you're right! ep. 1 in a nutshell: soldier is introduced and emotional turmoil happens when he meets his father ep. 2 in a nutshell: the villian is introduced (spy) and puts soldier in a bad position ep. 3 in a nutshell: a magnificent clash of personalities ensues and soldier is killed and spy has been wounded, soldier is ressurected because the afterlife didnt want soldier, he then seeks guidance from his fathers old friend ep. 4 in a nutshell: soldier goes on the epic quest to find spy and along the way meets many side characters and learns the true purpose of his quest, but then forgets it when he confronts spy in an epic battle but is nearly beaten and gets sent to an alternate realm ep. 5 in a nutshell: soldier seeks help in this strange new realm and confronts another version of the spy and defeats him, but he now must re-learn the true meaning of his quest. ep. 6(?): soldier now enlists the help of these misfits he found in a bar and battle spy once again in the exciting sequel coming in about 3 years :D (due-date is a speculation from rumors)
Spy, knowing he's outmatched by soldiers brute, ape like strength uses his best advantage, soldier's dispenser which has the power of teleportation and time control. He sends soldier back to the great west when the spy's father controlled a gang of ruffians that controlled a town. Thankfully soldier lands on a box after falling out of the worm/time hole, which happens to have another soldier inside of it, screaming for help the red soldier lets him out. To thank him for his help blu soldier gives him some pills, when taken it's painful at first, but turns red into a supreme cowboy. Inside the bar engineer's playing a guitar before being distracted by medic's stupidity and drunkenness, this actually makes him happy watching the medic. Spy's father on the other hand isn't and has had enough of medic's drunken acts once and for all. Before spy shoots medic soldiers walks in with an angry look on his face, the demoman scared and drunk tries to kill the soldier by stabbing him first then shooting him in the face, the soldier skillfully dodges all of these leaving the spy and especially the demoman in shock, the demoman looking down sadly. The spy quickly gets back his senses and aims his gun at the soldier who's demanding his dispenser. Suddenly the spy shoots himself for whatever reason. The footis-bear (who isn't dead yet due to this taking place a few years before) smelling the defecation of the dead (soiled baby diaper) appears in a few places. The soldier then throws the demoman like a rag doll angrily, before muttering something. It's then revealed why the spy shot himself, the medic is an evil psychic! The medic then shrinks the soldiers muscles and body to a puny baby size. Then medic, drunk goes into a drunken coma reversing soldiers illness, unfortunately this summons thousands of monkegineers, which attack the place causing the roof to collapse and fall down on the medic. Despite destroying his enemies ancestors these events somehow lead the modern soldier dying alone in a hole somewhere still in search of his beloved dispenser...
I wish. I can just imagine the amazing things that would have gone into the update too: Marshma spys, the soldier head that comes out of the ground and says, "WeeW," and other things from this guy's videos.
After falling for what seemed an eternity after being teleported, the Soldier fell face first on what seemed to be a sandy floor. From that moment, he had knocked himself into a twisted coma, his mind struggling to comprehend what had just happened, the shock of the impact having practically shattered his mind. A brief moment of clarity reached his mind, to which he thought, "I need some-" and then he went on another chain. Milk! A bottle of milk, but milk is for losers. A subject of mockery, Soldier thought. While imitating what he thought milk-drinkers were like, he then remembered a childhood teaching: He too could become a cowboy if he drank milk. It was what the radio plays he listened to told him, after all. From here, we see archetypes of the people Soldier had met. The guitar-playing greasemoney, the drunk Demoman who seems to just babble incoherently and scream randomly. Next is the Medic who, in Soldier's view, operates on nothing but witchcraft, and doesn't have his head on straight. The Medic who will cry at just about anything, even the slightest of falls. This not only would amuse the Engineer, but also the Soldier as well. Who doesn't love a seemingly stupid person when they demand to be taken seriously? Then we have the Spy, who seems to appear in random places, who knocks over the