Charlie and cute doctor 😘
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👨👨👦 Charlie Harper is a jingle writer who leads a hedonistic, carefree life. Everything changes when his good-for-nothing brother, Alan, and 10-year-old nephew, Jake, move into his Malibu beach house.
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Wrong time to forget a pretty face.
wa
Or right time hehehehehe
Wym? You can just rock her in the jaw for gripping ur nuts too tight
@@steezo8028 yeah but if you did that she would stop gripping your nuts like that
mad because she gave it up because he has money and he didn't keep..I love how all girls think they are entitled
“Please, just leave me one” 😂😂😂
dear God 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Aah way to lose medical license
@@tomisjoblom5998Right?
😂😂😂
@@tomisjoblom5998This is what insurance calls, "acts of god".
"Harder"
"What?"
"You heard me."
Now THAT is a plot twist.
She should give him a reach a round 😅
😂😂😂😂
@@reddkazz1855”did I hear twist” “no…”
those warm hands were from a decade of anger.
oh shit.😂🤣
She was warming them for this indeed
😂😂😂😂😂
"You wanna loosen your grip there?" 🤣
💀💀
mor elike "You want the HIV?"
Please leave me at least one.....o dear god
@@alexroot130 😂
T H E G R I P 😢
Damn she took " Got you by the balls" to a whole new level!! 😂😂
U nailed it 👏 👌 🙌 💯 😎 ❤️
Who the fuck says that
That's what it already meant
Literally where the term comes from.
Not another level, quite literally, in fact.
What's funny is that Ken Jeong at the end of the scene is an actual medical doctor.
Name plz
Pre-Hang Over
Leslie Chow
Reason why he stopped calling and started seeing your roommate. His instinct sensed danger and pure wickedness.
He humped and dumped every single woman he met in that show, it’s not that deep.
To be fair, most men would not take this well if it was the other way around either
@@sjonnieplayfull5859 most men would not try to destroy a woman's genitals decades later if she dumped him for another dude in college
@@aaronvector4750 true. Most men killing women do so the moment they find out, mostly aiming for the head
Not saying women are innocent and men are evil
Just saying he did not dump her, he cheated on her, and there are few men who take that well.
Yes, it was his way of dumping her, and no, most men prefer to have been told so prior to seeing the person they believe to be their current partner with someone else
Women will foster these feelings much longer and will lash out like this one all those years later, but that's not why he treated her like shit
@@aaronvector4750 most human beings would understand it's a comedy show where certain situations are made purely on purpose to make audience laugh
The warm hands made two medically approved omelette😂
Yes
@@Gameplay_clipsno
Bruhh😂
Man wtf
Oh my God 😵
he didn't even ask for forgiveness he just said leave me one lol🤣🤣
Romance girl.
doesnt need forgiveness
Romance girl
it was a desperate situation, understand him
Romance girl
how could you ever stop seeing someone like that
Probably looked different, they were younger then
So she probably didn't look gorgeous she is now
But still was hot at the age they banged .
And here roommate had to be hotter at the time
Easier than you think ...
Bruh
A pretty face and a great body only goes so far. Mentally defective woman need to be avoided at all costs, or at least only be a one night stand. Remember, beauty fades, but crazy is forever.
Fr
How could Chang end up being a spanish teacher when he was a doctor in the early 00s?
😂 changnesia struck again
Whats this show from?
@@downd.stairs2874the reference is to community. The clip is from two and a half men.
"And this son is why I had to adopt you"
Romance girl
Oh im pretty sure she made sure he has no kids ever
Romance girl
@@gabescrazy5504how dull are you?
Jeez
😂😂😂😂
That roommate must have been pretty amazing
I believe Charlie lives by the motto: "The best chick is the next chick."
It depends. Just because he went on to the other doesn't necessarily mean it's better. I left one for another and she wasn't as quick to be there when I needed lol if you know what I mean
@@lav7161 Well...to be fair...med school students probably have a lot on their plate.
The sexiest woman alive is the one you haven't sleep with.
@@Mike-my7uf don't tell him that, he doesn't knows that women had lives like us too.
