The Presidential Debate in NFL Terms
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- čas přidán 27. 06. 2024
- Last night was the first Presidential Debate of 2024...God help us.
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Don't be crappy to each other. We can all cry together.
Yes
I hope this message is listened to. There will always be a few dumb dumbs, but I hope we can maintain being peaceful CZcams commenters.
Please?
Crying with you. God it's awful.
👍🇺🇸🇨🇱
Pretty much on the nose analogy. Though I think it probably would’ve been Panthers versus Broncos for me. Sorry, Brandon.
We desperately need a third choice. Preferably one without a tinfoil hat on their head.
Mine will be for Chase Oliver. At least he doesn’t have any conspiracy theories!
Final Score: Carliona: 0 Cleveland: 2 Overtime Safety
That would be a dramatic finish ngl
and it was only because carolina snapped the football through the back of the endzone, cleveland had nothing to do with it
Dallas -1
More like -2 to -12
@@chickadeecentral and it was on their own 20. That snap flew all the way out.
It's a pretty deep metaphor... for those who can't pick up on these things, the vodka represents vodka.
😂
…like a bunch of other bad decisions, wine margarita.
Ah, alcohol.
The cause of...AND solution to.... All the World's problems.
Let me drown while laughing and crying lol
@@jefferson7097money is the cause. Alcohol is the solution lol
The only winner of last nights debate is the Voyager probe speeding away from Earth at 17km/sec.
Hello fellow redditor. Nice job stealing that comment.
still not fast enough
New Horizons, its going faster!
@@solo1014 Right, and besides that, there are two Vee-gers.
And the giant asteroid of death
Dallas as RFK Jr
Hilarious
😂😂😂
I know some people won’t get this joke
@@JemarcusTheLamb87 Which is incredibly unfortunate
I’m sad to say that it took seeing your comment before it clicked for me.
@@JemarcusTheLamb87 for those that don't understand, RFK's uncle was assassinated in Dallas. If you don't know who RFKs uncle is, you need to read more before voting.
Best tweet I saw last night about the debate:
"It was like watching two old men arguing over who gets the last pudding cup."
I described it to a co-worker today as "a raging dumpster fire floating down Shit Creek"
I see we didn't actually watch it xD
I like Perna's description the best.
@@CaptainBongMan420 congrats on not watching it.
Just doesn’t wanna admit trump crushed the other guy.
A Thursday night matchup between the 0-16 Lions and the 0-16 Browns would have been more coherent and enjoyable than this debate, so sad how accurate this is hahaha.
A Super Bowl between them would’ve been more interesting and enjoyable
@@marcusobleness could happen next year
To be fair, that game in 09 when we each had 1 or 2 wins was a very entertaining game
@@brendanh792 Yes it was. Stafford telling the trainers to get the fuck off him so he could go back in and sling the game winning TD will forever be etched into my memory.
Was plenty enjoyable for half the country.
The cowboys as RFK is hilarious
Well after what Dallas did to his uncle shots get to be fired back
Although the Packers had Aaron Rodgers so....
@@smcfeeley2568Nevermind his dad got shot in LA. Could go for Rams, Chargers, or Raiders, although the Rams were the only team there at the time...
I was wondering who that third person was
The Redskins would have been good too since they used to play in a stadium named after his dad.
The fact that Tom managed to upload a video even mentioning politics and there isn’t a civil war in his comments is genuinely the most impressive thing I’ve ever seen. I think Tom just made history.😂
The fact that his fanbase is made up of politically illiterate, everyday people who just like to watch football, is why the comment section isn't a civil war. Most people tune out of political issues.
I think more people are checked out than ever at this point and realize both candidates are a joke and not worth arguing for
Pretty sure both sides just want to cry after what they saw last night
Give it time :D
I mean, what is the point. Maybe we can all get a new Amendment to the Constitution. NO one over age of 70 is allowed to work for the US government in ANY capacity.
Started watching, saw the Panthers, started laughing, and stopped and went, "Who from the AFC...DON'T YOU DARE DO IT TOM!" BUT NOOOOO, HAD TO DO MY BROWNS LIKE THAT.
The Browns did it to themselves...
I'm surprised the Jets weren't the ones used.
I mean...there's quite a few AFC failures, but in metaphorical terms, the Browns were a clutch choice, sorry fans ❤
@@coruscant100 C'mon, it had to be the browns. Orange helmet team bad. 😜
who else COULD he do? The Strouds?!
...
well okay maybe the Chargers.
