Corey Feldman is the Colonel Kurtz of adult child actors. "He's out there operating without any decent restraint, totally beyond the pale of any acceptable human conduct. And he is still on the field commanding strung out wanna-be starlets."
I watched this video about a year ago and watched it again just now, read this comment and immediately went to like it only to see I liked it a year ago. It's... poetry.
@@ozzyosbourne8389 the guy finds and edits clips to the boys’ show. A lot of his bideos have numerous clips as they’re referencing them. It’s hella tedious work especially coming from someone doing it for the love of the show
Haha I randomly found the bonfire break down the first performance and now I’m pretty sure I’m gonna be up all night watching every bonfire Feld-dog related video. Absolutely gold
Lyrics: I have this band, Take a stand, Take my hand, You know you can, Be my fan, Lick my long hair strand, I'm not really a man, Ground is not land, My future is like quick sand, I betrayed Corey Haim , To my sick friend... 😏
They should play Corey's performances on T.Vs on the Golden Gate Bridge to prevent people from jumping. No matter how fucked up your life is or how low you may feel your life has gotten, you can take solace in knowing you haven't reached Corey Feldman rock bottom. Jesus, they should be playing these videos in school as public service announcement.
Love how Feldog trashed the today show for conspiring with the hollywood elite to embarrass him only to return months later saying "thank you so much for the support I love you guys"
Yep it's set up that way everyone makes money and the child thinks he she is a star but behind the scenes it's run by sickos who control you and your family
i found a video with a clip of his band doing a live gig. They were on a box truck that opens up to a small stage and playing to an audience of about 57 people!
9:09 as a MAJOR Nirvana fan, especially the earlier Nirvana (88-90, when Bleach came out), I can verify that Corey is absolutely wrong on that statement. There are so many shows that you see from “when they first started” that they had a ton of support. Local stations in Seattle/PNW would play that first record all the time. Just go watch a Nirvana show from 1989 or early 1990. They have so much support. They also sound killer too. Feldog.
Lol. What a douche canoe.Reminds me of this kid I grew up with. I had a band and this dude wanted to play bass.Except he had no rhythm or ear for music. Had a show coming up and dude couldn't learn the simple retarded punk songs we played. Asked if he could come onstage and just turn his bass down. Lolol Now dude is 55 years old and still can't play a lick but hasn't given up. Like dude its too late hang it up
I'm waiting for Tommy Wiseau to launch his music career after he sees this. Maybe even a future duet? There won't be a dry eye in the house if that happens
The "angelic to the core" tour visited over 16 cities across the US and Europe and grossed $37.16. It is currently seated at no. 12836626784889372777 on the billboard pop music charts
The craziest thing about this jam, Haimster and Felddog were on O&A back in the mid 2000’s, they played this song on the air at the end of the interview, lts really old, like Corey had written it for the gulf war or something. Feldman!
"Angelic 2 the Core is the fifth studio album by American actor and singer Corey Feldman, released on June 22, 2016. Feldman asked fans to help raise $105,000 to fund the album through Indiegogo, but fell short and only raised $14,982. The album was universally panned and has been regarded as one of the worst albums of all time." About as "Shoot for the moon; even if you miss, you'll fall among the stars" as it gets. Godspeed, Feldog. Godspeed.
I've recorded a bunch of stuff over the years with different bands and solo by myself. Almost 15K and THAT'S THE ALBUM HE PRESENTED? Straight up, 13.5K went straight to the guest features. The other 1500 bucks went to meth and ecstasy, guaranteed. 😅
I was on the train going home and I was laughing so hard that I was crying. This has to be some of the funniest shit ever man!!! I can't believe that people are this delusional.
When he violently RIPPED his hood off and the camera dramatically zoomed in and the boys ALL started screaming *_"OHHHHHHHH!!!!"_* I absolutely LOST IT.
I loved Corey in the movies he acted in as a young man. Think about this however. This guy is making an ass of himself. There are so many talented artists who don't have the connections he has in the entertainment community, who cannot get a gig on the Today Show. Ugh.
It’s not like he was a great actor ever anyway. Director: “ok Corey, just act like a normal teenager”. Talentless. Goes to show how Hollywood makes one delusional.
Joey Fatone is also extremely talented. His vocal accuracy & pitch control are very impressive when he sings live. He also has a great personality & there’s something very inviting about him.
This is what i had been saying ...he has never live in reality ,he lives in a world of fantasy .WHERE HE STILL IS SUPER FAMOUS ,and he gets what he wants ...HE IS SOOOO DELUSSIONAL !! ...
