Hello, this is Lixian and this is my confession. You may not believe me when I say that Markiplier Isn't Real but... you haven't seen what I've seen.... Made in a Secret Bunker ► / lixiantv
@@jagjyot4828 wHAT IF IT'S ACTOR MARK? Hear me out - that may be, even though this series is not canon to lore, why "Markiplier" is not real, but Mark is. And Actor Mark is a major narcissist.
@@justinportillo3996 ppl always say that whenever I teel someone "it's a joke". But seriously, there is nothing in the sentence that insinuates the person was joking. No humurous additions whatsoever, not even a bit of sarcasm. If I said "I am real, because you can touch me", tell me where in my sentence insiniuates that I was joking, I have follwed basically the same sentence structure that the guy did.
That must mean Wade is the dumb loveable muscle like George from 'Of Mice and Men' and Bob has to be the Mad Scientist! It's all coming together now....
"markiplier isnt real" also totally not Mark, writing this script: "and make sure to mention my deep voice, and my muscular arms...OO and my perfect face! :)"
When they deleted Unus Annus, they accidentally deleted Mark too Edit: Idk how it took me over a year to notice the likes on this, but wow thank you 😯 I didn't think I was that funny lmao
@@AspenBo actually this might mind blow you but the number gave me good luck. I think things that are suppose to effect me with bad luck do the opposite cause i just cried watching a video that was too good. Ill share the link to it if anyone having a bad new year.
I’m glad you uploaded this Lixian, honestly I knew Mark was way more toxic than people thought after he replace Bob with his robot, and Wade with his stunt double!
THEORY: After Unus Annus was deleted, they accidentally deleted the real Markilpier, and Annus took over the channel, pretending to be him. Well, until now, obviously
the conspiracy grows deeper, how far down the rabbit hole will we go?
Till as far down till lixian dies
Down the forever-hole we go.
we never know sad vibes....probably till corona ends (aka N e v e r )
This may be his new project... ever think about that
Theory: Mark _is_ the rabbit.
LIXIAN: "Don't believe what he says! He's not real!"
Mark: "I'm not real."
How the turn tables
LIXIAN IS NOT REAL
oh no
IM SO CONFUSED H U H ? ?
Darkiplier
"perfect facial features"
"pays me too well"
it almost sounds like mark is complementing himself
this is lixian not mark, markiplier is Korean lixian is Portuguese
@@aidenshane3215 you do know that mark wrote the script right?
@@jagjyot4828 wHAT IF IT'S ACTOR MARK?
Hear me out - that may be, even though this series is not canon to lore, why "Markiplier" is not real, but Mark is. And Actor Mark is a major narcissist.
@@shatteredreality_513 oh my GOD
WHAT
oh my
maybe
hey this actually sounds true
Lixian: Markiplier isn't real
Also Lixian: Is literally a cartoon character
@Liam Walls it was a joke -_-
@@SamTWP pretty sure he was joking as well but idk
yes we lITERALLY KNOW HE IS A CARTOON CHARACTER OH WOW WE DIDN'T KNEW OH WOW THANKS FOR TELLING ME I GUESS
@@justinportillo3996 ppl always say that whenever I teel someone "it's a joke". But seriously, there is nothing in the sentence that insinuates the person was joking. No humurous additions whatsoever, not even a bit of sarcasm. If I said "I am real, because you can touch me", tell me where in my sentence insiniuates that I was joking, I have follwed basically the same sentence structure that the guy did.
LIXIAN IS VOICED BY THE EDITOR OF MARKS VIDS
"Lixian are you ok? Who is Markiplier?"
"No.. h- he's not here. He never has been..."
Lixian seems like he's seen some shit LMAO
@@vasili5712 no you didn't
@@serenitypeterman8064 I mean it's is technically true he did comment "first"
SO HE WAS JUST A FAKE
*always has been* *gunshot*
Right he has been in hospital for 5 years straight guys, how could we forget!
“why do you think I made so many iterations of him?”
Because his hair color changes like a 420$ gaming keyboard
Hahaha!!! Why is this so accurate!!!😁😆😂
XDDDD
Blaze it
Wait...
No..
4-20 oml °-°
Anybody get that?
420? time to party
Lixian: Hes too perfect... the Jawline.. the huge muscles..
Me: I wonder who wrote this script-
fan girls
the soothing voice~
**Proceeds to check AO3 and such...*
markiplier
Tyler?
Lixian: Markiplier isn’t real
Also Lixian: causally flex he has a fatter check than Marcus and Rachael
Lol
"Clearly"
Not real in what way, though? Is he a robot? A ghost? A CGI character? Is he actually Scott Cawthon!?!?
