cousin greg being on a whole other level in succession s2

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  • čas přidán 28. 11. 2020
  • he's more than a sprinkle!
    he's a criminal mastermind
    #succession #cousingreg

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  • @jeesuk
    @jeesuk Před 2 lety +8261

    Every small opening I see is a reminder that the attack child has mercifully allowed me to live another day.

    • @zikhona-4111
      @zikhona-4111 Před 2 lety +57

      what kind of kids does Cousin Greg know?

    • @jeesuk
      @jeesuk Před 2 lety +142

      @@zikhona-4111 those who are highly trained in combat, armed, and able to fit through small openings.

    • @leoneljaramillo6710
      @leoneljaramillo6710 Před 2 lety +2

      ......................

    • @sparkylikestrash3788
      @sparkylikestrash3788 Před 2 lety +63

      ​@@zikhona-4111 I think he has trauma from his mascot days

    • @srldwg
      @srldwg Před 2 lety +3

      @@sparkylikestrash3788 😅🤣😂

  • @markusklein7222
    @markusklein7222 Před 3 lety +11296

    Greg Princibles :
    1. Against Racism
    2. Dont lie.... if you are the news.

  • @ianforsyth9075
    @ianforsyth9075 Před 2 lety +5066

    “A person can definitely fit through there, a small person, an attack child”
    Bro I’m rolling

    • @snowchips9596
      @snowchips9596 Před 2 lety +24

      I literally died laughing 🤣

    • @adamya8189
      @adamya8189 Před 2 lety +4

      Attack child 🤣🤣🤣

    • @dielaughing73
      @dielaughing73 Před 2 lety +6

      @@snowchips9596 are you OK now though?

    • @christopherbanuelos4780
      @christopherbanuelos4780 Před 2 lety +19

      When I first watched that episode I was literally crying of laughter....that excruciating yet also wonderful back pain of laughter. It was absolutely hilarious. "I mean they can waft gas in here".

    • @CocoForBird
      @CocoForBird Před 10 měsíci +2

      @@dielaughing73no, they died laughing.

  • @flowercat0
    @flowercat0 Před 3 lety +6316

    I love this man so much
    "If it is to be said, so it be, so it is"

    • @jashnchahal7544
      @jashnchahal7544 Před 3 lety +643

      ‘You can speak to us normally’ ‘thank you sir, so shall I’

    • @johnr797
      @johnr797 Před 2 lety +144

      Can't make a tomelet without cracking a few Gregs

    • @secret222
      @secret222 Před 2 lety +170

      @@jashnchahal7544 he merely wishes to answer in the affirmative fashion

    • @crazymonkey1545
      @crazymonkey1545 Před 2 lety +35

      Are you alright?

    • @franka1621
      @franka1621 Před 2 lety +23

      @@crazymonkey1545 that line cracks me up every time 😂

  • @silvermeta2421
    @silvermeta2421 Před 2 lety +9135

    I love how Greg fears everyone but Logan.

    • @silvermeta2421
      @silvermeta2421 Před 2 lety +123

      Because Evan ik.

    • @georgedanilov8898
      @georgedanilov8898 Před 2 lety +1023

      It’s hilarious, and Logan actually digs it )
      He likes Greg, he is a survivor too

    • @MilmorInc
      @MilmorInc Před 2 lety +759

      Right? I rewatched the pilot where Greg talked to Logan like a boss and he didn’t even realize how much respect it earned him. Love that moment
      Something only really noticeable upon second watch.

    • @pffilms2522
      @pffilms2522 Před 2 lety +219

      He does fear logan, wtf are you talking about lol.

    • @kgizzle92
      @kgizzle92 Před 2 lety +326

      Greg has a fire in him that his kids don’t…he’s not comfortable!

  • @jaydaniels6172
    @jaydaniels6172 Před 3 lety +4763

    I loved the worlds most polite blackmail, and how happy Tom was that it was happening.

    • @ZarilloKi
      @ZarilloKi Před 2 lety +321

      He was so proud 😂

    • @genuineparticle
      @genuineparticle Před 2 lety +43

      I'll never tell

    • @dielaughing73
      @dielaughing73 Před 2 lety +6

      @@genuineparticle but he did

    • @richardteuchler
      @richardteuchler Před 2 lety +18

      That's one of the funniest scenes I've seen in TV/movies 😆

    • @zazabroom
      @zazabroom Před rokem +13

      Greg recording Tom on his phone on the down low was hilarious 🤣

  • @chickeneffect
    @chickeneffect Před 3 lety +2843

    3:42 "are you asking me if you can blackmail me" Tom has HEART EYES

    • @ellie5477
      @ellie5477 Před 2 lety +158

      they should be cannon!!

