Trump Picks J.D. Vance for VP, Biden Holds "Tense" Zoom Call: Late Night's News of the Week

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Komentáře • 420

  • @Zimani08
    @Zimani08 Před měsícem +77

    I am jonesing so bad for a dose of Seth’s humor. There is SO much for him to catch up on, and we’re only halfway through this break. Only way to catch up will be another show length A Closer Look. Can’t wait.
    No seriously, I cannot wait, that’s why I’m here.

    • @Arbee1000
      @Arbee1000 Před měsícem +6

      Same…I’ve really been missing his nightly takes during the crazy past couple of weeks!

    • @StarsAndAngels
      @StarsAndAngels Před měsícem +6

      Can't wait for a closer look to the max!

    • @Nixxistixxxxi
      @Nixxistixxxxi Před měsícem +7

      Imo they have taken way too many breaks this year..

    • @Dadalelo
      @Dadalelo Před měsícem +7

      every time something big happens he takes a break, it's like he's doing it on purpose .

    • @mgjk
      @mgjk Před měsícem +2

      ​@@Dadalelo I come back here to make sure the algorithm hasn't forgotten to send me a video.

  • @etiopisk4life
    @etiopisk4life Před 29 dny +14

    ITS BEEN 84 years Seth!! We need you back!!

  • @Goblinkatie
    @Goblinkatie Před měsícem +13

    I genuinely dislike the Olympic Games now simply because Seth got back-seated for them by NBC.

  • @Quackenblatz
    @Quackenblatz Před měsícem +7

    Now that calling the MAGA crowd weird has caught on, we need a super-cut of every time Seth referred to them as "deeply weird."

  • @anniepiesky
    @anniepiesky Před měsícem +12

    Whenever Seth takes a break it seems like all sorts of crazy stuff goes down 😂😂😂

  • @jimihowiko3693
    @jimihowiko3693 Před měsícem +129

    Nobody expected that Idiocracy would become reality so early.

    • @Raymond-gs5nd
      @Raymond-gs5nd Před měsícem

      Yes like men can have babies 👌🏻

    • @GrandmaBev64
      @GrandmaBev64 Před měsícem +8

      As soon as dt started talking about running, I knew and have been saying it ever since! To think this is the best they can do is pretty scary! How can people have so much hate for their fellow humans?

    • @miikamiinala4833
      @miikamiinala4833 Před měsícem

      RNC been lying last 20 years. Scaramucci said it best that strong lies ia what US elctrota prefers to actual policy or achievement.

    • @cerd6292
      @cerd6292 Před měsícem

      Well. Everyone outside of the US saw you as “idiocracy” for years now …since “weapons of mass destruction”. You just didn’t know ‘because you are suck in it.

    • @encarnacionvillazana3270
      @encarnacionvillazana3270 Před měsícem +10

      Mike Judge knew all along. Lol
      😎

  • @SuperToughnut
    @SuperToughnut Před měsícem +8

    Correction: Seth had another two week break?
    Less vacations; more funny ha ha. Politics-wise, these times are not good to be on vacation. You'll get another week off in a month.
    Seriously, we miss you!

  • @KuueenKumi
    @KuueenKumi Před měsícem +16

    Didn't he JUST come back from vacation? Jesus. He wonders why he doesn't have a Ben & Jerry's flavor yet - maybe he should work more

  • @wbwayne8887
    @wbwayne8887 Před měsícem +15

    That Trump "sole-less," joke was pure gold. 😂

  • @robertmendez2129
    @robertmendez2129 Před měsícem +4

    If you see this, please send positive vibes my way. I’ve been struggling with health issues for years and could use your prayers.

  • @cptbaker
    @cptbaker Před měsícem +53

    JD Vance lookin like a Funko Pop version of himself 😂

    • @MF-qf7bs
      @MF-qf7bs Před měsícem

      That beard is such a pathetic attempt to hid his face's chubbiness. Doesn't even help.

  • @PavlovsDog-yf1wu
    @PavlovsDog-yf1wu Před měsícem +4

    Mr. Vacation needs to be replaced with someone who really wants the job.

