How Cannibal Tribes Hunt Humans!

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  • čas přidán 27. 07. 2023

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  • @RealLoneRonin
    @RealLoneRonin  Před 10 měsíci +1477

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  • @ohb1gaming396
    @ohb1gaming396 Před 10 měsíci +37993

    Bro the AI generated pictures Are straight nightmare fuel

  • @TeamExell
    @TeamExell Před 7 měsíci +7943

    "Just one more short before going to bed"
    The short:

    • @HawgWyldFishing
      @HawgWyldFishing Před 7 měsíci +51

      After effects of the short: Fuck sleep, where can I get some stimulants? I'm never sleeping again. 🤣🤣🤣

    • @user-bp2jy1qv7r
      @user-bp2jy1qv7r Před 6 měsíci

      @@HawgWyldFishingonggggggg😂

    • @manmeetrathor
      @manmeetrathor Před 6 měsíci +17

      Me rn. It’s 6am now.

    • @whycars7898
      @whycars7898 Před 6 měsíci +11

      @@manmeetrathorme rn 9 am pulled an all nighter

    • @manmeetrathor
      @manmeetrathor Před 6 měsíci

      @@whycars7898 sleep well soldier. 🫂

  • @saiah_yt795
    @saiah_yt795 Před 6 měsíci +620

    Another way of saying it, “if the crickets shut the fuck up, you pack it the fuck up.”

  • @ramenman2162
    @ramenman2162 Před 6 měsíci +550

    As someone who grew up in Appalachia I was always taught that if something sounded off in the forest, stay calm and get the fuck out…… glad to see thats universal

    • @Liam-lx8xb
      @Liam-lx8xb Před 2 měsíci +17

      My dad says he saw weird people wearing animal skins while out in Kentucky.

    • @unfadingtoast1
      @unfadingtoast1 Před měsícem +4

      @@Liam-lx8xbI’ve never been so glad to live in the suburban West of KY

    • @Liam-lx8xb
      @Liam-lx8xb Před měsícem +2

      @@unfadingtoast1 Emphasis on suburban

    • @Prhmangel
      @Prhmangel Před měsícem +12

      If you hear something, no you didn't. If you hear your name being whispered/called, no you didn't. If you see something, no you didn't.

    • @YouTr1GG3rd
      @YouTr1GG3rd Před měsícem

      @@Prhmangellmfao then your dense and not going very far in this life. Have fun being a loser.

  • @MrJohnathanRebel
    @MrJohnathanRebel Před 10 měsíci +17528

    If you’re ever in the forest, make sure you have a rifle and sidearm.

    • @Kvizy
      @Kvizy Před 10 měsíci +1586

      and remember that changing to your secondary is always faster than reloading

    • @Knight_Twigg
      @Knight_Twigg Před 10 měsíci +627

      ​@@KvizyRemember that using your primary as a projectile is faster than reloading.

    • @3.0699
      @3.0699 Před 10 měsíci +216

      @@Knight_Twiggwow that’s actually insanely smart I’ve never thought about that

    • @MrJohnathanRebel
      @MrJohnathanRebel Před 10 měsíci +136

      @@Knight_Twigg That’s what drum mags are for. Whether you’re using an Ar or Ak with a 75 round magazine or even a .22 LR with 100 round drum with a few extra standard mags, it would be like the Spanish invasion of Mexico where they killed 10’s of thousands a day with muskets and swords.

    • @Mr_Deeeee
      @Mr_Deeeee Před 10 měsíci +48

      Ah just like good ol times of British Empire

  • @Lyxtra
    @Lyxtra Před 10 měsíci +5905

    "Bring up the video of that bear fighting the tribe"

    • @GHBJvic
      @GHBJvic Před 10 měsíci +29

      Perfect

    • @moneybags733ify
      @moneybags733ify Před 10 měsíci +39

      Be original....corny comments for all the lames lol...its getting old and not funny at all

    • @kellthegamer2949
      @kellthegamer2949 Před 10 měsíci

      @@moneybags733ify☝️🤓

    • @307834ST
      @307834ST Před 10 měsíci +23

      The bear suplexed one of the tribe members.

    • @slipperydoorknob9950
      @slipperydoorknob9950 Před 10 měsíci +75

      @@moneybags733ifyNah stop trying to be different

  • @mpfreerider6733
    @mpfreerider6733 Před 7 měsíci +45

    i live in germany and the only dangerous things in the forrest are Karens

    • @tarrabah5775
      @tarrabah5775 Před 2 měsíci +5

      Du DaRfSt HiEr KeInE pIlZe SaMmElN

    • @mpfreerider6733
      @mpfreerider6733 Před 2 měsíci +1

      @@tarrabah5775 😂

    • @MemesterTheMaster
      @MemesterTheMaster Před 12 dny

      But we're talking about the Americas, the land where the ethnic cleansings failed and left them with tribes descendants of the original inhabitants spread out with sometimes little to no knowledge about the outside world

