Sex Worker: The Biggest Penis I've Ever Seen
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I talk about the biggest penis I've ever seen, while working as an escort. For this guy, a huge penis was not a gift, but a curse, unfortunately.
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How can you make this so boring...
IQ ~75
She made it interesting.
She should have dressed up nicely,
and slowly ate a banana as she told it, with her mouth going back and forth over the banana!
Her description is hilarious, especially with that whiny voice, she sounded like she was describing a cooking menu from a cookbook.
TY 4 the honest story. It helps me not feel so bad about being just avg. As an escort, you must have a lot of interesting stories.
1 cm makes huge difference- so between 15 and 20, the difference is mercyless.
Under the covers. Girl: You are the largest guy that I have ever been with." Guy: You are pulling my leg."
I’m alarmed at the nonchalantness in this story
She isn’t though lol.
Bro fax
@@marlonmoore5000 Umm yes she is. She casually said normal sized dicks in her world is thicker than her arm. Yikes
Dead inside
Why...
Her storytelling is very underwhelming.
Cuz she stoned
No kidding!! Blllaahhh
She’s a hooker not an actress.
No it isn't, she is just telling the story like a normal human being.
Ha, great comment sir.
But like a trooper, she got it up her and gave him his monies worth. Good on her.
Did she milk it dry?
I remember hearing a comic saying he was in the sauna and Milton Berle came in and took off the towel. He said ' I thought he had his son with him ' 😄
😂😂😂😂
I've heard this story before, that Uncle Miltie was packin'! lol
It’s been said that when Uncle Miltie was circumcised, they used the foreskin as a tarp to cover the infield at Yankee Stadium.
Haha this had me laughing :)
Seen o feill.?😮😮
skin graft from my arm. gotcha, thanks for the advice
This guy!!!😂😂😂😂
LMMFAO
Big facts
😂😂
lol!
Her voice is horrifying. "He's like" and "I'm like".
she’s horrifying in general. truly a sad excuse of a woman right there. nothing but an object
I think it’s hot. She sounds like a moron
Her voice is SCARY actually !! lol
Dude walked out the bathroom with a 2-liter bottle between his legs.
louisville slugger!
My ex girlfriend’s doctor thought she was being abused. She was 4’10”
I'm 4'11 and the most painful sex I had was with a guy who was 10 inches
@@thiccredgyal3404Hey😉
I'm sorry the man had a mishap that left him scarred.
Why
I can't imagine how bad it must've hurt and how scared you'd be after a huge shard of glass fell into your crotch and peeled the skin clean off your pecker like a carrot. Must've bled like crazy too, even more if he had a hardon when it happened. I guess he should feel thankful that he was able to not only keep his penis but ended up with more dick than he started with, somehow that just doesn't seem right though
I think she is still in that shock 🤣🤣
How did I end up on this site
When her inbox has a file size limit of 10 MB, but you go ahead and send that 25 MB attachment anyway.
😂😂😂😂
This is the dumbest story I've ever heard
she’s truly disgusting… she’s ruined her life and reputation by selling her body as an object. no valued man is gonna want to marry her and she’ll never be able to fulfill her purpose and happiness with a loving family
My girl needs a reboot she saw too much she can't take it anymore
Abdelkader Elbachir she's a dingy bird.
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I thought AOC was bar tender before she made her way to the hall of congress.
She was, but bartending is usually a type of "sex work" for women
it would have been even more annoying if that was AOC's voice.
This is A0C
i first realised it , when i went full in and my partner literally folded and told me to pull it out
Turn the speed to 1.5x.. U will b fine.
What did he use for a condom ? The polythene wrapper over a french loaf or something.
When she said, "He went into the bathroom to put on the condom" I was thinking the same thing!! If his junk was as big as she described, does anyone even make a condom that big??
I'm about the same size as Ron Jeremy and I struggle with condoms. But my older brother is even bigger than I am and he has no problems at all wiith condom fit. I think it varies from man to man
What about Magnum?@@UnderSprayedWhiteSkies
Probably a bin liner with a big rubber band?
I would love to have watched that whole scenario😆😂🤣
She talks like she has had a head injury
the guy accidentally hit her in the head with his hardon and gave her a traumatic brain injury, she was placed in a medically induced coma for 3 weeks by ER docs to prevent further damage and it took months of rehab before she was able to return to work.
