WHY ARENT YOU PLAYING ANY SPELLS, OPPONENT? OH, WAIT... Lodestone Golem Historic MTG Arena

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  • čas přidán 12. 09. 2024

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  • @MortlachNL
    @MortlachNL Před rokem +153

    Did anyone else laugh when Chris shuffled that Yorion into that 200 card deck?

    • @dariengoheen747
      @dariengoheen747 Před rokem +13

      Yes. I absolutely died

    • @adorkmoreon3599
      @adorkmoreon3599 Před rokem +11

      I think it's one of the few times I've cheered for a MTG play like a football fan for a touchdown.

    • @DismemberTheAlamo
      @DismemberTheAlamo Před rokem +7

      It was so petty, I loved it.

    • @Andy_Paris
      @Andy_Paris Před rokem +7

      This is the only MtG channel where I laugh at the actual card plays, instead of the player only lol

    • @williamchristensen7354
      @williamchristensen7354 Před rokem +2

      I cackled.

  • @Collisto2435
    @Collisto2435 Před rokem +49

    "It's horrible, we're gonna keep"
    Story of my life playing MTG

    • @fordsquared537
      @fordsquared537 Před 11 měsíci

      Me knowing EXACTLY which cards I need to keep to succeed, but keeping the hand that has a 1/20 chance of being super cool

  • @kingchomp
    @kingchomp Před rokem +38

    I know I'm having a great time because when I hear the knocking I always get sad that the video is already over.

  • @paptimus3666
    @paptimus3666 Před rokem +3

    17:55 The biggest difference between city of brass and mana confluence is that the life payment on confluence is part of the activation cost, and the damage from city is an on-tap trigger. So it doesn’t matter if city of brass gets another tap ability from somewhere else (such as Yavimaya), it still does the damage, whereas then you could tap mana confluence for a green without paying life.

  • @charlieburton5217
    @charlieburton5217 Před rokem +23

    Hello Chris I just want to thank you for all the content you bring us and how much I enjoy watching you play. If it wasn't for you the fire for playing MTG would have extinguished long ago.
    Keep up the great work and I bet none of us can wait to see what more wonderous content you can bring us. Thanks~ Charlie

  • @pemathecat
    @pemathecat Před rokem +11

    You can put Urza glasses. Its an artifact and you can see opponents hand

  • @pulsefel9210
    @pulsefel9210 Před rokem +4

    props to the guy just taking the 390 damage like a champ instead of bailing like a wimp

  • @Collisto2435
    @Collisto2435 Před rokem +6

    The difference between City of Brass and Mana Confluence is that City deals damage to you whenever it is tapped, whereas you have to pay 1 life to activate Confluences ability. This means if you give the land the ability to tap for another colour, City will still deal damage to you.

    • @Farisori
      @Farisori Před rokem +4

      However, City of Brass' damage could be prevented.

  • @22TheJuggernaut
    @22TheJuggernaut Před rokem +14

    PLEEEASE try same type of deck with but instead of Lodestone Golem use the artifact called Boarded Windows!!! Let them grow a MASSIVE army that swing for -100 power lol

  • @ZtwoA
    @ZtwoA Před rokem +89

    Vote to bring back auto tune Chris series

  • @dylansmith6078
    @dylansmith6078 Před rokem +9

    chris there is no way you left out the precursor golem where when you target one of the lothstone golems it targets all doubling each golem you have

    • @mcfluffy52
      @mcfluffy52 Před rokem +1

      Oh my that would be crazy! I made combo deck with precursor golem and it was a lot of fun but it might be problematic here since it requires you to chose which order the spells targeting the golems resolve

  • @florianh.3639
    @florianh.3639 Před rokem +5

    I laughed like an idiot in the train, this vidéo was amazing, outstanding job Chris !

  • @unknownservant913
    @unknownservant913 Před rokem

    17:50 City of Brass also deals damage to you if an opponent taps it, but for Mana Confluence paying the one life is part of the cost

  • @DedicatedCaffeineUser
    @DedicatedCaffeineUser Před rokem +1

    Telepathy is a 1 blue mana enchantment where your opponents play with their hand revealed

  • @ChaoticNeutralAnimation
    @ChaoticNeutralAnimation Před rokem +3

    Chris, this was an awesome deck. Must be made in America because those taxes were insane.

