THIS IS AMERICA 2 | Jacksepticeye's Funniest Home Videos
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- It's that time again to laugh your faces off at Jacksepticeye's Funniest Home Videos!
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“Stay at home” truly ahead of its time.
We have to now...
Jack is truly a psychic
XD Seán predicted the FuTuRe
that one music channel The Instagram memes saying that the simpsons predicted everything😂😂
Jack to the future
Jack's impression of Felix is absolutely flawless. no joke
Lol true
What do you mean? That wasn't Felix?
Felix was hosting this episode?
K-Dog uijyhhn
@Wesley Willett that ain't how it works and it's we gain a sub if you're a fellow communist
3:10 "Don't go out on the 15th; the world will end"
March 15th, 2020 the world ended
GODDAMNIT GOAT
Holy goat shit
WHAT
That was when the Fire Nation attacked.
Bruh that was my birthday 😭
Im sad now :(
“It’s me, your dad”
Me: “Dad!? Did you come back with milk for my Cheerios?”
old joke
It isn’t.
@@matthew-ld4ce Its still funny
On a scale of 1-10 how stale are the cheerios now
@@XlXClips you play roblox so shut the fuck u
DAD WHEN ARE YOU FINALLY GONNA COME BACK FROM THE STORE
Can't find the right smokes
Omg this is so sad, Alexa play Despacito.
@@jacksepticeye
Jack I know you won't see this. But I want to say it.
It is one of my biggest dreams to meet you irl and tell you how much we love you. How happy you make me. And brighten up my day. And I want to give you a hug. And because this is me.... Dolphin Balls!!! :P
@@potluckanimations7633 same
@@jacksepticeye u have been gone for 3 years
Jack: "its me your dad"
Me: "Why did you leave me when I was born"
😂
.....
Izuku, no
I ask my father that question on every one of my birthdays.（ ＾ν＾）
XD
"Don't go outside on the 15th!"
Me sitting watching this on the 15th during a pandemic: Damn. This goat is amazing.
Me reading it on the 15th damn This goat is amazing
i actually thought about this oml XD
Why is no one talking about how good Seán looks in this video? He put on a nice shirt. He did his hair. The facial hair is neat. He looks great!
Fr, I was blushing
Yea ! He remind me an android for some reason 😅
I’m glad I’m not the only one lol
omg fr, I keep coming back to this video because he looks so damn fine here
His impression of pewds tho... I'd believe that it was him
JACK LIKED IT... I'm fangirling so hard rn
+jaymon99 Please stop being so hateful. You're right, and I apologize to anyone that I may have offended. But he's a big inspiration to a lot of people, including me. But I do want to know... Why would you just assume that I'm a woman?
jaymon99 dude idk if you know that jack has a fan base...so people will get happy if they get noticed by their inspiration
Wait, if Pewds was Swaggersouls, does that mean Jack is Swaggersouls?
Do a part 2 plessssssss 😁😁😉😁😁😁😁😉😉😁😉😉😉😁😁😉😁😉😁😉
The goat said this "subscribe to Jacksepticeye or I will scream in your ear." Much love 💚
Maybe just maybe
Maybe he could've revealed a secret kept by goats which could've saved humanity from a goat invasion
But nahhh he definetly said subscribe to Jack
11:14 “what the hell did this guy do?”
he tried to out-pizza the hut.
"pizza the fuck?"
"Stay at home, and watch funny home videos" that's what we call "foreshadowing"
When jack said ‘Alexa this is so sad’ my Alexa said
“Sorry say that again”😂😂😂
This is so sad Despacito play Alexa
Imagine if people thought that the "Jack ignores crying fan" was legit and started disliking this video.
they did lol
@Aaron Fay So were thousands of people bro
@@tangytim6699 ok so
@@celam5761 It's not special or notable. In other words, nobody cares
@Aaron Fay nice
As a Greek I feel the need to translate... The goat is saying THE END IS NIGH!!!!
Thank you, very informative
As a person with lots of goats I can confirm the goat is trying to say. Hay food you got food whatcha doin there you got food if u not gonna feed me whatcha doing huh food food fooooooooooood. Lol. All goats care about is food. Lol
Why does jack look like he's gonna convince me to join his cult
An Irish potato cult 😂😂
Hey, that's Toss Boy's job!
Give in to your temptation's and join the Irish cult
Wait, that's his replacement for the Coca Cola sponsor AND his coffee company!