  • @preetamnmims
    @preetamnmims Před měsícem +4

    So heartwarming to read all these positive messages. God bless you all.

  • @dukeallen432
    @dukeallen432 Před měsícem +8

    Seth not on air?!?!? Really. He can take vacation Nov 8th.

  • @justjackie7272
    @justjackie7272 Před měsícem +4

    13 days !!!
    Come on Come back 😢😢😢

  • @kpr2
    @kpr2 Před měsícem +2

    Can't wait for you folks to come back. As usual, all the craziest stuff happens when you're not around, lol.

  • @kirbygamer9291
    @kirbygamer9291 Před měsícem +3

    Been seeing comments about where Seth Meyers is. Just want to point out that the Olympics are why we're not getting new episodes this week as well as next week. Don't know why there weren't any last week but there you go.

  • @minerva3605
    @minerva3605 Před měsícem +4

    see, I TOLD you something would happen if Seth went on vacation

  • @zaaz1471
    @zaaz1471 Před měsícem +23

    Really missing you Seth... your humor during these times really helps me cope. 😢

    • @cs.dean.02
      @cs.dean.02 Před 28 dny

      You actually think he’s funny??

    • @zaaz1471
      @zaaz1471 Před 28 dny

      @@cs.dean.02 i do :)

    • @finger7565
      @finger7565 Před 27 dny

      Are you coping from having illegal migrants sleeping at your home?

    • @finger7565
      @finger7565 Před 27 dny +1

      ​@@cs.dean.02Absolutely not funny

  • @StephL1111
    @StephL1111 Před měsícem +44

    Somebody said the other day that JD Vance looked like a psychotic CareBear. 😂

    • @GrandmaBev64
      @GrandmaBev64 Před měsícem +6

      How funny, because now that you say it, it's so true! Or the mean bear on Toys 3. Lol

    • @StephL1111
      @StephL1111 Před měsícem +2

      @@GrandmaBev64 Yes! 😂😂

    • @SIXITHS
      @SIXITHS Před měsícem +3

      Now that is good, but I still think the description "a youth pastor who is about to have his computer seized by the FBI" fits best.

  • @randyhowey7414
    @randyhowey7414 Před měsícem +50

    Seth for Secretary of State !! 🤣🤣

    • @mammawlee
      @mammawlee Před měsícem

      👏🏽👏🏼👏🏿👏🏾👏🏽👏🏼

    • @finger7565
      @finger7565 Před 27 dny

      Let him sleep over your house

  • @bridgeseller
    @bridgeseller Před měsícem +4

    How many breaks fonthey take? Jeezus. Wish I had a job where I could work for a week and have a long time off.

  • @billm6730
    @billm6730 Před měsícem +39

    Of all times to not do a Nick Cage joke. It was a dinosaur bone for sale.

    • @lynnlamusga
      @lynnlamusga Před měsícem +6

      I believe this complaint is #CORRECTIONS worthy (ya dang jackal) 😆🤣🤣

    • @annestewart5741
      @annestewart5741 Před měsícem +2

      Agreed! To both comments!! (comment & reply, technically 🐾💕) This was my 1st thought, too. Could NOT believe he didn't say it. I'm still in shock. lol

    • @mammawlee
      @mammawlee Před měsícem +2

      😂

    • @rheajoshi4162
      @rheajoshi4162 Před měsícem +2

      I agree! That’s how I thought the joke would go, and I was a bit disappointed when it didn’t.

  • @sethie_shots
    @sethie_shots Před měsícem +6

    Where the hell is Seth this week?!

  • @randyhowey7414
    @randyhowey7414 Před měsícem +6

    Another Break and reruns again already ? What the Hell , Guys ?

  • @chrisprescott2273
    @chrisprescott2273 Před měsícem +27

    So I guess Seth is on vacation AGAIN. The most momentous things happen every time he takes a week off and he does it often. EDIT: Please tell me he didn't take a three week vacation.

  • @mmc8899
    @mmc8899 Před měsícem +4

    Why does Seth go on vacation every time there's a major news story? He was gone for 2 weeks, then back for a week and now gone again?