Engineer by appearing in his place. The Spy was always the type to pick on the Engineer, after all. After fluttering about, the Medic would always acknowledge a Spy. Suddenly, Soldier regained one of his brain functions. It wasn't just recounting a vague image of a cowboy with the people he'd known, it suddenly became a scenario as the Spy took the Medic hostage. Seeming to live his dream, the Soldier walked into the bar where this had all taken place. The Demoman immediately opened fire on the Soldier, but the bullets meant nothing. The Demoman did not use pistols! In this mind, the Demoman was nothing more than a clown. A remote fixture. This gave the Spy concern. The Demoman had... Fallen? Or had been made a fool out of. Huh, fools, huh... The Soldier smashing his hand on the bottle and breaking it, that would've been foolish, so it happened. The imagined Spy reinforces the idea. "Idiot!" But then, the Soldier's mind seemed to reach something. "Where's my dispenser?" He asked. The Spy opened fire, only to shoot himself... The Soldier, perhaps defeating his own goal. Soldier's mind briefly wandered, the Footis Bear, which was promptly destroyed along with the caricature of the Demoman, replaced with a wire spool. "It's P... P..." Soldier stuttered, being unable to complete his thoughts. This caused the Spy caricature to implode, the Soldier seeming to have won. But then the Soldier's conscious mind struck again, with the Medic turning into a villain, and the Soldier's body twisting rapidly. The Soldier ran into an obstacle, briefly losing hope. He'd failed in finding the dispenser. Even though the Medic had failed, it was an unshown sign of the Soldier's health returning to him. Soldier called to the Engineer, who promptly sat up and began raving. It wasn't raving, it was the Soldier's heart. Beating back to life after a shock. The illusion within the Soldier's mind began to crumble until he was lightly awakened, now able to comprehend where he was: Far down in some sewer. ...Then again, maybe I'm just looking too deeply into things.
After losing an encounter with spy, soldier gets sent back to the past; He hits the ground and his body's time adjusts to the new atmosphere, hence the blinking visor like appearance over his eyes. Immediately after, he finds a crate containing a soldier genie, who gives him magical pills that fully acquaint him with the new environment he finds himself in. An alarm from the future notifies him that he has to get back to his time quickly or he will be stuck in the old west forever. Meanwhile, in a local saloon, engineer is playing guitar for the drunken locals who regular there. Medic is straining himself to open a bottle of moonshine, which shouldn't take much difficulty to open so he remarks on his failiure. Satisfied after opening the bottle of moonshine, medic celebrates so much he slips on some of the spilled moonshine and hurts himself. Telespy enters the bar, frightening the engineer. Medic takes notice. Medic has wronged telespy by framing him for soldier's accidental trip to the past, and he's pissed off. Soldier walks into the saloon, and demoman "expresses his disdain" for outsiders but soldier dodges it. Demoman gives up and domesticates himself after realizing trying to kill soldier is a fruitless effort. Soldier, trying to fit in and act cool as to not look out of place in the time he is in, accidentally smashes his hand on a beer bottle. Spy is not pleased with the sudden interruption of his payback for medic. Soldier questions spy angrily about the dispenser that will help him get back to his own time, as he thinks Spy was responsible for sending him to the old west in the first place. Spy attempts to explain that it's not him. Pootis bear informs soldier of his destiny, and this angers soldier because he doesn't want to be a part of anything else, he just wants to get home. But then he figures it might be an interesting adventure. Suddenly, Medic reveals it is not spy who orchestrated soldier's trip to the past, but medic himself. Soldier expresses his surprise eloquently and tries to escape, but fails. Medic was ready for a monologue but soldier ignores him so medic tries to get his attention. Soldier then turns to engineer for help on building a time machine to get back to the future, but engineer explains through the ancient language of Raveian that he can't do it. A tank from soldier's time accidentally drives into the anomaly that brought soldier to the past and crushes medic. Soldier is saddened and ends up living out the rest of his days in the old west until he dies of old age; his mission to get back to his time had failed.