Ramero Mania I’ll join
"dont go outside on the 15th the world is going to end"
*he didnt specify which month of which year*
SEAN CAN PREDICT THE FUTURE
Every.
HREVEVV CB ISHWVEHEHE JRJR VHE PREDICTED THE FUTURE
Well it’s almost Dec 15, 2020
*I LIVE IN CONSTANT FEAR*
Imagine his parents knocking on the door, coming in the room to see him recording, and they just see 5:06
I legit had to look at the date when he said “don’t go out” and be like, okay this is *pre-covid*
Jack: “It’s me, your dad.”
Me: **whispers** B O O G Y W O O G Y W O O G Y.
Why did I get this so fast
You're not my dad!!!!!
Dominic Lussier
”Daddy?” ”DO I LOOK-”
my name is coolcat and i love all kids
Tricky Kitten *yeet
Jack: "Alexa, this is so sad."
My Alexa: *activates* "I can play despacito if you'd like."
That's genuinely the best comment ive seen
That moment a reply gets more likes than the comment
I choked in my food thanks
@Nobody choking in your food is very mean, imagine if someone choked in you
K9-EXDX lmao
If anyone is still wondering what the goat was saying,
that is a buck in rut (breeding season) and he is saying "I'm really sexy, and so are you", but probably in more vulgar terms.
He also said after that it was
"You know the rules, and so do I"
Goddamnit
"yew wont sum fuk?"
@Kevin Corbat wut
Swiggity swooty
When he said "Stat at home". I thought for a second that this was recent.
Holy shit...
Jack, that is the best damn Felix impression I've ever heard xD
Even better than Felix?
Slayer Games
Jack does any impression better than Felix lol
Alexa... This is Epic, play Despacito 2.
That little “hello” at the beginning XD I wasn’t expecting it
DESPASITO 2
HELLO VSAUSE HERE
Anyone else hear the little “heloooo” right after he said that? Lol
The person who said "helloo" was Wiishu. I think...
AlysaMae11) same 😂😂😂😂😂
Jack 2018: It's all about spreading "positivity"
Pandemic in 2020: did someone say POSITIVITY!?
Oh man your comment hits me so well a
The goat probably was trying to tell us Covid-19 was coming 😂😂😂😂
This is Antarctica.
This is Antarctica.
Penguins be slipping down.
Penguins be slipping down.
Icebergs be melting now
Polar bears take the crown.
This is nigeria
they need to stop drilling the iceberg
I'm trerrifyed by the first clip
Welcome back to Jackspedicey’s Honeyest Foam Videos!
My little lefs have come back with more may mays!
that sounds like a base show where people go to a stage and try different foams
I bet people didn’t even notice, but when Jack is saying No, No, No, it shows on his webcam the play button to restart the video, nice attention to detail whoever edited this
I speak fluent goat and it said:
"TOP OF THE MORNIN' TO YA LADDIES! I'M JACKSEPTICEYE!"
Jack is the GOAT so confirmed
Jack: stay home
2020: write that down write that down!
2020: *it's the most brilliant idea ever let's do it years after jack SPECIFICALLY SAID STAY HOME*
@Harry Miles Yes but the pandemic started in March 2020
😐😪😥
2022: hold my beer
"I cant live in that awkward silence"
*talks to himself in an empty room full of wires and computers*
Doesn't that make it more true though?
@@bluhmer1990 wait u saying he's dead or what.
DID ANTI GET TO HIM ALREADY
@@yeethot6275 No, I was pointing out that he was preventing silence.
True
11:30 He probably ran a stop sign, the fool
9:31 I STARTED LAUGHING SO HARD AND OVER THE WHOLE so called interweave I WAS JUST LAUGHING HARDER AND HARDER AND IN THE END I WAS CRYING LAUGHING.
10:36 Jack's worst fear...
SILENCE!
HE NEEDS THE LOUD!