Good for U 👏 im actually proud of U ,but U did the best U could always taking like a champ 👏 👍👍
how could you congratulate her on being a hoe? she’s devaluing herself and clearly has no morals towards her body. she’s clearly doesn’t respect the beauty of female purity by selling herself as an object for money… disgusting
You are loved.thank you for sharing.
During your "appointments", is it extra to request that you don't speak?
😂
That was very nice of her to do him even though it was uncomfortable for her.
By the way, your story was interesting, thank you for sharing your story.
Tks for sharing.
Did u still charge him?
How so I get an appointment with you?
"Curse". LOL. *LMAO, even.* 🤣🤣🤣
where do you work at I'm trying to order some service
lmfao but you still sat on it
can i know where can i get that glass?
I went to school with some guys that had literally "Hog Legs!" I'm talking, hang down to their knees, huge! I was 5.5" long soft in high school but it grew in my 40's after I started Testosterone treatment.
I'm now 6" to 6.5" some days soft & a bit over 7.25" erect & around 5.75" in girth so my Wife of 33yrs is very happy. It's not too big & not too small, as she says. lol
I'm 6'1" tall & 170lb, so healthy, not fat or too large. I've always been tall & thin.
im 6'1 too but i have like 5 inches
trt made it grow?
I can relate.
Fairy tale stories .
@@abhs1141not really mine grew a little after starting testosterone replacement therapy.
but it was not naturally big.
It was naturally big. It was already naturally big, and then his skin graft made it bigger.
Dude be like....where are the size queens when you need them.....
4:53 someone threw a rock at your window. Prob just a welfare check
Lmao
Lol
Brb im going for some glass
OMG when she said subscribe I was like no thanks..... then when she said hit the bell icon....I was like fuck this close it now!!!
Haha made my day
Repent don't say God name in vain
2:43 lol
Gosh you are super gorgeous, how can I book an appointment?
She hit the nail on the head when she said now this is the story
I can relate I also have 'the curse' tho no broken glass thankfully, why do women always ask 'why' it's so big, like dafuq
"God gives his heaviest burdens to his strongest soldiers."
😇
She still took the boys ol hog leg
Hats off to her
she’s trash
Hog leg, pffft
yeah she's a credit to her profession and should get some kind of award for "outstanding customer service"
You sound stoned 🤣
Nice video
Thanks for the story, Meg Tilly.
Two arms am calling cap 🧢lol
I've just ordered a sheet of glass
Now I'm thinking about getting a skin graft from my leg. Thanks for the tip! (pun intended)
Wow!!! 20,000 views 😀😀😀 Thank you for watching.
tumpnail doesnt match the vid
@@mouna2029 I have a 21 cm long rod
Thats true. At first I thought only I was shy about my size and what problems would bring to my partner, but when I talked about my experiences with my friends I realised this is general for any endowed guy
only if u rush the fucking..takes atleast a hour of pussy play to get the pussy to open,,,,, me a t 13 1/2 and super fat never had a pussy that didnt multi cum. and wanted more. cant always go balls deep .. but usally after a few good fuckings after a few weeks no problems.. best fucks are ones with freaky friends that like to join in.. 3 at onces was heaven... since i can keep going after i cum , usally i can last a good 3 hours till my legs gets tired..
Yeah I mean anybody who talks about having a big penis has never experienced the embarrassment of like having a penis too big to perform
@@Pinkielover Haha go back to your closet spede. Your fckng around but only on youtube comments.
I'm 8" and have had troubles myself getting it in sometimes, so it can be an issue.
My dad used to whip it out and piss everywhere being a farmer, as everyone does in our industry. He had no discretion cos if you accidentally walked around the pickup and saw him, he wouldn't even bawk, let alone try to turn away. That late, SOB, had an elephant trunk that made me look pathetic, LOL. I'm the oldest and my brother is the youngest, 14 years younger than me. He's got Asperger's and is extremely shy, mid twenties now. It's impossible not to notice at the swimming pool when he's in swim trunks: that lucky guy is packing a summer sausage, compliments of getting the full order from my dad's genetics, LOL.
@@nicholassims1947 Dang is your family part Congolese or something?
i found this video from searching "how to cook a prostitute"
😂 😭
🤣🤣🤣
you probably looking for potatoes but youtube had a big surprize for you.😅😅
Lol 🤣
how much is ya service
james brook ittsss! Liiiike ummm like ummm free!!!
rumor has it that she's in the process of writing you a response. but she is lagging.
