How We Destroyed Christmas - Arma 3
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- Flying over the Northern hemisphere on a trip back to the North Pole, Santa Claus was shot down by the Russian military for failing to follow air space laws and not responding to radio hail. Mrs. Claus then contracted out the ION Security firm to assault the location Santa and his reindeer are being held and save them in time for Christmas!
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If Santa gets all his information from the FBI watch list then wouldn't that mean there's no such thing as a nice list and instead there's only a naughty list?
You know too much
Call the FBI. He knows too much!
@Ashley Are we sure he knows too much?
@@Littleman3240 yeah, he definitely knows too much.
Its zero-sum, see? If you're not naughty, you must be nice!
After being shot down over Northern Russia for violating air space laws Mrs. Claus has hired an ION contracting group to free Santa Claus and maybe even get off the naughty list for their unspeakable crimes in sub-Saharan Africa.
Also sorry about my driving during this op I think I was hitting the eggnog a little too hard.
Atleast thats leave Mrs Santa a widowed MILF.🤭
@@muhammaddanialbinshahrizal1764 jesus christ
We did not mean to shoot him down sorry
At least he made warcrimes in 1991 in algeria
@@rookiejr1600 well some one did shoot him down twice. *whistling away*
All I want for Christmas is a pardon.
pardon
WARCRIMINALS
I can help
"I don't need a doctor, I need milk ! Calcium for my bones" that is funny to me.
You know it’s a good op when Santa Claus is being taken hostage by the russians
Just causeyou look like that skeleton, I gotta say that you need some calcium.
Remember no Santa
The way that guy screamed medic at 2:42 is so real. Like I could hear that on the shores of Normandy or something.
Dude you'd freak out too if _Santa Claus_ got hurt like that!
@@judgeboony2695 This is true lmao
I think thats Canadian Bean
6:30 Imagine shooting at an enemy truck and two dozen soldiers get out and unload their rifles into your chest.
I bet that guys last thoughts were “oh fuck,Shit!”
Since it's arma i would expect 3-10 dozen ngl
Real time mistake recognition
@@howarddenaven5165 "This went differently in my head..!"
I like how the video begins with Santa’s sleigh getting shot down by anti air
Well... he was flying in military airspace
Honestly that clip is just the funniest shit ever taken out of context
love how one of the frist quick clips is me running santa over LOL
And i thank you for that!!!
He didn't get me my own doctor doom action figure when i was 5!!!
Sets the tone.
Haha
YOU'RE THAT LEGENDARY BEING?!!
What happens when the Grinch owns the whole country's military
The reindeer are both hilarious and terrifying.
You're telling me. I got executed because I didn't know the answer to a fucking riddle. Fuck you Comet.
I'm not sure why but Santa's reindeer give me an intense sense of mortal terror.
there are skinwalkers outside my house
Never knew that Santa decided to hire the Wendigo as his reindeer…
At least they now only eat the bad children and not just random people.
Santa being part of ECHELON and also a warlock with wendigo familiars seems very right for 2020. Great vid!
“Here comes Santa!” *santa slams into ground at 400 kph*
"I want a lego Tienanmen Square lego set." Hope you ain't planning on going to China any time soon.
Maybe the Russians killed Santa in self defense is the funniest crap I’ve heard in a while great job
After watching Santa's actions in this OP. You might be onto something.......
this feels extra spicy in 2022 lmao
Ya ever heard about their Santa equivalen?
Dziadek Mroz (Old Man Winter) is someone you ain't wanna doublecross
@@masterzoroark6664 no I have not but I'm gonna go check that out.
10:01...Santa violates the Geneva Convention
Geneva suggestion
@@Vanishingink4 Geneva To-Do-List.
"He was on the naughty list, keep driving" - 5:09 I genuinely laughed out loud and had to explain wtf I was watching....in March
Imma give you a script, hope you enjoy.
[Officers start talking about their greatest fk ups, and one officer chimes in]
Sarge: alright boys I have one none of you can top. You're all aware of our Automated Air Defense system right? Amazon stuff, shoots mortars, missiles, k-keeps the airs clear. We've all seen the demos, its a must for our soldier boys barracks. So well . . .
[Sarge takes a big swig of his beer]
Sarge: So apparently these things work too well. Its Christmas eve, the soldiers are in the barracks enjoying themselves, Air Defense goes off, nothing new there, just more S.O.B.s trying to kill them, but here's the thing [Long pause] it's the loud bang afterwards that caught their attention.
[Sarge let's out a large sigh sitting back]
Sarge: so . . . I'm woken up at 0100 hours, I am told a UFO crashed, it isn't until I get a visual feed in that we found out what it actually was. Turns out our automated system works a bit too well! Detected Old Saint Nick in the sky and thinking he was a missile, proceeded to turn our saint into swiss cheese with all his deer unrecognizable, thing was a sight. That is right, that is right! The U S of fucking A military shot down old nick because they wanted to protect their boys in arms more than Christmas and by God they did!
This reminds me of the episode of south park where they had to save him from the taliban
JayRaptor & Company presents “Krinkle’s Revenge” “Followed by Krinkle’s End”
Me when the Australian anthem started: this puts a smile on my face
so I'm guessing the next hit christmas story for children around the world is gonna be how santa and his reindeer were rescued from the wrath of the russian military only to collide with a fence at 200 miles per hour
1:21 that rabbit is completely unfazed by what is happening
I love that guy who brought ever damn medic for Santa
I better see Christmas on fire including the snow raptor! Hope I enjoy the video
The short version of the title that fits on my phone lock screen is "how we destroyed Christ" and I'm glad I had the opportunity to experience such confusion
Love when one of the guys scream medic. I died laughing, when he came back and said he brought every medic I died again!! XD
I guess the Grinch needs to permanently remove christmas one way or another
1:04 best quote of the entire video
thanks for adding to my "things you don't want to hear while in a car" list.
