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  • @sevastino2161
    @sevastino2161 Před 3 lety +995

    Shipping countries together is the prime example as to why we're all still here after the rapture

    • @myroslavnesysiuk730
      @myroslavnesysiuk730 Před 3 lety +161

      Yes but actually no. Poland was first. Canada was second by an hour. The whole story is kind of fun but a bit long.

    • @mango2042
      @mango2042 Před 3 lety +71

      Didn't canada also support ukraine in the past?

    • @stripofham3128
      @stripofham3128 Před 3 lety +29

      @@mango2042 yep

    • @ardnaif552
      @ardnaif552 Před 3 lety +58

      There are also a lot of Ukrainian-Canadians.

    • @hugoflores5806
      @hugoflores5806 Před 3 lety +20

      And the USSR was the only world power happy with german reunification

  • @jaysonvieira7502
    @jaysonvieira7502 Před 3 lety +702

    This is going to be the weirdest thing I'll ever say but:
    Reject human,
    Return to ball.

  • @t-90ms
    @t-90ms Před 3 lety +543

    Phillippines: ' says a joke that Switzerland doesn't like'
    Switzerland: Alright this is the one time I won't be neutral ' loads gun'

    • @galladesamurai2380
      @galladesamurai2380 Před 3 lety +28

      *wait, that's illegal*

    • @lawden210
      @lawden210 Před 3 lety +22

      @@galladesamurai2380 Napoleon: Are you sure about that?

    • @jrt7357
      @jrt7357 Před 3 lety +12

      The entire freaking world: You WAHT?!

    • @bulldowozer5858
      @bulldowozer5858 Před 3 lety +19

      Switzerland: I will hurt you badly!
      Phillippines: Wait, what?! Are you serious?!
      Switzerland: I am positive!

    • @ObaidFaisal
      @ObaidFaisal Před 3 lety +5

      No loads nukes

  • @mango2042
    @mango2042 Před 3 lety +413

    *Just wait till Drew finds out about Hetalia*

  • @sajidasanadi6366
    @sajidasanadi6366 Před 3 lety +358

    Drew: When I look at contry humans I lose years of my life.
    North Korea: I can do it right now.

  • @jose-if7yw
    @jose-if7yw Před 3 lety +288

    Polandball the most abused ball of all time.

  • @jackin_it
    @jackin_it Před 3 lety +477

    Countryhumans make me lose brain calls but Drew gives me them back.

  • @vukvucinic3685
    @vukvucinic3685 Před 3 lety +150

    Yugoslavia country human in the 90s: *getting quartered*

    • @theultimatederp3288
      @theultimatederp3288 Před 3 lety +2

      Tito's Ghost be like: You Maniacs! You blew it up! Ah, damn you! God damn you all to hell!

  • @HolyRomanEmpire962-1806
    @HolyRomanEmpire962-1806 Před 3 lety +338

    Imagine a video without Poland being abused🤔

  • @rexblade504
    @rexblade504 Před 3 lety +872

    Country Balls: makes you laugh
    Country Humans: makes you uncomfortable

    • @HolyRomanEmpire962-1806
      @HolyRomanEmpire962-1806 Před 3 lety +110

      Amogus Countries: Makes you want to die

    • @lawden210
      @lawden210 Před 3 lety +65

      I'd argue Countryballs can also make you uncomfortable

    • @THY_planenerd2207
      @THY_planenerd2207 Před 3 lety +9

      @@lawden210 proof

    • @regnumreq3617
      @regnumreq3617 Před 3 lety +25

      @@THY_planenerd2207 i'd say probably one of the more darker ones, those are really strange

    • @tra.v
      @tra.v Před 3 lety +32

      @@THY_planenerd2207 _what are you doing step-ball?~_ *Alabamaball noises*

  • @Typhoon457
    @Typhoon457 Před 2 lety +85

    Countryballs: *Makes your day better*
    Countryhumans: *makes weird videos than anime*

    • @Someonecalledeli
      @Someonecalledeli Před rokem +1

      @@Actualman Crap, my shipper crashed.