    • @jiggamortice3870
      @jiggamortice3870 Před 8 hodinami

      😂

  • @GroxVFC
    @GroxVFC Před 7 měsíci +26

    watching this in my pitch black dark room about to go to bed

  • @carterguzman4334
    @carterguzman4334 Před 10 měsíci +5574

    Joe be like: is there bears in that place

    • @dennardglover2848
      @dennardglover2848 Před 10 měsíci +21

      Like the bear in the movie The Revenant

    • @moneybags733ify
      @moneybags733ify Před 10 měsíci +25

      These comments are corny and getting old...be original

    • @N2Deep00
      @N2Deep00 Před 10 měsíci +6

      Joe always check under his bed for bears

    • @melmee2235
      @melmee2235 Před 10 měsíci +1

      ​@@moneybags733ify
      I laughed 🤣
      There was a time when if a person didn't like the comment they didn't feel the need to speak on the subject...there was a time when wet blankets kept their fu*kin mouths shut. Now you emotional dimwits think your opinions matter...
      go outside, be productive ,
      mind your own business . No one is better off for reading your reply. Unless you take my advice, in which case you're better off for learning something

    • @dennardglover2848
      @dennardglover2848 Před 9 měsíci +4

      @@moneybags733ify my comment is top tier grade A Idgaf 😂

  • @tekskills
    @tekskills Před 10 měsíci +8252

    You gotta be really scared to jump into the water in that type of situation and crawl out, there could be all kinds of crocodiles and other animals that could eat you.

    • @meerkatjeans8892
      @meerkatjeans8892 Před 10 měsíci +885

      Unfortunately you're more likely to survive those crocodiles than a Amazon tribe

    • @VicioRay
      @VicioRay Před 10 měsíci +68

      @@meerkatjeans8892so true

    • @vicegt
      @vicegt Před 10 měsíci +172

      ​@@meerkatjeans8892at least you know its quick with most Animals.

    • @UncoverAncient
      @UncoverAncient Před 10 měsíci

      ⁠@@vicegtcrocs bite down and drown you slowly. Everything else in there is poisonous. It is not quick.

    • @Tespri
      @Tespri Před 10 měsíci +336

      Humans are the scariest creatures on this planet. You gave better odds with wild animals

  • @revivednecromancer4751
    @revivednecromancer4751 Před 9 měsíci +36

    These AI created tribal pictures are fucking awesome😂

    • @jadeelizabethphillips4169
      @jadeelizabethphillips4169 Před 9 měsíci +1

      What do you mean AI created? What app/website do they use to get these pics?

    • @revivednecromancer4751
      @revivednecromancer4751 Před 9 měsíci +1

      @@jadeelizabethphillips4169 I don't know, all I know is that these are AI generated pictures

    • @spookyprism03
      @spookyprism03 Před 6 měsíci

      ​@@revivednecromancer4751think about that. Computers creating images from scratch

  • @cleancutlawnservice1
    @cleancutlawnservice1 Před 8 měsíci +11

    This guy has really been living life since the backstreetboys🤣🤣

  • @livelife8980
    @livelife8980 Před 10 měsíci +688

    Can you imagine the fear in your heart, Knowing a tribe has you surrounded and may even eat you.,stuff of nightmares

    • @LonerCarl
      @LonerCarl Před 9 měsíci +18

      exactly what the animals feel everyday around humans

    • @mikemogo8583
      @mikemogo8583 Před 8 měsíci +7

      As long as they eat me after I'm dead, I could care less

    • @tillyjackson5817
      @tillyjackson5817 Před 7 měsíci +22

      ​@@LonerCarlIdk my favorite duck at the pond aint scared of people and ive seen him almost get killed out of negligence by idiots

    • @Rr-rb9uv
      @Rr-rb9uv Před 7 měsíci +6

      @@LonerCarlanimals live fine around humans everyday lmfao

    • @olivervosper390
      @olivervosper390 Před 7 měsíci

      ​@@LonerCarlshut up

  • @trippymlgjunkrat5749
    @trippymlgjunkrat5749 Před 10 měsíci +641

    Lesson of the day switching to your sidearm is always faster than reloading

    • @200130769
      @200130769 Před 10 měsíci +1

      Wrong

    • @RitzyRain
      @RitzyRain Před 6 měsíci

      ​@@200130769literally correct tf

    • @joethestrat
      @joethestrat Před 6 měsíci +1

      Lesson of the night: I ain't doin shit in that jungle unless I get at least an AA12.

    • @trippymlgjunkrat5749
      @trippymlgjunkrat5749 Před 6 měsíci

      @@joethestrat fuck that bringing a browning

    • @LOOK1LLA
      @LOOK1LLA Před 5 měsíci

      My rules of playing any fps game 😂

  • @sheromanysooklal8754
    @sheromanysooklal8754 Před 9 měsíci +46

    Why would people even think of going near those Tribes.

