KATKO VS BRINEY: The Shotgun Door Trap Case | Tales From the Bottle

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  • No, it's not from a movie - this couple really did rig their farmhouse with a shotgun door trap. And a burglar really triggered it!
    "Katko v. Briney, 183 N.W.2d 657 (Iowa 1971), was a court case decided by the Iowa Supreme Court, in which two homeowners (Edward and Bertha Briney) were held liable for battery for injuries caused to a trespasser (Marvin Katko) who set off a spring gun set as a mantrap in an abandoned house on the homeowners’ property."
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  • @Qxir
    @Qxir  Před 3 lety +1795

    Before you ask, I made the sick "You Are a Pirate" remix at the end.
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    • @Pacifist_chris
      @Pacifist_chris Před 3 lety +10

      Hey man, you should reply to this message and make my day just a little bit better!

    • @bane2201
      @bane2201 Před 3 lety +59

      Can you upload the remix to your second channel or something? It's a great remix!

    • @pyrix
      @pyrix Před 3 lety +26

      @@Pacifist_chris No.

    • @NorthEevee
      @NorthEevee Před 3 lety +8

      Nice MIDI, mate.

    • @Babbleplay
      @Babbleplay Před 3 lety +5

      @@bane2201 I second this request.

  • @joem6600
    @joem6600 Před 3 lety +2651

    "In other news, a man dressed up as a pirate was found guilty of murder. Before killing the man, the man shouted, 'I haven't got my money's worth yet"

    • @romania5106
      @romania5106 Před 3 lety +30

      In other news man defends himself with flintlock pistol kills dog instead

    • @beaverchicken
      @beaverchicken Před 3 lety +14

      @@romania5106 Man defends himself from burglar, ends up killing burglar, 16 neighbors, the mailman and him self in a single blast

    • @romania5106
      @romania5106 Před 3 lety +8

      @@beaverchicken after the break we will tell you about the man who didn’t get his cookies and ended up destroying the Russian mafia

    • @theotherwayofstopping4717
      @theotherwayofstopping4717 Před 3 lety +2

      @@beaverchicken Sounds like the magic bullet that killed JFK........

    • @tangerinetech5300
      @tangerinetech5300 Před 2 lety +1

      @@theotherwayofstopping4717 that's been debunked for ages. For some reason they didn't take into account how the guy who got shot in front of Kennedy was in a seat designed wierdly and not directly in front of him and he was turned slightly to the right before it happened. When you take that all into account the the trajectory is straight and not magic. If anything was a cover up it was how poorly the whole thing was investigated and handled.

  • @nicolasa.3192
    @nicolasa.3192 Před 3 lety +4993

    "I am admittedly one of these people."
    Honesty is a virtue.

  • @stubstunner
    @stubstunner Před 2 lety +1373

    Watching this has made me rethink my home defense strategies. I took down my door gun and placed mines instead. Thanks for the heads up!

    • @ryanchowdhary965
      @ryanchowdhary965 Před 2 lety +3

      Place the gun above the door ; )

    • @dannylamb456
      @dannylamb456 Před 2 lety +67

      Make sure to put a warning sign near the mines so you don't get sued if the mines don't kill them.

    • @luissan5764
      @luissan5764 Před 2 lety +35

      I prefer underground spike traps. Can always fill it with cement afterwards, is quiet, and no one will be the wiser when the job is done.

    • @reverenddick8562
      @reverenddick8562 Před 2 lety +25

      @@dannylamb456 or use bigger mines.

    • @TheA53ford
      @TheA53ford Před 2 lety +5

      I just buried homemade claymores in my yard. They come near I just shoot one to blow it up, like how I make my own homemade shotgun slug/buckshot hybrid. Can punch a hole Through a car door

  • @JohnDoe-on6ru
    @JohnDoe-on6ru Před 11 měsíci +81

    The biggest reason traps are illegal are if for example paramedics have to come get you, they might encounter a trap

    • @Gallalad1
      @Gallalad1 Před 3 měsíci +15

      Yup! Its the indiscriminate nature of the weapon that makes it illegal more than anything else. I do think one day when someone makes some AI trap we're gonna see this sorta thing go back to court.

    • @concept5631
      @concept5631 Před 2 měsíci +1

      That's a good point.

    • @olivercharles2930
      @olivercharles2930 Před měsícem

      cringe

  • @kadius9251
    @kadius9251 Před 3 lety +3466

    The “You are a Pirate” remix in the outro really makes this video I think

    • @AxxLAfriku
      @AxxLAfriku Před 3 lety +13

      AAAAAAHHHHH!!!! PAAAAAIIIINNNN!!!!!!
      I broke my hand yesterday because of the hate comments I get on my amazing videos. I was so angry that I punched a hole in my computer. Please don't comment anything mean on my wonderful videos, dear kqe

    • @miqslol
      @miqslol Před 3 lety +52

      @@AxxLAfriku I was gonna ask if you were ok but then I clicked on your channel, so nevermind

    • @nistax2880
      @nistax2880 Před 3 lety

      Yes

    • @matt309
      @matt309 Před 3 lety +1

      @@AxxLAfriku i love ur vids

    • @hipolymerduck706
      @hipolymerduck706 Před 3 lety

      You sure?

  • @nickrustyson8124
    @nickrustyson8124 Před 3 lety +5227

    Robber: Falls into hole.
    Everyone: Bury him
    Qxir: "It's pirate time"

  • @SonOfTegz
    @SonOfTegz Před 2 lety +688

    Group of lads broke into a house my dad was restoring, they went to climb over the side gate but as it was old and damaged they cut themselves on a nail that had become exposed. The police came after a neighbour called saying people were breaking in, the kids got let off scot free and tried to charge my dad for a dangerous environment.

    • @octoniumvideos
      @octoniumvideos Před 2 lety +8

      Fuck that shit

    • @cryptojare8295
      @cryptojare8295 Před 2 lety +97

      One of the officers had a son involved.

    • @thesoundsmith
      @thesoundsmith Před 2 lety

      THAT'S what the AR-15 is for. OR the machete. They have NO right to life. Part of the unspolen rules of the game. You steal from me and I CATCH you, your ass is MINE for as long as I let you live - or not. There USED to be laws, now all we have is "The Rules." And there ARE NO Rules...

    • @pichass9337
      @pichass9337 Před rokem +8

      are you canadian?

    • @ToasterStud
      @ToasterStud Před rokem +3

      I call bs on this.

  • @Skorpychan
    @Skorpychan Před 2 lety +139

    In my experience (admittedly limited to Fallout games), guns wired to doors are merely a source of free guns. A nice bonus when you're looting the place.

    • @Vandius24
      @Vandius24 Před 19 dny +1

      Tell that to the guy who got his legs shot. The difference with Fallout is you're expecting those traps, in real life traps like that are less than a 1 in 1 million (probably even higher). I get the number from how many houses you would have to search to see something like this irl but I have a feeling it's more like 1 in 50 million because who rigs shotguns to their door today?

  • @Phurzt
    @Phurzt Před 3 lety +3815

    Ok, but really, im infinitely more disturbed by Elmer Fudd running with a Scythe than I am his shotgun.

    • @IIIVI
      @IIIVI Před 3 lety +405

      It's funny because of how humane guns are compared to trying to stab and slash something with a scythe.

    • @PatRiot-
      @PatRiot- Před 3 lety +204

      Now he’s Jack the Ripper.
      So much better for children.

    • @hbtm2951
      @hbtm2951 Před 3 lety +133

      @@PatRiot- Nothing like ripping and tearing apart your foes, am i right?

    • @FumblsTheSniper
      @FumblsTheSniper Před 3 lety +7

      Dude, you stole one of my profile pictures. Explain yourself.

    • @Phurzt
      @Phurzt Před 3 lety +26

      @@FumblsTheSniper im the OG with this pic. You stole it from me.

  • @peterpeter2294
    @peterpeter2294 Před 3 lety +2526

    When the Pirate-Homedefense bit started, i first thought it was this copypasta:
    Own a musket for home defense, since that's what the founding fathers intended. Four ruffians break into my house. "What the devil?" As I grab my powdered wig and Kentucky rifle.
    Blow a golf ball sized hole through the first man, he's dead on the spot. Draw my pistol on the second man, miss him entirely because it's smoothbore and nails the neighbors dog.
    I have to resort to the cannon mounted at the top of the stairs loaded with grape shot, "Tally ho lads" the grape shot shreds two men in the blast, the sound and extra shrapnel set off car alarms. Fix bayonet and charge the last terrified rapscallion. He Bleeds out waiting on the police to arrive since triangular bayonet wounds are impossible to stitch up. Just as the founding fathers intended.