After soldier entered the bar the demoman attempted to kill soldier after soldier explain that he is friendly soldier and demoman face telespy. Soldier tried to brake a bottle to use it as a weapon but he hurt himself telespy was so cocky he tried to shoot soldier but he missed. Suddenly beargineer enter to the bar and told soldier that demoman is a traitor soldier got mad and defeated demoman, after defeating demoman soldier cast a spell on spy that make his body deform but soldier was so mad that soldier spell summoned a demon that possess medic. Soldier was so shocked that he broke his back. Soldier didn't give up but he was to late, suddenly soldier noticed that his spell turned engineer into a monkey . Engineer screamed and his scream got soldier into a coma
I must say... I love that you can watch this entire collection backwards (as in, episode 5 to 1, not as an entire series, that would be just too silly.) And the story more or less remains the same.
As Soldier is making the killing blow, Spy uses the legendary Sniper's hand to destroy Soldier once and for all and make his getaway with dispenser. Little does he know that it takes our hero to a time portal back to the wild west, where he fails to blend in and Blue Soldier assumes he is a witch. After laughing at how silly the plan is, Soldier takes a disguise pill and rushes into action. All the while Soldier's great grandpa is playing music in the bar, comforting the mentally disabled Demoman while Medic spills milk all over the floor and is embarrassed. All of a sudden, Spy's father comes out of nowhere while Soldier's great grandpa Engineer takes the defense and tries to fight back. Spy's father manages to take Medic hostage while an enraged demoman watches on. All of a sudden, Soldier is back and ready to fight Spy one last time. Demoman springs into action, but mistakes Soldier for Spy and almost wounds him. Soldier asks Spy where his dispenser is, but Spy manages to summon FOOTISBEAR. The legendary FOOTISBEAR grants Soldier his magical power, hurting Demoman so much he turns into a wheel. The power also causes to kill Spy, saving the day once and for all. Until Medic reveals he was behind it all the time, and turns soldier into a mutant beast hopping towards his great grandpa for one last time. Soldier recalls his great grandpa's name, "greasemonkey". His great grandpa is happy Soldier saved the dispenser, and manages to kill Medic when Soldier dies of his wounds shortly after.
I just watched all 5 of them. This goes way beyond what those Gmod guys make. I congratulate you on how you almost drove me insane from all that craziness. P.S. Amazing music b.t.w.
This makes RubberFruit look completely sane and boring.
Tailsthehacker01ironically, the scene 0:12 is ispired by the last gmod video from Rubberfruit
@@miciospaventato4624 that wasn't his last the tank one was
Oh lord, the dramatic walk sequence into the bar just killed me.
0:59
It's just so sanest thing in the vid, that it just stands out
Like a scene that's out of context, but still relevant.
Karlo J. Ruiz Villanueva he literally vacuum-eats his cigar, how sane is that
@@fuckass6766 if you look closely he's actually spitting it out, if you go frame-by-frame using . and ,
@@nuxx1876 idk man i lost all of my braincells watching this i can't even remember my own name since then
@@fuckass6766 you just got a weak brain is all, this channel has taught me the universal truth
my mom approve
New famous CZcamsr who dis
*gets stabbed with knife, then gets shot in the head with a pistol*
Now that was close!
ooooOOOOOoooo... Oooo :3
Oh no...
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAa
@@ilikecurry2345 Spy: Idiot!
Soldier: Where’s my dispenser?
oooOOOOoooo.. ooOoo
Those super high pitched soldier screams are fucking hilarious
Also yourfootisbear
UAUH! *becomes a wheel thing*
It's amazing how even with all these random events, I was still able to find a coherent story in all of these Soldier + Dispenser videos.
you're right!
ep. 1 in a nutshell: soldier is introduced and emotional turmoil happens when he meets his father
ep. 2 in a nutshell: the villian is introduced (spy) and puts soldier in a bad position
ep. 3 in a nutshell: a magnificent clash of personalities ensues and soldier is killed and spy has been wounded, soldier is ressurected because the afterlife didnt want soldier, he then seeks guidance from his fathers old friend
ep. 4 in a nutshell: soldier goes on the epic quest to find spy and along the way meets many side characters and learns the true purpose of his quest, but then forgets it when he confronts spy in an epic battle but is nearly beaten and gets sent to an alternate realm
ep. 5 in a nutshell: soldier seeks help in this strange new realm and confronts another version of the spy and defeats him, but he now must re-learn the true meaning of his quest.
ep. 6(?): soldier now enlists the help of these misfits he found in a bar and battle spy once again in the exciting sequel coming in about 3 years :D (due-date is a speculation from rumors)
1:30 Out of everything in the video, THAT part caught me off guard the most.
