Mean Tweets Live
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- čas přidán 23. 09. 2015
- For an entire week of shows we invited celebrities to read the terrible things people tweet about them live in front of our studio audience. This is the live edition of #MeanTweets featuring Jeff Bridges, Kristen Bell, Benedict Cumberbatch, Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson, Bette Midler, Liam Neeson, Emily Blunt, Salma Hayek, Andrew Garfield, Jack Black, Halle Berry, Tobey Maguire, Naomi Watts and George Clooney.
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"Jimmy Kimmel Live" is well known for its huge viral video successes with 2.5 billion views on CZcams alone. Some of Kimmel's most popular comedy bits include - Mean Tweets, Lie Witness News, Jimmy's Twerk Fail Prank, Unnecessary Censorship, CZcams Challenge, The Baby Bachelor, Movie: The Movie, Handsome Men's Club, Jimmy Kimmel Lie Detective and music videos like "I (Wanna) Channing All Over Your Tatum" and a Blurred Lines parody with Robin Thicke, Pharrell, Jimmy and his security guard Guillermo.
Now in its thirteenth season, Kimmel's guests have included: Johnny Depp, Meryl Streep, Tom Cruise, Halle Berry, Harrison Ford, Jennifer Aniston, Will Ferrell, Katy Perry, Tom Hanks, Scarlett Johansson, Channing Tatum, George Clooney, Larry David, Charlize Theron, Mark Wahlberg, Kobe Bryant, Steve Carell, Hugh Jackman, Kristen Wiig, Jeff Bridges, Jennifer Garner, Ryan Gosling, Bryan Cranston, Jamie Foxx, Amy Poehler, Ben Affleck, Robert Downey Jr., Jake Gyllenhaal, Oprah, and unfortunately Matt Damon.
Mean Tweets Live
• Mean Tweets Live - Komedie
" Well when they're real that happens" OMG
Aubrey Kiddle they are not, haha.
haha yes they are. Now sit down.
They're real, idiot. Ever heard of a push up bra?
***** i think you have never seen her topless in her movies. they are fake, haha.
Okay. What movie then? I need to see this for myself...Research purposes.
"Well someone did, and she put a ring on it🖕" benedict cumberbatch was savage asf
IKR! 😂
That's why his amazing!!
I don't get it, how is that savage? It's barely a comeback, he just stated a nice fact, nothing to insult the person who wrote the tweet
I choked at that one😂😂😂😂
@C C bruh I'll try to do that if you promise, that you'll take some grammar lessons
"Someone did, and she put a ring on it" Benny
"When they're real, that happens" Halle
They live in my heart rent free
Those were my definite favourites too.
This is a free heart, not a rent free heart
The best 😂😂😂😂
And then The Rock telling them he will give them something to suck.😂
Whenever Tobey shows up in any situation, it feels so rare and special
yeah i agree its because he rarely goes to shows like this nowadays
Like in spiderman no way home 🇷🇺
Fr man
Ikr
He should'e replied with "Gonna put some dirt in your eye". That would make history!
the way Andrew garfield paused to laugh at his own mean tweet 😂
You know your roast is god level status when you can get the person your making fun of laugh with with you and agree.
@@joeyfigueroa4748 or maybe they don't want to roast in return and keep it nice?
Well it was pretty hilarious and sort of accurate with that hair + moustache combo
He paused and laughed because if he got offended, it would’ve been true.
He's Spiderman.. keepin us entertained
*when they're real, that happens*
Amen.
A M E N A M E N I S A Y T O Y O U
Amen brother
Amen!
Amen
Amen
That Halle Berry come back to her mean tweet was just superb!
Yes, it was. But not as good as The Rock's..
Having a come back makes you weak. Laughing it off is true power.
@@MEGACAMZ facts
Her body is perfection.
She's so perfect it was obviously difficult to find something to criticize, so that yoyo came up with lopsided breasts, a flaw that almost all women have.
I'm just laughing at the fact that someone insulted Halle Berry's appearance when she walks out looking perfect.
Jelly haters
That's because she IS perfect.
She has the best comeback too!
She is literally one of the most beautiful women that’s ever lived! ❤ And her personality, her intelligence & wit make her that much more stunning!
How can this be... Two Spider-Man's under the same roof.. :/
ahlie. i dont understand
They're actually friends irl.