  • @ZedEraTZ
    @ZedEraTZ Před 6 měsíci +2

    Pov the fake monkey calls: oOuUhh ooO aAh aaHh💀

  • @danielsdimension7828
    @danielsdimension7828 Před 10 měsíci +682

    The pictures are terrifying. You won't catch me in the jungle with cannibal tribes.

    • @JayzVeez
      @JayzVeez Před 10 měsíci +23

      Yep because they don't exist.

    • @ryanchetty8336
      @ryanchetty8336 Před 10 měsíci +7

      They 100% are too much of the world hasn’t been made like modern society for there not to be

    • @IzayaTijisPrincess
      @IzayaTijisPrincess Před 7 měsíci +22

      ​@@ryanchetty8336Yes but these people are hunters and gatherers not cannibals they dont have goofy terror masks they are mostly fishermen

    • @_.lizziejohnson
      @_.lizziejohnson Před 7 měsíci +19

      @@JayzVeezthey do actually, not all the tribes frequently partake in cannibalism but sometimes they do as a form of spirituality

    • @sudanemamimikiki1527
      @sudanemamimikiki1527 Před 7 měsíci +6

      ​@@_.lizziejohnsonusually they eat their own deceased or deceased enemies.
      There ain't really that much any tribes that make humans part of their daily diet...

  • @keenanmcconnel2451
    @keenanmcconnel2451 Před 10 měsíci +700

    "Jamie, pull up that video of that cannibal bear."

  • @PacNasty0
    @PacNasty0 Před 9 měsíci +117

    They don't eat you - they just open you up to see what you have been eating.

    • @lbctravis
      @lbctravis Před 8 měsíci +9

      you a tribe member or sum? you got the insider information😂

    • @user-no1ey5te9t
      @user-no1ey5te9t Před 8 měsíci

      You sound like you've done that. Are you a mass murderer cannibal?

    • @dudealllava1208
      @dudealllava1208 Před 8 měsíci +18

      ​@@lbctravisThat was one of the tribes that they spoke about in that video. There are other tribes that will literally put a stick through you and cut you up to eat you. There were 2 researchers that got lured into a trap by this tribe, and the girl got cut up and footage got cut, but the camera was found in that spot 10 years later and footage got released.

    • @exrly9691
      @exrly9691 Před 7 měsíci +1

      @@dudealllava1208have u got link?

    • @GregoriousThe1st
      @GregoriousThe1st Před 7 měsíci +2

      @@exrly9691y tf do u want the link

  • @ModestPigeone
    @ModestPigeone Před 7 měsíci +11

    This guy needs to add a “less scary” prompt into the ai generator

    • @Liam-lx8xb
      @Liam-lx8xb Před 2 měsíci +1

      Ong. This shits haunting

  • @mariaraya6551
    @mariaraya6551 Před 10 měsíci +66

    The back music in these videos is so eerie that it takes the horror to an another level.

  • @Dexthesaga
    @Dexthesaga Před 10 měsíci +957

    This episode of JRE was one of the best eye-opening and life defining knowledge dropped from a guy who actually lives when he preaches

    • @marvahuff635
      @marvahuff635 Před 9 měsíci

      See my text. That protection won’t work. They know the jungles, animals, sounds and hiding places better than anyone would. See my other text if they dare print it that typed a few minutes ago. Face death always with bravery. However, here have got to be better solutions than being eaten alive or dead by natives or viruses. Think people, really think. ❤from Marva.

    • @hayden6566
      @hayden6566 Před 8 měsíci +12

      Which 1 is it

    • @rxjhaviell9738
      @rxjhaviell9738 Před 7 měsíci +12

      Cmon man what’s the episode u heard buddy above me 😂😂

    • @orangesock3769
      @orangesock3769 Před 7 měsíci

      ​@@rxjhaviell9738I can't find it either

    • @orangesock3769
      @orangesock3769 Před 7 měsíci +30

      Nvm I found it it's Paul rolile

  • @jedidiahayers
    @jedidiahayers Před 6 měsíci +3

    Bro i was going to bed at 3:25 AM

  • @Gmh-
    @Gmh- Před 7 měsíci +61

    Idk if you know this, but it’d be 100x scarier to them hearing fully automatic machine guns and seeing bombs

    • @joshuapattee2905
      @joshuapattee2905 Před 7 měsíci +2

      Not particularly, bc there's plenty of birds who legitimately sound like a gun when making calls, best example I know 8s the shoebill stork. Shit sounds like an automatic rifle in the distance

    • @haba1715
      @haba1715 Před 6 měsíci +5

      Unless you have multiple people with guns then I still don’t fancy the chances, one guy with a bow and arrow that you can’t see and you’re dead

  • @Skalesthegoat
    @Skalesthegoat Před 10 měsíci +739

    "Oh no, a body of water within crawling depth, how did they find our weakness!?"
    -Jungle people (Probably)

    • @JayzVeez
      @JayzVeez Před 10 měsíci

      I know. Total made-up BS. The story just jumps around all over the place. Starts off with a group of guys scared in the rainforest and then suddnely there were loggers there. Amazing how no-one questions this. There are very few uncontacted tribes left in the Amazon and most are terrified of Westerners especially if they're using heavy duty logging equipment. But this fake dude tries to make out the Amazon to be like a Hollywood movie. I'm amazed Tarzan didn't make an appearance in his BS story.