Fast rate!
Your foot is bear!
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Spy, knowing he's outmatched by soldiers brute, ape like strength uses his best advantage, soldier's dispenser which has the power of teleportation and time control. He sends soldier back to the great west when the spy's father controlled a gang of ruffians that controlled a town. Thankfully soldier lands on a box after falling out of the worm/time hole, which happens to have another soldier inside of it, screaming for help the red soldier lets him out. To thank him for his help blu soldier gives him some pills, when taken it's painful at first, but turns red into a supreme cowboy. Inside the bar engineer's playing a guitar before being distracted by medic's stupidity and drunkenness, this actually makes him happy watching the medic. Spy's father on the other hand isn't and has had enough of medic's drunken acts once and for all. Before spy shoots medic soldiers walks in with an angry look on his face, the demoman scared and drunk tries to kill the soldier by stabbing him first then shooting him in the face, the soldier skillfully dodges all of these leaving the spy and especially the demoman in shock, the demoman looking down sadly. The spy quickly gets back his senses and aims his gun at the soldier who's demanding his dispenser. Suddenly the spy shoots himself for whatever reason. The footis-bear (who isn't dead yet due to this taking place a few years before) smelling the defecation of the dead (soiled baby diaper) appears in a few places. The soldier then throws the demoman like a rag doll angrily, before muttering something. It's then revealed why the spy shot himself, the medic is an evil psychic! The medic then shrinks the soldiers muscles and body to a puny baby size. Then medic, drunk goes into a drunken coma reversing soldiers illness, unfortunately this summons thousands of monkegineers, which attack the place causing the roof to collapse and fall down on the medic. Despite destroying his enemies ancestors these events somehow lead the modern soldier dying alone in a hole somewhere still in search of his beloved dispenser...
Thanks I couldn't understand this before
I think the soldier said "It's papa.".
Would that mean that he had found out that he time-travelled to the past time due to the footis-bear?
Hank Madness Esspssp
pa ms I'm sorry you had to write that
And then Soldier died.
Soldier: wheyhew *dead*
You did it again.
1:43 Awww.... Soldier, you are the cutest creature EVER! :3
That Gray Cartoon Pony OMGOMGOMG CAN I HAVE YOUR AUTOGRAPH!?!?
_we’ve failed men_
Such beauty. Love it!
:O
wow such beauty
much soldiere very EthioMode
many dispense quite pursue
by the way dude it's been like a year
where is tf2 air 2
;_;
*drap te etain*
@@finnt.5112 don't you mean wheres tf2 air 3?
This is art.
i like how the soldier laughs at that thing for no reason 0:25
You're footisbear!
UAUH! *turns into a wheel thing*
It's pu-pu
This...this isn't just random
its borderline incomprehensible and I love it
The 'borderline' is what makes it so good.
This is just the plot to majora's mask
I'm offended by how amazing this is.
I'm not even worthy.
R.I.PISS. FINAL DISPENSER
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0:59-1:14 I was really scared that this might turn in to a serious movie :(
NOW THAT WAS CLOSE
Why not? :)
I don't know what i watched.
I don't know what i expected.
YiY/10
i would give it 46/bacon
nice u gota new hat very nice yes
you watched: A CARTOON ON THE INTERNET
you expected: A CARTOON ON THE INTERNET
MiGGoFin cowboy soldiers, now!
Your Face.
Is this video's 42.
and restates what you just stated, with more pronounced statement.
omg yis
no no stop i can't laugh twice at once **next random thing happens**, **dies because of oxygen shortage**
0:59 - 1:14 is the only part of this video that makes sense.
I love it.
Daring I could imagine the Soldier playing it looking like a total badass.
Daring
Judging by that animation I feel like he worked on End of The Line xD
I wish. I can just imagine the amazing things that would have gone into the update too: Marshma spys, the soldier head that comes out of the ground and says, "WeeW," and other things from this guy's videos.
