Fingernails Never Stop Growing 💅(gross)

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  • čas přidán 7. 12. 2023

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  • @Creo55
    @Creo55 Před 6 měsíci +73543

    DIANA ARMSTRONG = ❌
    DIANA NAILSSTRONG = ✅
    DIANA NAILSLONG = ✅

  • @depon3737
    @depon3737 Před 5 měsíci +17626

    Neil Armstrong: „flys to the moon“
    Diana Armstrong: „Scratches the moon“

  • @Ben-xg3tj
    @Ben-xg3tj Před měsícem +407

    "Nail clippers were invented in 1886."
    People in 1885:

    • @_Lonely_child
      @_Lonely_child Před 26 dny +5

      I cut mines off with my fingers or my other fingernails so it ain’t a problem

    • @Milo3-ek3it
      @Milo3-ek3it Před 25 dny +6

      I will do it on my mouth

    • @jarjarblex
      @jarjarblex Před 16 dny +2

      ​@@_Lonely_childthat could end so badly...

    • @user-dz9xs2uo2r
      @user-dz9xs2uo2r Před 14 dny

      As a person who has anxiety this won’t be a problem.

    • @Creative_monke
      @Creative_monke Před 7 dny

      Actually people hundreds of years ago did not need nail clippers because the would be using they’re hands for various things and the would naturally scrape down or break off

  • @_HAZBIN_
    @_HAZBIN_ Před měsícem +70

    "Her anils are 42ft long"
    *he being the height of her nails*
    "Im sorry,what😄"

    • @YourDivineMelody
      @YourDivineMelody Před 2 dny +1

      “Anils” 😔🤚☺️

    • @STARZERS
      @STARZERS Před dnem

      ​@@YourDivineMelody replace the i with an a

    • @YourDivineMelody
      @YourDivineMelody Před dnem

      @@STARZERS I’m saying they spelt it wrong

    • @Wxiiqlo
      @Wxiiqlo Před 18 hodinami

      @@STARZERS”Anals”? 💀🙏

    • @STARZERS
      @STARZERS Před 11 hodinami

      ​@@YourDivineMelody sorry i was trying to make a joke but i failed

  • @krv_4546
    @krv_4546 Před 6 měsíci +7311

    They got the entire ecosystem inside those nails

    • @H0n35t
      @H0n35t Před 6 měsíci +60

      So we'd be able to live there too

    • @PraiseTheLordyourGodJesus
      @PraiseTheLordyourGodJesus Před 6 měsíci

      Ephesians‬ ‭6:10‭-‬18 says,
      Finally, my brethren, be strong in the Lord, and in the power of his might. Put on the whole armour of God, that ye may be able to stand against the wiles of the devil. For we wrestle not against flesh and blood, but against principalities, against powers, against the rulers of the darkness of this world, against spiritual wickedness in high places. Wherefore take unto you the whole armour of God, that ye may be able to withstand in the evil day, and having done all, to stand. Stand therefore, having your loins girt about with truth, and having on the breastplate of righteousness; above all, taking the shield of faith, wherewith ye shall be able to quench all the fiery darts of the wicked. And take the helmet of salvation, and the sword of the Spirit, which is the word of God: praying always with all prayer and supplication in the Spirit, and watching thereunto with all perseverance and supplication for all saints. The bible is no old book. You have to really let Christ open your eyes; to see the world in shambles. Many people say it's a religion to lock up people in chains, and say it's a rule book.. why? Because people hate hearing the truth, it hurts their flesh, it's hurts their pride, it's exposes on what things have they done..people love this world so much, s*x, money, power, women, supercars.. things of this world. Still trying to find something that can fill that emptiness in your heart. You can't find that in this world.. only in Christ, the bible is no chains, it's a chainbreaker. Breaking your sins into pieces... Repent now, and turn back to the true Lord only.. God bless.
      😊😊😊

    • @Korok1000
      @Korok1000 Před 6 měsíci

      @@H0n35t if they were as wide as her hips, we could possibly put a human in there(don’t get any ideas)

    • @santoshchitkara6684
      @santoshchitkara6684 Před 6 měsíci +18

      ​@@H0n35tyes it can there are possibilities

    • @HonkyEatsVegan
      @HonkyEatsVegan Před 6 měsíci +24

      I mean, there's ecosystem everywhere, your balls your mouth your guts, like everywhere.

