nobody has reached the same level of grass-touching as this man. most lesser men just touch it, this man absorbs it. he is the grass. grass is told to touch him. there is nothing else.
This is why they say to touch grass, not as an insult, but as a better alternative, a way to find true ecstasy. I’m so proud and grateful for your interpretation, Mr. Jam, you truly are the artist for the people.
I can't blame him for acting like this. Grass feels nice to touch. It feel like a cool, crisp, blanket that tickles you a bit. I recommend you do it if you have some time off your home.
his entire life, he has been locked by the digital society, remodeling him into their own demon but after so much suffering, after so much pain, and 3 terabytes of h*ntai *he has become perfect*
@@lidwinae Mozart's Lacrimosa, though he only wrote the first few bars of it before it was later finished by one of his students, infamous as its supposedly the last piece he wrote before he died.
I literally can't stop watching this. You have not just created a masterpiece, you have created Nirvana. I applaud your ability to visualize such euphoria.
As a gamer, I wouldn't understand what this means. It seems like a vegan thing. I'll have to ask around to find out this mystery of touching grass. 🤔 Also hilarious animation.
Grass is a plant with narrow leaves growing from the base. A common kind of grass is used to cover the ground in a lawn and other places. Grass gets water from the roots in the ground. Grass is usually pigmented with the colour ‘green’. Grasses are monocotyledon, herbaceous plants. The grasses include the "grass", of the family Poaceae (also called Gramineae). Also sometimes it is used to include the sedges (Cyperaceae) and the rushes (Juncaceae). These three families are not closely related but belong to different clades in the order Poales. They are similar adaptations to a common life-style. The true grasses include cereals, bamboo and the grasses of lawns (turf) and grassland. Uses for graminoids include food (as grain, sprouted grain, shoots or rhizomes), drink (beer, whisky), pasture for livestock, thatching thatch, paper, fuel, clothing, insulation, construction, sports turf, basket weaving and many others. Many grasses are short, but some grasses, like bamboo can grow very tall. Plants from the grass family can grow in many places, even if they are very cold or very dry. Several other plants that look similar but are not members of the grass family are also sometimes called grass; these include rushes, reeds, papyrus, and water chestnut. Grasses are an important food for many animals, like deer, buffalo, cattle, mice, grasshoppers, caterpillars, and many other grazers. Unlike other plants, grasses grow from the bottom, so when animals eat grass they usually do not destroy the part that grows. Without grass, dirt can wash away into rivers (erosion). Graminoids include some of the most versatile plant life-forms. They became widespread toward the end of the Cretaceous. Fossilized dinosaur dung (coprolites) have been found containing grass phytoliths (silica stones inside grass leaves).[Grasses have adapted to conditions in lush rain forests, dry deserts, cold mountains and even intertidal habitats, and are now the most widespread plant type. Grass is a valuable source of food and energy for many animals.Lawn grass is often planted on sports fields and in the area around a building. Sometimes chemicals and water is used to help lawns to grow. People have used grasses for a long time. People eat parts of grasses. Corn, wheat, barley, oats, rice and millet are cereals, common grains whose seeds are used for food and to make alcohol such as beer. Sugar comes from sugar cane, which is also a plant in the grass family. People have grown grasses as food for farm animals for about 4,000 years. People use bamboo to build houses, fences, furniture and other things. Grass plants can also be used as fuel, to cover roofs, and to weave baskets. n English, the word "grass" appears in several phrases. For example: "The grass is always greener on the other side" means "people are never happy with what they have and want something else." "Don't let the grass grow under your feet" means "Do something". "A snake in the grass" is about a person that will not be honest and will trick others. Grass is sometimes used as a slang term for cannabis (also called pot, weed, or marijuana)
I remember the first time I rolled down i hill with grass when I was little just to see how it feels and man it was fun…. Until I was burning itchy all over my body and I had to take a super hot shower just so it could happen to me again later on….in short I don’t deal with hills anymore but afcourse I like the grass..just not it rubbing against my skin…
this is how i felt in like, 6th or 7th grade, when i got knocked over and also lightly kicked in the jaw during a schoolwide tug of war. I wasn't hardly injured, I just enjoyed lying face down in the grass. And in that moment, everyone in the school feared for my life.