WE NEED TO SCREAM
SKREEEEEEEEE
*_SKREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE_*
bored? .anyone?.
you can find on amazon: teaching books (paramedic), emergency cases, bags, all kind of equipment. time 2 learn first aid measures + emergency medical services.
good jobs 4 kids: youth firefighter program. junior firefighter training activities. junior program ems !
giveaways? sponsoring + support? (4 friends, employees, customers etc.) first aid or medic courses, medical literature, + psychological first aid, equipment? (one way keyring resuscitation masks, pocket masks, AED, nitrile gloves (hygienics, diseases, protection), ambu bags?, CPR simulators? stifnecks?, diagnostic lamps, pulse oximeters, stab protection vest, cs gas defense spray, bulletproof vest, seatbelt cutter etc.)
smoke detectors? carbon monoxide detectors? fire blanket, structural fire prevention? fire suppression systems? + installation? instructions?
infrared sight 4 lifeguards, firefighters or first responders?
3 amazing tools: portable hydraulic strongarm 4 firefighters etc, hands free thermal vision (in mask imaging system), in mask heat vision (temperature display etc)
there are more amazing tools!
fire extinguishers 4 everyone? every home? (+ child safety device!) + fireproof clothing? + cap, gloves, safety glasses etc
(note: there are different types of fire extinguishers and application fields! powder, foam, water etc)
become a paramedic instructor in future? firefighter? + pump operator (+ driver) ? high angle rescuer? ambulance driver or nurse?
surgery nurse? geriatric nurse? ambulatory care?
(+ specializations? in several areas? wound care management, hygienics, instructor, first aid etc)
midwife? or dental assistant ?
shuttle service? (disabled people, seniors, wheelchair user)
towing service or animal protection ?
at least
support animal welfare organizations? sponsorships??
(animal aid unlimited org, hsi org, sea shepherd org)
animal shelters in your area need money 4 food, maintenance work, expansion, staff, new vehicles, security staff, etc.
trips? beach trips? parks? poor dogs :(
(create new jobs? build new sanctuaries?)
or go vegan ?
potato, zucchini, paprika, cucumber, tomato, rice, fries, ketchup, baked bread etc?
hey its animal friendly :)
support a protectory? orphanage ? (money 4 disneyland trips or playstation 4?
parking problems? smart parking solution com
think about the environment. in your city. seriously
ecology minded!
+ clean-up operations?
bushes, parks, streets, lakes?, seas?, oceans?
(you can use hand nets, nitrile gloves. self protection!)
But how does he sleep at night cause it’s silence
@@JimboStripe Too deep bruh.
Jack: ''Stay at home''
Me watching this during quarantee: A
yes
E
@TheIgors20 wha
Yep
I was about to make this comment but..
Yeah..
Jack really has made the best series ever you don’t have to avoid laughing and hurt your insides so much you can just laugh and have a good time with good old Jacksepticeye
0:00
Anybody gonna talk about how when Jack said hello there was a voice that said hello back?
Also...
Jack, stop activating my Alexa! You made her open Tiktok!
Stfu
oh shit ur right
Jack: *Hates first video*
Also Jack: *Likes next video where the pug almost sounds like the first video*
I can't be the only one thinking this.
😂 it maybe the faces that was scary. 😂
XD
I had a FEELING that I wasn't the only one.
Jack said he laughs at everything as well.
This is a meme
To do list:
1.Get a chicken
2.Get a big ball
3. Train the chicken to walk on the ball
4.Once chicken is successfully trained record it and send it to jack.
5.The chicken now has no purpose but keep it anyway because I’ve grown too attached.
Once the chicken can stand on the ball you have the Tottenham crest
I don’t watch this guy how crazy is his comment section
Joseph Nicholls Pretty damm weird. im not even subbed to him anymore cause he ain’t that funny to me anymore. Not too bad though.
Science and Music ok thank you
yeeeeees
“LUB LUH LUH LUHB”-some random goat on the internet
The "This Is America 2" skit was the funniest thing I've seen in a while! Good Stuff!
It's by Flyingkitty go check them out!
@@ananthakrishnasajeev1749 Thanks!
“It’s me your dad.....” when he said that I didn’t have my headphones on and my dad was like “WHO IS THAT?!” And I bursted out laughing 😂
OMG that totally happened to me before! X(
I mean x)
Top 10 anime betrayals
jack "its me yur dad"
me i wish u were
Same then I could have a family again
Yeah
thats sad
Same but I would be worried since he is 28 and im 27
*your*
The goat is trying to assert his dominance and the only thing keeping that guy from being head butted is that fence lol
Sean: “Stay at home!”
The comments now: *”𝑰 𝒏 𝒕 𝒆 𝒓 𝒆 𝒔 𝒕 𝒊 𝒏 𝒈”*
Can you do that interesting on mobile?