    • @Actualman
      @Actualman Před rokem +1

      ​@@Someonecalledeli The United Kingdom of great Britain and Northern Ireland

    • @Someonecalledeli
      @Someonecalledeli Před rokem +1

      @@Actualman There we go, It's back online :3

    • @Actualman
      @Actualman Před rokem +1

      ​@@Someonecalledeli 8-bit integer limit: 128
      16-bit integer limit: 32,767
      32-bit integer limit: 2,147,483,647
      64-bit integer limit: 9,223,372,036,854,775,807

    • @dash-orb
      @dash-orb Před 10 měsíci +1

      @@Actualman *installs a trojan*

  • @wetplant1748
    @wetplant1748 Před 3 lety +273

    Country balls explained literally explains about how or why this is the way it is with country balls

  • @Demonetization_Symbol
    @Demonetization_Symbol Před 3 lety +182

    I'm a countryhumans fan and I legit cannot look at the NSFW stuff. Like, it grosses me out. I also hate TR × USSR.

    • @venicejustvenice3424
      @venicejustvenice3424 Před 3 lety +49

      Yeah I’m A Fan But The Shipping Is Unreal

    • @Demonetization_Symbol
      @Demonetization_Symbol Před 3 lety +11

      @@venicejustvenice3424 yeah

    • @countercuIture
      @countercuIture Před 3 lety +37

      I don't understand why people have to ruin everything by pointlessly shipping things and spamming ships in innocent communities. It's kinda cringe

    • @thuringian1127
      @thuringian1127 Před 3 lety +18

      THAT and the SHIPPING is the problem. It's so cringe I literally had the sutten urge to throw up. That's why Countryballs is also just better.

    • @Demonetization_Symbol
      @Demonetization_Symbol Před 3 lety +6

      @Dayanara Hernandez SAME.

  • @Mat3906_
    @Mat3906_ Před 3 lety +493

    Fun fact: if you do upside down yemen (🇾🇪) , you get the german Empire
    Edit: OMG never expected so many likes! Thank you all!

  • @iniesta8856
    @iniesta8856 Před 3 lety +51

    Drew, the crustation story was referring to a fight between Maine and Quebec fisherman over fishing rights in the area. There’s even a guy from Maine that sails out to this lighthouse in disputed Canadian territory and plants an American flag.

  • @LocalIdiot388
    @LocalIdiot388 Před 3 lety +71

    As a EX (It's been three years now, I no more feel like being a ch fan) countryhuman Fan, I Don't Accept NonogermanyxUSSR, and Not Safe For Work Stuff, They make me fell like i need to do a warcrime.
    (Edit): I Have a bad Aura that Some people might storm me because i'm a countryhuman fan.
    (Another edit): If you love NonogermanyxUSSR, and you are toxic af don't send hate to me, or to anyone who agrees with me. so please, don't try to be a jerk.

  • @neegek
    @neegek Před 3 lety +39

    there is so much to see in this world and i am not letting my life rot away here

  • @emilbruns9238
    @emilbruns9238 Před 3 lety +37

    3:45 This Woman is a personification of Germany, called Germania. This was painted in 1848 for the nations assembly, which was a result of the revolution of 1848.

  • @youreminence2179
    @youreminence2179 Před 3 lety +39

    I am now gonna need to bleach my eyes just after seeing that.

  • @DropKickAnEwok
    @DropKickAnEwok Před 3 lety +37

    Drew: "anyone else feel like they lose years when looking at County Humans?"
    Also Drew: *immediately robs future me of making it to see WW3*

  • @Some_Random_Dood
    @Some_Random_Dood Před rokem +21

    2:20 you can tell drew is in pain and laughing at the same time

  • @northstar1727
    @northstar1727 Před 3 lety +46

    The ghost of the Russians are mad for being portrayed like this 2:11

    • @AjarTadpole7202
      @AjarTadpole7202 Před 3 lety +10

      Lenin aint gonna be happy bout dat one

    • @FBI-Agent.
      @FBI-Agent. Před 2 lety +2

      @@AjarTadpole7202 KGB and even the FBI is mad about this.

