JOE WELLER PRANK CALLS ADULT HOTLINE
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- čas přidán 30. 03. 2017
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"You know sweetcorn"
"Yeah"
"It's a lovely little animal isn't it"
"Mmm..."
Darcey Haynes ii
Darcey Haynes
“my names Mr Bigcock”
“Hehehehehe”
“What are you laughing at?”
Enemy Whiskey Tango it’s dr.big cock
Enemy Whiskey Tango you had one job
Darcey Haynes oh you dirty fucker
Phone sex isn't safe,u might get hearing aids
Bigman good'un
Bigman the grammar though, it's disgraceful.
I always put a condom on my microphone so it protects
this deserves 3000 likes omg wow
You made my day 😂😂
70% comments - “sweetcorn? its a lovely animal isnt it?”
30% comments - “what drugs is he on”
0.1% - Look at the thing moving by itself in the background
Ket
No
nah a solid 10% commenting “haha who’s still haha watching in ha 2020😂😂😂😂😂😂”
Yet no one is commenting on how sick weller is at banter 😭🤣
1:42 hilarious 😂
“It’s a phone call, I can’t”
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Turns out joe accidentally called his grandma and she just went along
Harry Jenkins Ahaha
Harry Jenkins 😭😂
youre a genious
Read jake you do realise you spelt genius wrong
Read jake you clearly aren't
"You know sweetcorn....its a lovely little animal isn't it?!" 😂😂
Hey Its Rose xx mngg
Who’s still watching this in 2020 & during quarantine 😂
Hi
Yh
Obvs doing weller
I’m not
Hobo Joe when
I can’t stop laughing 😂
Same
Same
Same
Same
Shut up you simps🤣🤣
sweet corn is a lovely little animal
Squidward LMAO
ikr............. XD
then we ride a couple of roller coasters while making some dustbins
Squidward 😂😂😂
Squidward my favourite animal
"Bouncy bouncy castle"
"Blllllaaaaaarggh" 😂😂😂
*TIME TO MEET YOUR MAKER!*
MDMA is a crazy drug
Ellis Howarth He is u seen the size of his eyes
Profile 65 there are many reasons for having dilated pupils, he’s not gurning at all no eye roll, he’s still creative and witty aswell seems completely sober to me
Could be drunk
He’s wapped to the ballix ahahah
Ellis Howarth not all types of mdma make you burn and your eyes roll depends on the strength and certain ones effect people differently
YOU NEED TO DO ANOTHER ONE , PRETTY MUCH 2 YEARS NOW 😮
Oren Semeraro dude he was high on like Xanax or meth dude he probably dosent even remeber this
@@lofiwrld216 he does he made a video about something moving in the background
fucking amazing
TorvestaRS omfg the real torvesta watches Joseph Weller
ayyyyy torv nice vids,
why is that so amazing lol
TorvestaRS love your vids torvestaa
Oo torvesta
“I’m gonna go now I’ve got to put some Gamon my fish tank”😂😭
😁😂😂😂
石川彩奈 That’s the point - it makes absolutely no sense
@your dad’s wheatnuti’ll grabsack if youre here for logic, you're very mistaken
@i’ll grabsack your dad’s wheatnutand u thought sweetcorn being an animal is normal
Gets me every time 🤣🤣
this is still the best thing joe weller has done 😂😂😂
Joe Weller is at his funniest when he’s just improvising random shit it always comes out gold “we could go to to margarine factory for a spot of fish spotting” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
You should do prank calls as a series
He should
Yesssss
A1 is
OMG YESSS
The amount of children not knowing what red eye from flash is is ridiculous...
And then they all think it's result of ecstacy 😂😂😂
Kevin Deegan His pupils are abnormally large though for the whole video and the redness is more prominent, usually they'd constrict with prolonged light exposure. Tbf tho not judging if he dropped, molly is decent
M8 for him to upload a video where he was high and think his fans wouldn't notice, he would've had to have been high for the rest of the LA trip, the flight home and while rendering and uploading (and editing) the vid. Otherwise he clearly wouldn't have uploaded a high video.
He probably just doesn't care
Kevin Deegan maybe he just doesn't give a shit? 😂 why would he anyways, literally people get so worked up about stuff like drugs, it's his life he can do what he wants with it. Jesus Christ live a little.
Pretty sure they're just joking around..