    • @vkd8721
      @vkd8721 Před 2 lety +78

      Well, I accept your blackmail

    • @rarafura1315
      @rarafura1315 Před rokem +81

      FRRR HE'S PROUD PROUD

    • @BryanCostner
      @BryanCostner Před 11 měsíci +12

      At that point I was like "Jesus dudes, get married already" 😂😂

  • @PoochMan93
    @PoochMan93 Před 3 lety +3218

    “The thing I need storage for most urgently of all, Stanley, is me”

    • @SpellingBeeC
      @SpellingBeeC Před rokem +5

      😂😂😂😂

    • @explodingplant2
      @explodingplant2 Před 11 měsíci +10

      I think of cousin Greg every time I see a realtor show

    • @dga52
      @dga52 Před 10 měsíci +4

      so great hahhahahahahah

  • @ashleighdurant1770
    @ashleighdurant1770 Před 2 lety +2485

    The greatest trick Gregg Egg ever pulled was convincing the world he was a harmless fool.

    • @bruceturnbull4219
      @bruceturnbull4219 Před 2 lety +164

      he’s even convinced himself of that

    • @gothicxromantic
      @gothicxromantic Před rokem +89

      “Better a witty fool than a foolish wit”

    • @minister2965
      @minister2965 Před 11 měsíci +1

      And now hes on top

    • @etrip9134
      @etrip9134 Před 11 měsíci +31

      ​@@minister2965 He's at the bottom of the top

    • @KnucklesxReala911
      @KnucklesxReala911 Před 10 měsíci +21

      ​@@etrip9134that's like the best position you can have

  • @SanaBaig98
    @SanaBaig98 Před 3 lety +7813

    I think its just funny how he's literally 6 foot 6, way taller than everyone on the show, yet he's literally a lanky child

  • @luzclaritas.dealmeida4890
    @luzclaritas.dealmeida4890 Před 2 lety +1303

    "so I shall" kills me every single time

    • @dielaughing73
      @dielaughing73 Před 2 lety +21

      How else does one answer in the affirmative?

  • @perspectivesmatter7440
    @perspectivesmatter7440 Před 3 lety +4015

    "you cant make few tommllets without breaking some greggs" has to be the best quote of all time.
    Also "negotiate bit of Gregxit" LMAO

    • @calebdye2959
      @calebdye2959 Před 3 lety +125

      Don’t forget Greg sprinkles

    • @johnr797
      @johnr797 Před 3 lety +83

      @@calebdye2959 all killer no filler that guy. Did he ever have a bad quote?

    • @elzbthcho
      @elzbthcho Před 3 lety +30

      Gregxit 😭

  • @asanokatana
    @asanokatana Před rokem +1038

    Talking about how Nazis are the worst while literally using a human being as a piece of furniture is the perfect summary of this show and its brilliance.

  • @musicman9023
    @musicman9023 Před rokem +311

    "Male rape... rrrrrrr-ape of the male" always gets me, without fail!

    • @tbuckley2031
      @tbuckley2031 Před 2 měsíci +1

      That line made me start watching 😂 that plus Roman’s Witt and the full circle to figure 8 Moe Lester joke

  • @sgtlamancha805
    @sgtlamancha805 Před 3 lety +2312

    “Greg, you’re a criminal mastermind. What polyglot genius could ever hope to crack your impenetrable code.” The look that Matthew gives him after that...I just can’t 😵😆

    • @tyler547
      @tyler547 Před 3 lety +116

      Tom carries the show for me

    • @lifotheparty6195
      @lifotheparty6195 Před 2 lety +31

      Greg is already angry that he was put into that situation by Tom so it’s a literal situation of adding insult to injury.
      I hate Tom so goddamn much. I run into so many of these tiny kings on their tiny hills that I just struggle to empathize.

    • @loubloom777
      @loubloom777 Před 2 lety +100

      "Shut up..."
      "Easy"

    • @erikzherrllo6960
      @erikzherrllo6960 Před 2 lety +9

      @@tyler547 this two carry the whole show wow

    • @dielaughing73
      @dielaughing73 Před 2 lety +38

      BUT THEY ARE NOT, IN FACT, RECEIPTS!

  • @lumilad
    @lumilad Před 3 lety +1626

    His grandfather looks so fed up every time Greg opens his mouth. I love it.

    • @chimp4225
      @chimp4225 Před 11 měsíci +24

      Classic Tacitus

    • @sesaarinen
      @sesaarinen Před měsícem +1

      Yeah and I love it how Greggs knowledge to any historical references is like an absolute nil 😂

  • @ykwhattheysay.3176
    @ykwhattheysay.3176 Před 2 lety +378

    The way he hugs people is so funny , it’s like he’s hugging children

    • @edaj1990
      @edaj1990 Před rokem +19

      Pretty much everyone is child size to him haha

  • @kman20
    @kman20 Před 3 lety +720

    Breaking Bad was about the evolution of Walter White into Heisenberg. Succession is about the evolution of Greg the egg into the CEO of Waystar

    • @TheAlps36
      @TheAlps36 Před 2 lety +4

      Given the clusterfuck that theme park is, Gregg will meet the same end as Walt

  • @cowboysonfilm
    @cowboysonfilm Před 3 lety +2304

    not pictured: greg trying to sing along to kendall's dundee rap (despite never having heard it before)