  • @bogusbilly3996
    @bogusbilly3996 Před 3 lety +41

    2:34 GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OFF MY HEAD I CANT TAKE IT ANYMORE

  • @brianzimmerman4837
    @brianzimmerman4837 Před 3 lety +28

    I showed this to my therapist, and he's finally letting me oof myself.

  • @muckyesyesindisguise3854
    @muckyesyesindisguise3854 Před 3 lety +21

    Thing: exists
    R34 artists: I’m four parallel universes ahead of you

    • @Charliee_Woofy_Pz
      @Charliee_Woofy_Pz Před rokem

      Same goes with any anthropomorphic animals there are always NSFW artists making lewds of it.

  • @meganerasmus2959
    @meganerasmus2959 Před 3 lety +36

    Hey! You should watch some Country Humans maps, they're really good and surprisingly... enjoyable. I really recommend Church and Cold War

  • @otterlucy9211
    @otterlucy9211 Před 3 lety +13

    You have no idea how loud I laughed when I saw my art in this video.
    That thing is almost 2 years old--

  • @Teku99
    @Teku99 Před 3 lety +10

    3:47 eyyy that's the picture in my textbook of Germania. Shout-out to NCERT class 10 textbook, chapter 1 The Rise of Nationalism in Europe. I just had a SST test today.

  • @whomidity3953
    @whomidity3953 Před 3 lety +92

    I once saw my own country turned to a cat girl
    No one is safe
    Humanity was a mistake
    Edit: I don't really want to reveal my country. But a hint is they speak Spanish and is in the western hemisphere.
    Edit again: Guys... WESTERN hemisphere

  • @Arialovessyou
    @Arialovessyou Před 3 lety +14

    2:07 why am still here, suffering

  • @thatonecaledonian812
    @thatonecaledonian812 Před 3 lety +28

    4:06 so thats why i left he Countryhumans fandom.... and never came back

  • @Ludovicus1769
    @Ludovicus1769 Před 3 lety +35

    0:47 And they still expect that Denmark would sell Greenland to them, smh.

    • @Kenfren
      @Kenfren Před 3 lety

      Yeah you buy the massive piece of land, than you blow up their country. Like russia and france

    • @MAGNA_FRISIA
      @MAGNA_FRISIA Před 2 lety

      Denmark isn't stupid!!

  • @Ironbanner12
    @Ironbanner12 Před 3 lety +25

    7:19 Drew, a true Alabamaian

  • @caption8732
    @caption8732 Před rokem +19

    Props to drew for reading this out loud to hundreds of thousands of people.

  • @GreatBritain105
    @GreatBritain105 Před 3 lety +15

    Country crocodiles, start it for Nepal

  • @venusyea
    @venusyea Před 2 lety +7

    2:51 *as someone who lives in Maine, this is relatable*

  • @SLAYY817
    @SLAYY817 Před rokem +5

    6:27 yo can we have countryhumans
    We already have countryhumans.
    The countryhumans at home:

  • @StarboyXL9
    @StarboyXL9 Před 3 lety +7

    He would rather skinny mustache man win, than have to see this!
    *YES*

  • @imperialunitedeuropenation4639

    Good things I'm not a meme

  • @KoskotOwl
    @KoskotOwl Před 3 lety +7

    5:51
    *spits my tea out*
    *”thats from scandinavia and the world”*
    (Its a comic series i guess you call it?)