    • @Tharkon
      @Tharkon Před rokem +2

      USA has a law saying VAT can never be higher than 10% (well really, sales tax, USA doesn't have VAT, but it comes down the same thing in the end). EU has a law saying VAT can never be lower than 15%. Income tax from what I can see in USA is between 10% and 51% depending on income and state. For the UK it is between 32% and 63% depending on income, and Belgium between 25% and 80%, to show some examples.

  • @VodShod
    @VodShod Před rokem +2

    15:38 but ornithopter is a artifact

  • @richardfarrer5616
    @richardfarrer5616 Před rokem +2

    Times like this, I would really want Nevinyrral's Disk playing against you.

  • @Belokhann
    @Belokhann Před rokem +2

    you KNOW there will be new auto captions memes when our Dark Lord keeps saying "Addicux"

  • @dirpdanger8839
    @dirpdanger8839 Před rokem +6

    Middle card = Aqua Teen Hunger Force, a must watch.

    • @josephiroth89
      @josephiroth89 Před rokem

      Carl Brutananadilewski... he says it when he corrects the announcer at the wedding where he and Master Shake marry the mail order Russian bride.

  • @jasona1000
    @jasona1000 Před rokem

    I've only seen the parentheses number having to cast the 8 mana ugin 7 times in brawl. Fun to see those again.

  • @alexandremonnot7024
    @alexandremonnot7024 Před rokem +2

    Do you have a tracker ? It could be very fun to see how your decks underperform and how hard you try to make them work for us:) Anyway, good job Chris !

  • @Doabarrelrole
    @Doabarrelrole Před rokem

    I don't think I've ever laughed so much and so hard... I'm crying 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @tjwadsworth6967
    @tjwadsworth6967 Před rokem

    just started the vid but I can tell this is the jankiest of the jank, you janky genius

  • @LeMuzi
    @LeMuzi Před rokem +2

    The tax is insane

  • @Kuryux
    @Kuryux Před rokem +2

    This is what I pay internet for!!

  • @GhostDumpling
    @GhostDumpling Před 2 měsíci

    Love watching this guy, but when I'm at work with captions holy crap I can't keep up

  • @devlabz
    @devlabz Před rokem

    the titles of these videos are GOLD

  • @waltergriffith4368
    @waltergriffith4368 Před rokem

    Had to give you a sub after seeing this video.
    This is the kinda stuff I would love to play in a real game

  • @DopeyDopes
    @DopeyDopes Před rokem +2

    Nice and two blue!

  • @jordanraiber2102
    @jordanraiber2102 Před rokem

    that last nono was like watching him getting edged

  • @andrewkadziolka9990
    @andrewkadziolka9990 Před rokem +1

    could you do an abiding grace /modular deck???
    i would love to see what you can do with it!

  • @dhoulmagusrhapthorne9082

    Only need 21 rare wildcards, so hopefully I can play this by Christmas

  • @chaosmastermind
    @chaosmastermind Před rokem

    The middle Carl is from Aqua Teen Hunger Force. And he is hilarious.

  • @caseystechmuller6054
    @caseystechmuller6054 Před rokem

    Just watching this I can feel the heat my phone would produce trying to process the fuckery that is going on

  • @seb612schuth
    @seb612schuth Před rokem +1

    This combo is extraordinaire, hahahahha

  • @MBlok82
    @MBlok82 Před rokem +1

    How would this work with Omniscience?... 🤔 Any amount of Lodestone Golems & you'd still have free spells, right?

