I Broke Balatro by using Terrifying Seed Science

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  • čas přidán 20. 04. 2024
  • My hand in Balatro now scores more chips than atoms in the observable universe. We've completely broken Balatro.
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    Music is the vast majority of the Elden Ring soundtrack.
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  • @RTGame
    @RTGame  Před 29 dny +7570

    I have defeated gambling. Thank you to our Discord Professor Jolteon and many lab assistants for making this possible

    • @StickMaster500
      @StickMaster500 Před 29 dny +180

      You know RT has the strongest seed known to man when he lasted for 4 hours Balatroin’ all over the place

    • @megasoma_elephas
      @megasoma_elephas Před 29 dny +35

      Praise the alliance of the Poker Wizards!!

    • @awesome118-smmo
      @awesome118-smmo Před 29 dny +1

      no you haven’t, you need to get 1.79e308 (java integer limit) to truly win

    • @blacksmeim8791
      @blacksmeim8791 Před 29 dny +27

      Now you can never play Balatro again

    • @madmanwithaplan1826
      @madmanwithaplan1826 Před 29 dny +12

      Hey artie I think the p NG tuber is really cute.However, I wanted to let you know that I miss seeing your nice handsome, happy smi.Hope we get more streams with your real face soon

  • @SoZettaSlow
    @SoZettaSlow Před 29 dny +10305

    Guy walks into a casino. Puts a bunch of shiny illegal cards on the table, plus a picture of an idol, the schematics of the idol, a few drawings, and three signed pictures of Dane Cook. Dealer gives him a few Octovigintillion chips, more than the atoms in the known universe. Guy cashes out for twenty six bucks.

  • @Galantium
    @Galantium Před 29 dny +6203

    there's a quote thats like "if given the chance players will optimize the fun out of a game" but this is one of those times where its not just optimized but full decimation to where it becomes fun again but like in a morbid curiosity way

    • @iaxacs3801
      @iaxacs3801 Před 29 dny +424

      I genuinely believe that applies to things involving farming for games like MMOs, for games where the goal and the fun is to get as far into it as possible or in the case of speedrunning as quickly as possible optimization is a way to enhance the fun. Like a Rube Goldberg machine

    • @blakksheep736
      @blakksheep736 Před 29 dny +332

      Sometimes, it's not about building a game that doesn't break, it's about building a game that breaks in _just_ the right way...

    • @Ikxi
      @Ikxi Před 29 dny +94

      fun reached the lower end of the integer limit

    • @Nowolf
      @Nowolf Před 29 dny +28

      this is truly the final game of balatro

    • @supermoo7087
      @supermoo7087 Před 29 dny +77

      @@blakksheep736exactly, also a game like this turns breaking into a sort of communal event and I think that’s very cool

  • @aidanfarnan4683
    @aidanfarnan4683 Před 29 dny +3883

    You know, in many Asian cultures the number "Four" is a homophone for death, and of the four suits of a playing card Spades are often associated with death. I'm mentioning this because Dan's 4 of spades build killed this game.

    • @gilroyscopa
      @gilroyscopa Před 29 dny +591

      And Death was his most used tarot card as well!

    • @trulymrword
      @trulymrword Před 29 dny +243

      It's like poetry

    • @joganesha4151
      @joganesha4151 Před 29 dny +139

      The prophecy writes itself

    • @VeryPeeved
      @VeryPeeved Před 29 dny +44

      @@trulymrword It rhymes.

    • @thepotatoportal69
      @thepotatoportal69 Před 29 dny +148

      @@trulymrword 35:25 "Goodbye family, we hardly knew you". This represents how by this point, Dan has truly given everything up and exchanged his humanity for raw power. Dan has abandoned his family and missed his kids growing up in order to achieve greatness, and he has become detached from all emotions, bar the thrill of power. It marks the final turning point where Dan finally becomes death. His dark sorcery has corrupted his very soul and turned him into a true monster who has forgotten what it means to love.

  • @obvalenvee338
    @obvalenvee338 Před 29 dny +849

    My favorite part about this is the “Balanced” after every hand.
    Y’know, because it’s not.

    • @kamilslup7743
      @kamilslup7743 Před 28 dny +55

      plasma deck kinda OP
      i mean it does double the base blind (which does make early game wall/violet vessel real scary) but it's not an issue when you get sextillion times the needed chip count

    • @TemmiePlays
      @TemmiePlays Před 25 dny +33

      plasma makes your chips and mult the same, so early game you run chips bc they're easy to get and later you run mult bc you've established a system by then

    • @bbanksracing
      @bbanksracing Před 25 dny +7

      @@TemmiePlaysthank you for saying this, I was looking for a comment about it.

    • @LoraLoibu
      @LoraLoibu Před 19 dny +9

      @@TemmiePlays Selling the arrowhead is the moment where RT pivoted from chips to multiplier then?

    • @skygard49
      @skygard49 Před 4 dny +1

      Perfectly balanced as all things should be

  • @overextra8691
    @overextra8691 Před 29 dny +10368

    "when playing poker, you can lose 100% of your money, but you can win 3000%, do the math boy" - My father (i havent seen him in 16 years)

    • @Wrath-_-
      @Wrath-_- Před 29 dny +168

      I read this in RTGames voice 💀

    • @RyluRocky
      @RyluRocky Před 29 dny +155

      $0 * 30 (3,000%) = $0

    • @malaizze
      @malaizze Před 29 dny +32

      Trucy Wright is that you?

