Simply Nailogical Nah, Cristine, just put on a thick base coat and put on some of that poison edible nail polish on. You got this, queen. (Jenna and Cristine are literally my favorite people in the world and the fact that they reference each other makes me grin in a weird, socially awkward way. Luv u both)
Girl you better take care of dem nails!!! Some of us NEED the brilliance of your nail tutorials to watch while we stare at our sad chipped polished hag nails.
Oh my god I laughed all the way through this 😂 "I'm not fighting Julia Roberts because that's three people and I'm not fighting three women" hahahahaha
Jenna needs to dress up as Dr. Phil and make a video of giving her dogs life advice. Marbles and Cermet need to get excited about their lives. I mean, Marbles is basically dead and Kermit is constantly crying and having flashbacks. They need to be Dr. Philed!
Julien Solomita (born April 17, 1992 [age 25]) also known as The Fighting Solo is an American Vlogging CZcamsr currently living in Los Angeles. Height: tall enough to fight kylie jenner Real thing on youtube wiki
Fight or give up: A giant hydra with the heads of Kermit peach and marbles Update: every time you cut off a one of the heads two guy fieri heads grow back
I can imaging Sandra Bullock, Julia Roberts, and Anne Hathaway all together and then someone tells Julien to punch Julia and he just fucking sticks Sandra Bullock right square in the face and the horror that ensues
mikkah Yo how about you stop it its a running joke in the dink fam and Jenna even laughs at it all the time so have a sense of humor and no one really wants marbles to die so calm your shit. I'm getting tired of seeing your stupid comment, please and thank you have a wonderful day though
Have y'all not seen the movie Holes?! the bitch puts rattle snake poison in her nail polish and then slaps her employee across the face while Shia lebouf watches in horror. The guy ends up with half a swollen face for days.
0spramp8 oh my gosh that was all i thought about. she like painted her nails and then scratched him across the cheek and the rattlesnake venom soaked into the cut
"I don't need 14 pieces of skin care on my face EVER." LOL Word. I'd fight Dr. Phil because his show is just getting so Maury/Springer now. He keeps bringing people back for viewers rather than actually helping them. YES to UFC youtubers. I would watch that. lol I am living for Jenna singing "Belle" LOL "Julia Roberts...I would give up because that's 3 people." OMFG I forgot about Julien's Julia blindness. LMAO
PAUSE! "can you put poison on your nails without it getting on your skin?" GURLLLL! Have you NOT seen 'holes'?! ask sigourney weaver! yasssss girl yassss! proceed with video. play.
Please DIY Lasik me. Then uppercut me while I'm chewing, and then stab me with Guy Fieri's sharp AF, ice pick, blond (with no E) hair. Then slather me with Guy's favorite BBQ sauce (which is literally anything you tell him is BBQ sauce. Literally anything) and then hand me over to Dr. Phil, where he grills me outside howbadah, and serves me to his audience. "YOU GET SOME NICOLE!! AND YOU GET SOME NICOLE!! AND YOU GET SOME NICOLE!! AND YOU GET SOME!!" **Dr. Phil theme song plays**
I watch these while I'm getting ready for school and honestly they are the only thing that keeps me from giving up and going back to bed. Please don't ever stop making these because I fear that I'll fail high school haha
There's an interesting video that attempts to explain Jimmy Fallon - and basically says because he's so talented and hilarious and steeped in comedy and the arts, he can see jokes coming a mile away and laughs preemptively, and that he genuinely finds everything funny. I like him.
"hate someone rich in privacy, because they are going to sue you. That is how the world works" Correction this is not how the world works, its how America works..
I just laughed to hard and shook my bed... the laptop bounced off the bed and the screen broke... and now all of the videos I watch are in slow motion.. what have i done.
CONSPIRACY THEORY VIDEO IDEAS: The Dyatlov Pass (was it the yeti? aliens? the military? did they go crazy?), Loch ness, Area 51, Marble's death, the bermuda triangle, OH AND THE THIRD MAN FACTOR/EFFECT/PHENOMENON THAT ONE'S TRIPPY AF
I love your podcasts so much. Listening to them is the highlight of my week. Just thought I'd send y'all some appreciation and good vibes, because y'all brighten up my entire week. Much love from Texas. ❤
I just realized for these podcasts there's only one ad in the beginning and not like 5 scattered throughout the video❤ there's CZcamsrs who put like 5 ads in a 10 minute video😂 shouts out to J&J
Can the next podcast just be Jenna singing all the Beauty and the Beast songs, interspersed with the intro to Dr. Phil? lol. and Julien can just sit there the whole podcast with his "had it" face.