  • @99_AARDVARK
    @99_AARDVARK Před 6 měsíci +5358

    “If you never cut your fingernails they’ll get longer”
    My brain:🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯

  • @SethsNewChannel
    @SethsNewChannel Před 2 měsíci +75

    Ha, you could say that she's the real "Nail Armstrong".

    • @nakeshaholley1078
      @nakeshaholley1078 Před měsícem

      It is Neil, not Nail

    • @PancakePickguard
      @PancakePickguard Před měsícem

      R/woooosh​@@nakeshaholley1078

    • @SethsNewChannel
      @SethsNewChannel Před měsícem

      @@nakeshaholley1078 If you're gonna be an idiot, be one somewhere else.

    • @Stormisreal
      @Stormisreal Před měsícem +4

      ​@@nakeshaholley1078look up in the sky, it's a bird, it's a plane? No, it's JOKE flying above your head.

    • @HeyGameBro123
      @HeyGameBro123 Před 17 dny

      Standing here

  • @Ununrockium
    @Ununrockium Před 2 měsíci +8

    That one girl in school:

  • @lycheeexx
    @lycheeexx Před 6 měsíci +11154

    schools gotta be hiring this man.

  • @Voidsleeper
    @Voidsleeper Před 6 měsíci +1590

    All that bacteria under their nails: 🕺💃

    • @gabricoreia831
      @gabricoreia831 Před 6 měsíci +24

      Never gonna give you up never gonna let you down

    • @Pluto1336
      @Pluto1336 Před 6 měsíci +7

      Never gonna run around and desert you

    • @FantaMonke
      @FantaMonke Před 6 měsíci +4

      Never gonna make you cry never gonna say goodbyw

    • @walknowhere
      @walknowhere Před 6 měsíci +5

      Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

    • @Bobcrowly1488
      @Bobcrowly1488 Před 6 měsíci +3

      I hate that goddamn emoji

  • @foodiee_duniyaa_
    @foodiee_duniyaa_ Před měsícem +7

    Diana : The Nail Armstrong 😂😅

  • @minion9842
    @minion9842 Před 17 dny +3

    I SWEAR ITS ALWAYS THE ARMSTRONGS THAT HAVE THE WORLD RECORD

  • @laithhz
    @laithhz Před 6 měsíci +5071

    That women is literally making her nails like decorations 😂
    Edit: Thanks everyone for 4k likes!

    • @eleena2701
      @eleena2701 Před 6 měsíci +39

      She lives up to her name her arms are strong for carrying those nails

    • @Jpeteralphonse
      @Jpeteralphonse Před 6 měsíci +29

      How she eat , sleep 🤨🤨

    • @definitelyawkward7113
      @definitelyawkward7113 Před 6 měsíci +26

      ​@@Jpeteralphonseand wipe

    • @apex6917
      @apex6917 Před 6 měsíci +3

      More like waking sticks

    • @definitelyawkward7113
      @definitelyawkward7113 Před 6 měsíci +2

      @@apex6917 ah yes, *waking* sticks. Sticks that help in awaking thyself in the morning.

  • @Beaner2679
    @Beaner2679 Před 6 měsíci +829

    Those nails be curling like cinnamon rolls💀💀

    • @Jepshebat
      @Jepshebat Před 6 měsíci +15

      OFC 💀

    • @Ayxh.0
      @Ayxh.0 Před 6 měsíci +13

      *NAW THIS MADE ME BURST OUT LAUGHING* 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @fameparadise5083
      @fameparadise5083 Před 6 měsíci +16

      𝙏𝙃𝙀 𝙁𝙊𝙍𝘽𝙄𝘿𝘿𝙀𝙉 𝘾𝙄𝙉𝙉𝘼𝙈𝙊𝙉 𝙍𝙊𝙇𝙇𝙎

    • @lillianwalker8235
      @lillianwalker8235 Před 6 měsíci +8

      Don't ruin cinnamon rolls like that 😭

    • @gabiwolf1439
      @gabiwolf1439 Před 6 měsíci +4

      Forbidden snack

  • @empressmed2999
    @empressmed2999 Před měsícem +4

    Diana fr has strong arms carrying those nails 😭

  • @Goatman_Gamer
    @Goatman_Gamer Před měsícem +1

    I have a question. How did people cut their nails before nail clippers or did Cavemen just have long nails?

