My Smuggler is a clown - Part 1

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  • čas přidán 5. 09. 2014
  • Hey guys, sorry I haven't gotten a normal video up lately but I have been sick this last week and so I haven't been up to narrating. I decided to do this so I didn't have to narrate and I thought it would be funny. Please let me know if you enjoyed this and if you want me to upload more videos from SW:TOR. Thanks for watching.
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Komentáře • 124

  • @Shotout424
    @Shotout424 Před 8 lety +409

    The smuggler probably has the best dialogue in the game. There's almost always a HILARIOUS dialogue option

    • @swtorbucketdroid308
      @swtorbucketdroid308 Před 6 lety +35

      He's the Deadpool of SWTOR and it is glorious

    • @godofdarknes
      @godofdarknes Před 6 lety +3

      SWTOR BucketDroid Nah, he doesn't nearly have enough 4th wall jokes.

    • @mirurururuvein
      @mirurururuvein Před 5 lety +10

      Inquisitor, but less sadistic.

    • @Janoha17
      @Janoha17 Před 5 lety +2

      The Smuggler is pure bard who multi-classes into rogue for combat.

    • @snappedsquire8479
      @snappedsquire8479 Před 5 lety +6

      I'd say that he's the Star Lord of SWTOR

  • @lorddee8314
    @lorddee8314 Před 5 lety +452

    2:18 *_"I don't know... die? Kill you later, Captain."_*
    Jesus, Skavak has no mercy when it comes to verbal assaults, does he?

    • @michaelchan9874
      @michaelchan9874 Před 5 lety +1

      LOOL

    • @butterfingerregret
      @butterfingerregret Před 5 lety +40

      honestly he seems more like a friend then an enemy at times

    • @jasoncummings7
      @jasoncummings7 Před 4 lety +2

      @@butterfingerregret yeah when he's not being a stealing/murdering scumbag.

    • @saberwaspgg
      @saberwaspgg Před 3 lety

      You forgot backstabbing.

    • @erickpoorbaugh6728
      @erickpoorbaugh6728 Před 2 lety +4

      “Kill you later, Captain.”
      “Not if I kill you first.”
      Why is this not an option?

  • @sirkit2105
    @sirkit2105 Před 5 lety +154

    Han Solo distant ancestor in action. Hilarious.

    • @SmellyUnfortunate007
      @SmellyUnfortunate007 Před 2 lety +9

      He was more Han Solo than canon Han Solo from the Solo movie.
      The movie wasn't bad. Just didn't feel like the OG Solo

    • @thephoenix4093
      @thephoenix4093 Před 2 lety +2

      @@SmellyUnfortunate007 lol what?

  • @refurbishedtechpriest9076
    @refurbishedtechpriest9076 Před 8 lety +250

    Feylara... Gotta wondering if Harley Quinn was the inspiration for her.

    • @FatrickAteman
      @FatrickAteman Před 8 lety +3

      +Jonathan Gunn (NaleX85) other way around...

    • @gamester512
      @gamester512 Před 4 lety +15

      I'm surprised that as soon as Skavak "dumped" her, she didn't immediately fixate on the Smuggler as her new "honeybunch". :P

    • @jasoncummings7
      @jasoncummings7 Před 4 lety +4

      @@gamester512 sorry crazy lady, my smuggler is on Risha.

    • @davido.1233
      @davido.1233 Před 3 lety

      @@jasoncummings7 Bow Chika bow-wow!

    • @jasoncummings7
      @jasoncummings7 Před 3 lety +2

      @@davido.1233 what?

  • @kevinmalone27
    @kevinmalone27 Před 5 lety +106

    11:57
    "Who's up for a dance?"
    *cuts as gunfire begins*

    • @Madrock7777
      @Madrock7777 Před 5 lety +10

      one of the fumiest things in this whole video.