    • @peterumathum4903
      @peterumathum4903 Před 3 lety +149

      L TO THE OG

    • @uhm7293
      @uhm7293 Před 2 lety +52

      @@peterumathum4903 DUDE BE THE OG

    • @everetthaddock1140
      @everetthaddock1140 Před 2 lety +37

      @@uhm7293 AND HE PLAYIN

    • @philim9267
      @philim9267 Před 2 lety +36

      @@everetthaddock1140 PLAYIN LIKE A PRO

    • @freesuckerMCR
      @freesuckerMCR Před 2 lety +67

      Nicholas Braun actually said in an interview that Jeremy Strong wanted Greg to join him on stage at one point cause he thought that Kendall probably would’ve run the lyrics by him before. They didn’t do it in the end but they did add the few shots of Greg cheering from the audience and trying to sing along, like he already knew Kendall was gonna do it.

  • @pursuitofvictories5
    @pursuitofvictories5 Před 3 lety +2903

    cousin greg IS the Moment.

    • @nijohn12
      @nijohn12 Před 3 lety +31

      "now come on now"
      lmfao

    • @DSY646
      @DSY646 Před 3 lety +33

      “I have some leverage but I’m reluctant to use it”! 😂😇

    • @hammeringinmyhead2
      @hammeringinmyhead2 Před 3 lety +9

      He’s more than a sprinkle 🤷🏽‍♂️

    • @CooperDianeBob
      @CooperDianeBob Před 3 lety +5

      He's got a point, he's an icon, he's a legend and he is the moment.

    • @caraj5054
      @caraj5054 Před 2 lety

      TRUEEEE

  • @Rgdarkchild
    @Rgdarkchild Před 3 lety +8921

    Greg is gonna somehow end up on top

    • @kevinkiarie9237
      @kevinkiarie9237 Před 3 lety +278

      Season 3, he might be Kendall's executive assistant.

    • @meganspencer805
      @meganspencer805 Před 3 lety +27

      kevin kiarie I am HERE for that. 🙌

    • @amazingabby25
      @amazingabby25 Před 3 lety +176

      I hope his grandfather is proud of him for fucking over Logan. And he gets back in the will. Kendall and Gregggg

    • @milk_cow_blues
      @milk_cow_blues Před 3 lety +10

      amazingabby25 I don't think so. I mean, he vote against Kendall instead of supporting him to destroy Logan.

    • @Rgdarkchild
      @Rgdarkchild Před 3 lety +24

      @@milk_cow_blues huh no he didn't he gave Kendall the signed papers at the end

  • @mrmagoozle
    @mrmagoozle Před 2 lety +1575

    You missed one of the best bits when Greg meets the mother of the Roy’s!
    “Hello your excellency”

  • @faisaldai1794
    @faisaldai1794 Před 3 lety +4140

    Tom and greg are the best duo i've ever seen

    • @tchombre1992
      @tchombre1992 Před 3 lety +138

      They're relationship is seriously my favorite in the show lmao.

    • @weasle620
      @weasle620 Před 3 lety +218

      You can’t make a tomlette with out breaking a few Greg’s!

    • @celine7811231
      @celine7811231 Před 2 lety

      @@tchombre1992 I enjoy them tooo🤣🤣

    • @carlenrader6171
      @carlenrader6171 Před 2 lety +22

      gay people

    • @vaskylark
      @vaskylark Před 2 lety +10

      @@carlenrader6171 They aren't gay. It's a business relationship. Greg works for Tom.

  • @dustin_echoes
    @dustin_echoes Před 2 lety +1813

    The writing of this show is truly out of this world.

    • @Hhhhhrro
      @Hhhhhrro Před 2 lety

      Arthur Fleck heresy

    • @melodyal3357
      @melodyal3357 Před 2 lety +1

      So agree!!!👍👏

    • @cicranelnaz
      @cicranelnaz Před 2 lety +21

      This is a once in a lifetime show

    • @oight
      @oight Před 2 lety +7

      i saw that the creator (he’s from the uk) was a writer on the thick of it for the first 2 seasons. it explains so much to me why i love the humour in this haha, it’s really similar but this is just a bit more serious in an american context.
      then omfg the dundee episode was mad to me as someone who went to uni in dundee. the fact that a big american show like this had an episode in DUNDEE,,, omg that whole episode was a pure overload on the senses man hahaha. even the little hibs/hearts purchase was so funny, i knew that was gonna happen. little jokes in the writing that shows they’ve put in the effort to have a wee nod to scottish things, it makes me happy that the writers must have asked brian cox for some input on that episode 😆

    • @Samelala
      @Samelala Před rokem +2

      @@oight co created Peep show too, pretty much says it all

  • @analunu
    @analunu Před 3 lety +1670

    HOW IS THIS SAFE??? IT’S JUST A ROOM!!!