🚷▫
Tina Atkins
no
bruh
Practicing 40 hrs I see...
I have to say, Jacksepticeye’s Funniest Home Videos is WAY better than America’s Funniest Home Videos!😄
GirlGaming1324 true
GirlGaming1324 hell nah it isnt. Jack is still funny tho
What about whose line?
Way better than meme review :|
@@MatthewJones-cl1sb Why so mad kiddo. Did you get rejected in school 😭 it's ok hun
I remember my dad telling me how a bit before I was born, my family had this Elmo jack-in-the-box (cause older sisters). But this Elmo in a box was electric. Apparently, it would randomly spring all the time, especially at night. Now my oldest sister, who was like 2 at the time, would cry at a leaf blowing by. When she cried, my other sister would start crying too. One day, the Elmo in the box sprung out of the blue, causing my oldest sister to start crying, which also caused my other sister to cry. My dad then grabs the Elmo and chucks it into the woods. It was never seen again.
Oh my gosh those kids melted my heart! So precious!
I think Robin loves these videos too, because he gets to go nuts with the editing!
I think robin hates these videos, because he has to do loads of editing
You can’t tell me what to do dad!
(10 minutes later; sobbing)
I’m sorry!
Lol
Jesus
This is so sad...
Alexa, play Despa-
Nta 9wade
cito
“Stay at home.”
jack you predicted the fucking future
My entire day is amazing now because I started watching jacksepticeye’s funniest home videos
Sean: “It’s me, your dad”
Me: You’re my dad! Boogie woogie!!
mcr
@@brodyquest02 Yep.
I wanna
Thank you. I needed this
vine doesnt exist anymore let go
Jack: “it’s me you’re dad”
Me: “well.... I mean I don’t know my dad so” 😅
High five
MOOD
same here
Same here
Same here
Been going through a tough time right now and have been binging your LAUGH videos, thanks Seán :)
I love how he put "Funny" in the thumbnail as if we didn't already know it's gonna be funny
No dad I left home for a reason😡
1:13 I see why...
@@bzboy21 yeah that's exactly why
I agree id leave home if I hird or saw that
@@melberg0702 1:50 🤔 umm...
@@bzboy21 I mean that'd be a factor
You know it’s gonna be a good day when jack uploads Funniest Home Videos
You mean a honiest foam video.
Ive been enjoying going through this series again
"Don't go outside on the 15th. The world's gonna end."
march 15, 2020:
Jack: “ it’s me your dad.”
Me: “ Dad?! Your back!”
Me: Crying *
the hell
Wtf dude
Why tf you crying so damn loud?
Sans the Demon • awwww
This is SO SAD....
Can we have 1 million likes :(
"Stay at home" he said to the introverted teenage girl that never leaves her house.
JACK HAS SPOKEN
So he has Willed it.... So *It Shall Be*
Sorry, friends! I cant go out tonight. Jack said i have to stay home.
Jack has officially validated my lifestyle
Wow look at all these quirky introverted people. Like hell your introverted. 10000 other girls say that and what do you know? It’s a fat lie. Disgraced
@@skipper7316 Lol who hurt you man?
I was really feeling down(I still am) but you made me laugh and I’m really happy for that. Thank you.
"Stay at home" in 2020 and 2021 hit different.
I cant stop looking at his hair:| _its so fabulous_
Yes
True
That Pews impression is spot on!
I was about to write the same :D He NAILED it!
what impression
2:19 is an old school pewds impression.
This video is where I first found out who flying kitty was, I was watching this when I was recovering from a surgery back early 2019 and this part made me laugh the most!
I adore itty-bitty baby Jack 😂 "I'd keep that under wraps" 😂
jack: it's me your dad
me: YES
You got me...
That's what I was thinking
He finally came back after 11 years. He went to get milk.
Dude I wish, my dad sucks
Honestly I wish. 1. I wouldn't be in America. 2. My dad is total shit.
It’s late. It’s dark. I’m alone. I was *NOT* ready for the first video.
That's a mood
migrainel-/ same 0-0
migrainel-/ SAME
Same
Lol
Jack: *gets an ad on his video*
Me: *goes to close it by instinct and then feels stupid*
0:00
Jack: Hello...
Random Voice: Hellooooo!
Sean: It's me...
Me: Dad?
Sean: Your dad.
