If Crime was Punished with Spankings

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    Bad boys! Bad boys! You’ve been a BAD BOY! You’re a hottie… with a body… and you’ve been NAUGHTY! You broke the law, so I’m gonna slap you RAW! Your ass did the crime and YOUR ASS is gonna do the time… SPANK-WISE! We got a call that the cake train is off the rails and you’re the CABOOSE. I know you don't have a permit to smuggle this much ham across state lines. I mean, I’m gonna need backup if you decide to BACK UP. You’re lucky we don’t have cuffs big enough for that DUMPER. Just watch this comedy sketch from Wizards with Guns and I’ll let you off with a red hot handprint and a warning. Have a nice day.
    Spank Force: Paddles Out
    Music:
    Lord of the Land - Kevin Macleod
    Written and Directed by:
    Frank St. John & Michael Romaniello
    Cinematography by:
    Mitchell Nance
    #Wizards #Comedy #SketchComedy
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Komentáře • 711

  • @Wizards_with_Guns
    @Wizards_with_Guns  Před 3 lety +1246

    We spent a BUTT-load of time on this sketch! (pun intended) So please leave a Like and share with a friend! It really helps us out :)

    • @xyukix31
      @xyukix31 Před 3 lety +6

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂😂🤣🤣😂😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

    • @Wizards_with_Guns
      @Wizards_with_Guns  Před 3 lety +63

      We 100% agree

    • @acatwithaids5398
      @acatwithaids5398 Před 3 lety +4

      Engagement.

    • @beezymeech
      @beezymeech Před 3 lety +4

      you guys do great work

    • @toad4446
      @toad4446 Před 3 lety +1

      I'd be embarrassed to get it public if the debt collectors hired you punish me I deserve it LOL hope that never happens

  • @AAAAAA-nw1tx
    @AAAAAA-nw1tx Před 2 lety +3646

    "Crime rates dropped 90%"
    The remaining 10% is all Randy

  • @lubejar2498
    @lubejar2498 Před 3 lety +937

    Randy is a certified freak.

  • @dewackypianist
    @dewackypianist Před 3 lety +1592

    I love how the dashboard are just the back of a dvd player. Overall, this skit makes me laugh.

    • @Koalinomicon
      @Koalinomicon Před 3 lety +38

      Didn't even notice lol, that's really clever of them!

    • @ghostlandered
      @ghostlandered Před 2 lety +23

      Was just about to comment about that! Brilliant use of props these guys

  • @theogandyrew
    @theogandyrew Před 3 lety +2660

    Got to be honest, you guys are better than SNL by a lot.

    • @22jta
      @22jta Před 3 lety +46

      actually true

    • @xdowlandx
      @xdowlandx Před 2 lety +80

      Never put them in the same sentence SNL is mostly complete trash so some guest stars are good

    • @-godsspeed-9159
      @-godsspeed-9159 Před 2 lety +43

      snl is a joke in itself these guys make jokes, 2 different things

    • @TheRealLulZ91
      @TheRealLulZ91 Před 2 lety +8

      Yeah I completely agree

    • @johnsignorelliiii8047
      @johnsignorelliiii8047 Před 2 lety +9

      Most people r better than snl, I think

  • @DrevIsGaming
    @DrevIsGaming Před 3 lety +1135

    Not liking the video!? Now that's a spankable offense!

  • @42grath
    @42grath Před 3 lety +918

    Officer Dick Down is doing a job not many are willing to do, but he tries his best.

  • @mikejeffries3333
    @mikejeffries3333 Před 3 lety +632

    Excuse me, I couldn't help but notice that, despite your claim that you are spank force officers, you also claim to be wizards, normal police officers, businesspeople, treasure hunters, and crayons.
    Impersonation of other people and claiming to belong to a job you don't belong to? Now THAT'S a spankable offense!

  • @shoestringVA
    @shoestringVA Před 3 lety +581

    I lost it at the embroidered spank patch. That’s some dedication to spanks

  • @BlairCarlyle
    @BlairCarlyle Před 3 lety +279

    When I was a kid I got in trouble they put me in the Spanked Straight program, it changed my life.