  • @mirelladiaz6217
    @mirelladiaz6217 Před 5 měsíci +1396

    Teacher: Why’d you take so long in the bathroom?
    Diana: ummmm 😳

  • @jordanelbertnathanaelsibue7818
    @jordanelbertnathanaelsibue7818 Před 6 měsíci +2694

    "Why won't your fingernail snap?!"
    "Nail nanomachine son"
    Please stop with the nailnomachine, it sounded like dildomachine for some reason 💀

  • @Kanimitsu_gacha
    @Kanimitsu_gacha Před měsícem +2

    How my nails look to my friends who have small nails:

  • @thesecretlifeofbenny
    @thesecretlifeofbenny Před 25 dny +3

    Ok but nobody gonna talk about how long that hand in the first video was there for? 😭 ✋

    • @avalope
      @avalope Před 17 dny

      I think it was a picture every day type of time lapse

  • @XenXenOfficial
    @XenXenOfficial Před 6 měsíci +1868

    For anyone wondering. Her nails are collectively 42ft 10.4in, individually they're about 50-51±in each.

    • @xcitive
      @xcitive Před 6 měsíci +25

      Thank you, I was wondering

    • @sheilapate7604
      @sheilapate7604 Před 6 měsíci +4

      I wasn’t wondering

    • @EastG2410
      @EastG2410 Před 6 měsíci +30

      Ok cause I was bout to say that ain't FORTY TWO FEET

    • @trippin2930
      @trippin2930 Před 6 měsíci +2

      I was like something aint making sense here

    • @pummeluff3322
      @pummeluff3322 Před 6 měsíci +4

      Now what is that in real measurements?

  • @Vexder
    @Vexder Před 6 měsíci +399

    Some random woman:"I dont like man under 6ft"
    The nails: "42ft"

    • @FitOver40Mama
      @FitOver40Mama Před 6 měsíci +9

      How does she wipe?
      Edit: It’s just a joke😅

    • @StupidTeapotProductions
      @StupidTeapotProductions Před 6 měsíci +6

      @@FitOver40Mamathe comment isn’t edited
      Edit: ik this is smart so you don’t have to edit it later

    • @Vexder
      @Vexder Před 6 měsíci +1

      @@FitOver40Mama same i wonder

    • @Wafflesvr123
      @Wafflesvr123 Před 6 měsíci +15

      He probably meant 42 inches

    • @Vexder
      @Vexder Před 6 měsíci +2

      @@Wafflesvr123 anyways the nails rizz

  • @StacyMm2forlife
    @StacyMm2forlife Před 25 dny +1

    not me just eating soup rn😭

  • @user-sn2no6gf2k
    @user-sn2no6gf2k Před měsícem +1

    If Diana Amstrong didn’t had legs, she would be like:
    Wow! I can walk on my nails!!

  • @THEDUCK12370
    @THEDUCK12370 Před 6 měsíci +2145

    Bro, who hired Wolverine?

  • @Nathan_Xedits
    @Nathan_Xedits Před 6 měsíci +723

    Diana better have strong arms for carrying 42 feet of nails💀

    • @wagiqwq
      @wagiqwq Před 6 měsíci +52

      I mean.... She is Diana ARMstrong

    • @Nathan_Xedits
      @Nathan_Xedits Před 6 měsíci

      ​@@wagiqwqtrue

    • @soelliya
      @soelliya Před 6 měsíci +1

      на сколько я знаю, эта женщина не удаляет свои ногти в память о своей дочери, которая умерла. девочка очень любила красить ногти маме, и женщина не может отстричь свои ногти из-за этого

    • @NessieCastleCats2023
      @NessieCastleCats2023 Před 6 měsíci

      She doesn’t, her nails just drag on the ground 😂

    • @Nathan_Xedits
      @Nathan_Xedits Před 6 měsíci

      ​@@NessieCastleCats2023🤣

  • @jeremy24265
    @jeremy24265 Před 6 dny +1

    Diana Armstrong will grow her nails until they reach the moon fr 💀💀

  • @AphmauGachaOfficial
    @AphmauGachaOfficial Před 2 měsíci +1

    Funfact(not really):when the fingernails grow to long they can actually grown blood cells and possibly veins

  • @DARKSTAR-pq9it
    @DARKSTAR-pq9it Před 6 měsíci +1096

    people before nail cutters were invented:🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿

  • @keiararamchandar8374
    @keiararamchandar8374 Před 6 měsíci +1534

    If I never cut my nails they gonna cut themselves 💀💀

  • @rjohnrante649
    @rjohnrante649 Před měsícem +3

    Neil Armstrong - "diana, im going to the moon ok?"
    Later.
    Diana Armstrong - '' oh no! I scratched the moon! "

  • @MEOW.ANALOG.Mp4
    @MEOW.ANALOG.Mp4 Před měsícem +2

    Definitely Diana Nailstrong💀

  • @masonfungavaka8928
    @masonfungavaka8928 Před 6 měsíci +1899

    Diana: “I want respect!”
    Me: “I respect you, I just can’t look at you.”