  • @calibby85
    @calibby85 Před měsícem +16

    It's funny how the bleep is on the hole not the ass😂

  • @jgibbs2020
    @jgibbs2020 Před měsícem +5

    You're on vacation again!? Dude lol

  • @aiai-j7i
    @aiai-j7i Před měsícem +7

    Dude, NOT a good week to take a break!!!

  • @charledenne7613
    @charledenne7613 Před měsícem +8

    Taking multiple breaks like this is how you lose an audience

    • @ilovepdub
      @ilovepdub Před měsícem +1

      long breaks too. I dont get it

    • @Zimani08
      @Zimani08 Před 28 dny +2

      @@charledenne7613 you know the Olympics are on NBC, right?

  • @stevereber3358
    @stevereber3358 Před měsícem +38

    So does Menendez run as a republican now/

    • @godmadnezz
      @godmadnezz Před měsícem +7

      😂😂😂😂 he's saying all the right things 😂😂😂

    • @stephaniesanderson6190
      @stephaniesanderson6190 Před měsícem +5

      Good comment!

    • @natchezbone
      @natchezbone Před měsícem

      He’s way to crooked to be a Republican.

    • @enricogattone432
      @enricogattone432 Před měsícem

      Classic example of bad timing, if he switched parties a couple of months ago, now he would be a VP nominee

  • @ohanawavy
    @ohanawavy Před měsícem +2

    Man these jokes been on fire 🙂‍↕️ thanks Seth

  • @TheDottiep
    @TheDottiep Před měsícem +9

    It is causing me actual physical pain that you are not here this week! Olympics Schmolympics, who needs them?

    • @sparkyheberling6115
      @sparkyheberling6115 Před měsícem +2

      @TheDottiep
      Are you saying that Seth is attending the Olympics? And will be gone for another week?

    • @TheDottiep
      @TheDottiep Před měsícem +2

      ​@sparkyheberling6115 not, to my knowledge, attending- but show is preempted for Olympics coverage for another week😫😫😫

    • @sparkyheberling6115
      @sparkyheberling6115 Před měsícem +2

      @@TheDottiep Oh, I forgot that the Olympics gets late-night coverage. Bummer.

  • @MadDragon75
    @MadDragon75 Před měsícem +21

    "Soulless" 😆👍

  • @zenseed75
    @zenseed75 Před měsícem +14

    You are the only one who literally makes me LOL.

  • @klombos7339
    @klombos7339 Před měsícem +2

    These comments are like a breath of fresh air. Thank you for the kind words.

  • @mr.pringle8466
    @mr.pringle8466 Před měsícem +11

    Another vacation..? I give up

  • @23pounce
    @23pounce Před měsícem +2

    Oy, Seth! PLEASE do more "Stories We Need Right Now" We need them now more than ever.

  • @MohsinKhawaja66666
    @MohsinKhawaja66666 Před měsícem +2

    Why am i having flashbacks about my blanket and the blue in it and thi midnight blue 💙 🔵 that im wearing in my "ball room" said trump ...

  • @billm6730
    @billm6730 Před měsícem +12

    I haven’t watched yet, but this week’s Corrections better have a shout out to Graphics for that one. Honestly I’m surprised the joke didn’t make Surprise Inspection, but here we are.

  • @KrazyTheiA
    @KrazyTheiA Před měsícem +15

    Rudy's stumble came from the punch line. His rosy cheeks wasn't because of embarrassment

    • @kinss1
      @kinss1 Před měsícem

      Rudy ; There’s plenty of well known people in Alcoholics Anonymous…

    • @whocares2087.1
      @whocares2087.1 Před měsícem

      No, he's not capable of feeling embarrassed

  • @hammerrane5845
    @hammerrane5845 Před měsícem +1

    To all the kind souls here, please keep me in your thoughts and prayers as I work towards better health.

  • @sandramathe164
    @sandramathe164 Před měsícem +90

    Vance was picked BECAUSE he once called trump, 'Americas Hitler'! Trump took that as a great compliment.