    • @dungc6479
      @dungc6479 Před 3 lety +293

      It was all good until you committed a felony by using that fixed bayonet. If you took it off before stabbing him with it, you would've still had your freedom. rip

    • @justtime6736
      @justtime6736 Před 3 lety +153

      Private citizens owned warships and cannons then.

    • @D8W2P4
      @D8W2P4 Před 3 lety +143

      @@dungc6479
      Good thing blackpowder weapons aren't regulated.

    • @johnbeauvais3159
      @johnbeauvais3159 Před 3 lety +49

      THISISTHIS Yup, though this is kinda questionable after that man made a black powder powered panzerfaust

    • @brianpinkey676
      @brianpinkey676 Před 3 lety +8

      @@D8W2P4 The powder is to fire them!!

  • @entropynme
    @entropynme Před 2 lety +489

    Actually in some parts of the US (read: California) you can be found just as liable for trespasser injuries. I worked on an almond orchard for several years and half my job was to tell trespassing hunters to fuck off so they couldn’t sue us when they shot themselves in the foot or inhaled pesticides

    • @convolutedpeppercorn1078
      @convolutedpeppercorn1078 Před 2 lety +73

      California amirite?

    • @octoniumvideos
      @octoniumvideos Před 2 lety +125

      That definitely sounds like some California shit

    • @acapybara3032
      @acapybara3032 Před 2 lety +68

      fuckin' california lmao

    • @nk361
      @nk361 Před 2 lety +1

      California literally wants to legalize pedophilia, let criminals out of jail, take funding from police, legalize all drugs, tax all the rich, pretend everything on earth causes cancer, and become a communist state. Their opinions are invalid.

    • @freewind6368
      @freewind6368 Před 2 lety

      The opposite also exists, apparently if I remember correctly some where in the US there is something called the “Castle” law(or something like that don’t remember the exact name since it’s been years since I thought about the case), where basically it states that your home is your “castle” and you have a right to protect it from any trespassers. Which has sparked many debates since shit loads of robber have been killed because of said law, one notably, one guy got done in by a single mother with a baby and she shot the motherfuker with a shot gun right when he broke through the door, and she was protected by the law.

  • @CaptOrbit
    @CaptOrbit Před rokem +59

    A number of years back down around I think Ft. Myers a man told his girlfriend that he was going to a certain neighborhood to case houses for later robbery. He was spotted in the neighborhood and the police were called so he fled into the kind of swampy pond filled area behind the neighborhood where the police heard a lot of commotion but couldn't determine what was going on.
    Later, when he didn't return home, his girlfriend called the police and admitted that he had gone to scout out potential burglary locations but had never come back. When the police got a hold of this information they put two and two together and realized what must have happened.
    When daylight broke they searched the area with wildlife trappers and found a particularly large alligator along with all the evidence they needed to determine what had happened to him.
    Florida, it's own anti burglary trap since time immemorial!

  • @classickalashnikov152
    @classickalashnikov152 Před 3 lety +743

    In northern Ireland if you trespass on a farm you just become a missing person

    • @TawnyRain2332
      @TawnyRain2332 Před 3 lety +10

      Lmao

    • @denisl2760
      @denisl2760 Před 3 lety +67

      In west virginia if you trespass in the woods you become a squeeling pig.

    • @EL-ISS
      @EL-ISS Před 3 lety +6

      @@denisl2760 not sure if this is a Deliverance reference lol

    • @denisl2760
      @denisl2760 Před 3 lety +23

      @@EL-ISS say boy, you got a purdy mouth

    • @GaMeRfReAkLIVE
      @GaMeRfReAkLIVE Před 3 lety +6

      You do that out here and you just become pig food

  • @Chrischi3TutorialLPs
    @Chrischi3TutorialLPs Před 3 lety +660

    "Imagine crossing a field one day on a hike and you step on a fucking landmine."
    *Yugoslavia noises intensify*

    • @iseokk
      @iseokk Před 2 lety +45

      The average Bosnian and Croatian hiker can relate

    • @nilihcrevo9820
      @nilihcrevo9820 Před 2 lety +13

      Same with countries in indo-china

    • @filip-kresimirsaric8975
      @filip-kresimirsaric8975 Před 2 lety +2

      Yuup, but instead of aimed audience of croats and serbs in hilltops in Lika, imigrants are now stepping on them

  • @tripleh327
    @tripleh327 Před rokem +72

    once upon a time my granpa told me a golden rule
    the law clearly state that you have to shoot a warning shoot to the intruder before using letal force
    but keep in mind, demonstrating that the first bullet you shot was in his skull and the second on the floor and not the other way around is an entire different thing

  • @Idkoscar1
    @Idkoscar1 Před 2 lety +119

    This reminds me of a Finnish case with involves some summer/winter cabin that was broken into. The owner got pissed so he put an absurd amount of beartraps inside of his home. A couple of weeks later he returned, showed to see that the burger had climbed through the window face first, and gotten his head crushed in one of the beartraps.

  • @VladimirDemetrovIlyushin
    @VladimirDemetrovIlyushin Před 3 lety +2252

    What do you mean I can't booby-trap my own home? I thought this was America!

    • @nickrustyson8124
      @nickrustyson8124 Před 3 lety +169

      I mean you can, you just got to make sure no one will tell

    • @CMT_Crabbles
      @CMT_Crabbles Před 3 lety +129

      @@nickrustyson8124 yeaaaa, make sure they stay quiet.... permanently.

    • @jamesneuman7083
      @jamesneuman7083 Před 3 lety +76

      Dead men can't prosecute 😉

    • @DasAutotheoriginal
      @DasAutotheoriginal Před 3 lety +6

      That’s Ireland

    • @MisterPickle.
      @MisterPickle. Před 3 lety +35

      I honestly think you can as long as you have a sign stating that there is traps. But im no lawyer. [I'm in the US]

  • @LeDank
    @LeDank Před 3 lety +594

    Yeah an Irish pirate with a mace would definitely not be something you’d want to run into when committing a burglary.

    • @LTPottenger
      @LTPottenger Před 3 lety +3

      I'm sure there's a website where people go to see exactly that.

    • @kari7403
      @kari7403 Před 3 lety +8

      Actually, for me, where I to be a low life, self centered, greedy asshole, who robbed others of their hard earned possessions, I would MUCH prefer being killed in a B&E by a complex pirate themed burglar proof house with the Captain laughing maniacly while beating me with his mace. (I would feel bad if he didn't get his money's worth.) Than to die by, oh I don't know, some old man cornering me and my buddy and shooting us down, while we try to escape, and then lay there dying while he shoots a second time to make sure im dead. Then letting my rot for a day or so before reporting it to the cops.
      So yeah, I'll go with Death by inventive and creative psycho pirate, over, Disgruntled old retired Vet, who still has an urge to kill, remorseless.
      Sign me up for the Pirate House!!!

    • @liamcorreia7929
      @liamcorreia7929 Před 3 lety +4

      All I think when said that is just Qxir dresssed as a pirate with mace in hand listening to 'you are a pirate'

  • @JayBandersnatch
    @JayBandersnatch Před 2 lety +10

    I was told by a Chinese roommate once that they have a saying there in relation to running over someone with your car which translates to "Back-and-forth". This stems from the fact if you run over someone and they live you are responsible for their medical bills which could be quite costly, yet if they die then there is a maximum amount that their family may sue for which could be less than the medical bills. Therefore if you ever run over someone then you would put it in reverse to ensure a lesser payment!

    • @skussy69
      @skussy69 Před 2 lety +1

      Correct, I've seen a video of that in action lol

  • @ComaDave
    @ComaDave Před 2 lety +12

    I just have an exceedingly large sign on my gate that reads:
    "Is there life after death?
    Trespass here and find out"

  • @BaronVonQuiply
    @BaronVonQuiply Před 3 lety +1010

    Fun fact: In my state, we can't own Mace.
    We can, however, own a mace.

