Italian here. That pizza is still better than a large chunk of pizzas I've seen online. Honestly, if it wasn't for the look of the bottom it would have been totally fine, especially for the price
Bro, bad pizza just hits different sometimes. Like, sure, I could go to a local pizza place and get some top tier pizza, but sometimes you're just craving a Jack's frozen pizza.
@socalbarbie1040 You know like how ice water tastes normally versus how ice water tastes when you been doing brutal sweaty yard work for hours and really need it? It's like that but with an emotional need instead of a physical need.
@@Virjunior01yes but typically they will go out of their way to make it look as nice as possible taking their time to pretty it up garnish etc it all. Which doesn't look like what their food would look like during say a dinner or lunch rush.
Thats exactly how infelt about columbian marching powder. Been sober 15 years now, health is great but id he lying if i said my life was more interesting now compared to then. Good times.
I love Saizeriya unironically. Great place for a cheap meal, with unlimited rice and drinks (free refills are not common in Japan). Melon soda and lemon sours all night long
" (free refills are not common in Japan). " -> what do you men by free refils? I find a lot of restaurant in japan who propose to pay a small price for unlimited refils, does that count as free refils? (like gusto or joyfull ) I'm confused because when american (i assumed you are american) use free, it's generaly not free. Maybe it's something i'm too european to understand, i mean no arm.
@@Eldiran1as a New Yorker, to me free refills and a drinks bar like most Japanese family restaurants have are not the same conceptually. Free refills to me are “I order one drink and it gets replaced by a fresh version of the same drink by the waiter/waitress whenever I ask them to as a matter of course”. The Japanese drinks bar as I experienced it is “you pay one price on the menu, and with the honor system, you go over to the soft drink/coffee bar and get yourself as many refills of your drink that you want.” It’s similar, but I think Americans would consider that two different systems
@@GDIGhostStalker The only difference I can see is it when is brought to you and when you get your butt up and get yourself. Otherwise it's exactly the same. ~ American
The cream of corn soup there is the definition of comfort food. Sometimes you're wandering around in Japan and you want a lot of food/wine for not a lot of money: Saizeriya steps up.
@@slwrabbits: In Italian _and_ French "buffalo" means _cow,_ and shares the same root as the English word "beef" (as an old joke goes, it's "cow" because the farmers spoke Saxon, and "beef" because the nobles spoke French). In English, a lot of people then fail to translate "buffalo" because they've been told that buffalo are something else so often that they just assume the people who said so knew what they were talking about.
Pizza can succeed on landing in a good Cheap to Bad ratio, like Little Caesars. They might be bad pizzas, but if its cheaper than it is bad, it might elevate to an actually okay pizza
Yes the 'Quantity (of sorts) vs Quality - Pizza Math. The added in sub-factors variables are: the hunger quotient, the cash quotient, & the loaded-ness quotient. It's a formula that loses validity the older one gets. 😉
That salad is actually a classic English starter known as a "Prawn cocktail" it's probably got something called a Marie rose sauce on it whoch in essence is ketchup and mayo with some paprika
@@asourpo1yphonyIt was invented/popularised (depending on who you ask) by Fanny Craddock(yes, her real name) who was in her pomp around that time so you’re spot on 😂
As someone who regularly has New Haven CT pizza, I also indulge in the occasional Celeste pizza. This seems similar. Not at all quality, but delicious nonetheless
I ate there to experience cheap “Japanese Italian” and I have to say, one of the best cheap eat meals I’ve had. Got the meat and cheese doria, spaghetti “carbonara”, wings and a beer for about £7. Honestly kinda liked the pasta even though it was in a cream sauce and no black pepper. Comes in a wooden bowl topped with something Parmesan adjacent and an egg yolk. Pasta had a nice bite. Left very full and satisfied.
Hi,I'm Italian!👋🏼It's nice to say that in Italian restaurants around the world they cook very good.I just wanted to explain to you that it's normal for spaghetti carbonara to have cream sauce. Everyone has their own recipe. It's the same for me, they could put anything in the carbonara for me:lard,onion,bacon...it just needs to be a carbonara.Famous Italian chefs have different recipes: many use the sauce made with pecorino and yolks(and someone likes parmesan in it),but many also have a variant with cream sauce.Honestly, I think that the way they served it to you, however, is in a fully Japanese style, in Italy they don't put the yolk on the side.I would love to try that kind of Japanese-Italian style carbonara,it looks interesting(and tasty!)🍝🇮🇹Ciao!!!