  • @yq2586
    @yq2586 Před 3 lety +1323

    his breakdown in the bathroom is the funniest shit ever

    • @SorroVEVO
      @SorroVEVO Před 3 lety +76

      i think it was more of a rehearsal and an a detailed one too because he was even thinking about wind and even his pockets.

    • @miltonmontiel853
      @miltonmontiel853 Před 2 lety +127

      He was testing the audio quality of the mic in order to record the conversation he had with Tom when they burned the evidence.

    • @TheAlps36
      @TheAlps36 Před 2 lety +9

      @@SorroVEVO he should've just used the hand-dryer for wind background

  • @blaccnblu
    @blaccnblu Před 2 lety +611

    Remember when Greg told everyone he'd be going by GregORY from now on, and then it was never mentioned again.

    • @alsimanche
      @alsimanche Před 2 lety +5

      Can anyone explain how he's being called cousin and refer to logan roy as his uncle?? I mean if his grandfather ewan is the brother of logan, then doesn't it mean that logan is also his grandfather?, And kendall shiv and roman are his uncles and aunt??,like i don't get it, do i miss something

    • @atrainofthought99
      @atrainofthought99 Před 2 lety +35

      @@alsimanche Logan is his great uncle, the brother to Greg’s grandfather.
      Which makes Kendall, Roman and Shiv - his second cousins.

    • @EatTheRich848
      @EatTheRich848 Před rokem +28

      @@atrainofthought99 you left out Connor 💀

    • @Xyz-ht3rx
      @Xyz-ht3rx Před rokem +43

      @@EatTheRich848 He usually gets left out

    • @R.444-
      @R.444- Před rokem +23

      @@Xyz-ht3rx but it’s important to note he was interested in politics from a very young age

  • @bchen0709
    @bchen0709 Před 3 lety +1065

    “But they are NOT, IN FACT, receipts.”

    • @whcares
      @whcares  Před 3 lety +102

      THE DELIVERY

    • @peterumathum4903
      @peterumathum4903 Před 3 lety +93

      I dont think tom has a single line in the show that isn't funny

    • @SomeGamer1111
      @SomeGamer1111 Před 3 lety +40

      Greg, you’re a criminal mastermind

    • @fanboy5272
      @fanboy5272 Před 3 lety +28

      @@peterumathum4903 "Thank you Logan. Thank you for the chicken".

    • @catneedham4913
      @catneedham4913 Před 2 lety +9

      Hahahaha!! Tom Wambsgans (even the name kills me dead) is one of the funniest characters ever conceived and acted on any show. My favorite is after the Tomlette line and him saying it was just a joke with that nervous little self loathing laugh. Every scene is dripping with it. Except when his repressed anger is finally unleashed and he goes “fuck it” like when he ate Logan’s chicken 😂😂😂

  • @Chief24914
    @Chief24914 Před rokem +259

    “THIS is the safe room”
    “How is it safe? It’s just a room!!!!!”
    This was actually a very accurate yet hilarious statement

  • @tinetannies4637
    @tinetannies4637 Před 2 lety +760

    "If it is to be said, so it be, so it is" 7:11 -- Greg's stammering testimony is one of my favorite small moments on the show

    • @Celestina0
      @Celestina0 Před 2 lety +72

      Greg is basically what would happen if any random viewer was suddenly inserted into the scene. You vaguely know the tone people take and what legalese/businessy words people use, but would sound like an idiot trying to make a meaningful sentence out of it

    • @digitalaccess2697
      @digitalaccess2697 Před rokem +2

      Me toooooooooo it's too damn funny !!

    • @digitalaccess2697
      @digitalaccess2697 Před rokem +2

      @@Celestina0 exactly

    • @mckaylamurphy5336
      @mckaylamurphy5336 Před 2 měsíci +1

      I quote this way too much lol

  • @earthteacherbk
    @earthteacherbk Před 2 lety +560

    Never noticed Ken's reaction to Greg hugging him. Like it was unusual for him to receive genuine appreciation and gratitude from someone with a hug.

    • @dielaughing73
      @dielaughing73 Před 2 lety +41

      Roman's reaction was even better

    • @dalayarichardson5977
      @dalayarichardson5977 Před 2 lety +23

      I loved it too it reminds me of my and cousin and I he’s definitely my cousin Greg

    • @davidburros8619
      @davidburros8619 Před rokem +2

      Such a great moment for both of them….

  • @nidhihebbar7472
    @nidhihebbar7472 Před 2 lety +232

    "i just want someone to touch my head" he is A CHILDDDDD

  • @isoldewas
    @isoldewas Před 3 lety +811

    “The evidence does not wish to be destroyed”

  • @sara_gozakam7593
    @sara_gozakam7593 Před 2 lety +779

    5:18 are we really not going to talk about Greg calling himself “Pretty boy”? Because I think it’s beautiful

  • @egglaplant
    @egglaplant Před 2 lety +139

    kills me when he looks at himself in the mirror and just says "rape of the male" wtf

  • @jameslatin2939
    @jameslatin2939 Před 3 lety +323

    "I'm more than a sprinkle."
    Greg, you're arguing in the wrong direction!

