Cacio e Pepe | Botched by Babish (ft. Italia Squisita)

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  • čas přidán 17. 07. 2021
  • This week, the great (if somewhat particular) folks over at @italiasquisita are weighing in on my misguided interpretation of the OG Roman mac n' cheese, Cacio e Pepe. Celebrated Italian chef Luciano Monosilio tells me exactly what it takes to make this supposedly simple dish: can I manage to further screw it up? Turns out yes, I can, and while sparing no expense. Join me in my descent into cheesy madness.
    Directed & Edited by the immensely talented Brad Cash.
    Produced by the incomparable Kendall Beach and the irreplaceable, irresistible Jessica Opon.
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  • @italiasquisita
    @italiasquisita Před 2 lety +13247

    That's insane! Andrew Rea is at the top of the game, his videos are almost rocket science, but he keeps putting himself on the line! Great respect from Italy, man. Still, we may have something else to say about this "botched" case...

  • @the_brave_kitty
    @the_brave_kitty Před 2 lety +5134

    The sad part is, the cheese wheel wasn't even the most expensive part of this video. It was, in fact, the phone call.

    • @breakdancingbucket7999
      @breakdancingbucket7999 Před 2 lety +17

      What?

    • @jedibob4346
      @jedibob4346 Před 2 lety +240

      @@breakdancingbucket7999 the call he received from the car place

    • @bitsnthings
      @bitsnthings Před 2 lety +22

      Im dying your comment sent me to mars

    • @Conorator
      @Conorator Před rokem +22

      @@breakdancingbucket7999 That's proof that you didn't watch the whole video.

    • @boogiemanbastard9758
      @boogiemanbastard9758 Před rokem +50

      @@Conorator and? who does this bucket owe their time?

  • @thakillman7
    @thakillman7 Před 2 lety +7551

    Italians: "that's not real italian".
    Babish: "then how do you make it?"
    Italians: "literally nobody agrees"

    • @notahotshot
      @notahotshot Před 2 lety +1384

      Exactly!
      Have you seen the comment sections of Bolognese videos?
      "You used cream, why?"
      "You didn't use cream, why?
      "You put basil? There's only oregano."
      "You put oregano. There's no herbs."
      "You didn't use any pork."
      "Why did you add pork."
      Italy, please get your story straight before trying to tell it to others.

    • @AndreaTani
      @AndreaTani Před 2 lety +367

      Yeah, pretty much... (from Italy, with love)

    • @cannolosiciliano5519
      @cannolosiciliano5519 Před 2 lety +92

      Yeah nobody actually knows

    • @UnicorniousEyes
      @UnicorniousEyes Před 2 lety +113

      It's more of a feeling

    • @TheForeverRanger
      @TheForeverRanger Před 2 lety +403

      Italian food in a nutshell. Part of the reason why I throw authenticity out the window when I judge food is because no one dish was ever made the same.

  • @kurlykayla9013
    @kurlykayla9013 Před 2 lety +4790

    I love how the main series would have us believe Andrew is a super suave dude with a smooth sense of humor, but then we cut to videos like this, and we see he's really just unhinged.

    • @TheLKStar
      @TheLKStar Před 2 lety +47

      I think he was very shy and learned to let his personality through as he became rich and successful. Tbh I don't like his "true self", but I wouldn't change him because he seems less depressed this way.

    • @coco19977
      @coco19977 Před 2 lety +343

      @@TheLKStar that was just unecessary

    • @Lucid1ty
      @Lucid1ty Před 2 lety +155

      @@TheLKStar what does that even mean

    • @fairlysleepy
      @fairlysleepy Před 2 lety +89

      @@TheLKStar what is his true self to you?? what made u think he was depressed at least by the videos youve seen of him?? what

    • @trianime
      @trianime Před 2 lety +4

      That time
      "It's just cheese"

  • @zerofox641
    @zerofox641 Před 2 lety +2144

    The blood curdling scream after Brad says Andy got engaged and the fast pan to a scared Jess 🤣 the chaos of this episode is everything

  • @jokerproduction
    @jokerproduction Před 2 lety +19478

    Buy a few more of those cheese wheels and we will be getting a new series... _Bankrupt by Babish_

    • @juneguts
      @juneguts Před 2 lety +70

      @Goro Amon the steins;gate character? how do we get her a show

    • @raeperonneau4941
      @raeperonneau4941 Před 2 lety +1

      😂

    • @mukutta
      @mukutta Před 2 lety +106

      Bald and bankrupt with Babish

    • @trapItaliana
      @trapItaliana Před 2 lety +41

      Bald and bankrupt already exists

    • @KairuHakubi
      @KairuHakubi Před 2 lety +7

      Not to mention owning a car in new york.

  • @Groovebot3k
    @Groovebot3k Před 2 lety +3616

    Babish: loses his mind
    Italians: "We secretly taught him incorrectly as a joke"

    • @GannJerrod
      @GannJerrod Před 2 lety +82

      “My nipples look like old cheese!” - Andrew Rea, 2021

    • @RedJohnO22
      @RedJohnO22 Před 2 lety +36

      I would not be in the least way, bit, shape or form surprised.
      Coronavirus Victims
      Champions of europe 2020
      Serie A class Trolls

    • @IRLTheGreatZarquon
      @IRLTheGreatZarquon Před 2 lety +51

      I could see the Italia Squisita guys telling him the wrong way to do it just to mess with him

    • @WhatKindOfNameNow
      @WhatKindOfNameNow Před 2 lety +43

      Is that a Kung Pow: Enter the Fist reference I see?

