Jim Cornette Reviews AEW Dynamite (August 30, 2023)
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- čas přidán 7. 09. 2023
- From Episode 307 of the Jim Cornette's Drive Thru
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Listening to Corny and Brian talk about AEW is so much better than watching AEW.
I watch AEW like I watch MST3K.
They go through so much for us.
I've never watched AEW yet I've listened to every review over the past two years. Mostly to hear Dean Ambrose get shredded by Corny.
@@wilcee238Jon Moxley has become the Mitchell of the wrestling world
Precisely
About the NFL belts. It was Tony who went crying to his Dad and told them to not allow WWE to sell the Jaguars belt. Apparently they had a good number of pre orders that have all been cancelled.
Tony is soo insecure 😂
I'm an unapologetic Simpsons fan. Thank you, Jim, for making my brain go here.
Moxley: Renee, honey, I learned jujutsu
Renee: Yes dear, in your mind
Moxley: No it was at my dojo
Renee: The dojo in your mind
Seeing AEW fans makes me yell, "Is there no place in this world for the man with 105 IQ?"
It's wild that an ad read totally made my Friday.
The NFL players shaking down gamblers and Jim telling us to liquidate our savings to become a draft kings, goddamn haha.
I love Brian walking back everything Jim claims, always a good time.
Also I heard Chicago was built twice cuz it got burnt down & rebuilt that’s why it’s call the Second city…
I've always wondered why it's called that and that actually makes sense. The part about it burning down and being rebuilt is definitely true.
@@Cruising_On_Lake_Havasoma Yeah ish was crazy back in the days… ish went down burning down cities
I caught myself making the Plumber Moxley face the other day 😂😂
Moxley wearing a shirt that says "Pure Garbage" is extremely appropriate.
That Draft Kings sponsorship reading was more entertaining than anything AEW's ever done. Absolutely hilarious 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
😂😂
Why didn’t Jim talk about the Orange Cassidy match?? I was wanting to hear his view on the Canadian Destroyers spot 😂
The Plummer looks like Homer Simpson like a upside-down light bulb
"Like the Nasty Boyz took their shirts off and tried to do jujitsu"
😂
Died.
Don't forget about the Texas Chainsaw Massacre championship💀
Out of all the Combat Club, Danielson & Castagnoli would be a perfect tag team full time. Them vs FTR would be incredible.
Definitely two of the legitimately most skilled and underrated guys in my opinion. Great idea
them vs Jonathan Gresham and jay lethal would be a master class
Oh hell yeah
Mox looks like a piece of candy corn
Danielson needs to completely sever ties with Mopery Moxley.
tony khan makes me respect vince
😂 waiting for the rampage review. Brian doing the Mox voice is hilarious 🤣
The Mayans wedding dress 😂😂😂
I have no idea what that is or how the heck Corny knows about it lmao
NO MOUSOULINIIIIII
No Pepsi
@@Lana12
Only coke
NO KENNEDYYYYY! Because even TK wouldn't stoop so low as to book that asshat.
Which tastes like peee
No Mussoliniiiiii and no Perry😂😂
I need to see Travis draw up Cornette in Big Boss Man attire serving up hard times to Mox after seeing the thumbnail, here
SCTV on City tv was hilarious
Travis continues to shine with each of these uploads. You could make a comic of plumber Moxley at this point!
What would the title be?
Blood in the pipes….
Tagline is “is it his blood or the blood of his foes? Who cares cuz it’s badass!!!”
@@16dwreckRocky 5
İ would read that if the comic is not gonna be bad like his matches
You guys are fantastic Brian and Jim. Man, Jim you’ve evolved into one of my favorite personalities, online or otherwise. Your incredible wordsmithing and southern firebrand are a perfect combo. Wish you guys years of success and happiness
I think Maria Kanelis should be on AEW too, maybe Alvarez creeped her out
It really has degenerated into All Friends Wrestling every which way in damn near every segment 😂😂
AEW only exists to irritate Jim at this point
thank yall for falling on another grenade for us
I already listened to the episode but I had to give props for the 1:1 Moxley depiction in the thumbnail 🤣
Jim and Brian doing the ad reading killed me 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Mox with the distended belly is cracking me up
I can die now… Cornette did a freestyle rap 😂😂
Popped so much for the Grambling mention!
Jim having the same sponsor as AEW is definitely off putting lol
Brian finding a beat for Jim to drop a rhyme or 2 is something I would've never thought would happen.