    • @lynnlamusga
      @lynnlamusga Před měsícem +5

      Whoa, you just blew my mind.
      That's the God's honest truth. Which is depressingly sad.
      How did I not see that? Of course he would take it as a complement.

    • @jryecart8017
      @jryecart8017 Před měsícem

      DEMOCRAT SPENDING
      $86.6 trillion in spending over 10 years.
      $120 billion in new taxes on American energy producers.
      $900 million to expand the EPA.
      $11 billion for President Biden’s commitment to “international climate finance”.
      $4.4 billion for the Department of Homeland Security’s “climate resilience programs”.
      $8 billion in mandatory funding for AmeriCorps’ American Climate Corps (ACC) initiative to support an additional 50,000 ACC members annually by 2031 to “mobilize a new, diverse generation of… climate resilience workers.”
      SOURCE, HOUSE BUDGET COMMITTEE

    • @natchezbone
      @natchezbone Před měsícem

      🤡

    • @h8GW
      @h8GW Před měsícem +1

      I didn't want to break 69 likes, but this is too damn good and I'd prefer it was me.

  • @mandyinseattle
    @mandyinseattle Před měsícem +2

    9:44 Correction: "the balance in which this joke hangs in" is one too many "in."

  • @ChristinaRicks144
    @ChristinaRicks144 Před 26 dny +2

    I’d vote for you, Seth Meyers, as Secretary of State! Do it!

  • @johnsmith8981
    @johnsmith8981 Před měsícem +5

    Seth we told you not to go, we told you something big would happen while you were gone.

  • @Robert-mls
    @Robert-mls Před měsícem +13

    That dinosaur sold for 44 million

  • @icantollie
    @icantollie Před měsícem +1

    The best jokes are those where Seth's inner Andy Samberg comes out in the impression after the punchline

  • @DetectiveMaxHamm
    @DetectiveMaxHamm Před 16 dny

    The Soul less sneaker joke and the blocking all the swimmers joke still cracks me up

  • @ThestuffthatSaralikes
    @ThestuffthatSaralikes Před měsícem +24

    0:45 THAT’SIT!! I couldn’t figure out resemblance… and no offense to Mr Ferrell, but he looks like a fat bearded Will Ferrell at some angles. Poor Will Ferrell.

    • @lynnlamusga
      @lynnlamusga Před měsícem

      LOL, I can see Will Ferrell doing a JDV parody on SNL. That would be hilarious.
      Like Seth said...
      czcams.com/users/clipUgkxcXyTUU5EbQPFXbZjnSf7XuJh7BMMWiK6?si=2vlL4bc8cwDmaref

    • @alumpyhorse
      @alumpyhorse Před měsícem

      now I can’t unsee it. Poor Will Ferrell indeed

  • @bome9719
    @bome9719 Před 29 dny +4

    I love how a giant national network is like “ we can’t do Olympics AND late night shows at the same time!” Seriously wtf?

  • @lindaswanson9328
    @lindaswanson9328 Před měsícem +4

    Rock tumbler correction coming. Come on, Seth. It's more popular than you think.😉🤣

  • @vickiep4217
    @vickiep4217 Před měsícem +4

    Sheesh. Seth, Stephen and Jimmy are all away and the big stuff happens. They shouldn't be allowed more time off. At least the Daily Show gives a bit of a fix!

  • @Franklinplatt64
    @Franklinplatt64 Před měsícem +5

    “Did you spend the night in a rock tumbler” is the funniest joke I’ve ever heard.

  • @tahraludwig950
    @tahraludwig950 Před 24 dny

    It was the funky doll that had me laughing the hardest!

  • @manipuladoresdafe
    @manipuladoresdafe Před měsícem +2

    This is so well done.

    • @TVFilmFriends
      @TVFilmFriends Před měsícem

      It’d be a tragedy if a whole effin' team of people couldn’t put together a halfway decent show.

  • @wayneeathorne7141
    @wayneeathorne7141 Před měsícem +4

    Rock tumbler!! 🤣

    • @kellyburket6955
      @kellyburket6955 Před měsícem

      Also known as a brass polisher.

