Kanye West and Rocket League
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- čas přidán 10. 09. 2024
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Kanye West and Rocket League
Can't believe all these years Carson has been shooting himself in the foot by not doing a sub plug at the beginning of the video. Such a strong man, suffering for our entertainment. Glad to see his foot is in recovery.
@William Kuncio 💀
@William Kuncio nice pfp
I think he had to get it replaced a few times. That’s why he sometimes takes a break from uploading.
@@thatoneguy4584 that’s weird, he’s been refraining from shooting himself in the foot, but he just finished a really long break
"yo they put a crab in there"
There’s a damn lobster in my shake
Kanye west finna autotune his inaugural address
(He now has 4 more years to craft an inaugural speech so good it brings the world into a state of peace)
I hope this comment gets a lot of likes tbh
@@geton8473 same
Lmao
@@geton8473 well it has
But if he doesn’t become president he’ll just interrupt someone else’s
i'm looking at grunk's math hw and i feel bad for him that he thinks multiplying polynomials is annoying since it only goes downhill from there
how old even is grunk
@@semoh from the math, probably 13
semoh pretty sure like 14-16 range
@@semoh I did that In my last year of school 15-16
For people not pursuing a career in math it probably won't get much more difficult than trigonometry and linear algebra.
“Are you gonna teach him to cheat?”
“Yes.”
I need this lesson
Svyoshi, teaching us the ways to pass in school
bro, im using it right now xD
"did I stutter..."
The way of Fitz
One day Carson is going to forget to do his intro and the next day he’s only going to show up with one foot.
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but he never shows his feet
underrated comment
pp itch
Bruhlie?
I’m literally dying laughing about this shake in a public area and it’s the best.
be honest
you want it
@@undereeries That's true, but I also want functioning organs, so I'm still gonna have to pass
ŒŔƏØ
Why does it have crustations
Literally laughing so hard
This editor bringing back the feel of the 2019 discord vids.
That's the exact vibe I got and it's glorious, feels like I'm watching something at 3am.
And its beautiful
yeah the last semi decent year in history
wait that was last year
fr and its about time man
I miss those videos
That shake literally has enough sugar to put me in a diabetic coma 3x over.
@@arjunsatish920 what kind of wack ass parents promise to buy their kids something if they hit a certain amount of subscribers on CZcams? Fake and homosexual.
@@NemmuNemmu How is that a sign of homosexuality?
@@bleedingpines4103 It’s called a joke.
@@NemmuNemmu Calling stuff gay doesn't make you funny, and it just gives gay people a bad connotation.
@@bleedingpines4103 I don’t give a shit.
"Ayo, look at this phone!" - Kanye West, 2020
congrats! you just quoted the obvious!
@@knox1392 but look at da phooon!
Ayo, look at that dog!
@@knox1392 did you look at the phone
I watched the vid and he never said that 😐
me: that Oreo shake doesn't look too bad...
quietly converts imperial units to metric...
a total 1L of shake?! As dessert?! WTF?!
It would be a lot scarier if all those calories where stored in a compact cup
Thank you for doing the math that kinda explans it ngl
Thats a sip to us Americans lol
@@christian6381 scarily, after having watched "Supersize Me" in school back in the days, with the large portions they portrayed everywhere in the US, I do believe ya!
@@maximilianwimmer627 and sadly it's true, a lot of Americans (me included) are at least over-weight
5:58 I’m literally watching this as I’m putting on my baskin robins uniform and getting ready for work
Can I have one death shake please
WHY'D THEY DISCONTINUE THE SHAKE DUDE
Why did you discontinue the death shake? I wanted one
Lol wrong timestamp; it’s 3:58 not 6:58
Fast food worker is just a fancy word for “Minimum Wage Assassin”
The oreo shake makes me feel like I'm having a heart attack
it is making you have a heart attack
Me want
it has crab tho tbf
@@ethernet6591 extra flavor
It’s cuz u are
Still gonna watch
Factual
Miss him
in my opinion, the only thing he did wrong was lying to his friends, and bragging about nudes
Miss him
@@person4585 agree
im in pain rn.