    • @johnhansen6009
      @johnhansen6009 Před 3 lety +6

      Fair

    • @tiedyedowl8367
      @tiedyedowl8367 Před 3 lety +16

      John Barber
      Good to know. Thanks

    • @rd1305
      @rd1305 Před 3 lety +71

      To be fair pepper spray isn't always effective even with proper contact. A mace on the other hand would always be effective upon proper contact.

    • @greenfly1264
      @greenfly1264 Před 3 lety +7

      English Law Demands all men carry a Mace always has done .

    • @Uncle-Cookoo
      @Uncle-Cookoo Před 2 lety +9

      Technically, you can still still mace an offender/assailant in the eyes.

  • @dmittleman9757
    @dmittleman9757 Před 3 lety +867

    I must say, “Pirate Themed Trap” was not the direction I thought Qxir would go in terms of home invasion-retaliation. I was half expecting him to be sitting with a pipe and say “I’ve been expecting you,”

    • @cottonballs185
      @cottonballs185 Před 3 lety +33

      *Dead men tell no tales*

    • @nicolasa.3192
      @nicolasa.3192 Před 3 lety +29

      He realized his accent is too thick for anyone other than an Irishman to take seriously so he ditched that idea in favour of something less... _sophisticated._

    • @TheSyntactics
      @TheSyntactics Před 3 lety +11

      In this house, you are the termite and I am the monky

    • @adenkyramud5005
      @adenkyramud5005 Před 3 lety +9

      @@TheSyntactics reject modernity, return to monke

    • @darylcheshire1618
      @darylcheshire1618 Před 3 lety +2

      Like James Bond in Dr No when the intruder shoots his bed and JB was sitting behind the door and he says “you’ve had your six”.
      In the movie Bond only shoots him once, but apparently he shoots him multiple times but the scenes were cut, you can see that the scene jumps a little.

  • @infamoushacker4chan883
    @infamoushacker4chan883 Před 2 lety +77

    This entire situation could have been avoided by loading the shotgun with blanks. Nobody is going to question whether or not it's blanks or live rounds when they hear a bang.

    • @SimonASNG
      @SimonASNG Před rokem +17

      You don't even need to fire. Just the sound of someone cocking a shotgun in a creepy old house should be enough to send anyone running right out of a life of bottle theft. Just need something that generates that sound...

    • @mann_idonotreadreplies
      @mann_idonotreadreplies Před 11 měsíci +2

      @simon that's too much work to rig. Blanks is better

  • @scrambles7045
    @scrambles7045 Před rokem +9

    Dude straight up made a real life rust trap base.

  • @N.I.R.A.T.I.A.S.
    @N.I.R.A.T.I.A.S. Před 3 lety +606

    I like the idea of a burglar using the phrase "thematically incongruent".

    • @denisl2760
      @denisl2760 Před 3 lety +61

      Seems realistic. Its not like english majors have any actual jobs available. Gotta eat somehow.

    • @halfling49
      @halfling49 Před 3 lety +3

      He had it right with the flintlock pistol, but why a mace? Doesn't fit the aesthetic. If I was burglar I'd be somewhat miffed

    • @soldatwalmart9515
      @soldatwalmart9515 Před 3 lety +3

      @@halfling49 just make your own comment wtf😂

    • @sagebiddi
      @sagebiddi Před 3 lety

      I'd be so happy it isn't a moron with a cro-magnon sense of intellectual prowess or some maga asshat I'd let em go after making them a sandwich.
      I do NOT mean any disrespectful rhetoric towards republicans or trump voters. I mainly mean the ones who go a bit crazy and can't seem to admit he screwed up.

  • @freetimeidiot4541
    @freetimeidiot4541 Před 3 lety +555

    "Imagine crossing a field on a hike one day and you step on a fucking landmine"
    Well, (ex-)Yugoslavs, Africans and Middle-Easterners dont have to imagine that, sadly.

    • @DNSGHOST
      @DNSGHOST Před 3 lety +9

      *Christ really? That’s horrifying..

    • @DeltaDanner
      @DeltaDanner Před 3 lety +65

      Same in Vietnam. There’s a reason they are highly regulated in war now.

    • @cplinstructor
      @cplinstructor Před 3 lety +6

      If you know there is a minefield and you are dumb enough to cross it anyway you deserve what you get. Darwin would smile.
      Same with cluster bombs and unexploded sub ordnance, if you are dumb enough to pick it up and attempt to eat it you have it coming. Another Darwin Award winner.
      It’s also not advisable to lick knocked out tanks or eat the dirt around them. If you do and ingest Uranium dust it’s on you.
      Honestly some of these people are the same ones who would check to see if a gun was loaded by aiming it at their face and pulling the trigger.
      If it’s a kid or someone who somehow doesn’t know I have sympathy, but war is hell. Watch your kids. An adult who knowingly walks in to the field to try to pick the boom boom fruit? No sympathy.

    • @misham6547
      @misham6547 Před 3 lety +3

      And some Eastern Europeans

    • @brianpinkey676
      @brianpinkey676 Před 3 lety +75

      @@cplinstructor You do know that in these areas the mine fields weren't labeled as mine fields? They're buried underground with nothing but the trigger mechanism above ground which is usually about an inch tall and could easily be covered by grass or other debris.

  • @myerr21
    @myerr21 Před 2 lety +206

    unknowingly trespassing on someones land and breaking into their house and entering their bedroom is not even close to the same thing.

    • @TheSimmr001
      @TheSimmr001 Před 2 lety +39

      If this building was visibly vandalised, with windows broken and stories of people "robbing" it, whose to say someone walks in thinking its an abandoned building.

    • @inkedseahear
      @inkedseahear Před rokem +53

      @@TheSimmr001 I want to say a "No Trespassing" sign should be somewhat clear what might going on.

    • @HUMC4L
      @HUMC4L Před rokem

      Yet neither one deserves a death sentence when literally no one was in danger. Objects aren't worth more than human life and I genuinely think you're a sick fuck if you think otherwise

    • @RatKingTerry
      @RatKingTerry Před rokem +21

      @@TheSimmr001 “abandoned” buildings have owners. Like it or not you are not the owner🤷‍♂️

    • @TheSimmr001
      @TheSimmr001 Před rokem +5

      @@RatKingTerry true but owner like in this situation, or owner like a hedge fund half way accross using the land for real estate speculation. Or the owner could not reasonably be found because they emigrated.
      Al three are very different definitions of abandoned

  • @Umimugo
    @Umimugo Před 2 lety +72

    the only issue i have with traps is what if you needed emergency services, i don't imagine it looking good in court when firefighters/emt's/law enforcement shows up to save you or someone else and they get rewarded with a shotgun blast for their efforts.

    • @kirkjohnson6638
      @kirkjohnson6638 Před 2 lety +4

      What are the odds that emergency services shows up and you didn't disarm the traps in anticipation of their arrival? Sure, it's possible, but highly unlikely and, if you are smart enough to rig traps, you ought to be smart enough to design safety systems into them.

    • @MichaelTranoid
      @MichaelTranoid Před 2 lety +17

      @@kirkjohnson6638 Yes. "I attached a string between the doorknob and the trigger of this propped up shotgun. This makes me Einstein!"
      This takes the same amount of thought as slamming the door to remove a loose tooth. Unless you are manufacturing the weapon yourself or have set up some complicated rubegoldberg machine trap, then it shows no signs regarding someone's cognitive efficiency. In fact, it shows the opposite for someone to set this up.

    • @kirkjohnson6638
      @kirkjohnson6638 Před 2 lety

      @@MichaelTranoid Robbers deserve death.

    • @nashooo5903
      @nashooo5903 Před 2 lety +3

      @@kirkjohnson6638 I like to put a deadfall trap with a Rolex as bait. Im soooo smart.

    • @kirkjohnson6638
      @kirkjohnson6638 Před 2 lety

      @@nashooo5903 I've got a couple androids, one that looks like a blue haired feminist and one is a dude with a man bun and sporting a BLM tee shirt. If anyone that breaks into my home interacts with either of them that triggers the release of carbon monoxide gas into the house until no more heartbeats are detected. Then the androids turn on the vent system and toss the dead bodies into the incinerator.

  • @KowboyUSA
    @KowboyUSA Před 3 lety +520

    Moral of the story: Always rig your spring-gun man-trap to discharge into the intruder's face.

    • @llihpmeHnevetS
      @llihpmeHnevetS Před 3 lety +27

      But don’t forget to clean up the mess. For if another intruder finds it and calls the cops.