  • @Fazethegreat1
    @Fazethegreat1 Před 3 měsíci +1324

    "her nails are 42 feet long"
    Shows a picture of nails the size of a women

    • @SilverSonicII
      @SilverSonicII Před 3 měsíci +8

      true lol

    • @TheIceCreamWizard
      @TheIceCreamWizard Před 3 měsíci +120

      Well, clearly she's 42 feet tall.

    • @Kelton-id6wb
      @Kelton-id6wb Před 3 měsíci +101

      I thought that too but I think it’s the added total of all her nails. 10 nail probably about 5 feet maybe=50ish

    • @CoH696
      @CoH696 Před 3 měsíci +13

      4 x 10 = 40

    • @Ballprodz_15
      @Ballprodz_15 Před 3 měsíci +7

      @@TheIceCreamWizardwow I never thought of that 🤔

  • @DeeplyDepressed.
    @DeeplyDepressed. Před 26 dny +1

    Damn, Diana's arms are strong after carrying those nails 😂

  • @JadeHakola
    @JadeHakola Před měsícem +1

    Me on my way to buy anti-curl things to uncurl them and become wolverine: 🗿

  • @revaauliakinnan4727
    @revaauliakinnan4727 Před 6 měsíci +944

    Me every i see my nail start grow:" i need the cutter"

  • @peacewalker4320
    @peacewalker4320 Před 6 měsíci +282

    Is it just me or everybody's first thoughts was "how tf do they wash their a*s after sh*tting?"

  • @YourLocalAlbanian
    @YourLocalAlbanian Před 23 dny +1

    The real question is
    “ how do you drive..?”

  • @supernov4h
    @supernov4h Před 2 měsíci

    diana armstrong really invented the word "slay"

  • @dourduolingoinsteadofyoutube
    @dourduolingoinsteadofyoutube Před 3 měsíci +3525

    “So how’d u go blind?”
    “My eye was itchy💀”
    omd tysm for 3k likes ive nvr got this much

    • @SagnikGupta-gb6eo
      @SagnikGupta-gb6eo Před 3 měsíci +11

      Lol

    • @yourgirlmea
      @yourgirlmea Před 3 měsíci +8

      Lol 😂

    • @brindleberry9514
      @brindleberry9514 Před 3 měsíci +6

      oh god...

    • @Quilvin-xu5ht
      @Quilvin-xu5ht Před 2 měsíci +11

      Look, I know it's a joke but.. wtf are yall doing to scratch your eyes, you can use the back of your fingers. You don't scratch your eyes like how you scratch a mosquito bite do you?

    • @Yodathesolja
      @Yodathesolja Před 2 měsíci

      You're ygkdjfjfje jsjsiake jeisndbr

  • @kerimefeucar7534
    @kerimefeucar7534 Před 6 měsíci +1675

    "And her name is Diana armstro-"
    "Huh..Why do I hear boss music"
    "THE UNLIGHTED MASSES" 🔥

    • @Viennve
      @Viennve Před 6 měsíci +23

      If It isn't sussy Jack

    • @subartic
      @subartic Před 6 měsíci +22

      Nailmachines, son.

    • @Khuhyshyshk
      @Khuhyshyshk Před 6 měsíci

      THEY CANNOT MAKE THE JUDGEMENT CALL
      GIVE UP FREE WILL FOREVER
      THE VOICES WON'T BE HEARD AT ALL
      DISPLAY OBIE-DIENCE
      WHILE NEVER STEPPING
      OUT
      OF
      *LINE*
      AND BLINDLY SWEAR ALLIEGANCE
      LET YOUR COUNTRY CONTROL YOUR MIIIIIIINNNNDDD

    • @peteryeeterson5766
      @peteryeeterson5766 Před 6 měsíci +5

      THEY CANNOT MAKE THE JUDGEMENT CALL 🔥🔥🔥

    • @KoraAzure
      @KoraAzure Před 6 měsíci

      @@peteryeeterson5766GIVE UP FREE WILL FOREVER. THEIR VOICES WON’T BE HEARD AT ALL🔥

  • @stinkytinkybinky
    @stinkytinkybinky Před 13 dny +1

    "If you never cut your fingernails, they'll get longer and longer"
    No shit Sherlock 💀💀

  • @happy_page
    @happy_page Před měsícem +2

    the baddies: guys they beat us....