  • @yayoHRX
    @yayoHRX Před 3 lety +7

    Im literally burst all my water to the phone on this part (9:20)

  • @user-qy3vl2rb6n
    @user-qy3vl2rb6n Před 3 lety +7

    Reject countryhumans,return to countryballs

  • @altacount1168
    @altacount1168 Před 3 lety +7

    i think UK and france are like those bois that fighted in high school, but after the fight they were like: you know what, we fighted good. lets be friends

  • @talrick42
    @talrick42 Před měsícem +1

    5:00 About the No-No german country human being popular somewhere: I play a game where you can control nations across the world sometimes (online - I regret it every time) and guess which nation gets picked by like every 2nd person. 😭

  • @mylesbeckler1074
    @mylesbeckler1074 Před 3 lety +3

    Wow, I didn't expect to see my own artwork here. (I did the Australia and New Zealand flag one) Thanks for featuring my comic.

  • @noneofyourbusiness3288
    @noneofyourbusiness3288 Před 3 lety +5

    5:57 the fact that Australia was not upside-down in this picture is a wasted opportunity.

  • @followingfire76
    @followingfire76 Před 3 lety +57

    Arent the netherlands close to the tallest in europe?
    No the netherlands are THE tallest in the ENTIRE WORLD

  • @DiamondYoshi101
    @DiamondYoshi101 Před 3 lety +7

    4:32
    Normandy turned into Nomandy.

  • @dekamateinc.7917
    @dekamateinc.7917 Před 3 lety +36

    Ngl drew is one of the only channels that are kinda famous but still are free of comment bots in CZcams.
    Well i dont think that's gonna go for a while

  • @Bryan-ux5ik
    @Bryan-ux5ik Před 3 lety +8

    What is humanity even doing

  • @unitedfoxesofyoutube3283
    @unitedfoxesofyoutube3283 Před 2 lety +4

    4:12 Finally Foxies gonna make the Fox Country be true

  • @bongg_
    @bongg_ Před 3 lety +9

    Drew: this is what kids are growing to know what the great russian empire is
    Me, 11: well yes, but actually no

  • @Cirelgasp
    @Cirelgasp Před 3 lety +13

    "Mom,can we have countryhuman memes at home?"
    "No,we already have countryhuman memes at home."
    The countryhuman memes at home:

    • @KingKerosene
      @KingKerosene Před 2 lety +1

      Ik, there are things way better than this..

    • @Cirelgasp
      @Cirelgasp Před 2 lety +2

      @@KingKerosene the fact you found this in 2022 is amazing

    • @KingKerosene
      @KingKerosene Před 2 lety

      @@Cirelgasp lmao

  • @Breaker-of-jaws
    @Breaker-of-jaws Před 3 lety +48

    day 15 of asking drew durnil to play pollandball not safe for world

  • @salahabdalla368
    @salahabdalla368 Před 2 lety +4

    4:09
    Can we give him an F for seeing this uncensored

  • @egoidt
    @egoidt Před rokem +13

    I hate the « Horny » side of countryhumans but i kinda like the funny and actual history countryhumans.💀 (h*rny side being 90% of the fandom and the side i liiez being 10% of IT 💀💀.)

    • @egoidt
      @egoidt Před rokem +1

      I like*

    • @Charliee_Woofy_Pz
      @Charliee_Woofy_Pz Před rokem

      Mhmm, that feels familiar.

    • @issy_whizzy
      @issy_whizzy Před rokem

      It’s rlly annoying how ppl only see the weird side and don’t acknowledge the good art and historical and funny side

  • @ashzwolf3443
    @ashzwolf3443 Před 3 lety +13

    It’s been about a year since I gotten into countryhumans let’s just say it helped my open my eyes to the world.

  • @arandomaustrian8741
    @arandomaustrian8741 Před 3 lety +8

    5:35 I’m an angry history obsessed person because Italy was the second member of the axis japan was the third

    • @rexblade504
      @rexblade504 Před 3 lety +1

      I think the joke is that both Germany and Japan had very strong and effective militaries, where Italy was useless

    • @arandomaustrian8741
      @arandomaustrian8741 Před 3 lety

      @@rexblade504 I know but being obsessed with history it still angers me

  • @M4t_P4tGT
    @M4t_P4tGT Před rokem +2

    I’ve solved the countryhumans height debate: The bigger the country, the taller the countryhuman.