    • @spacewizardpip1111
      @spacewizardpip1111 Před 2 lety +15

      Is that a Kung Pow enter the fist joke

  • @NigelThornbery
    @NigelThornbery Před 2 lety +2208

    Italian chef: “No no no you’re doing it all wrong”
    Same Italian chef: “well Italian recipes are by mouth so my grandma recipe different than her grandmas recipe and her recipe”

    • @bonk2935
      @bonk2935 Před 2 lety +264

      We dont know what's right but can agree on what's wrong😎

    • @iMaybeWise
      @iMaybeWise Před 2 lety +129

      You see, it is very simple. They say this, because you can't claim your grandma's recipe is wrong. If you're not a grandma? You can be wrong.

    • @kristianbasile7141
      @kristianbasile7141 Před 2 lety +28

      because even if there is variety within our tradition we know that doing some things are clearly wrong... like adding butter.

    • @edim108
      @edim108 Před 2 lety +69

      @@kristianbasile7141 Does adding butter work? Does it make it easier? Is the taste ruined by it? Then it's not wrong.
      Just bc something is a tradition, doesn't make it right...

    • @AchtungFreud
      @AchtungFreud Před 2 lety +88

      Heard somebody once say that there are 60 million people in Italy and 120 million Italian carbonara recipes. Anger powers their windmills.

  • @FKProds
    @FKProds Před 2 lety +513

    When Babish said "It's not the cheese... There's something wrong with me as a person." I felt that.

  • @gabe2349
    @gabe2349 Před 2 lety +4051

    This video should actually be called “Andrew’s almost immediate descent into madness”

    • @NateCow
      @NateCow Před 2 lety +49

      My head canon is this is how every one of his videos is created.

    • @frettchen1498
      @frettchen1498 Před 2 lety +9

      almost?

    • @SirNomad
      @SirNomad Před 2 lety +6

      I wonder if that's why he stirs the spaghetti like a toddler in a toy kitchen, flinging noodles everywhere.

    • @willofthewind
      @willofthewind Před 2 lety +44

      Breakdowns with Babish

  • @missmoode
    @missmoode Před 2 lety +2535

    This entire video is full of the chaotic, desperate energy of somebody starting out hopeful for redemption and eventually just racing against time to complete a video before he’s murdered by an army of vengeful Italians.

    • @JohnyFins
      @JohnyFins Před 2 lety +18

      Or Moussolini

    • @undertakernumberone1
      @undertakernumberone1 Před 2 lety +9

      @Jordie Jordan *looks at the Roman conquest of Greece* Shall we ask?

    • @czernodog8403
      @czernodog8403 Před 2 lety +12

      @@undertakernumberone1 italians wish they were roman

    • @ascaro1885
      @ascaro1885 Před 2 lety +5

      @@czernodog8403 we are, we are the descendants of rome, you can like it or not, but this is just a fact

    • @MrNeosantana
      @MrNeosantana Před 2 lety +6

      @@undertakernumberone1 Italians were never the same after they let half the peninsula get taken over by Germanics...

  • @jackreid735
    @jackreid735 Před 2 lety +738

    When Jess said, “nothing is Andrew’s fault”, and Brad pans back to look and Andrew, the absolute gleeful expression was everything!

    • @papertiger4525
      @papertiger4525 Před 2 lety +18

      13:59
      Leaving this timestamp here to replay the moment as much as we’d like.

    • @WEBTEAM1000
      @WEBTEAM1000 Před 2 lety +30

      that's Kendall

  • @Haitch_Kay
    @Haitch_Kay Před 2 lety +780

    It's really refreshing to see that Andrew is just as insane and unhinged as every professional chef I've ever known.

  • @singerofsongs468
    @singerofsongs468 Před 2 lety +3185

    “If it explodes, it’s a molotov” I don’t care if Andrew hated that; that’s a hilarious joke and I’m unashamed to say I laughed out loud at it

    • @ambrosepoon3838
      @ambrosepoon3838 Před 2 lety +27

      Facts

    • @doubtful_seer
      @doubtful_seer Před 2 lety +32

      I absolutely laughed out loud at that one too.

    • @carmina7739
      @carmina7739 Před 2 lety +105

      reminds me of "if my grandma had wheels, she'd be a bike" said by an angry italian over a botched pasta dish

    • @sarahnelson2960
      @sarahnelson2960 Před 2 lety +6

      Lol same I thought that was so clever 🤣

    • @danam312
      @danam312 Před 2 lety +7

      I actually snorted at that joke.

  • @whyleft1489
    @whyleft1489 Před 2 lety +2602

    single handedly the most chaotic binging with babish show ever.

  • @ashurean
    @ashurean Před 2 lety +1503

    I'm so glad this guy's able to do all of this stuff.
    Also, the mold on that cheese is PROBABLY just a growth of the harmless penicillin mold the cheese was inoculated with. Scrape off the colonies and you're fine, unless you're allergic to penicillin.

    • @sadiebarnes4291
      @sadiebarnes4291 Před 2 lety +23

      Like the medicine?

    • @whatisbow2865
      @whatisbow2865 Před 2 lety +261

      @@sadiebarnes4291 Yes, the medicine is derived from the fungus.