  • @calebded9070
    @calebded9070 Před 5 měsíci +764

    Neil Armstrong: ❌
    Nail Armstrong:✅

  • @roomyisred
    @roomyisred Před 6 měsíci +1424

    Imagine being the record holder for the longest nails, then your whole life is basically wasted when a new person gets the record.

    • @CHLOEDOESUREDITZ
      @CHLOEDOESUREDITZ Před 6 měsíci +13

      @@hooleepuk4219dang that must hurt-

    • @katzeflufi1547
      @katzeflufi1547 Před 6 měsíci +8

      Imagine you accidentally break off your nails

    • @LeNutDemolisher
      @LeNutDemolisher Před 6 měsíci

      It's practically impossible unless there's s1 ppl haven't found out yet

    • @no-oi1mx
      @no-oi1mx Před 6 měsíci

      Imagine how they were their ass🥹😂😂😂😂

    • @Bogdan_Team
      @Bogdan_Team Před 6 měsíci

      ​@@no-oi1mxwhat is that supposed to mean

  • @Thatgirlthatlovesart
    @Thatgirlthatlovesart Před 23 dny

    “Diana Armstron-“
    Me:DO YOU THINK I AM PRETTY MR,ARMSTONG?

  • @shawtyride1949
    @shawtyride1949 Před 2 měsíci

    Blud said "Slayyy 💅🏼💅🏼"

  • @Haznugget
    @Haznugget Před 6 měsíci +959

    How do they wipe 😭

  • @redNrotten
    @redNrotten Před 6 měsíci +1013

    Bro can hug someone with his nails 💀

    • @wanna9tahir353
      @wanna9tahir353 Před 6 měsíci +8

      Why do they get black

    • @iasked2313
      @iasked2313 Před 6 měsíci +1

      ​@@wanna9tahir353the finger nails?

    • @szkreto
      @szkreto Před 6 měsíci

      @@wanna9tahir353 dirt

    • @laurenanas103
      @laurenanas103 Před 6 měsíci

      ​@@wanna9tahir353cus they're dirty

    • @FunFacts1212
      @FunFacts1212 Před 6 měsíci

      @@wanna9tahir353fun fact, fungus, bacteria, dead cells, etc.

  • @AlvendDexter
    @AlvendDexter Před 27 dny

    Rare occurance of zackdfilms not traumatizing his viewers

  • @GibusSpy-trickstab
    @GibusSpy-trickstab Před měsícem

    My anxiety is my nail clippers

  • @Myst1calMage
    @Myst1calMage Před 6 měsíci +744

    "Why are you late, Diana?"
    "Sorry teacher, i tried to scratch myself."

  • @ryliiiiiiii
    @ryliiiiiiii Před 6 měsíci +317

    ‘If you don’t cut your fingernails, they’ll get longer and longer’
    Every sixty seconds in Africa, a minute passes

    • @NotMantram
      @NotMantram Před 6 měsíci +1

      Fr bro thinks he told a fun fact 💀

    • @chandrashekar20126
      @chandrashekar20126 Před 6 měsíci +1

      ​@@NotMantram Fr

    • @MortoulGaming
      @MortoulGaming Před 6 měsíci

      When I saw them my first question in my mind was how do they wash their poop 😅

    • @wampelle
      @wampelle Před 6 měsíci

      If you sleep, you wake up

    • @ml_hunter4586
      @ml_hunter4586 Před 6 měsíci

      ​@@NotMantram He was letting people know that they don't just stop and break off when they look like they can't hold themselves up. So stfu

  • @MMMoneyMae2
    @MMMoneyMae2 Před 26 dny

    Those arms are damn strong. Imagine how much weight that is?