  • @advena996
    @advena996 Před 3 lety +43

    "we have already acquired the head of Darth Bandon". "Maybe Darth Bandon had two heads?" 😂

  • @yooooo8600
    @yooooo8600 Před 3 lety +41

    You literally missed the best dialogue option in the entire Smuggler story, when Risha calls while you're with the fat dude and the Jedi and the Sith

  • @AngryGingerGaming
    @AngryGingerGaming Před 5 lety +44

    "Unseal the exits, let me out of here, and go find yourself a new man."

  • @monsoonidiot
    @monsoonidiot Před 4 lety +16

    "I'm s- I'm sorr- I'm *incredibly good looking* nope, can't."

  • @Devonimp
    @Devonimp Před 3 lety +62

    That Feylara interactions is one of my favorite random moments in the game so far. She damn nearly did kill me while playing. Asphyxiation. From laughing.
    Just the way she delivers that 'Oh no.'. It feels so resigned. XD
    The ONLY thing missing from this interaction on my part was my captain watching this cascade failure of luck and say 'So this is what it looks like from the outside.'
    I did not have it in my heart to shoot her.

  • @petergorombey3249
    @petergorombey3249 Před 4 lety +35

    I wanna see smuggler get his army of wookies in a later expansion

  • @imgoingtobehateful
    @imgoingtobehateful Před 4 lety +23

    Holy shit, seeing the old way companion influence pops up after picking a dialogue option is taking me back

  • @Michael-kd1ho
    @Michael-kd1ho Před 4 lety +9

    I remember lol...at 8:02 the middle option is "I have a Jedi and a Sith fighting over me, but i only have eyes for you." Smooth operator.

  • @PsychoticSorcerer666
    @PsychoticSorcerer666 Před 7 lety +163

    14:16-14:29 I died XD

  • @89BlackGatomon
    @89BlackGatomon Před 7 lety +71

    Diago knowsif he tells his droid to kill everyone that that would acutaly include him?

  • @drontesmakor1983
    @drontesmakor1983 Před 3 lety +6

    5:05 "You see this expression on my face? It's called apathy. I'm not interested."

  • @user-sd2ui7io7f
    @user-sd2ui7io7f Před 2 lety +8

    "-May be this darth bandon had two heads"
    Ask Revan.

  • @WorkGalaxy47
    @WorkGalaxy47 Před 8 lety +53

    5:08 Apathy is death

  • @aaron75fy
    @aaron75fy Před 4 lety +31

    how are you powering that shield
    portable battery pack
    you know those last for just a few minutes right?
    *field fails*
    the power of timing

    • @jasoncummings7
      @jasoncummings7 Před 4 lety +3

      That was priceless. Wait a sec... is Skavak Force-sensitve!?

    • @aaron75fy
      @aaron75fy Před 4 lety +1

      @@jasoncummings7 that's a good question, it does feel that way at this point doesn't it?

    • @jasoncummings7
      @jasoncummings7 Před 4 lety +1

      @@aaron75fy failed Sith apprentice? Who knows

  • @jasperstephens8555
    @jasperstephens8555 Před 5 lety +11

    0:49 the bust "Uh...." in the game

  • @romancapulus5577
    @romancapulus5577 Před 2 dny

    “If we ever resort to cannibalism, I’ve got dibs on Risha.”
    “Captain that’s horrible. You’re gonna share right?”
    Ayo, what the hell?

  • @notthechosenjuan2413
    @notthechosenjuan2413 Před 4 lety +5

    4:37 Swtor proves a good smuggler always shoot first

  • @CommanderZoom
    @CommanderZoom Před 4 lety +8

    10:58 "Who's scruffy-lookin'?"

  • @Magrat_Knoblauch
    @Magrat_Knoblauch Před 5 lety +12

    11:38 Wait... isn't this the voice of Darth Baras? I mean obviously, before he shaved his head and gained a few pounds.
    I always knew Baras was not to be trusted :D

  • @LOCKi
    @LOCKi Před 7 lety +21

    I thought Nariel Pridence's voice sounded familiar... she's the same voice actress (Grey Delisle) who did Padmé in the Clone Wars

    • @GamerZHuB512
      @GamerZHuB512 Před 5 lety

      Grey Delisle's resume is insane. Chances are, you've probably heard her voice in games from 2000/03 and onwards.