    • @Blukat2-pb8lx
      @Blukat2-pb8lx Před 29 dny +1

      1000th like

    • @Thr3leven
      @Thr3leven Před 29 dny +10

      ​@Wrath-_-
      Eyyy my turn to be that guy
      3000% of 0 is still 0.
      0 * 0 = 0

  • @Tankirb
    @Tankirb Před 29 dny +4203

    "Convert the left card... In to the right card"

    • @RTGame
      @RTGame  Před 29 dny +1842

      Reminder: convert the left card, into the right card

    • @Trikean
      @Trikean Před 29 dny +228

      The one day you do it backwards will be glorious

    • @franciscoguinledebarros4429
      @franciscoguinledebarros4429 Před 29 dny +225

      ​@@TrikeanDan already did that once, in his like first playtrough
      I think it scarred him deeply

    • @pontyadam
      @pontyadam Před 29 dny +45

      convert the left card into the Rykard is the only thing i could hear because of the Elden Ring music

    • @anqichen3514
      @anqichen3514 Před 29 dny +18

      Convert the left card...in to the right ( adj, morally good, justified, or acceptable) card..

  • @dizzy_eevee
    @dizzy_eevee Před 29 dny +1118

    main channel only viewers NEED to know that like 90% of the souls music in this video isn't edited in. the music timing in this stream was INSANE

    • @carsonh1532
      @carsonh1532 Před 29 dny +51

      You are joking right? The musical timing is insane!

    • @bezmagica
      @bezmagica Před 29 dny +13

      NO WAY

    • @Sherirk
      @Sherirk Před 27 dny +7

      @@bezmagica you can see it at 22:20

    • @yoshigalxyed4664
      @yoshigalxyed4664 Před 27 dny +6

      i want a list of which songs were used
      i want it for the bit, because my mind wants to mess with someone's head

    • @katiekatecat
      @katiekatecat Před 27 dny +15

      @@yoshigalxyed4664like 90% of it was the godskin theme lol, radagon’s theme was there as well. I thought I heard a bit of godfrey but honestly can’t remember (oh and also Elden beast was there too it was all Elden Ring lol which is fair cuz it’s a banger ost)

  • @kolos5009
    @kolos5009 Před 29 dny +896

    After countless years pass, humans playing Balatro will forget the names of the minds behind the scores and the pioneers that reached them, but the techpriests who shall attempt to break further beyond will repeat one simple chant "convert the left card, into the right card"

    • @maximumfool
      @maximumfool Před 29 dny +44

      *pioners

    • @geoman265.
      @geoman265. Před 29 dny

      @@maximumfool ...

    • @Plan3tMist
      @Plan3tMist Před 29 dny +17

      ​@@maximumfool no, he spelt pioneers right

    • @2FacedManiac
      @2FacedManiac Před 29 dny +43

      ⁠​⁠@@Plan3tMist it’s a reference to Dan's recent minecraft let’s play series

    • @cyphonrhythm
      @cyphonrhythm Před 29 dny +29

      we are the pioner

  • @iexplainjokesforaliving.5415
    @iexplainjokesforaliving.5415 Před 29 dny +3859

    I like how "Convert the left card into the right card" has somewhat just become a mantra of sorts, and Dan says it with a slight hint of creepiness to it like a madman slowly descending further into his own madness.

    • @greenlockus2903
      @greenlockus2903 Před 29 dny +136

      left card... to right card...

    • @sam3851
      @sam3851 Před 29 dny +157

      mumbling "Convert the left card.... Into the right card...." over and over in my sleep

    • @phoenix402
      @phoenix402 Před 29 dny +79

      "convert the left card... into the right card... AND THEY SHALL KNOW DEATH!"
      -RT, probably

    • @rotteldastation
      @rotteldastation Před 29 dny +67

      I always say it to myself too, to make sure I don't accidentally put my good card on the left 😂

    • @NickertyWulfborn
      @NickertyWulfborn Před 29 dny +10

      @@rotteldastation you put the good one on the right

  • @Iplay37
    @Iplay37 Před 29 dny +261

    and so Icarus flew higher and higher, his wings slowly melting, but he flew anyway, not caring for the wings he now shed, until he reached the sun and and accepted his place among the great.

    • @MrWooaa
      @MrWooaa Před 24 dny +42

      And once there he surveyed all he had conquered and spoke the immortal words.
      "Convert the card into the right card"

    • @monikaisdonewiththeinterne2039
      @monikaisdonewiththeinterne2039 Před 13 dny +16

      I think this Icarus got polychome wings... And for some reason they are not melting

  • @cyro8039
    @cyro8039 Před 29 dny +239

    This has the same feeling as a mad scientist standing in front of his control panel, watching as arcane light shoots out of his giant test chamber while he laughs maniacally and turns the power yet higher.

    • @jonghyeonlee5877
      @jonghyeonlee5877 Před 29 dny +26

      Top tier dialogue & pacing too:
      19:37 - *Orchestral music swells*
      "We've done it."
      *Pause*
      "We've *done* it."
      *Laughter*
      "We *CANNOT* BE STOPPED!"
      (Background: Growing rumbling & shaking)
      *Full throated belly laugh as the machine FIRES*

    • @irregularassassin6380
      @irregularassassin6380 Před 27 dny +20

      @@jonghyeonlee5877 Don't forget the:
      "I know what you are."
      Pause
      *I know what you are!"*
      Right before he eliminates the last thing standing between himself and nigh-unlimited power.