Can we all just accept that we’re all going through the definition of INSANITY by watching a Moxley match, or have we just moved on and already accepted that nothing is going to change?😂
The Browns are so bad that even Jim Cornette is aware.
don't forget the all new "Texas Chainsaw Massacre Leatherface" title Jeff Jarrett won.
I want to see Jim talk about Hangnail and his tantrum during the promo again. I've never been a Swerve fan, but my god that was awesome.....
Connan the sn!tch goes on and on about Commader like he is the greatest wrestler outta mexico since Rey Mysterio and then you see him goin full Botchstar and for me its just doubles down that connan knows sh!t and will just push any mexican wrestler no matter how bad or Dangerous he/she is..but with Commander he'll probably just hurt himself running on the ropes...woah
Konnan put a title on QT Marshall that should tell you everything you need to know about Konnan opinions when it comes to wrestling not even Tony Khan has dared to put a title on QT but Konnan did that's why Mexico is the only place that he could get a job as a booker cause nobody wants him near their show here on the states
Jim getting forgetful, eh? Zelina was a home town hero.
Thanks Guys.
Oh my god, Cornette sang Creed ❤ Life has peaked
I would LOVE to see a segment, each week. Where Corny and Brian call someone (Actors) pretending to be Moxley, Omega, Jericho...etc. etc. And ask them about why they're so horrible. And why AEW is so horrible. Or just anything. I think that would be hilarious. You could have Mox talk while pretending to try an un plug someone's toilet. Damn I would laugh my a** off
"Get off the pole Brian"🤣🤣
The opening is a gold deadpan promo. I was rolling.
Tony's paying out the ass for his guys to hold the Stonghold title 😂😂😂😂😂
The whole opening about Chicago and this artwork made me think Blues Brothers for some reason. 🤔
Brian’s Mox impersonations are priceless.
When Moxley first came to AEW, I thought he was a cooler, slightly edgier version of Dean Ambrose and enjoyed watching him wrestle. In the last year-and-a-half with all of his ridiculously intentional blood letting every single week, he has become an absolute joke.
He left because Vince doesn't let him to all those shit
I hope CM Punk has his own "Wrestling with Shadows" that has been in works since he was suspended. He should have documented this nonsense.
That episode was golden... The Draft Kings advert... Cornette's Acclaimed rap... Good stuff!
Oceana is Australia, New Zealand, Nippon/Japan, and the rest of the Pacific Islands. Not sure on the basis or origin of the term, but that is the region, so probably a promotion working the same territory.
Brian's favorite word to him is no lol
Apparently this episode of AEW Dynamite was sponsored by KT tape........ They got more of it in the ring than a woman's beach volleyball tournament.
Chicago is called the second city from where it completely burnt down and was rebuilt
23:25 Draft Kingz
😂😂😂😂😂
Just got back from the Impact Victory Road PPV it was good 1000th episode tomorrow
Is that really why Chicago is the second city?
I'd heard somewhere that there was once a massive fire and they basically had to rebuild the entire city on the ashes of the old one that burned down.
Top tier content, especially the Draft Kings bit 🤣🤣🤣👏👏👏
I love how Corny talks nonsense about the show's sponsors, much to Brian's dismay.
PUNK PREDICTED THE FUTURE :
Punks words to Mox,
“You Be The Heart and Soul, I’ll Be The Dollars And Cents”
With Punk in control Tony would’ve fired a lot of people because it would only be Quality tv Wrestling
The elite didn’t want that because they would’ve been afterthoughts and still Is. Get away with circus wrestling and gets paid because justified Tony thinks it’s good
He ain't dollars and signs he's a complete dickhead who thinks the world of wrestling should owe him something he never earned. Wrestling lived successfully before him and will live successfuly without him. He will be an after thought and will always be known as the drama queen that failed in the two biggest wrestling organizations in the world because he didn't get what he wanted. Poor guy 😂
Pure lying bullshit right here
Am I completely mistaken? I thought the second city title came from the fact that the city burned down and was rebuilt.
It was called the second city after the fire, when they rebuilt it.
Notice the ROH TV title gets more interest than the ROH HW title
Bob Evans, the mashed potatoes and mac'n'cheese dude?
NJPW Strong Championship, is the US Division of NJPW based in California, and it's DOJO is ran by Shibatia. New Japan did this for two reasons; they wanted to train Americans here to become wrestlers, and they wanted to compete in the American market as a new brand.