    • @davis4555
      @davis4555 Před 2 lety +3

      @GAVOFTHEDAY NOO!! RANDY!!!

    • @rehodaenerys9092
      @rehodaenerys9092 Před 2 lety +26

      The spanked straight program didn't do quite as it intended when I was there...

  • @ryand.9884
    @ryand.9884 Před 3 lety +226

    I guarantee the people in your town saw you guys recording your car thinking it was for a different type of video on another site. 😂

  • @PresidentMystry
    @PresidentMystry Před rokem +98

    “Officer Down! Officer Down…has been spanked.” That line was such a good payoff that I did not see coming. Well played

  • @bobflemming336
    @bobflemming336 Před 3 lety +147

    The fkn DVD-player on the dashboard was amazing!

  • @lightfiendish
    @lightfiendish Před rokem +152

    can we take a moment to admire Randy's spanking power? he spanks down criminals with his bare hands, and is also spank proof

  • @justhere2366
    @justhere2366 Před 2 lety +64

    In all seriousness, if I got spanked in public I would be less likely to commit a misdemeanour.

  • @TVChild3
    @TVChild3 Před 2 měsíci +25

    1:55 I died at Randy’s eyes fluttering

  • @ZuquapStudios
    @ZuquapStudios Před 3 lety +215

    This sketch made me want to be a law abiding citizen. Thank you Wizards with Guns

  • @trackpackgt877
    @trackpackgt877 Před rokem +101

    "We got our asses handed to us.... that's our job" 👏 lol 🤣 that was a brilliant skit so freaking funny

  • @deweyhelton346
    @deweyhelton346 Před 3 lety +257

    Please for the love of god make this a series 😂 I’ve not laughed this hard in a long time 😂😂

    • @Wizards_with_Guns
      @Wizards_with_Guns  Před 3 lety +86

      Potentially! There’s only so many spank jokes we can come up with 😂

    • @johnboats9075
      @johnboats9075 Před 6 měsíci

      ​@Wizards_with_Guns you guys could hunt down a serial spanker,
      Spanking and entering, the villan to the clapper...the One cheeked wonder. Guys armed with spank proof pants.

    • @Uncl3M3at
      @Uncl3M3at Před 6 měsíci

      Law & Order: Spanking Villains Unit

  • @bushcraftcowboy5174
    @bushcraftcowboy5174 Před 3 lety +88

    This is by far the greatest spin off of a spin off in history. I need a whole series RIGHT NOW OR YOUR ASS IS GRASS

  • @jepersprepur2809
    @jepersprepur2809 Před 2 lety +71

    If this shit ever gets enforced in an way shape or form
    I’m going to blame y’all for that

    • @davidhuff4562
      @davidhuff4562 Před 2 lety +12

      If this ever got enforced, there would be a lot fewer young guys sitting in jail and prison cells. Dads use to enforce rules at home before police ever had to intervene

    • @ScottWitoff-hv1qx
      @ScottWitoff-hv1qx Před 8 měsíci

      Do female officers get to spank other females

    • @Kehwanna
      @Kehwanna Před 7 měsíci

      What are you going to do about it? :)

    • @Rad-Dude63andathird
      @Rad-Dude63andathird Před 4 měsíci +3

      ​@@davidhuff4562
      Old man yells at cloud

  • @FabledFrame
    @FabledFrame Před 3 lety +123

    Impersonating spank enforcement? That's a paddlin'.

  • @Serkisist
    @Serkisist Před 3 lety +62

    Now this is the kind of law enforcement I can get behind me!