    • @Jokie155
      @Jokie155 Před 5 lety

      Brianna from KotOR 2, Azula from A:TLA, Catwoman in the Arkham/Injustice games, some more of her most noteworthy roles.

    • @marcieharding2333
      @marcieharding2333 Před 4 lety

      I think Cat Taber (?) voiced Padme on Clone Wars

  • @Caleb42382
    @Caleb42382 Před 3 lety +3

    Diago talks like he drinks lead water...

  • @Nightstriker995
    @Nightstriker995 Před 6 lety +5

    I fucking loved all the dialog in this storyline so funny

  • @walterishere5864
    @walterishere5864 Před 2 lety +3

    I've forgotten how funny the Tatooine story arc was

    • @MajinObama
      @MajinObama Před 11 měsíci +1

      All the heat made everyone’s heads go funny!

  • @ashb712
    @ashb712 Před 5 lety +21

    Honestly the female voice actress delivers these lines way better. So much more character and sass in her delivery in every line of dialogue.

  • @MoltenUprisingMK
    @MoltenUprisingMK Před 4 lety +4

    Say hello to the Star Wars version of Harley Quinn.

    • @StarkSpider24
      @StarkSpider24 Před 4 lety

      MoltenUprising MK4000
      "Honey Bunch! What am I going to do!?"
      "I dunno... Die?"

  • @gustavakerman2566
    @gustavakerman2566 Před 2 lety +1

    Remember, *funny* doesn't mean *evil*

  • @Roksik
    @Roksik Před 9 lety +8

    Nice one. I've been looking towards creating a 'smuggler clown' video myself since nayjah didn't cover all the lines in her videos. One suggestion though, if I may? What made her videos so hilarious is the fact that her funny scenes are short and only include the funniest parts of the dialogues. Yours start to drag on. Look at her 'meet the senators' scene from 'trooper is a bully', for example: she breaks it down, cutting off all the non-entertaining chatter and inserts other scenes in-between to keep it fresh. Just though I let you know in case you decide to do more of these ^____^

    • @BoltSpeedGamer
      @BoltSpeedGamer  Před 9 lety +1

      Roksik This was my very first attempt at doing a video like this. I would like to think that my more recent videos are a marked improvement on this one. But I will try to do even better in the future. The reason I keep some of the not funny part in the video is to give context to the joke.

    • @Roksik
      @Roksik Před 9 lety

      BoltSpeedGamer I know the feeling! I try to leave some context too. The problem is, if a joke needs a lot of context to be funny, it's probably not worth it imo.

    • @cameronh2457
      @cameronh2457 Před 5 lety

      Like ur channel

  • @cereal_killaz1818
    @cereal_killaz1818 Před 2 lety

    This makes me want to make a smuggler character

  • @Shugeni
    @Shugeni Před 8 lety +8

    Were they inspired to make her based off of Harleyqueen?

  • @skydishmane65
    @skydishmane65 Před 2 lety +2

    Feylara's voice sounds so fake and too much.... but I love it. And then there was 12:05. Keep your eyes on the background

  • @zivixx5393
    @zivixx5393 Před rokem

    bruh its 2022 and i found this video. This video is the only reason why I will start playing smuggler xD

  • @tonywhite9873
    @tonywhite9873 Před 3 lety +1

    Sadly had a stalker like this.

  • @little_emjei
    @little_emjei Před 3 lety +3

    Why does Feylara strongly remind me of Tira (Soul Calibur) and Harley-Quinn? xD

  • @kit4104
    @kit4104 Před 5 lety

    The only one who made me laugh

  • @thebandnerd7189
    @thebandnerd7189 Před 6 lety +3

    E v e r y o n e !

  • @SmellyUnfortunate007
    @SmellyUnfortunate007 Před 2 lety +1

    15:52 He just predicted the commercial service industry under the pandemic

  • @kingcamelot1395
    @kingcamelot1395 Před 4 lety +3

    Who played Feylara? Her voice is so familiar, it's on the tip of my tongue.