LMAO, was just about to comment this. Must've been awkward
false its actually 3 spidermans (jack) lol
+Barbecue Chicken
I only see 1. Andrew was never Spider-man. (his words not mine :)
So we are just gonna ignore Benedict Cumberbatchs reply 😂😂👏
Nah that was the best
Bendythick Crumpetsnatch had the best come back
@@childofgodforever6614 I think she means that we can still pretend this handsome guy is single, lol.
Yeah
as he should 😌
Once again Meant Tweets proves the best thing about watching Jimmy Kimmel is Not watching Jimmy Kimmel.
This should be include in mean tweets 😂
Why?
Nailed it!
This us the only thing about Jimmy to watch. The guy is a hack and a putz
HAHAHAHAAAAAAAAA. anyways now onto the next celebrity.
I’m 1000% sure Halle will still be gorgeous when she’s 90
"Well someone did and she put a ring on it " omfg u go !!!
Kimberley Teodosiu so cute
So I take it she proposed to him then?? pffft typical soyboy.
@@loungejay8555 what?
Loungejay has never been to a wedding.
@@loungejay8555 Umm lmao get a life
'Someone did and she put a ring on it'👏 best comeback
Yes 👏🏻😜
Cumberback*
+Almog Lavi 😂 Indeed
Benedict Cumberbatch is so funny; that was awesome!
wtf
Andrew Garfield’s laugh was hilarious! And yesss Halle!!
2:56 Andrews laugh gets me every time😂
I love it how the older actors have to hold the phone further away so their eyes can focus 😂
lmao
Layla Adams isn't it so sweet
Lol
Layla Adams when you're older,you'll be the same
I fear I'm getting there, and I'm not even old yet.
...never mind. I'm old (32)
the Andrew Garfield one was perfect
LMAO
+Matt the Creator I laughed so hard at that one
+Matt the Creator Yeah but pedophilia is really bad.
+ChangingOld PC army, bruh!
+ChangingOld well no dur
+SOBER LEECH you PC bro?
This video is the closest thing we have with Tobey Maguire and Andrew Garfield actually together in it
No way home: Hold my Trailer 2
@@homersimpson8575 actually, hold my movie.
Yeah...about that...
how about that...
Yes yes....we got a movie itself which is more closer thing than this 🧡
Halle Barry's comeback was so powerful 🤛🏾
“When they’re real that happens” YES Halle Berry Yes
What a good sport she was.. respect
1.1k likes and only one comment lol
halle berry's my girlfriend fr fr
@@2kdemiks816 that’s my lady wym
So we are just gonna ignore Benedict Cumberbatchs reply 😂😂👏
BENEDICT CUMBERBATCH IS SO SAVAGE
Euclase Artist love him
U mean Battlefield Counterstrike?
Savage!!!
Rachel W HE DID IT TWICE
Benderflip Cinderblock is awesome.
Me when both Tobey and Andrew are in the same building:The multiverse is real?!
But seriously I didn’t even expect that
Bro people have the best roasts for Benedict Cumberbatch lmao
Everyone misses the biggest one - he looks like Lt Kif from Futurama.
*Well somebody did.... and she put a ring on it* 😂😂😂😂👌👌 that was the best comeback ever.
Daneeka Zlatovich Agree lool
Getting married is like the biggest L you can take, so how is that a win lll
@@carllazarraga2858 you're clearly jealous you're not married right now.
@@ss64vids84 clearly you've never been married lol
Best ever!!!!
When did Andrew Garfield turn into Shia Labeouf's lost son
I thought Orlando Bloom in this vid
***** thanks man
IFKR!!!!!
Sollatare is
Sollatare but that mullet doesn’t really suit him. I prefer his Amazing Spider-Man haircut.
The rock reading the tweets from a tiny phone compared to his huge hands is hilarious
Andrew Garfields laugh is everything 😭💕
Halle Berry was born in 1966. Just let that sink in for a second...
+Manny Calavera Auntie Ororo for life!
+Manny Calavera Oh my god, she's only two years younger than my mother.
seriously she looks waaay younger
she's older than my mom
***** We don't know if your mom is incredibly good looking and looks really young though. Halle Berry on the other hand, that's exaclt the case with her.
Jimmy gathered two Spiderman's before marvel did
And 3 batman also 🦇
Wonder if Tobey hates Andrew Garfield
@@FranciscoSantos-hp9wv no way he does
@@FranciscoSantos-hp9wv I don't know weather they hate each other or not but they definitely hate Tom Holland
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I absolutely loved Bette Midler's reaction.