    • @BatmanHQYT
      @BatmanHQYT Před 2 lety +11

      That's my favorite part of that. You'd want to be a smaller "skull" in that situation.

  • @agustorena
    @agustorena Před 3 lety +822

    4:22 Greg spelled secret with a C and then tried to make it look like an S. The level of detail of this show is mind blowing

    • @user-xh4br5do2w
      @user-xh4br5do2w Před 3 lety +185

      maybe he wanted to write "confidential" but changed his mind ? It would fit his character better I guess haha

    • @keithiso8903
      @keithiso8903 Před 2 lety +61

      Lmao reminds me of when my coworker asked me to go in the back to find the box of pamphlets he made the day before... he wrote “panflits” on it😂

    • @lessthanthreemetal
      @lessthanthreemetal Před rokem +2

      ​@@keithiso8903panflits lmao

    • @jamesrosewell9081
      @jamesrosewell9081 Před 11 měsíci

      Lmao holy shit that's amazing

  • @Arunabh5feb1996
    @Arunabh5feb1996 Před 3 lety +326

    An attack child is the worst kind of child

  • @greenflowerstreet
    @greenflowerstreet Před 2 lety +112

    “if it is to be said”
    “sorry?”
    “if it is to be said, so it be-so it is.”

  • @kiribundi
    @kiribundi Před 3 lety +697

    I call he inherits everything. It makes the most sense for his character arc

    • @chlorisae
      @chlorisae Před 3 lety +85

      definitely. or he’s going to be like the right hand man of whoever actually ends up on top

    • @jsghetler
      @jsghetler Před 2 lety +6

      Logan thinks everyone is a moron, including Greg. It won’t happen.

    • @daddydoza5164
      @daddydoza5164 Před 2 lety +11

      @@jsghetler exactly that’s what no one seems to understand about Logan. The only person Logan has even remotely shown any respect for in the show is Matsson, which is why it makes so much sense for GoJo to run Waystar. In the end everyone’s so delusional with aspirations of greed & pride that they don’t understand how little respect Logan has for all of them.

    • @diabl2master
      @diabl2master Před rokem

      It would be hilarious. I've thought that from the beginning

    • @Maxxximilian90
      @Maxxximilian90 Před 6 měsíci

      It didn’t.

  • @burtmacklinfbi5988
    @burtmacklinfbi5988 Před 2 lety +255

    I would like to put this character into a cup with some leaves and twigs and observe him

  • @geniehossain3738
    @geniehossain3738 Před 2 lety +657

    Just saying that Tom had a more dramatic and emotional response to his underling possibly leaving him than he did when he found out his wife ON THEIR WEDDING DAY couldn’t be monogamous.

    • @yourakhibrahim
      @yourakhibrahim Před 2 lety +173

      I think his meltdown on Greg was what he truly felt with Shiv

    • @gudetamaenthusiast8315
      @gudetamaenthusiast8315 Před rokem +110

      mainly because he fears shiv, but he thinks of greg as someone under him and thus he feels more comfortable to react to him as he really would and should

    • @O.G.H.
      @O.G.H. Před rokem +41

      @@gudetamaenthusiast8315 I don't think he fears her, I believe he desperately doesn't want to lose her but can't really do much about it, so he leaves it out on poor Greg

    • @jplace524
      @jplace524 Před rokem +35

      Tom views Greg as the person he controls. He doesn't want to lose the one person in family he controls.

    • @pahvi3
      @pahvi3 Před rokem +33

      Logan manipulates his children, Shiv manipulates Tom and Tom abuses poor Greg who's in the bottom of the food chain

  • @onlythelonely93
    @onlythelonely93 Před 3 lety +560

    But on other news kendall being dead behind the eyes when anyone(except maybe stewy)hugs him is something we should address.

    • @johnr797
      @johnr797 Před 3 lety +24

      When he hugged shiv he wasn't

    • @peterumathum4903
      @peterumathum4903 Před 3 lety +92

      "cant even hug your own daughter yeah i saw that you freak"

  • @doom3798
    @doom3798 Před 3 lety +221

    yes. yes, if it is to be said. if it is to be said, so it be- so it is.

    • @gaby5643
      @gaby5643 Před 3 lety +1

      Big Noah centineo energy

  • @joeyjoejoe3011
    @joeyjoejoe3011 Před 2 lety +212

    "benign fungus...great title for your memoirs" The man is a master at delivering sarcasm, in a more upbeat way as well. Earns every penny on this show

  • @leena6900
    @leena6900 Před 2 lety +81

    "A small person, an attack child"

  • @steffnic13
    @steffnic13 Před 2 lety +347

    The fact that Tom ended up in a closet instead of the actual Panic Room with the family. 😂😭

    • @ohduana6746
      @ohduana6746 Před 2 lety +38

      And Shiv just brushed him off on the phone, then HUNG UP when he asked her where the real panic room was 😭😭😭

  • @helpconflict9851
    @helpconflict9851 Před 3 lety +188

    In season 7, when roman has taken over the company by betraying Kendall, and Shiv helps get Connor impeached from the presidency, The family is meeting again. Cousin Greg is nowhere. Suddenly, the light flashes and an attack child stabs them all. and Tom realizes that Cousin Greg did it.