    • @Misha-dr9rh
      @Misha-dr9rh Před 3 lety +39

      @@llihpmeHnevetS Wack a suppressor on it as well so those blasted commies don't call the cops when they hear a gunshot.

    • @onegrapefruitlover
      @onegrapefruitlover Před 3 lety +12

      AND be there when the trap works. Otherwise it's not self defense and you're going to jail.

    • @psyxypher3881
      @psyxypher3881 Před 3 lety +42

      @@onegrapefruitlover Invading someone's property (especially with clear signs saying to keep out) should be considered killing intent.
      Especially in the United States.

    • @glitchy_weasel
      @glitchy_weasel Před 3 lety +17

      @@llihpmeHnevetS Put a trapdoor in front of the door, so after getting shot they fall to the basement or something lol.

  • @petitponeydu7727
    @petitponeydu7727 Před 3 lety +292

    in the french army our officiers have a saying in case someone trespass and enters the base "shoot to kill, cause corpses can't sue you"

    • @HoganTon
      @HoganTon Před 3 lety +15

      Lol french army

    • @eddiespaghetti54321
      @eddiespaghetti54321 Před 3 lety +49

      We have that same saying here in America. Except instead of the base it’s your home.

    • @chibani-
      @chibani- Před 3 lety +3

      Or how to say "halt! Or i'll open fire" 3 times the fastest way.

    • @petitponeydu7727
      @petitponeydu7727 Před 3 lety +2

      @@chibani- exactly, i see someone has learned his lesson well

    • @The_Republic_of_Ireland
      @The_Republic_of_Ireland Před 3 lety +3

      I've a feeling this specifically applies to Germans

  • @binaryglitch64
    @binaryglitch64 Před 2 lety +29

    I learned that on the lock picking lawyer's channel when he did a vid on a vomit gas filled U-lock that when cut released a noxious gas. He said it wouldn't be legal in the US and sited this case as the reason. Also, I vaguely remember legal eagle covering it as well, in one of his videos.

  • @joshzwies3601
    @joshzwies3601 Před 2 lety +52

    Reminds me of a story I heard of an Australian dad who got charged with murder for defending his family when he caught an intruder standing at the door of his daughters bedroom.

    • @ToxicBastard
      @ToxicBastard Před rokem +15

      He deserved a medal

    • @ThatScootFanboy
      @ThatScootFanboy Před rokem +35

      I'm an Australian and I can tell you his name was Benjamin Batterham. As of 2018, after more than 33,000 people signed a petition, Benjamin was found not guilty of murdering Rick Slater, a convicted felon with multiple breaking and entering charges. Good to know there's still sense in this dangerous old nation of mine.

    • @Solo_man69
      @Solo_man69 Před rokem

      He should have made sure the family couldn’t sue as well.
      (Jkjk)

  • @stephenlawrence554
    @stephenlawrence554 Před 3 lety +563

    Therapist: the Irish mace-wielding pirate isn’t real, he can’t hurt you
    Qxir:

    • @zephyrna6249
      @zephyrna6249 Před 3 lety +6

      He hasn't gotten his money's worth yet.

  • @Dondolini94
    @Dondolini94 Před 3 lety +1441

    So remember: leaving the thief alive is not a viable option.
    Get some pigs instead.

    • @dannylamb456
      @dannylamb456 Před 3 lety +38

      Better have pliers too, for teeth and such

    • @George196207
      @George196207 Před 3 lety +40

      @@dannylamb456 Hydraulic press and a shredder with a nice fire or chemical bath to clean things up.

    • @t_c5266
      @t_c5266 Před 3 lety +25

      @@dannylamb456 gotta look out for the piggy's digestion

    • @30cal23
      @30cal23 Před 3 lety +10

      eh too much work to take care of the pigs just whack off the head and hands and throw them in an industrial smelter then dispose of body, even if its found no one knows who it is

    • @user.who137
      @user.who137 Před 3 lety +30

      FBI reading the coments like: "noted"

  • @gordoncomstock2459
    @gordoncomstock2459 Před 2 lety +7

    In the 90s in Wiltshire England a farmer who was in dispute with his neighbour rigged up a shotgun in a copse with a tripwire across a meadow.
    It worked. His body was found two days later lying in the meadow after he tripped on the tripwire himself. I remember the incident and noticed the car parked by the road for a couple of days and wondered why it hadn't moved.

  • @antipoti
    @antipoti Před 2 lety +11

    4:16 this section is the funniest shit ever. The sudden thematic contrast, the self awareness, the dropping the f word (which is not characterisric of the channel), is just the perfect mix to make me laugh like a maniac. Very well done sir!

  • @MeddyMed117
    @MeddyMed117 Před 3 lety +462

    "Died of a self inflicted gunshot wound"
    Ad: *cheery music*

  • @phantomd1514
    @phantomd1514 Před 3 lety +213

    This was in Iowa. In Ireland, they have a camera crew and a comically large check ready for any intruder. You’ve won 30,000€ and a brand newish car! Go ahead, start your *safe new car.*

  • @vorynrosethorn903
    @vorynrosethorn903 Před 2 lety +63

    I remember a case here in the UK. Several criminals staged a home invasion and held a family and some of their relatives at knifepoint, the homeowners complied as they ransacked the house until the men decided to try and r*pe their young teenaged daughter, the criminals were soon overpowered and attempted to flee but one was slow and got caught in the garden whereupon he got knocked around with a cricket bat. He sustained brain damage and as such faced no punishment, several of the male family members present got prison sentences (and pretty ungenerous ones by the standards of the British justice system) and the known criminal is still a sack of sh*t to this day, regularly committing crimes with impunity as the police claim he is mentally incapable and thus isn't culpable for his actions, no matter what those are or how frequently they occur.

    • @sophierobinson2738
      @sophierobinson2738 Před rokem +6

      I thought they “sectioned” people like him. Or did they close locked asylums there, too?

    • @ToxicBastard
      @ToxicBastard Před rokem +27

      UK law is meme law and should be ignored

    • @ntfoperative9432
      @ntfoperative9432 Před rokem

      I'm sorry what the fuck?! They sided with the robing rapists, over the people literally being held hostage?!

    • @mann_idonotreadreplies
      @mann_idonotreadreplies Před 11 měsíci

      UK laws are absolute garbage.

    • @rattyratstuff7125
      @rattyratstuff7125 Před 9 měsíci

      the uk has been a failed state for 300 years. we really need to stop funding its existence.

  • @crinkly.love-stick
    @crinkly.love-stick Před 2 lety +9

    We have the same laws in Canada, regarding trespassers getting hurt on your property. Those laws have made trespassing so much more rampant, it's sad.
    The only remedy (besides a no trespassing sign every 16 feet) is to make sure you dig random holes, deep and steep. Make sure they're stuck down there

  • @Fajnybobr
    @Fajnybobr Před 3 lety +694

    Imagine setting it up and thinking “right, this is genius. Now ill just go and wait.” And then going to leave out of the same door and blowing a hole in your back

    • @Simon-eu2hz
      @Simon-eu2hz Před 2 lety +4

      Lol

    • @YELLOW08Z06
      @YELLOW08Z06 Před 2 lety +24

      Exactly why I couldn’t do that or set out bear traps…. I have a terrible memory lol

    • @dirtydingus5465
      @dirtydingus5465 Před rokem +6

      Yuck Yuck! That’s so dang funny! How bout when you step in hot melted gum on the sidewalk and it sticks and stretches on your shoe. Then you try to wipe it off in the grass and fall down! Just imagine when that happens!

    • @koalabanana1998
      @koalabanana1998 Před rokem +9

      @@dirtydingus5465 i honestly cant tell whether youre being sarcastic or genuinely excited

    • @jmtradbr
      @jmtradbr Před rokem

      I bet this already happened somewhere

  • @jblockman_59nunyabidnis68
    @jblockman_59nunyabidnis68 Před 3 lety +1240

    I remember reading a Reddit post about someone who had rigged a bear trap inside their own home due to repeated break-ins through a specific window, as it turned out the burglar had been essentially hauling himself head first through the window so when he landed on the bear trap it crushed his head and killed him.

  • @uchihasurvival
    @uchihasurvival Před 2 lety +29

    In Canada, you aren't even allowed to defend yourself.
    One man in the country side shot his gun in the air to scare off intruders who tried to burn his house with molotov cocktails. The court decided to punish the man more severely than the intruders.