    • @WonderWomanandBatman
      @WonderWomanandBatman Před rokem +1

      It's Kari Wahlgren. She's also the voice of the female Jedi Knight. Gotta love her range

  • @Slothgreedenvy
    @Slothgreedenvy Před 6 lety +2

    I love funny smuggler ;D

  • @Nephalem2002
    @Nephalem2002 Před 3 lety +1

    Ladies and Gentleman, Kari Wahlgreen.

  • @aaron75fy
    @aaron75fy Před 5 lety +8

    is that a hairstyle or did a womprat die on your head?

  • @sairenray0153
    @sairenray0153 Před 4 lety +3

    11:30 STARSCREAM!!!!

  • @jonnyso1
    @jonnyso1 Před 2 lety

    Wait, what does Corso have against Wookies ?

  • @yourbestfriend2564
    @yourbestfriend2564 Před 4 lety

    does anybody know the belt/waist (or pants, idk) that has the tooth on it?

  • @matthewwatkins4938
    @matthewwatkins4938 Před měsícem

    Why is diago wearing a slave collar? That never made sense to me

  • @yorbasfett
    @yorbasfett Před 6 lety +1

    Made every one of these choices

  • @davido.1233
    @davido.1233 Před 3 lety +2

    Faylara is so cute...and a little pathetic!

  • @HHopebringer
    @HHopebringer Před 3 lety +1

    3:47 Azula?!
    5:05 Apathy is death.

  • @cherrycheryl
    @cherrycheryl Před rokem

    This video is the reason I made a smuggler just to see the funny dialogues, even tho i find the smuggler story pretty boring lol.

  • @revancousland2524
    @revancousland2524 Před 7 lety

    What is the name of that green outfit that your smuggler is wearing?

    • @vesingh3252
      @vesingh3252 Před 7 lety

      David Parks it's from alliance crates at the hanger on oddeson

  • @CatNap_is_Tired
    @CatNap_is_Tired Před rokem

    My smuggler is dark side and I practically killed everyone or was a massive jerk to everyone

  • @daviddavidov8398
    @daviddavidov8398 Před 4 lety

    Gotta do my video about my smuggler because my THICC boy more funny than your Buchenwald victim

  • @evancrosley2857
    @evancrosley2857 Před rokem

    4:41 wassup azula

  • @Faustulous
    @Faustulous Před 4 lety

    The alien that comes by at around 3:34, is fucking Yuri Lowenthall. I can hear it.

  • @KalKyzara
    @KalKyzara Před 3 lety

    Rolly polly

  • @dr.pop2562
    @dr.pop2562 Před 2 lety

    14:16 died of lafter

  • @ViewTube_Emperor_of_Mankind

    HOW
    DARE YOU
    LET HER LIVE!!!???

  • @BeefSupreme30
    @BeefSupreme30 Před 2 lety

    12:05 look at the background

  • @zlatantheking3926
    @zlatantheking3926 Před 4 lety

    0:05

  • @StarkSpider24
    @StarkSpider24 Před 4 lety

    14:50 *"BELIEVE IT!"*

  • @shepherdlavellen3301
    @shepherdlavellen3301 Před 5 lety +4

    too bad there is no sarcastic option like in Fallout 4, otherwise it would be way easier to find all the jokes.

  • @juratezukauskaite8749
    @juratezukauskaite8749 Před 5 lety

    Visos planetos yra vienodos.Ka as matyt tik galiu.

  • @ViewTube_Emperor_of_Mankind

    This "woman" is every entitled american girl with full loss of sense of reality.

  • @jasoncummings7
    @jasoncummings7 Před 3 lety +1

    4:00, evil and racist!

  • @Lee9786
    @Lee9786 Před 5 lety +1

    Bowdaar is the best companion

  • @theroadie1346
    @theroadie1346 Před rokem

    Armor please tell me