Jenna would win the fight because I would give up cause I'M NOT RISKING BREAKING ANOTHER NAIL HELL NAH
yeah but at the funeral it would be considered a hero dying in battle.
Simply Nailogical hahahah love you cristine
Simply Nailogical Nah, Cristine, just put on a thick base coat and put on some of that poison edible nail polish on. You got this, queen.
(Jenna and Cristine are literally my favorite people in the world and the fact that they reference each other makes me grin in a weird, socially awkward way. Luv u both)
Girl you better take care of dem nails!!! Some of us NEED the brilliance of your nail tutorials to watch while we stare at our sad chipped polished hag nails.
ahhahaah! yaaaaas!!😂😂💅💅
Julien: "i can't imagine having such a bad weakness in my life" talking about glasses
BOI IF YOU EAT A BIT OF NORMAL BREAD YA DEAD
RgamingXtreme I'm snorting omg
RgamingXtreme I'M DEAD 😂😂😂
RgamingXtreme 😂😂😂😂😂😂
roasted.
OMG 😂
Oh my god I laughed all the way through this 😂 "I'm not fighting Julia Roberts because that's three people and I'm not fighting three women" hahahahaha
Ally Freeman when
jack wack Julien can't tell the difference between Julia Roberts, Anne Hathaway and Sandra bullock so he thinks they're all the same person.i
@@annapettit8045 lmao they were asking for the timestamp pretty sure they understood the joke lol
this is way better than smash or pass lmao
bella crehan xx Nice pfp
bella crehan xx I agree af 20/10 agree af
bella sarah xx yeah I'd much rather physically destroy someone than passive aggressively decline smashing lmao
Jenna needs to dress up as Dr. Phil and make a video of giving her dogs life advice. Marbles and Cermet need to get excited about their lives. I mean, Marbles is basically dead and Kermit is constantly crying and having flashbacks. They need to be Dr. Philed!
Larissa Amber Holy shit I didn't know I needed this till now
Larissa Amber yes!!!!!!
Larissa Amber YES!!!!
Oh my God I could die happy.
I am SO HERE FOR THIS!!
Jenna: *"We're not violent people."*
Julien: *"I'd choke him with his fucking tie!"*
Me.
Kermit: "we're not violent people"
Evil Kermit: "I'd choke him with his fucking tie!"
Super Jan
He's an called an Cermit
😂😂😂😂😂
Jenna: we dont like to fight, we are not people who pick fights...
Jenna 10 minutes later: FIIIIIGHHHT!!!
Jenna during the entire podcast
"Fight! HES USELESS OUT OF THE WATER" 😂😂
Julian:" *i would use tide in front of him* "
Jenna:"that's dark"
Julien Solomita (born April 17, 1992 [age 25]) also known as The Fighting Solo is an American Vlogging CZcamsr currently living in Los Angeles. Height: tall enough to fight kylie jenner
Real thing on youtube wiki
He’s 3’2 he’s definitely not tall enough to fight Kyle Jenner
I saw this comment right as he said tall enough to fight Kylie Jenner 😂😂👌
Petition for a podcast where Jenna sings the entire Beauty and The Beast soundtrack back to front while staring dead
Pan into the camera
HPfanatic99 no she has to do the "be our guest" headbang dance at least once
"it's a facade. it's a forhade." I HAD TO STOP THE VIDEO BECAUSE I STARTED SCREAMING
"how tall are you?"
"tall enough to fight Kylie Jenner!"
Julien: "i cant imagine having such a weakness in life"
Also Julien one month later: gets glasses
Jenna: "could you imagine a giant 8 foot tall bird bigger than a human?"
You mean an ostrich Jenna
Omg Julien was SO confident when he said Julia Roberts was in Gravity. He was 1000% done when Siri said Sandra Bullock and I was LIVING for it.