  • @R0g0nd
    @R0g0nd Před rokem

    Other difference is City of Brass loses you life when it taps for any reason where mana confluence is only its ability. So can be avoided if something can give it other tap abilities

  • @blaireebes1295
    @blaireebes1295 Před rokem

    this one was hilarious m8. great work

  • @dariengoheen747
    @dariengoheen747 Před rokem +2

    This is the funniest deck I've seen ever

  • @jodyrobinson5267
    @jodyrobinson5267 Před rokem +3

    this was so funny great deck

  • @1284GNGN
    @1284GNGN Před rokem

    0:09 nice

  • @dansterstuff
    @dansterstuff Před rokem +7

    Chris gets the easiest opponents i swear... Is there some kind of mm trick? Every game I play is against the most meta deck with perfect draws

    • @amirunsyafiq
      @amirunsyafiq Před rokem +3

      If I'm correct, it is a combination of Chris playing at a low rank + how the Matchmaking work. The matchmaker will always pairs you with deck that is on the same power level as you. So, Chris plays jank, he also get jank opponent. And because this is a video, there could be more game where the Mm gives a high-tier where obviously he lose but decide to left that out.

    • @jaroslavszaharenkovs6273
      @jaroslavszaharenkovs6273 Před rokem

      @@amirunsyafiq That is not how it works in ranked, you get matched up only based on your rank, not your deck.

    • @honestabe411
      @honestabe411 Před rokem +1

      @@jaroslavszaharenkovs6273how do you know?

    • @astuteanansi4935
      @astuteanansi4935 Před rokem +2

      Well first of all, these videos are edited so he just doesn't show us every time he gets stomped into the ground by mono red aggro
      And second, the Arena algorithm probably has no clue what to match his jank piles against, so he defaults to the bottom tier

    • @ChaoticNeutralAnimation
      @ChaoticNeutralAnimation Před rokem

      @@amirunsyafiq I think his location plays a factor. He's in Japan I think.

  • @andreagormito
    @andreagormito Před rokem +2

    Isn't it better to do it with Pharaoh's statue? I know it costs a bit more, but if u use that your spells will keep their cost and each copy make your opponent's spells 2 mana more expensive each.

    • @davidhower7095
      @davidhower7095 Před rokem +3

      You’d need Mirror Box and that’s just another piece to an already convoluted combo

    • @QargZer
      @QargZer Před rokem +2

      What would be the wincon? With this he makes a massive army that the opponent can't do anything about..

    • @user-rr8iy6mv5f
      @user-rr8iy6mv5f Před rokem

      It's legendary, so it would be much more difficult to copy.

    • @davidhower7095
      @davidhower7095 Před rokem +4

      @@QargZerStatue does drain 1 life a turn, so 25+ would kill instantly.

    • @andreagormito
      @andreagormito Před rokem +2

      @@davidhower7095 totally forgot it was a legendary permanent.

  • @markneron2984
    @markneron2984 Před 5 měsíci

    Carl from Aqua team hunger force . Worth watching

  • @c.trammell
    @c.trammell Před rokem +1

    I miss the Dingus Egg 😭

  • @shmerelize
    @shmerelize Před rokem

    What could I replace Assemble the Team with for paper play?

  • @Darkflamecrusader
    @Darkflamecrusader Před rokem +2

    I'm gonna turn this into a Seven Dwarves deck.

  • @azullove979
    @azullove979 Před rokem +1

    I hope to play against this one day!

  • @cloud9847
    @cloud9847 Před rokem +1

    Tell me you like playing cards with "Your opponent loses their turn" without telling me you like playing cards with "your opponent loses their turn"...
    Playing this deck against a new player - pops 64 whatevers.."and your turn, good sir"
    New player "Ok, I'll play this"
    You - "Oh, sorry, friend, can't play that card. It costs 400 mana now."
    new player - "ok, I'll play thi-"
    you - "let me stop you right there...all your spells cost 2 thousand mana now"
    New player - Flips board...

  • @mcfluffy52
    @mcfluffy52 Před rokem +1

    I am disappointed you didnt cast the florahedron for 60+ mana just to establish dominance

  • @jayceearrboy
    @jayceearrboy Před rokem +2

    The tax man comes for us all one day. (69)

  • @senegalus
    @senegalus Před rokem +1

    Chris, you should change the name of your channel to Janklord Magic

  • @xxskabxx
    @xxskabxx Před rokem

    Middle Carl is Carl from the shows aqua teen hunger force.

