2024 Chevy Goliath - AI TV ad
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'It doesn't need roads. It just needs you.' That's actually a REALLY good line!
I agree. I am also willing to bet an actual company WILL borrow (steal) that line.
Especially nowdays with our crumbling infrastructure 😂🏳️🌈🇺🇸🍔✊🏿🏈
Complete global saturation
@@Me-eb3wv don’t need no stinking bridges if you can drive through the river.
"its not just better than bigger, its bigger than better." is also a good line.
"It's not just better than bigger, it's bigger than better." 🤣
That's the winner! 🤣
that shit got me so good lmao
Poetry
it is not just making sense of no, it makes no sense
Well shit, I can't argue with that logic 🤣
"Strapped with a fuel efficient v16 engine" had me rolling
Made in collaboration with Wartsila-Sulzer.
I looked up Wartsila-Sulzer and it a rather large engine. Usually used on large ships
@@jonathantan2469
imagine it having a cylinder cut off, and is able to run with two cylinders.
Efficiency is relative.
I think they meant barely more fuel efficient than a M1 Abrams.....maybe not even that.
Its very fuel efficient (only when compared to fighter jets)
fuel efficient v16 engine is the most wild shit ive heard all week
Depending on power output per fuel burned, it could make sense
@@nthgthFor something that massive it would have to be diesel, and even then if it's not being used to constantly haul goods it couldn't justify its emissions.
@Toastybees it's a planet killer for sure
It's a Diesel Direct Injected, quad-turboed, Variable Valve Timed, locomotive engine.
...according to CAFE standards!
Love how the goliath kept getting more obnoxious until it became a Lovecraftian horror
When you press the horn it just wheezes the words "kill me".
Monster truck engineers just looking at a challenge.
The last version doesn't seem to make any sens, there's wheels in random places on the car, it seems like 20 trucks glued together
These are the trucks we want though
Straight out of the lore lol
looks a little tight. I'm gonna have to wait for the Goliath XLT.
Same here. I need at a minimum 2 stories tall with 2500 square feet.
Get a Ferd F-teenthousand!
Ive already got a 3rd ball
@@longbow6416
You mean ltz limited extended cab
😂😂
"It doesn't need roads. It just needs you."
Chevy marketing Exec: Quick write that down!
Yeah, that's seriously pretty good. Lol
That last one looked like the crawler that used to move the space shuttle to the launch pad!🤣😂🤣😅
Same crawlers are moving the SLS (Space Launch System) rockets today. Because, as NASA says....WE ARE GOING.
finally a truck that’s actually worth the 70k asking price
Yeah, but it'll be sold for double that.
Some of them look sick af. And with a "fuel efficient v16"...yea I'd pay 70k+ for some of them. That 6 wheel one around halfway looked dope.
Exactly!
Facts
@@cujoedaman i feel like at minimum these would cost half a million lol. but if they were anywhere under 100k, i would get one for shits n giggles even though i dont have that kind of money
The fact the AI made everyone obese is hilarious
Well yeah, the ad is set in America
yep, where fat is the new normal. @@scrambledmandible
Market these vehicles are known for.
Finally, A truck that is made with American obesity in mind
The AI did that? I thought they just pulled people out of wal-mart
Now this is a realistic American truck.
True xD
That last picture though! “Finally a normal sized truck” 😂
My abs hurt from laughing at it. It's got like 4 spare tires 8 ft above the road.
@nicholasgutierrez9940 i wanna see those abs.
Same @@DrewMcIntyre.
@@nicholasgutierrez9940show me your abs🥲
Finally a truck for normal sized people
It’s about time
How dare you to call them normal? They identify as 0.01% of warriors with godly athletic ability
😂 Them darn diabetics
You’re a cat though
@@hobbymanx9200 inb4 two women start yelling and pointing *yes, i know the meme*
The perfect vehicle for suburbanites to drive into the city downtown area and pick up 20lbs of groceries with.
*2lbs
Sign me up for 2!
It's going to take half the parking lot 😂
The American way right?
@@strakhovandrri yes, there will be 2lbs of groundbeef in the surburbanites 20lb groceries for the week
This is 100% like a grand theft auto ad and I am here for it
"The Maibatsu Monstrosity -- mine's bigger!" will forever live rent-free in my head
Sad thing is this is a A.I. generated ad, while being comedic satire, is 100% accurate.
Lol um, no. This truck doesn't really exist at all.