Carson will return don't worry
@@seanwithafada.never said he wasnt
@@rev-9947 the pain will end soon
@@rev-9947 oh your not in pain anymore cool my work here is done
Carson: *sees freshman level algebra*
Also Carson: I hate this
THAT'S FRESHMAN LEVEL ALGEBRA?! Is education in the US this shit?
@@reatard.8222 bruh what do u learn in freshman year then
@@shelelozahhak959 Probably Asian
@@shelelozahhak959 linear algebra, analytic geometry and mathematical analysis in the 1st semester. I'm not sure how accurate these terms are, English is not my first language
Not even. I learned that in middle school.
Carson this video feels like you are in your element. It has the vibes of your discord videos while having some new visual content, well done!
I agree! I love that he’s sort of trying new things
Oh god Carson's becoming a commentary channel...
I hope he does more of these rocket league videos, major main channel vibes
dude YES
I like gamingh
I’m very disappointed
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Hopefully with a nerf dart with a tac in it
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Wow thanks YongCh;ld very cool!!!
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He actually shot himself in the foot
I'm glad somebody made that joke
Bruh lmaoooo
Lol
Carson's foot is fine don't worry
Jawsh: "all I need is that Chocolate Oreo shake"
Also Jawsh: "They put a CRAB in there"
Carson in the next year will become Kanye’s Vice President and marry Kylie to become a *Cardashian.*
he'll become a car
@@natrod8628 our boy’s all grown up
This sounds fucking hilarious and I need like a fanfic or some shit with this premise
Carson Kardashian
Callmecardashian
"You should hydrate right now"
-Sun Tzu The Art Of Hydration
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* Eddie Hall furiously taking notes *
Sun tzu has made techno and dream smarter and now teaches the children too
drink water kids
Hey Carson this morning I was having a really bad anxiety attack, I didn’t think I could move for a while. But then I played one of your videos and it gave me the mental power and strength to get up, find my remote and go watch Schlatt instead. Thankyou!
@@Taillow25 NO I JUST HAVE HIV. GOD BLESS
Wow
That took a turn.
i can relate on a spiritual level
@@dougdimmadabd8093 wait minute
My favorite Kanye West video is the interview where he goes”I’m gonna melt you with my laser eyes”
the saltiest, sweetest, densest shake ever crafted.
you pick it up and it weighs 6 pounds
mmmmmmmmmm
Now with 5 Kinds of Crustacean
@@Kenneth-bo7gv from crabs isopods,lobster and more,we got them all
"They stopped selling these before guys could use them for youtube challenges."
They had to cease production because it was depleting king crab populations in the Pacific.
Really? Huh can you explain how many krabs were murdered to make one shake? I'm genuinely curious
@@jimbothetimbo6790 Twelve.
@@LedosKell Hundred.
CallmeCARson really living up to his name
I hate you
Lol
_budum tssss_
he's not a car He's *Our son*
callmecar
"Just go ask" hahahahahah
"she said no"
The crustacean in the shake is impurities from seaweed if anyone's curious
No it's a crab shut up
“We’re in our 20’s an have never had to use math” *me currently taking all math classes in college* *tear*
Dude the “math” that Carson is scared of is first year highschool stuff lol
@@diegoestradahernandez2728 american education system moment
when he showed the homework I nearly shat myself, that's my hand writing
Mine too.
Why is it so shit
Aight Mr. Big Day Grunk on an alt
@@mythicrif1921 Mine's worse, brother. Don't bully me like that
Grunk's Big Emo Ginger
Im gonna name a part of my house the west wing and everything is gonna be covered in kanye west 2020 posters
But instead of doing it with the left part of the house, you do it with re right one, just to confuse.
@niosonwii wasn’t planning on it
@niosonwii wasn't going to anyway
@niosonwii cringe
Delsito but if the house is facing south, then the right side is still the west wing
this is amazing, i hate seeing the rocket league videos do so poorly because they're amazing and really funny to watch, its like nobody clicks but the people that do love it
"They put a CRAB in there."
Dang I miss this
soon he shall return
soon he WILL return
@@DeiDrei yeag
@@goodtyme yeah
9:22 "If we win this you could make a video titled 'We won Rocket Leauge'"
*Checks video title*
oh
I'm starting to get scared that Carson has a gun.
Have you ever heard of a man who goes by JSchlatt?