    • @thundabolt7867
      @thundabolt7867 Před 9 měsíci +42

      In a rainforest any water that deep is a deathtrap, that guy got lucky

    • @Skalesthegoat
      @Skalesthegoat Před 9 měsíci +16

      @thundabolt7867 , yea surley the water had to have been shallow enough not to have caiman or anaconda in it...or worse otters

    • @manealst7249
      @manealst7249 Před 7 měsíci +4

      @@Skalesthegoatotters?

    • @Skalesthegoat
      @Skalesthegoat Před 7 měsíci +1

      @manealst7249 Arrows?

  • @wurd23
    @wurd23 Před 10 měsíci +420

    "we'll pay you to protect the rainforest while we slowly destroy it" no wonder they were trying to kill them

    • @leilawhiteman5053
      @leilawhiteman5053 Před 10 měsíci +14

      Frrr 💀

    • @truckwarrior5944
      @truckwarrior5944 Před 10 měsíci +43

      Do you even know who the dude is? Literally a person fighting the destruction of the rainforest xD

    • @omarwael7613
      @omarwael7613 Před 10 měsíci +8

      ​​@@truckwarrior5944he is a stranger in their home without their permission.

    • @truckwarrior5944
      @truckwarrior5944 Před 10 měsíci +38

      @@omarwael7613 You could have just said "No, don't know the guy, don't know anything about the situation down there and nothing about the tribes he is talking about as well."

    • @omarwael7613
      @omarwael7613 Před 10 měsíci +4

      @@truckwarrior5944 all kinds of forests, animals and jungles have survived for thousands of years untill they met his kind of people and since that moment everything has been destroyed and extincted, so, I don't have to know him particularly, but I know for sure that strangers from his kind can't be trusted.

  • @josephcollins7393
    @josephcollins7393 Před 9 měsíci +5

    You better worry about Dogman and Bigfoot in any woods

  • @williamgillberg3667
    @williamgillberg3667 Před 7 měsíci +2

    The sentence structure in this speech fried my brain. I have no idea who shot who and who got mad at who

  • @Quebiafifisus
    @Quebiafifisus Před 10 měsíci +14

    Bro actually changed my whole plan for next week

  • @sunitajyani5171
    @sunitajyani5171 Před 10 měsíci +95

    Me watching this at 1 am 💀

    • @Legends-Gaming5135
      @Legends-Gaming5135 Před 10 měsíci +3

      gl getting to sleep 💀💀💀

    • @Wisnia2611
      @Wisnia2611 Před 10 měsíci +1

      Its 1am

    • @m3tal.
      @m3tal. Před 10 měsíci +1

      6:39 am

    • @guibillgreat
      @guibillgreat Před 10 měsíci +1

      You have cannibal tribes near you?

    • @Legends-Gaming5135
      @Legends-Gaming5135 Před 10 měsíci +2

      @@guibillgreat no it’s just nightmares imagine you had someone eating you while you were dreaming then waking up and having someone stand over like your sibling parent or partner
      i would freak out

  • @itsme6668
    @itsme6668 Před měsícem +1

    The unmanned fighter jet after they shoot some arrows at it: 🗿

  • @Yeahhhbuddyyy
    @Yeahhhbuddyyy Před 6 měsíci +5

    I’ll make sure to listen real close for fake animal calls when hiking in Ohio from here on out.

  • @kobewibowo4855
    @kobewibowo4855 Před 10 měsíci +13

    Joe: "but like have you ever seen a bear in real life tho?"

  • @TeamRogers7
    @TeamRogers7 Před 10 měsíci +19

    How Totally Creepy With Those Cannibal Tribes, Wow!

    • @JayzVeez
      @JayzVeez Před 10 měsíci +5

      Spoiler alert: they're fake AI pictures. These are not real photographs.

    • @marvahuff635
      @marvahuff635 Před 9 měsíci +1

      Also not just creepy but deadly as well, anyone’s real nightmare. 😢.

  • @peppermintgworl
    @peppermintgworl Před 6 měsíci +2

    "one more short before bed"
    the short:

  • @Sassie917
    @Sassie917 Před 6 měsíci +2

    That’s something I would never have to worry about because I definitely wouldn’t go there 😂

  • @qazxcvbnm6205
    @qazxcvbnm6205 Před 10 měsíci +7

    Why is this the last short I saw💀. These images are straight out of a horror movie

  • @CallMeBungus
    @CallMeBungus Před 10 měsíci +482

    Don't go there.
    Problem solved lol.
    In all seriousness, once someone is able to safely be around them for atleast a brief moment, smoke DMT with them, problem solved.