  • @user-nb3jb2ni4j
    @user-nb3jb2ni4j Před 20 dny

    Me panicking when I miss my monthly manicure appointment:
    Meanwhile those people:

  • @GiovaniArtigiani
    @GiovaniArtigiani Před 6 měsíci +258

    Fun fact: Nails has the speed of Tectonic plates, so if nails move like this, Tectonic move like that

  • @Kailee-ei2hf
    @Kailee-ei2hf Před 3 měsíci +832

    Fun fact: Diana Armstrong, who had not cut her nails since 1997. When her daughter Latisha passed away unexpectedly from an asthma attack, Diana promised she would never cut her nails again.

    • @Freddy99871
      @Freddy99871 Před 2 měsíci +176

      Weird way to grieve

    • @0rigamii
      @0rigamii Před 2 měsíci +39

      Rest in peace to her daughter ❤🕊️

    • @kusx0635
      @kusx0635 Před 2 měsíci +126

      @@Freddy99871it’s because her daughter painted her nails the night before she died

    • @Freddy99871
      @Freddy99871 Před 2 měsíci +28

      @@kusx0635 oh, thanks for the info!

    • @gatogenerico-ij6bb
      @gatogenerico-ij6bb Před 2 měsíci +34

      @@kusx0635 that honestly make no sense, at best, she should paint her nails every week to remenber her daughter, I mean having grew nails is unhealthy and proballynot the best way to grief.

  • @Evan-ct4mx
    @Evan-ct4mx Před měsícem +1

    "YOU DIDNT HAVE TO CUT ME OFF 💀💀💀"

  • @ARTFREAK11
    @ARTFREAK11 Před 2 měsíci +1

    DIANA ARMSTRONG ❌
    DIANA DAMNSTRONG✔️

  • @shreyabanerjee7078
    @shreyabanerjee7078 Před 6 měsíci +471

    Diana kills a nail polish bottle for each one nail 😂😂

  • @Jazbot212
    @Jazbot212 Před 2 měsíci +2157

    My main question is how the hell do they wipe?😭
    Edit thank you so much for all your likes I really appreciate it 🤍

  • @johnchristoffteves7943
    @johnchristoffteves7943 Před měsícem

    That's how Neil Armstrong got he's name

  • @cakeanimates41
    @cakeanimates41 Před 25 dny +1

    is this a reference to that one teen titans episode lol

  • @ma.lesitteleeping3212
    @ma.lesitteleeping3212 Před 6 měsíci +863

    "You got neil armstrong?"
    Nah we got nail armstrong💀💀💀
    Edit: I think I started a war in the comments
    Edit 2: sorry for the typo
    (the typo was armonstrong)

  • @NykisPerson
    @NykisPerson Před 6 měsíci +447

    Not me checking my fingernails just to be safe 😭😂

    • @professionalshitposter6897
      @professionalshitposter6897 Před 6 měsíci +2

      I'm gonna get that +5 poison damage

    • @UgochiChisomije
      @UgochiChisomije Před 6 měsíci +1

      I keep long nails; not too long, average, and neat, but gwad that is disgustingly 🥴🥴🤢🤢🤮🤧

    • @butters-vp7pm
      @butters-vp7pm Před 6 měsíci +1

      Are people that lazy to make their nails short

    • @FancyArtist251
      @FancyArtist251 Před 6 měsíci +1

      My nails could NEVER get any close to that height, cuz I bite them

  • @Taylor-swiftie4
    @Taylor-swiftie4 Před 22 dny

    The armstrongs went to the moon now they have the worlds longest nails😂

  • @DrowingTaste
    @DrowingTaste Před 22 dny

    Them nail be throwing gang signs

  • @excalibur9495
    @excalibur9495 Před 6 měsíci +359

    That kind of length for finger nails makes me question how she can even clean her self💀

    • @noahcreutziger7690
      @noahcreutziger7690 Před 6 měsíci +23

      Let's check the comments, see how long it takes to find that one comment about wip- oh there it is!

    • @KingStr0ng
      @KingStr0ng Před 6 měsíci +21

      Literally impossible to wipe. I doubt that she even does. 💀

    • @goblindemonboi
      @goblindemonboi Před 6 měsíci

      maybe she has a dipper 😂 or has a poor pitiful butler or maid to clean her😂😂😂😂

    • @ridefree9160
      @ridefree9160 Před 6 měsíci +18

      She either doesn't clean herself properly or pays someone to do it

    • @ayushsrivastava1672
      @ayushsrivastava1672 Před 6 měsíci +4

      There's only one explanation here: by her mouth

  • @therandomaustralianball5516
    @therandomaustralianball5516 Před 6 měsíci +226

    'Come here, have a hug!'
    'Nah, I'm good 💀'

    • @user-pb8bu5xb2f
      @user-pb8bu5xb2f Před 6 měsíci

      🤣🤣😂😂😂😇😇🙃🙃🙃🤣🤣🤣😂

  • @A_Normal_Male_Human
    @A_Normal_Male_Human Před měsícem

    always the famous people named armstrong.

