I should not be allowed to play spore

oh no I installed spore mods again....
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Music -
Flamingosis - Sunset Park

[@MrDuck-po3wy]

4:20 I've actually seen them run, it's faster than than that and also terrifying.

[@mushroomcrepes4780]

they zoomin'

[@bananabread427]

Nice number btw

[@HeyItsDamien]

@TheBuragi t-rexes and their supposed speed is horrifying, glad they're extinct

[@calus_bath_water]

@@HeyItsDamien they're supposed speed is pretty damn slow considering the things they hunted

[@connorbradford3111]

They could actually gallpp

[@Kolop315]

Me: you will never top bread skate.
James: Lobster.

[@halogod450hoursplayedlol9]

Kolop315 flamingo

[@guccithelobster2867]

Hm?

[@gb6912]

glock lobster

[@the_circuit6347]

Welcome to another episode of: *"What is this creature, and why does it have a gun?!"*
This applies to more than this video

[@Withered-bonnie1]

I should not be allowed to play spore *shows a picture of something SUS WITH BOOBS AND A BUT*

[@Poodleinacan]

The devs of Spore must be pretty happy to see their game take new life with mods.

[@Poodleinacan]

@・クローズガーミン ・ ・Claws Gaming・ that's unfortunate

[@denisemurphy3752]

@・クローズガーミン ・ ・Claws Gaming・ can you explain why EA decided to mess everything up?

[@d00d68]

@@denisemurphy3752 One.
*MONEY.*

[@florantlover5554]

@@denisemurphy3752 What inspired you to ruin spore, a game everyone loved? *M O N E Y*

[@Pinnaporaptor]

It's a shame too, all the technical stuff under the hood is honestly pretty impressive, especially considering the time.

[@MrEzioCraft360]

4:09 let's be real. That looks like an enemy from a 2002-2005 platformer

[@ulisesgraham4591]

Donkey kong flashbacks

[@entruh4520]

The legendary chimera croc

[@alexthemarshmallow92]

I hate how right you are.

[@Drakonus_]

Next one: Scuffed Mr.Krabs

[@plausibillity2032]

Next one: Scuffed mr crabs With machine guns

[@zomtaku5507]

Mess with Mr.Krabbo get the glocco

[@randydavis5162]

he needs to make a adventure

[@minifiguremage]

@@plausibillity2032 Yes yes

[@minifiguremage]

@Dr. Ford oi u said swear

[@zoe4988]

baby melon: * trick shot 360 *
everyone: he good at playing call of duty
7:22

[@beardie.-.1162]

Me, someone who loves reptiles at the crocodile part: why must you hurt me in the way

[@person4636]

don’t let them make your way to hate
all ways forget what they made
they can’t let you stop liking reptiles
someday it will not happen
and you will forget that disgusting creature
don’t let them steal it from you
you are prefect
don’t think about it

[@nhopkins9040]

@@person4636 great song

[@StupidGoobert]

*sees him give a melon a gun*
My brain: hes boutta commit a melony

[@AE68961]

This going to funny comments folder

[@brittanyhammac9821]

MelonCide

[@lavamate5772]

I hate you

[@hondojulian4001]

Dont make him

[@sweatyclaps1689]

@@lavamate5772 same

[@tambassadorifsomewhat192]

Ideal: make the most cutest creature you can, and proceed to turn it into an eldrich horror

[@goodvibes7580]

Yes, please. God make this happen.

[@abbadon958]

Or the opposite

[@HelpUsBuyAHome]

A frog with human feet

[@gamergaming6604]

The wotemalon is cute before he ad gun lol

[@PaleBlaze597]

Something most people don’t know is that lobsters have one of each variant of claw that he gave them, those being the crusher and the ripper

[@p3rfectlym1saligned]

9:15 this is the first creature Jameskii has created that is actually good and realistic
9:41 nevermind

[@eddyma]

bruh not even thirty seconds and he makes a monstrosity
{26 seconds}

[@eoj-so2ht]

@Georgia Detwiler yep XD

[@wolfknight2661]

"What if we give a melon a gun?"
*has beastars flashback*

[@DeductedSpy]

“Make a toucan”
*makes a dodo*

[@Laser_gaming370]

I WHAS DRINKING MILK BUT WHN YOU DID CREATED THAT SMILE I CHOCKED

[@oof-dude8010]

why does this exist
i love it

[@toasteron6382]

Idea:
Make a cursed Tom Nook scavenging for your bells with a glock.

[@dabloinky4258]

Best idea ever

[@mrbananaz1911]

*W h e r e a r e m y b e l l s, v i l l a g e r?*

[@MrAllStarsGaming]

Can you make my dad so I can finally know what he looks like...

[@auxbutbad]

Do you want to him to make something non existent

[@bobRSTER]

​@@auxbutbad What the fuck did he do?