"This is the best we got ?" Is unfortunately the most important question of our lifetime.
It's beyond painfully accurate at this point.
Next election cycle thankfully at least 1 new younger candidate will be there.
@@mbdg6810this is shaping up eerily similar to end of Soviet Union. Old man, followed by Old man, followed by another Old man, then followed by a young man mostly because he’s young, and watch him ruins everything.
It's what I've been saying for the last 5 Super Bowls (except for 56 and 57)
It is demonstrably NOT the best we got.
It is a series of empty suits being foisted on us by the current cabal in charge of the nation...trying to blame all of the nation's troubles on the 'other guy'...when neither party has a track record of successfully governing within my 40+ years.
I keep wondering when people will have enough and explore other options...because other options DO exist.
Can i go on the screaming street after the debate!!!
I'm already there.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
Is there room for 333.3 million more people on the Street!?
AAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Save me a spot
We've been there almost 4 years now
I'll join you on the screaming street: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
The Cowboys dude should've had a raspy voice and started waxing poetic about his long family history of superbowl appearances
Cowboys even in this case can't get into the Super Bowl rough, a Scooter appearance here as the Cowboy player would have been great.
I like how the teams he selected were “clueless” and “orange” lmao
My SPORTS guy understands how I feel about this election better than my political party leaders... Let that sink in..
No! DO NOT LET THAT SINK IN! IT IS AN OUTSIDE SINK AND WILL DESTROY THE HOUSE!
They know. They want to make it as divisive as possible to keep people bickering with each other instead of going after the real problem.
I hate how accurate this is…
Bro, they're both 30+ years too old. @GurtiusMaximus
@@GurtiusMaximusi think we can agree that both are too old. I mean my grandpa did not make it to 78.
@@jordanslater7085 The problem isn’t the age of both candidates, it’s the one candidate sharting himself on Dday and everyone pretending he wasn’t this 3 years ago.
@@Alt4d1s I would happily vote for 90+ year old Ron Paul over these dudes any day.
Age isn’t the issue. It’s the one guy falling apart.
As non-American, who lives in the other side of the world, I dont Understand what happen. But when I saw Panthers and Browns, I'm sure the one who losing is entire USA.
You are correct...
Very sad, but true.
Accurate.
What happened was a debate between the two major parties' presidential candidates where the Panthers (Biden) didn't respond well to questions and the Browns (the Orange trump) lied about 80 percent of the time, and both looked groggy and old. The delusional Cowboys (RFK Jr) tried showing up as a vanity independent candidate. The Libertarian and Green candidates thankfully don't have NFL football teams to represent them.
Nope. You understood it perfectly.
Is there room on the screaming street for the entire population of the US?
Got me at the “I’d rather we all burn.” Hahaha
When i saw the panthers, i thought "please let the AFC team be the browns." I was not disappointed.
Them arguing about the golf was the best part of the debate.
The best part was Biden saying women need abortion because their sisters rape them, too, not just illegal immigrants.
Ima write in Tom Grossi at the polls and call it a day. If we got Tom to win fan of the year, anything is possible. Tom For President!
let us start a revolution
Don’t wish that evil on Tom. He’s a good man, he doesn’t deserve that kind of hell.
@@macmundieTrue. Though we could also have Tom as President of the Green Bay Packers after Ed Policy lol
FUCK IT IMMA DO IT
Putin: "I don't understand, how does he do so much? It is like he is everywhere. I have seen videos, I think there are maybe 32 President Grossis. I must surrender, we have no chance against such a power."
And with that Tom brought peace to the Earth, and then uploaded 6 more videos...
Every debate team advisor/teacher must have been crying. Imagine trying to teach your students how to properly debate, and then they go home and watch how the "pros" do it on TV.
😂
Pro debater and pro bribe accepter are different things tho
I did myself a favor and didn’t watch the presidential debate
I was lucky I work so I missed it.
I missed a good chunk to watch my Orioles destroy the Rangers as ALDS revenge
They had the best caption on the IG post:
"Y'all means all"
@@ocularzombie6679 if the debate was today be at the grove watching pa speedweek
Ditto
I didn’t even pay attention that there was a debate. And from the look of it, it went just about the same as I thought it would. A coherent liar dominated over a senile old man.
Trump and Biden arguing about golf handicaps is the most old guy thing ever 😂
For real. The average American can't afford to golf, nor would we want to golf if we could.
Tom should've put on a tshirt with an American flag and laid down in the screaming street 🤣🤣🤣
That would be so appropriate. But I think he might be too modest to represent the entire nation that way.