Moral of the story,Always make sure to remember if you dated any doctor in your life.❤😂🎉😢😮😅😊
Or don’t
No, the moral of the story is, if you piss her off don't ever let her near your junk again !!
Her smile when she says that she really hoped to meet him again.
She has that pretty evil smile at the end
Yes
@@Gameplay_clipsno
That feeling of satisfaction
@@alexwasthere1 yes!
I like to imagine when they were dating, she probably sucked him off a lot, which may have involved a bit of tickling for the boys.
"a woman with a pretty smile might be a hint of danger"- Sun Tzu
“Everything i say on the Internet is true and factual”- Abraham Lincoln, Circa 1942.
Man, this Tzu dude is spittin straight up facts
@@ItsJohnWeedMTFK indeed
you have a very warm hand 😅😅😅😅
This Tzu dude is such a captain obvious.
The person that wrote these lines deserves an award. We salute you.
She was one of the more than beautiful women to appear on the show
Please just leave me one 🤣🤣🤣
Omg 😂
The old two half men was so good. Younger Charlie Sheen was always on point. Great innuendos etc.
This is how lance Armstrong really lost his ball*
@@nuntana2That’s why it was the highest rated show at the time. When he got fired and the other guy who’s names escapes me took over ratings tanked.
@@kenb2671Ashton Kutcher ? Lol
“And that kids is how I met your mother”
That quote doesn't really work here. Since yknow, he dated her months ago..
Overdone joke
he can't have kids without testicles 😬😂😂
The mom killed the kids
Nah that's how he paid for his insane life style
Charlie was the best
Name of the series???
two and a half man
What season and episode
“I’m only slightly above average” I’ll steal and use that whenever I get a compliment
Ken Jeong (an actual med school graduate) at the end.
Everyone knows he went to med school
😂😂
@@NickBurns-ey6od Including me!
I looked for this comment
Chang from Community ( forgot his real name)
“And that kids, is why I am no longer a doctor and we are about to lose the house.”
If you think that parenthood brings on financial devastation and homelessness, you're a clown, not everyone likes in LA with 5k per month payments
Unless that judge he fucked over gets the case
What?
@@liesanddeceit8135 its the next step.
Theres a court battle for misconduct. The judge also happens to hate charli and somehow lets her off.
@@benjaminpadilla1464so a lose in all medical related jobs isn’t a biggie ?
Awe!! He was great to work with, a few years ago! :-)
“Please just leave me one “😂😂 two and and a half men Charlie is hilarious 🤣
Never forget a pretty face you saw on the battlefield.
- Sun Tzu, art of war
Edit: No! I'm not going to say Mom I'm loved!
Think you read the book wrong. He executes the two pretty ones
@@shelldie8523it was a joke
Don't let your enemy hold your testicles in the battlefield - sun who, art of bar
but you did say it
@@vexmythoclast5297 ayyy a fellow destiny player
"He's making lemonade" 😂😂😂😂
And She's Making Omelets, Squeezing The Eggs By Hand......LMAO
And she's milking a bull. 🤣
@@justanotherguy3850 More like making grape juice.
Romance girl
😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣
Whoever that scene deserves a raise!
😅😅😅😅
Charlie one of the best to ever do it
Ken Jeong at the end 😂
I was wondering if that was Chang.
What are the Changs of this happening??
@@deadpierson4205 lmao who hurt you? You good?
@@joaogsrochalmfao y’all calling him Chang 😭😭
Chang to Charlie: But did you die?
"Just leave me one😭" is the bar of the day😂😂😂
Hitler remastered and colorized.
Isn't the video abuse?
Switch the genders...
Imagine how this would go on TV if the roles were reversed and it was a male gynecologist clamping something tighter and tighter on a woman's clitoris while she groans in pain and he complains about never receiving a call back from her.
We should de-comedize abuse towards men.
@@velatogetbro calm down its not that deep
@@tegjwokjohn1839 I'm calm. Just looking at it rationally.
One of the funniest routines I have ever seen!!
This never gets old. 😂
He has that perfect sense of humor to get any girls …
Yeah, because that's all it is 😉
@@Batmann_ he’s forgetting the shitloads of money
Romance girl.