    • @ashurean
      @ashurean Před 2 lety +46

      @@sadiebarnes4291 The fungus secretes the chemical we know as penicillin, along with many others, so yes.

    • @DaiNoShoujoNoYami
      @DaiNoShoujoNoYami Před 2 lety +121

      @@sadiebarnes4291 Yep! People back in ancient times accidentally came across it when someone ate moldy bread, then when Rome and stuff fell we forgot about it until someone refound it centuries later. I think.
      Don't quote me on that...

    • @IrmaU94
      @IrmaU94 Před 2 lety +174

      White or blue molds on cheese are hameless. Just scrape it. Black or red is dangerous. This cheese is fine

  • @purpleYamask
    @purpleYamask Před 2 lety +225

    "You got engaged Andrew, WAIT NO YOU DIDNT" and then the immediate whip pan to Jess with the screaming got me laughing so hard I saw stars.

  • @talkingzack4926
    @talkingzack4926 Před 2 lety +3130

    The fact that Andrew spent $1000 on cheese, just to immediately spend around $4000 on car repairs. I thought he was just going to tell the woman on the phone to keep the car at that point

    • @twoac
      @twoac Před 2 lety +93

      I bet this episode has already paid for itself (plus the car repairs) multiple times over

    • @holyhelo5speak
      @holyhelo5speak Před 2 lety +14

      3:02

    • @callumscott1538
      @callumscott1538 Před 2 lety +98

      @@threadcreature4927 CZcamsrs like Andrew don't just make their money from ad revenue. A mix of sponsorships, patreon, and promoting his cookware, his book etc. is where the BCU's revenue comes from - there is always a tipping point for content creators where their brand and audience size becomes significantly more valuable than what Google pays them for showing ads :) It is all about diversification. I saw Andrew post a sponsored insta post from a whiskey the other day .... that would likely have paid out 10k+ on its own.

    • @experimentalcyborg
      @experimentalcyborg Před 2 lety +19

      @@twoac CZcams really doesn't pay that well. That's why you see sponsors more often lately.

    • @Doost311
      @Doost311 Před 2 lety +4

      @@threadcreature4927 I think at the point of me commenting here with 1m views it almost certainly has.

  • @erich7616
    @erich7616 Před 2 lety +2510

    "Everybody does it differently, but yours was somehow wrong."

    • @okami_6
      @okami_6 Před 2 lety +18

      It only makes sense

    • @AnimeProphet666
      @AnimeProphet666 Před 2 lety +11

      If you're not Italian, bro, you don't get it.

    • @AbandonedVoid
      @AbandonedVoid Před rokem +1

      Makes tradition seem kind of meaningless, huh?

    • @feepentertainment6752
      @feepentertainment6752 Před měsícem +1

      ​@@AnimeProphet666Nope, because Italians will say this to other Italians about their Italian dishes. Everyone is always wrong.

  • @Th3Mn185
    @Th3Mn185 Před 2 lety +914

    Now I understand why he does voice overs LOL because all his episodes would be crazy

    • @orrissirro
      @orrissirro Před 2 lety +25

      The voiceovers make the show what it is, but I also like all the banter between him, Brad, and Kendall haha

  • @JoshLin17
    @JoshLin17 Před 2 lety +294

    With each and every Botched with Babish video he continually descends into madness until the 100th episode is filmed in a dark room with insane giggling heard throughout

  • @OriginalEric
    @OriginalEric Před 2 lety +1445

    "Use anything you want"
    "Is brandy OK?"
    "No no no"

    • @masonstubbs2075
      @masonstubbs2075 Před 2 lety +54

      I was incredibly angry immediately

    • @tunderstorm2769
      @tunderstorm2769 Před 2 lety +22

      @@masonstubbs2075 well hes an italian that barely speaks english ao he probably meant something else

    • @RobertHeadley
      @RobertHeadley Před 2 lety +33

      Now I want someone to make it using Fireball.

    • @ThatOneGuy7550
      @ThatOneGuy7550 Před 2 lety +1

      LOL

    • @somakuruso
      @somakuruso Před 2 lety +25

      Many years ago in Canada:
      -I want to make a new kind of pizza, I'll ask my italian friend for an advice.
      -use anything you want.
      -pineapple then.
      - no, no, no.
      And that how we got hawain pizza

  • @SegaForce
    @SegaForce Před 2 lety +1323

    Today we learned that in the course of 2 days babish lost about 5000 dollars between cheese and car problems

    • @john2k24
      @john2k24 Před 2 lety +4

      😂😂

    • @AlyenaMango
      @AlyenaMango Před 2 lety +68

      Better turn off ad-block for this video xD

    • @vigilantcosmicpenguin8721
      @vigilantcosmicpenguin8721 Před 2 lety +9

      It's like some kind of plot device.

    • @xxx_ray
      @xxx_ray Před 2 lety +10

      Wonder how much he spent on Jess’ ring too

    • @cloudyview
      @cloudyview Před 2 lety

      Eh, would have been able to salvage most of that cheese, definitely lost 10%+ though

  • @101cocochanelfan
    @101cocochanelfan Před 2 lety +1780

    this was easily one of the funniest episodes I've ever watched, was not expecting to laugh so hard

    • @1hitdelete
      @1hitdelete Před 2 lety +14

      Definitely. Chaotic but enjoyable

    • @sarroumarbeu6810
      @sarroumarbeu6810 Před 2 lety +7

      I never thought I would love this channel evermore....but here I am... 1.30am having the best laugh ever 😂😂

    • @scoob7995
      @scoob7995 Před 2 lety +1

      The meatghetti and spagballs was pretty chaotic, though this was a close second

    • @seanjenkins5505
      @seanjenkins5505 Před 2 lety

      yea ruining 1000$ worth of cheese and 200$ worth of pastas is hilarious. Especially juxtaposed against the Ukraine and also poor American's. Peak comedy if you ask me.