Fight or give up:
A giant hydra with the heads of Kermit peach and marbles
Update: every time you cut off a one of the heads two guy fieri heads grow back
Zoe Blossom fuckin bring it bro
oh fuck id give up that'd be an honor to have them kill me LMAO
Well Marbles is dead, so one down, and then I would just lay down some chicken and then cement and mango would literally have to serve me after that.
InnocentOnPaper lmao rip marbles
InnocentOnPaper cement and mango lmao
I'm living for Jenna just randomly interjecting with the goddamn Dr Phil theme
I can imaging Sandra Bullock, Julia Roberts, and Anne Hathaway all together and then someone tells Julien to punch Julia and he just fucking sticks Sandra Bullock right square in the face and the horror that ensues
Omfg xDD
I CANT BREATH LMFAOO
@@Sabgel03 omg when did my comment get so many likes skjdksdkkd
@@thegreatruffle you’re famous beech!
you guys should play this game my friends and I play when we're drunk: recast movies using people you know, you could do it with CZcamsrs!
trialandacetone I love this idea
Just wanted to pay my respects to Mr. Marbles....
"He's ALIVE!!!"
Nicole Amy RIP MARBLES!!
Nicole Amy stop it
Nicole Amy Omg.. that's not cool
mikkah stop it
Holliewood MUA Have you watched Jenna's video from this past week?
jenna dress up like Dr. Phil and imitate him like your hillary and bring back Moq as the special guest who has an attitude problem please jesus christ
oh my God that'd be amazing
Moq is dead though. She is with mr. marbles now.
Brianna Lally this needs to happen
Jenna and Julien : "We're not violent people"
Also them : "I will jam his sunglasses into the back of his neck!"
RIP headphone users every single time Jenna says 'FIGHT'
CZcamsr ufc, would be the greatest channel ever. That shit would be epic.
Julien start this channel on waffsicle.
+
Moni omg yes
Im going to hear Jenna singing the dr. phil song in my nightmares
i love it when jenna is in this kinda mood, its so funny
This is just the violent version of smash or pass
Jenna: Lasso me with your colored hair and force feed me one of Shane Dawson's food creations until I suffocate
R.I.P Mr. Marbles much love (less than 3)
Orignal Joke stop it
mikkah Yo how about you stop it its a running joke in the dink fam and Jenna even laughs at it all the time so have a sense of humor and no one really wants marbles to die so calm your shit. I'm getting tired of seeing your stupid comment, please and thank you have a wonderful day though
Shauna Johnston Lolol. "BIIIIIIIIIIITCH... have a nice day, tho." Haha. I'm cry laughing, thank you.
Beanis your welcome lol #dinkfam4ever
13:17 1 month later julien is wearing glasses (boiii)
"It's a facade, it's a fore hod"
I spit out all of my water when I heard that, it was so silly and unexpected
I'd pay to get a Jenna Marbles rendition of all of the Beauty and the Beast songs
Have y'all not seen the movie Holes?! the bitch puts rattle snake poison in her nail polish and then slaps her employee across the face while Shia lebouf watches in horror. The guy ends up with half a swollen face for days.
0spramp8 oh my gosh that was all i thought about. she like painted her nails and then scratched him across the cheek and the rattlesnake venom soaked into the cut
0spramp8 i was thinking the same thing! i thought for sure Jenna would've seen Holes.
I've been looking for this comment because it was the first thing I thought of
0spramp8 that’s the first thing i thought of!!
My favorite movie scene
"can you imagine a bird bigger than a human?" umm, you mean an ostrich Jenna? 😂
drinking game: drink everytime jenna sings the dr phil theme song
"it's a façade" "it's a forehade" LMAO JENNA
"I don't need 14 pieces of skin care on my face EVER." LOL Word. I'd fight Dr. Phil because his show is just getting so Maury/Springer now. He keeps bringing people back for viewers rather than actually helping them.