[@neega124]

​@@bobRSTERyou added so much to this 3 year old comment

[@luukscheelbeek4540]

imagine being these creatures.
that would suck

[@kamalimcpherson9172]

Yea

[@brycewayne2517]

:/

[@lauradenapoli3002]

9:44 YOU DAMN CRAB RAVERS GET OF MY DAMN LAWN!

[@kaicusack3937]

Make a very wholesome realistic cat, I'm counting on you.

[@peyto9067]

Incredible idea

[@hogaboga314]

Please don't do that omg it will just want to die but

[@JAL2]

A long wang

[@dummyrblx66]

it will be ugly

[@square7744]

Oh god he did it, it was very *realistic*

[@hiimpie]

idea: samsung smart fridge with gun

[@VGodot-pg7rs]

Not with a gun, the fridge is open and there is a frozen chicken inside holding a gun

[@DunkTasticMan]

It’s your turn to give me the water

[@l.h7001]

Yessssssss

[@auces7084]

Kitchen gun

[@beanspaghetti8153]

Make a gun with a gun

[@ChezBurger_97]

Ok, I gotta sub for that *DEMON SPIDER* 🤣

[@pokpick]

random: make a toucan James: makes a demonic toucan that will hunt your dreams forever

[@zerkieee]

We need a cheese demon. That’s it. A cheese demon. Nothing else to it. A chaotic, genocidal cheese demon.

[@whydoihavetousemyname5603]

music makes you lose control?

[@pineapple7024]

Father, I crave cheddar

[@m4rczxz]

@@whydoihavetousemyname5603 Music makes you lose control

[@yuna3775]

party rockers in the house tonight

[@oshkoshbjoshnosh9306]

With a gun

[@race10ftw]

Make the demonetized symbol, it will be the most horrifying thing you’ll ever make

[@dummyrblx66]

you are a genius

[@square7744]

Well he made it

[@williamaton4517]

he did

[@user-ds3hb5iq7h]

No no no, demonitized symbol,
*W I T H A G U N*

[@Spriglet_]

at first i read this as "demon symbol" which it technically is

[@LamenHeadBoi]

from a toucan to a crocodile with wheels. Awesome.

[@arcticchain5264]

bruh i laughed so hard at 3am and woke up my whole family

[@qsoup4371]

"Ever seen crocodiles go this fast on land?"
I mean they can pretty much outrun humans, so yes

[@RobinvT2000]

Actually, you can outrun them. As crocodiles and alligators can reach about 40 km/h they can outrun humans in a straight sprint. However, because they have long, broad and low bodies with relatively short legs they can't turn fast. So if you try to zigzag (run with sharp turns) you can confuse them and run away.

[@qsoup4371]

@@RobinvT2000 yeah but they would destroy you on a 100m sprint

[@thenorthstarsamurai]

So you're telling me I'm gonna do what's called a ninja move?

[@commanderphrog712]

Just a revolver with tiny stick-like legs and black dots for eyes

[@ripped2shreds744]

MAKE A SEVERED FOOT BLEEDING FROM THE TOENAILS THAT SCREAMS FROM THE TOP OF IT
also shoutout

[@ChrisNinjaEagle]

You've heard of Knife Crab, now get ready for...
_Gun Lobster!_

[@qsoup4371]

I can't believe James hasn't created Pickle Rick yet

[@manwill2463]

Pickle chungus

[@greenbay470]

Funniest shit I have yet to see

[@Huljo]

Picolas cage

[@antonikudlicki1100]

no

[@sweatyclaps1689]

@@antonikudlicki1100 yes

[@DarthCheese]

Design idea:
Try making one of trevor Henderson's artworks.

[@thegetrktshow]

siren head

[@shanestaley6595]

long horse

[@gamergaming6604]

Oh yes

[@FilthyCasualty]

Cartoon Cat

[@commentsectionman6231]

Country roads creature

[@blood74]

XD THE TOUCAN IT LOOKS SO ADORABLE AND HORRIFYING I LOVE IT

[@sabau1976]

7:41 that melon can protect u from The SCP 3008.

[@alfredo2229]

Please make a Ford Focus
That’s it just make a Ford Focus
And maybe put jotaro inside

[@fezgaming1987]

Y e s

[@lewis7909]

Car platinum

[@adfasdasdfsadfasd6490]

Ford focus

[@beautifulskys919]

Y e s

[@kujojotaro5187]

Yes

[@randomguy1266]

CREATURE IDEA:
A teddy bear with a unhinged jaw and looks like it's in complete agony

[@Lexiwithaheart]

Christian that’s more of a fever dream than a creature

[@notxukl4563]

Just get him to make one of the dentist bears, the ones with teeth

[@beelhybees2109]

And a gun.