  • @Official_ISmokeyTheBear
    @Official_ISmokeyTheBear Před 3 lety +40

    The future looks like a pain in the ass

  • @marquetteallen4205
    @marquetteallen4205 Před 7 měsíci +7

    honestly would probably work imagine being the leader a of large gang and you just get spanked in public no one respecting you after

  • @xJudgementalist
    @xJudgementalist Před 3 lety +20

    No daddlin' or that's a paddlin'

    • @davidhuff4562
      @davidhuff4562 Před 2 lety

      There was a time the paddle reigned at both school and home

  • @4thalt
    @4thalt Před 2 lety +51

    I love how this canonically takes place in the near future and yet it looks very recognizable, like if nothing had changed in 14 years

    • @digilici951
      @digilici951 Před rokem +17

      to be fair, the average suburban neighborhood in the late 2000s probably didn’t look too different from what it looks like now

    • @avgredditmod
      @avgredditmod Před měsícem

      ​@@digilici951yea except yk the cars and the ev recharge stations, and the computers, phones, lgbtq pride, you get the point

  • @UsDiYoNa
    @UsDiYoNa Před 9 měsíci +16

    *”You can spank my little tush!”* 😂

  • @leahrice5827
    @leahrice5827 Před 3 lety +80

    my mom after I call my brother stupid: 2:24

  • @eliofife297
    @eliofife297 Před 3 lety +18

    Randy is a whole ass mood tbh

  • @OnePixelataTime
    @OnePixelataTime Před 3 lety +46

    This made it into my favorites, great job on the editing and piecing this together. I felt like I was watching a short from an actual show, you guys are going somewhere, keep it up!

  • @brighterphantom4530
    @brighterphantom4530 Před 2 měsíci +8

    "Thanks Caped Clapper! I'll never do bathsalts again."

  • @gigganigga6348
    @gigganigga6348 Před 2 lety +78

    As a masochist I love this as a sadist I love this as a human I hate this and myself great work guys

  • @AdrianHertz
    @AdrianHertz Před 27 dny +3

    2:50 The phone holder laptop and stereo in radio mode with the Blu-ray player on top of the dashboard with only the power cord to simulate a police car interior on a Honda is peak comedy

  • @liamcdm3689
    @liamcdm3689 Před 2 lety +179

    Randy is relatable AF. Would definitely get in trouble on purpose for some ass blisterings!

  • @supercoolohyes7832
    @supercoolohyes7832 Před 3 lety +30

    "Ass in the air!" hahaha brilliant

  • @nicklewry3854
    @nicklewry3854 Před 3 lety +23

    Crimes been down 200% in my city once the spank force was instated. Keep doing gods work boys

    • @avgredditmod
      @avgredditmod Před měsícem

      in my city, crime has only increased. the gov has resorted to using spankbots and once even had to bring out the spanktoon (the spanking division of the US military)

  • @DONKINDONUTS
    @DONKINDONUTS Před 3 lety +21

    Your ending twists are always so dang good! I never see them coming!

  • @Syfer-Prodigies
    @Syfer-Prodigies Před 2 měsíci +9

    Spread em....not your legs💀💀

  • @HerecomestheCalavera
    @HerecomestheCalavera Před 3 měsíci +2

    2:12 I love the backwards DVD player on the dash.

  • @baum6721
    @baum6721 Před 3 lety +25

    It's a spankable offense that you guys don't have more subs. Love this channel.

  • @devnetdegrandmont4898
    @devnetdegrandmont4898 Před 3 lety +16

    Oh no I'm Randy

  • @KyleHarrisonRedacted
    @KyleHarrisonRedacted Před 2 měsíci +5

    The chase downs and shouting “Ass in the air!” Repeatedly absolutely killed me 😂

  • @RomainDelmaire
    @RomainDelmaire Před 3 lety +13

    For the french people out there, this sketch really looks like something Les Inconnus could've done.
    That's a strong compliment btw

  • @nicklatallade9344
    @nicklatallade9344 Před rokem +10

    1:33 other Spankable offences should include domestic violence or child abuse. So those people know what it’s like to get a beating.