That scene never fails to make me laugh my brains out. Charlie is really an iconic character.
These are haram in Islam. We should not watch this. It's against our rules
Shut up and look at ur profile pic bitch bad in muslim blabla
@@kiara1335 we? You mean Muslims. “We” aren’t Muslims, you are…. Have fun👍
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We need a new show bas3d on this comment section
@@Josh-kt6jh that bitch is not muslim
This please leave me one is just killing it so well!!! 😂
Afterwards, as he's crawling down the hall, she says just put a little ice on em, you'll be alright.
“If there is crack in my house, I have to find it and smoke it” - Charlie Sheen
I tried a lot of different drugs in my early twenties and crack is some wild stuff man! As soon as you finish your last piece, suddenly everything on the carpet looks like a piece of crack you might've dropped and you'll be on your hands and knees scrutinizing it until you either find it all or you're satisfied that you didn't drop any, and then you either go get more or start figuring out how you can get money to get more.
@@gnosticreverend6354yeah never understood why people don't just do opiates and benzos with some light to heavy amphetamine usage. Daily opioids are so much better than tweaking especially on anything but Adderall lol. Hard to hide hard stimulant usage. Like you can stop or purposely not catch a nod, but you can't fix psychosis or skin issues at work or to family.
“All I crave is crack” - Dennis Reynolds
@@gnosticreverend6354Lol same with cocain IV, it also wears off so damn fast
“Let he without sin cast the first rock, and I shall smoketh it!” - Tyrone Biggums
This man has to be the live action version of Quagmire from Family Guy !!
Romance girl
Quagmire isn't a child molester though
I remember quagmire tried to get together with Megatron but not sure if she was under 18
@@bababoi6743 i think in that episode she had just turned 18
Romance girl
I can't believe my parents let me watch this show with them at dinner time when I was just a kid.
Charlie hooked her up permanently
"you have very warm hands"
again
"you have very warm hands"
😂😂
Romance girl .
"My brother is making lemonade".
Martiny
She’s squeezing the lemons
You cant make an decent OMLET Without breaking some EGGS
Allen said that in the waiting room
Allen’s said my brother is making lemonade in the hallway to the male nurse. I just watched this episode the other day. And it’s been like 10 times at least.
Charlie was and is my fav character always!❤
The "please" is actually very sincere 😂😂
It's amazing how many tiny little roles like this he had before he got famous (Ken Jeong). You'll be re-watching something, and then be like, "omg!"
Good thing you said it.. i love Leslie Chow.. 😂
I thought so
Everybody remembers you once you kick the shit out of 3 guys while naked in a hit movie.
I *thought this too!!
I noticed Clint Eastwood in a Godzilla movie, no credit. He wore a lab coat and did pretty much nothing the whole time. Biolante
"No matter how strong you are, if their hands are on you testicles, they're the one in charge"
-Sun Tzu
LMAO
But if our hands are on their clitoris, we are the ones in charge!
But if our hands are on their cl**oris, then we are the ones in charge.
“CUT!, I gotta go do a line. I’ll be back in 5”.
One of the best sitcom ever
I finally found it. 🎉
Show: two and a half man
Season: 2 episode: 17
Romance girl
Show name
One of the best old shows tbh
@@LolSho0orTs Romance girl
I thought that was Mimi from Jericho. Ty.
💀THE GRIP💀
yeah, you can't unfeel that
Chicago’s Notorious Grip Reaper 💀🗿
@@chickenstrangler3826😂
Two & a half men !!!! classic Charlie Sheen !!!! 😊
“….. the grip… pleasssee….” I'm dead 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Oh charlie, never gets old.
HELLO
Lol King shit
Was that in his "WINNING!" Phase of his Career?😂😏🎤👩⚕️📺B.W.
haha
You're full of crap 😂
😅😅😅😅
Damn I miss two and a half men with Charlie sheen, he kills me 😂😂
Loved this show as a kid watching it with my grandfather same with George Lopez, miss those days
"Oh dear God!" The cry at the end 🤣😂
Romance girl
Charly is such a great actor! I can only compare him to Michael J Fox! Their comedy is always on point! 😂😂😂
Funny you say that because I always thought Michael J Fox and Emilio Estevez looked alike.