    • @charlieross4674
      @charlieross4674 Před 10 měsíci +12

      In all seriosuness, DMT is the answer to all the worlds woes? Come on, you're joking right? Right, Joe? ?

    • @CallMeBungus
      @CallMeBungus Před 10 měsíci +25

      @@charlieross4674 "Bear noises"
      "Louder bear noises"
      So have you ever done DMT?

    • @JayzVeez
      @JayzVeez Před 10 měsíci

      I've been to the Amazon and its nothing like this. The main thing you need to worry about there are poisonous spiders (usually small ones - the tarantulas aren't poisonous) and getting lost. Getting lost is by far the biggest danger in the Amazon.

    • @ronalbanesi1594
      @ronalbanesi1594 Před 10 měsíci +3

      What is DMT

    • @TR13400
      @TR13400 Před 8 měsíci +7

      ​​@@charlieross4674 In all seriousness, if you asked the tribe they would say yes or something close to it. The shaman in the Amazon are the creators of Ayauasca. They are spiritually connected to the plants and the forest itself. It is where all there knowledge comes from. The shaman dives into the depths of the unknown and brings back the treasures to the tribe.

  • @Sven1401
    @Sven1401 Před měsícem +1

    Literally cannibal is the biggest crime. It can never be accepted

  • @Strong_storm
    @Strong_storm Před 7 měsíci +1

    “One last short before bed” the short:

  • @arthurmorgan7488
    @arthurmorgan7488 Před 10 měsíci +37

    Jamie pull up that video of a bear fighting a cannibal tribe

  • @ShinobiDrip999
    @ShinobiDrip999 Před 10 měsíci +101

    Paul Rosolie is such an interesting dude

  • @user-mc9xh1zu3u
    @user-mc9xh1zu3u Před 7 měsíci +1

    Perfect reel at 3 am in a dark room

  • @skeratix11
    @skeratix11 Před 7 měsíci +1

    “Hey Jaime bring up that video of the tribe fighting a bear”

  • @Eighty5iveprod
    @Eighty5iveprod Před 9 měsíci +20

    If your ever out in the forest........OK BUDDY

    • @GenerationX1984
      @GenerationX1984 Před 2 měsíci

      Which forest? If you live in Oregon or Washington near the coast you're always in a forest.

  • @XFuZeYT
    @XFuZeYT Před 10 měsíci +3

    My friends: bro touch grass you tryhard!
    Me: nahhhhhh famm **sends this**

    • @Dripper03
      @Dripper03 Před měsícem

      I guess it does give you a reason to not touch grass.

    • @XFuZeYT
      @XFuZeYT Před měsícem

      @@Dripper03 real. Also this is an old comment! Thanks for reminding me abt this lol

  • @katawhanmanaragna
    @katawhanmanaragna Před 4 měsíci +1

    This literally give shivers down my spine 😢😢

  • @jimmiebranigan
    @jimmiebranigan Před 10 měsíci +14

    if you're ever in the forest, you get out of their
    :me why tf am in da forest for

  • @ronald6539
    @ronald6539 Před 10 měsíci +17

    “Were they can communicate “ like bro they just talking a different language lmao

    • @jadeelizabethphillips4169
      @jadeelizabethphillips4169 Před 9 měsíci

      Nah he's saying they can communicate with each other while they're imitating monkey calls. They can understand each other without speaking in their native tongue, just straight up monkey talkin' 🐒🗣️🤣

  • @Iaminsideyourwalls23
    @Iaminsideyourwalls23 Před 6 měsíci +1

    „Ill watch one last short before I go to bed!“
    That short:

  • @poojathapa4940
    @poojathapa4940 Před měsícem +1

    This was terrifying to actually experience I thought it was over

  • @danvickers2578
    @danvickers2578 Před 10 měsíci +131

    Patient: it hurts when I do this!??
    Doctor: so don’t do that.
    If you don’t want to get penetrated by 100 arrows don’t go stepping into their territory. Simple as that it is.

    • @axeviking4602
      @axeviking4602 Před 10 měsíci

      Most of these stories are to justify killing the tribes which has happened a lot of times they hire poachers to kill them and then take their land

    • @SavveGaming
      @SavveGaming Před 10 měsíci +15

      How come when they want territory it’s cool but when I want territory it’s stealing from my local governments 😞

    • @danvickers2578
      @danvickers2578 Před 10 měsíci +10

      @@SavveGaming pot calling the kettle black isn’t it my brother.