@@LuLulu-jw3zw that’s true, I think every country has their own way. Sometimes I like to add a whole clove of garlic when I’m cooking the pancetta or guanciale and remove it after so it just flavours the oil. There’s lots of good Italian food in Japan, Italian restaurants are very common. I enjoyed the cheap ones as much as the more expensive ones.
@@tdolan500 Your carbonara looks so good!I do it in this way sometimes,it comes a very tasty dish.I tried a french carbonara one time and it was really good,I think that the restaurant wasn't completely Italian but the pasta was good.There was cream sauce in it.I loved it👍🏼But that pasta wasn't cheap,sadly.Only £7 for Saizeriya food,that's crazy,it's just ~€8!I would like to eat there!!!😭
At Saizeriya, you can add your own ingredients such as black pepper, rock salt, chili sauce, and olive oil. Just walk around the store and you'll find them somewhere.
@@AL-lh2htNah, Italians wouldn’t be caught dead eating the pizza of American childhood- school lunch pizza day, Chuck E Cheese, etc. Or at least that’s how I imagine it is for real Italians.
@@kabob21 Ellio’s pizza, frozen school cafeteria pizza, is taking up space in the frozen food section of my local grocery store, and it’s not being marketed to kids. Pretty sure you’re not going to find an equivalent product in Italian grocery stores.
@@yopyop3241You know that it's not that Americans hate Italian pizza, right? It's hard to find authentic pizza in the States. It's fine if some Italians wouldn't caught dead eating this but how can you expect authentic pizza outside of Italy to be common?
Man i think I have great taste in food but I gotdang love cheap "shitty" pizza. Pizza is really hard to make inedible, even cheap chains usually taste alright.
There's something oddly comforting about objectively mid pizza. Maybe all those of years Chuck E. Cheese and school cafeteria pizza destroyed my taste buds, but I always enjoy having it for some reason.
Yeah. The whole point is it's cheap. People in the comment write "but that's a quality of a microwaved pizza". Exactly, and a price is also close. The price of a proper pizza from oven is around 20$, at least in Germany, where I Iive now. Frozen cost 1.4 - 3.5$
I remember Pizza Man. I don't know if they were nationwide, but they were in Southern California. It was the most god-awful thing you'd never want to eat. It was cardboard with red acid & grease stuck on it. I kid you not. The worst pizza I think I've ever had as an adult is some of the frozen crap that's out there's. I get heartburn just thinking about that stuff. Please don't misunderstand me I'm not a food snob. I've eaten some pretty 'interesting' things in my life...especially with the munchies. So when I say something is crappy....it really is!
for the ones who don’t know this restaurant is basically japanese italian fusion with amazing prices it’s just mad delicious used to be my addiction back in university days since the restaurant is on the first floor of my apartment.
As someone who is trying to be fluent on japanese, I regret to inform there's nothing on the buffalo text that suggests that our dear buffalo friend is named charlotte😢. But she DOES look like she would be named charlotte lol
I slept on Saizeriya for two years. Honestly for the price it's insane, apparently their overseas restaurants subsidise keeping domestic prices low, which is very based tbh
to be honest, it does look EXACTLY like what comfort food is all about: cheap, easy, quick and delicious that takes you back to good memories, loved it
This is basically those 2 dollars frozen pizza you can get at the supermarket. It tastes absolutely frickin awful but in Japan this is considered one of the tastiest pizzas ever.
Went to a place called Pizza Mafioso in Vienna once. Pizza was double the size of that one, properly cooked and made in store and tasted delicious... €2 for it. About €4 in total including my drink. Could not believe my eyes.
Saizeria is actually pretty good for its price. And to be honest the cheese pizza has a lot more flavor than you’d expect. Crazy thing is I just had this 30 minutes ago in Tokyo lol
Sometimes, customizing the rather crappy microwave pizza you get at the store with stuff like better cheese and pepperoni before chugging it into the air fryer is just a vibe.