I did a deep dive after watching this the other day and theirs a vhs clip of him "performing" *unscripted* while he's supposed to be accepting an award/giving a short speech and he totally lip syncs *poorly* and flails around to one of his "songs" while the crowd cringes in horror..it's almost too much..but I had to watch the entire thing..he's been that way from the womb
Staring out the window Caught inside a dream Ignorance is blissful Feeling quite serene Because I choose to ignore The suffering abroad Doesn't mean it's not happening I just need to turn it off So, this seems like he wants "it" to change and get better but he doesn't want to be near it, or have anything to do with it, because he's been ignoring it, and will continue to "turn it off"
Layne Phoenix He wrote this song after 9/11. There's a video up of Opie and Anthony ripping it apart. It's from an interview Corey did with Corey Haim right when their reality tv show "The Two Coreys" was starting on tv. You can find it from here.
czechchicklet yes the song sucks And Feldman is weird as hell, but who cares that this song is old as hell? This “double album” he released is the only actual album he has released “officially”, and he called it a “labor of love over 10 years in the making”. So obviously it consisted of music he had written over a long ass time. Many famous bands have songs on their debut albums that they wrote years before the album was released. Just a common fact. The saying is you have your whole life to write your first album. Feldman is a shit singer and songwriter but the people pointing out this song is from right after 9/11 like it’s another example of why Feldman sucks are just being dumb and ignorant
Corey Feldman is the Colonel Kurtz of adult child actors.
"He's out there operating without any decent restraint, totally beyond the pale of any acceptable human conduct. And he is still on the field commanding strung out wanna-be starlets."
Jocko Adams 👍👍👏👏👏👏😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Hahah this didn't get nearly enough love.
I watched this video about a year ago and watched it again just now, read this comment and immediately went to like it only to see I liked it a year ago. It's... poetry.
The horror..the horror
Little piles of strung out arms
“We’re doing something new that’s never been done before.” I’ve also never shit in my car, that doesn’t mean it’s a good idea.
perfectly explained
“We’re doing something new that’s never been done before.” - said by every teenager starting a band and Corey Feldman.
"They call it a fuck shack."
You live a charmed life 🤢
4 years later and these videos still make me laugh out loud with happiness. Thanks for the hard work!
Hard work?
I watch them when I want to feel better about the stupid things I’ve done in my life.
Still gold as of this year as well
@@ozzyosbourne8389 the guy finds and edits clips to the boys’ show. A lot of his bideos have numerous clips as they’re referencing them. It’s hella tedious work especially coming from someone doing it for the love of the show
Add 2 More years! I'm still rolling!!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😭😭😭😭😭
Who else is watching for roughly the 300th time?
🙋🏽♂️
Yeah, right around there.
These songs sound like they would be performed by Cartman or Randy Marsh from South Park. Lol
😂 randy for sure lol
Fingerbang, bang, bang, bang, bang...
Damm...Emily R took my comment 😀
Reminds me of the Jonahs Brothers episode
Fuck they. Sponge Bob Square Pants .
“We’re doing something new that’s never been done before.” - said by every teenager starting a band and Corey Feldman.
They are killing me with the Corey impressions. LMAO!!!
51 thumbs down? I didn't know, Feldman's posse was that deep.
it must be the wolfpack
Over 300 in 2019
They’re aAaangels, beautiful mud-caked aAaaaaangels
ur just a bunch of h8rs, peace b wit u
@@churchoffeldog9023 fuck you feldog.lolol
corey hanging out with MJ is proof that just bc you had greatness inside you doesnt mean it'll one day come back out
SOMETHING6223 I feel like there's a joke about Michael Jackson being the greatness inside of him.
Unless you felch it.
@@d0ysh464 Felching Greatness: The Corey Feldman Story.
Richard Dobson perceptive
I heard that said on Anthony's Cumia's podcast too
I think I watch this 2x a week and laugh uncontrollably.
LOL
Haha I randomly found the bonfire break down the first performance and now I’m pretty sure I’m gonna be up all night watching every bonfire Feld-dog related video. Absolutely gold
Its time u come back to laugh at this .its been too long..i do it like 3 times a year
Glad I am not the only one 😅
Hi my name is Ed and I am addicted to the Feldogs cringe performances 😂
I come back about every 6 months for another round.
Lyrics:
I have this band,
Take a stand,
Take my hand,
You know you can,
Be my fan,
Lick my long hair strand,
I'm not really a man,
Ground is not land,
My future is like quick sand,
I betrayed Corey Haim ,
To my sick friend... 😏
As if his career wasnt enough, Hollywood took his lips too. Cold blooded!
The Egg : LMAO . Why am I here? Hahahaha
Oh ffffk🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I would love to go to a Corey Feldman concert with you guys.