  • @carpemundum1607
    @carpemundum1607 Před 29 dny +1698

    "Consult the prophet" might be my new favorite twitch chat quote

  • @Polarthief
    @Polarthief Před 29 dny +3667

    First Video: "Idk what I'm doing, but hey I crushed my tutorial seed!"
    Second Video: "Let me use my seed and break the game."
    Third Video: "Let me use my seed again, and with help from a lone Jolteon, become a god of Balatro."

    • @Mendoza-yi6qk
      @Mendoza-yi6qk Před 29 dny +260

      a typical JRPG progression.

    • @aidansroadams5328
      @aidansroadams5328 Před 29 dny +174

      ​@@Mendoza-yi6qkThe difference is that he became God instead of killed it.

    • @khajiithaswares4147
      @khajiithaswares4147 Před 29 dny +72

      "Use my seed" sounds Not Quite Right in my ears

    • @Ryann9
      @Ryann9 Před 29 dny +30

      I tremble in fear of what the fourth video will contain

    • @matthewboire6843
      @matthewboire6843 Před 29 dny +10

      He is the balatro

  • @thebartender1886
    @thebartender1886 Před 29 dny +351

    I love how by the end the game is shaking so bad with every hand played, it feels like the game itself is about to collapse at any moment from the sheer power of the RTGAME seed.

  • @John_Smith.
    @John_Smith. Před 29 dny +250

    So, last Balatro vid, people were talking about RT's score going to the moon. In this one, his highest hand, assuming every point was one (1) millimeter, would take him to the _edge of the observable universe_ 1,441,382,200 times _for each grain of sand on earth_

    • @AdmiralStormy
      @AdmiralStormy Před 6 dny +9

      I know it has been a month, but I'd like to tell you that poker chips are 3.5mm thick, so you can just over triple that rq

  • @YourSilverFriend
    @YourSilverFriend Před 29 dny +5730

    1) Appeasement of ancient, omniscient deity... (AnonJolteon, chat)
    2) ...giving him access to the heretical casting of deep magic... (RNG manipulation)
    3) ...through rigorous study of the forbidden texts... (discord science)
    4) ...granting him power unfathomable and lovecraftian. (scoring 4 untrigintillion points)
    In conclusion, Daniel played as a Warlock on this run. No further questions, your honor.

  • @username5155
    @username5155 Před 29 dny +2197

    I love how Dan condensed everything from “This is my first playthrough” to “We’re gonna RNG manip the whole game like a TAS would” into just 3 videos.

    • @Armund_Wolffe
      @Armund_Wolffe Před 24 dny +11

      such a magnificent journey.

    • @bonogiamboni4830
      @bonogiamboni4830 Před 18 dny +1

      Oh shit i saw the first video and just watched this one but i didn't notice there was one in between.

    • @dustin202
      @dustin202 Před 9 dny

      @@bonogiamboni4830same, but 2nd is really good

  • @tinorandom
    @tinorandom Před 29 dny +119

    literally being able to 'predict the future' of the seed, then surpassing jolteon was the most jawdropping thing from this channel since the Butcher of Sapienza. Well done Mr. Game

  • @element54_
    @element54_ Před 29 dny +95

    I think most people don't appreciate just how absurdly many chips RT got in the end. Not only is 2.4e96 larger than the number of atoms in the observable universe, 2.4e96 is actually 24 000 000 000 000 000 times the number of atoms in the observable universe. Almost every single record-breaking hand he had is larger than all of the chips from previous hands combined then multiplied, several times over.
    From another perspective, when solving equations, if I get such a number as the answer, I know my calculation definitely went wrong somewhere.

  • @StickMaster500
    @StickMaster500 Před 29 dny +3397

    RT has now become Mr Balatro, Destroyer of Worlds and Decks by achieving more chips than the atoms in the observable universe all thanks to our Prophet Jolteon. Even God himself stays in Heaven because he too, lives in fear of what he’s created.
    *Daniel al Gaib*

    • @sonarchy5158
      @sonarchy5158 Před 29 dny +171

      I am become Death: Converts the right card into the left card

    • @robbieramsey3092
      @robbieramsey3092 Před 29 dny +36

      what does the "(name) al gaib" mean

    • @libertyprime3827
      @libertyprime3827 Před 29 dny +118

      ​@@robbieramsey3092It's a play on Lisan Al Gaib which is the title of the chosen one from Dune.

    • @rga0019
      @rga0019 Před 29 dny +21

      LISAN AL GAIB

    • @robbieramsey3092
      @robbieramsey3092 Před 29 dny +9

      @@libertyprime3827 ah alr, thanks

  • @NintenTmaster
    @NintenTmaster Před 29 dny +1566

    "We must determine which streamer has the strongest seed"
    This can have a *very* different meaning without context

    • @z34567890123456
      @z34567890123456 Před 29 dny +158

      Do NOT let the Minecraft streamers in on that.

    • @heyheyitsjae2475
      @heyheyitsjae2475 Před 29 dny +24

      Especially with Ravs participating

    • @VeryPeeved
      @VeryPeeved Před 29 dny +31

      I think I've read a fanfiction about that very thing.

    • @allie_nord
      @allie_nord Před 28 dny +28

      Right?! I was disappointed when I realized he was just talking about some video game.