[@nincadian7843]

5:11 When dad let's you try BEER

[@fart_smella1]

Dang, I love "What is that creature? And why does it have a gun?".

[@benj.j]

IDEA: turtle with human legs

[@antonikudlicki1100]

yes

[@zegerman5793]

Can you dont

[@thecrazybiologist]

How about that but in reverse

[@mikkelmaling6724]

Yoo u the guy from courage the cowardly dog

[@zegerman5793]

@@mikkelmaling6724 I am the only turtle

[@pureshqa8246]

7:27 "In the first age, in the first battle, when the shadows first lengthened, one stood..."

[@KaiaBrodbecker]

He chose the path of perpetual torment.
In his ravenous hatred he found no peace.

[@reichi4042]

he foughted with strength
he rose up from his friends that fall in battle
fighting with all his power and spirit

[@kafarczeslaw455]

And those that tasted the blade of his sword named him .... THE DOOM SLAYER

[@kafarczeslaw455]

@@reichi4042 thats not the lyrics mate

[@eathamgamer]

the first creature was amazing

[@hollybowling9496]

This was a living nightmare I could not sleep lol

[@riimer]

make joe swanson witth the wheelchair and everything and give him a glock

[@chung5851]

Or make the glock the wheelchair

[@SmartBoy.21]

Carson: *sweats intensely*

[@jayjay_lee]

Wow, nice glock

[@toastytoonies]

He’s coming for your kneecaps

[@87tp78]

Creature idea: Thomas the train

[@extfdertblypletogpayr8065]

3:50 - Beta King K.Rool

[@lonelydakar5238]

Every gangsta until the potato with spider legs runs towards you

[@_silver_2774]

The scary thing is, if the universe is endless, there is a big chance that this thins exist somewhere

[@proudcrabowner]

I wonder what kind of situations occurred in order to evolve into that

[@meltemkoseoglu9038]

Wow

[@retakethesmash]

Whats even better is, if the universe is infinite, its not a big chance that these things actually exist, there is a 100% chance that these things exist hahaha

[@snowboi9904]

always remember, there is an alternative universe where humans are replaced with deathpacito spiders

[@ceoofcomedy3009]

I'm more interested in seeing how they play in the actual game instead of just seeing you make a lot of them.

[@plausibillity2032]

2:12 that looks like Mickey Mouse headless

[@sirrismendozasunlessrealms5775]

I honestly think it would be interesting only if it had only. But Spore npc´s give no reactions for how you look so it would be useless if the main thing is the appareance.

[@user-vf8hu1ox3k]

yea tbh i kinda prefer it without mods too but thats just me

[@riot_baby2296]

The end predicted fight crabs

[@JoeBurgerCinematicUniverse]

2:26 wow, shocked Tangiro

[@evieinfinite]

reminded me of the kirby with feet image

[@bluer0c]

Make my *dad* so i can see him for once in my life 🙂

[@jeanmarc9843]

What do you mean? He's at 6:06

[@cheesecrackerconsumer2766]

@@jeanmarc9843 YOOOO WHAT A SAVAGEEEE

[@alecs9884]

Hahan't

[@cosmo8743]

PEAK EVOLUTION!!!!!!

[@cheesed-kun8445]

“Interior crocodile alligator I drive a Chevrolet movie theater”

[@cobaltblue711]

Design Idea:
Make a walking version of that Gmod Gingerbread mask. Don't give it a body or anything, just a head.

[@DJdoppIer]

God: **creates humans**
Humans: **creates.....this**
God: **through sobs** "Where did I go wrong?"

[@VIDEOGAMEVIDEOGAMEVIDEOGAME]

all the other things were cursed, but the lobster actually looked right

[@andyartzy4945]

9:39 in spore, you dont eat lobster, LOBSTER EAT *Y O U .*

[@BreandanConnor]

The crocodile looks like one of my old Hotwheels cars.

[@DeletedTroll]

Oh I know I also had it, it's a green one right? It had some brown like wheels too? It wasn't very good at running but it was beautiful.

[@antonikudlicki1100]

bruh

[@mrwhiffy2045]

Can't wait to see all of these amazing creatures in VRChat

[@miguelh2563]

Oh, no. XD

[@adamofblastworks1517]

@@miguelh2563 Oh, *yes*

[@gamingboy-qp2yu]

This vid should be called nightmare fuel in spore

[@samdayya440]

7:09 do not make me a MELONY

[@thekono5464]

James, we thank you for giving us nightmares.

[@josiahsantiago1309]

No these are now sleep paralysis demons

[@excamationmarkofmark8881]

He gave me an out of body experience

[@PeaBoy77]

Karen: isn't my child cute?
Her child: *The creature that jameskii made in this entire video*

[@Nightshadezzzzz]

yes your child is beautiful

[@Nightshadezzzzz]

also can i give your child my manager action toy?