    • @ketch10
      @ketch10 Před 6 měsíci +1

      can i use the heavy steel ice breaker head in my room tho

    • @kryonight2869
      @kryonight2869 Před 4 měsíci +4

      Actually he was acquitted

    • @dickjohnson7547
      @dickjohnson7547 Před 2 měsíci +1

      Yeah no I'm sure you covered all the details here...

  • @junkkk
    @junkkk Před 2 lety +31

    funny story,
    me and a friend were walking through a forest trying to take a shortcut to the other part of town (as we did not want to deal with traffic) and while we were going down hill we heard this LOUD gunshot. we knew it was a gunshot mainly because we heard an impact too! pretty sure it was private property as a little bit before this event occurred we saw some knee high fencing, saws, and logs. when we heard the gunshot we both booked it like no tomorrow and instantly went back towards the direction we came.

    • @isabellind1292
      @isabellind1292 Před 2 lety +8

      Good grief! If you were too close to someone's property they should build a fence and not be shooting willy nilly at anything like they own the damn joint. Not funny. Scary!

    • @mann_idonotreadreplies
      @mann_idonotreadreplies Před 11 měsíci

      Cool story bro

  • @AliasUndercover
    @AliasUndercover Před 3 lety +237

    If someone breaks into my house they're just going to be disappointed.

    • @kos2919
      @kos2919 Před 3 lety +33

      Remind me of a poor college student who was burgled in, the thugs look at his room and horrified how he sleeps on thin mattress on the floor, his desk is a wooden panel with bricks as table legs, and his laptop is a shitty old laptop with win xp. The thugs ended up donating him a TV, a table and a new mattress.

    • @waysidetundra3352
      @waysidetundra3352 Před 3 lety +27

      "What are you going to steal from me, my lightbulbs?"

    • @jmtrad1906
      @jmtrad1906 Před 3 lety +13

      @@waysidetundra3352 I can confirm, in Brazil they steal even light bulbs.

    • @kari7403
      @kari7403 Před 3 lety +6

      *Edited to give a heads up!*
      This comment turned out to be about 10 times longer than I had intended. Sorry about that. So, if you are one of those people who don't like comments more than 3 or 4 sentences, at max, you can skip over this. I won't mind. If no one reads it, that's okay, too. It just gives suggestions and advice on how to help reduce the number of people from burglarized your car and vehicles, if not fully stop them from doing so. Also, I'm curious to see what anyone would have to say on this idea, and what they thing about it. Is it a terrible idea? Useless? Good? Does it have potential? Any other thoughts or suggestions on the matter? Thanks in advance. (If anyone does respond, let alone read all of it.)
      Lol, so OP's comment kind of reminded me of ways to keep people from breaking into your car. If you keep your car filthy; such as, full of old fast food bags, speeding tickets you've no intentions of paying, maybe some old divorce papers strewn in the back seat, a few pints of transmission fluid and motor oil, (preferably leaking slightly, or with some smudged all over the bottle.) And a few loose baby diapers (not dirty, as thats just not necessary. Too far, man.) Maybe some old changes of clothes or something, and whatever other crap (preferably non perishable, as you don't want to have to suffer the reek.) then any kind of car jacker, or their who is looking for anything of value, won't want to waste their time digging through all that, and will likely assume there isn't anything worth stealing!
      Strangely enough, police actually recommend you leave your windows down and/or your car doors unlocked, if you are in an area where car thefts and burglaries are a prominent issue. One reason, because the thrives won't have to break your window to search your car, (save you the cost and time of replacing the windows.) AND because a lot of thrives assume that if anything is worth stealing, it would be kept locked up and safe, as much as possible. So there is some logic to it, really.
      Oh! As for the garbage strewn about, you can just keep a bag of random loose papers and junk, then dump them in your back seat and passenger side floor and seat, then put them all back in the bag when you're ready to leave! Takes a minute or two to clean up, but its made a difference for me and a couple of my friends, at least. We live in a car burglary area, and my car was burgled 3 times in 2 months. (And an average of 3-5 times a year.) After that, I started doing these things, and my car hasn't been messed with once, in the past 3 years!
      Not really related to the video topic directly. But, I thought someone might take interest in it. Hopefully it can help someone else out there, who is subjected to regular car burglaries.

    • @kari7403
      @kari7403 Před 3 lety +1

      @@kos2919 ah, but did the guy end up being charged for receiving stolen goods from those thugs??? Maybe they robbed a different dorm of their mattress and stuff, and gave it to the guy. Lol
      Either way, if the story is legit or not, its a heart warming thought.:')
      And truthfully, there are some people out there like that. Just because they are criminals, doesn't mean they are heartless monsters, unable to feel empathy and compassion sometimes. (Well, some obviously are excluded. As a number of thieves and criminals are heartless, self centered, narcissistic D-bags.

  • @wanderinghistorian
    @wanderinghistorian Před 3 lety +1483

    Curious is the trapmaker's art - his efficacy unwitnessed by his own eyes.

    • @sixstringedthing
      @sixstringedthing Před 2 lety +66

      More curious still is the trapmaker's path to mastery - exceedingly narrow, poorly signposted and unforgiving of distraction.

    • @MutantBoar
      @MutantBoar Před 2 lety +50

      Nice Darkest Dungeon refrence

    • @msr_77
      @msr_77 Před 2 lety +3

      ن

    • @favor8264
      @favor8264 Před 2 lety +4

      ن

    • @hoked2194
      @hoked2194 Před 2 lety +32

      "Mind that such missteps are the exception, not the rule"

  • @axl1178
    @axl1178 Před 7 měsíci +3

    I remember seeing a video about this on Legal Eagle's channel, but that video primarily focused on the spring-gun case itself and didn't touch on the aftermath like this video did. U should still give that vid a watch anyway because it's pretty good.

  • @jacobp.2024
    @jacobp.2024 Před 2 lety +42

    At the end of the day, you and your family are the only ones with any true, reliable interest in your safety. Too many stories where authorities fail to help, are too slow, or are themselves the danger. Self-defense is your first, and often last line of defense. A lot can happen in the three minutes it takes for an officer to respond- if you can even sound the alarm.

    • @Nami8302_OwO
      @Nami8302_OwO Před rokem

      Three minutes 😂 you're fucking delusional if you believe they only take three minutes

  • @cadenwilkerson369
    @cadenwilkerson369 Před 3 lety +581

    Fallout fans: “Years of academy training wasted!”

    • @snakezase2998
      @snakezase2998 Před 3 lety +21

      Shotgun traps are the worst traps in fallout

    • @JJ-su7re
      @JJ-su7re Před 3 lety +19

      @@snakezase2998 Sneak perk ftw

    • @michaelcolt4196
      @michaelcolt4196 Před 3 lety

      @@snakezase2998 mines are worse tho

    • @snakezase2998
      @snakezase2998 Před 3 lety +6

      @@michaelcolt4196 no because mines can kill you shotgun traps are just Annoying

    • @tinman362
      @tinman362 Před 2 lety +3

      As someone who almost always does stealth characters: "Oh! Free shotgun!"

  • @imlivinginsideyourwalls1891
    @imlivinginsideyourwalls1891 Před 3 lety +158

    “I am admittedly one of these people” I feel that

    • @Louzahsol
      @Louzahsol Před 3 lety

      @Johnny Sinns lol you can’t own guns in ausfailia

    • @Hannibalkakihara
      @Hannibalkakihara Před 3 lety

      Same

    • @LiteralCrimeRave
      @LiteralCrimeRave Před 3 lety

      @Johnny Sinns Semi autos were banned, not full autos. Although those were already illegal.