YES. My other favourite in this video apart from Benedict Cumberbatch. 😂❤
I can't believe they had both Spiderman's in the same place at the same time
Ikr? I want to see them making a cameo in the next Spider-Man movie
such an event could be catastrophic to the delicate balance of space and time. I'm disappointed nothing major happened =\
No, they didn't. It was recorded in the span of a week, as it says in the description.
Bleu Skye
Three if you count Jack Black's spoof version
Is everyone going to ignore the fact that Tobey Maguire and Andrew Garfield are both present here?
Next time, there should be both Liam Neeson and Harrison Ford, here 😆
Yup
Indeed
Tom Holland should be included in this video
Yes I was like
Wait hold u-
"Tobey Maguire is just a hamster in a Robot'
Tobey: " I'm gonna put some dirt in your eyes"
When I saw Tobey I just thought: "He's gonna put some dirt in their eye."
Andrew Garfield looks like he could play Sirius Black.
+King Kindred or djesus
oddly people say he is a lupin though XD
+King Kindred Andrew Garfield looks like the Australian dude from TMZ
+King Kindred or Jesus :p
+King Kindred I DID MY WAITING...12 YEARS OF IT... IN AZKABAN!
Benedict killed it with his response 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Its was average
😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎🐴🐴🐴🐴🐴🐴🐴🐴🐴🐴🐴🐎🐴🐴🐃🐃🍑🍑🍑🍆🍒🍉🍉🍉🍉🍏🍎🍈🍈🍎🍓🍒🥑🌶🏀⚾️🎳🐕
It was true and honestly it was one of the best responses I've ever heard
Yep
@@tayo2810 mayo
After Tobey reads a mean tweet: *I’m gonna put some dirt in your eye.*
if you're still watching Mean tweets live in February 2021, so you're legend. In fact, I laughed at how contagious Andrew's laugh was at the moment to read that Mean Tweet.
Andrew Garfield's was the best because of his laugh
That was the funniest tweet. Crazy though is Dwayne Johnson getting the biggest cheer
@@RM-vc2bc , ew
Couldn’t agree more
.03%
I also think so
Andrew Garfield's laugh is just the greatest. He makes me want to laugh along
Dwayne walked in like he knew everyone in the audience was waiting for him only
damn halle berry pushing 50 and still hot as hell...
+JeVarie's Planet WTF, I know plastic surgery's a thing, but she looks like she's in her early 30's.
Black don't crack fam.
Black don't crack lol
+JeVarie's Planet She may be hot but what a cray b*atch
Exactly what I said. Her body is still on point!
That guy who hated on Neeson is probably dead now.
He should have made a really loud whisper saying: I have your name, I will find you
Noel Alexiusson lol yeah
no, neeson died. He always dies
+kayden Box you are thinking of Sean bean
LMAO 😂😂😂😂
Cumberbatch, Halle Berry and the Rock responses are gold🔥🔥🔥.
1:18 Well someone did and she actually put a ring on it 😂😂
That hit different!!
Spiderman and Spiderman!!!!
Tobey, has the better Spider-Mans by far.
+bpsn555520 that's not him though, cause its spelled differently. ;)
miamiheat109 thanks teacher, the heat will be in the ECF too..
Awesome!
bpsn555520 Finals* haha
I was hoping The Rock was going to read a Tweet starting with "I think the Rock..." and then he'd just shout IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT YOU THINK!
Yes!!!!! omg
+JOHN CENA John Cena, had no idea you were a fan of "The Rock".
+SSJ Bardock Hey Dad.
+Son Goku you're an imposter!!!!!!!!!
+SSJ Bardock i doubt many people would get it
Andrew's laugh is the most precious of them all. I swear to God.
Please don’t swear to the Heavenly Father.
"The multiverse is real" already six years ago when Tobey Maguire, Andrew Garfield And Benedict Cumberbatch in the same video
Tobey Macguire being actually controlled by a Hamster is dead accurate
Even the way he said. "Not me though, spelled different". Haha
So accurate lmao
A dead hamster
Gerbil maybe...
@@sensei9295 Eminem
benedict slayed the hater
I loved his answer......so hilarious😁
+heyits_mel He and Halle Berry have the best answers :D !
cuz he is a God
+heyits_mel Hell yeah! It was awesome! :D So funny too!
He just proved that there is an ass for every seat.
I love how benedict cumberbatch always laughs at these tweets.
3:59 "No, they got my name wrong, I told them it's THE HUMAN SPIDER!"