    • @annestewart5741
      @annestewart5741 Před měsícem

      Brilliant, huh?! 😆 He's looking very "polished" & "shiny" now! 😳🙄🤣🤪

  • @NamitaRani-im4qf
    @NamitaRani-im4qf Před měsícem +2

    These comments have really lifted my spirits. You’re all amazing!

  • @GoncalodeAraujo
    @GoncalodeAraujo Před měsícem +1

    I’m in awe of this video.

  • @elgamartinez8771
    @elgamartinez8771 Před 28 dny +2

    I'm in need of your prayers and support. Please keep me in your thoughts as I navigate my health journey.

  • @TheAnarchitek
    @TheAnarchitek Před měsícem +6

    JD Vance is the Geraldine Ferraro of 2024.

  • @coleconrad2543
    @coleconrad2543 Před měsícem +4

    Poor Seth, always on break when anything of note happens

  • @1in6win
    @1in6win Před měsícem +3

    Myers really took off at the worst time. He’s gonna have SO MUCH to catch up on.

  • @juancarlosmendoza2566
    @juancarlosmendoza2566 Před 26 dny +1

    Such a captivating upload.

  • @gbjr1978
    @gbjr1978 Před 28 dny +1

    who do I need to talk to about getting more Seth. GEEZ.

  • @jkap34
    @jkap34 Před měsícem +5

    Umm, Seth, 🤓 Hawkeye is a master marksman and swordsman. He doesn't JUST do arrows

  • @Myron90
    @Myron90 Před měsícem +3

    I wonder where they will begin after the hiatus is over...

  • @Omni0404
    @Omni0404 Před měsícem

    1:40 I watched every show this week but legitimately don't remember this joke lol

  • @williamsimonds5429
    @williamsimonds5429 Před měsícem

    Seth, you are the best . . . . and funniest. Best writers ever.

  • @sskillie1
    @sskillie1 Před měsícem

    Mustard pants needs to serve his sentence

  • @lindaswanson9328
    @lindaswanson9328 Před měsícem +3

    Seth is on 🔥 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

  • @yasserabd-ig1nk
    @yasserabd-ig1nk Před měsícem

    The production value is so high. It's like watching a professional show.

  • @lenkacfk7155
    @lenkacfk7155 Před 24 dny +1

    So, Seth, how was your break? Nothing much happened while you were gone, right? 😂😂😂

  • @Toxicalice
    @Toxicalice Před měsícem

    Seth, I mean this from the bottom of my heart, you look like the live action version of Mr. Burns in your twilight years.

  • @FernandoOceano-fu2ej
    @FernandoOceano-fu2ej Před 26 dny

    I'm reaching out for your prayers and support. Please keep me in your thoughts for a speedy recovery.

  • @ItcourseSupportuz
    @ItcourseSupportuz Před měsícem

    The dedication and hard work really pay off in these videos.

  • @justjackie7272
    @justjackie7272 Před měsícem +1

    AUGUST 12TH SEEMS TO LONG 😢 BUT I GOTTA WAIT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE !!!!
    hurry up August 13th 🎉🎉🎉🎉

  • @mgjk
    @mgjk Před měsícem +2

    I almost watched Colbert!

    • @SweenyLand
      @SweenyLand Před měsícem

      Same man, times are tough, I watched him for like a few minutes then remembered how much worse he'd gotten. At least the daily show is putting out some decent content!

  • @mariexichen1136
    @mariexichen1136 Před měsícem

    With the craziness going on, I really need Seth to come back! When he does, can we talk about JD Vance’s eyeliner?
    (ᵔ́ ꇴ ᵔ̀)л̵hahahahaha

  • @JaneenFebles
    @JaneenFebles Před měsícem

    He looks like the Gerber Baby 😂

  • @raylipschitz5297
    @raylipschitz5297 Před měsícem +4

    Cant wait to see Seth again next monday.

    • @Goblinkatie
      @Goblinkatie Před měsícem

      It can’t get here fast enough.