    • @Mythis1
      @Mythis1 Před 26 dny +1

      😂🤣

  • @benjaminniven4210
    @benjaminniven4210 Před 29 dny +174

    Somebody has to fully optimize this seed now. Take where Jolteon left off, and perfect the highest score. Get more negative jokers, find the true perfect Balatro run

  • @invalid_user_handle
    @invalid_user_handle Před 29 dny +80

    Fun fact: The game ends at Ante 39. At that point, the score required to beat the next blind will reach infinity, and due to how the comparison between your score and the required score's interpreted, even if you also score infinity (possible through some really screwy abuse of iron cards and the Cryptid usable card, since it can break the hand size limit indefinitely), it'll think that your score is still lower and you will automatically lose once you run out of hands.

    • @40watt53
      @40watt53 Před 3 dny +1

      Now we wait for RT to achieve it.

  • @personette7617
    @personette7617 Před 29 dny +889

    I was the discord for this and we were literally betting on how high he'd go and we were HEARTBROKEN that he didnt reach e100

    • @Sir_Bucket
      @Sir_Bucket Před 29 dny +120

      Well you know what is left to be done, hatch a new scheme to make Dan ascend even higher

    • @ShugoAWay
      @ShugoAWay Před 29 dny +108

      He probably could have if he didn't focus so hard on those tiny additions of the planet cards for those several anties

    • @GTAram855
      @GTAram855 Před 29 dny +88

      I truly believed he was gonna get to NANeINF. HE CAN STILL DO HIGHER. THERE'S STILL ONE STEP LEFT TO BREAK THE GAME

    • @thepotatoportal69
      @thepotatoportal69 Před 29 dny +14

      You mean fourofspadebroken

    • @TheRealBErhart
      @TheRealBErhart Před 9 dny +4

      I was on the LinkedIn and we had the SAME reaction 💀

  • @catofsnow_
    @catofsnow_ Před 29 dny +1178

    You know, when Balatro showed up on RT's channel, I thought this would just be like any other normal indie game skirmish that RT usually does. One or two episodes, perhaps three for good measure if there's ever a DLC. I never really expected Balatro to appear again afer the last one, but here we are; not only is this the third episode of a rougelike game, the content took so much disproportionate work that it is such a ridiculous yet valid contribution to the game's community that the video is likely going down somewhere in *Balatro history.* How did we get here? How did it escalate so much only THREE EPISODES IN???

    • @Mendoza-yi6qk
      @Mendoza-yi6qk Před 29 dny +170

      He played Luigi Poker in the DS version of Mario 64 of course he would play this more.

    • @ImTheGuy
      @ImTheGuy Před 29 dny +78

      Two Words: Gambling Addiction

    • @sugoistalin7809
      @sugoistalin7809 Před 29 dny +100

      It escalated this far because RT has an eternal desire to defeat the concept of gambling itself.

    • @Darkfyyre
      @Darkfyyre Před 29 dny +74

      @@sugoistalin7809 and he is never punished, so the question is not how did we get here, but why would we ever go anywhere else?

    • @sugoistalin7809
      @sugoistalin7809 Před 29 dny +27

      @@Darkfyyre even the gods fear what he would do if they tried to stop him.

  • @KnightandDay33
    @KnightandDay33 Před 29 dny +93

    40:58 This gives heavy "how many seconds in eternity" vibes

    • @123890antonioj
      @123890antonioj Před 27 dny +2

      Ye he did directly quote Heaven Sent in the original stream as well

  • @batatino8805
    @batatino8805 Před 29 dny +109

    Heard joke once: Man goes to doctor. Says he's depressed. Says there are no more chips in the world. Says that he misses showman and the antes keep rising. Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. Drift King RTGame is on twitch tonight. Go and see his Balatro streams. That should pick you up'. Man bursts into tears. Says, 'But doctor... I am RTGame.' Good joke. Everyone laugh. Roll on snare drum. Curtains

    • @40watt53
      @40watt53 Před 3 dny

      ohio skibidi gyatt rizzler

  • @FellStar10
    @FellStar10 Před 29 dny +2129

    They used to call him the seed king back in college.

    • @meowtaceae
      @meowtaceae Před 29 dny +207

      you know he was actually really into gardening back then thats where the nickname came from

    • @GuitarOfTime0116
      @GuitarOfTime0116 Před 29 dny +157

      @@meowtaceae also because of cu-
      edit:i am a fool, unknowing of the hell i have wrought. i will continure to giggle at the funni replies

    • @edwiinandresmosqueramarulanda
      @edwiinandresmosqueramarulanda Před 29 dny +60

      This just sounds wrong

    • @yimyom
      @yimyom Před 29 dny +45

      CTHULU??

    • @azure4622
      @azure4622 Před 29 dny +66

      ​@@GuitarOfTime0116CUCUMBER?

  • @deltacharlieecho4732
    @deltacharlieecho4732 Před 29 dny +536

    Me: Holy shit, e38, Daniel did really well this stream.
    >checks time remaining
    >still have half the video to go
    Well, fuck.

    • @garr_inc
      @garr_inc Před 29 dny +15

      Exactly my experience.

  • @SS-gt2rk
    @SS-gt2rk Před 29 dny +16

    For frame of reference because the final number is so big; if you stacked 2.433e96 ants on top of each other they would not like it very much!