I loved the way Andrew Garfield laughed at his own mean tweet😂😭he’s precious❤️
That laugh's just precious 😂😂😂
I love him so much 😂
You know your roast is perfection when you can get the person your making fun of actually laugh with you and agree.
Amiira Mohamed but the laugh was fake
He looks like Jesus
both spider men showed up
Literally the first thing that came to my mind. I'm like it has to be illegal lol
+jay mehta 3 if you include the mtv movie awards skit!
Yaaaaaaas
+Lyndon Amon Not this debate again. arrghh
***** I really don't care anymore. I'm just tired of this man. hahaha
I love how the rock's tweet sounds like something he would have said in a wwe promo 20 years ago
I didn’t even wanna continue watching the video after Benedict cumberbatch 😂 he slayed!!
How can u even try to diss Dwayne Johnson?
I said the same thing.
fr everyone loves the guy
I wouldve said, "His head looks like a potato........sorry."
No😂😂he's too savage for us to humanly comprehend
Ikr like what the heck he is goalsss
BENEDICT SHOOK THE WORLD MY GOD HE IS FIREEEE
Ikr
literallly me He is death
😝He was so Badass
u gotta love Sherlockkk
His roast was so good
"And she put a ring on it!" 👏👏👏
"Well someone did, & she put a ring on it" 😂😂 best part
Tweet: “Toby Maguire is a hamster in a robot.”
Tobey: “I’m gonna put some dirt in your eye.”
Lol
But he also missed the part where that's his problem
Look at little Twitter user jr. Gonna cry?
Lmao
That’s a cute username, did your husband give it to you?
Bless these amazing Stars
Halle Berry and The Rock's clapbacks were awesome! Perfect!
Andrew Garfield's laugh is the best
I was about to type that😂
The best spiderman
I feel like he's so full of himself😩
Facts lmao
He’s too cute lol
Are you kidding me, someone hates Liam Neeson??? who the fuq hates Liam Neeson????
^LMFAO you bet they would bro
Exactly!
SilverClaw Logan I know right! People are mean !
+sunshine Muse did you just quote from the lady from little big town lol
Yeah! WTF is wrong with people!!?
Tobey should have said,
“I’m gonna put some dirt in your eye”
Andrew, The rock, Clooney, Tobey and Benedict- those were the best
And Halle
If only they had Tom Holland then they would’ve had all the spiderman’s
Jonah Reed that’s what I was thinking
Surely the plural of Spiderman is Spidermen?
This came out way before Tom was hired to play spiderman.
ikr
Miraj It didn’t.
Benedict Cumberbatch is a superhero. How the hell did he do that with his ring finger!?
Just tried it
you're right
He is Dr.Strange!
You can't????
i can do it i think its easy 😊😊😊😂
I can do it.
Saving the rocks till last was the best idea😂😂😂😂
I can't believe there are ppl who genuinely hate emily blunt. She seems so sweet
I 100% agree!
Oh no. Halle berry is super hot
No one at that age is so DAMN hot
+Juai nott? Jennifer Lopez, Sofia Vergara, Demi Moore, Salma Hayek, Sharon Stone, Christie Brinkley, Elle Macpherson, Vanessa Williams, Elizabeth Hurley, Iman, Raquel Welch....shall I go on?
+YourMajesty143 Yes please go on
FF2 FF2 No hate here. I'm just an avid admirer of the female form in all its variety.
lutschmeineumel Gwen Stefani, Penelope Cruz, Brooke Burke, Angelina Jolie, Lucy Liu, Ann Curry, Eva Mendes, Eva Longoria, Stephanie Seymour, Heidi Klum, Helena Christensen, Kate Beckinsale, Carmen Electra,Denise Richards, Gabrielle Union, Padma Lakshmi, etc.
+Juai nott? She hasn't lost it yet.
+Juai nott? Jane Seymour is 64 and still got it. www.google.ca/search?q=jane+seymour&rlz=1C1CHYD_enCA590CA590&espv=2&biw=1366&bih=667&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&sqi=2&ved=0CAYQ_AUoAWoVChMIi6ebr9mdyAIVwXc-Ch1Egger&dpr=1
Halle Barrie’s response to her mean tweet was classic
*Berry
I C O N I C
complete with that upward speech pattern
savagery
Real reality I guess😂
Bette Midler's reaction had me 🤣🤣
I love and am very happy for the great shows and movies that every one of you have graciously provideed ... 💯💞
Who the hell has the guts to try to roast the Rock?