I saw the clip while scrolling my feed and IMMEDIATELY recognized the Saizeriya plates and pizza… I just got back from Japan and my buddy kept memeing this place so we went like 5 times just to try the whole menu while I was there 😂😂 The garlic bread stix are actually SOOO GOOD tho 😅
I feel like everyone has two favorite pizzas places: a terrible favourite pizza that people usually hate but you just can’t get enough of, and a really good regular crowd pleaser favourite pizzeria
I still remember the pizza from my middle school cafeteria. It was objectively bad, but if i had a slice now it would be like a hug, which is exactly what I'd pass on to the time traveler who brought it to me.
If this pizza place was in an old brick building on a back alley in Brooklyn though Dave is giving this pizza an 8.2 though, everybody knows the rules.
I love Saizeria though, it low key slaps. It is comfort food, and the prices are great. The chicken wings and sausages are good, and refill sofa fountain!
It is honestly one of the most disappointing pizzas I've ever had. It's not bad. The ingredients are good and it has flavor, just not what I think anyone thinks of when they hear "pizza". Can't beat that price though.
I might be wrong but it seems to me that most Japanese pizza isn't often what westerners (in North America or Italy) would think of as a conventional pizza. It definitely seems like its own thing in Japan. Not bad or anything but very different.
@@grawman67 I don't think I really agree. They don't do anything that is very different from a traditional. It's flat bread, tomato sauce and cheese. They just tend to do things that a traditional wouldn't such as a very undercooked undercarriage and little to no cheese and sauce. The spices are there, but lacking, like everything else.
@@upg5147 Ahh, I see. That's why I said I may be wrong. I know some Japanese pizzas have unconventional toppings like corn and other things so it gave me the impression of largely being pretty different from western ideas of pizza besides the general idea of a baked crust with sauce and toppings. Thanks for clarifying for me!
This restaurant is my favorite Italian restaurant. I used to eat at it very often in Hong Kong. Brings back the memories. I love their Buffalo cheese pizza but arguably my favorite part are the free soft drink refills. Mom would always scold me for drinking too much soft drinks.
Saizeriya in smaller towns don't have the online order option. You have to write the menu item code on a piece of paper, ring the bell and a server will confirm the order with you.
Pizza is pizza in my eyes,regardless of price. Even the cheapest slice can be the best thing you’ve ever tasted,it all just depends on how tight your financial leash is.
I LOVE SAIZERIYA, it exists in China too and i used to go there almost everyday with my family, because other than the pizza the food is so good. It's amazing and has such a big variety.
Saizeriya is amazing and anyone who says otherwise hasn't been peckish for cheap food after 9pm. It's open late, cheap, and just a good eat when you're in that later night hunger
Nah this is my childhood 😭😭😭 This pizza will always be an icon and a favorite no matter what! My mom used to take me to saizeriya all the time and their pudding is the best
I looove cheap pizza! A $2 slice of pepperoni pizza from the gas station with one of those little ranch packets and a fountain drink is my favorite lunch lol
For those wondering, in Italian _and_ French (and probably a bunch of other Romance languages), "buffalo" actually means the same thing as the English word "cow" (probably it means bull instead of cow, but that's just a detail). So, any tume you read that Mozzarella is made of "buffalo milk", bear in mind that it's made of _cow milk_ but the translator half-assed the job instead of doing it correctly. Also, the reason we call "American Bison" buffalo is because a Frenchman saw them before any other westerners, so he called them by his language's word for cow. Rather appropriately as it turns out, since the only real interfertility problem is that normal cattle are only half the weight.
I have one down my place and i go there if i wanna eat cheap but not have cheap food. Their pasta is pretty good and their pizza helps with pizza cravings without spending so much.
The quality difference between the top and the bottom of that pizza is one of the wildest things I’ve seen
I'm not a pizza Nazi but the top looks just as bad, straight out of a microwavable frozen pizza box.
I make cheaper and looks better than that as a non taught cook
@@temporaryyname8368She never said that bud
@@temporaryyname8368there is no "she" in your life. We know you're maiden less.
I've only ever seen the bottom of a pizza look like that when it was a frozen pre-made pizza.
Italian here. That pizza is still better than a large chunk of pizzas I've seen online. Honestly, if it wasn't for the look of the bottom it would have been totally fine, especially for the price
EXACTLY THIS I WAS ABT TO SAY !!! this isn't a bad pizza at all!!