  • @noel.kc137
    @noel.kc137 Před měsícem

    Her arms must really be strong to support those nails

  • @mohammadtharik1287
    @mohammadtharik1287 Před 6 měsíci +246

    Bro how do they clean themselves after they’re done with their business 💀

    • @KamiSama-fy7dh
      @KamiSama-fy7dh Před 6 měsíci +23

      Bros asking th real questions

    • @dohner29
      @dohner29 Před 6 měsíci +5

      I can't stop laughing after reading this comment 😂 fucking dead I mean think about it. How!?

    • @robertbennett2796
      @robertbennett2796 Před 6 měsíci +2

      Water

    • @Bb-xq7gk
      @Bb-xq7gk Před 6 měsíci +16

      What do you think gives the nails their amazing colour?

    • @That_Christian_Girl1214
      @That_Christian_Girl1214 Před 6 měsíci +2

      THATS WHAT I WAS GONNA SAY

  • @slgaminguniverse3679
    @slgaminguniverse3679 Před 6 měsíci +236

    How do they even use the toilet paper 💀

    • @tutelooo
      @tutelooo Před 6 měsíci +37

      That i was going to ask... 💀 Probably they hire someone 😂

    • @Jhayzen
      @Jhayzen Před 6 měsíci +7

      Just use water and soap

    • @solsy
      @solsy Před 6 měsíci +69

      how do they even use their hands 💀
      how do they even live??

    • @idekwhat1572
      @idekwhat1572 Před 6 měsíci

      ​@@solsy right. She can't eat, she can't go the toilet, she can't pick things up. Has to be a mental illness, because there's no way someone would handicap themselves so much just for a stupid record

    • @LilSerg2002
      @LilSerg2002 Před 6 měsíci +8

      How do they masterbaite?

  • @MJ98.
    @MJ98. Před 8 dny +1

    So how did our ancestors survived?

  • @datoneboi8273
    @datoneboi8273 Před 4 dny

    "Diana Diana, Let down your nails!"

  • @arielcaday4659
    @arielcaday4659 Před 5 měsíci +160

    "What is your defensive weapon?"
    "Nails"

  • @deepblue2
    @deepblue2 Před 6 měsíci +322

    Also on a side note: Your veins can actually grow into the fingernails too, which makes cutting them off that much more difficult.

    • @murilo_the_lilo9947
      @murilo_the_lilo9947 Před 6 měsíci +37

      Thats a nightmare

    • @snakeoi8189
      @snakeoi8189 Před 6 měsíci +18

      😟 Well that's a new fear for me now. Ain't like I would try it, but still.

    • @withereddimension8759
      @withereddimension8759 Před 6 měsíci +2

      It’s as if nails are used for the body in some sense annex more land if that makes sense

    • @user-ll3rj9ms2h
      @user-ll3rj9ms2h Před 6 měsíci

      Oh my 😮

    • @WrestleLuxury
      @WrestleLuxury Před 6 měsíci +6

      That's cap lmfao, veins can't grow on human nails

  • @averagqq
    @averagqq Před 2 dny

    my nail's size when im using a keyboard:

  • @keralaayurvedakendra9681
    @keralaayurvedakendra9681 Před 21 dnem +1

    Why'd this pop up when I searched how to make a hair bow (Susie/elizabeths bow from fnaf ❤) 😅😅😅

  • @BillyBonkerton
    @BillyBonkerton Před 6 měsíci +237

    Their whole breathing system boutta be the most cleanest

  • @NaMjOonIe_ShaVeD__mY__EyEBrOWs
    @NaMjOonIe_ShaVeD__mY__EyEBrOWs Před 6 měsíci +341

    POV: your watching this while eating 💀

  • @CaptainSnuggles931
    @CaptainSnuggles931 Před měsícem

    That is a world record right there.

  • @soezyoucantevencomprehend

    Diana Armstrong must actually have strong arms holding all those finger nails

  • @thedepressedguydoesstuff
    @thedepressedguydoesstuff Před 2 měsíci +267

    Who wtf wakes up one morning and goes “Gee, I think I’m just gonna never cut my nails ever again”?