  • @Blueman8305
    @Blueman8305 Před 2 lety +196

    Andrew's ability to just absolutely HOLLAR when he screams is terrifying

  • @CHEFPKR
    @CHEFPKR Před 2 lety +3500

    Botched by Babish: Decent into Madness.

    • @JasmineCooper_
      @JasmineCooper_ Před 2 lety +2

      Yes

    • @UnwovenSleeve
      @UnwovenSleeve Před 2 lety +50

      *Descent

    • @SaintPatrick33
      @SaintPatrick33 Před 2 lety +45

      @@UnwovenSleeve a decent descent into madness

    • @polobear4189
      @polobear4189 Před 2 lety +13

      @@UnwovenSleeve Babish is the Decent (swell fella) and he's is entering the location known as Madness (great place, lotsa fun! 10 out of 10 would recommend). Thus, Decent into Madness

    • @TheNinnyfee
      @TheNinnyfee Před 2 lety +1

      The simplest dishes are the hardest adversaries.

  • @rise4097
    @rise4097 Před 2 lety +739

    Alternate Title: Bearded Man Has Existential Crisis Because of Cheese for 23 Minutes

  • @PostalDude667
    @PostalDude667 Před 2 lety +329

    I feel so validated by this! I've had the exact same gluey cheese situation using just pecorino romano for this dish every time I've tried. It's so frustrating and it's not clear what the problem is. Now I can say for sure that it isn't my fault, I'm absolved of all failure, and I'm definitely the incredible chef that I always thought I was! In all seriousness, great content, love it!

  • @deanb2097
    @deanb2097 Před 2 lety +131

    With this being my first "botched" episode I honestly felt like I was experiencing an elaborate troll but apparently not? What a wild ride.

  • @oberlin27
    @oberlin27 Před 2 lety +2420

    I don't know about everyone else, but I LOVE these more 'behind the scenes' feeling episodes, especially with Jess, Kendall, and Brad's inputs. And Andrew losing his mind.

    • @zakk3910
      @zakk3910 Před 2 lety +26

      For the poutine one I thought that they might have just been doing a parody of Just a Dash, I'm glad to see the format return this time around.

    • @travistotle
      @travistotle Před 2 lety +32

      This was the best Babish episode I've ever seen. I absolutely loved the realness.

    • @O2life
      @O2life Před 2 lety +9

      I would like the format if it were fun instead of just painful. This was painful, as was the poutine episode.

    • @ivieaiwuyo784
      @ivieaiwuyo784 Před 2 lety +5

      ME TOO THEYRE MY FAV TYPE OF EPISODES we get to see more of Andres personality and I love Brad too ☠️☠️

    • @pabloidez420
      @pabloidez420 Před 2 lety

      Estoy con vos, hermano

  • @ADHDad
    @ADHDad Před 2 lety +982

    [bursts in the kitchen]
    Italiano: No! Wrong!
    [knocks everything on the floor, refuses to elaborate, leaves]

  • @zz5782
    @zz5782 Před 2 lety +129

    Honestly I think this is my favorite series. The more casual/candid feel is really fun, and the molotov thing especially was hilarious. Congratulations on pasta.

  • @annalisasmith6878
    @annalisasmith6878 Před 2 lety +72

    I thought he was exaggerating how perfect the last recipe is but after having made it today it's beautiful and my new go to for pasta

  • @zachrobledo2252
    @zachrobledo2252 Před 2 lety +776

    “It doesn’t need to be refrigerated!”
    48 hours later, full on colony

    • @bubbledoubletrouble
      @bubbledoubletrouble Před 2 lety +112

      Maybe it doesn’t need to be refrigerated if it’s kept whole, rind intact?

    • @someonedifferent198
      @someonedifferent198 Před 2 lety +11

      Very likely

    • @Dragoboi1998
      @Dragoboi1998 Před 2 lety +48

      @@bubbledoubletrouble yeah if you open you need to refrigerate it or you get moldy cheese fast

    • @TeamSlow
      @TeamSlow Před 2 lety +12

      @@bubbledoubletrouble correct. But wrapping cut pieces tightly in plastic wrap and leaving them unrefrigerated is okay for a few days (flavor and texture might suffer, but shouldn’t go moldy). Looks like Andrew wrapped his loosely, allowing mold to have oxygen to grow.

    • @someonedifferent198
      @someonedifferent198 Před 2 lety +3

      Because of the bowl that was hollowed out, wrapping it was tricky

  • @adamemac
    @adamemac Před 2 lety +3152

    This whole episode, and especially Andrew's jokes, are just the right amount of cheesy.

  • @fuckfaceunstoppable4052
    @fuckfaceunstoppable4052 Před rokem +17

    "Where am i?! Who are you people?!"
    The best Babish quote

  • @lickthismiff
    @lickthismiff Před 4 měsíci +8

    I love how Italian it is to tell someone they're doing it wrong and then not really offer any meaningful advice on how to do it right other than, "well there's lot of different ways" 🤣

  • @Dr_Monitor
    @Dr_Monitor Před 2 lety +1279

    The fact that Kendall and Jess were actually getting emotional and holding hands added to the realism that Andrew really has been traumatized by this.