Me: Where were you when I was 6?
Oof same
relatable
Bruh same
FOREHEAD DADDY
Oof same
1:42 when you realize that school is coming up and you can't binge watch jack's videos all day
ME
I fucking do it anyway. My school thinks I'm a sweet little angel.
They trust me to much. 😈
School started today for me 😑
Lol. So true
@@marisolm.1941 RIP I start school Monday
The "Jack ignores crying fan" video was great 😂
“LETMEOUT” quarantine is boring
Jack, if you ever see this, I just want to let you know that your videos are amazing, and they always make me laugh and happy! You are an amazing person!
he seen it
OMG he's seen it
O shit Im so happy for you
You’ve been acknowledged. Praise
WonderCat TM Thank u! Im happy too!
Jack: “hello”
Random person in background : ‘“hello’”
Exactly are we the only ones who noticed ?
Like 40 people of all
I thought I was hearing things
@@wolfychant4959 same
I heqrd it also XD
11:40 i remember that chase. It all started when they ripped off a matress tag without buying it. Can confirm, I was the barber.
I come back to this video and I'm on a really bad trip and I just come back to this video and I realized that Jack's smile and charisma is what brings us back here ....he's face that just kinda shows that we real people and we all have that silly person in us for awhile and it's ok ....we don't have to hide who we are because we express what we feel....sure he's being over the top sometimes but that shows that he's just having fun ...we having fun we be silly and we being ourselves ...that he's like us ...he's not trying to be someone he's not...he's being happy ...and that's what we all strive to be...and just like that...I realized I'm not having a bad trip anymore ...and u know what ...tomorrow imma show my best friend this comment and he's gonna wonder the same thing ...and that will be a wonderful thing.
Police officer: Sir this man stole all of the doughnuts at dunkin's
Police chief: SEND THE FORCE!!!!
YAS lol! You win the internet sir! :D
Dunkin' Donuts went bankrupt and are now a new buisness known as DayNight Donuts. R.I.P Dunkin' Donuts
Bro that's fucking hilarious
*101 like.*
*instant regret but it was worth it because his is a good comment*
the donuts are going, going, and gone, the police are pissed as fuck xD
*LET JACKSPEDICEY HOST LWAIY*
Yes
its should be called lmaiy
And Pewds with Funniest Home Videos
Up vote!!!!
“Stay at home” jacksepticeye is truly seeing the future
jack looks the best in this hairstyle and you can't change my mind
Jack: it's me you're dad
Me: so I'm adopted
Yeah. He adopted 21 and a half million people.
@@chelseaellish961 Lol he got the joke but you didn't seem to get his so take this r/wooosh
@@chelseaellish961 He did though lmao.
@@chelseaellish961 no you're the r/wooshed here.
"4, 6, 9, age is just a number. "
If age is just a number than eating poo... Is just a fashionable dessert 😊😉😐
*FBI OPEN UP!*
O shit it's da cops
So is the amount of years your in prison.😐
any age is just a number
I get so happy when either of my dogs or cats sneeze and I’m just so proud of them
i love segments with the animals
Since he didn't do it I'll do it for you.
TOP OF THE MORNIN TO YA LADDIES!
It just dont have the same ring to it.
*cries coz jack died too*
You forgot the laddies
Laddies
Since he didn't continue i Will make the title
R AND A LAB! Game dev tycoon part 8
You know i had to do it to em, i thought he would say that
Jack: I'm your dad
Me: but my dad thinks I'm doing homework right now
A.R.M.Y BTS Okay, that was a good one. Solid chuckle. xD
Same as my mom xDD
The closed captions for this video are hilarious!
Jack/bossest boss of all bosses can’t deal with awkward silence so that is why he yells so much lol your the best jacksepticeye
The goat is trying to say watch jacksepticeye's Funniest Home Videos
Brad 1 or 2 would have edited that in
For Jack and others who dont speak fluent goat, obviously the goat is saying subscribe to Jacksepticeye.
yes
YES
@@mooneyez6004 your welcome for the translation :)
Man, five years ago. How time flies.
That first clip had me dieing laughing 😂
*T W E N T Y E I G H T S T A B W O U N D S*
T H A T ' S A L O T O F D A M A G E
um uh no one oh ok um sorry for asking
No I did not give him consent for death my choice
I CUT THIS HUMAN IN HALF
What is this comment section