Oh yeah, you can touch stuff you enjoy as much as you want, and nobody bats an eye. But when _I_ touch something I enjoy, I get sent to prison for "harassment", "assault", and "being a genuinely, horribly awful person."
Truly a man living in the moment, not a phone in sight.
Or clothes
Back in my day we wore nothing
@@George_Harris_SR25 Adam?
This is cursed since there was no phone
@@George_Harris_SR25 excuse me sir
We didn't need to know that
"Go touch grass" someone said
"Go outside" someone said
But this someone didn't know, the boi who touched grass
Never come at home
ok charlie from smiling friends
so he just chooses to never come back home
he choose to fuse with grass
If you don't come at home, where do you come? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Ah the meme boi himself and yes the grass boi was one with the grass
please dont do that to the grass
Grass good
I will
@@vodago pics or it didnt happen
How can a comment by Berd have less than 1K likes after the course of an entire year
nobody has reached the same level of grass-touching as this man. most lesser men just touch it, this man absorbs it. he is the grass. grass is told to touch him. there is nothing else.
@keep rollin I will miss this
@keep rollin cringe
I bath in grass everyday for 3 hours
this is the best comment here
he humps it
This is why they say to touch grass, not as an insult, but as a better alternative, a way to find true ecstasy. I’m so proud and grateful for your interpretation, Mr. Jam, you truly are the artist for the people.
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A blessed animation every twitter user should watch
"you'll love it, it's green! just like dream's minecraft skin"
They'd call it sexist and racist and homophobic but I guess you could try
Every Twitter user? Nan just some and it's same for tiktok
Discord and reddit users as well
@@brawmankerlexterminateurde860 Is it a problem if every twitter user watched this?
@@brawmankerlexterminateurde860 No, *every* Twitter user. Even the ones that THOUGHT about signing up.
To think of the hours this animator went through not touching grass to make this.... how lucky we are to have you good sir.
I can't blame him for acting like this. Grass feels nice to touch. It feel like a cool, crisp, blanket that tickles you a bit. I recommend you do it if you have some time off your home.
when i roll in it tho i get very very very itchy
@@rottenpoptart7932 same
@@rottenpoptart7932 you probably rolled in some random grass or that fake grass
@@rottenpoptart7932 same, you're probably allergic to grass like me
snow
his entire life, he has been locked by the digital society, remodeling him into their own demon
but after so much suffering, after so much pain, and 3 terabytes of h*ntai
*he has become perfect*
@keep rollin no
Glad it isn't a Petabye lol
Seems like life really could be a dream.
Yes, like the paradise above
I feel bad for the insects on this man's yard
nah feel bad for that man, he disappears because he got eaten by all the fire ants in just 3 seconds
I'm not one to laugh at jokes like this but this brought tears to my eyes with the brilliant music, execution, and timing. Bravo Fax, Bravo.
What is the song name?
@@lidwinae Mozart's Lacrimosa, though he only wrote the first few bars of it before it was later finished by one of his students, infamous as its supposedly the last piece he wrote before he died.
@@kingnarwhal2532 thanks
POV:You have just ascended heaven and now touch grass
The best thing about faxjams artstyle is every single character is double cheeked up thiccc with 3 C’s without fail 😩
Faxjam is the baker, and he got a lot of dough to work with!
I literally can't stop watching this. You have not just created a masterpiece, you have created Nirvana. I applaud your ability to visualize such euphoria.
As a gamer, I wouldn't understand what this means. It seems like a vegan thing. I'll have to ask around to find out this mystery of touching grass. 🤔
Also hilarious animation.
Well if you're a gamer, then I recommend you to go touch some grass.
@@artlover7770 да, думаю грам 5 хватит)
If u don't get it, the touch grass phrase means that you play games a lot. You haven't went and played outside that much.
@@killua3496 he meant, that he’s never heard of the word “touching grass” and he doesn’t know what it means because he’s a gamer
@@WxnBum yes I know that
Another work of art, thank you FaxJam 🙏
The 2nd head emerging at the end tells us that there are more than 1 grass touchers. Understanding this would drive league of legends players insane
As a person who never touched grass, I wish I was him
As a person who touched grass, I also wish I was him.