0:37 When you draw for 6 hrs straight with no breaks.
1:52 Grease Monkey
SEND ME THE LINK TO THIS XD
Are these.... are these your dreams or something?
"Your foot is bear!" - Heavy (2014)
These videos are truly unpredictable.
Hell even Smexual videos are more predictable, but this cuts the line.
0:10 that Rubberfruit reference
DOCTOR.
The one.
Amidst a rising sea of mediocrity, knock-offs, and incredibly confused fish, here stands proudly the solitary cinematographic masterpiece of our era.
I think this might actually be more random than Rubberfruit himself O-O
There aren't enough words in the English dictionary for me to begin to even...
yeah, we are going need to make new words for... this here. :s
Nomi Slam
*Superaxxic:* Something that is so incredibly random and nonsensical that there are not enough words to begin to even...
ABlindSniper115 How about Scradic, splorf, and infinitum.
MarioGMan25
Not quite as fun to say. :P
After falling for what seemed an eternity after being teleported, the Soldier fell face first on what seemed to be a sandy floor. From that moment, he had knocked himself into a twisted coma, his mind struggling to comprehend what had just happened, the shock of the impact having practically shattered his mind.
A brief moment of clarity reached his mind, to which he thought, "I need some-" and then he went on another chain. Milk! A bottle of milk, but milk is for losers. A subject of mockery, Soldier thought. While imitating what he thought milk-drinkers were like, he then remembered a childhood teaching: He too could become a cowboy if he drank milk. It was what the radio plays he listened to told him, after all.
From here, we see archetypes of the people Soldier had met. The guitar-playing greasemoney, the drunk Demoman who seems to just babble incoherently and scream randomly. Next is the Medic who, in Soldier's view, operates on nothing but witchcraft, and doesn't have his head on straight. The Medic who will cry at just about anything, even the slightest of falls. This not only would amuse the Engineer, but also the Soldier as well. Who doesn't love a seemingly stupid person when they demand to be taken seriously?
Then we have the Spy, who seems to appear in random places, who knocks over the Engineer by appearing in his place. The Spy was always the type to pick on the Engineer, after all. After fluttering about, the Medic would always acknowledge a Spy.
Suddenly, Soldier regained one of his brain functions. It wasn't just recounting a vague image of a cowboy with the people he'd known, it suddenly became a scenario as the Spy took the Medic hostage. Seeming to live his dream, the Soldier walked into the bar where this had all taken place. The Demoman immediately opened fire on the Soldier, but the bullets meant nothing. The Demoman did not use pistols! In this mind, the Demoman was nothing more than a clown. A remote fixture.
This gave the Spy concern. The Demoman had... Fallen? Or had been made a fool out of. Huh, fools, huh... The Soldier smashing his hand on the bottle and breaking it, that would've been foolish, so it happened. The imagined Spy reinforces the idea. "Idiot!" But then, the Soldier's mind seemed to reach something. "Where's my dispenser?" He asked.
The Spy opened fire, only to shoot himself... The Soldier, perhaps defeating his own goal. Soldier's mind briefly wandered, the Footis Bear, which was promptly destroyed along with the caricature of the Demoman, replaced with a wire spool. "It's P... P..." Soldier stuttered, being unable to complete his thoughts. This caused the Spy caricature to implode, the Soldier seeming to have won.
But then the Soldier's conscious mind struck again, with the Medic turning into a villain, and the Soldier's body twisting rapidly. The Soldier ran into an obstacle, briefly losing hope. He'd failed in finding the dispenser. Even though the Medic had failed, it was an unshown sign of the Soldier's health returning to him. Soldier called to the Engineer, who promptly sat up and began raving.
It wasn't raving, it was the Soldier's heart. Beating back to life after a shock. The illusion within the Soldier's mind began to crumble until he was lightly awakened, now able to comprehend where he was: Far down in some sewer.
...Then again, maybe I'm just looking too deeply into things.