That's funny, because Charlie was the one who replaced Michael J fox from the sitcom "Spin City" when Michael's Parkinson started to get real bad.
I have always felt any of those three could have acted in Apocalypse Now if they had been older.
Thats funny,thst doctor was in an episode of "Whazzup" playing a sorority girl from Cali trying to make it as a waitress whò was studying acting at night. Trevor,played by Sheen was the resturant manager and he was a "handsy" one day. She put him in his place real fast. Series was short lived but not that bad.
Charlie is a legend
This was ABSOLUTELY the funniest scene in the show's entire run...😂🤣😂🤣😂
The check to try compromise 🤣😂🤣😂 he knew he efd up, its too late "Please just leave me one"
Her roommate was probably Denise Richards...
Actually it was Bree Olsen
@@JohnDoe-fx9eb it was Carrie Fisher
@@LaughingStud It was Kagney Carter
It was trump
@@fahqfatgurls8479 Ivanka or Melania ?
This was one of the funniest episodes ever!!!
This entire scn was hilarious 😂😂😂😂😂😂
‘And that kids is why you’re all adopted’
Charlie Sheen....my hero. WWCSD
Winning!!!😂😂😂
@@rogerdodger7634A warlock from mars baby🤨💪🏽
Aids
What is this show called? Wanna watch
One of my favorite scenes
My Man Charlie was a cold dude.🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥💯🦁.
The grip 😥 !!!
yeah, you can't unfeel that
She looks so damn pretty!
U perv
Nah, flat + psycho
Way too pretty to be a doctor lol
@@dukes1993724doctors are really pretty, at least the ones I’ve encountered
Charlie’s so funny af
Show wasn't the same without him 🐐🐐🐐
name of show please
@@WhiteKnightLord 2 and a Half Men
Romance girl
He was “the Show” !!
@@jpdoc5722 Romance girl
Damn I felt it through the screen
"My brother makes Lemonade" 😂
She's unusually beautiful but also has a very suave voice. Lucky girl.
Romance girl .
What's the name of this actress?
Who holds a grudge for decades over a 2 month relationship😂😂
Have you ever dated a woman?
They remember you forgetting to put the dishes in the dishwasher 3yrs ago February.
I think she's more peeved over the fact that he doesn't remember her. Like their time together meant nothing to him.
An Itaian woman 😂
Charlie’s making Lemonade😂😂
"The Grip" 😂😂
"...and that's why I lost my medical license. Oh...did you want fries with that?"
Romance girl
2.5 men was one of the best shows ever made
"my brother is making lemonade" 😂
"PLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEZ.
...JUST LEAVE ME ONE!"😂😂😂😂😂😂
Charlie was pure gold for this show! It went downhill fast once he left and Kutcher took over! Inho
No one cares
"No actually keep going... This feels pretty Go- " *crack*
This show was the bomb when Charlie was there. 😂
The comedy scene is a genius masterpiece❤
I lost it when he said one bro😂😂😂
Who would ever leave Alicia Coppola???-Such cute freckles!
She was a who-er with a stanky puh-say.
@@DoubleDoubleWithOnions ????👎
“I date that girl for her cute freckles “ said no man ever.
@@robertjensen1048 The freckles are just the frosting!She has a striking face,great legs and is very intelligent
😂😂😂😂😂, the “please just leave me one” line had me on the floor 🤣
You've left out the best part "my brother's making lemonade"
Legend has it, he didnt really die, she just never let go
The grip had me rolling 😂😂😂😂
I needed to see mr chow's reaction.
Charlie Harper is the best pick up artist in the whole world 🌍!! 😂😂😂😂😂❤
His secret is having tiger blood pumping through his veins.
@@mrdude88 hahaha! I agree with you!
The leaving her part he coulda got away with but he really screwed the pooch this time 😭
Romance girl.
OMG, Charlie Sheen Again...LMAOff !!!😂😂😂
"Ooooh DEEEEAR GOD"...🤣🤣🤣