Ranking Cologne commercials based on how emasculated I feel (VOD)
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- čas přidán 20. 02. 2024
- Recorded on 02/15/2024
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Remember everyone, to become a hero you must first become a horse.
But horses empirically don't exist. How do I achieve nonexistence?
But I don't want to get Vaush'd
I haven't watced it yet but trueeeeee
@@WhyWouldCZcamsShowThisThe vaushening is real
@@konnermorris1753 try visiting Australia.
I love the fact that Parkzer answered his classic “hello DouglasDouglas” and LATER found out that Doug was live, meaning that’s not a bit, that’s just how he answers the phone for Doug
is anything Parkzer says *ever* a bit, except when it's clearly humorous like agreeing doug is bald?
Doug had a very very specific stream idea and absolutely nobody in chat understood or cared
I like how Doug used to dunk on Hollow Knight, saying that it sucks, but now loves it. Truly an enemies to lovers moment
When did he say this?
1:02:43@@cybercrasherstv
7:00@@cybercrasherstv
@@cybercrasherstvin his I am good at 2d platformers stream
The one-two punch of Jeremy Fragrance and Jedi Horse had me struggling to breathe.
Cologne gameplay starts here: 36:54
2nd add: 50:22
3rd add (Timmy): 59:17
4th add? (Jeremy fragrance): 1:04:36
JEDI HORSE: 1:09:24
Jedi Horse Strikes Back: 3:40:06
Return of the Jedi Horse: 3:42:19
JEDI HORSE (with Parkzer): 3:52:53
its been out for 2 hours, you sir are a hero
TIMMY
I dipped out at halfway point of the stream so I'm so glad there's more Horse to look forward to
"I've really been enjoying Hollow Knight" 1:03:00
😀😀😀😀
I am gonna take a wild guess and say that Doug didn't expected to having to take a flight to New Zealand out of the Cologne commercial ranking stream
I love Parkzer so much, he somehow has the best comedic timing and WHY is he so ride or die? Was prepared to drop everything to go to New Zealand next week for no reason, just needs his DouglasDouglas to go with him.
Hes such a great friend
This part was so heartwarming to me. Like "I can't go right now but if you want me to spend 3 days in a plane with you for no reason, I'm game in a few days!" is so much stronger than just saying "I love you" back when Doug says it. His actions and reactions make it apparent that he does.
@@h.w.6563parkzer is a tsundere confirmed
Ever since Bjorn blessed us with his eternal Peggle wisdom, I've been aspiring to be more than what I am. But to do that, I must first become a Horse. Not one of the common, stripey variety, but a Jedi Horse.
from Burberry
As someone who absolutely hates perfumes and cologne, I'd say none of those emasculate me. But put deodorant commercials and we'll talk.
who cares about men S-tier shoulda been I Am Not A Real HORSE Without This Cologne
I love that of all the music CZcams recognized in this video, coffee was NOT one of them 😂😂
If he made a donation goal to pay for the trip and buy the cologne, it would definitely be the strangest Stream I've ever seen 😂
I feel like Doug’s type is just women with cats
I like how Chat wanted Doug to watch Jermy then wanted Doug to put Jermy in S tier, then chat got upset at Doug saying Jermy is a germam right wing extremist. Like guys you wanted him here
I'm very masculine
I'm very masculine
You're not very horse tho
You're not a horse, so you're not a jedi.👎👎👎
I saw that one million intense ad when I was a kid but I never knew if I had actually seen what I thought I did so for years I waited for it to show up on CZcams and it never did. Now 12 years later I can finally know what it was that I saw. Thank you Doug Doug.
1:09:24 The only important moment from the entire stream
Don't forget 2:32:45
@@MrGeneralHeavy Or 4:31:15
4:22:07
😂
I’m an hour in so far and this is absolutely one of the streams of all time
"cant just drop everything and go to new zeeland" yea ok u talk like u just dont go "hey chat quick stream got things to do today" and proceeds to make a 8 hour stream
oh god I got to the very first one and I'm already so incredibly uncomfortable
Wow, was not expecting this to be such a great steam lmao
Yet, here I am, dying of laughter several times in the last few hours
Parkzer is a very good friend, Doug on the other hand.....