Hey man, I know you read your comments and I just wanted to say the walk cycle at 1:00 was just perfect. Can't wait to see more!
you are the single most talented sfm user i have ever seen
teach me, master
And he looks down upon you and says *"No."*
The Peanut Gallery And asks you to find a better mentor: The Gravity Channel!
Can't believe it took me this long to notice that there's a RubberFruit reference in this video.
MeltingMan234 What is it!?
I know you made this comment two years ago but it's a reference to soldier's colorful unfinished adventure
This is some high quality insanity!
Years passed...
But I still don't know what is "P P"
It came from the Soldier's line "it's perfect".
0:25-0:30 Lung cancer
1:43
lol, that soldier walk
The more this series go, the more i ask myself how the fuck somehing like this can even possibily thought. This is unique.
After losing an encounter with spy, soldier gets sent back to the past; He hits the ground and his body's time adjusts to the new atmosphere, hence the blinking visor like appearance over his eyes. Immediately after, he finds a crate containing a soldier genie, who gives him magical pills that fully acquaint him with the new environment he finds himself in. An alarm from the future notifies him that he has to get back to his time quickly or he will be stuck in the old west forever.
Meanwhile, in a local saloon, engineer is playing guitar for the drunken locals who regular there. Medic is straining himself to open a bottle of moonshine, which shouldn't take much difficulty to open so he remarks on his failiure. Satisfied after opening the bottle of moonshine, medic celebrates so much he slips on some of the spilled moonshine and hurts himself.
Telespy enters the bar, frightening the engineer. Medic takes notice. Medic has wronged telespy by framing him for soldier's accidental trip to the past, and he's pissed off.
Soldier walks into the saloon, and demoman "expresses his disdain" for outsiders but soldier dodges it. Demoman gives up and domesticates himself after realizing trying to kill soldier is a fruitless effort.
Soldier, trying to fit in and act cool as to not look out of place in the time he is in, accidentally smashes his hand on a beer bottle. Spy is not pleased with the sudden interruption of his payback for medic. Soldier questions spy angrily about the dispenser that will help him get back to his own time, as he thinks Spy was responsible for sending him to the old west in the first place. Spy attempts to explain that it's not him. Pootis bear informs soldier of his destiny, and this angers soldier because he doesn't want to be a part of anything else, he just wants to get home. But then he figures it might be an interesting adventure. Suddenly, Medic reveals it is not spy who orchestrated soldier's trip to the past, but medic himself. Soldier expresses his surprise eloquently and tries to escape, but fails.
Medic was ready for a monologue but soldier ignores him so medic tries to get his attention. Soldier then turns to engineer for help on building a time machine to get back to the future, but engineer explains through the ancient language of Raveian that he can't do it. A tank from soldier's time accidentally drives into the anomaly that brought soldier to the past and crushes medic. Soldier is saddened and ends up living out the rest of his days in the old west until he dies of old age; his mission to get back to his time had failed.
After soldier entered the bar the demoman attempted to kill soldier after soldier explain that he is friendly soldier and demoman face telespy. Soldier tried to brake a bottle to use it as a weapon but he hurt himself telespy was so cocky he tried to shoot soldier but he missed. Suddenly beargineer enter to the bar and told soldier that demoman is a traitor soldier got mad and defeated demoman, after defeating demoman soldier cast a spell on spy that make his body deform but soldier was so mad that soldier spell summoned a demon that possess medic. Soldier was so shocked that he broke his back. Soldier didn't give up but he was to late, suddenly soldier noticed that his spell turned engineer into a monkey . Engineer screamed and his scream got soldier into a coma
I must say...
I love that you can watch this entire collection backwards (as in, episode 5 to 1, not as an entire series, that would be just too silly.) And the story more or less remains the same.
Truly outstanding! Keep up the good work, as always.
Truly Amazing, thank you superraxxo1 for this Masterpiece.
So
How often you stop and lose your shit in the middle of making these things. Also, your camera work's great.
0:18 that moment when you realize the game doesn't have fall damage
As Soldier is making the killing blow, Spy uses the legendary Sniper's hand to destroy Soldier once and for all and make his getaway with dispenser.