    • @IjeomaThePlantMama
      @IjeomaThePlantMama Před 2 lety +18

      I love that little Binge family💕

    • @malhk
      @malhk Před 2 lety +3

      Lol nobody got even close to be as emotional as Babish in this

    • @JeremyForTheWin
      @JeremyForTheWin Před 2 lety

      polycule vibes

    • @sionnaich8340
      @sionnaich8340 Před 2 lety +12

      @@JeremyForTheWin they are real people, stop lol

  • @singerofsongs468
    @singerofsongs468 Před 2 lety +842

    Babish going “that’s parmesan cheese” after spending $1000 and all that time and effort to get and open a giant wheel of cheese is the start of his villain arc

  • @brettjohnson536
    @brettjohnson536 Před 2 lety +50

    I've found grating the pecorino in a separate pan, getting a cup of pasta water while it's cooking, and slowly drizzling it in until it emulsifies works every time for me

  • @technewb8241
    @technewb8241 Před 2 lety +28

    Okay, Brad got me with this episode, and 'if it explodes, it's a molotov' is my new response to every if/then scenario I ever hear again

  • @kylehayden3113
    @kylehayden3113 Před 2 lety +1627

    Car lady: "So you own three amounts when you come pick up the car."
    Babish: "Sooo... do you take large parmesan wheels as payment?"

    • @XenosInfinity
      @XenosInfinity Před 2 lety +95

      Apparently some Italian banks do take full wheels of Parmesan as collateral on loans, so it's not as ridiculous as you might think.

    • @berdansargol1577
      @berdansargol1577 Před 2 lety +41

      Well, The Pope at that time managed to get Henry XIII's allience with blocks of Parmigiano Reggiano, so yes, a large Parmigiano Reggiano wheel is a valid way of payment.

    • @icegoddesslexra
      @icegoddesslexra Před 2 lety +10

      Large *moldy* parmesan wheels.

    • @vigilantcosmicpenguin8721
      @vigilantcosmicpenguin8721 Před 2 lety +8

      @@berdansargol1577 I imagine Babish offered the wheel of cheese when he proposed to secure his engagement.

    • @sarahhenry3607
      @sarahhenry3607 Před 2 lety +9

      @@icegoddesslexra its okay its just a new kind of blue parmesan

  • @ADHDad
    @ADHDad Před 2 lety +1267

    The real Cacio Peppe was the nation we offended along the way.

    • @ag98534
      @ag98534 Před 2 lety +31

      This made me scream laughing

    • @karasking4862
      @karasking4862 Před 2 lety +4

      This made me wheeze

    • @yaduddavd1748
      @yaduddavd1748 Před 2 lety +7

      This made me laugh so hard I started bleeding internally.

    • @creativecarrot1996
      @creativecarrot1996 Před 2 lety +14

      This made me turn into a $1000 wheel of cheese

    • @yaduddavd1748
      @yaduddavd1748 Před 2 lety +4

      @@creativecarrot1996 this made me take the form of a 12 by 17 doorframe

  • @OneHart907
    @OneHart907 Před 2 lety +25

    I'm so glad Babish talks to himself like a madman when he's cooking. I feel seen

  • @amandasavage5291
    @amandasavage5291 Před 2 lety +44

    I cannot tell you the cathartic journey I experienced while watching one of my favorite food party bois messing things up in the kitchen and I needed to know it's okay to fk it up sometimes! That messing up and griping it out is a real thing. Not just in cooking. But in life!! Ugh. who knew. and thank you Baebish!!!

    • @wevegonetoplaid
      @wevegonetoplaid Před 2 lety

      Yes! Exactly! I feel so much more able to try his harder videos now!! Like yeah he's super professional and self-assured and talented, but he's also a regular (ans very funny) person, and he had to develop those skills, so maybe I can too! And if even a chef with his skill can make mistakes, then it's okay when I make mine!

  • @tedwinn8338
    @tedwinn8338 Před 2 lety +1099

    KENJI MADE THIS IN A CAVE!
    WITH A BOX OF SCRAPS!!

  • @JetstreamGW
    @JetstreamGW Před 2 lety +113

    I always find it hilarious when people talk about "this is the right way to do it," and then immediately follow it up with "nobody writes it down and everyone does it differently."

  • @mamobass
    @mamobass Před 2 lety +17

    Brad's catchphrase for Botched was just pure frickin' gold. USE IT.

  • @emmadaley313
    @emmadaley313 Před 2 lety +38

    i love that andrew has never seen that happen when melting cheese and that happens almost very time i try to make a cheese pasta dish

  • @beathecat6604
    @beathecat6604 Před 2 lety +1306

    I want a parm mitzvah. Instead of giving the child money, you give them a 1000$ wheel of cheese

    • @daffaxvi
      @daffaxvi Před 2 lety +1

      22:02 *Huhuhuhu*

    • @jordanhicks5131
      @jordanhicks5131 Před 2 lety +12

      And then you become a man

    • @dariaradac423
      @dariaradac423 Před 2 lety +13

      Honestly, same. And I'm not even Jewish or Italian.

    • @SCSilk
      @SCSilk Před 2 lety +7

      $1800.
      No meat allowed.

    • @TheSlavChef
      @TheSlavChef Před 2 lety +15

      If they succeed lifting it from the ground, they are not children anymore!