Hi twitch chat!
Hi singular line of CZcams chat!
HE HAS A GIRLFRIEND AND IS PLAYING HOLLOW KNIGHT??? Where is the real doug and what have you done with him
Damn, watching adds has never before been this entertaining
He haþ returned!
How did you get thorn? Btw for everyone who doesn’t know what the funky p is, it’s the lost letter thorn, it makes the th sound
@@AidanClutter Icelandic Keyboard + no autocorrect
@@Bubblebiskit2200 must I buy a diff keyboard for this power?
@@AidanClutter No, on IOS/Mobile you can add an Icelandic keyboard in þe settings menu, and for PC you can add United States International keyboard and press alt+t for þ
2:34:35 This fits so perfectly wtf
There was a pretty huge fire that burned down a lot of peoples homes in Westminster (north of denver) in some recent years. Not necessarily city wide devastation but it was pretty serious because of the wind that day.
The singing woman is a siren. I think the ad is a little too high concept. Basically he is being seduced by the sirens song. so ignoring everyone
Not sure why Doug back tracked some on pure xs being creepy. It was a VERY creepy ad (assuming it was without his knowledge). Imagine if it was 10 guys secretly watching.
Great stream though, I made a playlist entirely for Jedi horse
Wake me up when they make a cologne that smells like campfire smoke. I hold my jackets in the smoke when I have a fire because I love the smell
WOW, I was so emasculated by watching this stream!
This was pretty good but the ending almost killed me
1:51 Not even two minutes into the stream and TTS is already fucking weird
Doug, the barber shop is CLEARLY in the mountains of the bank vault
this was genuinely one of the funniest streams ever omg
4:21:30 Greatest doug & parkzer moment of recent memory
Game idea: dougasoar game. Twitch chat controls doug on screen to jump over obstacles so he moves up and down. This will give twitch chat something to do when doug is not coding
Diese Kommentarsektion ist nun Eigentum der Bundesrepublik Deutschland! 🇩🇪
D:
Deutsche wenn Deutschland in nem ausländischen Video erwähnt wird:
@@star_of_lightDas Video hat Jeremy Fragrance aufm Thumbnail.
@@star_of_light true
@@TheLibermania jo den Spacken kann man gerne verschenken. Den claimt kein deutscher 😂
"Another whale has just hit the second Spire"
We're still waiting on that trip to New Zealand you definitely promised to all of us Doug
New VOD chat, let's go!!!!!!
3:07:18 this man is making zero intentional movements, he's just looking at the camera and being blown around in the wind or whatever.
4:11:40 Sending mods to New Zealand reminded me that airport scene from Hangover 2 😂😂
Coffee goes with EVERYTHING PERIOD! Strong like toffee oooooooh!!!
That suggestion about two AI presidential candidates is a REALLY good idea. I hope DougDoug does that.
starting song completely slaps
He was in the desert with my mom when she was researching wolves right before she electric guitar’d
I hope he does some challenges with Hollowknight like he does with Spelunky
seeing Jeremy on the thumbnail, oh man i know where this is going
I doubt it, considering it's going... to New Zealand apparently?
4:08:54 I'm not going to elaborate, Doug. Suffer.
Congrats on becoming a soldier
I swear to God I just got that dior ad with Johnny Depp in my CZcams shorts feed
I love the people in chat saying, "Doug had a girlfriend?" like they already think they broke up.
If bologna is pronounced baloney, cologne should be pronounced caloney
Was so surprised tp see that NZ Commercial, haven't seen that since i saw a kid
ALL HAIL REALLY NOT EARLY GANAG!
Definitely not early gang ftw!
I don't comment very often but I just want to say that after I watched this, I've gotten a lot of ads for Air NZ
stream ends at 4:31:14
The Paco Rabanne one. The guy is aware of the women. He sprays the cologne on his neck area and chest almost instantly, but delays a bit before spraying it on his crotch, he also doesn't specifically look into the mirror when he does it on his neck and chest, but before he sprays it on his crotch he specifically looks into the mirror, sprays and then has that satisfied look.