  • @HeWhoNutsLoudest
    @HeWhoNutsLoudest Před 3 lety +57

    I give this sketch two cheeks up 🤌
    Fr tho, I needed this so much, haven’t laughed this hard in ages! Also I kinda wanna draw the spank force now bc that’d make for a kick ass (pun intended?) poster

  • @hektik2074
    @hektik2074 Před rokem +4

    They even got the air holes for increased velocity… they mean business

  • @artcamp7
    @artcamp7 Před 3 lety +11

    this has syndicated series written ALL OVER it.

  • @ValcryeTheSecond
    @ValcryeTheSecond Před 5 měsíci +3

    This was so reminiscent of Reno 911 it's wild, I love it.

  • @jubby3308
    @jubby3308 Před 2 lety +5

    The criminal with the giant paddle got me

  • @TheBasketBall13Freak
    @TheBasketBall13Freak Před 3 lety +18

    o7 salute to the spank force for keeping the streets safe!

    • @Notcleverenough
      @Notcleverenough Před 2 měsíci

      My cheeks are red, but these streets are clean 👍

  • @Lobster_Lars
    @Lobster_Lars Před 2 lety +5

    The cinematography of the nighttime chase is impeccable

  • @slampisko
    @slampisko Před 3 lety +7

    Officer Down joke had me rolling. Amazing sketch!

  • @oldaccount12340
    @oldaccount12340 Před 2 lety +17

    This is so well done LOL. I bet you guys had way too much fun making this

  • @truerthanyouknow9456
    @truerthanyouknow9456 Před 11 měsíci +2

    I love that Randy is a superhero

  • @theradio.9135
    @theradio.9135 Před 2 lety +5

    I love how just he says “ASS IN THE AIR!” Instead of “HANDS IN THE AIR!”

  • @re_nforce
    @re_nforce Před 2 lety +7

    This is like re-living the golden age of Smosh and Tim&Eric

  • @blockman3508
    @blockman3508 Před 9 měsíci +2

    That one shot of the perp with the Bigger Paddle was just legendary, my god

  • @theradio.9135
    @theradio.9135 Před 2 lety +6

    4:03 DAMN HE PULLED OUT A 50. CAL

  • @kylek.6243
    @kylek.6243 Před 8 měsíci +4

    I'll never do bath salts again, thank you Caped Clapper!

  • @coffeecrispy2673
    @coffeecrispy2673 Před 8 měsíci +3

    "Officer Down! Officer Down... has been spanked!" How did i get that only now?

  • @BenWillock
    @BenWillock Před 3 lety +11

    Damn it Randy!

  • @RichardAspdenOfficial
    @RichardAspdenOfficial Před 3 lety +11

    I hope SpanksForce have a Merry SpanksGiving!

  • @tyw8419
    @tyw8419 Před 9 měsíci +4

    Ive watched this so many times and Randy really makes my cheeks red every time at the end.
    My face cheecks... from laughing.

  • @meechipeachi
    @meechipeachi Před 6 měsíci +4

    I could totally be on the spank force! I already scold people pretty regularly.😂

  • @saassuus9220
    @saassuus9220 Před 9 měsíci +2

    well officer, would you say im being a bad little boy?

  • @solomonweigand5025
    @solomonweigand5025 Před 3 lety +4

    I saw this on TikTok and no I’m addictive to this channel

  • @dominicdeluca6378
    @dominicdeluca6378 Před rokem +2

    SNLs probably gonna steal this sketch

  • @Lasagna69
    @Lasagna69 Před rokem +2

    Damn it Randy 🤣

  • @Skizjo
    @Skizjo Před 3 lety +9

    Major yes daddy energy

  • @thomaspaddock8980
    @thomaspaddock8980 Před 10 měsíci +3

    I love how I was able find this video by searching "spankable"

  • @MandaloreTheAlcoholic
    @MandaloreTheAlcoholic Před 3 lety +4

    I like the dvd player on the dash lol

  • @Uglyprincw
    @Uglyprincw Před 11 měsíci +4

    Been discovering your channel for like a year straight and everytime i watch a video i get enraged at how objectively intellectually funny yall are get a tv show al;ready

  • @TheMarshallCraft
    @TheMarshallCraft Před rokem +4

    This is one of the funniest skits I have ever watched. Amazing, the comedic timing is perfect

  • @Ionic457
    @Ionic457 Před 7 měsíci +2

    This was brilliant boys! Spank you very much!