  • @slashdisco
    @slashdisco Před 3 lety +3161

    I totally get the Cousin Greg fandom but I still admire Kendall most: despite occasional ingrained moments of douchery, he's ultimately a fragile and vulnerable soul, and an instinctively kind and sympathetic person. Jeremy Strong acts the SHIT out of him.

    • @tak3aw4y6
      @tak3aw4y6 Před 3 lety +139

      He did essentially kill a guy

    • @slashdisco
      @slashdisco Před 3 lety +335

      @@tak3aw4y6 He really didn't. He dove twice into the lake to find the guy; he tried. Yes, he was driving; but they were both high on ketamine. The waiter accepted some degree of risk.
      It's a terrible situation but it's not fair to say Kendall killed him. This, by the way, is based on the very real Chappaquiddick incident involving Ted Kennedy. Senator Kennedy died in 2009 a hero; like Kendall, he was a good man who was involved in an unfortunate accident in which he made some bad choices.

    • @calebdye2959
      @calebdye2959 Před 3 lety +166

      @@slashdisco also the dude is the one who took the wheel and swung it off the road. When there’s a deer in the road, you hit that shit head on to avoid a worse crash

    • @SH-op9hc
      @SH-op9hc Před 3 lety +142

      @@slashdisco why are people defending Kendall so hardly I’m so confused... you can say he’s an interesting and nuanced character without stanning him. He was in fact reckless and tried to escape taking responsibility for a boys death

    • @Wesley-kk2ir
      @Wesley-kk2ir Před 3 lety +21

      @@SH-op9hc the kid caused the crash

  • @alibellule
    @alibellule Před 3 lety +460

    “perhaps thriving in the sand” the way he has me dying all the time is almost unfair

  • @oof-rr5nf
    @oof-rr5nf Před 3 lety +453

    GO CLASS TRAITOR GOOO 🗣️😘

  • @sophie-hu4nv
    @sophie-hu4nv Před 3 lety +741

    im obsessed with ewan. this family IS full of vipers so true king

    • @feyrol42
      @feyrol42 Před 3 lety +96

      I thought I was the only one that loves Ewan. He gets a lot of hate, to me he’s hilarious.

    • @_JudgeDredd
      @_JudgeDredd Před 3 lety +38

      He’s old school. I find the older I get, the less bullshit I can tolerate. If I continue on this trajectory, I could definitely see myself getting to Ewan levels someday haha

    • @tyler547
      @tyler547 Před 3 lety +62

      He still sits on atleast a billion. Ppl who thinks he’s a socialist are so off

    • @cethomas324
      @cethomas324 Před 2 lety +1

      @@feyrol42 Three cheers for Uncle Sasquatch! Nope, you're definitely not the only Ewan fan.

    • @feyrol42
      @feyrol42 Před 2 lety

      @@cethomas324 So happy I'm not alone!

  • @darymarkova
    @darymarkova Před 3 lety +803

    Cousin Greg and Kendall are gonna rule the whole damn empire by the end of this show, mark my words 🙌

  • @BatmanHQYT
    @BatmanHQYT Před 2 lety +141

    "God, Tacitus, just, he- all killer no filler with him." HAHAHAHAHA

  • @The0neWomanShow
    @The0neWomanShow Před 2 lety +82

    his entire congressional hearing was hilarious 'if it is to be said then so it is' and 'you can speak to us normally' 'yes sir, so I shall'

  • @FabalociousDee
    @FabalociousDee Před 2 lety +2079

    The joke of this show is, everyone else speaks nonsense with rakish confidence, and Greg speaks common sense cautiously. Everyone thinks he's a fool, including himself, yet he's usually the smartest guy in the room.

    • @keysersoze5032
      @keysersoze5032 Před 2 lety +383

      No he isn’t lmao. He’s never the smartest person in the room, most ppl just don’t speak their true opinions in this show- Greg does.

    • @ecurb10
      @ecurb10 Před 2 lety +156

      I know what you mean, but....nah, he's definitely NOT the smartest in the room!

    • @samanthadilillo3585
      @samanthadilillo3585 Před rokem +152

      He’s not necessarily the smartest but his lack of confidence makes him unassuming enough that he gets away with a lot more than other people in terms of being sneaky for his ambitions.