The Japanese can be sticklers for the visual quality of food. That's why this pizza doesn't look as bad as many think.
Thank you for the honesty. Sometimes you just want some shitty pizza. It's good for the soul
Bro, bad pizza just hits different sometimes. Like, sure, I could go to a local pizza place and get some top tier pizza, but sometimes you're just craving a Jack's frozen pizza.
@@evanshaner991”hits different”? What does that even mean ???
@@socalbarbie1040it means he wants to get chlamydia
@socalbarbie1040
You know like how ice water tastes normally versus how ice water tastes when you been doing brutal sweaty yard work for hours and really need it? It's like that but with an emotional need instead of a physical need.
@@socalbarbie1040 it’s like it doesn’t feel the same, typically positive. Does that make sense?
That pizza just got an allergy test
😂 fr that’s what my skin looked like
😂
that pizza looked EXACTLY like the picture too. Props to Japan, Man
There's a law in Japan food pictures must look close to what you actually get
I mean... real restaurants that use pictures generally take photos of their actual dish
@@Virjunior01 true, but they have a picture of the BEST version of that dish, it rarely looks as good when you get it
@@Virjunior01yes but typically they will go out of their way to make it look as nice as possible taking their time to pretty it up garnish etc it all.
Which doesn't look like what their food would look like during say a dinner or lunch rush.
@@Virjunior01every McDonald's burger looks different from the pictures tho
The part about practicing not saying you too when they say enjoy your food, is way too relatable.
"This is terrible and I love it for everything it is" very relatable
That’s what my mom told me growing up
Crackers and ketchup with buffalo mozzarella
Cringe
Thats exactly how infelt about columbian marching powder. Been sober 15 years now, health is great but id he lying if i said my life was more interesting now compared to then. Good times.
After hearing 'Its Pizza Time' I feel like running mach 3 into a pillar that when I destroy it I have to escape the place.
I just hear peted parker
I love Saizeriya unironically. Great place for a cheap meal, with unlimited rice and drinks (free refills are not common in Japan). Melon soda and lemon sours all night long
Meat sauce doria, peperoncino, sausage pizza: 1000 yen flat. Hell yeah.
" (free refills are not common in Japan). " -> what do you men by free refils? I find a lot of restaurant in japan who propose to pay a small price for unlimited refils, does that count as free refils? (like gusto or joyfull )
I'm confused because when american (i assumed you are american) use free, it's generaly not free.
Maybe it's something i'm too european to understand, i mean no arm.
Omocha is undeniably the best buffet j went
@@Eldiran1as a New Yorker, to me free refills and a drinks bar like most Japanese family restaurants have are not the same conceptually.
Free refills to me are “I order one drink and it gets replaced by a fresh version of the same drink by the waiter/waitress whenever I ask them to as a matter of course”.
The Japanese drinks bar as I experienced it is “you pay one price on the menu, and with the honor system, you go over to the soft drink/coffee bar and get yourself as many refills of your drink that you want.”
It’s similar, but I think Americans would consider that two different systems
@@GDIGhostStalker
The only difference I can see is it when is brought to you and when you get your butt up and get yourself. Otherwise it's exactly the same.
~ American
The cream of corn soup there is the definition of comfort food. Sometimes you're wandering around in Japan and you want a lot of food/wine for not a lot of money: Saizeriya steps up.
Charlotte the Buffalo is so cute omg 😭
Unfortunately it doesn't say her name is Charlotte. Its talking about the Italian company who breeds the Buffalo and how they do it ethically
@@rainbowArsonaloh, well, that’s cute too.
Fr
Wait, Italy has buffalo?
@@slwrabbits: In Italian _and_ French "buffalo" means _cow,_ and shares the same root as the English word "beef" (as an old joke goes, it's "cow" because the farmers spoke Saxon, and "beef" because the nobles spoke French). In English, a lot of people then fail to translate "buffalo" because they've been told that buffalo are something else so often that they just assume the people who said so knew what they were talking about.
"You too" is such a relatable thing to say in that situation. Awkward conversation is my superpower.
Lmao the intro music really had me thinking Dave was pulling through for a second 🤣
I was so confused at first lol. I was like I’m I on the right channel?
