*5 seconds to Abslamlute Ballthority...* *4 seconds to Abslamlute Ballthority...* *3 seconds to Abslamlute Ballthority...* *2 seconds to Abslamlute Ballthority...* *1 second to Abslamlute Ballthority...*
My benevolence did naught to protect my realm... But I can still take up arms and dunk If Slamming will save my subjects, THEN I WILL BECOME HISTORY'S MOST BALLIN QUEEN.
"It's overtime Sphene, We will slam for you! "No! I won't let you, you can't ! ...I WILL PROTECT MY PEOPLE'S MID-COURT LINE!" "Leave that ballgame with us now....We will dunk it in your stead!"
"Barkley!" "I know your pain, I really do, and I know that you won't be swayed from your course, but if there's no other way to resolve this, then slam with me! Not as a machine but the real you!" [ERROR DETECTED IN MEMORY BANKS, DATA FOR THE NBA ALL STAR "CHARLES BARKELY" PARTIALLY RESTORED]
"Are you still alive? Going for a three-pointer." "Are you still alive? Engaging precision targeting." "Target area delineated. Commencing three-pointer."
bro i know this is a joke but we need minigames and all sorts of other shit to do for fun in this game. Like an amusement park or something where you can hang out with your friends and do fun things. Fall Guys was a good push in that direction, but we need more!
"I understand. I do. And I know you won't be swayed from your court. But if there's truly no other way to resolve this...then face me! Not as a scrub, but as the REAL baller!"
This genuinely goes so damn hard, I've not been able to stop listening to it. A banger of a trial theme, mixed with space jam, and it goes even harder than before? It's peak, I'm afraid. Just like Dawntrail.
Frankly, a masterpiece of remix work. The frantic percussion layers perfectly over the techno frills and percussion, while the lyrics compliment the more emotional string and piano parts. A slam dunk arrangement.
“No world threatening events, they said,” WoL mutters. “Filler beach episode, they said,” grumbles the Warrior of Light as they pull out the orange fruit gummy.
This nearly spoiled the final boss for me a week ago. That said, I knew what I had to seek out once the dust settling, and the artwork alone made it worth it.
Me seeing the Endwalker one: "Why would you do this AND WHY DOES IT SLAP!?" (In between the two I learned some of the music theory for why it worked.) Me seeing this one: "LET'S GOOOOOOOOOOO!"
Dude i hope you continue to make final extensions bosses remix like that, i'm always gagged by the quality and fun/epic vibes of it. plus the shit ton of balling comment always makes me giggle haha. Hope you are having fun doing these ♥
Now i desperately wish i had the money to commission art of Wuk Lamat descending from the crack in the arena to dunk a basket ball on this Duty's boss, lmao
Are you still slammin'? Activating reserve players.
Are you still jammin'? Disengaging backboard.
Target hoop designated. Commencing dunking.
*5 seconds to Abslamlute Ballthority...*
*4 seconds to Abslamlute Ballthority...*
*3 seconds to Abslamlute Ballthority...*
*2 seconds to Abslamlute Ballthority...*
*1 second to Abslamlute Ballthority...*
ANOMALY DETECTED IN SCOREBOARDS
SCORES FOR BALLER 'SPHENE' PARTIALLY RESTORED
DEPLOYING DUNKS
I quoted this in the fight when it came up in trials and the party assumed I was drunk.
Sphene the queen of Alex-slamdria
Nothing will top this comment
Queen of Alex-slamdria vs Wuk Slamat
For Ballexandria!!!
@@LowIntSpecimen
Dunk Slamat
Kareem Abdul Ja Jabbar
My benevolence did naught to protect my realm...
But I can still take up arms and dunk
If Slamming will save my subjects, THEN I WILL BECOME HISTORY'S MOST BALLIN QUEEN.
"This foul is not inevitable! Slam another jam!"
i'm tweeking dude
I love that this is an unofficial tradition with each expansion. So much
This really is the best community.
It's their duty, ya know?
Was there other ones besides Endwalker cause I've seen that one too?
@@PrincessofKeys There’s some for the Alexander raids too!
@@PrincessofKeysone for the twinning, one for ew and now THIS
"Your smile means all is right in the court."
"If I smile, it is because you all jam for me."
"It's overtime Sphene, We will slam for you!
"No! I won't let you, you can't ! ...I WILL PROTECT MY PEOPLE'S MID-COURT LINE!"