Little does he know that it takes our hero to a time portal back to the wild west, where he fails to blend in and Blue Soldier assumes he is a witch.
After laughing at how silly the plan is, Soldier takes a disguise pill and rushes into action.
All the while Soldier's great grandpa is playing music in the bar, comforting the mentally disabled Demoman while Medic spills milk all over the floor and is embarrassed.
All of a sudden, Spy's father comes out of nowhere while Soldier's great grandpa Engineer takes the defense and tries to fight back.
Spy's father manages to take Medic hostage while an enraged demoman watches on.
All of a sudden, Soldier is back and ready to fight Spy one last time.
Demoman springs into action, but mistakes Soldier for Spy and almost wounds him.
Soldier asks Spy where his dispenser is, but Spy manages to summon FOOTISBEAR.
The legendary FOOTISBEAR grants Soldier his magical power, hurting Demoman so much he turns into a wheel.
The power also causes to kill Spy, saving the day once and for all.
Until Medic reveals he was behind it all the time, and turns soldier into a mutant beast hopping towards his great grandpa for one last time.
Soldier recalls his great grandpa's name, "greasemonkey".
His great grandpa is happy Soldier saved the dispenser, and manages to kill Medic when Soldier dies of his wounds shortly after.
0:26 It's still kinda hilarious that he just wheezes so hard over a plain can
It speaks to me on an emotional level
Well..That happened
Yep. Don't do drugs kids.
rip rick may you were the best 1940-2020
sophia watkins yep
Finally I was waiting for this longtime!
LOL finally a new video of the dispenser! =D
love it!
The best story i've ever seen, good work!
I seriously want an engie taunt like that. ( 1:52 )
+James Walter Same with spawning that engines all over the map
This is what being a kid felt like at times.
Yet another Brilliantly example of SFM work, Well done Sir!
*YOUR FOOT IS BEAR.*
I just watched all 5 of them. This goes way beyond what those Gmod guys make. I congratulate you on how you almost drove me insane from all that craziness. P.S. Amazing music b.t.w.
Seriously, the best thing I've seen all day. Today was a good Monday.
Is something even happening in this video
when talented animating skills are used for all the right reasons
I love how you manage to juxtapose beautiful musical samples with sheer idiocy.
This was really fun to watch.
I have the sudden desire to write a full length doctoral dissertation analyzing this series for shits and giggles.
Your videos make no sense...
i love it.
Omg dude I'm like your biggest fan add me on steam my name is GoproMgH
there seems to be no plot outside of soldier occasionally remembering he's looking for his dispenser.
i love it
1:41 I think the acid i was on hit me hard when i enjoyed that soldier moving like that.
From typical Rubberfruit randomness, to Surreal horror, to a surreal Western, then back to horror again...
this changed my life.
0:59
The only normal thing in this video
*Gets shot several times in the head
" *Now that was close* "
*also gets stabbed
... the only thing I can think of saying is nice use of a higher frame rate without motion blur.
Powerful drugs make for powerful messages. 10/5 stars.
c on i been waiting for part 6 all day
Raxxo your vidéo are really beautiful but really strange
i love it
our minds are incapable of comprehending such ……...
0:54 to 0:58
That is impossibly well done for what was happening before hand.
Heck, from 0:54 to 1:14 even I was worried it had started taking itself seriously.
Can't wait for part 6!!
I like how the animation got incredible and then it descended into chaos.
Beautiful story telling
Despite the fact that my brain could never comprehend wtf just happened, I enjoyed every moment laughing at this video. Pure genius.
This is too perfect in every way
Dear God, this is wonderful !!
This feels like a reenactment of someone's dream.
Now this is a modern piece of art.
Footis Bear.
Red Dead Redemption 3 looks good af
Oh wait-
This is the Wildest Wild West ever.
Pure art...
I fear for your sanity. These videos are amazingly animated but they're like the dreams of a crack addict.
Now that Engineer dance at the end needs to become a taunt reskin.
I'm watching this again and again XD so awesome
The ending of this video still gives me goosebumps to this day
That was even more epic than the other parts
I dont know what in the fuck this is Superraxxo1
But you keep on doing it.
It feels like a dream.