    • @Louzahsol
      @Louzahsol Před 3 lety

      @Johnny Sinns bruh you can’t even own slings/slingshots with arm braces. Let’s not even get into how your country regulates how powerful an air gun can be

    • @Louzahsol
      @Louzahsol Před 3 lety

      @Johnny Sinns lol dude, I’m fully aware you can own guns in australia. I just think the arbitrary hoops you have to jump through are funny

  • @jimby9723
    @jimby9723 Před 2 lety +3

    I adore this channel. The delivery mixed with the drawings makes it 100000x more entertaining. Never change :)

  • @soapkill2028
    @soapkill2028 Před 2 lety +2

    This video taught me that it's okay to break into a house when nobody is there

  • @AWormsPurpose
    @AWormsPurpose Před 3 lety +125

    Irelands trespassing laws pissed Qxir off so much he made a sick ass Remix and dedicated 2:00 minutes at the start of the vid introducing and explaining his pirate sex dungeon

    • @Serjo777
      @Serjo777 Před 3 lety

      Where did you get the "sex" part from? xD

    • @AWormsPurpose
      @AWormsPurpose Před 3 lety +7

      @@Serjo777 A little thing about human nature is that the only way a person can spend that much time on something, is if it’s at least somewhat sexual. Watcha think he’s guarding so heavily? The traps are merely stage 1 of the dungeon, in order to test their might, their fortitude, their gumption. Afterwards is when he really lays into you. Call Zed up, see how far that mace can go. Or he simply builds a big hole and if you fall in, well you fall in.

    • @852internationalconnect
      @852internationalconnect Před 3 lety +1

      @@AWormsPurpose ay i spend 40 hours a week on work and i get no sexual kick out of it whatsover..your theory is lacking

  • @LuisContreras-fr6mf
    @LuisContreras-fr6mf Před 3 lety +146

    Sam'ONella is gone, but we still have this youtuber.

    • @stevenamato505
      @stevenamato505 Před 3 lety +20

      Hes doing school stuff hell be back soon

    • @bullythebooks
      @bullythebooks Před 3 lety +9

      @@stevenamato505 Thank you sir. Had no idea what was happening

    • @slysampss
      @slysampss Před 3 lety +4

      I forgot about that name. He was good. What happened yo him?

    • @ModMax69
      @ModMax69 Před 3 lety

      @@stevenamato505 ya! Thanks for update

    • @stevenamato505
      @stevenamato505 Před 3 lety +6

      @@ShemPayne naw he didn’t have time for videos at the moment but he still posts on his Twitter. He said he’s caught up with school right now.

  • @benjaminstevens4468
    @benjaminstevens4468 Před 2 lety +72

    I guarantee pirates have used maces countless times, throughout the millennia.
    On another note, it’s absolutely disgusting that they have edited firearms out of loony tunes, anyone party to that decision should feel bottomless shame at such desecrations.

    • @hoyquarlow6908
      @hoyquarlow6908 Před rokem +12

      I'm fairly certain that watching a fictional animated 3 foot tall man fail to kill a 6 foot tall bipedal rabbit with a shotgun hasn't motivated someone to actually commit homicide.

    • @benjaminstevens4468
      @benjaminstevens4468 Před rokem +1

      @@hoyquarlow6908 I’m sure you’re right but maybe someone failing to do so with ???? Might do so?

    • @PrestonGarvey69
      @PrestonGarvey69 Před rokem +6

      @@benjaminstevens4468 If all it took was that to trigger it..
      Then anything under the sun could trigger it.

    • @benjaminstevens4468
      @benjaminstevens4468 Před rokem

      @@PrestonGarvey69 what is the “that,” which triggered “it?”

    • @PrestonGarvey69
      @PrestonGarvey69 Před rokem +1

      @@benjaminstevens4468 what we're talking about? A fictional 3 foot tall man failing to kill a 6 foot tall rabbit with a shotgun.
      So if an idiot could be triggered by such a thing than it could be anything.
      Do I need to get a whiteboard out and draw it all out for you?

  • @ankaplanka
    @ankaplanka Před rokem +19

    7:43 we have a similar law here in Sweden. If someone trespasses on your property and accidentally breaks something that ends up harming them, you're forced to pay a fine or something similar to them! Like.. what? They werent supposed to be there in the first place?? It's your home after all... Some laws are really wild.

    • @mann_idonotreadreplies
      @mann_idonotreadreplies Před 11 měsíci

      It must be immediate threat. And Sweden is becoming shit with all the Muslims there not following laws

  • @robertstone9988
    @robertstone9988 Před 3 lety +115

    There's a case in Indiana where some kids broke into someone's house while they were at work they broke into the garage and raided the liquor got drunk and drowned in their pool. The family who owned the house were sued for millions of dollars for not maintaining a reasonably safe property.

    • @N.O.Y.B_ok
      @N.O.Y.B_ok Před 3 lety +28

      Logic. Exe not found

    • @elliotville7820
      @elliotville7820 Před 8 měsíci

      Wtf. Those kids are at fault. They're the ones stupid enough to break into someone's property. The owners didn't exactly expect those little shitwits to pay their house a visit

    • @thatoneguy9666
      @thatoneguy9666 Před 8 měsíci +16

      How did we become so fucked up as a species

    • @aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa4399
      @aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa4399 Před 5 měsíci +5

      ​@@thatoneguy9666don't blame all of us, American's are a different species

    • @thatoneguy9666
      @thatoneguy9666 Před 5 měsíci +7

      @@aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa4399 nope, we’re all the same species. Good job on the discrimination though

  • @randyb3851
    @randyb3851 Před 3 lety +962

    “How are you going to hunt that deer Elmer?”
    “I’m going to somehow sneak up on it and chase it down without it smelling or hearing me or jumping down the mountain in half a second and then proceed to hack it to death with a scythe”
    “Makes sense, as long as you’re not using a scary rifle”

    • @jaymesnin
      @jaymesnin Před 2 lety +83

      Better take nerf guns and squirt guns away too. God this generation and society today SUCKS

    • @itsmxtwist
      @itsmxtwist Před 2 lety +32

      I’m not going to come back here but I’m just gonna say this. Many people who want gun control don’t necessarily want all guns gone but rather better safety laws and education especially for people who should be supervised while having a firearm, like kids and teens, and those who should not own them due to things like mental instability. I don’t mind people owning a rifle or two for hunting or perhaps a small handgun. Many school shootings happen because a kid is allowed access to their parent’s firearms and either haven’t been properly trained with it or they go about to actually cause harm. Also many people see a gun as a way of defense but either the proper safety measures needed would be too much of a hassle or others could get caught in the crossfire

    • @nobodynoone2500
      @nobodynoone2500 Před 2 lety +56

      @@itsmxtwist Thats not what is, or has been, enacted under the banner of gun control however. Most gun enthusiasts are personally for a few more sensible laws, but are, as a blanket policy, against any because they are constantly gotten wrong. And you can hardly blame them. Until both sides earn each others trust, no sensible progress will be made.

    • @Geobeetle
      @Geobeetle Před 2 lety +18

      They really should’ve given him a bow or crossbow instead. Makes much more sense than a scythe

    • @natebox4550
      @natebox4550 Před 2 lety +7

      @Lex Bright Raven most gun enthusiasts including many CZcamsrs think the nra is dumb, they never use the money for anything actually useful.

  • @lolno6975
    @lolno6975 Před 2 lety +6

    Fun fact: you can legally use a cutlass in the UK as long as you have it in a sheath. Or hide it in your trousers (this is common af btw)

    • @ntfoperative9432
      @ntfoperative9432 Před rokem

      Wait, so like as your using it it has to stay sheathed, or it has to be carried in a sheath

  • @BigDickDamage
    @BigDickDamage Před 2 lety +2

    these kind of videos make me love this channel

  • @billsmith5166
    @billsmith5166 Před 3 lety +55

    In the US there are laws that make a property owner liable for trespassers injuries too. Cool.

    • @mudkipmania5239
      @mudkipmania5239 Před 3 lety +11

      same here in the UK its crazy

    • @Cpt_Boony_Hat
      @Cpt_Boony_Hat Před 3 lety +12

      This case angers me and I know we are one of the more pro defense of property nations

    • @citymorgue8462
      @citymorgue8462 Před 3 lety +18

      Dont have to pay for injuries if they belong to a corpse.......unless you have to, then that's gay

    • @Cpt_Boony_Hat
      @Cpt_Boony_Hat Před 3 lety +4

      @@citymorgue8462 Dead men tell no tales

    • @citymorgue8462
      @citymorgue8462 Před 3 lety +1

      @@Cpt_Boony_Hat But their families do............unless😈

  • @kirbygrandma5004
    @kirbygrandma5004 Před 3 lety +201

    I was like “Damn Qxir really do be calling me out here” and then he said “Admittedly I’m one of those people” 🤣

  • @dhv2852
    @dhv2852 Před rokem +1

    Apparently being a robber gives you better medical coverage than most professions for work-related injuries

    • @jodo2785
      @jodo2785 Před rokem +1

      Well this was back in the 70s when healthcare was non-profit.