    • @codyb2268
      @codyb2268 Před 10 měsíci

      If I find myself surrounded or even noticed by a group of primitive looking "people", who are unknown to the outside world and are armed, communicating with highly refined animal calls, I won't be surprised if they shoot at me for not responding with the safe-word. However, they're going to have to be pretty goddamn quick about it because I don't give a fuck what convention you're from, nor am I even slightly concerned with what anyone back in civilization thinks about it, I'm shooting all of them, immediately, before I hear "ooha-uuah-ahhuuuuuh...... *Pffthoopt*" and feel like a mosquito bit me, while realizing I feel amazing but really really tired. We've given people medals and stars to people who've burned whole ass villages down, bombed cities, kids an all, so excuse me if I don't feel the slightest bit unjustified. Maybe they were cool, or maybe the reason nobody's heard of them is bc those before you thought that too and were wrong. You could wait n find out if they're friendly, or, more likely, you can wait and find out if the afterlife is real.

    • @somethinglikethat2176
      @somethinglikethat2176 Před 10 měsíci +2

      Late Medieval style armour with a few modern touches and some guns could work too

  • @LostWolf911
    @LostWolf911 Před 10 měsíci +17

    Don’t worry America will give them freedom

    • @youssefbmc5862
      @youssefbmc5862 Před 10 měsíci

      a tribe that's literally in a different country and doesn't want anything with the outside world so the solution is to introduce obesity, guns and unwanted attraction towards them... damn it's always the americans

    • @KurtGodel-po3zl
      @KurtGodel-po3zl Před 10 měsíci +5

      @@Zenith-pq7qh I think he joked

    • @YonkoBlackbeard
      @YonkoBlackbeard Před 10 měsíci

      @@Zenith-pq7qhI bet you felt so edgy when you typed that

    • @YonkoBlackbeard
      @YonkoBlackbeard Před 10 měsíci

      @@JavierMeza-yf3ppdid we lose? Or did we pull out when we decided to? Because I don’t ever remember them middle eastern mfs beating us

    • @funnyduck4568
      @funnyduck4568 Před 6 měsíci

      @@Zenith-pq7qhwhat is so sacred about cannibalism?

  • @kelqka
    @kelqka Před 6 měsíci +1

    "if you're ever in the forest"
    TF I'D DOING IN THE FUKKEN CANNIBAL FOREST MY DUDE ?!

  • @Mikayla-
    @Mikayla- Před měsícem +1

    The pictures are scaring me more than The actual story

  • @I8A4RE-467
    @I8A4RE-467 Před 10 měsíci +6

    This dude was a fucking great interview

    • @drzpapi163
      @drzpapi163 Před 7 měsíci +1

      You know what episode this is?? He tells really good stories.

  • @EZEZ199
    @EZEZ199 Před 4 měsíci +1

    Me going in the forest
    Me 5 seconds later leaving

  • @Atlas_1906
    @Atlas_1906 Před 6 měsíci

    I always get these on my feed at like 2 am right before I go to bed 😭

  • @jeremiahosilagun4948
    @jeremiahosilagun4948 Před 10 měsíci +6

    I keep wondering why you would enter the jungle without guns

    • @hoop6822
      @hoop6822 Před 10 měsíci +1

      Are you American by any chance

    • @truckwarrior5944
      @truckwarrior5944 Před 10 měsíci

      Because loggers, poachers and miners who illegally work there, will shoot you otherwise.

    • @uh3287
      @uh3287 Před 7 měsíci

      its not just americans who are allowed that civil liberty.@@hoop6822

    • @uh3287
      @uh3287 Před 7 měsíci

      thats why you don't bring just one gun. bring 6 or 7. for all your friends. why not some ghillie suits as well.@@truckwarrior5944

  • @aaaaaaaaaa7699
    @aaaaaaaaaa7699 Před 10 měsíci +20

    I usually set bear traps on hiking trails early in the morning

    • @HAYABUSA2687
      @HAYABUSA2687 Před 10 měsíci +2

      No shiit usually bear attacks happens in the morning while hikers setting up traps😂

    • @user-hc5xt2hc9n
      @user-hc5xt2hc9n Před 10 měsíci

      Lmaoo me too

    • @uh3287
      @uh3287 Před 7 měsíci

      you gonna feel good when some kid steps on it. hey go ahead and send me your address so I can find out whether your telling a joke or not.

    • @uh3287
      @uh3287 Před 7 měsíci

      i need your address for research purposes

    • @user-hc5xt2hc9n
      @user-hc5xt2hc9n Před 7 měsíci

      @@uh3287 maybe use your tiny brain to understand that this is clearly a joke

  • @smokagaming
    @smokagaming Před 6 měsíci

    Sh2's soundtrack makes this short ethereal in nature. Spooky almost, unnerving. good work bud

  • @FranTheOtherMan
    @FranTheOtherMan Před 2 měsíci +1

    Christopher Columbus: 🗿
    Francisco Pizarro: 🗿
    Hernan Cortes: 🗿
    Andrew Jackson: 🗿
    Average Pilgrim: 🗿
    Average fur trapper: 🗿
    Average U.S. troop: 🗿

  • @bvici22
    @bvici22 Před 10 měsíci +12

    Hey Jamie pull up that video of the grizzly bear crawling in the river like a turtle.