[@plasmabolts4077]

Her child is a piece of mutated bread

[@Unoffical1973DoraemonArchive]

I give you memes for your beautiful child

[@Max-jm9vp]

the crocodile one was so cute

[@gamingwithjohnrusso3385]

i want to see literal messes of mashed together parts

[@scpreader5662]

Make Hatsune Miku with literally any weapon. If She's too hard to make, make her hair with any weapon
Gwa Gwa

[@lilthroatx]

wtf that’s not even funny that’s just terrifyingly arousal

[@unturnedhelper3495]

I love how jameski just puts this song in the ending so you know the vid is finishing

[@daxtonclaude9655]

Mom I want Wheel Gator!
Mom: We have Wheel Gator at home.
The Wheel Gator at home: 4:09

[@yeetethyoinketh4580]

lobster with gun pog

[@ghosthyttre6109]

make anything...
but then, add an AHEGAO face.

[@letitallout7984]

we love a good hentai face

[@puhaanca747]

@@letitallout7984 well of course-

[@ralseisleepsgaming8961]

sir what is wrong with you?

[@ZackNathan41]

i would make nothing

[@Frisher1]

Idea: The gun man from Cyanide and happines (A big pistol with a man in it)

[@bob8135]

vibe checketh

[@invertedgrass5345]

Intructions:
Green and orange
Black belt
Slender
Likes disco and robot rampages
Has an orange Mohawk
Light brown chin, mouth, and cheeks
And his name is Commander Chaos :3

[@querish2813]

One Buff-Winged-Legged-Thomas-The-Train please

[@MacCoy928]

I don't know why but at 4:07 reminds me of an old meme of Interior crocodile alligator freestyle by Chip Tha Ripper

[@sethislive3437]

the tucan acually gave me nightmare

[@GabrisGauras]

THE LOBSTER IS EPIC

[@jessfinley44]

Yes perfection

[@reedworsham5643]

yes

[@leftforthedizzle1569]

Indeed

[@funkyytanims5976]

Indeed

[@Builderguy2001]

Indeed

[@capitainfishface258]

agreed

[@totaldowndrive4421]

breaking news: Florida man turns crocodile into a car 4:07

[@toprakaydogmus977]

was that torture dance OmG

[@amrise5879]

THIS CROCODILE MADE ME CRYYYYY

[@shrenos7372]

7:15, this is what happens if veggie tails catches you sin.

[@loe4508]

I- 😂

[@NotLoc]

@@loe4508 putting I- and then the laughing crying emoji is the epitome of comedy

[@loe4508]

Co!tron Is that a complement, or or an insult lmao

[@ihadtoomuchhoi4594]

i came up with an wonderfull idea: THE MEATBALL MAN

[@sardinas_con_tomate_frito]

Da miedo

[@themustytwo]

Little Runmo

[@-seagreen-6333]

* trumpet noises *
- sorry but that’s already an idea from little runmo -

[@phuonglu1332]

we need Runmo too

[@Flam_flam_flamingo]

YASSS THE MASTER YAAAAAAAAS

[@hypnoleaf3390]

Ok but im a bit curious what spore u r playing bc ive never seen spore look like that with mods or no mods hh

[@JACE.2.0]

Design Idea:Make A Dragon with minions

[@karenruble4989]

0:08 Sans... What Did I Tell You ABOUT THE FREAKING *KETCHUP DUDE!!!!!*

[@DolphCapnOli2001]

Give me you're foreskin

[@noaharmstrong3124]

I saw the crocodile with wheels in my brain started going “ interior crocodile alligator I drive a Chevrolet movie theatre”

[@-TelaxyTensei-]

The first's monster's babies were more horyfying than the parent himself

[@belindapungitore]

im not going near that melon with a GUN

[@kody4581]

Idea:
Just make a glock that has a glock.

[@plausibillity2032]

Me: *that looks like Mr potato from Peppa pig dude..*1:02

[@thatcooldudeisawesome876]

@@plausibillity2032 When?

[@cheesymelon4752]

7:07 Mess with the melon, I become a felon

[@fire6475]

7:12 when cocmelon had enough about being a kid channel

[@EpicgamerGTG]

How does that work when you spell "cocomelon" as (cocmelon"

[@EpicgamerGTG]

"*

[@calamital6073]

Me: hey lemme see what u have there
Lobster: A KNIFE AND A GUN
Me: holy shit *P A N I K*

[@entruh4520]

6:04 did this man accidentally make kirby without shoes meme

[@chongkun]

2:34 sound of cherenobyl bird when flying

[@thehamsterstalkingyou3291]

Everybody gangsta until the sleep paralysis becomes baby

[@hayliegravander9600]

Can you use the mods when playing the game? Like second stage and third etc.?