  • @monoredmtg8632
    @monoredmtg8632 Před rokem

    😄🤣... What a great idea. Very good video as usual.

  • @jarodphillips1738
    @jarodphillips1738 Před rokem

    Would like to see a sheoldred in this decklist

  • @fuzzyhughes3622
    @fuzzyhughes3622 Před rokem

    This deck is the opposite of my Reaper King edh deck which strives to make him permanently free and not much else but I have the option of making 70+ copies of helm of awakening.... At that point its overkill, but hey, jank is fun

  • @rednorberg05
    @rednorberg05 Před rokem +4

    The Mythos wouldn’t have given you a crazy amount of token since you hit the limit of 250
    (Lol I guess auto correct got me)

    • @Kuryux
      @Kuryux Před rokem +2

      Why would it give amateur tokens though?

    • @DismemberTheAlamo
      @DismemberTheAlamo Před rokem +3

      @@Kuryux - because theyre new, and havent been around for long

  • @jarodphillips1738
    @jarodphillips1738 Před rokem

    Chris talking about ornithopter costing 69 like it's not an artifact.

  • @Tharkon
    @Tharkon Před rokem +1

    Shame the game doesn't allow more than 250 tokens. It could have just handled it similar to the way it handles the mana costs, only showing the numbers. That's what you would do with real MtG. Nonartifact spells would have cost 2057 more to cast.

  • @My1xT
    @My1xT Před rokem

    as a non-magic player I need one clarification? is a "spell" basically anything or just things that arent creatures and Lands or what really?

    • @semperunum3426
      @semperunum3426 Před rokem +1

      "Spell" is everything exept "Land". When you play a nonland card - you basically "cast a spell".

    • @My1xT
      @My1xT Před rokem

      @@semperunum3426 thanks for the info.
      I mainly play yugioh and also played duel masters in the past so "spells" usually are cards you play just for effects but don't offer you a creature (tho in duel masters there alsonare no lands, everything is usable as mana if you throw it into the mana pool)

  • @SuperBlansh
    @SuperBlansh Před rokem

    That was hilarious! 😁

  • @adorkmoreon3599
    @adorkmoreon3599 Před rokem +1

    You are totally nuts. But it works.

  • @WalterCrumbcake
    @WalterCrumbcake Před rokem

    PSA: qq to sac all treasures.

  • @thefallendeathlord7690
    @thefallendeathlord7690 Před rokem +1

    Why aren't you playing spells Step-opponent?😏

  • @ClarkAfterDark1111
    @ClarkAfterDark1111 Před rokem +1

    Waiting to see how this deck wins

  • @zacbrown5443
    @zacbrown5443 Před rokem +1

    top notch [:

  • @zaqwsx28
    @zaqwsx28 Před rokem

    A lot of possessions were annoyed today.

  • @wintrwoofgaming9981
    @wintrwoofgaming9981 Před rokem

    Elf mana ramp with cards power of 3-4 draw a card into eldrazi

  • @Mudder1310
    @Mudder1310 Před rokem

    Hilarious you recognize Carl Jung but not Carl from Aqua Teen Hunger Force.

  • @agemo-9270
    @agemo-9270 Před rokem +1

    GG

  • @thema1622
    @thema1622 Před rokem

    So... My new favorite deck

  • @chiefnuclear4570
    @chiefnuclear4570 Před rokem

    The only way out is with Urza's Sylex lol

  • @dejesusmendiola5919
    @dejesusmendiola5919 Před rokem

    Should tey something like this woth precursor golem

  • @MGmirkin
    @MGmirkin Před rokem +1

    This hand is terrible. But, you know what, we're gonna' play it anyway, it'll be fine ... probably.
    Wait, why are we losing?? Ohh right, the absolute poop in our hand... Remind me why we kept this hand?
    -----
    Sums up about one or two out of every batch of games on this channel, no? :P

  • @merlinschmitz8526
    @merlinschmitz8526 Před rokem

    Inflation is hitting mtg arena hard with this deck!