Dave's not here, man.
That's a 3.2 right there
No crisp, awful undercarriage, needs to be more tight.
Where even are we, Frankie?
Can't wait for Scott to take a trip to Japan for the collab
Dude seriously I thought I clicked the wrong video at at first lmao
Charlotte WALKED so Saizeriya could RUN 💀💀
Pizza can succeed on landing in a good Cheap to Bad ratio, like Little Caesars. They might be bad pizzas, but if its cheaper than it is bad, it might elevate to an actually okay pizza
Yes the 'Quantity (of sorts) vs Quality - Pizza Math. The added in sub-factors variables are:
the hunger quotient,
the cash quotient, &
the loaded-ness quotient.
It's a formula that loses validity the older one gets. 😉
You can add in the drunk/stoned multiplier too.
Bad pizza in the middle of the night is one of the best things ever
Sorry but I legit love Little Caesars and have never called it trash pizza
@@Dexaan That and being hungover 😩
Me at the grocery store. Clerk: thank you, come again. Me: you too.
"If you're Italian, etc, close your eyes.."
Why, it looks fine... *OH MY GOD, WHY?*
😂😂
Yup. Pretty much my exact reaction.
Sorry about that lol
he did warn everyone
I'm Italian and my reaction was exactly like your😅💀Ah ah
"This is horrible. It costs $2.50."
I'll take 4.
Not the rune helm censoring the cherub bro 😭
Rune Full Helm, even :P
Nah I didn't expect a osrs reference
😂 I'm so glad I'm not the only one who noticed the Rune full helm 😂
I respect anyone who is self aware & honest enough to openly love something they know is terrible.
That salad is actually a classic English starter known as a "Prawn cocktail" it's probably got something called a Marie rose sauce on it whoch in essence is ketchup and mayo with some paprika
thanks
That sounds very '50s/'60s
Most pubs have it on their menus as a starter in England and even the big shops sell them as a meal 🤣@asourpo1yphony
@@asourpo1yphonyIt was invented/popularised (depending on who you ask) by Fanny Craddock(yes, her real name) who was in her pomp around that time so you’re spot on 😂
I immediately recognised this, remembered the smell and wanted to vomit
“Loose Thousand Islands” is wild 🏝️
Saizeriya is FIRE, Idc what anyone says! When it's late af and your find one that's open super late... it's a blessing
As someone who regularly has New Haven CT pizza, I also indulge in the occasional Celeste pizza. This seems similar. Not at all quality, but delicious nonetheless
I ate there to experience cheap “Japanese Italian” and I have to say, one of the best cheap eat meals I’ve had. Got the meat and cheese doria, spaghetti “carbonara”, wings and a beer for about £7.
Honestly kinda liked the pasta even though it was in a cream sauce and no black pepper. Comes in a wooden bowl topped with something Parmesan adjacent and an egg yolk. Pasta had a nice bite.
Left very full and satisfied.
Hi,I'm Italian!👋🏼It's nice to say that in Italian restaurants around the world they cook very good.I just wanted to explain to you that it's normal for spaghetti carbonara to have cream sauce. Everyone has their own recipe. It's the same for me, they could put anything in the carbonara for me:lard,onion,bacon...it just needs to be a carbonara.Famous Italian chefs have different recipes: many use the sauce made with pecorino and yolks(and someone likes parmesan in it),but many also have a variant with cream sauce.Honestly, I think that the way they served it to you, however, is in a fully Japanese style, in Italy they don't put the yolk on the side.I would love to try that kind of Japanese-Italian style carbonara,it looks interesting(and tasty!)🍝🇮🇹Ciao!!!
@@LuLulu-jw3zw that’s true, I think every country has their own way. Sometimes I like to add a whole clove of garlic when I’m cooking the pancetta or guanciale and remove it after so it just flavours the oil.
There’s lots of good Italian food in Japan, Italian restaurants are very common. I enjoyed the cheap ones as much as the more expensive ones.