    • @vintage1908
      @vintage1908 Před 2 měsíci +4

      People who want to beat Guinness world record that's who

    • @thedepressedguydoesstuff
      @thedepressedguydoesstuff Před 2 měsíci

      @@vintage1908 More so what I mean is like who was the first person to ever think that? Like the first person to ever be recognized by Guinness, who wake up and says “I’m gonna just have the longest nails ever”? If they have no other person to beat their record

    • @GaYrAdIOactIVeDemOn
      @GaYrAdIOactIVeDemOn Před 2 měsíci +3

      She didn’t wake up one day and said “I’m never cutting my nails again”. The reason behind her not cutting her nails is because her daughter actually passed away from an asthma attack and she promised herself to never cut her nails ever again

    • @thedepressedguydoesstuff
      @thedepressedguydoesstuff Před 2 měsíci

      @@GaYrAdIOactIVeDemOn How in the fuck does daughter dying relate in any way shape or form to cutting your nails?

    • @luhhchi
      @luhhchi Před 2 měsíci +2

      @@thedepressedguydoesstuffbc the night b4 she died her daughter was cutting her nails

  • @TheOriginalHankUltrakrill
    @TheOriginalHankUltrakrill Před 6 měsíci +105

    Therizinosaurus got humbled.

  • @yanitee36
    @yanitee36 Před 24 dny

    Respect to the guy who waited so much time to make their fingernails grow
    Imagine how long it took tho

  • @doppio447
    @doppio447 Před 6 měsíci +251

    Can anyone appreciate the person who time lapsed their nails, cause it takes a shit ton of time.

  • @isaiahquiatchon
    @isaiahquiatchon Před 6 měsíci +90

    "That's one small step for man, One super long nail for mankind" -Nail Armstrong

  • @Uncertainty777
    @Uncertainty777 Před 14 dny

    Bacterias: "let the party begin"

  • @3sc4p1sm
    @3sc4p1sm Před měsícem +1

    Them finger nails looked like donald trump for a moment

  • @Milak342
    @Milak342 Před 5 měsíci +496

    People who cut their nails
    ,👇

  • @TImmyNot_timmy
    @TImmyNot_timmy Před 6 měsíci +42

    "MAKING THE MOTHER OF ALL KERATIN JACK, CANT FRET OVER EVERY NAIL"
    -diana armstrong

    • @blood-reaper
      @blood-reaper Před 6 měsíci +1

      " Maybe i was wrong about you "
      -Zackdfilms

  • @Flutterhigh_Xoxo
    @Flutterhigh_Xoxo Před 26 dny

    WAIT DIANA ARMSTRONG..
    "Do y think i look good mr.armstrong??"
    💀 nah

  • @Joethedog56
    @Joethedog56 Před 27 dny +1

    Diana armstrong❌
    Diana moldstrong✅

  • @epolo0128
    @epolo0128 Před 6 měsíci +45

    Can you imagine how frustrating it must be to grow your nails THAT long, only to have ONE of them break when you're doing something? ONE of mine ripped the other day when I was moving my TV & mine are short! It hurt, but at THAT length, it *HAS* to be painful if it rips near the nerves. I imagine it's annoying to have to grow one back out to be even with the others, too. Kudos to them for not being as clumsy as me. 😅

  • @SolidRoach69
    @SolidRoach69 Před 5 měsíci +169

    Therapist: Freddy Krueger doesn't exist he can't hurt you
    Freddy Krueger:

    • @Jed2593
      @Jed2593 Před 4 měsíci +5

      Me for last 10 min wondering why that small hair is moving as I scroll the screen 😅..you got interesting + distracting profile photo bruh

    • @prashanthgadwal3461
      @prashanthgadwal3461 Před 4 měsíci +1

      Yeah bruh i dead ass thought i have hair on my screen

    • @James_Nicol
      @James_Nicol Před 3 měsíci +1

      Your pfp got me

  • @Bruno_bloxburg
    @Bruno_bloxburg Před 2 měsíci

    She really said slay😭

  • @Layno-Roblox
    @Layno-Roblox Před 21 dnem

    Omg I never knew! Ty for the information😮😮😮

  • @INTERDIMENSIONAL_BEING657
    @INTERDIMENSIONAL_BEING657 Před 6 měsíci +68

    Pov: you ask AI to draw hands