He keeps shooting himself in the foot
Only Carson would help out with Grunk's math after Grunk's Big Day
*Such a great guy gotta love em*
Missed “Grunk’s Big League” as title.
they probably did it in the stream
“Kanye West and Grunk’s Big Tournament”
@@PatchworkRose567 and the chocolate crab shake
this was one of my favourite live channel vids
Its a banger
is that the famous creator of the award winning “boy is dog”?
@@queueuof yes it is
“If we win this you can call it: How we won rocket league”
*Looks at title*
*nervous sweating*
9:07
can we talk about how they completely steamrolled that team?
It was 3v2
@@kacekozarec6811 but... 14-0 I mean...
He’s deadass good at the game nobody even talked about it
Carson: "What the H-E-Double Heck Heck!"
Me: *He-Heck-Heck?*
its double heck heck, so its
he-heck-heck-heck-heck
69th like pretty pog
#relatable
This was one of my favourite vids D:
Its really good
"Ugh this math looks horrible. How does it feel that you have to learn this?" *Is literally just FOIL"
What’s foil
@@michelleobamafootcream9292 just fancy multiplication of polynomials
wait so he's in like 8th grade?
@@Jauhnnyy yeah or he’s a freshmen
IKR it only goes down from there
Carson: Are you gonna teach him to cheat?
Yoshi: *yes.*
I personally find it’s easy to use photomath during online school
Literally the most useful thing he's gonna learn outside of a science or history class
"Are you going to teach him to cheat" I'm dying
should i call an ambulance i think you shouldn't be dying man
@niosonwii Okay, I won't.
Carson: Hasn’t brought up his sub chart
His foot: *sweats in fear*
Miss you buddy
He misses you
Please come back dad, we forgive you and miss you
hey kanye
@@featherycoffee1401 YOOOOOOOOOO KANYE
I love how the end of the video is just them showing Grunk's math homework
I love these vids it reminds me of Carson’s old videos back in like 2018, keep doing these streams and videos man!
This vid is one of Carson’s best, reminds me of his old recording the internet vids.
i know all the drama and stuff happened but im over it man, i always come back here if im sad or just had a panic attack and this shit literallty keeps me alive thank uyou carson and all of the people who have ever been in your videos
carson didn't deserve it. he really didn't.
@@TUTOSANDROIDtutorialesymas didnt he groom a child
@@hamish7794 He did do that but in the grand scheme of things it really wasn't that bad, it wasn't illegal it was consensual and the girl honestly shouldn't have ever leaked that, she ended up coming out apologizing and admitted to doing it for attention
he didnt groom a child, she was 2 years younger than him and went to the same highschool then him.
it was blew out of proportion
God i miss this
Soon
@@seanwithafada. any time now, hopefully Twitter will stfu
@@sink3943 yeah Carson is just being extra careful he was in a mizkif stream recently so soon hopefully
@@seanwithafada. still, we know and he knows Twitter hates him even tho what he did was legal where carson and the girl was from
I'm really glad you're uploading rocket league videos. That game is so fun.
No
@@centuzezaim7471 ????// rocket league is a good game
@@centuzezaim7471 why do u care lol
@@centuzezaim7471 why are you responding to a comment that shouldnt matter to you
Such a good graph, it really does making me wanna press that red button
No
Button is grey how fix
Doom profile pic
Good
Hey so hi I’m a type one diabetic and what I know from a few years of it is that the Oreo shake large is equal to 20 scoops of vanilla icecream. Wtf baskin robins
I don’t even think someone without diabetes can drink that without dying instantly...
Hits different
but he made graduation 🥸
@@briesjones7767 not anymore
"They just weren't ready for angle"
"But their kids will love it"
Underrated reference
I don’t get it
what's it from? sorry if it's a dumb question lol
@@fireleafwa4140 I think back to the future
This is a very different video after what Kanye did
But he made graduation tho
@@zaid3459 he did make graduation
16:00 Stupid rule, use FOIL. First Outside Inside Last
"ayo! look at this phone!", literally my favourite callmecarson video clip, second only to "South America!"