  • @bisneytm1511
    @bisneytm1511 Před 3 lety +7

    Switzerland has a red flag but it has a big plus

  • @nuralibolataev4474
    @nuralibolataev4474 Před 3 lety +4

    I legit had to pause the video several times just to...I don't even know, I just had to for my mental health

  • @lucijagrgec4014
    @lucijagrgec4014 Před 3 lety +4

    I am in this fandom and honestly Drew, kudos to you for surviving the cringey shit lol

  • @FattieCheeseBiggie
    @FattieCheeseBiggie Před 10 měsíci +1

    You always learn a lot of things from country humans
    -pain and sadness

  • @GhiaceCube
    @GhiaceCube Před 3 lety +2

    Oh hey, the one at 5:57 is Scandinavia and the World! I like those ^^

  • @nathanchilders7331
    @nathanchilders7331 Před 3 lety +7

    6:05 I mean it could be that Canada is covered in syrup.

  • @CANINETHEROPY
    @CANINETHEROPY Před 3 lety +8

    I'm a fan of countryhumans but BOY it really does wanna make me return to monke

  • @SouthRing_Scratch.
    @SouthRing_Scratch. Před 3 lety +4

    0:00 me too drew... me too

  • @Russiqns_
    @Russiqns_ Před 2 měsíci

    2:21 I’ve probably never felt exactly the same intense emotions as another person as I have with this guy in this moment

  • @theskywingartist
    @theskywingartist Před 2 lety +3

    As a Mainer, can confirm we randomly yell crustaceans in a demonic voice when we greet new people.
    /J

  • @xiphactinusaudax1045
    @xiphactinusaudax1045 Před 3 lety +8

    5:29 Hetalia. Hetalia is the chad

  • @claymore484
    @claymore484 Před 3 lety +4

    Average country human fan:🤬
    Average country ball enjoyer:😏

    • @Actualman
      @Actualman Před rokem

      i would rather die instead of ya'll b?llying countryhumans

  • @paulpaul9800
    @paulpaul9800 Před 3 lety +3

    Nicholas the II at 2:07 : * sees gacha life russian empire UwU *
    Also Nicholas : those men who shot me really did me a favor, huh ?

  • @EnderSpino
    @EnderSpino Před 3 lety +3

    Reject Countryhumans,
    Return to -Countryballs- Countrymonke.

    • @lawden210
      @lawden210 Před 3 lety

      This is unironically an interesting idea

  • @sortagoodish8491
    @sortagoodish8491 Před 3 lety +4

    Drew: asks about landlocked crustaceans
    Me: **sad pillbug noises**

  • @netherite9051
    @netherite9051 Před 2 lety +2

    6:32 is a reference to the pikmin lore explained in 9 minuites
    The line that was used was 'Oh no! Yellow pikmin there's a blow hog behind you! Oh god he's got his pik-pods in he can't hear us OH GO- *EXPLOSION*

  • @amedievalknight6yearsago691

    2:11
    *Peter The Great is rolling in his grave.*

  • @deadzone3451
    @deadzone3451 Před 3 lety +12

    This is my opinion. For April Fool's Day, r/polandball should temporary become r/polandhuman.

  • @kaiserschmarrn260
    @kaiserschmarrn260 Před 3 lety +10

    Who remembers when he had an intro hahaha

  • @exactinmidget92
    @exactinmidget92 Před 3 lety +5

    now that's a British Empire that can colonize me.

  • @DGAMINGDE
    @DGAMINGDE Před 3 lety +4

    1:21 Maybe it's supposed to be Moshe Dayan (Military guy in various wars and later politician (like all other military guys)).

  • @oliviahahne3303
    @oliviahahne3303 Před 3 lety +26

    russia: sweats. because they are in Georgia
    USA: are. you warm, you know we are in Georgia
    me: wich Georgia!!!!!!