  • @SG-wy1mp
    @SG-wy1mp Před rokem

    This was entertaining

  • @i20918
    @i20918 Před rokem

    NO!!!! I am only watched this so You play the lanowar elf for 68 mana and You did not delivered. I ma going to cry in the mtg corner.

  • @Banndit_Nation
    @Banndit_Nation Před rokem

    So my eleves wouldn't care about this lol I mass ramp tokens that can tap for 2 each and then will remove all artifacts with one cards overload and then enchaments will take me a bit lol

  • @eq2lornick
    @eq2lornick Před rokem

    A little too greedy on that last game!

  • @snackplaylove
    @snackplaylove Před rokem +6

    Broke - playing and cloning lodestone golems
    Woke - not playing any artefacts in your own deck to cast afterwards 😂

    • @markovucilovski9876
      @markovucilovski9876 Před rokem +9

      When I hear the word "woke" I get a stroke.

    • @getlooky736
      @getlooky736 Před rokem +2

      Why would you need to when you create 65 treasure tokens per turn

  • @josephrion3514
    @josephrion3514 Před rokem

    Yorion shuffle twice!

  • @kool-iguana1132
    @kool-iguana1132 Před rokem

    But god Pharaohs statue

  • @brackpin
    @brackpin Před rokem +1

    Chris is the shoulder devil of mtg. No where else have I seen such diabolical combos. He makes vito/exquisite blood look boring and dumb.

  • @josephrion3514
    @josephrion3514 Před rokem

    Ornithopter is an artifact. So still zero.

  • @zefereater4741
    @zefereater4741 Před rokem

    Vote to bring back Chris's magenta 69 cm mohawk

  • @thoman296
    @thoman296 Před rokem

    Mans shuffle cheated against you in the first game

  • @VitorSantos-jm8tb
    @VitorSantos-jm8tb Před rokem

    LOL

  • @francescopaci9435
    @francescopaci9435 Před rokem

    do you know there is also parallel lives that is the same of annoited procession but is green

  • @wolfman5740
    @wolfman5740 Před rokem

    What is the deal with these 200+ card decks in historic? Bots? Children? I never see such a thing in standard unfortunately.

  • @TraphouseTCG
    @TraphouseTCG Před rokem

    Oh hell no I’m out

  • @Pangolinz
    @Pangolinz Před rokem +1

    Second

  • @logan_wolf
    @logan_wolf Před rokem

    4:20 This is such a glaring flaw with how MtG operates, I can't believe Wizards hasn't addressed this problem, yet. So many other card games have come up with solutions for this resource stall problem, so clearly it's a resolvable issue, and yet, it persists in Magic, especially in paper Magic. It's one of my biggest turn-offs from the game, honestly; it's probably the main reason I don't play it myself, anymore.

    • @jk6971
      @jk6971 Před rokem

      How do other games handle mana screw?

    • @-estancialiberty-1756
      @-estancialiberty-1756 Před rokem +1

      I've tried kitchen table rules that make the game play similar to other card games (turn a land over from a land stack every turn, choose to draw from spells vs lands deck each turn, etc.), but the trouble with any kind of guaranteed resource producer each turn is how lands are structured in MTG. They're so much more than mere resource producers with the abilities built into non-basics, so to guarantee one on each turn morphs the game into something much different. It's fun, but it's a much different game.

    • @Pikramus
      @Pikramus Před rokem

      @@jk6971 The OnePiece TCG has a separate pile for mana, first player to play gets 1 to start, after that every player puts 2 lands on the field every turn; that said they only have one type of land. Some abilities require you to shuffle your mana back to your mana pile.

    • @logan_wolf
      @logan_wolf Před rokem +1

      @@-estancialiberty-1756 That's part of the problem: too many lands have good abilities, which given that lands are already too integrated into the main deck cards, means the problem becomes even more difficult to solve.

    • @logan_wolf
      @logan_wolf Před rokem

      @@jk6971 Separate decks for mana (Force of Will), guaranteed mana each turn (Hearthstone), cards themselves counting as resources (Yu-gi-oh!, Keyforge), etc.