"You know sweetcorn"
"Yes"
*Its A lovely litlle animal isnt it*
Lmao😂
Clearly people who think he's on drugs haven't watched all of joes videos! He's this random and strange in real life it's what makes him absolutely hilarious
You not seen his eyes 🤣
@@BryonyNeelyu can literally see coke on the table in the beginning of the video 😂
@@nsgdaddy1200 that’s the point I was making lol
Omg I was dying when you said about the sweet corn as an animal 😂
Ruby Kate so was I
I'm just off to put some gammon on my fish tank
George Murkin what is gammon
It's what your mums pum pum stinks of
ur not from the UK r u
minoTTaur i am
minoTTaur I am
Hands down one of the funniest videos I have seen
This is still the funniest shit ever
"My names dr. big cock" I was creasing😂😂
KieranPlaysGames Great banter
Next on Undateable's:
Adam Bradbury omg😂😂😂
Adam Bradbury I LAUGHED TOO MUCH AHAHHAHAAHA
Adam Bradbury IM DEAD
Adam Bradbury this comment it's too good
Adam Bradbury I
The glowing eyes just give this another meaning
*"I'm not NORMIL!"* 😂
0:36 da face though
yea its red
the eyes
BeastRhys FC drugs
Dammmm creepy
Rhys Hills is
Do a part 2 Plz
Mark Walton Poo yes 🙏🙏
yes
Mark Walton Poo 500th like
yea it was so funny
K
The fact that that his expression never comes out of character 😩😩😩😩
pretty sure he’s on some next level drugs
HANK!!!!!!!!!!
The coke residue on the table at 0:04 😂😂
That’s a carpet
think its m
what kind of Drugs is weller on?
Edit: I can’t believe this comment is still getting likes and comments, thank you✌🏾
DennisBrown lotss
All of them
DennisBrown eccies
buxton
Mandy
Joe... are you ok?
Amy Louise i dont thing so tbh
Amy Louise smash?
Amy Louise I don't think he was ever ok to begin with 🤣
Amy Louise when is he ever okay?😂
Amy Louise it's the camera😂😂
This would later be made into a vid called paranormal activity seen in video
“You know sweetcorn, it’s a lovely little animal......isn’t it?” That had me dead 😂🤣
Joe : you know sweet corn
Lady : Oh yeah
Joe : it's a lovely little animal isn't it 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
This is by far my favorite Joe Weller video... period
Max Lyndon-Smith not hard to be
Funniest part is when he's on md
Period, u mean full stop
just like the end of a sentence
Who still watching this 2019 😂
Aamir Tahir hahahahaha who isn’t 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Meeeee!!! 😂
Aamir Tahir Ha ha ha ha ha
2020
Aamir Tahir Makes me laugh every time
2:16 your making dustbins
This was absolutely hilarious! I wish Joe would post more often 🙏🏻
Josh Higgs fuck off with your fanny profile picture
Fleeh aren't you just a big boy keyboard warrior aren't ye
Josh Higgs everyone does
Fleeh why u hating my nigga here aint done nothing wrong
Josh Higgs I know haha
She sounded about 70
Yeah why?
Cheers Ryan xx
Mattg0800 😂😂👍
Mattg0800 😂😂😂
Mattg0800 69...
Year later and it’s still one of the best videos I’ve ever seen
years later and this still makes me crease
i had to pause this so many times to recover 😂😂😂
margarine factory😂😂😂😂😂😂 I'm f***** dying
Lol
swagpope24 Tee I know hahahahahah
“I’m not one to be messed around young ladyyy”
Me:dies of laughter😂
I laugh at the gorilla and dustbin part every single timeeeee 😂😂😭😭😭😭😂😂😂😂😂😭😂😭😂😭😂😭
Look at his eyes he definitely took ecstasy.
dejackster282 been looking through the comments to find someone who agreed with me lol
hahaha same
Yeah
Miss Grxxce his eyes are wide open though.
dejackster282 if he was on xtc his jaw wouldnt stay so still lol and he would be talking much different
@3:12 he says 'I'm fucking twisted' man has popped a pill or 5
Stuart Drennan defo says it like
Stuart Drennan what kinda pills though.
Zunaid Illahi ecstasy or mdma, or it could just be cocaine cos that makes ya pupils big too but who knows, all we know is rum spuds on the drugs
Stuart Drennan he says "im fucking autistic" not "twisted"
He says "she's still here"
No matter how many times I watch this video it's still funny
Just watched this again it’s still funny asf great vid Joe you should keep making videos like this
Sweet corn? It’s a lovely animal isn’t it? 😂😂
Best video in ages 😂😂
this is still one of my favourites to this day 😂
Been 3 yrs and i still cry at this
Joe:you know sweatcorn?
Lady:oh yeah
Joe:it's a lovely little animal isn't it
Me:😂😂😂😂
Sweatcorn doesn't sound appetising
The real funny thing is wtf is sweat corn it’s sweet corn
Can’t u spell
Haha I was laughing at that part in school
Mmmmm sweatcorn...
“Margarine factory”
“I’ve gotta put some gammon on my fish tank”
I’m dying 😂😂😂😂
This remains my favourite CZcams video of all time
who else is finding this by typing in "im not normeal" it will forever live rent free in my head
😂😂😂q
I never thought about how to spell it before
How much Mandy you sniff before this vid joe your eyes are pinging lad
Up like a kite
Red eye Jedi
szokovsky Defo pinging
bad wool behaviour sniffing md
Christina DeFrancisco not the red part it is the size of his pupils
I swear I've watched this 20 times 😂😂😂
this has to be contending for the greatest video on youtube
Another one needs to be made. Absolute classic.