    • @kara7145
      @kara7145 Před rokem +27

      @@samanthadilillo3585i second this. you don’t have to be smart to be a successful capitalist, you need connections and the balls to use others for your own gain. greg has all of that AND the upside of not being his own worst enemy like the roys are to themselves

    • @GetAsCloseAsYouCan
      @GetAsCloseAsYouCan Před rokem

      Disgusting Brotherssss

  • @bridgetclooney3453
    @bridgetclooney3453 Před 3 lety +249

    He’s so creative as an actor

  • @megandunklin6147
    @megandunklin6147 Před 2 lety +156

    It's hard to take Matthew seriously as Tom, when at one time he was the crush of my life because he was Mr Darcy in Pride and Prejudice.

    • @lucapellari5985
      @lucapellari5985 Před 2 lety +17

      Sim, mas continuo loucamente apaixonada por ele. Quem dera eu estivesse no lugar de Shiv, ia tratá-lo como um tesouro.

    • @wackybrattyx
      @wackybrattyx Před 2 lety

      @@lucapellari5985 What language is this?

    • @goncalocaldeira6536
      @goncalocaldeira6536 Před 2 lety +1

      @@wackybrattyx Portuguese

  • @matthewfera2954
    @matthewfera2954 Před 2 lety +188

    Somehow my favorite line in this still ends up being Tom's "Ooh, but they're not in fact receipts!" The delivery is soo good. All of Greg's stuff is great too of course.

  • @TihetrisWeathersby
    @TihetrisWeathersby Před 2 lety +84

    "Would you like that? Pretty boy like you" I was dying laughing at that

  • @Black_pearl_adrift
    @Black_pearl_adrift Před rokem +16

    “Fuck off everyone is against racism” 😭oh my GOD this show pumps out one liners like they’re the cure to cancer

  • @leojbramble
    @leojbramble Před 2 lety +67

    I love the pink lacoste he's wearing on the yacht; as if he found his mother's weathered old copy of The Preppy Handbook to try to figure out what the privileged class of NYC chooses for casual wear.

  • @hattorihonzo8340
    @hattorihonzo8340 Před rokem +60

    “HOW IS IT SAFE?!? ITS JUST A ROOM”
    Bro that line had me rolling on the couch

  • @theangrycowb0y
    @theangrycowb0y Před 3 lety +125

    The "fuck yeah" Greg leg kick (when he gets his apt) might be my favorite moment, of many, through the first two seasons.

  • @SomeGamer1111
    @SomeGamer1111 Před 3 lety +89

    Lower jacket pocket. This is inside pocket. This is inside pocket. This is inside pocket.

    • @lumilad
      @lumilad Před 3 lety +16

      Male rape. Rape of a male.

    • @SomeGamer1111
      @SomeGamer1111 Před 3 lety +14

      @@lumilad would you like that? Pretty boy like you. Would you like it? Oh yeah you might even like that

  • @suburbanweekend
    @suburbanweekend Před 3 lety +192

    We have all been Greg. That is why we love him.

  • @InjuriousPersonalities
    @InjuriousPersonalities Před 2 lety +81

    “My sand mites are being attacked by midges.. ?” LMFAO.. the upspeak when Greg delivers this line actually makes it even more hilarious

    • @dielaughing73
      @dielaughing73 Před 2 lety +5

      You'll have to speak to the sand supplier like everyone else

  • @rachelhutchins8758
    @rachelhutchins8758 Před 3 lety +100

    "I just wanted someone to touch my head"

  • @passiveagressive4983
    @passiveagressive4983 Před 3 lety +159

    ‘You can’t make a Tomelette without cracking a few Greg’s’😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @kittycattt93
    @kittycattt93 Před 3 lety +152

    Greg always being flustered and never knowing whats going on, whilst also being done so much at points is us watching the show 😂😂😭💀

  • @Jay.Cartwright
    @Jay.Cartwright Před rokem +47

    the delivery of "ooh but they are not IN FACT receipts" absolutely finished me, such a good performance

  • @iR3vil4te
    @iR3vil4te Před rokem +32

    ‘Fuck man I just turned down a quarter of a billion, and now I’m going to jail forever, because of this fucking guy!’ is the most underrated line in this video 🤣🤣

  • @seanam5729
    @seanam5729 Před 3 lety +288

    tom and greg stand wayyyy too close all the time

  • @lasierramorena5505
    @lasierramorena5505 Před 3 lety +86

    i’ve never watched this show but now i will for cousin greg

    • @stanyon
      @stanyon Před 3 lety +2

      @@lizziemarie8191 agree, ep 6 was my hook point. Now my favourite show on tv

  • @Keplerb-od1lr
    @Keplerb-od1lr Před 2 lety +53

    Greg: “a benign fungus”
    Tom: “great title for your memoire”

  • @myrin265
    @myrin265 Před 3 lety +409

    this man means literally everything to me

  • @dp637
    @dp637 Před 3 lety +18

    actually he goes by gregory now

  • @AA-qb7ni
    @AA-qb7ni Před rokem +6

    "If it is to be said so... so it be... so it is" - Gregory Hirsch

  • @willk4783
    @willk4783 Před 2 lety +210

    Kendall realized that the dirt Greg mentioned having at the end of Season 1 would be valuable, and bought him off with the apartment to gain loyalty that paid off in the Season 2 finale when he brought the files to the press conference

