nerd Box I think it’s Meredith
The thing is, I cant watch anyone else when Walker's on stage
And other one for the three at the same time
Im watching this 3 times
one for Lauren
another for Lauren
and a third time for Lauren
I love her so much
Lauren dances like a sunflower and Brian dances like he's about to commit a crime XD
The duality oF bisexuals demands that I’m attracted to everyone performing
Alpha Dog
Same.
my lesbianism demanding i stare at the left side of the screen the whole time
Same. But Pan romantic edition. Everyone in team starkid is attractive in their own way. 😅
honestly, as a lesbian i'm looking at joe and brian worryingly lot
If that ain’t me...
Lauren Dylan Brian and joe should form a boy band
yes that would be perfection
I love how you include Lauren in the potential boy band becuase she plays boys so often
Meredith is there too!
no one can tell me that joe doesn’t have STRONG freddie mercury vibes throughout this whole song
Yess
OMG, EXACTLYYY
oh so thats why i love him so much
LMAO EXACTLY
YESSS
is NOONE GONNA MENTION DYLAN TOTALLY IGNORING BROLDEN'S HIGH FIVE I CANT XD 2:11
he just kind of looks back shshs love that
The inspiration for la dee dah dah day aiiwkeoaikwke
Lmaooo Lupin/Superman's back
Aaliya lupinman
supin?
I love Brian's sass levels through the whole thing
Brian was so into it that he somehow managed to drag my attention away from Lauren
IronicAppreciation RIGHT!!!! I tried watching someone else but I couldn’t stop watching him
Lauren is adorable
Joe looks like a member of a 90’s boyband
And Brian looks like he’s about to punch someone
He would be the one guy in the boy band who everyone thinks is the gay one, but he's not XD
PhanAzura011 Joe W's not gay?
Who needs jc when you could have Joe w
*who everyone hopes is not gay
I think it's pretty ironic they chose Lauren and Brian as backdancers because..
Draco (Lauren): was never Hermione's lover.
Lupin (Brian): was never James bestfriend.
It speaks volumes to the lyrics:
~You were never my friend
You were never, you were never my lover.~
I MISS JOE SO MUCH IM GONNA CRY
SAME
Joe turns around - audience SCREECHES 😂😂
Lupin may not be able to sing bust damn can he bust a move.
he had to make up for his not able to sing by becoming dancer
but who should I watch while they're dancing, lauren, brian, and joe are all so attractive! argh sexuality is confusing
blatant dylan erasure that I will not stand for
Indiana Jones Dylan isn’t one of the ones dancing
@@wellotwig3188 he got feet moves
I watched this video 4 times. One for Brian, one for Joe, one for Lauren, and one for them all
Watch it multiple times
lauren is my favourite female starkid, and joe is my favourite male. period.
Potterpiranha with Lauren the same. Favourite male has to be Robert manion and his performance in twisted
My favorites are Lauren and Robert
Confession: I spent this whole video watching Lauren
Phoenix Flare 😂 me too
Who didn’t?
Glad I’m not the only one. Also she looks like she’s having the time of her life!
Same lol
sameeee
This song is literally umbridge complaining about dumbledore not returning her texts in a harry potter parody musical
When you put it that way..😂
Brian goes in for a high five at 2:13, and is COMPLETELY rejected 😂😂
Brian waS HAVING THE GOD DAMN TIME OF HIS LIFE
out of the umbridge costume he’s giving gob arrested development. i can’t explain it
hey guys so i genuinely don’t know what i was talking about here
@@beepbeep2839 LMAOO 😭😭
As if he had to make this sexier, his shirt was partially unbuttoned.
It was so distracting right? (Also if you still have this account, hi 8 years ago you commented on this Joe Walker video :D
This is the original show stopping number, nobody can tell me otherwise
He isn’t just Joe Walker. He’s goddamn Joe Dancer.
Loving Joe W as Umbridge is quintessential bisexual culture
Joe has the performance energy of Freddy Mercury mixed with the moves of Michael Jackson, like an 80s rockstar. Not to mention his stamina and breath control to be able to sing and dance so hard. And to top all that, he is one heck of an actor. Love this!
Joe: •sings for .001 milliseconds•
Fan girls: *AHHHHHHHH*
Brian is KILLING it with the dancing 🕺
brian's dancing is underated
Brian’s really got those moves tho. He’s so into it
You know when you keep coming back to these videos to watch Brian and lauren, but mostly Brian cause look at him, dancing that you know the dance
Honestly, the music and choreographies from AVPS are the best they've ever done.
THIS IS MY FAVORITE THING
JOE AND BRIAN ARE GOING SO HARD I LOVE IT HAHAHA
Lauren went hard too, like she was fuckin adorable. Im pretty sure she choreographed the tours as well, though i could be wrong, lauren was fuckin adorable and hit those moves harddd
02:10 those movements😭😭😭 look at his legs, god really blessed on them, especially 02:26 I am absolutely screaming for that kick
One of the best comedic songs from starkid 😭🤣
Livefromsuperthespian Well, Darren actually didn’t write it for the show. Just one example of his songs being repurposed for a Starkid show lol.