But this is an NFL video, so he’d have to wear a Patriots jersey
@@thedeepbluec1515 Lol. I'm picturing that right now X,D
Who needs to watch the debate when we’ve got Tom Grossi to sum it up in two minutes in nfl terms
On one hand, I am hysterically laughing and on the other hand, it's going turn into hysterical crying in about 5 seconds
“I bet I can beat you in Golf”
Me: not this crap again!
We'd all like to vote for the best man but he's never a candidate.
-- Kin Hubbard, Cartoonist (1868-1930)
Oh boy. We bout to get crazy with this one good lord
The golf debate made me laugh.
I love how Tom can go from looking all, let’s face it, glisteningly good with the Panthers and Browns garb on to looking like he took like five Adderall, mixed in a couple of Red Bull energy drinks, and hasn’t slept in a week as the moderator.
Let’s give some appreciation to that, no?
"I can't "
Same brother, same. Stay great 😂😭
The unspoken meaning behind the choice of teams 😂😂😂😂
Well done (to you Tom. Not the candidates or either team)
Over the course of my life, I've become increasingly aware that I was born into a dying empire, and at no point was that more crystal clear than last night.
me too
That crudely sums recent American history up.
I do sort of feel that significant campaign finance reform could help turn things around but that would take a miracle to pass
@@andrewjazdzyk1215No it wouldn’t.
Y’all been saying that for years
USSR is watching and says: " We lost the Cold War to THIS?!?!?!?!?"
"Nope. Not them. This is different now."
Then again, Russia isn't doing so well right now either 😂
For them, it never actually ended.
Germany is watching this and thinking: “We lost two world wars to this?!”
well, the USSR broke up 30 years ago..
How we all felt:
As a Panthers fan I feel so disrespected that we’re one of the candidates
Panthers have been disrespectful to professional sports for quite a while!
Got a drink thrown at you lately
I’m just glad people finally stopped voting for Tom Brady
Who else could it be though.
Thank you for this. This healed me in ways not thought possible
Cowboys were RFK Jr🤣🤣
Tom Grossi for president
How could you not have Aaron Rodgers as RFK???
I hate and love how accurate this is
I was waiting for the refs to step in and throw a flag
Nah lying is explicitly allowed
Ridiculously accurate. And I'm a CFL fan (that debate was worse than a Super Bowl at 0-0 the entire time). We are better than this as a society. You remain an absolute legend, Tom
As a complete moderate person when it comes to politics 😉,
there is something beautiful about how the collective disgust for these candidates is bipartisan
I knew that trump would be the browns the moment i clicked on this video 😂😂😂😂
The rams-patriots of presidential debates
It’s more like the Vikings-Raiders of presidential debates
Finally i can understand politics, thank you Tom
Well that cured my sleep disorder last night😂
As a Panthers fan...this hurt but I can't deny the accuracy
I really needed this. Thank you Tom!
behold, the first super bowl to end in a 0-0 tie after 5 overtimes (the refs didn't care anymore and just wanted to go home at 3 AM)
They literally did start talking about each others golf handicaps
Lets go! I was waiting for an nfl version of the debate
TOM GROSSI FOR PRESIDENT
(Also as a Steelers fan, thanks for hating on the Browns with me 😁)
Reading super chats during the State of the Union address
@@TomGrossiComedy”thank you to SecretService for the $5. ‘Stop reading chat Mr. President and finish your speech to the country.’ Anyways…”
@@TomGrossiComedy seeing as you have to sacrifice other incomes, it could be one hell of a charity stream
Tom is TOO NICE to be involved in politics...
@@evonne_o I will probably write his name in any way. Better than what we have!😂
Very good well played Tom 😂
We're all on the screaming street after last nights disaster... we all lose.
Dang it, I knew one of them would be my Panthers. 🤣😭
Dude, this could be a series.
Lmao omg! This is the perfect! That’s how I felt! One old white guy mumbling incoherently while the other old white guy yelling incoherently doesn’t make it any better! 😂
OMG.... THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR THIS! I'm dying. 🤣
Greatest video ever. We need more of this
Hey a Cleveland vs Carolina would be intriguing
Deshaun Watson a rapist vs a team of bumbling baboons.
The germany match up perfectly represents the debate. Is this the best we have?
Pal, I'm probably the only German Panthers fan, let me at least have this.
It's not much, but considering the state of my team... It's better then... something... I guess...
@@EnerKaizer At least we are attempting to try and get things in place with the moves we made this offseason and draft. I just hope it translates into less hits on Bryce and Bryce playing better with less pressure.