"100% accurate" 😂 and somehow you think you're not one of the people idocracy warned us about. You just need to eat a little more and you'd fit right in....
@@Chuckmantis Obesity and oversized trucks are definitely a prevalent thing in the U.S.
@@FatherHeathen yeah trucks are getting bigger for litreally no fking reason at all and taking up roads.cars too.
"Strapped with a fuel efficient V16 engine"
I lost my shit at that 😂😂😂
And "finally, a normal sized truck"
I'm 5'10" and 175lbs, I'd love to have this truck.
Yeah I was sipping my beer when he said that, now I got a mess.
The Cadillac Sixteen has a engine like that lol
The v16 caught me off guard 😂
That line got me too man 😂😂😂😂😂😂
I was getting angrier and angrier throughout the video, and finally, thank god, at the end they had an extended cab. Now I'm confident in my decision to purchase a chevy.
Should get the extended Cabin model. Pretty much merge a Chevy truck with Winnebago as the rear compartment…. Needs the lovecraftian undercarriage options, tho…
"it's not just better than bigger, it's bigger than better"🔥🖋
I love how every truck they show is a completely different car 😂
I don't Wana be too "🤓" but all those shown could have reasonably been different packages or special editions. Not that those would be shown in a commercial for the base model.
And they get outrageously larger and more absurd every image
All American truck, makes my heart swell with pride.
My doc: “Actually, that’s cardiomegaly.”
🤣🤣🤣
Canyonero
If they build this, you know there's going to be people out there who'd use it as a daily drive vehicle just to go to & from the office or pick up their kids from school.
I mean you need this when your kids are that size.
The price to gas it up would be $800.
and then complain about gas prices
Nothing wrong with that though, thing looks epic.
Literally just saw a video of some saudi prince and the worlds largest hummer, it has an Apartment Inside....
I couldnt stop laughing at the last image for like 15 minutes straight
watching it sober= what magic mushrooms look like
watching it on magic mushrooms= 3D and moving as hell
The Chevy Goliath even has decent gas mileage. It runs an entire mile per gallon! That's pretty amazing!
At this point, its probably meassured in gallons per mile
😂
Good thing it has a 500 gallon gas tank 😂😂😂
That or 1 gallon at least lubes it's engine
Cant wait to see the after market lift kits
Skyjacker will be a literal term.
@@lawnmowerdude 😎☁️
Bridges and low flying airplanes: I'm gonna stop you right there
@@theussmirageneed a pilot’s license and to get the truck registered by the ffa to drive it
THESE FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKING TYPO SPACES ARE ANNNNNNNNNOYING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬😪😪😪😪😪😪😪😪😪😪😪😪😪😪
That very last truck is exactly what I need for going to Walmart.
“Better than bigger”...thats gold.
I’m not gonna lie, some of these trucks look pretty cool.
0:05 looks better than the current Silverado IMO
00:30 the real winner
Found the guy with the fragile ego and small peen
00:58 has my vote
@UnitTrace 🤣
Can’t stop thinking about “it’s not jus better then bigger it’s bigger then better “ that’s a BAR
"Stuffed with fuel efficient v16"
I JUST CAN'T-😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
This is exactly the quality content I expect from a trusted name like Turbodong
nutsackmania agrees
@@nutsackmania Same. This is the best use of AI.
*has entered the chat*
@@BabySkinCondomay 0_0
Robert! You know that you want one (a TurboDong).
Finally a normal size truck!
I think I am going to have to wait for the "Super Duty" version, I just can't abide these modern compact trucks!
This is Chevy, not Ford lol
Years ago my one friend used a Chevy C-600 as his 'pick up truck'. He would go to Home Depo with it for supplies, drive over to the farm store for mulch, etc. Every where he went with it; he was the King of the parking lot !
As a Chevy owner and a southerner. I approve of this message.
Do you weigh 210 lbs?
I weigh.@@Meinnearach0204
@ILOVEHANDCUFFS Hey man them cheeseburgers aren't gunna eat themselves.
@ILOVEHANDCUFFS I feel ya man. I pray to fat Jesus every day so I can fit in my Chevy goliath.
BUT THIS IS A CHEVY VID!!!!😪😪
I’m glad they finally came out with trucks the same size as the loan interest rates.
Not sure if the girl in this ad is here to break my body or my heart
either way
i’m here for it
The most American Ad in history 😂😂
"Fuel effecient v16 engine" good one 😂😂
Well they didn't say its power output or fuel mileage so 🤷🏻♂️ it could be, lol
I just pre-ordered mine. Custom build, V16 turbo diesel, leather interior, they even replace the bed with a passenger compartment, it has room for 15. My bros and i are gonna drive this to the nearest buffet and make them close early.