IS THAT DIEGO I SEE??? IS YOUR PFP A JOJO REFERENCE?!?!?!
Pls stop with this jojo reference comment 🙏
Judging from your pfp, (no offense) I suggest touching grass soon
"aS A PerSOn wHo nEvER tOUchEd GrASs" tf
He is the “man who put down league of legends and touched grass”
Okay the ending was just perfect I'm done 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Today on this 36 second nature documentary, we observe a wild man living life to the fullest.
Grass is a plant with narrow leaves growing from the base. A common kind of grass is used to cover the ground in a lawn and other places. Grass gets water from the roots in the ground. Grass is usually pigmented with the colour ‘green’. Grasses are monocotyledon, herbaceous plants.
The grasses include the "grass", of the family Poaceae (also called Gramineae). Also sometimes it is used to include the sedges (Cyperaceae) and the rushes (Juncaceae). These three families are not closely related but belong to different clades in the order Poales. They are similar adaptations to a common life-style.
The true grasses include cereals, bamboo and the grasses of lawns (turf) and grassland. Uses for graminoids include food (as grain, sprouted grain, shoots or rhizomes), drink (beer, whisky), pasture for livestock, thatching thatch, paper, fuel, clothing, insulation, construction, sports turf, basket weaving and many others.
Many grasses are short, but some grasses, like bamboo can grow very tall. Plants from the grass family can grow in many places, even if they are very cold or very dry. Several other plants that look similar but are not members of the grass family are also sometimes called grass; these include rushes, reeds, papyrus, and water chestnut.
Grasses are an important food for many animals, like deer, buffalo, cattle, mice, grasshoppers, caterpillars, and many other grazers. Unlike other plants, grasses grow from the bottom, so when animals eat grass they usually do not destroy the part that grows. Without grass, dirt can wash away into rivers (erosion).
Graminoids include some of the most versatile plant life-forms. They became widespread toward the end of the Cretaceous. Fossilized dinosaur dung (coprolites) have been found containing grass phytoliths (silica stones inside grass leaves).[Grasses have adapted to conditions in lush rain forests, dry deserts, cold mountains and even intertidal habitats, and are now the most widespread plant type. Grass is a valuable source of food and energy for many animals.Lawn grass is often planted on sports fields and in the area around a building. Sometimes chemicals and water is used to help lawns to grow.
People have used grasses for a long time. People eat parts of grasses. Corn, wheat, barley, oats, rice and millet are cereals, common grains whose seeds are used for food and to make alcohol such as beer.
Sugar comes from sugar cane, which is also a plant in the grass family. People have grown grasses as food for farm animals for about 4,000 years. People use bamboo to build houses, fences, furniture and other things. Grass plants can also be used as fuel, to cover roofs, and to weave baskets.
n English, the word "grass" appears in several phrases. For example:
"The grass is always greener on the other side" means "people are never happy with what they have and want something else."
"Don't let the grass grow under your feet" means "Do something".
"A snake in the grass" is about a person that will not be honest and will trick others.
Grass is sometimes used as a slang term for cannabis (also called pot, weed, or marijuana)
POV: You don’t play Genshin Impact. And you also don’t know how POV works.
That could never be me, to busy waiting for each vid you upload
The frame rate is giving me Justice League flashbacks. 😄
Legend has it he’s still outside touching grass and living his best life
"Go outside and touch grass"
Yeah ok grass addict! I will not be tempted.
Stay clean girls and gamers!
And yet your name has B*ng in it??? I think it may be too late for you
@@safabekr Bonging is NOT an addiction dude! I can stop whenever I want to, I SWAER!
Looks like he’s touching grass more than once to me
Grass, truly beautiful
A real one would know that touching grass is great and all, but you become so unbelievably itchy afterward
I just found your channel, your videos and work output is siiick. keep it up man
something discord mods could never do 😔
This is the most breath taking video I’ve ever seen in my life!!!
That pfp tho 🥵🥵
Man was so cheeked up CZcams age-restricted the video. Thank you faxjam for this piece of art.