  • @Anonyomus_commenter
    @Anonyomus_commenter Před 6 měsíci +3

    Lesson of the day: don’t go into jungles anywhere near where cannibals live

  • @jackpiggott4884
    @jackpiggott4884 Před 6 měsíci

    Never going in a jungle. EVER.

  • @namu_vr
    @namu_vr Před 7 měsíci +1

    “Alright one more short before bed”
    The short💀:

  • @truckwarrior5944
    @truckwarrior5944 Před 10 měsíci +5

    But he is not talking about cannibal tribes in that story, he is talking about the lost tribes, who are not cannibals.

    • @truckwarrior5944
      @truckwarrior5944 Před 10 měsíci +2

      @@JayzVeez Exactly, the framing is totaly off.
      In this podcast-episode they were actually talking about cannibalism and the guest made it were clear the lost tribes are not cannibals.
      The lost tribes are not uncontacted tribes btw. they were civilized people over 100 years ago, but with the rubber-rush and the terrible stuff that happened in Brazil at the time, they flet into the forest to hide. They cut themselves off from civilsation and are extremly hostile, because for generations they have told each other, that civilized people will try to coax them out of the forest to ra*** and murd*** them and worse.

    • @truckwarrior5944
      @truckwarrior5944 Před 10 měsíci

      @@JayzVeez Exactly what happened here, yes.
      While it seems to be true those tribes use animal-noises to communicate, the pictures have nothing to do with the whole thing and there is not a word about cannibalism.
      Whoever edited it, just titled it that was any put the word cannibalism in the video, so people would assume that's what it is about.

  • @rondabombdiggy
    @rondabombdiggy Před 10 měsíci +15

    Good! Stop cutting down their forest smh

    • @s66s46
      @s66s46 Před 7 měsíci +2

      Its not their forest

    • @user-en6be3cw8l
      @user-en6be3cw8l Před 6 měsíci

      The guy is there to arrest people who start fires. He is doing the exact opposite

    • @land_shark_maw1048
      @land_shark_maw1048 Před 6 měsíci

      @@s66s46it kinda is

    • @funnyduck4568
      @funnyduck4568 Před 6 měsíci

      @@land_shark_maw1048they have no more right to it than anyone else. There are only 2 schools of thought on property that make sense, either nobody should own it as it’s natural and been here far longer than we were, or the strongest deserves it such as in nature the strongest animals control the territory or the winners of war conquer that land. So either way the tribes are not justified in killing and eating people.

  • @johndoes_art
    @johndoes_art Před 3 měsíci +1

    forest?
    cannibals?
    tribes?
    fire.
    *pulls out flamethrower*

  • @Alex_mason.
    @Alex_mason. Před 10 měsíci +9

    Again we're going to have to eliminate the threat

    • @gigidotto9014
      @gigidotto9014 Před 10 měsíci +7

      Which threat the indigenous tribes or the tourists?

    • @Alex_mason.
      @Alex_mason. Před 10 měsíci

      @@gigidotto9014 the terrorists don't seem to be wanting to smoke meanwhile meanwhile indigenous tribes prey on people and could prey on kids so you tell me it's obviously business people shit like that don't deserve to exist I'll say that shit out loud as well cannibal tribes need to go

    • @IsaacHurst
      @IsaacHurst Před 10 měsíci +6

      @@gigidotto9014 Well yeah if you go into the territory of a cannibal tribe you are the threat

    • @daldan66
      @daldan66 Před 10 měsíci +5

      @@IsaacHurstmaybe cannibal tribes shouldnt exist

    • @hiroshi4045
      @hiroshi4045 Před 10 měsíci +3

      @@daldan66 if your born into that cant hep it

  • @thirdgen377
    @thirdgen377 Před 10 měsíci +10

    Its amazing we have people who are so coddled that they make fun of people who are aware of the dangers of reality like theyre afraid of the bogeyman.
    Monsters are real, children. Except they don't dwell beneath the bed or inside the closets.....
    They are found in the hearts of man

    • @MaximilianonMars
      @MaximilianonMars Před 10 měsíci +2

      Where can I get your degree in CZcams philosophy?

  • @17TX
    @17TX Před 6 měsíci +1

    "It was a miss input, calm down! calm the fuck down!"

  • @shanecronin5717
    @shanecronin5717 Před 7 měsíci +2

    “Jamie pull up the video of the bear eating the tribes”

  • @oscarbarreto6348
    @oscarbarreto6348 Před 8 měsíci +3

    I can communicate through the sound of my 12 guage shotgun.

  • @gtamediaproductions1
    @gtamediaproductions1 Před 10 měsíci +6

    Hard to believe that there are humans still living this primitive.