A hologram
No, tye channels itself is Mark, a glitch
Scott cawthon😂
SSCCOOOOOOTTTTT
He is the bite of '87
Amy is the mastermind behind it all, she’s been puppeteering fake mark this whole time
And Ethan was in on it too
none of them are real, not even chica!
Chica was a plush this entire time
That must mean Wade is the dumb loveable muscle like George from 'Of Mice and Men' and Bob has to be the Mad Scientist! It's all coming together now....
only amy is smart enough to do this
Lixian: Markiplier isn’t real
The fans who’ve met him: 👁👄👁
Did you meet him?
@@Redz_and_scruff Sadly I haven’t, I want to eventually meet him though! After covid
@@heavenseyes1211 hope you do, good luck!
They were paid actors.
@@dylan8443 I... know that, I was making a joke
I feel like Lixian would be a good voice actor if I'm being honest- 👀
Eh
He was a character in a very old jaiden animations video, is that something
@@minderglue8937 which video? I need to watch it
@@cursedcandy800 it’s called crazy substitute teachers, lixian is mr yettobethrownoutlemon
@@minderglue8937 thanks!!!
Lixian: Markiplier isn't real.
Amy: "Impossible."
@@user-bz9vb7gf9m no
@@monsterdumpster1137 just ignore them, replying to them is what they want anyways
if you want to do anything, then just report them
@@awesomestuff9715 awesome stuff
Amy isn't real either
Im liking this new script mark perhaps you can do a Matpat and put us to work and solve your mystery
Story twist: this is just the way for Lixian to hold Mark forever for himself.
How is this comment not freaking famous
The ultimate simp
He did threaten the others before hand when he came back.... It's a possibility
kinky
Ok what did mark do
Everyone: MARK ISN’T REAL!
Everyone who met him at a convention: *Wait wa-*
You saw a ghost--🤌
Must have been a fake hologram...
They must have had a chip in their mind
They're not real either.
No the people who CLAIM to have meet Markiplier are paid actors
“Who wants to make games for a living?🤨”
People who make games for a living:
👁💧👄💧👁
“He just pays me too well” I wonder who wrote this script
Haha I'll bet it was the both of them
When I saw this comment Lixian just said that lol
Ah comment is at 666 likes
markiplier i bet
mr krABS
Lixian’s accent makes this even better and more dramatic
He sounds like Gru from despicable me
Yes
It's a Portuguese accent I think...
I know!!! It's so pretty. Idk if that's weird to say, but it's the honest truth. (And I don't really know how else to say it, lol.)
I agree,it is nice
I can bet on all those "bags of money" that mark wrote the entire script
Lixian: *THIS MAN IS A DEMON!!* but that cash tho.
Poor Chica, to imagine all those times Mark carried her she was actually just floating in mid-air.
What if....Chica's not real either?
Chica has powers of flight which makes her perfect for adding realism after editing m--- in
Hes Ethans imaginary friend
This one. This is my favorite comment.
What about the whole year he had with Ethan? HIS GIRLFRIEND AMY?!?!?
Alt title: I convinced everyone that Markiplier is not real...
hi
how are you today mr. verified guy
or woman
1 min ago yeet
Hello i-win
First time hearing Lixian’s voice, and I gotta say he sounds almost exactly as I imagined.
Same
@Ciara Ault yeah
WHY IS THIS MAKING ME EMOTIONAL-
LIXIAN SHOULD BE A VOICE ACTOR-
PLEASEEEE WHY IS NO ONE TALKING ABOUT IT
HVKSHDJWH
Before: Markiplier was crazy, unpredictable, loud,
Now: Markiplier is cryptic, unknown, not normal, got ass
He’s starting to get lore
Markiplier is: *g o t a s s*
WHO MESSED UP THE 666 LIKESSSSS
BAHAHSJSHAJ STOPP
@@miss_miscellaneous1420 The rumor come out: _is Markiplier got ass?_
"markiplier isnt real"
also totally not Mark, writing this script: "and make sure to mention my deep voice, and my muscular arms...OO and my perfect face! :)"
Damn this is accurate 😂😂
lol
Oh you know that came from the heart
😂😂😂😂😂
What’s a real...
bro i just realized this video Lixian is legitimately complimenting mark by explaining that he is too damn perfect.
okay that mindblow when you realize that lexian, Marks editor is actually the person behind all those FAN-Animations years ago xD
That's why his drawing remind me something
“His schedule was inconsistent”
This wasn’t in the script and we all know it
😂😂😂 trueee
his sleep schedule too. like, who sleeps in intervals?