@@tdolan500 Your carbonara looks so good!I do it in this way sometimes,it comes a very tasty dish.I tried a french carbonara one time and it was really good,I think that the restaurant wasn't completely Italian but the pasta was good.There was cream sauce in it.I loved it👍🏼But that pasta wasn't cheap,sadly.Only £7 for Saizeriya food,that's crazy,it's just ~€8!I would like to eat there!!!😭
@@LuLulu-jw3zwahaha you’re the nicest italian i’ve ever seen! love to italy from england 🇮🇹🏴
At Saizeriya, you can add your own ingredients such as black pepper, rock salt, chili sauce, and olive oil. Just walk around the store and you'll find them somewhere.
"Real mozzarela" 😂
It's crazy how rare things can be on the other side of the world.
American Comfort food in Japan 😭😭😂
In the Italian style
@@AL-lh2htNah, Italians wouldn’t be caught dead eating the pizza of American childhood- school lunch pizza day, Chuck E Cheese, etc. Or at least that’s how I imagine it is for real Italians.
@@yopyop3241 You know we Americans don't eat that stuff as adults either right?
@@kabob21 Ellio’s pizza, frozen school cafeteria pizza, is taking up space in the frozen food section of my local grocery store, and it’s not being marketed to kids. Pretty sure you’re not going to find an equivalent product in Italian grocery stores.
@@yopyop3241You know that it's not that Americans hate Italian pizza, right? It's hard to find authentic pizza in the States. It's fine if some Italians wouldn't caught dead eating this but how can you expect authentic pizza outside of Italy to be common?
Damn that's a really good looking pizza for so cheap.
That undercarriage was a crime.
It definitely isn't 😂😂😂😂
Uh, no it's not, lol
Dave Portnoy: WHERE'S THE CHAR ON THIS UNDERCARRIAGE!? H8.1
@@Appaddict01 absolutely 😂
Honestly, sometimes an objectively garbage pizza just hits right where you need it to.
Man i think I have great taste in food but I gotdang love cheap "shitty" pizza. Pizza is really hard to make inedible, even cheap chains usually taste alright.
100%. There is a reason why little caesars is aight. It's pretty shitty pizza, but goddamn is it cheap and even shitty pizza isn't too bad.
There's something oddly comforting about objectively mid pizza. Maybe all those of years Chuck E. Cheese and school cafeteria pizza destroyed my taste buds, but I always enjoy having it for some reason.
Yeah. The whole point is it's cheap. People in the comment write "but that's a quality of a microwaved pizza". Exactly, and a price is also close. The price of a proper pizza from oven is around 20$, at least in Germany, where I Iive now. Frozen cost 1.4 - 3.5$
I remember Pizza Man.
I don't know if they were nationwide, but they were in Southern California. It was the most god-awful thing you'd never want to eat. It was cardboard with red acid & grease stuck on it.
I kid you not.
The worst pizza I think I've ever had as an adult is some of the frozen crap that's out there's.
I get heartburn just thinking about that stuff.
Please don't misunderstand me I'm not a food snob. I've eaten some pretty 'interesting' things in my life...especially with the munchies. So when I say something is crappy....it really is!
for the ones who don’t know this restaurant is basically japanese italian fusion with amazing prices it’s just mad delicious used to be my addiction back in university days since the restaurant is on the first floor of my apartment.
As someone who is trying to be fluent on japanese, I regret to inform there's nothing on the buffalo text that suggests that our dear buffalo friend is named charlotte😢.
But she DOES look like she would be named charlotte lol
is that thing in english there "Lupara," her name??
@@user-zr9hu3tf1y no I think its the name of the Italian company who breeds the Buffalo they get the cheese from
@@rainbowArsonal indeed. Lupara is the name of the company
He uses dry sarcasm often. You’re right, the Japanese text doesn’t say anything about the name. It’s just a joke he is making.
@@dudeabides1532 I agree. He makes jokes like that and understands Japanese so it's not likely he made a mistake.
Charlotte deserves the praise 😭
The rune full helm lmao
Was looking for this 😂
😂😂😂Right?! So glad I wasn't the only one😁😁
After being in Japan for a few months, sometimes you crave a cheap pizza... Saizeryia was a guilty pleasure that I wish was here in the US too.
love that pizza. cheap, fast, good size and not bad
I slept on Saizeriya for two years. Honestly for the price it's insane, apparently their overseas restaurants subsidise keeping domestic prices low, which is very based tbh
to be honest, it does look EXACTLY like what comfort food is all about: cheap, easy, quick and delicious that takes you back to good memories, loved it
I've never been to a Saizeriya (or Japan), but ever since Hikky got laughed at for loving it, I love it too
This is basically those 2 dollars frozen pizza you can get at the supermarket. It tastes absolutely frickin awful but in Japan this is considered one of the tastiest pizzas ever.