YES to UFC youtubers. I would watch that. lol
I am living for Jenna singing "Belle" LOL
"Julia Roberts...I would give up because that's 3 people." OMFG I forgot about Julien's Julia blindness. LMAO
please do a video on your main channel where you're Doctor Phil and you have MOQ on as your guest
Ryan Goodman OH MY GOSH THIS IS GOLD
or julien is dressed up as the catch me outside girl
Moq is too perfect to need help
i just want to say that i was the girl who told julien he was the most scientifically correct person in the world
My moms been in the hospital for a while but seeing this immediately made me so happy wth
I'm in the same situation, except it's my dad currently in the hospital. I send my love
Maria Del Risco it's rough, I send my love right back💕
i'm in the hospital so i definitely feel you on this. hope things get better
Sending love to all of you x
E Patricia Dink fam is here for you! ❤💙💚
I want a podcast of nothing but Jenna singing Doctor Phil... oh wait
PAUSE! "can you put poison on your nails without it getting on your skin?" GURLLLL! Have you NOT seen 'holes'?! ask sigourney weaver! yasssss girl yassss! proceed with video. play.
I was looking for this comment
Jenna randomly bursting in with Beauty and the Beast is LIFE
Please DIY Lasik me. Then uppercut me while I'm chewing, and then stab me with Guy Fieri's sharp AF, ice pick, blond (with no E) hair. Then slather me with Guy's favorite BBQ sauce (which is literally anything you tell him is BBQ sauce. Literally anything) and then hand me over to Dr. Phil, where he grills me outside howbadah, and serves me to his audience. "YOU GET SOME NICOLE!! AND YOU GET SOME NICOLE!! AND YOU GET SOME NICOLE!! AND YOU GET SOME!!"
**Dr. Phil theme song plays**
Nicole Amy fuckin incredible
Nicole Amy iconic
Nicole Amy poetic
I fucking love you guys. ❤🙃❤
blond lol
Apparently there are 10,400 minions according to bustle
I love how Jenna is ALWAYS surprised when Julien segues into sponsor breaks
I watch these while I'm getting ready for school and honestly they are the only thing that keeps me from giving up and going back to bed. Please don't ever stop making these because I fear that I'll fail high school haha
R.I.P. Marbles.
He will be missed.
justcallmedaf here to pay my respects
R.I.P
justcallmedaf stop it
mikkah Why are you so mad at all the marble comments? They're hilarious
justcallmedaf rest in peace to such a stupid soul
Is Mr. Marbles ALIVE?
heh.
fran rose stop it
fran rose no
THE JOKE
THEIR HEADS
:)
Dwight Schrute fight or give up?
babeeegirl123 give up, Dwight would 100% pull out some fucked up shit
babeeegirl123 Give up!!!
babeeegirl123 give up.. dwight is vicious
babeeegirl123 fight
babeeegirl123 GIVE THE FUCK UP
Her Boston accent comes out when she starts talking shit haha
Clink dink! notification squad sound off!
Tiffany VonGravely DINK HERE
Tiffany VonGravely DINK DINK IM,HERE
Tiffany VonGravely Dink Dink *Julien dab*
cliink clink ima here
Tiffany VonGravely sorry I was asleep so I'm an hour late don't abuse me pls
We all know what next weeks is going to be #youtubegate
Amandeez I fucking hope!
Beanis it is. jenna said it would be.
Amandeez IM SO EXCITED DHBWIRJBW
court kendell If they don't do it I say we get dr.phil to sue them : )
Kaitlin73_Drawings I'm even banking on an early one considering how serious it is.
Rip Maribel my favorite dachshund
Mootzen - Oh my 🤣
How to mildly annoy your Julien for 42:18 minutes
"Do ya like Bailey's? Mmm, creamy, salty cream and beige."
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Ever drink Bailey's from a shoe?
OLD GREGG MY PEOPLE!
FIGHT THAT CLIT BOOOOOOOI DA NA NA NA NA NA NAAAAAAA
Everytime they say thank you sponsors I automatically say it too
"Is it against the rules to use a tractor?" 😂😂
"dude" "dude" I love how they go from couple to bros when they talk about beating people up
Alex Sokolik
the best relationships do
"and Kermits better than Norman and Bambi" i love it😹💕
Omg when Jenna busted out Beauty and the Beast 😂😂😂😍
From now on, whenever life sucks, I will come back to this video and listen to Jenna's Gaston song.
I never want to hear "Guy Fieri" and "finger fuck" in the same sentence again
All jokes aside, when any of the dogs pass, they are going to have the most epic internet funeral in the world. Loved by so many millions and dinks.