  • @MariahRangel-ok4xo
    @MariahRangel-ok4xo Před 12 hodinami +1

    POV: me trying to get a hangnail out while watching CZcams shorts

  • @mathsasian
    @mathsasian Před 7 měsíci

    green inferno already gave me a healthy amount of fear concerning unknown tribes, i never knew they imitated animal noises tho 😭

  • @Hdjxhzjja828
    @Hdjxhzjja828 Před 10 měsíci +5

    “Jamie pull up that video of the bear fight a tribe”

  • @SuperDuperDavo
    @SuperDuperDavo Před 10 měsíci +4

    It’s cringe when podcasters try to make their sets look like Joe’s.

    • @truckwarrior5944
      @truckwarrior5944 Před 10 měsíci +1

      That is literally a clip from Joe's podcast xD

    • @SuperDuperDavo
      @SuperDuperDavo Před 10 měsíci +2

      @@truckwarrior5944 yeah, that’s why I said it. All these YT ads have the red curtains in the background…

    • @truckwarrior5944
      @truckwarrior5944 Před 10 měsíci +1

      @@SuperDuperDavo that has been the norm long before Joe ever started his podcast 😂

    • @SuperDuperDavo
      @SuperDuperDavo Před 10 měsíci +2

      @@truckwarrior5944 okay my guy 🤣

    • @Jennuhuh
      @Jennuhuh Před 10 měsíci +1

      @@SuperDuperDavo v shreds is the company i think

  • @Micheal.D.
    @Micheal.D. Před měsícem

    “One more short before bed” the short

  • @MrbigDaOneAndOnlyAnimator
    @MrbigDaOneAndOnlyAnimator Před 2 měsíci

    This is why i carry a GAU-8 Avenger when i go into the forest

  • @Spwip
    @Spwip Před 10 měsíci +51

    You’ll never know why this comment has so many likes

  • @EzraOBarr
    @EzraOBarr Před 24 dny

    This is what my mom looks like when she sees me trying to sneak in a bedtime snack

  • @jayde_Rio
    @jayde_Rio Před 6 měsíci +1

    I honestly kinda like the masks some people saying it's racist to natives i love em they look similar like the ones we used to wear

  • @WCUE_MintLeaf
    @WCUE_MintLeaf Před měsícem

    'I Be W/ My AK47 In The Forest'💀

  • @derkdelormevanrossem6437
    @derkdelormevanrossem6437 Před 7 měsíci

    bro not this before going to bed😭😭

  • @ishdorjbatbaatar8019
    @ishdorjbatbaatar8019 Před 8 měsíci +1

    ak47:baby you loveee meee

    • @uh3287
      @uh3287 Před 7 měsíci

      finally, someone who understands

  • @Gasmaskman7
    @Gasmaskman7 Před 28 dny +1

    🔥🔥WE CALLIN THEM POLICE TODAY🔥🔥

  • @plaguenotprophet7840
    @plaguenotprophet7840 Před 6 měsíci +1

    I also make a call to let my prey know im watching. A low repeated ckick no other animal makes... One that suggests im actually calling you in. Like a cat calling birds. Cover yourself in the right gear and bring close combat weapons. No guns are needed when youve studied 3000 years of war.

  • @PP-rr5jh
    @PP-rr5jh Před 7 měsíci +1

    Proceeds to Hear a whale in the rainforrest

  • @andreasjacovides4800
    @andreasjacovides4800 Před 2 měsíci

    Going to that forest sure sounds better then going to work .

  • @user-iv6kw6oe3o
    @user-iv6kw6oe3o Před měsícem +1

    Bro why do these videos only pop on our fy pages at night 😭

  • @fupamongoopa640
    @fupamongoopa640 Před 7 měsíci +2

    Well yeah. You'd be pissed too if someone just walked into your home and started destroying it with chainsaws, machetes and axes.
    Those tribesmen are just protecting their home.

    • @funnyduck4568
      @funnyduck4568 Před 6 měsíci

      I was told that self defense doesn’t count for property? People always are saying that you have no right to protect your property and many people don’t even believe in self defense.

  • @blublockent4413
    @blublockent4413 Před 6 měsíci

    That’s why security is important

  • @godphantom3229
    @godphantom3229 Před 4 měsíci

    Average Texan >>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    Average Ak enjoyer >>>>>>>>>>>>>
    Average Gun-Fu practitioner >>>>>>>>>>>
    Average M-14 Enjoyer >>>>>>>>>>>>>
    Average MP-40 User >>>>>>>>>>>>

  • @GatorMan5000-gq3qp
    @GatorMan5000-gq3qp Před 7 měsíci

    There's some crazy stuff in woods

  • @PortmanRd
    @PortmanRd Před 10 měsíci +1

    "....99, 💯!! Coming! Ready or not!"

  • @O5-X1
    @O5-X1 Před měsícem +1

    What would happen if someone goes in with like an assault rifle, lmg, full body armor and just see how they react

  • @Givemeeobuxtochangemynamepls
    @Givemeeobuxtochangemynamepls Před měsícem +1

    The shorts at morning ♥
    The shorts at night 💀👻👹👺👾