34 fuckin titles!? Wtf ? Huh ?
Bryan rushing to put a beat on for Jim lmfaoo
Love the Moxley thumbnails
I strikes me I havent watched AEW since like about 4~6 months of its inception but Ive listened to Corny since his reaction to the exploding ring debacle. (I think thats when I discovered him and Brian). Some of these guys/gals I ,very literally, can only identify due to Travis Heckel's art work.😂🎉😢
Is Jim Cornette really getting sued by AEW?
He should it's defamation at this point
yea his ass is getting sued brother
Lol What's this crap about AEW suing Cornette? First they Fire CM Punk because in fear for my life now want to sue Cornette for Bad mouthing there Garbage product. Bunch of Spineless Wimps 😂
Chicago is called the second city because of a fire from what I remember. Please educate me, if I am wrong.
Ironically the Cleveland Browns won their game.
Love ❤ that Artwork , suberb, Travis
Cornette looks good as a prison guard.
Was that a defense of Jon Moxley from Cornette? Haven't heard one of those in years it feels like.
Just wait until Jim hears Emi Sakura was trained by Akio Sato and Gran Apache! Still, I've seen her have good matches. Either it's age catching up with her, or it's something about AEW. My opinion of Cladio Castagnoli and Jay Lethal wouldn't be as high if I had only seen them in AEW.
New York has nothing to do with it. Chicago is actually called the second city because it was rebuilt after the great Chicago fire.
I love this show Cornette is the man I laugh so laud I wake up my daughter and now my wife send me to the leaving room the sofa to sleep because I can’t stop laughing is 2 am and I didn’t care because this is incredibly funny 😂
Don't be shy with that stick Jimmy Boy!
Did they talk about the main event?
I'm going to start a Cornette face book group. A place for everyone to get together and wear our "Cornette Face" T-shirts and discuss a different book each weak.
It's called 2nd city because it burnt down and was rebuilt. Or is my history wrong?
A rapping Jim Cornette - new levels of WTF, but some how great. :o)
It's the second city because it burnt down and was rebuilt... the second city.
I know this is completely off the topic but does anyone know whatever happened to that Antonio Ogogo guy? Man beat Cody Rhodes in 5 minutes and then disappeared.
Dude was just on the All In ppv doing commentary on the pre show. That's the 1st time I seen him on TV in like 3 years.
It’s prison not a 5 star resort!
They have it too good-
Omg im crying laughing at the draft kings 😂😂😂
This is classic... That advertising spot was hilarious. You guys are awesome. Cornette/Last 2024. 🤣🤣🤣
FRIENDS?
How does Renee be with Jon
Been asking myself that for YEARS
For that visa
We here in Chicago are known as the Second City because we literally BURNED TO THE GROUND and rebuilt from scratch. You know? The Mrs O’Leary’s Cow thing. But we are second to no city. Especially if you’re talking murder rate.😂
Dear lord Corny needs to shorten up his sponsor plugs!!! 10 minutes for the Draft Kings rant was absolutely ridiculous!!!
The reason it’s called the second city
Because Chicago burned down and they built right back on top of it… tips
New Japan has thirteen fucking title belts! I don't know why every promoter these days wants to be like CMLL and have belts on top of belts! Aint a single one of you run shows the way CMLL does! At least WWE has its brand split excuse. To me there'd be no problem with AEW featuring so many other company belts if they didn't have so many of their own underused belts already. As for names, "Oceanic" and "Regina" do make sense for a women's fed named "Wave".
I'm waiting for the day when AEW gets canceled mid-show due to all the vulgarities said on live TV. It'll be hilarious. This week's crowd had a bad case of Moxley Mouth haha
İ can already see Aew collapse soon they will not go much
Bushwacker Mox
I can tolerate a lot of talents, but, the likes of a Kommander etc are just not meant to be taken seriously on a mainstream wrasslin program. Yet, ol King Khan seriously loves to feature talents like the ilk...
I let JC review bad wrestling so i don't have to watch it 😂
Like moooousaliiiniii
Was looking forward to Jim’s thoughts on Orange Cassidy’s post match promo and thought he might finally say something positive about him. But then I remembered Jim will never give him a fair chance, no matter how good of a worker he is.
I dislike these gambling advertisements.
You are better than this Jim.
His rambling on this was cracking me up, talking about the NFL rigging games for draft kings and selling all your shit to bet on sports😂😂😂