    • @MSDoL
      @MSDoL Před 3 lety

      South Georgia

    • @gernegesehen2985
      @gernegesehen2985 Před 3 lety +1

      @@MSDoL there is a Georgia in the US and a Georgia as an independent state.
      So he asks which Georgia .

    • @MSDoL
      @MSDoL Před 3 lety

      @@gernegesehen2985 I know, I take the joke further by pointing to the South Georgia island near Argentina.

    • @gernegesehen2985
      @gernegesehen2985 Před 3 lety

      @@MSDoL oh that's the point😂

  • @elderberrycccccc
    @elderberrycccccc Před 3 lety +10

    0:39 Drew, Wtf Was That

  • @mschoenbein
    @mschoenbein Před 2 lety +1

    Phil: The flag is a big plus
    Switzerland: *Triggered*

  • @Historywithderek
    @Historywithderek Před 3 lety

    Great video as always

  • @RichyArg
    @RichyArg Před 3 lety +7

    I bet the landlocked states have Pillbugs, Woodlice and stuff like that as their state crustacean. (yes, they are crustaceans, not insects)

  • @secondlieutenan
    @secondlieutenan Před 3 lety +4

    I wonder how many months of life I have lost by watching country humans

  • @mschoenbein
    @mschoenbein Před 2 lety

    9:43 This is actually just giving me shivers just looking at it

  • @erikplayz331
    @erikplayz331 Před 11 měsíci +1

    The first one was actually pretty good! 0:05

  • @stephensaikawa
    @stephensaikawa Před 3 lety +6

    but i didnt had brain cells to start with

  • @krichenboi
    @krichenboi Před 2 lety +3

    0:50
    Basically USA in a nutshell

  • @catanime5126
    @catanime5126 Před 2 lety +2

    2:07 a meteor is no longer a problem for humanity

    • @KianBJose
      @KianBJose Před rokem

      A meteor is just an atom but 120,000x smaller than the atom compared to this as a disaster to humanity

  • @admoran777
    @admoran777 Před 3 lety +2

    axis
    featuring nootzi, japoon, and ialy

  • @Elpeppone
    @Elpeppone Před 2 lety +5

    (3:38) i dont know if you understand it (or ohters), but will explain it: its a German joke because you speak 9 as "Nein", and thats means "no" in german

  • @justyouraveragerobloxconte8883

    0:53 WHY DIDNT ANYONE TELL ME WE WERE GOING TO WAR WITH DEN MARK IN MINECRAFT I WOULDVE DOWNLOADED THE NUKE MOD

  • @Writer-Two
    @Writer-Two Před 3 lety +6

    i am from Maine and can confirm lobsters is something that you can never escape from.

    • @KingKerosene
      @KingKerosene Před 2 lety +1

      Yall Mainers ok over there?
      - An Alaskan

  • @thayeroosterman3947
    @thayeroosterman3947 Před 2 lety +1

    the scene with Poland having air pods he was probably listening to Polska

  • @domagojcapko4152
    @domagojcapko4152 Před 3 lety +4

    When Hungary is small but still almost twice as big as your country
    *sad Croatian noises*

    • @progaby8588
      @progaby8588 Před rokem

      Ayo true....nije fer pre mali smo

    • @domagojcapko4152
      @domagojcapko4152 Před rokem

      @@progaby8588 Ali znaš kako se kaže: "Sitan ali dinamitan"

  • @legend_of_ozzy2525
    @legend_of_ozzy2525 Před rokem +6

    4:47
    Yes, reject Countryhuman. Embrace Polandball

  • @ROTTMNTFAN310
    @ROTTMNTFAN310 Před rokem +2

    Ussr: *"Man I could have dated him..."*
    Russia: WTF-

  • @MixMasterJ1221
    @MixMasterJ1221 Před 3 lety +2

    Yep. Maine is accurate- should’ve stuck in Massachusetts