@@sonycat-themed-sex 🖐️
@@sonycat-themed-sex actually we all used to before the industrial movement but we had to adapt and change it because of the regular 9-5
☝️😅| ✊🧐
Lixian: Markiplier isnt real
People who have donated thousands to him: *nervous laughter*
You have a nice choice in profile pictures
@@jiffbutter04 the name I do not like
ha
noice Fresh Sans profile picture 👌
😂
Is this Mark’s way of getting everyone who works with him to compliment him a ton? 😂😂
For being a 3-minute joke video, this was genuinely REALLY compelling
Lixian: “Perfect facial features, Giant muscular arms”
Me, realising that this is just marks way of getting compliments from his editors: 👁👄👁
nah mate, Darkipliers coming back, i can feel it ;)
Lmao, I was like, "Well, now I *know* Mark wrote this script!" 😂
@@IceMetalPunk XD that too, but yeah, I feel like my lord and saviour darkiplier is coming back~ :P
@@whiteknightintegrity7869 definitely the next heist with markiplier
Either that or somebody is a secret admirer
Markipler: *isn’t real*
SCP Foundation: “HES BECOMING SELF AWARE”
how do we know lixian is real
Yeah this is definitely getting into pataphysics
MTF unit Beta-7 will begin a rade over this youtube channel. Thank you and goodbye.
uh oh
Really SCP-001 confirmed
Lixian: .I would help you... BUUUUUUT im in it for the money”
Lixain:Who wants to make games for a living?
Scott cawthon:*Cries in exotic butters*
lolz
Scott Cawthon is retiring from the FNAF franchise.
@@S-CB-SL-Animations yeh
Lol so true
AHAHAHAAHA
Markiplier: is not real.
Mark Edward Fischbach: *is real.*
What about Annus
@@abigduck4943 a simulation
@@abigduck4943 what's that?
edit: it was all a dream
@@sleepi-nouth-laureltine-8108 Oh no... a brother left behind.
@@valenparker8129 i don't think whatever you're thinking exists.
Lixain: He is TOO Perfect
Me: *Flashes back to his last Pogostuck"
😳
Lol
Me: *Flashes back to his twerking video*
Or a flashback to getting over it
Me: *P o p t a r t s*
The fanfiction creeps: *WRITE THIS DOWN WRITE THIS DOWN*
2:09 what my microwave sees when I heat my Tostitos
When they deleted Unus Annus, they accidentally deleted Mark too
Edit: Idk how it took me over a year to notice the likes on this, but wow thank you 😯 I didn't think I was that funny lmao
Oh no
shit we accidentally deleted mark with Unus Anus
wait did we erase eef too
Imagine eef posts a video titled “CrankGamePlays isn’t real’’
Oops
Lixian: “don’t believe what he says”
Mark:”I’m not real”
*oh how the turntables*
I'm so happy Bob's quote became a thing
Oh how turns have tabled
How the turntables tables turned.
HMMM
WAIT
Alternative title: Lixian crushing on Markiplier for 3 minutes and 8 seconds
lixian has such an attractive voice like wow
Mark: "I'm not real"
Lixian: "Don't believe what he says"
Everyone: _Who do I believe?_
lixian of course.
In your favorite Pokemon, duh
Duplicate comment.
@@LastCatalyst24 people can have the same ideas 🙄
Idk
seriously, I like how Mark lets Lixian do whatever he wants in his channel now, this is too wholesome!! ❤️
No lixian is trying to warn us
No not at all
It's because they are the same person, different personalities. Mark is just the popular persona while lixian is the quieter persona.
Lixian is how to basic
@@Hello-yx2ux i agre
I wish that he released an Amy’s confession
Me too
Perhaps Amy is not real either
I'm kinda new here, y'all, and I'm just here freaking out that Lixian has a voice.
Lixian: “Markiplier isn’t real”
Lunky: *Bending reality to his will*
Seems about right...
Yep
Lunky is a really interesting character. I hope we get more info about him.
Markiplier: * reveals he doesn't exist *
Everyone: DON'T TELL AMY
Um, mr drone who’s Amy
amy is one of his video partners but i think hes going to marry her at some point
@@foxeon6496 I'm pretty sure she's his girlfriend! :)
@@hunterbear2421 ? video partners?? Lol they've been together almost 6 years now
@@aspwned I think they're joking...
1:52
Who wants to make games for a living.