  • @chickendragon8526
    @chickendragon8526 Před 2 lety +688

    I'll be honest, I think Brad needs a raise, but i'm afraid babish spent the money on cheese wheels.

  • @jeremysmith7322
    @jeremysmith7322 Před 2 lety +68

    I love that the Babish Culinary Universe team became the focus of the video. You guys have excellent chemistry and getting to hear you all joke around was hilarious. Really looking forward to more content like this.

  • @nicrobe9443
    @nicrobe9443 Před 2 lety +30

    I just boil the pasta in milk, add just enough so about MOST of the water simply boils off out of the pasta by the time it's fully cooked, and then I mix in the cheese, which perfectly mixes into the already "cheesified" milk. The milk is surprisingly neutral and does not change the taste, and also accepts olive oil very well

  • @treyhardy92
    @treyhardy92 Před 2 lety +337

    "So it's not the cheese, there's something wrong with me as a person" absolutely killed me

  • @talmagejones
    @talmagejones Před 2 lety +487

    The manic look Andrew gives the camera when he says, "It's just a cheese" is just foreshadowing for the rest of the video. I just watched a man descend into insanity and then rise again reborn.

  • @BIGBLUEminati
    @BIGBLUEminati Před 2 lety +10

    Maybe the most informative cooking video I’ve ever watched bc I’ve been there trying to make dishes like this work countless times. Chefs who show their failures 🙌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻

  • @artawesome30
    @artawesome30 Před 5 měsíci +3

    This gets funnier with every viewing. Babish is so unhinged, and the crew are all amazing. I nearly busted a gut when Andrew was speed-grating cheese, the grater snapped, and he screamed!

  • @Sseltraeh89
    @Sseltraeh89 Před 2 lety +303

    When italian cheese gets moldy it's "ruined" and "we're definitely not using that"
    When french cheese gets moldy, it gets fancy new name.

    • @jensen_z
      @jensen_z Před 2 lety +7

      Umm… Gorgonzola would like a word with you.

    • @voluminous2
      @voluminous2 Před 2 lety +34

      Yeah that cheese wheel is fine, it's hard/aged so the mold is just on the surface. If it was soft cheese or bread, you'd have to throw it away because the mold spreads quickly in soft foods..

    • @harmvzon
      @harmvzon Před 2 lety

      Well, I wouldn’t want to eat that mold that was on there.

    • @Refixul
      @Refixul Před 2 lety +1

      Casu Marzu would like a word

  • @ayylucard1355
    @ayylucard1355 Před 2 lety +7

    7:02 saving this for the pure chaos of this scene

  • @ScreaminSavior
    @ScreaminSavior Před 2 lety +22

    This is Babish channeling a bit of Matty Matheson. Just like the Joker said in The Killing Joke, "It just takes one bad day . . ."

  • @rachelbrand
    @rachelbrand Před 2 lety +1939

    this is giving me the chaotic energy of the old claire saffitz videos on that channel we do not speak of and i love it

    • @Kitchenwench69
      @Kitchenwench69 Před 2 lety +84

      I didn't really understand why I loved this so much until this response.

    • @u2sandrah
      @u2sandrah Před 2 lety +91

      On that channel we dont speak of...... that made me laugh!!

    • @ogs5276
      @ogs5276 Před 2 lety +8

      Wait what did that channel do, I am out of the loop

    • @shadowsnipes9242
      @shadowsnipes9242 Před 2 lety +73

      @@ogs5276 the usual for 2020, racism, harassment, and maybe some sexism?

    • @waitthisischinaohgodohfuck163
      @waitthisischinaohgodohfuck163 Před 2 lety +45

      @@shadowsnipes9242 oh so basically Twitter overreacting as usual gotcha

  • @winterlou
    @winterlou Před 2 lety +781

    Now we know Andrew turns into the Joker when he's around 1000$ worth of cheese.

    • @jimmy6938
      @jimmy6938 Před 2 lety +1

      ; ; be vbv bv BB BB

    • @jc-kj8yc
      @jc-kj8yc Před 2 lety +5

      @@jimmy6938 are you ok? Seems like you hit your keyboard with the forehead

    • @kaptenkukang
      @kaptenkukang Před 2 lety +3

      it's not about the money, it's about sending the message

    • @liwiathan
      @liwiathan Před 2 lety

      %100 insane
      The Joker was in Gladiator‽

    • @krod4278
      @krod4278 Před 2 lety

      You wouldn't get it

  • @lpwthestudio
    @lpwthestudio Před rokem +1

    I love how there is a Babish for every one of my moods. From technical and serious to what ever the heck this is. I love it.

  • @MusiqueRoumaineDeMoi
    @MusiqueRoumaineDeMoi Před rokem +2

    This video is my happy place. When i feel down, I know it will bring back a smile on my face. Thank you

  • @nahmanimgood.3194
    @nahmanimgood.3194 Před 2 lety +1525

    I’m sorry, but I think I love the botched more than anything.

    • @JeepWranglerIslander
      @JeepWranglerIslander Před 2 lety +82

      This wasn't just a botch, this whole episode was a glorious trainwreck of dumpster fires. I didn't think he was gonna make it.

    • @floweringgarlic
      @floweringgarlic Před 2 lety +35

      This episode had so much personality I will be watching it again.