  • @plumerjr
    @plumerjr Před měsícem

    My wife and I just saw you at the Cape Cod Melody Tent(Hyannis ,Massachusetts), We loved your show. Thank you!

  • @1fires1
    @1fires1 Před měsícem +2

    JD Vance is the son that Trump never had.

  • @davewebb9452
    @davewebb9452 Před měsícem +2

    Everybody in Graphics gets a raise for that sheep.

  • @erikg8526
    @erikg8526 Před 24 dny +1

    Oh boy, ya'll ready for tonight? I'm psyched, how the hell are they gonna cover the last three weeks

    • @SweenyLand
      @SweenyLand Před 24 dny +1

      I am straight up JONESING

    • @erikg8526
      @erikg8526 Před 24 dny

      @@SweenyLand THANK YOU! Like, first weekend off and Biden drops out I was like "THIS IS BECAUSE SETH IS ON BREAK, ISN'T IT??!"

  • @dravencastle284
    @dravencastle284 Před měsícem +2

    How would you and your brother like to go on a walk with me. Call it a road trip. Lol

    • @annestewart5741
      @annestewart5741 Před měsícem

      Gotta invite Kevin Nealon along, too. 😁 (Hey, are you Australian? A Walkabout came to mind when you said that!)

    • @dravencastle284
      @dravencastle284 Před měsícem +1

      @@annestewart5741 no but I will be soon.

    • @dravencastle284
      @dravencastle284 Před měsícem

      @@annestewart5741 look for these.

    • @annestewart5741
      @annestewart5741 Před měsícem

      @@dravencastle284
      Depending on Nov. results?

  • @JasonDeline
    @JasonDeline Před 26 dny +2

    Why do I keep getting new content badges for this channel when there isn't any?

  • @TheAnnArnold
    @TheAnnArnold Před měsícem +2

    Dang! Vacation again!????

  • @lorrainelonardo975
    @lorrainelonardo975 Před 24 dny

    Missed your Closer Look
    and News!!

  • @anro7137
    @anro7137 Před měsícem

    Graphics, you made my Friday night!

  • @GalakStarscraper
    @GalakStarscraper Před 28 dny

    Please come back soon Seth!

  • @AnimeGirl-fc1ni
    @AnimeGirl-fc1ni Před měsícem +2

    'hate to be that guy but.....JD Vance looks EXACTLY like Taran Killam from ABC's Single Parents and I hate that so much!
    I really liked the show and Taran's character Will Cooper. He is literally the opposite of Vance, dude really spoke to my amateur "weather boi" heart and now Vance has ruined him for me forever!
    But enjoy your three-week break, Seth and crew! And congrats on the well-deserved Emmy nomination! Even if you guys don't win you'll still have our love and support for making these past 10 years bearable and I think THAT really is something that can't be taken back. Peace! 😋❤✌

  • @toolshed1979
    @toolshed1979 Před měsícem +1

    Please help me Seth. I am in serious need of more of your Rudy Giuliani. I have a fever…

  • @vlite7215
    @vlite7215 Před 29 dny

    There is so much to catch up on at this point.

  • @annestewart5741
    @annestewart5741 Před měsícem

    Thursday... Bravo!!! You all *slayed*, Seth & writers! 👏🤩 For your consideration... 😁✨️🏆✨️

  • @bobknip
    @bobknip Před 29 dny +2

    Why does CZcams keep showing a dot on this channel multiple times a day, as if there's something new, while there isn't? This has been happening for weeks (months?) and only with this channel in my subscriptions.

  • @shannonfrey7311
    @shannonfrey7311 Před měsícem

    You all have made a difference with your kind words. Thank you!

  • @DianiBichara
    @DianiBichara Před měsícem

    Bananas are awesome!

  • @samuelloyd2540
    @samuelloyd2540 Před měsícem +4

    Fellow Jackals, it's time for a Pointless Crocodile Fact.
    The Orinoco Crocodile is critically endangered with only 250-1500 left in the wild. #savethecrocs
    This has been a Pointless Crocodile Fact.