That killed me brahh XD
I mean it feels like he's just in love
Lixian: *Who wants to make games for a living?*
Scott: *angry freddy noises*
THIS COMMENT- IS LEGENDARY
Don't read my name
I thought the same thing XD
@@Alone4ever4 rickroll
@@tasteless_5915 no I swear it's not rickroll
Theorists: *Intense note taking and panicking*
Other fans: “Seems legit. Have a good day.”
Fr tho
@@p0st.x.revenge I Literally was about to say that 💀
Welcome to CZcamsr theory
I am the latter
It's just like yeah. We know.
Lixian has such a soothing voice man.
*”he pays me to well”*
The *biggest* lie ever.
Mark: I ain’t real
Lixian: *disappointed lixian noises*
Literally everyone else: 👩🏼🦯👩🏼🦯
i was the 420th person to like this
I CAUSED THE 666 ON YOUR LIKES OH SHIIIIIIT
@@flareelementalzombiefox873 DAMN THAT SOME RAW LUCK MY GUY.... OR IS IT!?
A yes I do love me some
Literally everyone else: 👱🏼♀️[REDACTED]👱🏼♀️[REDACTED]
@@AspenBo actually this might mind blow you but the number gave me good luck. I think things that are suppose to effect me with bad luck do the opposite cause i just cried watching a video that was too good. Ill share the link to it if anyone having a bad new year.
Lixian: wait, it’s all *fake?*
Mark: **gun clicks** always has been...
You know the rules and so do I... say goodbye 🔫
@@BTGames2004 what kind of lixian mark wattpad story is this comment section lmao
Who is Mark btw?
YOU KNOW THE RULES AND SO DO I gun click NOW SAY GOOD BYE 💥
Me: My GOD. Lixian: Wait there's more. Me: No..
*I feel like Lixian is monika and is directly talking to the “player”*
Lixian: Markiplier is NOT real!
The Video: Posted by Markiplier
"He was too perfect."
Anyone who saw Markiplier play hand simulator: *Extreme laughter*
I am bread anyone?
Getting Over It.
The only reason i came to comments lol
*laughs in I am bread*
The one zombie obstacle course game
Lixian: "Markiplier is not real"
Those ppl who attended the tour: "Impossible!"
He was Just a projection on those tours
He was just a hologram this whole time
Perhaps th arcives are incomplete
@@lanielazer5449 were in a big holodeck
You remember the Tupac hologram or even the Vocaloids?
Ayy Lixian should be hired for many things. GIVE THIS MAN A
*_RAISE_*
Lixian: *My goals are beyond your understanding.*
I wish it ended with Markiplier interrupting Lixian’s speech with “Hello everyone my name is Markiplier”.
that would have been awesome and it just starts he's first ever video that would have been crazy
DUDE SAME!
shallot pfp in the markiplier comment section
that would of been so cool
lunky:Hello everyone my name is markipler
I'd love for Lixian to be the protagonist in a semi-animated version of an 'A Heist with Markiplier'-style series
Something tells me that something like that is happening next week.
I was just about to comment that lol I really hope it's a project he might work on
i’m sure it has to do with whatever he’s releasing in the middle of this year
A heis with who?
How is this the first time I’ve heard Lixians voice? I like his voice
"Who even wants to make games for a living?"
Me, who's in a computer science program to become a game dev : :(
Good luck on that!
You know that Mark wrote this whole thing with a big smile.
e
Lol especially with the whole-
*His Perfect Facial Features*
And the-
*His giant muscles*
🤣
Imagine being able to read the script for this without choking from laughter
I watched this with a big smile on my face XD
Yes
Lixian casually roasting all game developers*
Everyone: y'all hear sum?
Scott Cawthon👁️👄👁️
" who wants to make games for living?!"
YEAH I HEAR SOME BULLSHIT
From my ass of course
@@bubblenanananana1916 bruh no SCOTT CALVIN Cawthon
@@snethies oh shit wait 💀 lmao sorry I didn't double check 😂
Can we appreciate Lixian's voice?
the way he says it is so good that i almost forgto that he's reading a script
I also forgto too
I'm guessing Markiplier Isn't Real is his next project.
👀 I hope this is it
Yah think
Most likely lmao
I’m like getting those heavy vibes that this is some big project of his
That has to be what it is
"Goodbye"
"Oh shit, ethan, we deleted ****'s birth certificate"
"Who's ****?"
****** who
@@samlol8208 *mark*
@@kokonuts31 you miss the joke
@@djkilla-ld7lx I agree
Hello everybody, my name is ****iplier and today we are playing Five Nights at Freddy's.