Feldog Field Trip!
i had douche chills for 59 minutes... more please.
They should play Corey's performances on T.Vs on the Golden Gate Bridge to prevent people from jumping. No matter how fucked up your life is or how low you may feel your life has gotten, you can take solace in knowing you haven't reached Corey Feldman rock bottom. Jesus, they should be playing these videos in school as public service announcement.
That made me laugh out loud LOL. And you know that's a good idea!
Play go for it
At the golden bridge
dude these guys are freaking hikarious. I have not laughed this hard in a long time 😂😂😂. They really owned the felddog here lol.
I watched this soooo many times. When I am having a bad day I watch now. The only problem is that the stupid song is stuck in my head!
I don’t know where my life would be without this podcast. It’s phenomenal how hilarious it always is. Amazing
Why is Feldman dressed like a lottery scratch off ticket?
Damn!!!!!😂😂😂😂😂😂
His Feldman imitation is perfect,and his Dude from Big Lebowski is also amazing!! They are just so hilarious!!!
Him and Yoko Ono would make an epic album!
Yoko Feldog? Hell yeah!
@@julioruiz3826Feldo Ono
Funny thing is they look alike. I mean.. Corey looks like an old Asian woman, am I right folks!
And Bob Geldof
''My dad used to put cigarettes out on me!'' I nearly pissed my pantaloons.
coreys a pussy james dean loved it
"Hugs are better than punches"... I died.
..what if my ass hole was being tounge punched
He's not wrong
Church of Feldog How do I join the Church?
I'm in tears. lol
@@churchoffeldog9023 😂
I love the bonfire. Thank you for these videos.
these guys are absolutely hilarious,i am doubled over pissing my pants throughout this entire thing!!! no doubt the funniest thing I've ever heard!!!
Love how Feldog trashed the today show for conspiring with the hollywood elite to embarrass him only to return months later saying "thank you so much for the support I love you guys"
I've listened to this 20 times and it's just as funny every time. Gold.
“Gold dust give him one of your jackets...”
When you're a child star....the trainwreck might come tomorrow. It might come in 40 years. But it's coming.
@Frank Bugack Uh oh, looks like the internet hurt Frank.
Ralph maccio is doing great
@@yoboy6319 nope
His whole life has been a train wreck!
Yep it's set up that way everyone makes money and the child thinks he she is a star but behind the scenes it's run by sickos who control you and your family
Cory Feldman : "I'm a singer in a girl band."
Josh Brolin : "I'm Cable & Thanos at the same time."
*both were in GOONIES
and
Sean Astin: "I'm Samwise and Bob"
i found a video with a clip of his band doing a live gig. They were on a box truck that opens up to a small stage and playing to an audience of about 57 people!
9:09 as a MAJOR Nirvana fan, especially the earlier Nirvana (88-90, when Bleach came out), I can verify that Corey is absolutely wrong on that statement. There are so many shows that you see from “when they first started” that they had a ton of support. Local stations in Seattle/PNW would play that first record all the time. Just go watch a Nirvana show from 1989 or early 1990. They have so much support. They also sound killer too.
Feldog.
I haven't laughed this hard for at least a year. Thank you
Me too, but Not because of the Bonfire,Just corey
That high note at the end could not have possibly went any worse for him
Lol. What a douche canoe.Reminds me of this kid I grew up with. I had a band and this dude wanted to play bass.Except he had no rhythm or ear for music. Had a show coming up and dude couldn't learn the simple retarded punk songs we played. Asked if he could come onstage and just turn his bass down. Lolol Now dude is 55 years old and still can't play a lick but hasn't given up. Like dude its too late hang it up
This never gets old.
This will never get old. These guys are hilarious. Feldog is a national treasure we didn't need or want but here we are..
I'm waiting for Tommy Wiseau to launch his music career after he sees this. Maybe even a future duet? There won't be a dry eye in the house if that happens
Feldog and Wiseau in a buddy cop movie written and directed by Neil Breen: the universe would implode.
This is my favorite song by Faith Plus One.
Fantastic work again. Thank you!!!! If only someone can do this to the older Bonfire episode bashings of corey feldman...
do u know which ones those r?
The Bonfire #35 is one for sure...
nocodeguitar thank you so much for steering me into more Feld-dog good. I’m hooked like the angels are hooked on blow and the Feld-dog
@@brettbarreras48 😂
I need a shirt that says, "Hugs are better than punches".
The voice over guys killed me when Corey let his hair down. LMFAO!!!
He sounds like Cartman singing on South Park.
Oh my god, this comment is fucking perfect. It's so true. Where's the side by side comparison when you need i?