    • @StoneAndersonStudio
      @StoneAndersonStudio Před 2 lety +7

      Agreed. Definitely my favorite so far

  • @zachschmidt
    @zachschmidt Před 2 lety +623

    Everyone's talking about his cheesewheel or his ridiculous car repair bill and I'm just over here saying congratulations on getting engaged.

    • @Captain-Bollocks
      @Captain-Bollocks Před 2 lety +38

      Bruh they got "married" over burnt popcorn. 🤣 check the episode out!

    • @vigilantcosmicpenguin8721
      @vigilantcosmicpenguin8721 Před 2 lety +13

      Seems like he blew half the honeymoon budget on that parmigiano.

    • @TennSeven
      @TennSeven Před 2 lety +7

      @@jeremyalexander9761 I wasn't aware you're not allowed to be happy for someone who's not your pal.

    • @Rebeccaa54687
      @Rebeccaa54687 Před 2 lety +3

      They got engaged over two months ago if you check his Instagram, so he has been rightfully congratulated over there 😊

    • @pepre7594
      @pepre7594 Před 2 lety +1

      @@TennSeven let me see your Shared Happiness Permit

  • @MrChris20912
    @MrChris20912 Před rokem

    This was fascinating to watch, and very much need to watch all of the first attempts in order to understand what makes the last two methods so powerful! Thank you Andrew!

  • @MushyMaan
    @MushyMaan Před 2 lety +6

    I absolutely need more of this series.
    Thank you babish

  • @THEShoky
    @THEShoky Před 2 lety +333

    I learned nothing but I FELT everything.

    • @maggotbitch
      @maggotbitch Před 2 lety +1

      @Jordie Jordan probably like a botched person lollll

  • @jonmeyrick
    @jonmeyrick Před 2 lety +333

    "I have been botched! I am a botched person!"
    This will forever be the one where Andy just shouts words like they actually mean something.

  • @Yashael341
    @Yashael341 Před 2 lety +39

    Brad's sass is the most amusing thing I've witnessed all day!

  • @CrimZonOnYT
    @CrimZonOnYT Před rokem +5

    Nick Digiovanni: "It's the most pure, rich, deep, cheese *experience* you will ever have and it's *truly* something *special."*
    Andrew: "Eh it's cheese"

  • @lostdreams4579
    @lostdreams4579 Před 2 lety +392

    Watching a man have a mental breakdown while making cheese noodles

    • @eristheslayer
      @eristheslayer Před 2 lety +1

      I mean.. he still has to pay the $1000. It's just deducted from the taxes he has to pay come tax season

    • @gaia7240
      @gaia7240 Před 2 lety +1

      Noodles?

    • @lostdreams4579
      @lostdreams4579 Před 2 lety

      @@gaia7240 y'roue*

  • @rithrius5384
    @rithrius5384 Před 2 lety +572

    Few chefs dare to admit their mistakes. Less even dare to brag about it and correct them in the process.

    • @daffaxvi
      @daffaxvi Před 2 lety +3

      22:02 *Huhuhuhu*

    • @TheSlavChef
      @TheSlavChef Před 2 lety +4

      Most chefs admit them though and learn from them.

    • @MichelleObamasBBC
      @MichelleObamasBBC Před 2 lety +16

      Andrew is not a chef

    • @TheSlavChef
      @TheSlavChef Před 2 lety

      @@MichelleObamasBBC Dat too.

    • @rithrius5384
      @rithrius5384 Před 2 lety +2

      @@TheSlavChef You should watch a few episodes of Kitchen Nightmares.

  • @sharkbait_hoohannah
    @sharkbait_hoohannah Před 2 lety +13

    I have this on in the background at work right now and I am laughing hysterically purely at the sounds of Andrew losing his mind over cheese

  • @toesniffer9452
    @toesniffer9452 Před 2 lety +2

    This needs to be made more. Binging is already the best cooking show, but this, this is gold.

  • @MrKluckie13
    @MrKluckie13 Před 2 lety +55

    I swear half of Italian and French cooking culture is that they tell you one way to do something the right way but leave out a critical piece of information or do it an entirely different way when you are not looking just so they can act superior when you inevitably fail at making something that they sabotaged.

  • @mistergal3173
    @mistergal3173 Před 2 lety +421

    Shoulda called this one:
    Babish loses his mind for 23 minutes

  • @emmanuelosmann3265
    @emmanuelosmann3265 Před 2 lety +21

    I love this series; it's great to see the people behind the scenes helping Andrew not lose is mind lol..

  • @TheOneMiffy92
    @TheOneMiffy92 Před 2 lety +11

    Brad: "If it explodes, it's a molotov"
    I gotchu, fam - even if Babi don't.

  • @kitaine_
    @kitaine_ Před 2 lety +389

    I really love how off-the-rails this got and how genuine it felt

  • @Aj4youtube
    @Aj4youtube Před 2 lety +680

    In the middle of trying to process possibly losing $1000 worth of cheese, I felt that pain. Then you're hit with that $4000 car bill 😂 dafuq is going on right now.

    • @dovion
      @dovion Před 2 lety +4

      @Jordie Jordan Try again bud when your tism doesn't flair up.

  • @ZehraDogru0
    @ZehraDogru0 Před 2 lety +7

    I was just wondering what a single sausage was doing inside the pan until I realised it was the handle 08:43

  • @salvostasiak48
    @salvostasiak48 Před 2 lety

    I really love this video because it shows how much skill you need to do these kinds of special pastas

  • @lettersnstuff
    @lettersnstuff Před 2 lety +473

    I like regular Babish, but I also really like completely-losing-his-mind-on-camera Andrew

    • @jirayut_boonnork
      @jirayut_boonnork Před 2 lety +3

      I wish his did all his videos with this format cuz for me this is weirdly satisfying to watch.