Anyone hiding behind a phone screen
+Whyareyouevenbotheringtotake Thetimetoreadthis Agreed.
Kevin hart lol
Well apparently someone is. But i bet he is'nt talking about "The people's Strudel" when he said "i'll give u something to suck" tho
Chuck Norris?
Cumberbatch killed it with his answer ...
... and Tobey Maguire still looking like 25
Auron 888 he is 43 like wtf
I too love cumberbatch's reply
...x don’t disrespect the goat like that
love maguire tho
Wait who? You mean Booperdoop Coopersnoop?
Tobey's reply was the best in my opinion.🤣🤣
He said - Not me, because the tweet read as toby and not tobey!!
Top moments:
1:00 Benedict Cumberbatch 💍 🖕🏻
2:04 Emily Blunt😍😍😍 (whoever shade Emily…just drop dead ☠️)
2:46 Andrew Garfield (this guys laughter destroys me😂😂😂)
3:24 Halle Berry ( 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻 )
If Kristen Bell was Alcatraz, I think i'd want to go to that prison.
+Dr. Doom I didn't get it as a insult. If it is Alcatraz, it means that the guys can get out of it.
Mustavo Gaia Alcatraz was regarded as the most heavily guarded prison in the world. There was no escape, and if you did escape you drowned in the choppy freezing cold waters that surrounded it.
Dr. Doom frozen
+Ian Mccown Touché!
+Mustavo Gaia who would want to get out of it? I'd stay in the prison for life.
Idk what people are talking about, Buffalo Custardbath is hot
Don't you mean benadryl cucumberpatch?
+Luke Trainor No... I'm pretty sure it bucandary butterstash
srsly get educated
+death by pig nope, its Buttercup Cummerbund
Bendoverdick Cuminbutt
+James DeLong original
The Rock’s response sent chills down my spine!!! Like “oh my!!”
The fact that Benedict cumberbatch, Tobey maguire and andrew garfield are here is just excellent foreshadowing
Facts ikr
So we are just going to ignore the fact that Kimmel had Tobey Maguire and Andrew Garfield ( both portraying me)
You don't feel so good....
Ah if only Tom Holland was here during this Show!
Some legends are told some turn to dust or to gold but you'll remember me, remember me for centuries
*Spider-Man?
The Spider-Verse?
Benedict Cumberbatch, Halle Berry and Dwayne Johnson killed it!😍
George Clooney always reads tweets the best.
Agree
You spelled it wrong, it’s Bagnack California
Oh my God these were the best. All of them were gold with amazing comebacks.
Benedict and his comebacks, my god.
I'm dying LMFAO
Isn't anyone going to mention that BOTH actors who played Spider-man are in the same video?? Tobey and Andrew! Nicely done.
A lot of people mentioned it and they weren't there the same day.
actually 3...Jack Black played spider-man in 02 mtv movie awards XD
Well yeah, the comment you copied from mentioned it first.
hello dalyxman.
+Dalyxman I know, right?!?!?!
Bridges missed a wonderful opportunity to say "Well, that's just like your opinion, man."
1:27 Bett is so beautiful
you forgot to ad "JK" at the end of that statement
Dwayne Johnson just won that. XD Best line ever. XD
"I'll give you something to suck." XD
hahajahaha true !
Lol save the best for last
i prefer benedict cumberbatch answer ! it was simply better
That's fine. ^^
Really? It was so expected, totally crass...which is ok I guess given the situation. But it was not clever at all.
We were one away from having the Spider-Man trifecta
That would be a sticky three-way
TheLegendAX 99 Holland wasn’t cast yet
He wasn’t spider man yet if he were he would’ve been there
Could've jad Kirsten Dunst in there...Go Toros!! Lmao
It would have been so great if the rock had raised his eyebrow
The Bette Midler one is actually more of a backhanded compliment. 😹
AND I'M WHEEZING AT TOBEY MAGUIRE
"Not me, though, cuz it's spelled wrong."
"Not me though, cause it's spelled differently" I love Tobey Maguire 😂😂
Pizza time
Jamie Harrison sammeee 💕💕💕
Best spiderman ever
that halle berry comeback was perfect
YASS
Andrew Garfield always gets the most inventive and funny tweets. I love how he doesn’t it to heart and just laughs about it.
Best celebrity mean tweets ever! had many of my favorite actors and actresses. such as Dwayne Johnson, Emily blunt and Jack black! also three marvel superheroes.