Anybody else see Dylan miss Brian's high five at 2:11?? I can't stop laughing
I swear to God I'm gonna learn this choreography if it's the last thing I do
Lauren is so freaking hot
this video is the main reason why i am a joe walker simp
Real men simp joe walker
@@randomstranger6577 Satan?
Everything here is perfect.
fuckin love joe, and this whole performance with lauren, brian, dylan and meredith is just everything
the guy who plays dumbledore is fiiiiiine
This. Is . My. Favourite. Video. Of . All. Time .
Brian Holden can do no wrong. That is all.
YOU WERE NEVER MY YOU WERE NEVER MY LOVER
I’m adding this video to my long list of reasons why Brian Holden is underrated
dddaaaaaammmmnnn!!! hes just a god!! he and lauren are my fave starkids!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
My dream is to be a backup dancer to this song
best. performance. ever.
Holy shit, Joe is SUCH a good performer!!
I know this is Joe Walkers number...
But also this performance was totally Brian’s
Remember that time?
When you wouldn't talk to me?
No, you wouldn't talk to me
Yesterday
We were gettin' along
We had that little dancey thing
Well here's a song I sing
My way
It was gonna be fine
But you didn't wanna be
Be the man who'd be with me
No way
But now you saying it's time
Why you gotta be like that?
I don't like the way you act
Around me
So baby come on, come on...
Oh, don't you tell me to go
And say I'm the one
D-d-do you think I'm dumb?
I'm sorry, did I just stutter?
Won't tell you what you know
But this is the end
You were never my friend
You were never my-
You were never my lover!
You remember that night?
When I saw you tremblin'?
I remembered, I don't care
'Bout you
You remember the way
You thought you were at the top
Well I think we're better off
Without you
And I got your number
And I don't mean on my phone
Would've already just thrown it out
If I'd known about
The way you bitch and moan
Remember that way?
How you were way outta line?
Well now you're way outta time
So tell me what you want on your tombstone!
Come on, come on...
Oh, don't you tell me to go
And say I'm the one
S-s-sorry, we are done!
'Scuse me, did I just stutter?
Won't tell you what you know,
But this is the end
You were never my friend
You were never my-
You were never my lover!
Too bad you a loser
Too bad you waste my time
Good thing that I'm around
To keep your ass in line!
You were never my-
You were never my lover!
I can't be the only person who spent an afternoon learning this dance break.
I wanna dance like Lauren but I can't even dance like Brian.
i hate the fact that i’m in love with everyone on that stage.
This choreography gives me life.
I used to have cool theater friends like this. 😞
everybody going batshit crazy when they realize what song it is was such a big mood holy
Brian is a rockstar I love him
Why did I have to be 7 when this happened
On September 1st 2020 I only came to listen to Back to Hogwarts to have something fun to begin the term and here I am, at 1 a.m., listening to this treasure and trying to study while literally jumping in my chair and lip-syncing.
If this isn't magic, I don't know what is.
You go Umbridge!
My 3 favs dancing in one stage 😍
Brian Holdenen! (Potion masters corner fans???)
I got actual chills when he turned around
im literally so in love with lauren lopez
This is actually my favorite thing ever
i watched three times in a row, each time watching either Lauren, Joe, or Brain
Do you remember that t-
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
This is my favorite song from any boy band :)
I can’t tell if this is a joke or not
God he has such a great stage presence
This song is honestly such an underrated bop I love it so much AND I think it even sounds like it could work as a song outside of the avps and like I just love it
I am sooooooo jelaous of those who were present there
Brian stole the show
*panics in pansexual*
I almost wish he wore the pink dress for this.
I honestly would love to see how people would react if they preformed this in the apocalytour
I got an ad for The Cursed Child before this started
As a theatre child- if i ever did a show with brian i would have fallen HEAD OVER HEELS for him,,, boys that dance like that just FUCKIN slap
Catch me trying to learn this choreo
WHO GAVE THEM THE RIGHT TO BE THIS TALENTED A N D HOT IM ACE AND EVEN IM JUST LIKE D A M N
As a non-binary lesbian I must say, Joe Walker as a women is extremely attractive to me
Went from this being a comedically dark villain song in very potter to being the best rock performance from Joe ever
Does starkid know that they are never topping Stutter?
7 dislikes! Thanks Hermione!
One of the sexiest performances I’ve ever seen to this day
1 dislike thanks Hermione
Beebo Is Satan WAIT ARE A YEEMO AND YOU LISTEN TO TEAM STARKID???
this is all jafar’s fault
Istg after more then a decade of dance and nearly four years of singing this is exactly what I do when I’m home alone, MAX ALL THE SKILLZ
1:56 Can we just talk about Joe's voice here for a second
All here for it
my bisexuality is very confused about who to look at
i did not know that joe was THIS good at dancing holy shit
I was expecting dancing demetors too
I am going to see this man live in vancouver so frikin excited!!!
I clicked on this video because i thought brolden was shirtless. I was wrong. 🥺
This is a video of my last brain cells hard at work
Maybe I'll some day learn the choreography, it's so catchy!
I'm deffo learning the choreo next time I'm home alone and I'm gonna do a whole ass performance for my dogs 😭