1.79 mill back then and now hes at 1.72 mill big rip miss u man
He was at like 1.81 I think
He will return
i know carson is cancelled and all. but when you look at the phone when kanye is holding it. it’s like a picture of a cow or horse or some shit
Carson isn’t canceled, if he was there would be no returned and half of his fan base would be unsubscribed and people wouldn’t be wishing the best for him
@@Tkepbal yeah thats cool and all but look at this phone
@@defectivepikachu4582 get the west wing ready
Carson will be back
Here before Carson says he's shooting himself in th- oh he already said it
@niosonwii aight, thanks for the warning, saved me a click. Almost clicked it, probably could've died If i did.
Wow I just went on this channel and coincidently he uploaded 16 seconds ago so....it’s gonna be a good day
Same
Yes... it... is 🧍🏃
Bro how old is grunk, this is my current 8th grade math.
Yeah same here
Well no shit, in algebra 2 you have to go over algebra one stuff, duh
@@vivian2591 Can confirm
wtf im half way through highschool and just learning that
They teach you that stuff in college too it just depends on what classes you take
No one is going to talk about how kanye spelt polls wrong.
AmazingGamingBros I thought I was the only one that saw
yeah speled dong
He definitely shot himself in the foot
His feet are fine what are people talking about
Carson: looks at binomial functions, that are by themselves quite easy and not that hard to understand
also Carson: has a mental breakdown
I love how kanye spelled poll as “pole”
Yeah that guys running for president
@@HeftyManlovesthesnow he was on the ballot as VP 😂 he didn't even make it to being a candidate
@@somethingdifferent5030 lol
i miss him
We all do
He misses you
come play rocket league .
Can I come?
“I’m throwing for content”. I love these guys😂
That math homework gave me an anxiety attack and gave me flashbacks to my first GED exam where I cried at the computer in a room with several other students.
Every time I hears jawsh and see cars-
*flashbacks*
Walk with me
Hes got work in the morning, hes gotta go.
this is fr my favourite cmc live video lmao
This one a gta one and a human fall flat one
Its a good one
16:03 the best part is that math is really simple to do once you know the rules.
Thanks captain obvious
I loved this video so much, I'm so fucking sad
Same here bruh
Its a good video carson will be back don't worry
Get the west wing ready
Get it ready
“This didn’t age well” bruh stfu
Im getting it ready
0:22 *LOOK AT THIS GRAPH*
2:23 HE MISSPELLED POLL LMAO
Ik I wish they noticed that lol
Bruh
video: *shows math homework*
me: *actively tries to solve it*
i always find myself coming back to this gem
Its a good one
jokes aside, carson is actually amazing at aerials for a gold
Carson is passing his knowledge onto the next generation, grunk will become Carson prime
I have watched this video like 5 times and it is one of the funniest things i have ever seen
Make that 10
Its a good one
We never even left boys
I don’t think they’re gonna have to get the west wing ready anymore…
The math is actually fairly simple, its just multiplying variables. For example (x+4)^2 = (x+4)(x+4) and than you use the FOIL method (First, Outer, Inner, Last) so
x * x = x^2, x * 4 = 4x, 4 * x = 4x, 4 * 4 = 16, and so we have x^2+4x+4x+16 and if we combine like terms (4x+4x) it becomes *x^2+8x+16* and that ladies and gentleman, is how you factor
6:40 *Somebody* fatfingered the J key...
I never notijjjjced that
* shows middle school polynomials *
"NO you’re bad, you’re trash!"
I learned these in high school-
@@alittleninjathatstealsyour9401 stop
@@someguy9496 what did I do ?
@@alittleninjathatstealsyour9401 You put the hyphen at the end of your statement like you were stammering and when I see that it boils my blood because of how stupid it is. Just say the statement when you add the hyphen it looks so fucking dumb
@@someguy9496 oh okay, it just kinda adds emphasis like a sudden stop. sorry?
This is one of my favorite videos on this both from Carson and on CZcams
i love these chill discord type videos. theyre so relaxing but funny.
NOW THIS IS A CLASSIC!
Haha this made my day can't wait for him to come back
He will be back soon don't worry
Damn that maybe she said no joke really hitting hard now 😔
Imagine not knowing polynomials. Can't relate given that I'm still taking classes on math I'll never use
loved this video! it was so funny and i was smiling the whole way through it, so much that my cheeks actually started hurting... LMAO. but in all seriousness carson, i really needed this. provided a nice relaxed escape from school. i appreciate all your content (: well done man