  • @Poodle666
    @Poodle666 Před rokem +1

    2 years later and this is still the hardest outro I’ve every heard!

  • @greaniebeaniez3070
    @greaniebeaniez3070 Před 3 lety +197

    This reminds me of the shotgun mousetrap both are very uh effective

    • @djsalad5752
      @djsalad5752 Před 3 lety +32

      From the makers of the snail trebuchet and the cockroach claymore

    • @ModMax69
      @ModMax69 Před 3 lety

      Just a trap for a big mouse!!

    • @onesmolbirb8434
      @onesmolbirb8434 Před 3 lety +3

      @@djsalad5752i get the reference

    • @AlmostAzun
      @AlmostAzun Před 3 lety +7

      when you hear a gunshot in the night, you can rest easy one way or another knowing that there’s 1 less pest to deal in the morning

    • @SyrupCraft6
      @SyrupCraft6 Před 3 lety +1

      I thought it was the revolver mouse trap?

  • @mikeksp9177
    @mikeksp9177 Před 3 lety +184

    5:20 Mate, in Serbia defending your house with a shoulder launched disposable anti tank missile launcher is reasonable, if your dog chews the guy who check the water meter after he came in unannounced and you had a sign, you even get to keep your dog.

    • @darrenmcdonald5373
      @darrenmcdonald5373 Před 3 lety +15

      I'm trying to get him to do a story on Arkan.
      Same with count dankula he has a series called absolute mad lads and i have been trying to get him to do an episode for months

    • @vinculaomega5283
      @vinculaomega5283 Před 3 lety +8

      The Wild West never left. It just went further west!

    • @riograndedosulball248
      @riograndedosulball248 Před 3 lety +24

      Meanwhile in Brazil i cannot *bonk* an intruder without getting sued by him for aggression. However, dead men tell no tales...

    • @scunthorpe5513
      @scunthorpe5513 Před 3 lety +26

      @@riograndedosulball248 in an attempt to reduce violence they've increased it. Incredible.

    • @Gebruikersstation
      @Gebruikersstation Před 3 lety +4

      F... off to Serbia then. Been there, lovely place

  • @jamesphennicie3529
    @jamesphennicie3529 Před 2 lety

    One of the greatest videos on CZcams

  • @user-nx9uc6nr3c
    @user-nx9uc6nr3c Před 2 lety

    You are beyond w doubt my favorite CZcamsr!

  • @lancesecrest7577
    @lancesecrest7577 Před 3 lety +370

    My friend Cathy shot a man through her front door after said dead man cut her phone line and power. Kilt him and she was totally exonerated. Of course. She lived in the country, also. Alone.

    • @scritoph3368
      @scritoph3368 Před 3 lety +108

      Quite different to booby trapping a vacant house. Cutting phone lines and power is something a serial killer would do so of course that is a possible threat to your life that justifies deadly force. Or a very unlucky electrician lol.

    • @nobodynoone2500
      @nobodynoone2500 Před 2 lety +58

      You can't exactly call for help when that happens, thats why gun ownership is so important. Hope your friend is doing okay.

    • @HANKTHEDANKEST
      @HANKTHEDANKEST Před 2 lety +20

      Your friend Cathy is a boss. Hope she's okay, glad she popped that sick fuck.

    • @ddegn
      @ddegn Před 2 lety +34

      There's no way a dead man cut her phone line and power. Cathy belongs in jail for mutilating a corpse and then putting a kilt on the mutilated body.

    • @tomothybahamothy
      @tomothybahamothy Před 2 lety +2

      @@ddegn 😂

  • @Willam_J
    @Willam_J Před 3 lety +240

    Trespasser:
    Qxir: “It places the lotion in the basket.”

    • @catmixer4450
      @catmixer4450 Před 3 lety +13

      Or it gets sprayed with the hose

    • @randommadness1021
      @randommadness1021 Před 3 lety +7

      That is such a sick book to read (as in there real meaningof it and not some London youths meaning of the word). The film is great and so is the books, but the book made me think: what does the type of person who can think up this much original horror scenarios think about on an average day? Was pretty unsettling if truth be told.

    • @Tester-sh1mn
      @Tester-sh1mn Před 3 lety +4

      Trespasser: "why do I hear buffalo bill by eminem?"

    • @tammy7087
      @tammy7087 Před 3 lety +3

      "It brings my possessions back by 10"
      "Or else it gets the lead again"!

    • @gundog-yk8mk
      @gundog-yk8mk Před 3 lety

      Can I get an auto trader

  • @AlexDobbs
    @AlexDobbs Před 4 měsíci

    Still one of my favorite Qxir videos. :)

  • @junkequation
    @junkequation Před 2 lety +13

    This had me falling out of my chair laughing!! Of course he opened the door and got blasted in the knees by a shotgun trap. The visual demonstration was extremely helpful, thank you!!

  • @kcidical8209
    @kcidical8209 Před 3 lety +128

    “Psychopaths”
    I feel called out, I’m wearing a flak jacket and a helmet right now.

    • @AWISECROW
      @AWISECROW Před 3 lety +15

      Do you have a double chin though?

    • @Gasmaskmax
      @Gasmaskmax Před 3 lety

      seething boog larp

    • @megapet777
      @megapet777 Před 3 lety +10

      I think you misunderstood. Being called psychopath is the biggest compliment you could receive.

    • @zephyrna6249
      @zephyrna6249 Před 3 lety

      Im wearing PJs

    • @kcidical8209
      @kcidical8209 Před 3 lety

      @@AWISECROW yes i do.

  • @huntersheridan3444
    @huntersheridan3444 Před 2 lety

    What a marvelous video, and ended on such a lovely note.
    As far as defending ones castle is concerned, You. Are. A Pirate!

  • @Joooonasty
    @Joooonasty Před 2 lety

    You are fantastic! The drawings are incredible!

  • @LUNE.44
    @LUNE.44 Před 3 lety +93

    Where would the events in the first Home Alone movie stand in terms of legality?

    • @isaacdalton6126
      @isaacdalton6126 Před 3 lety +16

      Check out the channel Legal Eagle, they have a video going over it

    • @kos2919
      @kos2919 Před 3 lety +9

      Well she can act like children making toys out of other toys and household items. On the second movie Kevin can get away for free because it's not his home and there's no witness except for the burglars, that again, no one will believe were outsmarted by a kid

    • @FriedrichHerschel
      @FriedrichHerschel Před 3 lety +21

      Well, as there is a kid present and it's not an empty home, US courts might decide it was justified. Especially later when the goal wasn't any longer stealing stuff, but killing the brat.

    • @rhdevelops6023
      @rhdevelops6023 Před 3 lety +6

      @@FriedrichHerschel Would the parents be arrested for neglect tho?

    • @kannonball5789
      @kannonball5789 Před 3 lety +3

      @@rhdevelops6023 well yes, but Kevin would not be in danger of arrest

  • @adamlentz6708
    @adamlentz6708 Před 3 lety +141

    Ah yes, as a wise man once said, "Dead men can't tell tales."

    • @karlandjeff
      @karlandjeff Před 3 lety +10

      Dead men tell no tales*

    • @olliegoria
      @olliegoria Před 3 lety +2

      Imagine the last words you hear before being murdered are “Storytime’s over”

    • @adamlentz6708
      @adamlentz6708 Před 3 lety +1

      @@karlandjeff you right, i goobed it

  • @brandonthordarson8257
    @brandonthordarson8257 Před 2 lety

    I live half an hour from Eldon! I've never heard this story before and I would like to thank you for sharing this interesting story.

  • @dannydevitoslefttesticle120

    This is my favorite video on CZcams now

  • @hanschristopherson8056
    @hanschristopherson8056 Před 3 lety +587

    Imagine someone breaking into your house and you have to pay them for breaking in

    • @Clavey
      @Clavey Před 3 lety +121

      That’s why you make sure they’re killed

    • @ImGoingSupersonic
      @ImGoingSupersonic Před 3 lety +16

      You can't booby trap your house. Didn't u pay attention to the vid

    • @Clavey
      @Clavey Před 3 lety +106

      Robert Witt I never said anything about booby trapping my house. All I l said was “a dead intruder can’t press charges”

    • @ImGoingSupersonic
      @ImGoingSupersonic Před 3 lety +4

      @@Clavey that's how u have to pay, when you booby trap. Other than that, they break in and you defend, you should be good.