Pretty sure the idea is that he knows XD
The smell is the smell of NZ air
while watching this vod my room started to smell like cologne and i have no idea how the fuck that happened but
can confirm it made me feel masculine
men
women
people
animals
Jeremy Fragrance
horse
The fact he himself removed the cross on the free space, which was placed after the second commercial, and not even realizing it is driving me nuts...but this time not even chat realized it....
3:43:41 I thought he said keef cup and at first I was like damn I didn’t realize NZ was cool like that
to become a hero, i must first become... a horse.
I hear the "GD" brand of cologne is beloved by a ton of people, would be curious to see where Doug would place that in the rankings
As a new zealander, this was a jumpscare
1:05:00 this is the most masculine thing I could possibly imagine
I just wanted to say, I got the Jean Paul Gautier le male perfume for free and it is one of the best smelling colognes out there, expensive though. 🤷
I’m just wondering why he put cologne on before a bath
I'm going to assume doug sometimes checks comments and remembers the first 20 of this vod.
But I would buy a dougdoug branded olive oil, assuming it had some habanero flavors In fused in it because I love habanero.
Otherwise I wouldn't buy it.
I have a rare mutation i don't actually have BO i haven't ever needed deodorant or cologne. That said use doctor squatch
COFFEE DIDN'T GET MUTED POGGIES 2:34:00
Absolutely love Hollow Knight! Hope you can enjoy it, on stream or otherwise 😄 (especially the soundtrack)
First Doug stream I got to be in. It was fantastic,
The absolute weirdos just sending messages about Jeremy to Doug, like... ok, but we're not supporting his beliefs, just how dumb he is
Prime Example of some DougDoug Watchers. I love Doug, but the Community has some really really black Sheeps. Like these People.
What is Doug’s name??
Doug “DouglasDouglas” McDuggerton, the 3rd
@@tiedeman39 makes sense
Petition for doug to stream hollow knight but replace the vod footage with pacifist spellunky footage for April Fools
Damn that last prank really got me
12:50 Does anyone know what song this is?
The Hunters And The Hunted - Bayonetta 3
@@ignitorman7664 Thank you!
Look I just got here, but if Jedi horse isn't S tier I'm throwing shit
2:14:26 I am a german, i live in munich... and i didn't understand a god damn thing she said
Why is cologne full of giants?
Doug should take Billie to New Zealand. That's legitimately so romantic
Yeah i sometimes don't really see the point of the Ads for Perfume or Cologne.
Like Cologne, which they kind of want MEN to buy, and the Ad is a Guy just staring seductively into the Camera... This ain't gonna make me want the Cologne. And i don't really feel like my Girlfriend would see the ad and thing "I have to get him that!"
Same with Perfume Ads where it's for Women and the Ad is a barely dressed Woman doing weird movements in the backseat of a Car. What is that supposed to say? "This Perfume won't get you a Man, but it might make you really want to do weird movements in the back of a Car.
And the 'best' thing i've seen was a Razor for men.
The Packaging features a CLEARLY naked guy and they just proceeded to sneakily put the "Product Testing says Excellent" sticker where his crotch is.
I'M NOT GONNA BUY THAT!? and i'd be VERY concerned if my GF bough it for me xD
What happened to the peggle ai vod?
there was an issue with it on export. will be up soon
I love the sentence "having sex so hard he destroyed the eiffel tower" 2:02:53
"i do not feel like i will be a man if i only wear horse cologne" 1:16:37
i love gd cologne
1:21:10 Can confirm as a bisexual that commercial is great
35:21
Early VOD gang 😎
Sup early gang! Hope you all have a beautiful day.
Not much
@@sembastings8932fine thanks
All hail the shit king
Yt never told me about this stream😢
Do a twitch chat vs yt chat gpt war thingie
Woot!
Spoilers:
LETS GO BELIEVERS, 3 BINGOS ON THE NEW ZEALAND AIR COMMERCIAL POGGIES WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Hehe he said colon
vod chat untite
HE LIKES HOLLOWKNIGHT!!!!
As a bisexual this was a very fun stream