"Leave that ballgame with us now....We will dunk it in your stead!"
"Barkley!"
"I know your pain, I really do, and I know that you won't be swayed from your course, but if there's no other way to resolve this, then slam with me! Not as a machine but the real you!"
[ERROR DETECTED IN MEMORY BANKS, DATA FOR THE NBA ALL STAR "CHARLES BARKELY" PARTIALLY RESTORED]
Criminally Underrated
Shut Up And Jam Gaiden 2 really went places
CHAOS DUNK RAID WIDE
Best one yet tbh
naturally, the fate of all reflections comes down to a basketball match
"Are you still alive? Going for a three-pointer."
"Are you still alive? Engaging precision targeting."
"Target area delineated. Commencing three-pointer."
It's what the ancients would've wanted
Not quite what Hydaelin intended when she made the WoL her champion, but if it works it works
bro i know this is a joke but we need minigames and all sorts of other shit to do for fun in this game. Like an amusement park or something where you can hang out with your friends and do fun things. Fall Guys was a good push in that direction, but we need more!
This is how arc 2 will end with a basketball game that why zero wuk lamet and others will be added warrior of light will be point guard vs uiltma
"I am Otis Velona, captain of the royal ballers of Alexandria! Upon mine court you shall not block my point guard nor our fans!"
“To memories of slams and of jams, I bid farewell”
“Bitter memories of games lost, I leave behind.”
A Court Reborn
Hoopsward
Stormball
Three-Pointbringer
Enddribbler
And now we are on the Dawn Court
Defeating the team of Alex-slamdria on the Golden Courts of Tural cements Azem's legacy as the GOAT.
"I understand. I do. And I know you won't be swayed from your court. But if there's truly no other way to resolve this...then face me! Not as a scrub, but as the REAL baller!"
5 seconds to Chaos Dunk...
4 seconds to Chaos Dunk...
3 seconds to Chaos Dunk...
2 seconds to Chaos Dunk...
1 second to Chaos Dunk...
"PENTADUNK" -Dunkmaster Darius
I got diabetes from this comment.
Echo slam!
@@hope_youhaveagoodday OH NO! WE HAVE TO GO FIGHT GHOST DAD NOW
*Absolute Slam
This is peak Final Fantasy XIV
"If I slam, it is because you all jam for me"
"Sphene will never be ballin"
"SPHENE IS FUCKIN BALLIN!"
"SPHENE'S FUCKING BALLIN!!"
"I owe you an apology. I was not familiar with your game." -The Warrior of Light after Sphene casts Absolute Authority
*Wuk Lumat:* Sphene, listen to me. If I cannot change your mind, then allow me to *slam,* and welcome you to the *jam.* 🦁🏀
2:35 genuinely so hype
The sheer desperation in that image of sphene like if she doesn’t slam her people willed be jammed and I’m all here for it.
I may be bawling, but i'm still balling.
MANY DUNKS
ONE COURT
ALEXSAMDRIA XIV
This genuinely goes so damn hard, I've not been able to stop listening to it. A banger of a trial theme, mixed with space jam, and it goes even harder than before?
It's peak, I'm afraid. Just like Dawntrail.
Apparently this is a tradition in FFXIV. I approve of it greatly.
Frankly, a masterpiece of remix work. The frantic percussion layers perfectly over the techno frills and percussion, while the lyrics compliment the more emotional string and piano parts. A slam dunk arrangement.
“No world threatening events, they said,” WoL mutters. “Filler beach episode, they said,” grumbles the Warrior of Light as they pull out the orange fruit gummy.
WoL is becoming the jaded detective that's "too old for this shit"
Ball’s in your court, adventurer. 5 minutes left in the game, and down by 3. Think you can pull off a miracle?
"Deploying Referees"
"We require dunks"
"I will show you the courts beyond"
I thought FF14 peaked with Slamwalker, then they dropped Dunktrail, Yoshi P and the team always be ballin;.
Jambringers is still the GOAT, no cap on this fat stack.
If it were you, could you have found another way? With your strength, could you have held fast to the rock without traveling?
"To memories of better seasons, I bid farewell..."
Sphene = Sphere = Ball = Ballin
I hope this remains a tradition every expansion.
I still can't believe Wuk Lamat interrupted our game-winning three point shot just to dunk the ball, earning all the credit for herself
THE KING RETURNS!!! THE DUNKS ARE ENDLESS!!!!