Ma ma ma poker face ma ma poker face 😫
finger bang bang bang you into my life
Come sail away by Cartman is one of the greatest covers ever made.
Cart man's got it all over Corey credit where credits due,cmon.
This is the only way I can listen to a single Corey Feldman song for an hour straight
OMG!!!! I'm dying!!!Yall are so freakin funny!!OH Good Grief I needed this so bad this morning!! THANK YAll for sharing!😂🤣😂🤣🤗
The "angelic to the core" tour visited over 16 cities across the US and Europe and grossed $37.16. It is currently seated at no. 12836626784889372777 on the billboard pop music charts
i havent laughed so hard in a long time.....thanks
He looks like Al Lewis from The Munsters
Or like Robin Williams left testicle.
Or a walrus that got its face sandblasted smooth.
Al Lewis?.. Is that the grandpa at all?
Just wondering because I can't remember their names but, he always reminds me of the grandpa munster..
Leona Konowalchuk who? You mean Grandpa?
Leona Konowalchuk 👍🏼👌😂😂😂😂
Tommy Wiseau's lost brother
True story
You guys are merciless but I haven't laughed like this in forever...omg
You guys are nailing this so well. I'm laughing my balls off.
Who’s watching in 2022! I am (again) 🤣🤣🤣
How do I stop watching this? Can anyone help?
Day 3... staring out a window. Caught inside a dream...
25:20 MJ impressions made me cry laughing!
Thank you for the laughs.
If anything his CD is giving the true gift of laughter.
Moving blanket material. Holy fuck Big Jay is funny.
R.I.P Corey Feldman 😭
i listen to this on shitty days. it always brings me around and off the ledge.
This is the funniest shit I have ever seen lmfao thank you thank you, THANK you guys
6 yrs later!, and this still, just doesn't get old!? 🤘🤣
Agreed
She's plugging up my septic system with meat turds 😂😂😂😂😂
"I dont know what im doing here, i choked my baby" 😂😂😂😂
The Shu-mon/bust on your back sequence almost made me have an aneurysm!
Seriously I have to watch both of these ever now and then.
I strongly envy their impersonation skills.
When they're on their game, there's nobody quicker/more consistant
You guys are killing me. OMG its too funny.
The craziest thing about this jam, Haimster and Felddog were on O&A back in the mid 2000’s, they played this song on the air at the end of the interview, lts really old, like Corey had written it for the gulf war or something. Feldman!
In all seriousness..
Does anyone know why Corey never takes his top lip on tour with him?
😂
"Angelic 2 the Core is the fifth studio album by American actor and singer Corey Feldman, released on June 22, 2016. Feldman asked fans to help raise $105,000 to fund the album through Indiegogo, but fell short and only raised $14,982. The album was universally panned and has been regarded as one of the worst albums of all time."
About as "Shoot for the moon; even if you miss, you'll fall among the stars" as it gets. Godspeed, Feldog. Godspeed.
Who were the lunatics who gave him 15 grand?
@@BGNOLAFor real.
I've recorded a bunch of stuff over the years with different bands and solo by myself. Almost 15K and THAT'S THE ALBUM HE PRESENTED? Straight up, 13.5K went straight to the guest features. The other 1500 bucks went to meth and ecstasy, guaranteed. 😅
I've heard the whole thing, it sounds terrible.
Dropping the American flag is like twelfth degree domestic terrorism.
Cory has embalming fluid running through his veins
hear fan no just Michael Jackson's radioactive jizz
tiger semen
more like Michael Jackson's tartar sauce
so similar to nirvana,the beatles
Also notice the shitty plastic surgery and the soy sauce hair.
Yay the second part! You guys are hilarious.
I was on the train going home and I was laughing so hard that I was crying. This has to be some of the funniest shit ever man!!! I can't believe that people are this delusional.
Cory is the most tone deaf person on earth!!
It makes it so great that Corey completely thinks his music is amazing!!!😳🙄🤦♂️🤯😂😂😂
His falsetto sounds like a big truck backing up 😂😂
You guys made me laugh hysterically with your commentary LOL!!!...Thank you for this public service review!!!
Who told this guy he could sing and had any musical talent?
Mark his multiple personalities have all told him he's the greatest singer ever.
Anyone with ears I’m sure
Uh, he helped Michael Jackson develop his dance moves. Show some respect.
Timmy, no one. Hes suffering from the dunning kruger effect.
He's so out of touch he thinks he's legot
This is some funny shit, and I'm on the 7 train in NYC subway during rush hour and I'm still laughing.
Hilarious! This had me crying. Haimster food.
mrdlore1 Haaaaaaimster food, get ittttt?