I love how he tries to become one with the grass.
that man had the balls to do what no man has ever done before
This was an elevating experience. I'm so grateful. 🙏
0:14 the invisible man is having a good time
YEA I CAN FEEL THIS ANIMATION on a spiritual level
Damn how did he do all that without running into a Wild Pokemon...
He's got infinite repels
Thank you Mr. Fax Jam. You have made my year 🙂
He didn’t touch grass HE BECAME ONE WITH IT.
This video is so fucking good man . I love your high effort stuff , but short stuff like this is what keeps me going from day to day .
inspiring masterpiece faxjam
This man is a menace and you know what
I respect that
menace to society, threat to the public, opposition to the welfare of the people
that patch of grass in particular looks very comfortable
That kinda felt like when Steven first found out he could go into Lion’s mane
Part 9 sure looks promising...
that is literally me
i hope not
This is ancient footage that needs to be kept secret
I appreciate the use of Mozart's Requiem. Very classy
It make me sad that most people don’t know that this chorus is from Hunter X Hunter
As someone allergic to grass, this is highly relatable
I can relate, everytime I enjoy myself in grass Mozart's Requiem begins to play ominously in the background.
People: You're obsessed with your phone, go touch some grass!
This guy: Time to get obsessed with grass, then
is this end of evangelion
why did this video get age-restricted 💀💀
"HONEY! THE NEIGHBOUR'S OUT AGAIN! COVER THE LILLIES!"
Give a man a grass; he is fed for a day
Teach a man to grass; he is fed for a lifetime
I remember the first time I rolled down i hill with grass when I was little just to see how it feels and man it was fun….
Until I was burning itchy all over my body and I had to take a super hot shower just so it could happen to me again later on….in short I don’t deal with hills anymore but afcourse I like the grass..just not it rubbing against my skin…
What a masterpiece
he didn’t touched to grass..actually grass touched to HIM
this is how i felt in like, 6th or 7th grade, when i got knocked over and also lightly kicked in the jaw during a schoolwide tug of war. I wasn't hardly injured, I just enjoyed lying face down in the grass. And in that moment, everyone in the school feared for my life.
I can relate
I don't know who you are. I don't know what this is. But this is drugs.
The smaller frame I feel really adds to this animation, great touch!
He touched and felt the grass.
Cool
He took the insult touch grass a little to seriously
Mom: Go hang out with the neighbors kid
Neighbors Kid:
Every time I hear "Lacrimosa", now I am reminded of this video.
Thanks Faxjam! 👍👍👍
This is me when I touch grass
Oh yeah, you can touch stuff you enjoy as much as you want, and nobody bats an eye. But when _I_ touch something I enjoy, I get sent to prison for "harassment", "assault", and "being a genuinely, horribly awful person."
Once you’re one with the grass you can’t go back
they say he didnt eat, or sleep, he died in that patch of grass
now he is the grass
"Grass is not an element, it is an Emotion." -Sun Tsu, probably
Mom: go play with the neighbours kid
Neighbours kid:
The great ascension has already begun... The grass touching human! No Roblox, Instagram, or Twitter user has ever done before!
I love this color pallette!
This man has gone beyond touching, he IS the grass
This is one way to respect the green
I really love this, thank you
0:16 really putting the mother in Mother Earth
"Mom, what is that man doing? "
"Don't look over there, Timmy. "
Man's took it to another level and became one with the grass
Bro gonna be more itchy than anyone on earth has been, poor dude.
Man living moments before his arrest.
when you go out to touch grass but forget it takes you captive in the grass realm, home of the keeblers.
He's training to be a jojo character with that much grass contact.
Art’s never been done better
Me when my mom says go outside
"why is this age restricted?"
one second later...
"oh thats why."
This is one of the videos of all time
depending on what kind of grass it is
grass be soft asf
Expecting 18 inches of snow! Can't wait to touch grass in April
It's epic today in Minnesota! Who loves to whip shitties???
Be one with the grass and the grass is with you
Now we’re outside.
Grass feels so nice.
HOPE YOU KNOW, I DONT BLANE YOUUUU
"Mom why is there a naked man outside our house?"
Bro touched corruption 💀