That snippet intro tho😂😂😂
I used to make pizzas using naans and a toaster oven. Honestly on par with every pizza chain.
Went to a place called Pizza Mafioso in Vienna once. Pizza was double the size of that one, properly cooked and made in store and tasted delicious... €2 for it. About €4 in total including my drink.
Could not believe my eyes.
saizeriya's doria was my life saver. for only 300 yen, i always leave with a happy stomach and a happy wallet
That's less than 2 $💀
Saizeria is actually pretty good for its price. And to be honest the cheese pizza has a lot more flavor than you’d expect. Crazy thing is I just had this 30 minutes ago in Tokyo lol
Man, I saw the thumbnail and immediately thought SAIZE!!! That doria is legendary as well sheesh
There's something to be said for cheap pizza. It really is comforting.
This video is a cry for help. Sending love, my man; whatever it is, you'll get through it.
looks like it would give me nostalgia to eating pizza in those massive indoor playgrounds when you're 6 years old (and that goes hard, so i'd eat it)
Sometimes, customizing the rather crappy microwave pizza you get at the store with stuff like better cheese and pepperoni before chugging it into the air fryer is just a vibe.
The cadence of your voice is so relaxing, I want your videos to just keep playing in the background of my life.
I've only been to Saizeriya Hong Kong amd not Saizeriya Japan, but if it tastest the sams, it's actually pretty good
I saw the clip while scrolling my feed and IMMEDIATELY recognized the Saizeriya plates and pizza… I just got back from Japan and my buddy kept memeing this place so we went like 5 times just to try the whole menu while I was there 😂😂
The garlic bread stix are actually SOOO GOOD tho 😅
Being Comfort Food MAKES it Good Food
Saizeriya is really good restaurant chain. Cheap price, solid quality of food! I love their grilled wings, herb sausages, escargot, baked risotto
Pizza is pizza. Even when it’s bad, it’s good.
The RuneScape helmet earned my sub
I feel like everyone has two favorite pizzas places: a terrible favourite pizza that people usually hate but you just can’t get enough of, and a really good regular crowd pleaser favourite pizzeria
Waiter : *"Enjoy your food"*
Japaneat : *"You too"*
Waiter : *"You three"*
And that's how Japaneat met his best friend and Charlotte the buffalo xD
I still remember the pizza from my middle school cafeteria. It was objectively bad, but if i had a slice now it would be like a hug, which is exactly what I'd pass on to the time traveler who brought it to me.
If this pizza place was in an old brick building on a back alley in Brooklyn though Dave is giving this pizza an 8.2 though, everybody knows the rules.
With that undercarriage he’d give it a solid 2.😂
Nah no way dude… in NY the only way you can get away with making pizza like that is if you work in the chuck e cheese kitchen lmao
I love Saizeria though, it low key slaps. It is comfort food, and the prices are great. The chicken wings and sausages are good, and refill sofa fountain!
It is honestly one of the most disappointing pizzas I've ever had. It's not bad. The ingredients are good and it has flavor, just not what I think anyone thinks of when they hear "pizza". Can't beat that price though.
“How is it?”
“Well, it’s pizza”
@@inkyisdreaming Saying that would get my hopes up with what I'm about to eat.
If you called it cheesy flat bread with sauce, it's pretty impressive.
I might be wrong but it seems to me that most Japanese pizza isn't often what westerners (in North America or Italy) would think of as a conventional pizza. It definitely seems like its own thing in Japan. Not bad or anything but very different.
@@grawman67 I don't think I really agree. They don't do anything that is very different from a traditional. It's flat bread, tomato sauce and cheese.
They just tend to do things that a traditional wouldn't such as a very undercooked undercarriage and little to no cheese and sauce. The spices are there, but lacking, like everything else.
@@upg5147 Ahh, I see. That's why I said I may be wrong. I know some Japanese pizzas have unconventional toppings like corn and other things so it gave me the impression of largely being pretty different from western ideas of pizza besides the general idea of a baked crust with sauce and toppings. Thanks for clarifying for me!