Lixian can be a really cool voice actor 👀
Lixian, my man, I love you so much. This was friggin hilarious.
Lixian: “Who wants to make _games_ for a living?!”
Everyone who makes games for a living: *awkward silence*
Its for masochists and deppresed people
@fox mangle coco febe gay
@@owlismyfavouritecolorflame2325 *Me with depression and want to make video games* "well thats, I, well see-"
@@reneejordan8490 also todd howard i forgot
Poor fnaf creators 😭 their probably screamingly the inside
"His perfect facial features, his big muscles, his deep, soothing voice.." aight
It's like... He's bragging about Mark
All I heard was SIMP
Lol
Lixian's *real* confession...
Wait so is this video like a joke or is it real... it's taking my brain to long to understand
I can imagine Lunky’s confession....
Lixian low key a good voice actor
Lixian: "Mark isn't real"
Mark: _Don't tell Amy_
You really came back after 2 hours to make another comment, nice
I just noticed that
@@gibletthepiglet it's funny tho 😂
Oooh that make me wheeze like a tea kettle
lol
Mark: I'm not real...
Lixian: hes not real...
Lunky: it's free real estate
It's free estate, but it's not real.
Its free real estate
@@elisnyder863 shh
@@stationwagon5445 Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh?!
Wait a minute...
Lixian: Tells something that leaves at a cliff hanger
MatPat: hello everyone! Welcome to Film Theory!
lixian: markiplier isn't real
me: Nervous laughter
I can’t take this seriously when the faces they use for him is just so derp
It's not supposed to be taken seriously. : P
Who tf says derp I can’t take you serious go back to 2013
Yea I saw the videos he made lol
@@fried_fries kv-2 players
Yes. But somehow that made me cry.
I’m starting to wonder if this whole “markiplier isn’t real” thing is a trailer or teaser for a new CZcams original or something
With Mark it is honestly difficult to tell sometimes.
If I remember right he mentioned something about a CZcams original like a heist with markiplier recently
@@skibidisigma567 if you go to the channel's page thats like the first thing that pops up below the banner
He's said he's working on a sequel to Heist so I'm guessing it's part of that
We gotta tell Mattpad
IF ANYONE HAS HIS DISCORD SERVER TELL HIM
I don't know man, I kinda saw him multiple times irl, and he seems pretty real to me
Lixian: "Who wants to make GAMES for a living?"
Me: **jumps off bridge**
Theory: Mark is an overly realistic game character made by Lixian himself, we're all playing together
What about mandella efeckt
Oh shit
Well no no
Is he a roblox then wtf is happening is legend quitting or is Markiplier quitting
DON'T READ my Name
Mark: Markiplier isn't real.
Lixian: Markiplier isn't real.
Me: *sips coffee and waits to see the next update this story*
It’s his next project
me too honestly
LMAO
I'm here sippen tea.... I think this will be so fun at the end? Lol but I agree with u! Let's sip away at our cups of caffine
We must wait and sip on our coffee lol 😂
Why does this sound like the perfect horror movie trailer
I really like the idea that Lixian posted this without Markiplier acknowledgment
Lixian: Has an emotional crisis over Markiplier not being real.
Matpat: "First time?"
*duck season intensifes*
@I Am KevinBB whyyyy
@F**СК МЕ - СНЕСK МY РR0FILЕ how about you *don't* comment random stuff just because?
Plot Twist: Mark is just Lixian's Vtuber Model with a Voice Changer
Wow how did i have to scroll so long to find this gold comment, really underrated
Weren't mark and lixian both on screen at once during the unus annus finale?
I’m glad you uploaded this Lixian, honestly I knew Mark was way more toxic than people thought after he replace Bob with his robot, and Wade with his stunt double!
Lixian going: “Who wants to make games for a living?” Me standing in the back of the crowd raising my hand:
He is too perfect to be real
Sup
Yuh
@mlynowski son of justin y
@mlynowski sit down and ill tell you the story
@Thomas Webb lol this bicv has 300k+ subs than u
THEORY:
After Unus Annus was deleted, they accidentally deleted the real Markilpier, and Annus took over the channel, pretending to be him. Well, until now, obviously
Plot twist: It was Warfstache all along.
I actually really like this theory, but I'm still convinced this is Darkiplier's doing.
@Juliane Who?
Nah.. Lixian explains that Mark wasn't real in the first place.
@Gila Gal maybe they're switching off
"and that's when i saw something - i wish i could unsee" (drumatic music)
Mark:tell everything about me
Lixian:tells everything about him but opposite