Pizza delivery. I did that one. My truck broke down, was a snow storm out at night, ordered a pizza for delivery and rode with delivery guy. Tipped well haha
If a delivery driver actually did that and his employer found out, he was definitely fired for it. His and his employer's insurance does not cover commercial passengers and that is a huge liability issue.
@@31knot You're not making the point you think you're making. Only an idiot would risk a massive lawsuit and losing their job to do a favor for a stranger. Additionally, your snide comment about delivering pizzas reveals your ignorance about the industry and about employment in general.
@@ryandegrave8978 have you ever worked in one? This isn't about favor, this is about money 💰💰💰 how much do you pay your delivery guy? More than the health inspector?
@@anshulmanapure1980 nope. The genius part is even if they notice the car is in worse condition, it's hard to prove that it was because of anything you did, rather than normal wear and tear
@@JaySharon I really loved the entire series of king of being cheap, please make some more I even subscribed my friends as well without even knowing them I said I need phone n subscribed your channel 😂
@@inquisitivesoul3618 I can confirm. FBI handles domestic affairs while CIA handles foreign affairs. Sometimes I can hear them whispering to me to topple my own government
I’m late to the party; but Jay and Sharon are HILARIOUS and BRILLIANT with a little bit of irreverence, unethical behavior (and maybe even some sociopathy) thrown in for good measure! 😂😂😂🤣🤣 Absolutely genius!!!!
The Costco return thing happens with every seasonal item tbh, trees at Christmas, pools in summer. Eventually your account will get flagged for it, but generally they don't care because we make almost nothing on selling things (it's why the cashiers don't care if "Well YoU jUsT lOsT a SaLe," from someone trying to borrow their friend's membership. They lose money from letting a non-member buy stuff, but still retained a few pennies of profit from accepting a return and keeping the real member happy enough to renew their card next year). Edit: but it is also why the 90 days policy got put in place too. The system really was being abused too much by people getting new laptops every 2 years lmao.
I actually attempted the thing with ordering pizza delivery and trying to get home with the driver. Sadly they told me the delivery car isn’t a taxi and they’re not allowed to actually do this in case something happens to me. Idk if that was just an excuse, but I find it believable as it was their own employees delivering rather than something like ubereats
He's not BSing you, it's an insurance thing. He's considered a commercial driver so if anything were to happen to you yeah the company would be in trouble and he himself would get fired.
@@Gored1 ofc & safety issues 1) you could knife him/ her. 2) you could be a carrier of contagious diseases and not know it. Medical costs is expensive for few dollars of drivers fees and tips. 3) you're not going to br responsible of anything accident happen and you can sue him/her/the company & not worth it or losing job.
KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK FOR 2023!!!! you guys are hilarious...makes me bust out laughing ...like when I first read my first Calvin and Hobbs book...what imagination!!!
I have done the delivery/hitch a ride thing. I worked at a restaurant and needed a lift, so I ordered 1 coke yo be delivered, when the go there I hopped in the car and went to work....drank the coke on the way in...cheaper than uber.
Community based water system that's priceless 😂😂😂
Free water 🤣🤣🤣
The next someone says that jerking off is akin to throwing your life away, be sure to tell them that your "contribution" is life for someone else
Not me getting a water add before the video
How's that work?🤔
Their plants got COVID 😞💀
I tried the pizza one about 8yrs ago. The delivery guy said "for my occupational, health, and safety reasons I can't let you ride along with me."
The bigger issue is the inherent liability, due to the company's and the driver's insurance not covering commercial passengers.
How funny, yet sad!
@@ryandegrave8978 true.
Due to insurance the driver won’t accept.
You can pay them, will probably cost less than a cab.🤷♂️
Awesome. Get a rental, pay for insurance, then swap your curbed rims for the ones on the rental.
People do this
Don't the rental company do inspection for damages before and after you return it?
@@kaiser98berlin But you’ve bought insurance.
@@DaisyAppleJuice 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
@@DaisyAppleJuice ok kid
Rent house to your wife without telling you bought it😂😂 now that's how you make those marriage cost felt like investment😂
That was brutal 🤣
until you find out shes paying using the joint account ie your money
@@JS-rv3et If she's got a job, it's not totally your money. Either way, you still have enough to have secret account.
I knew someone that actually did that
@@ladan1360 i feel bad for her
I have choked on my spit laughing at every one of these jokes. You guys are priceless. Keep it coming!