This restaurant is my favorite Italian restaurant. I used to eat at it very often in Hong Kong. Brings back the memories. I love their Buffalo cheese pizza but arguably my favorite part are the free soft drink refills. Mom would always scold me for drinking too much soft drinks.
JE didn’t have to mention Spider-Man since he already said “It’s pizza time.”🤣🕷️🕸️
You mean the teenage mutant ninja turtles?...
Saizeriya in smaller towns don't have the online order option. You have to write the menu item code on a piece of paper, ring the bell and a server will confirm the order with you.
Takes me back to my childhood school cafeteria pizza days. I lol when you said sickly undercarriage and I love that you loved it anyway.😁
Pizza is pizza in my eyes,regardless of price. Even the cheapest slice can be the best thing you’ve ever tasted,it all just depends on how tight your financial leash is.
Bro the rune helmet 😂
I like how you started with the one bite music
OMG😂 The "you too" back to the waiter that says "enjoy your food" fellow socially awkward ones, UNITE😂😂😂
U too! 😬
Cheap, bad pizza is some of the best comfort food for real.
That’s a 3.4 everybody knows the rules
I LOVE SAIZERIYA, it exists in China too and i used to go there almost everyday with my family, because other than the pizza the food is so good. It's amazing and has such a big variety.
I understand how you can enjoy that pizza. I love the cheap frozen pizzas!
Your voice is so calming lol
Damn that's straight up public school pizza and I'm suddenly nostalgic 😢
Saizeriya is amazing and anyone who says otherwise hasn't been peckish for cheap food after 9pm. It's open late, cheap, and just a good eat when you're in that later night hunger
I like how you started off with
the One Bite Franky music.
im italian and honestly that pizza is making me hungry, looks pretty good. it has the vibes of frozen pizza but much better
(i just wouldn't look at the underside lol)
Absolutely love Saizeriya here in Singapore. Its cheap food that is actually good and great for a quick dine in. Cant wait to try it in Japan
Nah this is my childhood 😭😭😭 This pizza will always be an icon and a favorite no matter what! My mom used to take me to saizeriya all the time and their pudding is the best
I looove cheap pizza! A $2 slice of pepperoni pizza from the gas station with one of those little ranch packets and a fountain drink is my favorite lunch lol
Hehe, the first few seconds of background music reminds me of something!
a ridiculous jerk?
I saw a video that was from a vending machine which I'm pretty sure is Japan's cheapest pizza but this is also surprisingly cheap and nice too.
Terrible pizza is sometimes the best pizza, ngl. This is worthy of a movie night on my period with a heavy blanket.
It's like they say about pizza: if it's good, it's really, really good. If it's bad, it's still good.
it looks great, especially for the price!!
For those wondering, in Italian _and_ French (and probably a bunch of other Romance languages), "buffalo" actually means the same thing as the English word "cow" (probably it means bull instead of cow, but that's just a detail). So, any tume you read that Mozzarella is made of "buffalo milk", bear in mind that it's made of _cow milk_ but the translator half-assed the job instead of doing it correctly.
Also, the reason we call "American Bison" buffalo is because a Frenchman saw them before any other westerners, so he called them by his language's word for cow. Rather appropriately as it turns out, since the only real interfertility problem is that normal cattle are only half the weight.
hey honestly that marketing is pretty damn good. looks like an italian pizza place
Get the escargot and clams at Saizeriya. Eat the snails and then dip the clams in the leftover escargot sauce, great snack.
Love the little RuneScape add ins
I have one down my place and i go there if i wanna eat cheap but not have cheap food. Their pasta is pretty good and their pizza helps with pizza cravings without spending so much.
the shrimp sauce is called marie rose. its pretty much 50/50 ketchup and mayo with some cayenne pepper and paprika powder.
Stuffed with a small community of baby shrimp got me 😂😂
I once went to a pizza shop in a non-touristy part of Italy. For a whole 18inch pie, it was 5 euros..Its wild how cheap places can be
-100 Missed Calls From Italians
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I love the one bite jumpscare and immediate cut at the beginning like the among us game start jingle lmao
Loving terrible food is valid af
As an italian when i went to japan i found surprisingly good pizzas, sometimes even better than the one i had in italy.