Now we need the faceoff of the Endslamer vs the Queen of Alexslamdria
Our slams may wither and die. But so long as our jams are remembered, we are never truly gone.
You don't know how genuinely happy I am to see such a recent slamjam on my homepage. We're so back
THE ETERNAL SLAM
"Are you still balling? Activating Dunking power"
Happy to see the tradition of slamming FFXIV with Space Jam still alive.
with ur strength could you have slamdunked to what is dear without sacrifice?
This came on randomly and I was ready to groove but then the vocals started and then I realized it was actually time to jam
The Endsinger finally has a worthy opponent
SHE IS BALLING 💯💯💯 🏀
*chewing cereal* queen sphene will never be ballin'...
SPHENE BE BLOODY BALLIN!!
The Queen’s slam for her people is absolute.
I have no witty pun.
All I got to say is, that picture of the Queen, slammin', is magnificent and brings it all together. Thank you. 🏀💚💛
That picture cracks me up
Wuk Slamat had a hard game, but in the final quarter, we will see who slams with the best... and who will jam with the rest.
Now the expansion has really begun
Forget the Queen! Our greatest foes are the Mamool Jam and their Blessed Dribblings.
SUCH IS TRADITION
"I will be the most ballin' queen in history"
"If basketball will save my subjects, then i will become space most brutal jam"
That art is amazing lmao
Expansion saved
DEPLOYING SLAMS.
ACTIVATING RESERVE OVERTIME.
Every new expansion means more new music that will be remixed with Space Jam
I will do anything for my homies!
Sphene with the Slamdevistan 💀
WE ARE PROTECTING TURAL AND EORZEA FROM BEING TURNED INTO CHIPS WITH THIS ONE 🗣🗣🗣
We require 3 pointers
Me: Sphene will never ballin'
Me: *spits out cereal*
Krile style blitzes Speene on the rebound and throws it to Erenville cuz he got the hops! 🥔🏀🐇
Does every final boss have a workable Space Jam remix?
It's tradition at this point 🤣 and may it continue onward!
Everything does. There are so many Space Jam remixes out there. You needs only know where to look.
that picture is amazing
You're the king of ffxiv remixes in my eyes. I can't wait till you get your hands on the raid tracks.
Who leaked the theme for EX3?
This nearly spoiled the final boss for me a week ago.
That said, I knew what I had to seek out once the dust settling, and the artwork alone made it worth it.
this is amazing thank you
Me seeing the Endwalker one: "Why would you do this AND WHY DOES IT SLAP!?"
(In between the two I learned some of the music theory for why it worked.)
Me seeing this one: "LET'S GOOOOOOOOOOO!"
Y E S!
A R E Y O U S T I L L A L I V E ?
this sounds dope!
I like this crazy remix more then the original. XD
I'VE BEEN LOOKING FOR THIS
I love it. This is spectacular give me 14 more.
And if i were to alley-oop...would you pass?
first Endwalker final boss Space Jam, now Dawntrail final boss Space Jam.
Now we just need Shaqiroth to make an appearance in some raids.
I love the fact that we are basically a computer virus.
10 seconds to Absolute Dunk...
This happens every third trial expansion and it never misses each time lmao
Damn, didn't know Nobuo Uematsu worked on this song
if i ball, it is because you all ball with me...
Damn this image goes hard
Then Wuk Lamat comes in as she slamming the biggest dunk on us
Slam jammin, savin' lalafells & crammin' some yams.
Surprised no one has done the main Dawntrail theme and Canned Heat yet.
Sphene, listen to me. You need to slam to rule your kingdom, your people!
*I N T E R S L A M*
Wait did you change the Title of the video because of my comment ?! or is it some weird Mandela Effect.
ABSOLUTE SANDAVISTA AUTHORITY
Awesome song i like it, i did put 2€ to support your mix keep it up 💙💙💙
We're so fucking back
Queen Sphere
Dude i hope you continue to make final extensions bosses remix like that, i'm always gagged by the quality and fun/epic vibes of it. plus the shit ton of balling comment always makes me giggle haha. Hope you are having fun doing these ♥
Now i desperately wish i had the money to commission art of Wuk Lamat descending from the crack in the arena to dunk a basket ball on this Duty's boss, lmao
HOW DOES THIS WORK! It's like Rise but... with more space jam....
slammed in ballitude
banger