    • @woofpack3
      @woofpack3 Před 2 lety +6

      @@jirayut_boonnork it reminds me so much of the old BA style before the talent went on strike for equal pay and most of them got fired

    • @cassiolins1203
      @cassiolins1203 Před 2 lety

      He is on Mania for sure

  • @superconron94
    @superconron94 Před 2 lety +287

    I love that Botched is an unfettered look into Andrew's neurotic psyche

  • @ajoliver74
    @ajoliver74 Před 2 lety +6

    So many of Andrew's episodes, I just love, AND love to make. However, this episode is how most of my attempts go before I get it right and actually like it AND will serve it to another human, other than just my crying self for f*****g it up the first 4-6 times.
    Thank you again Babish and all you do for us home cooks that are trying to better than we (I) am.

  • @meatsmoke
    @meatsmoke Před rokem +2

    This is my favorite Babish video. It definitely makes me feel better about my own cooking.

  • @thelonehussar6101
    @thelonehussar6101 Před 2 lety +414

    “It could never be Andrew’s fault”
    Andrew: 😀

  • @azzaisme
    @azzaisme Před 2 lety +1

    Please do so many more of these. The decent into madness is so great

  • @northsouth8928
    @northsouth8928 Před rokem +2

    this is one of, if not one of my favorite videos on anything ever

  • @AlasdairGR
    @AlasdairGR Před 2 lety +203

    The Babish production crew is somehow simultaneously the most professional and also the most chaotic I’ve ever seen 😂 The quality of the footage and the editing and the production with Brad and Jess, exquisite. The cooking experience between Andrew and Kendall, unrivaled. The actual behind the scenes? Absolutely batshit insane.

  • @ericherrera7763
    @ericherrera7763 Před 2 lety +327

    He’s struggling to carry that wheel of cheese, but my Skyrim character can carry 30 at once without being over encumbered

  • @aaronm5151
    @aaronm5151 Před 2 lety

    Please more of these it was so so so fun to watch all the outtakes and it was hilarious ❤️

  • @Willbot1972
    @Willbot1972 Před 2 lety +8

    So I made this for dinner tonight using the emulsification method. Like you, I put way too much water in at first, but it cooked down beautifully. There was some cheese stuck to the bottom of the pan, but I'm attributing that to the extra cheese I added when I thought the cheese flavor wasn't quite strong enough. I loved the end product, though my wife said that it was on the heavy side and reminded her of an alfredo sauce.

  • @Alianbow
    @Alianbow Před 2 lety +175

    "If it explodes, it's a molotov." Words of wisdom right there.

    • @Ginias12
      @Ginias12 Před 2 lety +5

      And if my grandmother had wheels she would’ve been a bike

  • @Pikachu-fw6tz
    @Pikachu-fw6tz Před 2 lety +621

    This is by far the best series he has.

    • @daffaxvi
      @daffaxvi Před 2 lety +1

      22:02 *Huhuhuhu*

    • @TheSlavChef
      @TheSlavChef Před 2 lety +9

      it is quite nice! I like the movie food better though!

    • @ohnosmoarlulcatz
      @ohnosmoarlulcatz Před 2 lety +9

      Yep. He's totally unrestrained and it's far more entertaining.

    • @bighomie7093
      @bighomie7093 Před 2 lety

      Matty told him it would change his show 😂

    • @dodo-yu1hl
      @dodo-yu1hl Před 2 lety

      facts

  • @mellowenglishgal
    @mellowenglishgal Před 2 lety +4

    On “Pasta Grammar” they make a paste using grated cheese and the hot starchy water (so there are no lumps), then add this to the pasta.

  • @ruthier9033
    @ruthier9033 Před 2 lety +7

    17:38 Kendall's wink at the camera. Goodnight.

  • @JuicyDryWater
    @JuicyDryWater Před 2 lety +647

    Buys a 1000$ worth of cheese but is able to write it off as a business expense.

    • @post_low
      @post_low Před 2 lety +19

      he still paid for it just didn't pay any taxes on it

    • @DismemberTheAlamo
      @DismemberTheAlamo Před 2 lety +21

      No its a buiness expense, he paid the taxes on it when purchased, but he can write it off the amount he spent ont he cheese itself as a deduction

    • @Jayariee
      @Jayariee Před 2 lety +3

      @@DismemberTheAlamo he's definitely not going to get refunded the equivalent amount or close though. CZcams tax advisors are the worse

    • @ChadHadsell
      @ChadHadsell Před 2 lety +7

      @@DismemberTheAlamo here's how tax write-offs work:
      Andrew paid $1000 for the wheel of cheese. For simplicity's sake, let's say that he has an effective income tax rate of 30%.
      When he files his taxes, Andrew will be able to deduct the $1000 from his income... Meaning he won't pay taxes on that $1000. 30% of $1000 is $300, so he saves $300 on his taxes. You could make an argument that he got the wheel of cheese for $700. But $700 is still a ton of money. "Write-off/deduction" does not equal "free".

    • @vigilantcosmicpenguin8721
      @vigilantcosmicpenguin8721 Před 2 lety

      this video is for a tax write off