Are people gonna ignore the fact that this is fucking funny as :')
Shox literally no one had ignored that
"Bouncy bouncy"
"Bouncy bouncy castle"
😂😂
R.G.F HAYNES haaaaaaaa
Omg you had me in tears! 😂 😂
Please do another one of these videos but make it longer, it's so funny!
Scrolling through the comments and howling at the fact no one wants to believe Joe Weller is on drugs
Callum Welsh go
Everyone just jealous their not as fried as he is lol
The size of them pupils ahhaha
I can't believe your so uneducated, it's the lightning from the camera, hes in a dark room so his pupils are going to be big anyway because they are not exposed to lights from all angels only the one from the camera ( e.g why they are glowing ) P.s when you take hard drugs like MDMA your jaw will be swingin and he'd be moving a lot more than what he is.. Somebody being on drug's isn't cool thing to be throwing around, specially knowing he has his downs with depression.
Don't be naive mate, you don't get pupils that big when there's light around. He's out with his mates why is it so hard for you to believe he's taken something? Half the people in UK do it's normal, and no your jaw would not be swinging if you didn't take much, get over yourself.
This is the best prank call of all time
Just another guy on the internet 9
4 years later and this video still makes me cry 😂
Every year I came back to this 😩
I beg all of you that haven't dropped before buss out 😂😂 he's clearly dropped a pill and is having banter, pree how bright the rooom is smh
are you actually baffed? i said buss out not 0161 mandy on the map
The Original Straw Or it's the light
yea man cause vodka does that to your pupils, and Reece yeah but the room is bright already and flash would make your pupils small, obviously flash creates red eyes but theres no other explanation for why his pupils are so dilated. Why are you getting so aggy any way lmao who cares if he rolls, its jokes.
and im baffed as to why you're calling me brain dead when you think 1. he hasnt dropped and 2.that alcohol makes your eyes dilate
1:55 just tops it off
Can we point out his eyes scream pure ecstasy
Looked for this comment; found this comment
been searching for this
Been looking for thid
The Journey he mentioned that people says by this are just twats.
It's camera flare, because if you were born (i only know because of myself) in 2003 and look at the pictures when you were a child, you look like a devil.
To this day still one of my favourite vids of all time
This was one of the funniest videos on CZcams by far😂😂😂
Definitely on pills or some drug
Amy Rust he was drinking. His jaw would be rattling if he was taking p's
Amy Rust help if you knew what pills do to you lol. His just daft
Jacob B your jaw does not always swing when on MDMA, I have been on it 8 times and my jaw has started swinging only 1 time.
Harry Searles just saying bro
@@-.-LM11 u getten ripped then bro fire your deal asap
That must be good weed hes smokin
devyladATF MDMA*
Thats coke
Dodger 1113 no it's fucking mandy ain't no chance he's getting pure cocaine like that's around Brighton or where ever he is need to be in Columbia or country's like that mongol
2020 and this video is still amazing ahah
IKR 🤣🤣🤣
The determination in his face
Yano sweetcorn? its a lovely little animal isnt it? hahahaha
Joe is 100% on some ecstasy or some shit here hahahahah
2:47 thank me later
huh
ya yeet
uh
rick roll.
Cant believe he fully posted this video while he was pinging 😂
Anyone else think joey boys on a bit of a ping sesh... bit of a g if you ask me, wys
Sophie Youngs your peng still
Sophie Youngs yes girl!😍😂
Sophie Youngs rahhh, youz puff ting init fam, wona link up, you peng ting
Daniel tryin way too hard g
Daniel that was smooth
"Gotta go and put some gammon on my fishtank now" 😂😂
fuck off clarence
Josh Pearce 😔
ya fackin druggo
what's gammon? im not english
gabzdt it's a type of pig meat
this is one of the best videos to ever come off the internet
Thank you youtube for blessing me with this once again
please do another one of these, sooo funny
i'm actually crying at this
Wtf
It’s that nonce
LOL 3 YEARS AGO AND YOU HAVE 600k SUBS AND BARELY ANYBODY LIKED 😂
Didn't ask
@@tag4178 I did thank you
6 years later this is still the funniest video on this site
Who's watching this in 2022?
Its still funny af.
"Ya know sweetcorn?"
"Yeah."
"It's a lovely little animal isn't it?"
😂😂😂😂😂
That was your best video so far.. No doubt!
Come back to enjoy some prime wellard 😂💀 never forget this gem of a video
this is literally the funniest thing I’ve ever seen
I mean you gotta admit sweet corn is a lovely little animal 😂
If he's popped a pill or done mdma then why ain't he gurning or eye rolling?
joshua ilman everyone I've ever known to take pills gurn, it's an incredibly common affect so Weller not gurning is either an incredible rarity or he's not on drugs- I pick the second one
Yeah he's probably not on drugs cuz it's very common to gurn and clench!!
if they were on pills they would not be ringing up prank calls that's for certain
he's probably really drunk
you can see his jaw goe at some parts
Joe needs to make more videos like these. These are so funny😂
0:37 I died!!😆😂😂😂