How many points did you get???
Wait what jokes?
Jesus Christ you choked like 30 times in a row
You really thought this crap was funny? Get out more.
@@desertdweller9548 woah now
Pizza delivery. I did that one. My truck broke down, was a snow storm out at night, ordered a pizza for delivery and rode with delivery guy. Tipped well haha
I was wondering if that one legitimately works lol
If a delivery driver actually did that and his employer found out, he was definitely fired for it. His and his employer's insurance does not cover commercial passengers and that is a huge liability issue.
@@ryandegrave8978 exactly, worst case scenario is getting fired from your job delivering pizza.
@@31knot You're not making the point you think you're making. Only an idiot would risk a massive lawsuit and losing their job to do a favor for a stranger. Additionally, your snide comment about delivering pizzas reveals your ignorance about the industry and about employment in general.
@@ryandegrave8978 have you ever worked in one? This isn't about favor, this is about money 💰💰💰 how much do you pay your delivery guy? More than the health inspector?
That Hii dad moment 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
woah you guys really blew up on tiktok, congrats well deserved.
Unironically I knew a guy that would rent a car of his same make and model and swap out parts
Was he caught?
@@anshulmanapure1980 nope. The genius part is even if they notice the car is in worse condition, it's hard to prove that it was because of anything you did, rather than normal wear and tear
@@princeimrahil6557 well it takes a genius even to cheat. He must be knowing how to do all that by himself. Good thing ig 🤷♂️
@@princeimrahil6557 well normal wear and tear and missing an alternator are pretty well differentiated.
@@adamhale6672 it doesn't go missing you just replace it with your old one.
I really really liked this whole tik tok episode after a long search finally found you.
Thank you!!! We appreciate your support
@@JaySharon I really loved the entire series of king of being cheap, please make some more I even subscribed my friends as well without even knowing them I said I need phone n subscribed your channel 😂
@@mohitsharma9851 LMAO 🤣
I like how you got the FBI and the CIA to keep an eye on your house for you 😁
It will not work. The FBI is there to observe you. They will not report any break in.
CIA doesn't do that. Only FBI does that.
@@manujohn99 …..
@@inquisitivesoul3618 I can confirm. FBI handles domestic affairs while CIA handles foreign affairs. Sometimes I can hear them whispering to me to topple my own government
@@inquisitivesoul3618 Whatttt???
I’m late to the party; but Jay and Sharon are HILARIOUS and BRILLIANT with a little bit of irreverence, unethical behavior (and maybe even some sociopathy) thrown in for good measure! 😂😂😂🤣🤣
Absolutely genius!!!!
Just found out about them not even a month ago, and I binged every video off of their channel😂
You have officially have achieved the HUMOUR we all wanted to WITNESS.😂
The Costco return thing happens with every seasonal item tbh, trees at Christmas, pools in summer. Eventually your account will get flagged for it, but generally they don't care because we make almost nothing on selling things (it's why the cashiers don't care if "Well YoU jUsT lOsT a SaLe," from someone trying to borrow their friend's membership. They lose money from letting a non-member buy stuff, but still retained a few pennies of profit from accepting a return and keeping the real member happy enough to renew their card next year).
Edit: but it is also why the 90 days policy got put in place too. The system really was being abused too much by people getting new laptops every 2 years lmao.
I'm not sure why this was randomly recommended but it's hilarious
Yeah
I actually attempted the thing with ordering pizza delivery and trying to get home with the driver. Sadly they told me the delivery car isn’t a taxi and they’re not allowed to actually do this in case something happens to me. Idk if that was just an excuse, but I find it believable as it was their own employees delivering rather than something like ubereats
It depends on the person. Some people have trust issues.
He's not BSing you, it's an insurance thing. He's considered a commercial driver so if anything were to happen to you yeah the company would be in trouble and he himself would get fired.
@@Gored1 ofc & safety issues 1) you could knife him/ her.
2) you could be a carrier of contagious diseases and not know it. Medical costs is expensive for few dollars of drivers fees and tips.
3) you're not going to br responsible of anything accident happen and you can sue him/her/the company & not worth it or losing job.
That Uber eats got me rolling
We sold our house and everyone was happy for us except our landlord 😃
1:16 the smartest move ever
Highly effective double deterrent whilst only costing you the price of the flag and print.