    • @CR1MSONACE
      @CR1MSONACE Před 6 dny

      What if it was 2.433e96 Elephants though?

    • @SS-gt2rk
      @SS-gt2rk Před 6 dny +4

      ​@@CR1MSONACE I am not an elephant expert so I do not know, I apologize

  • @3namega
    @3namega Před 29 dny +34

    Dan menacingly saying "I KNOW WHAT YOU ARE" has elevated this video above godhood for me

  • @gaymare6236
    @gaymare6236 Před 29 dny +1062

    The hard limit is ante 39, at that point the required score is "Not a Number", so no matter how high you score, you'll lose.
    It is possible to get there with some Perkeo Shenanigans, but as far as we know, it is literally impossible to go any further, even if you were to have 100 negative bluepirnts

    • @Bone8380
      @Bone8380 Před 29 dny +85

      Has anyone managed to reach that ante "naturally" or was this discovered by data mining and save editing?

    • @alexion3007
      @alexion3007 Před 29 dny +190

      @@Bone8380 yeah there's strategies that can get there naturally (I don't know if it's been done unseeded though)

    • @ngwoo
      @ngwoo Před 29 dny +26

      Can you hit NaN on your own score and win forever from that point forward?

    • @gaymare6236
      @gaymare6236 Před 29 dny +282

      @@ngwoo You can hit NaN, but that doesn't clear a NaN score, so you'll just lose.
      In order for you to pass, the game needs to be able to calculate that your score is higher than the goal, which it can't do with numbers larger than floats, so there is literally no setup that could score enough.
      It's impossible with how the game is coded

    • @chcikety
      @chcikety Před 29 dny +92

      Indeed.
      Even if you yourself score "naneinf", it still counts it as a loss.
      There are a lot of mods/it's easy to mod to remove this limit though.

  • @mscupcakes
    @mscupcakes Před 29 dny +886

    Damn, I need to track down some discord professors of my own to defeat you.
    This ain't over yet!!

    • @RTGame
      @RTGame  Před 29 dny +440

      Yes it is :)

    • @mscupcakes
      @mscupcakes Před 29 dny +165

      @@RTGame no it isn't >:)

    • @1thedanfan949
      @1thedanfan949 Před 29 dny +31

      ​@@mscupcakesFOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL!!!!!!

    • @yushakader4991
      @yushakader4991 Před 29 dny +37

      As a discord professor who didn’t help I have to say we’re the best in the business

    • @stillis2489
      @stillis2489 Před 29 dny +12

      I have a literal maths degree if that helps lol

  • @Dr.Death8520
    @Dr.Death8520 Před 29 dny +53

    Following the text of the forbidden ritual and becoming a primordial cosmic poker force.
    Yet even the eternity chant of "convert the left card into the right card" cannot counter the shadow you grow.
    For even immortals must die.

  • @juliagibbs32
    @juliagibbs32 Před 29 dny +58

    Balatro has become the most terrifying horror game yet. I was on the edge of my seat, waiting and fearing for RT to put the cards into the wrong order. Convert the left card, into the right card….

  • @OddyOddity-ob2uv
    @OddyOddity-ob2uv Před 29 dny +407

    I used to think his Gambling Addiction was just a funny bit. A running gag.
    This man horrifies me.

    • @phoenix402
      @phoenix402 Před 29 dny +28

      oh don't worry! he isnt't finished yet..

    • @johnalogue9832
      @johnalogue9832 Před 29 dny +28

      It's not gambling if you know what will happen

  • @megasoma_elephas
    @megasoma_elephas Před 29 dny +1076

    He had his eggheads crank the numbers, just so he could effectively fuel his gambling not-addiction. What a lad

    • @phoenix402
      @phoenix402 Před 29 dny +75

      "it's not gambling if it's mathematically correct! keep gambling!"
      -RT, probably

    • @AtlasDestroyer368
      @AtlasDestroyer368 Před 29 dny +3

      madlad

  • @Shamiynlover1
    @Shamiynlover1 Před 28 dny +21

    Upon a throne of glass and bone, the drift king awaits his friend.
    His seed is sown, the kingdoms overthrown, for naught else but the end.
    With heavens asunder, his armies plunder a sea of four in chrome.
    And in merciless haze, they begin to raze what we all once called home.
    Turning left to right against the night, and keeping blueprints in hand,
    The royal Hack at once did crack, and turned to seek new land.
    Now in his wake, we seek to make a fitting tribute score,
    But lest none forget - and this, we regret-
    He may come back once more.

  • @as_far_as_Cyno
    @as_far_as_Cyno Před 29 dny +36

    The boss music elevated this video to e100. It felt like I was watching the final battle of an anime where the heroes are harnessing the power of the sun to defeat a god except it was Dan playing the same hand of poker cards over and over until his chips exceeded the number of atoms in the known universe.

  • @llllllllemon
    @llllllllemon Před 29 dny +789

    fucking hell its the second coming of balatro christ and he's gonna make a thousand gambling miracles.

  • @ilshail153
    @ilshail153 Před 29 dny +357

    "now I have become theft, destroyer of blinds"
    -Daneshiro "RTGame" Al Gaib, moments after gambling the universe itself and winning

    • @LordSusaga
      @LordSusaga Před 29 dny +62

      "Now I have become right card, because I was once left card"

    • @Sir_Bucket
      @Sir_Bucket Před 29 dny +36

      ​@@LordSusaga "Through Death I was remade, my body remolded into glass, with the mark of 4 spades as a sign of my ascension."