  • @Gondus
    @Gondus Před 3 lety +8

    Uhh, Randy, He's always pulling this sh**

  • @LunchyGoodness
    @LunchyGoodness Před 3 lety +7

    Such high quality content, deserves so many more views!

  • @kylewalter3111
    @kylewalter3111 Před 3 lety +4

    GOD DAMN IT DANIEL!!!! I... I.. mean... Randy!!!

  • @ashtray3860
    @ashtray3860 Před 3 lety +7

    Oh my spanking Christ they made fucking custom patches for this one vid! I love you guys, y’all’re fucking GOOODDDSSS!

  • @danieldelaway9686
    @danieldelaway9686 Před 3 lety +16

    You guys need to post this stuff to reddit more. When my mate and I did skits r/humor was a great sub with supportive members

  • @saturnmedia1
    @saturnmedia1 Před 2 lety +5

    4:06 I have that exact paddle. Don’t ask me why.

  • @sammy6169
    @sammy6169 Před 3 lety +10

    "Thats a Spank-able Offense"

  • @pousthemoco
    @pousthemoco Před 3 měsíci +1

    😂 The way that guy flew to the other side. Jesus I'm dying

  • @agelessepoch3056
    @agelessepoch3056 Před 9 měsíci +1

    Randy has the might of Zeus in his hands yet can not exert is his full on himself, his slaps create sonic booms just by swishing is hands through the air.

  • @TherealStalin12
    @TherealStalin12 Před 9 měsíci +3

    "thanks caped clapper, I'll never do bath salts again"

  • @Dallasdeckard
    @Dallasdeckard Před rokem +5

    If this were real, I'd join the force tomorrow.

  • @THEFRISKIESTDINGO
    @THEFRISKIESTDINGO Před 3 měsíci +1

    The sound of a zipper right before Randy answers the door sent me

  • @ahsunscripted4103
    @ahsunscripted4103 Před 3 měsíci +2

    I can not get over the fact that every time they call for backup no one responds.
    one of my fav sketches ever

  • @gaywizard2000
    @gaywizard2000 Před rokem +5

    Guys dressed as cops coming to your house to spank you? I'm moving immediately!

  • @jackadder2106
    @jackadder2106 Před 2 lety +3

    What a plot twist! The Caped Clapper was Randy all along.

  • @EarthNationCeramics
    @EarthNationCeramics Před 3 lety +6

    This was an amazing episode

  • @3cas3
    @3cas3 Před 3 lety +6

    love the police issue dvd player 😂💖

  • @aakeepasi
    @aakeepasi Před 3 lety +6

    This is so good. Great work dudes.

  • @johnbryant1939
    @johnbryant1939 Před rokem +1

    How am I just now finding these guys? They're like the new WKYK.

  • @austinjudd685
    @austinjudd685 Před 3 lety +6

    This was amazing

  • @DoomDevice
    @DoomDevice Před 3 lety +11

    PLEASE tell us you're doing a Caped Clapper spin-off

  • @lucri988
    @lucri988 Před 3 lety +5

    You guys deserve way more views

  • @gregblair5139
    @gregblair5139 Před 6 měsíci +4

    The Spank Force has to execute "Spank Warrants." These are commonly issued by parole or probation officers, who cite their charges to be spanked! This is becoming preferred to ordering their charges to be incarcerated or re-incarcerated for technical violations of their conditions.

  • @lydiawoolfy8952
    @lydiawoolfy8952 Před 6 měsíci +2

    You guys are my favorite! So dang funny! hahaha

  • @wmichel8919
    @wmichel8919 Před 3 lety +5

    Am I the only one who thinks this would work.

    • @toad4446
      @toad4446 Před 3 lety

      Hopefully not from debt collection agencies