No. It's far from the best. But our system won't allow them.
I'm thinking this would have been more interesting as Washington (with a visit from Wildflower) since one party is in DC (literally) and the other should have been the Jets... Maybe some day in a Alternative Universe of the NFL (hint, hint, hint...)
Thank you! I needed that.
And just when i thought the Raiders vs Vikings game was the most boring and pitiful thing that could have been aired on tv the presidential debate just HAD to go and one up it
Sad but true.
The comedy makes it sting less.
Thanks, Tom.
And vodka. Lots and lots of vodka
I get why from a football standpoint, the Cowboys were RFK Jr, but the opportunity seemed perfect from a football and political standpoint to make the Jets be RFK Jr, because, you know....
Sincerely,
A drunk and depressed American and Jets fan
Sorry, the Jets are Chase Oliver - probably should have been there but no way they're allowed into the discussion.
It wasn't for a football standpoint. It was a JFK standpoint. He was assassinated in Dallas.
Ya know, it's almost like they should have rules against historically bad teams/candidates even being allowed in the playoffs... Ugh, this feels like a bad joke. 🤦🏻♂️
Grossi Perna 2024
content creators who can make political comedy skits without showing any bias/opinions >>>
we love you tom!!
If you only knew how this would end, I think you'd be pretty shocked.
Not the Presidential election; I meant the global monetary system.
As an outsider, I just want to say and I quote 2004s AVP: "Whoever wins, we lose"
The Onion headline summed things up pretty well also
While drinking a Texas vodka lmao
Somehow this is too nice to everyone involved, Biden, Trump, the Panthers, and the Browns.
I love how you could tell which team is which candidate just based on grossi’s expressions
Absolute GOLD
Much appreciated. That was painful. We got each other though folks. That’s what really matters.
Thank You for this Tom
I was initially frightened by Tom’s straying into politics, but then he shit on the Cowboys and it made it all worthwhile again 😊
Me watching the debate " This is what I have a choice between , maybe the third party candidate.. nope he is crazy old man as well..... So when did the presidency become a scene from grumpy old men"
For a second I thought the thumbnail would be perfect for the nfl reactions to the lawsuit loss
The presidential debate is the best comedy to watch. Tom doing this makes it even funnier.😂😂😂
Perfect, you make a lot of people laugh despite our current situation!
🇺🇸🇨🇱👊😎
If we get a Panthers/Browns Super Bowl we know where the script writer got it-
Yes! It was SO bad. Senial vs deranged. 0-16 vs 0-16 team. It was USA losing to Japan in American Football bad. Who the hell did we send to play in that tournament and who the hell did we pick to represent the two viable parties? Is that the best of us? Really? If it is then we might as well pass the crown to China already because this "empire" is crumbling.
I'm down. LOVE their food and most of the stuff we buy is from there already.
not true,,, its not crumbling,, we are still by far, the richest and most powerful country in the history of the world,, which is why its so dangerous to put a deranged person in charge. bidens not "senial" (you mean senile) hes just old and cant publicly speak well or fast anymore,, its not like hes actually lost his mind, or doesnt know how the government works. theres so much wrong with trump and his SCOTUS POS's (look at their ruling today on presidential immunity) the danger is we lose control for ever to the ultra wealthy and theocratic dystopian, authoritarianism. in actuality, the rest of the world combined couldnt even take us down, no military on earth can mess with us, much less invade, barring nukes but then we're all screwed anyway.. the danger is , who do you think is more likely to start something that leads to nuclear war?
Dang it how many times have I watched this?! You're awesome Tom!
this bouta go crazy
It was like the Packers-Cowgirls Wild Card of presidential debates.
that just implies one of them actually did anything well
@@ocularzombie6679 Nah, it implies one completely dominating the other.
@@ocularzombie6679I mean if you compare trumps debate to bidens one side definitely did a whole lot better
@@slimeshadetree13🤦♂️😂So.... you like being lied to... got it😅
@@ocularzombie6679 ... did you watch the debate??? lol one sides entire propaganda machine (CNN/MSNBC/ETC) are all calling for Biden to step down.. it was that bad
Wrong Browns quarterback jersey. Otherwise, this is perfect.
The only difference is NFL teams can’t score negative points
Love this!
Tom Grossi you are a 🐐 I love your videos man keep up the great work.
I'm sure this comment section will be very civil
You have perfectly encapsulated my dilemma
Really scared of this getting weirdly political, but this was perfect! Love it!