    • @siraaron8650
      @siraaron8650 Před 18 dny +9

      @@Sir_Bucket "With the colorful sheen of Polychrome on my flesh, I dutifully stood in Dan Al Gaib's deck, forever to be played with 4 others of my kind, terrified of being destroyed on every hand"

  • @overthinkingisbad
    @overthinkingisbad Před 29 dny +19

    seeing minecraft then this in "the best of rt 2024" will be a whiplash both unimaginable and unprecedented

  • @williammagnaye8315
    @williammagnaye8315 Před 29 dny +20

    With the knowledge that this seed can reach e96, I am certain Jolteon Al Gaib and his faithful wizards will be able to reach a Googol.

  • @efu2046
    @efu2046 Před 29 dny +432

    Ah yes, gambling with ultimate power; Maths™
    Small note: I really like how the Vtuber avatar bounces whenever RT laughed, kinda looks cartoonishly evil

  • @GeremyG
    @GeremyG Před 29 dny +2234

    Is that Jerma on the thumbnail

  • @miss_bec
    @miss_bec Před 29 dny +33

    Dan employs Balatro Eugenics to create a Four of Spades ethnostate

  • @solarstorm5242
    @solarstorm5242 Před 29 dny +23

    It’s incredible to see the rise of Daniel from humble gambler, to absolute poker masters EX. This man is absolutely something, and I wouldn’t have it any other way. I am happy to go down with your ship, captain. You’ve made it much further than anyone expected.
    Also big thanks to anonjolteon for just breaking the seed open.

  • @bagetblue2043
    @bagetblue2043 Před 29 dny +200

    When you gamble with Death you don't actually gamble with Death, he outsources that work to Dan.

  • @M4SKED2001
    @M4SKED2001 Před 29 dny +488

    Seeing Dan destroying just literally all of his competition just so he becomes Kaiba and plays Exodia is the most exotic thing

  • @carbonmonteroy
    @carbonmonteroy Před 29 dny +8

    On plasma deck, the highest possible ante is 39 before the game because actually unable to count to the scores it starts demanding of you.
    RT got to 26 with this madness. 2/3 of the way to literally infinite power.

  • @tobiassuarez948
    @tobiassuarez948 Před 29 dny +9

    21:11
    Absolutely cosmic one-liner. Gospeed, RT, as every particle in the expanse of the universe has been conquered by your 4 of Spades.

  • @sam3851
    @sam3851 Před 29 dny +194

    I caught this live and thought "oh this looks like fun, I'll watch it to unwind for the evening" only to end up on the edge of my seat for literally every ante in the late game. So *this* is the thrill of gambling

    • @SugarbirdyOvO
      @SugarbirdyOvO Před 28 dny

      yessss indoctrination. come young one, 100% of dwarves that stop digging are idiots or however the saying goes. join our ranks✨

  • @kieren6900
    @kieren6900 Před 29 dny +541

    The vod for this was so intense. Glad it’s a video. Props to Cloè for editing

  • @BasicallyBaconSandvichIV
    @BasicallyBaconSandvichIV Před 29 dny +12

    The line:
    "Convert the left card. Into the right card."
    Is genuinely terrifying to me now.
    All hail Danishiro Balatro, he who defeated the house at poker, he who is Never Punished!!

  • @erfal19
    @erfal19 Před 29 dny +17

    35:55 "This is our final form"
    *still 13 minutes of video left*
    Dad, I am scared

  • @PotatoeGod
    @PotatoeGod Před 29 dny +329

    Pokemon, Minecraft, Phoenix Wright, City Skylines, and now Balatro are part of the RT game legends

    • @TheyCallMeDio
      @TheyCallMeDio Před 29 dny +29

      Terraria in shambles now

    • @PotatoeGod
      @PotatoeGod Před 29 dny +19

      @@TheyCallMeDio
      Kinda forgot about that one
      I personally consider more of an OG game on this channel

    • @Hazz1508
      @Hazz1508 Před 29 dny +27

      Stardew Walter white smh

    • @geoman265.
      @geoman265. Před 29 dny +8

      City Skylines has to be on that list

    • @AetherKirin
      @AetherKirin Před 29 dny +16

      I'd say City Skylines count. West Virginia & "A Meteor have strikes the city" joke comes from there.
      Think Kirby also accelerated the whole gambling thing haha.

  • @Dusty_bub
    @Dusty_bub Před 29 dny +392

    Watching this stream live was a terrifying experience

    • @elitheratman3730
      @elitheratman3730 Před 29 dny +46

      Even just watching the video is a terrifying experience lmao

  • @a_cryptid4553
    @a_cryptid4553 Před 28 dny +9

    The "I know what you are!" cued with the dramatic music in the background was both really menacing and fucking hilarious

  • @The-Silliest-Little-Guy
    @The-Silliest-Little-Guy Před 29 dny +6

    In the first videos he used heart themed decks symbolising his remaining akd invigorated humanity
    In this he has now changed to using spades which represents the constant drive to just "dig" a little bit deeper
    His need to go even further than the confines of the obversable universe allowed is what caused his downfall

  • @AgentofChaos315
    @AgentofChaos315 Před 29 dny +144

    Last video Dan was getting scores over 2000x larger than the score he needed
    Now he's getting scores trillions of time larger than what he needs