Jonathan Gravato are you afag?
😂🤣😅😆🤪
25:43 Listening to Jay trying to figure out how to do the Michael Jackson scat is hilarious.
The video I always come back to. This and Needle drop review of Corey’s album.
He promised her a crack rock just to get through the performance
This video gave me a six pack. Thanks fellas
Dead Eyes was the real hero of this performance.
When he violently RIPPED his hood off and the camera dramatically zoomed in and the boys ALL started screaming *_"OHHHHHHHH!!!!"_* I absolutely LOST IT.
Sooo “take a stand”? Against what?
Corey: “Everything man...”
Never has a performance been roasted sooo fucking hard as this. Fair play guys, this is tremendous.
I loved Corey in the movies he acted in as a young man. Think about this however. This guy is making an ass of himself. There are so many talented artists who don't have the connections he has in the entertainment community, who cannot get a gig on the Today Show. Ugh.
Think about how many dicks ran through him to get those connections.
Woah Val....boot to the kool
Yeah those back round singers are hoping a credible person will save them... I'm sure there making at least 15'000 a year just being near him.
It’s not like he was a great actor ever anyway. Director: “ok Corey, just act like a normal teenager”. Talentless.
Goes to show how Hollywood makes one delusional.
He was cute though as Tommy Jarvis and Teddy Duchamp.
Thanks for putting this video together.
Joey Fatone is also extremely talented. His vocal accuracy & pitch control are very impressive when he sings live. He also has a great personality & there’s something very inviting about him.
And it’s so cute how is name is Fatone and he is the Fat one.
this is the best thing ive heard all year
28:35 "Grown men don't get punked you fuck boy" hahahah fucking hilarious
Rip the bonfire when Dan was still there 🥲not the same anymore
What happened?
This is what i had been saying ...he has never live in reality ,he lives in a world of fantasy .WHERE HE STILL IS SUPER FAMOUS ,and he gets what he wants ...HE IS SOOOO DELUSSIONAL !! ...
I did a deep dive after watching this the other day and theirs a vhs clip of him "performing" *unscripted* while he's supposed to be accepting an award/giving a short speech and he totally lip syncs *poorly* and flails around to one of his "songs" while the crowd cringes in horror..it's almost too much..but I had to watch the entire thing..he's been that way from the womb
@@accuser_of_the_brethren7816 Well ... that definetly makes more sense lol ... I wish I can watch that video .
@@sky-et6md czcams.com/video/7MSTQ1073T0/video.html hope it works, if it does, you're in luck, its glorious lol
@@accuser_of_the_brethren7816 🤣 Thank you very much👍 I let u know .
@@accuser_of_the_brethren7816 DEAR - LORD - PLEASE🤤
Staring out the window
Caught inside a dream
Ignorance is blissful
Feeling quite serene
Because I choose to ignore
The suffering abroad
Doesn't mean it's not happening
I just need to turn it off
So, this seems like he wants "it" to change and get better but he doesn't want to be near it, or have anything to do with it, because he's been ignoring it, and will continue to "turn it off"
I think he says "Just means I turned it off". I have watched this more times than I should admit to, so I'm fairly sure. It's just so gloriously bad.
I can't stop watching it. It's like a nightmare that I have to keep re-living.
He also doesn't really now what specific countries are having problems so he just says abroad.
Layne Phoenix
He wrote this song after 9/11.
There's a video up of Opie and Anthony ripping it apart. It's from an interview Corey did with Corey Haim right when their reality tv show "The Two Coreys" was starting on tv.
You can find it from here.
czechchicklet yes the song sucks
And Feldman is weird as hell, but who cares that this song is old as hell? This “double album” he released is the only actual album he has released “officially”, and he called it a “labor of love over 10 years in the making”. So obviously it consisted of music he had written over a long ass time. Many famous bands have songs on their debut albums that they wrote years before the album was released. Just a common fact. The saying is you have your whole life to write your first album. Feldman is a shit singer and songwriter but the people pointing out this song is from right after 9/11 like it’s another example of why Feldman sucks are just being dumb and ignorant
When I find myself in times of trouble
JerFhilm Same. Always cheers me up
Ahh hahaha great re-watch, oh damn I needed a laugh today, lol 😂
We've had no new Feldog content lately...is there more coming?
fantastic performance by corey
Corey Fieldmans performance is absolutely insane hilarious and a total trainwreck bwhaa ha ha lol 😂😆
I was thinking he was going pretend crazy like Joquin Phoenix and like they said "he would be the best comedian of all time"
The Rhoads impression made me spit out my coffee🤣🤣🤣🤣 you guys are awesome