I feel the best summary of this compilation is "just because you can do it, doesn't mean that you should"
Omg I'm dying. These sense of humour is out of this word. I love yous Video.
My favorite was the surveillance 😂
I am crying with laughter and my abs are working. Thank you!
This guy kills me!!! I can’t get enough!!!🤣🤣🤣
I love your joke 😂👍🏼
Thank you ☺️
@@JaySharon 🥺🍷😎✌️
KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK FOR 2023!!!!
you guys are hilarious...makes me bust out laughing ...like when I first read my first Calvin and Hobbs book...what imagination!!!
Best comedy on the internet! 😄😄😄 AND anywhere else!
I’m screamin 😩🤣😂😭🤣😂 the security system was the best!!!
The Fed surveillance is actually kinda genius...
Oh man I love you guys! 🤣😂
Lmao the way he said "hi son" at 2:20
You are a genius 😂😂😂 I can't stop laughing 🤣🤣🤣
The Uber eats ones actually pretty genius
God these just keep getting better and better lmao!!! 🖐🤣👍
dang honestly wish I had friends like Sharon and Jay LOL
The landlord part was priceless!!🤣🤣🤣
Wow guys, that was so much fun comedy. Watch out Fallon!🎉
Specially the one for tickets is epic.
Lol I love the free security!!!
Oh man, this guy is equal parts genius and funny
Amazing!!! Laughed so hard
I like how he swaps out a perfectly fine smoke detector for popcorn
ok the popcorn bag got me laughing like the joker, funny as hell 🤣
the last one 😂😂😂😂 he so hilarious 😂😂
Rlly enjoy this😊✌
Jay, you need your own talk show.
The popcorn one got me. 😂😂
Too good, awesome
i'll surely try these tips
Man you are legend!
Dude, you're awesome 😂😂
By the time the popcorn started popping it would be too late 😂
0:35 Imagining waking up to and running out of the house to popcorn popping sounds made me lol 😂😂
Those are amazing ideas.
Just brilliant. 😂
I love this guy
The. Uber Eats one definitely doesn't work 😂
bra i lost it at the end with the landlord lol!!!
Wow this is amazing
N95 mask 😂
My god this dude is awesome. 😂
Well done guys. Nailed it
I was looking for this video as i saw it before the music and narration is so 😄😄😄
Why is he so effing funny 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
So good. Soooo good😂
😂😂😂😂 and I can’t stop
bro, you are a genius , hilarious 5 star
Wow, I love your life hacks 🤣🤣
This was hilarious 🤣
Awesome! 👍👌
This Pure Gem😂
Lmao,this is great!!
Omg this is soooo funny. Love it
I have done the delivery/hitch a ride thing. I worked at a restaurant and needed a lift, so I ordered 1 coke yo be delivered, when the go there I hopped in the car and went to work....drank the coke on the way in...cheaper than uber.
Oh my goodness..☺️💛
You are so twisted!
Hysterical... and Smart too but twisted...☺️
Love your videos
The landlord 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Y'all are the best. Hello from Tennessee 😅😅😅
Please do more cheap ideas
The number of people that do the first one is actually sad.
I can vouch for the grape tiktok, employees don't get paid enough to care for that amount, just ask nicely and they'll probably let you have some
Love the dark humour 😂
Except our landlord😂😂
1:22 PRESSED LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
I was actually given an ADT sign from my cousin and then three months later ADT showed up at our door step with an offer lol
In the first ep the second one is actually genius
0:53 what did I say. What did I say xD
So when is the "how i got her to date me" video dropping??
lol we def should make that video
@@JaySharon Can't wait
@@TheCRTman ok
I think you'll hear the fire before the popping of the popcorn 😂😂
Watched this 50 times. Just realized the tune is "crystal gems" from Steven universe.
I'm glad I'm not the only one!
Lol...the popcorn got me
Actual good one…… never even think about the uber that's just insane 🤣
I laughed so hard it started to hurt, man.
Pizza one was grt 😂
"Except our landlord"
Holy shit.
Best , best, best .
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
You guys should do a standup
"hi dad" LMFAOOOO
I can’t. This guy is just pure gold. 😂
Tamsak at dikit balikan nyo ang tahanan ko at ang galing ng Cheap Tok Episode nyo. Thanks for sharing I enjoyed it.
Actually super funny 😂
🎉🎉🎉