Jenna is so extra trolly in this and I am LIVING for it
Can we get a podcast of Jenna just singing Disney songs? 10/10 would listen to and replay over and over again.
Don't watch or listen to this while you are doing your makeup. I literally cried it off and had to start over 😖😂
Booked for approximately 42 minutes. Bye world!
A fight at vidcon. That's how youtube beefs should be legitimized and another way to be settled.
Marzia is Italian she has secrets and a big Ole family
Is marble alive?
rachelp98 Yes, but people think it's funny to act like he's dead. 😭😂 It's so mean😂
rachelp98 no
no
no🙁
rachelp98 not anymore 😕
i want to see jenna, julien and dogs fight jacksfilms and his dogs
And now julien has glasses 😂
There's an interesting video that attempts to explain Jimmy Fallon - and basically says because he's so talented and hilarious and steeped in comedy and the arts, he can see jokes coming a mile away and laughs preemptively, and that he genuinely finds everything funny.
I like him.
"hate someone rich in privacy, because they are going to sue you. That is how the world works" Correction this is not how the world works, its how America works..
I just laughed to hard and shook my bed... the laptop bounced off the bed and the screen broke... and now all of the videos I watch are in slow motion.. what have i done.
Amanda Davis - Damn.
Omg that's awful i hope you get it fixed
Aww. At least you can use a phone
You know it’s been too long when this starts to feel nostalgic 🥺
This is the only channel that I don't skip through the sponsorships because they actually make it interesting
12:21 LMAO I WAS TRYING TO SLEEP AND I HAD MY PHONE SCREEN DOWN AND IM LAUGHING SO MUCH ITS SO LATE MY WHOLE FAMILY IS ASLEEP
CONSPIRACY THEORY VIDEO IDEAS: The Dyatlov Pass (was it the yeti? aliens? the military? did they go crazy?), Loch ness, Area 51, Marble's death, the bermuda triangle, OH AND THE THIRD MAN FACTOR/EFFECT/PHENOMENON THAT ONE'S TRIPPY AF
mmmstbn the dyatlov pass one for sure! that shit is just...I don't even know. so strange
mmmstbn - not cool about Marbles death. He’s an old dog. And Jenna and Julien are tired of those jokes.
there are MILLIONS of minions. MILLIONS.
I love your podcasts so much. Listening to them is the highlight of my week. Just thought I'd send y'all some appreciation and good vibes, because y'all brighten up my entire week. Much love from Texas. ❤
Fight or give up - Miranda Sings? LOL. I feel like she'd be ultra weird in a fight.
hissyfit4711 I feel like she would win in every situation by just being fuckn weird 😂😂😂
hissyfit4711 I feel like she would not hold back at all, I'd pass 😂 she's terrifying when she's upset
I just realized for these podcasts there's only one ad in the beginning and not like 5 scattered throughout the video❤ there's CZcamsrs who put like 5 ads in a 10 minute video😂 shouts out to J&J
Jenna talking about incapacitating someone by holding their hair lmfao. I love these podcasts too much
I love Jenna's energy this week! Get it !
Can the next podcast just be Jenna singing all the Beauty and the Beast songs, interspersed with the intro to Dr. Phil? lol. and Julien can just sit there the whole podcast with his "had it" face.
my favorite part is the mid episode sponser segways every single episode.. i love it
Guy Fieri? Fight
Simply Nailogical? Fight
Gordon Ramsay? Fight
Ree Drummond? Fight
Dr. Phil? Fight
*Hotel? Trivago*
I'm DYING the descriptions of the fights
I'm so ready for a Be Our Guest/ Gaston mash-up
You should do a podcast where you guess the meanings of phobias just by their names
hannah Bob yesss👏👏
Omg I die when Julian talks about Sandra bullock and Julia Roberts 😂😂😂😂😂
Please can we have another conspiracy theories podcast🙏
In fact can we have a Julia Roberts, Anne hathaway, Sandra bullock conspiracy podcast😂
I watched Despicable Me the other day with the 4-year-old I babysit. There's a whole army of minions. Definitely more than three
I actually IRL cackled at "forhade." I RARELY legit cackle at shit I'm watching but I'm in FUCKIN TEARS
You guys make my mondays 10,000,000 times better!
my aesthetic is Julien slapping Jenna's mic away every time she sang the Dr. Phil theme song.