    • @GreatFernicus
      @GreatFernicus Před 29 dny +22

      “Trillions” is an understatement tbh, more like trillions of trillions of trillions

    • @AgentofChaos315
      @AgentofChaos315 Před 29 dny +14

      @@GreatFernicus I wasn't done with the video and I can't count that high when i got there

    • @TheOneWhoHasABadName
      @TheOneWhoHasABadName Před 29 dny +8

      more like trillions of trillions of trillions of trillions of trillions of trillions of trillions of billions of thousands of chips
      that should approximately stack up to where his run ended

  • @sonarchy5158
    @sonarchy5158 Před 29 dny +257

    Finally, a Roguelike with a walkthrough

  • @SneakyMuffin
    @SneakyMuffin Před 28 dny +5

    Just a few minutes in and this man is already invoking the old gods through strange and meaningless rituals.

  • @hughsagar3043
    @hughsagar3043 Před 28 dny +7

    I, for one, welcome our new Balatro Overlord as eventually converts us all into glass polychrome fours

  • @omnomou81
    @omnomou81 Před 29 dny +122

    Turns out gambling is easier when you have the gift of prophecy

    • @tabby_powl
      @tabby_powl Před 23 dny +2

      There's a movie about that, nic cage is in it

  • @candlelight7600
    @candlelight7600 Před 29 dny +76

    I like the visual of his deck being too powerful to the known universe his cards keeps breaking under the strain of his power

  • @nonantehivernote8709
    @nonantehivernote8709 Před 29 dny +16

    There's something incredibly satisfying about watching someone excelling in something.
    There's something incredibly fascinating about watching someone controlling fate.
    There's something incredibly terrifying about watching someone multiplying their score until the "e" comes up.
    ...Wow !

  • @rock9154
    @rock9154 Před 29 dny +7

    I was completely engrossed this whole video. Absolutely terrifying stuff, thank you.

  • @Dostwyn
    @Dostwyn Před 29 dny +83

    For that entire opening, chat was just going "LISAN AL GAIB! LISAN AL GAIB!"
    (it's a Dune reference for those who don't know)

    • @rustler08
      @rustler08 Před 29 dny +7

      Dune, I totally miss you. I really fucking miss you. I'm al alone. Al the time. Al the time.

  • @maozadong552
    @maozadong552 Před 29 dny +176

    36:45 you could either sell the showman or wait for the ectoplasm
    Rt-ok we sell the dna

    • @arealginvr
      @arealginvr Před 29 dny +121

      And honestly it was the right choice. If you actually think about what DNA actually does, it makes sense. Dan had enough funds to make new cards manually by buying deaths and standard cards from the shop, it's just a bit costlier and riskier, but getting rid of showman could have ended the run a lot sooner.

    • @Spectrum-ng8ts
      @Spectrum-ng8ts Před 29 dny +2

      but the thing is, he found showman again a few rounds later :(

    • @arealginvr
      @arealginvr Před 29 dny +25

      ​@@Spectrum-ng8ts Still, it wasn't a guarantee as he was far past the guidebook at that point and he would have no way of knowing he would get showman again. It was still a very smart decision on his part given the information he had at the time.

    • @n00bLokumi
      @n00bLokumi Před 27 dny +5

      @@arealginvr The real genius move of this run in the end was getting gift card, it's what allowed him to then sell dna and still be able to bruteforce new card with money

    • @charlie1109
      @charlie1109 Před 26 dny

      I guess I don't know enough about balatro, why did he help keep holding onto scary face?

  • @jakedanley9833
    @jakedanley9833 Před 21 dnem +4

    I love that after every round the game says "btw this is balanced :)"

  • @symphonysystem4846
    @symphonysystem4846 Před 29 dny +3

    37:40 Love the detail that it's Rykard's theme playing during the Serpert ante.

  • @notakirakarakaza2118
    @notakirakarakaza2118 Před 29 dny +81

    I loved it when he said "turn the left card into the right card" and then turned all the left cards into the right cards all over the room

  • @jorgelenny47
    @jorgelenny47 Před 29 dny +64

    I don't even play balatro and my biggest nightmare is still fucking up a death card and turning the stinker into the good card

    • @ascaiihd1472
      @ascaiihd1472 Před 27 dny +11

      Since 'turning the stinker into the good card' is what you want and not a fuck up, you basically fucked it up in a yt comment 😂

    • @jorgelenny47
      @jorgelenny47 Před 26 dny

      @@ascaiihd1472 fuck

  • @existence6608
    @existence6608 Před 29 dny +16

    Everybody remember, Droub_ started all of this. He suggested using his own name as a seed and told him about the seeds in the first place. Droub_ gave Dan this much content. Thank you Droub_.

  • @memegumin
    @memegumin Před 29 dny +5

    "I have become Balatro, destroyer of ante." -RTgame

  • @keystone5750
    @keystone5750 Před 29 dny +162

    This stream may or may not lead to me reading Dune so that I can understand all the Daniel Al Gaib memes from chat. (Also because my friends recommended it and I enjoyed my time with the dune board game)

    • @beckettshaw660
      @beckettshaw660 Před 29 dny +8

      The new movies are good and worth watching too imo

    • @keystone5750
      @keystone5750 Před 29 dny +5

      @@beckettshaw660 I've heard! I do want to watch them at some point

    • @greenyxd7298
      @greenyxd7298 Před 29 dny +1

      the two new movies are good too. it's the reason Dune is on the Zeitgeist of 2024

    • @SteevyTable
      @SteevyTable Před 29 dny +4

      I usually chew through books. Dune is so incredibly alien and strange that I couldn't handle more than about 1 or 2 chapters a day. It's completely worth the time and effort it takes to read.