Men and women both need to stop placing their responsibility for their own pleasure on the proportions and technique of their partners. They should just be happy to have partners that match their personality/looks/physique. Anything else is dehumanizing and evil
True. Honestly a good mark of a quality lover is acceptance and communication.
Says the man with the little todge
@@user-ti6bj8gs5r Nothing wrong with little todges, just like how there is nothing wrong with small boobs.
How long was it?
it was like the great wall of china. 🤣🤣
normal size here
Hi thanks for the video. I find you very attractive and a good storyteller. 💋💋💋
How can i take appointment from sex worker?
A one minute story took 5 minutes due to how long she draws out her words
Who else had to watch this at 1.5x speed?
That's good storytelling
im 6.2 which is like a girls wrist and its a problem
Problem for who?
@@georgia8592 not length sweetheart "circumference" problem for many girls especially getting the head in . If you have a large vagina and some of your friends its not a problem. If you are a short curvy sexy Latina sometimes its a problem since that is my type. If you a tall large white girl probably going to give a lot of pleasure but not pain. Smaller girl that I like 5ft5 and under it can daunting to say the least. Have a good one.
@@georgia8592 😂...your a fool
Super great video and merry christmas and ( i have international hidden beachfront resort casinos all around the world)
So there you have it guys. If you want a bigger todger, get a skin graft. Simple.
She sounds like she is faking that story
Probably not the only thing she's faked in her life 🤣🤣
She is she just wants you to sub to her shitty onlyfans 😂
The devils cruel joke, never to be able to satisfy a woman because of deformity
Sounds like this video was made right after the guy he closed the door behind him and left.
Every woman has a limit to how much length she can take.
did you give his money back
no
@@LizLovejoy was his dick straight?
@@LizLovejoy Why on earth not?
@@CARAVANRUSH i have a 9inch penis
@@LizLovejoy lol
Definitely not wife material.
yeah she’s gonna live a sad and lonely life when she’s ready to settle down. no man wants a dirty hoe and this women is about as bad as it gets
She should have known when he booked his appointment under the name of Tripod.
Hi liz
She was drunk and accidentally went to the stables.
Important question to ask any ‘SEX WORKER’ is what matters for you in your ‘private life’ away from your ‘work’ …..
Depends on the situation….if she’s soaking she’ll take any size! FACT
Nope. Tightness can cause pain.
@@God.sDaughterCan't you read? He said FACT!
What a time to be alive
the more interesting story here is how a pane of glass some how skinned his dingus. you need to go back to that dude and ask the important questions.
My grandpa would say "What a cock and bull story."
He also liked baseball.
Now, she have to contact her orthodontist to fix it back her “jaw hinges” or at least to remind her that she have to open her mouth when she’s trying to talk.
Can you do a smallest too
Why??????
Bon Gorko hahahahaha
Remember that cartoon Daria? Lol😁
Who was his doctors? I want one
That’s was my cousin Ernest. He told me about you.
poor liz is locked up, if anybody cares to write to her
LOL - YOU GET WHAT YOU FUCKING DESERVE!
In prison is she still there
yes in ohio ORW@@klaudiehorvathova4046
What city are you in? I wanna come see you.
Bigger is not always better...but better nonetheless
😂
That's like saying big boobs are always better, when they are not.
Well, join the club. 99% of workers have jobs they have to do they don't necessarily enjoy. And please, as if you aren't already wollered out taking 30 Ds a day 🤣🤣🤣
keep in mind shes comparing to what she was use to
That voice! what a passion-killer.
It's not the size of the ship ,but it's the motion of the ocean 😅.
Yeah but I'm quite happy with my supertanker
You sank my battleship.😂
It's very much like getting a port overflow after a DDoS attack.
Lady you are just going to have to take it. Earn your money.
According to sex experts, 5 to 6 inches is perfectly a normal size, I’m about 6 and a half inches hard. So if most women would just appreciate my size that would make me feel more confident and comfortable about myself and manhood, remember, we didn’t choose to be the sizes we are , we were born that way, so please have mercy, thank you.
Any comments from any women out there reading this. Can you give me your opinion on this?
You're already on the larger side, 5.5-6 inches slightly larger than the average male on earth, 6.6 is technically a larger penis length, only porn makes everyone think 6 is average. BTW, most people in porn use viagara then a pump before a shoot makes their shyt huge for a bit.
Sorry about that again. I guess I'm just doomed to walk this earth alone with my monstrous schlong.
How the hell did i ended up here
The older sister from Bob's burgers lol.. 😁😁