    • @hpmoody
      @hpmoody Před 2 lety +17

      Everyone likes Greg, even Logan said that he liked 'Greg'

  • @sashapatsel7170
    @sashapatsel7170 Před 3 lety +46

    "An attack child" hahahhahah I can't breathe lmaoooo

  • @EughhBrothereughh
    @EughhBrothereughh Před rokem +19

    I wish I could sue someone in an affectionate way

  • @Moralesdes17
    @Moralesdes17 Před rokem +23

    “How I look and how I get up and everything is off the record” so funny he killed this role! 😂

  • @hungryhungryhippos370
    @hungryhungryhippos370 Před 3 lety +80

    "Ahh Tacitus.. did he ever have a bad quote?"😂

  • @ViniciusSC10
    @ViniciusSC10 Před 2 lety +31

    Negotiate the Gregxit just kills me every time.

  • @fluff975
    @fluff975 Před 3 lety +60

    then he tries to turn it on Roman "you, you're widely known.... as.... a-a horrible person..." YOU CUT IT OFF AT LITERALLY THE BEST FUCKING PART

  • @furfancyfree1817
    @furfancyfree1817 Před 11 měsíci +33

    Seeing Greg gregging for almost 9 minutes is exactly what my day needed. Thank you.

  • @v8moves29
    @v8moves29 Před 2 lety +36

    "Are you asking me if you can blackmail me?" had me deadddd

  • @diyanchuburov6772
    @diyanchuburov6772 Před 2 lety +31

    The "attack child" moment brought me to tears!

  • @astrohaute
    @astrohaute Před 2 lety +370

    i am NOT saying that tom and greg should get together, that would OBVIOUSLY make no sense, but i DO think they should kiss once by accident and then never mention it to each other again

  • @Mars8611_
    @Mars8611_ Před 2 lety +46

    This video is supposedly about our beloved greg but really this is just a showcase of how Tom is the best character on the show.

  • @monkeywizard7919
    @monkeywizard7919 Před 10 měsíci +10

    1:15 I like Kendall's facial expression here being somewhat surprised and uncomfortable that Greg is giving him a hug. It reflects his emotional neglect and shows how uncommon it is within the Roy family to show affection to each other. It's little moments like these why I love Succession so much. Even though most characters are complete assholes in the end they are still portrayed as humans.

  • @Septix
    @Septix Před 3 lety +36

    I lose it every time at "So I shall"

  • @KunjaBihariKrishna
    @KunjaBihariKrishna Před 3 lety +12

    I merely wish to answer in the affirmative fashion

  • @kevinkiarie9237
    @kevinkiarie9237 Před 3 lety +82

    Cousin Greg will get to the top in two ways. Either by, being executive assistant to Kendall if he becomes CEO then maneuvering to a better position OR Grandpa Ewan dies and leaves him voting board shares with which he maneuvers to chairman. Can't wait, season 3 babbyyy!!!

    • @BatmanHQYT
      @BatmanHQYT Před 2 lety +6

      This is the first realistic prediction I've seen of Greg's ascent. The whole "he's gonna run the company" thing annoys the fuck out of me, people should know by now it's not that kind of show.

  • @SaberRexZealot
    @SaberRexZealot Před rokem +18

    It’s funny how Tom is like 6’3 but he’s dwarfed by this manchild.

  • @charlie5115
    @charlie5115 Před 3 lety +91

    He’s gonna end up running the whole company somehow; he’s the Peggy Olson of the show.

    • @Salma-jk4nr
      @Salma-jk4nr Před 3 lety +6

      Omg wow this spoiled mad men for me😅

    • @NatureFreak1127
      @NatureFreak1127 Před 2 lety +3

      Peggy Olson actually worked though.

    • @sn-up6rc
      @sn-up6rc Před 2 lety

      I mean Peggy was actually smart

    • @klina7645
      @klina7645 Před 10 měsíci

      Ok, now I want to see Greg confidently strutting down the hallway wearing sunglasses 🕶️😎 and smoking a cigarette 🚬 like Peggy did 😂.

  • @papl20
    @papl20 Před 2 lety +22

    What I love about Tom the most, is that he's the bravest of the whole show, but he does it in the most awkward, nervous way possible. Honest to God, I aspire to be like that

  • @kaylawilson2856
    @kaylawilson2856 Před rokem +10

    The embodiment of social anxiety

  • @steven7846
    @steven7846 Před 3 lety +21

    - "Like don't lie!"
    - "Fuck off... Fuck off ... That's your principle ???"

    • @whcares
      @whcares  Před 3 lety +2

      Thats yoUR PRI. ci. PLE????
      yeah dude

  • @tilthewheelsfalloff3456
    @tilthewheelsfalloff3456 Před 3 lety +40

    "I'm more than a sprinkle" I feel that