"that's a guardrail" is now one of my favorites.
🎵It's the most warcrime-full time of the year🎵
🎵 Oh the bullets are flying, and civies are dying, and I'm filled with cheer! 🎵
2:41 Why did he scream "Medic" that frantically?🤣🤣🤣
"YOU TURNED HIM IN SOUP" XD
"He was on the naughty list, keep driving" Lmao hahaha
You'll get off the naughty list next year, I can feel it! Thanks for the video and Merry Christmas!
Seems like santa is now delivering bullets rather then presents
Oi M4
Yo
Wheres Star
Trying to be edgy somewhere as usual
Lets go M4, i have a tdoll to oath
Nobody-
Australians- ‘anthem intensify’
“1:22” Anybody noticed a damn bunny dead center between that crazy ass fire fight
"Medic MEDICCCCC"... love it 😂
You do not know how many times I have managed to watch this in under a hour this is grate
Okay, I got a PragerU ad and Prager himself said Happy Holidays makes no sense and Merry Christmas is still appropiate.
Lol, typical neocon
I half imagine one of the guys who shot down santa going “this is what you get for giving me coal EVERY SINGLE YEAR!”
At 1:55.
You fools can wound me but you can't kill a skeleton.
The Dragonborn walked to him.
Fo Ro Da.
gonna make it tradion to watch this every christmas
7:20 The best joke.
a full year from this video...and i just realised it's Maru that shot down santa...of course
I'm crying from all the laughing I did, had no idea 🎅 swore like a sailor😆. Merry Christmas ya crazy bastards
"asks for arma DLC"
santa: just fucking combusts into a explosion
Building disapears
Ignis Corp in:
"A Very Violent Christmas"
We need footage of this vid from Santa's and the Reindeer's POVs
0:51 "Colonel, there's heavy fire on my locatio- this idiot stared right over me."
Its still unclear how many of Bravo died to that reindeer and the damn riddles
Seriously though, fuck Comet.
You know what, I'm fine with Santa being dead. He was kind of an ass.
He put a dog turd in your stocking when you were a kid one year, didn’t he?
1:22
Rabbit: this spot seems safe
The flipping Santa was amassed
“I am starting to think the russians shot down santa for self defense”
Same dude
i dont think ive laughed harder at santa
Who thought it was a good idea to let a reindeer fly a goddamm sleigh?!?
Santa really should say to a guy with a gun point blank aimed at his head that he is on the naught list.
Now, we are sure Santa Claus isn't Malaysian?
1:21 that rabbits definitely having nam flashbacks
These videos are my Christmas movie.
I just finished watching your halo op and i just subbed this is a great gift
I love this Christmas movie.
Seeing this pop up as a recommendation a year later IN NOVEMBER is concerning.
I like how there's just a bunch of random bunnies running around in the middle of a festive warzone.
I love the guy just saying he shot an onion 😂
Everybody gangster until Santa's sled is demolished by a Iron Dome battery
0:50 Snake: "o fuk"
Santa looks like Tom Berenger's stunt double
Honestly, Santa's evil clone being in a fiery incident at the end there was... um... let's just say it was a significant net positive.
Ooga at 2:57 had me rolling
Thank you for this wonderful present, Merry Christmas Jay!
Rubix: is in a tundra
A snake: 0:52
Now about that beer I owe you stanta
The Grinch tipped off the Russians he thought he won but Mrs cluas has declared war on the grinch and his allies for shooting her jolly toy down. Her orders where simple, safe Santa and the deer if possible and cause as much chaos as possible for those who dare shoot at her man.
Hey rubixraptor can you make part 3 of ww2 scp operation. Also i love your vids and I leare stuff from thank you.
Damn Christmas has gotten dark.
i loves the christmas music in the backround
love
Merry christmas with booms
omg i laughed so damn hard at the first clip 😩😂
That sleigh crash made me cry lol
Is it wrong that a new Christmas episode is the only thing I'm looking forward to this Christmas
santa is apparently magnetically/magically attracted to cars, since he gets run over every chance he gets. XD
you better watch out, You better watch out, You Better Watch Out, YOU BETTER WATCH OUT...
I was not expecting it to play out like that. Not gonna lie, Santa seemed like a jerk. All Those poor men being shot, blown up and.... run over by Jay..... sacrificing their lives for someone who won't give them what they want..... to be on the Good List.
Honestly, I expected Santa to be an SCP or something or you guys to be hunting him down. Overall, I'm glad to have watched this.
no christmas like a napalm christmas
Meanwhile in ArmA III : *Reindeer with an RPG*
You know it's probably for the best that Santa died.
Santa had alternative ways to stop the naughty people this year.
He knows who was naughty and who was nice and who will never be found under the ice
Santa gets shot down for entering restricted airspace
8:49-9:00 is so funny I hiccup Ed a lot. 😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆
MERRY CHRISTMAS
Christmas hittin different this year.
Santa is commiting crimes against Humanity :)
11:05 a man of culture
You didn’t let Christmas die son, Christmas has been dead for a long time...
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