Other than the cylinder count that sounds like a realistic dope party bus/RV
It’s not just a people mover
It’s a *CROWD* mover
As a 'murcan, I'm highly offended and laughing my ass off.
@0:40 "It's not just better than bigger...it's bigger than better"
bars😂
I would laugh if someone at Chevy sees this and actually decides to work on making a Chevy Goliath
You would laugh but I would cry.
in all honesty i can see chevy making the 2,3.4 pic it looks like a modern chevy Kodiak
the follow up models will be the Behemoth GGGRTV and the Juggernaut SS/RST/RTV-1 with NASA commlink low-orbit navigation.
Aight bet
Even worse, I'd probably buy one.
When he said 'fuel efficient v16 engine' I audibly laughed. 😂
It’s not just better than bigger
It’s bigger than better, lol 😂
The Goliath is sure to be a smash hit at SEMA this year, it'll feel right at home with all the other *normal sized* trucks at the show.
I love Sema..
With all the technology in these trucks, I'm sure they'll include the Bluetooth drive shaft...
It's about time they came out with something like this, my full ton just don't have enough payload for my wife and nine kids.
And my 300 lbs Bible that my great aunty gran gran passed down from great great great great aunty grandma.
.....and millions die from starvation around the world in countries other countries steal from. No! serious.
@@jacobrzeszewski6527 Don't forget the 1642 print of Martyr's Mirror 6000 page volumes.
This would probably sell well!
This looks like a Saturday Night Live (SNL) Skit, good work! Would be great to offend or make the neighbors laugh!!!❤🎉😂😅😊
"FINALLY, A NORMAL-SIZED TRUCK." *has like 10 god damn wheels taller than the people standing on it*
its because fat is the new normal.
🤣
@@turbodong2000 Brilliant choice of username, BTW.
I love how the guys and gals just get fatter and fatter! I shared these with a friend and he's like "why are you so obsessed with fat people?" HAHA
My wife just got me with that
That IS an unhealthy obsession...
*obese'd
Why do all these AI videos get made with obese people? Like, there are so many and it’s always huge fat white people.
That made me giggle!
Full honesty...some of those trucks looked kinda bad ass! Not gonna lie. Lol
if it existed, i would absolutely have it in my wishlist. my childhood dream was owning a formula 1 car, a lamborghini diablo and a monster truck.
I would love to see this commercial actually aired, especially during the Super Bowl.
It’s going to happen 😂
We need more parody commercials in our lives!
Unfortunately because so many Americans actually are obese and a large portion of the target audience for big chevy trucks it'll never happen. I know because I'm an obese American with a truck.
the boomers would have lost their shit LMAO
This is what the mid-2000's made it seem like the direction of Trucks were going. lol
And they didn’t? Lol
The hoods on new trucks are 6 feet off the damn ground.
Have you seen one of the new pickup trucks lately???? This parody ad isn't too far off...
@@agent3976 the distribution is not monomodal…
@@agent3976 lol I can’t even tell you are a bot account, you’re just so convincing and on topic
"Finally, a normal sized truck."
Brother i counted 40 tires and at least 12 doors on that last "truck"😂😂
Gotta feeling this might be coming out in the near future.
These emotional support trucks are really getting out of hand
This is better than a normal Chevy comercial
Not just better, it's bigger than better!
Would the Goliath win any JD Power awards?
"finally, a normal sized truck"
How dare they show my family!!! "Hey Paw, we just bought a Goliath!"
Average Alabama pickup driver
1:07 finally, normal-sized truck 🤣
This deserves to be in one of those GTA commercials.
In 40 years of making ads/spots, I did my fair share of this on paper and VO but we didn't have the tech to actually get 'em done visually. I love this a shit-ton! HUZZAH to you!!!
"shit ton" is a good descriptor for these pickups lol.
You got your quarter-ton truck, half-ton, 3/4-ton, 1-ton, and shit-ton!
0:45 Blud is built like an airbag 💀💀💀💀💀💀
😂😂😂
Absolute chunk of a unit
Here is our Savior
HalleluYAH translates “Praise ye YaH”
YaH is The Heavenly Father
YaH arrives via the TENT OF MEETING
YaH was Who they Crucified for our sins
YaH was Crucified on an Almond TREE
- Ancient Semitic Cuneiform of Moshe (Moses)
- Isa Scroll (The Original Isaiah)
Isaiah 42:8
"I am YaH; that is my Name! I will not yield my glory to another or my praise to idols.