    • @ImGoingSupersonic
      @ImGoingSupersonic Před 3 lety +14

      On the other hand, I'll be honest, and you never know if its true. But a would be burglar fell thru a skylight in someone's house and broke his leg or something and apparently sued. And apparently won. Idk how much.

  • @waysidetundra3352
    @waysidetundra3352 Před 3 lety +90

    Claymore roomba when you leave the house unintended

    • @SoLDMG
      @SoLDMG Před 3 lety +9

      Claymore roomba, AIDS syringe roomba, human creativity never ceases to amaze me

    • @johnladuke6475
      @johnladuke6475 Před 3 lety +4

      Sometimes I leave my house unattended but I try to avoid leaving in an unintended way. Sounds like a kidnapping, in which case it's already too late to arm the roomba.

    • @dungc6479
      @dungc6479 Před 3 lety +2

      The model I have is a bit expensive but the RPG-7 roomba really gets the job done

    • @waysidetundra3352
      @waysidetundra3352 Před 3 lety +1

      @@dungc6479 bear trap roomba

    • @batstoast3560
      @batstoast3560 Před 3 lety

      What about the mini nuke roomba?

  • @lucass7961
    @lucass7961 Před 2 lety

    I have watched this video multiple times I don't know why but it's really nice too play in the background :)

  • @DennisMoore664
    @DennisMoore664 Před 2 lety +13

    While the idea of setting up traps around my house has it's engineering and Rube Goldberg machine making appeal (I'd never put them outside beyond in front of a window or door someone might try to break in through) I wouldn't do it in case the person breaking in was a little kid or someone with the authority to legally enter a residence while the owner isn't there. That being said, I could see setting up non-lethal annoyance traps like dye packets or malodorous glue with glitter that sprays all over someone.

    • @darrellcook8253
      @darrellcook8253 Před rokem +1

      I've designed and built a prototype super glue, dyed setting agent and glitter gun. It has a 15 foot range where it would knock a chicken off its feet. The next one is going to be pneumatic and after that a CO2 powered one. Then I'll quit and probably throw them away. It's all in the inventing.
      I waste a lot of my time.

    • @mann_idonotreadreplies
      @mann_idonotreadreplies Před 11 měsíci

      @darell cool story bro

  • @McLovin_2004
    @McLovin_2004 Před 3 lety +62

    Qixr: makes video about shotgun trap.
    Fallout Players: Interesting.

  • @gregc6695
    @gregc6695 Před rokem

    That was the best.
    Cheers mate

  • @madduck692002
    @madduck692002 Před rokem +3

    Your animations are great. The news headline P.O.S judge made laugh hard! I like the Irish even more now

  • @explosivefreak666
    @explosivefreak666 Před 3 lety +272

    An old mate of mine who's a cop once told me : "IF you attack an intruder, make sure hé can NOT testify anymore."... Words to live by...

    • @maxputhoff1436
      @maxputhoff1436 Před 2 lety +48

      Wow, a cop that's a violent psychopath? I can't believe it!

    • @explosivefreak666
      @explosivefreak666 Před 2 lety +11

      @@maxputhoff1436 Agree 100% mate.!

    • @Gamer1what
      @Gamer1what Před 2 lety +83

      @@maxputhoff1436, yeah! The lives of people willing to put others in danger to satisfy their own greed are really important!

    • @maxputhoff1436
      @maxputhoff1436 Před 2 lety +11

      @@Gamer1what Yes, human lives are important. Only a conservative would be evil and insane enough to disagree.

    • @GregLemons
      @GregLemons Před rokem

      @@Gamer1what Poor person trying to steal a television, absolutely TERRIFYING! While he's at it he might rape your wife and tie her on the local train tracks running away from the town sheriff! Oh wait no. That's **FICTION**

  • @FlaccidFella
    @FlaccidFella Před 3 lety +440

    "the only thing I would have done different was aim the gun a little higher"
    I have never heard a better "only thing I would have done different" 😂 man was a true savage

    • @Mic_Glow
      @Mic_Glow Před 3 lety +29

      The burglar wouldn't be suing if he didn't survive. And it would be a missing person case (if any) since he probably didn't tell anyone where he's going.

    • @traditonalbutt701
      @traditonalbutt701 Před 2 lety +20

      @@Mic_Glow According to a different video on this subject he had a partner in crime, which is how he didn't die crawling through a field in search of medical attention.

    • @frank-2martialoffrankoslav151
      @frank-2martialoffrankoslav151 Před 2 lety +16

      @Lex Bright Raven It Still Is Private Property.
      Unless the City has Rules Against Neglected, Vacant Homes.

    • @wasd____
      @wasd____ Před 2 lety +12

      Ahh, yes, the brilliant strategy of upgrading your civil suit to a criminal manslaughter / murder charge. Always a win.

    • @FlaccidFella
      @FlaccidFella Před 2 lety +28

      @@wasd____ maybe dude shouldn't have been poking around on someone else's property

  • @smrsmd8522
    @smrsmd8522 Před 2 lety

    Ive used that door jam thing. Amazingly worked.

  • @jamesalles139
    @jamesalles139 Před 2 lety

    I was being patient at first, but not expecting the admission. LoL
    thanks

  • @Stage4000
    @Stage4000 Před 3 lety +143

    "He was collecting cans and bottles from the place. Guess he thought they were interesting."
    Iowa is a state with a 5 cent bottle and can recycling bounty.

  • @LumenArty
    @LumenArty Před 3 lety +17

    That remix at the end is by far the best thing this year will ever have.

  • @2fbDJLL
    @2fbDJLL Před 26 dny +1

    Oh my goodness! The ending! Lol 😂

  • @MaskedMenace830
    @MaskedMenace830 Před 5 měsíci

    Kinda warms the heart that both parties joined forces to sue the greedy neighbour

  • @YourTypicalMental
    @YourTypicalMental Před 3 lety +66

    A lot of love went into making that intro.

  • @krazeemunkee80
    @krazeemunkee80 Před 3 lety +46

    I half expected qxir to respond while being burgled with "What the devil?" *loads musket and grabs powdered wig*

  • @linusgk5042
    @linusgk5042 Před 2 lety +1

    My grandfather had a car mechanic shop, some of the windows didn't have bars on them, on the other side of the windows there was a 2 story drop to a concrete floor.
    A burger broke the window and jumped in breaking both legs in the landing. My grandfather was found liable for not putting bars on those windows.

  • @nolansomers8458
    @nolansomers8458 Před 2 lety

    Pirate bit was solid gold, thanks for the hearty laugh

  • @carlosmorbini745
    @carlosmorbini745 Před 3 lety +169

    Hey man, I'm studying law in Brazil, and made a paper about "self defense", which is called here "legitimate defense", and wrote a topic about this subject. According to brazilian law, you are in your perfect right to use any kind of "ofendículos", (any kind of "trap"(for lack of better word)) whose whole effectiveness derives form it being visible, and that everyone can promptly realize it's perilous nature. i.e. barbed wire, blades on top of fences, etc. But, there are what is called "mecanismos de defesa mecânica preordenada", or preemptive defense devices, in a free translation, whose effectiveness derives from them being occult up to their activation (i.e., shotgun on door, mines, etc.). Those are extremely illegal, although their usage MAY, and that's a big may, be justified. Mainly, if it was actually used to defend someone's LIFE, not their stuff.

    • @EuclidesGBM
      @EuclidesGBM Před 2 lety

      Except the part were using an electric fence that is actually deadly is illegal ;)
      Brazilian law is a shithole made to protect bandits, politicians and their kin

    • @banana-uo3be
      @banana-uo3be Před 2 lety +3

      @@EuclidesGBM I'm pretty sure that's illegal in other countries too lol. Imagine if someone accidentally touched it and died.

    • @EuclidesGBM
      @EuclidesGBM Před 2 lety +9

      @@banana-uo3be who would accidentally touch an electric fence on top of a large wall

    • @revenevan11
      @revenevan11 Před 2 lety +7

      Thanks for sharing this fascinating peek into your country's laws!
      I appreciate the distinction between obvious deterrent traps vs hidden and lethal ones, and those only being legal if used in direct self defence, I think it's really interesting how different legal systems draw these lines.

    • @anthonyhayes1267
      @anthonyhayes1267 Před 2 lety +3

      Suppose you liberally posted warning signs of the type of booby trap. Would this be legal then?