    • @beckettshaw660
      @beckettshaw660 Před 29 dny +1

      @@keystone5750 They might be easier for you to get into dune with. Though that depends on you as a person.

  • @sunjoy8797
    @sunjoy8797 Před 29 dny +52

    Dan’s raw luck and skill combined with the discord professors’ guidance is terrifying.
    Glory to Daniel Al Gaib.

  • @combak2712
    @combak2712 Před 29 dny +4

    God DAMN! That is a crazy high score!
    That said, I know it’s possible to go higher. There’s a special score that shows up when the number gets too high. That said, the only way to get it is with some crazy set-ups, usually involving Perkeo making a bunch of Negative Planet cards or a huge hand with a bunch of Red Seal Steel cards… or both!

  • @pudlordtynan919
    @pudlordtynan919 Před 28 dny +3

    As someone who truly doesn't understand poker, this was like witnessing the Sun start to drip and smear in the sky like an inkblot and all the horror and confusion that implies.

  • @kazuichikazzie1567
    @kazuichikazzie1567 Před 29 dny +38

    RTGAME HAS PEOPLE LABBING OUT BALATRO.
    THIS MAN IS CRACKING THE DAVINCI CODE OF *FUNNY POKER*

  • @cairoraiser9338
    @cairoraiser9338 Před 29 dny +90

    Ranting to my friends about how Balatro is ruining my life:
    New video drops:

  • @Halogen-nz5sk
    @Halogen-nz5sk Před 29 dny +8

    I so desperately want the playlist RT used for this video

    • @lxnrdagr8
      @lxnrdagr8 Před 29 dny +1

      I think the first song was the firelink shrine from dark souls 1 but the rest are from the elden ring playlist, containing songs like the godskin apostle boss music and celestial beast(?) boss music. I recommend checking out the game series' ost if u liked the songs tho :D

  • @chimken135
    @chimken135 Před 29 dny +4

    after a certain point it stops being about getting winning scores and starts being about sending a message

  • @goblin.2618
    @goblin.2618 Před 29 dny +47

    19:37 Dan has decided to fuck the grey area and is practicing his speech for his villain moment. King shit

  • @merking4215
    @merking4215 Před 29 dny +101

    Say it with friends
    "Convert the left card into the right card"

  • @mageofchaos
    @mageofchaos Před 28 dny +4

    CONVERT THE LEFT CARD INTO THE RIGHT CARD. THE VOID CALLS

  • @dumpylump
    @dumpylump Před 28 dny +4

    They may have used to call him the drift king back in college, but they call him the Balatro King today.

  • @amemesiella
    @amemesiella Před 29 dny +30

    the way i gasped when rt drew dna…. this was truly the deck build of all time

    • @amemesiella
      @amemesiella Před 29 dny +10

      I SCREAMED WHEN HE DREW THE THIRD HACK

  • @statefromjakefarm5003
    @statefromjakefarm5003 Před 29 dny +76

    “As it is written, Daniel Al Gaib”
    -Anonjolteon

  • @TheTrueThomaster
    @TheTrueThomaster Před 29 dny +4

    40:58 "You may think that’s a Hell of a long time. Personally, I think that’s a Hell of a seed."

  • @DauntlessFool
    @DauntlessFool Před 29 dny +9

    As the prophecy foretold...
    Baltro Al-Gaib...

  • @blackrose8554
    @blackrose8554 Před 29 dny +31

    I like how there's just the Elden Ring theme as Dan creates the deck that will allow him to defeat God and become Elden Lord

  • @suryanshsrivastava7241
    @suryanshsrivastava7241 Před 29 dny +71

    i had watched an anime in which when their stats go too high, they enter "The Domain Of E" as their stats just go that high
    seems like a perfect name for Balatro E runs

  • @lancesmith8298
    @lancesmith8298 Před 24 dny +2

    This video is singlehandedly responsible for firmly drilling the text of the Death card into my muscle memory. I have never misplayed converting the left card into the right card since watching you win enough chips to hire a hitman qualified enough to find and kill God, and also clean up the crime scene

  • @notloopers1110
    @notloopers1110 Před 29 dny +3

    and to think, he got so close, but not yet there.
    theres still more, you must keep going RT, you cannot stop at this you must go further,
    seek the barony
    seek the kings
    seek strength. the rest shall come surely.

  • @IsmailOzgursoy
    @IsmailOzgursoy Před 29 dny +37

    Us:Dad pls dont go gamble again we need that money no dad nooooooooooooooooo
    RT:NEVER PUNISHED

  • @Who_Isa
    @Who_Isa Před 29 dny +80

    Rt has surpassed mere luck, he has become Baltro, the destroyer of worlds
    and i am so very scared

  • @jijonbreaker
    @jijonbreaker Před 29 dny +3

    35:18 The music swelling at this EXACT moment is absolutely fucking flawless.

  • @leomaster2841
    @leomaster2841 Před 29 dny +4

    I fell asleep to this stream when it happened. My brain was not capable of consciously comprehending what was unfolding