Isaiah 43:11
I, I am YAH, and there is no other Savior but Me.
Isaiah 45:5
I am YaH, and there is none else.
The AI knows who drives chevvy trucks I guess.
If real ads were like this, I would unironically watch them purely for entertainment, and companies would actually sell more.
2 miles to the gallon on the freeway!
You wish! Downhill maybe😅
You got it backwards, bud
2 gallons per mile
These are basically at the scale of those giant dump trucks they use at quarries and stuff, so that actually checks out
These trucks look like they would be perfect in Mad Max.
EDIT: Nevermind looks like part 2 is coming in 2024!
It’s really a shame all those vehicles got wasted, and Mad Max Fury Road series of movies didn’t get made. Fury Road was a fun movie. The original trilogy was good, but I really wanted to see more.
"A normal-size truck, for normal size people,".
"I write all the dialogue myself".
Thank fuck AI hasn't yet managed to make me laugh this much.
"Fuel efficient V16 engine" I fucking lost it at this part for some reason
Some one send this to whistlin diesel ASAP WE NEED ONE OF THESE BUILT!!!!
I'm not even a truck guy, but I want one.
"its not just a truck, its a lifestyle" dayum
this truck is going to look so good on cinderblocks.
@@OnIoN4UrTrUbLeSfun
Coming to a Copart near you!
@@OnIoN4UrTrUbLeSwhat
Here is our Savior
HalleluYAH translates “Praise ye YaH”
YaH is The Heavenly Father
YaH arrives via the TENT OF MEETING
YaH was Who they Crucified for our sins
YaH was Crucified on an Almond TREE
- Ancient Semitic Cuneiform of Moshe (Moses)
- Isa Scroll (The Original Isaiah)
Isaiah 42:8
"I am YaH; that is my Name! I will not yield my glory to another or my praise to idols.
Isaiah 43:11
I, I am YAH, and there is no other Savior but Me.
Isaiah 45:5
I am YaH, and there is none else.
Right outside a rusty old double-wide alongside a rusted out old IROC Camaro also on blocks.
"It's not bigger than better, it's better than bigger" goes hard
AI has a great sense of humor, I haven't laughed this hard in a while. I love scenes (in movies as well) where they keep cutting back and forth on a scene where something (an object usually) gets bigger and more exaggerated 🎢, and that's exactly what happens towards the end with the ridiculous sized trucks! LMAO It was hilarious, finally, "A Normal Truck..." 🤣😆
Hell yeah!! Mad Max Fury Road vibes 😎
I can't wait to see the Ford F3500 king mega ranch response to this
"Fix It Again, Tony"
a guy at work changes truck every year and just buy what ever is bigger and fancier, he went from a f 150 to a titan to a f-250 turbo to a polestar to another bigger f 250 to a ford lighting lol, the amount of money he lost on the trade ins is insane
2 Lanes wide, 55 tons of American pride. Canyonero.
"It's not just better then bigger, it's bigger then better" That's a hell of a slogan
Even M1A2 fears the Goliath.
It got that double extra day and night crew cab deluxe xlt space, and probably has about 4 cup holders.
Now this is the truck I need for my 157 foot long mega yacht to haul to the lake 💀💀💀
Dudes leg going into the truck killed me for some reason.
Don't make fun of him, he lost that leg in 'nam to diabetes.
@@Hunter12396 wouldn't have lost his leg if they had the Goliath back then
Now I can proudly go shopping for my 2 million pizzas I eat every day.
Plump Pride!
Perfect for the Costco run! 😂
Don't forget to take your extra disability scooters with you this time!
"Finally, a Normal sized truck" *(proceeds to show a Literal Mad Max Monster Masterpiece of 5 axles, atleast 14 tires, and a dual-cabin for 6)*
me: im not obese, but i will still not say no to that PLATFORM of a vehicle. :D
This is the most American thing I have ever seen 😂
When mad max has to face the end boss, that antagonist will drive this truck 😂
Every AI piece of content feels like a fever dream.
"Finally - A normal-size truck."
finally a normal-size truck able to annex a small country within 6 hours
This deserves a billion likes....nice one mate!
The future that we were promised in the 80s.
Glad to see they're sending our small sized pickups over into the European market.