HoneyDew #55 | Tom Segura

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  • @ianscott1155
    @ianscott1155 Před 4 lety +793

    Sickler's laugh reminds me that happiness is imminent.

    • @bender8784
      @bender8784 Před 4 lety +11

      Funches better watch his throne

    • @bryanstiener1535
      @bryanstiener1535 Před 4 lety +1

      i don't get that. of course you can't laugh without being happy, it's kind of impossible. like not blinking when sneezing.

    • @ClaireDCoaching
      @ClaireDCoaching Před 4 lety +6

      Bryan Stiener yeah but some people get more enjoyment out of jokes etc. Ryan’s laugh makes me so happy because I also have a distinctive honk so I feel less alone lol

    • @rexrob.88
      @rexrob.88 Před 4 lety +2

      Dude I have to listen to it at low volume I’m my headphones because of his laugh.

    • @CitrusFarmer710
      @CitrusFarmer710 Před 4 lety +3

      It is identical to Lee Syatt’s laugh.

  • @IloveGorgeousGeorge
    @IloveGorgeousGeorge Před 4 lety +996

    I wish i had a job where one of my best friends was also my boss and also was Tom Segura.

    • @chrism45
      @chrism45 Před 4 lety +131

      But that means you'll eventually either be a victim or an accomplice

    • @IloveGorgeousGeorge
      @IloveGorgeousGeorge Před 4 lety +4

      @@chrism45 😂😂

    • @shoonger001
      @shoonger001 Před 4 lety +18

      @@IloveGorgeousGeorge 50/50 I like those odds.

    • @21AdamA
      @21AdamA Před 4 lety +18

      My best friend is my boss but he's just Blake :(

    • @THCMusicBlog
      @THCMusicBlog Před 4 lety +5

      imagine being tom's doctor

  • @Kings_Crossing
    @Kings_Crossing Před 4 lety +387

    When you're featherin' it brother!

  • @bridge7425
    @bridge7425 Před 3 lety +234

    Toms most painful moment is not the tailbone impact anymore lmao

    • @Sjm23_
      @Sjm23_ Před 2 lety +10

      didnt age well 😂

    • @zacharybouthillier6182
      @zacharybouthillier6182 Před rokem +5

      I was scrolling for that comment so bad😭😂

    • @Cyge240sx
      @Cyge240sx Před rokem +2

      fucking dark! Love it

    • @qmathew9900
      @qmathew9900 Před rokem +1

      Explain?

    • @wokkawicklo
      @wokkawicklo Před rokem

      @@qmathew9900 the song about" every kiss begins with k" well the singer should have sung every rape begins with r

  • @MoyesinDahoud
    @MoyesinDahoud Před 4 lety +233

    When Tommy Buns is a guest on any podcast I turn into a telescope 🔭

    • @sthomasond
      @sthomasond Před 3 lety +8

      Hes known as being a funny person but his storytelling abilities are also top notch

    • @sethbaus
      @sethbaus Před rokem

      Top notch comment.

  • @a.foster199
    @a.foster199 Před 4 lety +104

    It’s cool to hear about how Tom and Burt met, didn’t realize it was in a rehab facility though.

  • @garymolina2576
    @garymolina2576 Před 3 lety +235

    The tailbone being the most pain he was is, did not age well

    • @masonbillenstein4917
      @masonbillenstein4917 Před 3 lety +13

      I'm so pissed that I got beat to this joke

    • @stevealleman9206
      @stevealleman9206 Před 3 lety +10

      It's also weird now to notice all the times he pronounced 'won' like 'wahn.' And as he has said, no one ever said anything to him about how r-worded it sounds.

    • @adamhoisington9761
      @adamhoisington9761 Před 3 lety +1

      I love it, right when I got to that part was going to comment... lmao

    • @nine182
      @nine182 Před 2 lety

      @@stevealleman9206 Accents exist

  • @nathaniellange9526
    @nathaniellange9526 Před 4 lety +65

    Tom segura after blacking out on GHB:
    “IlL FuCkInG dO iT aGaIn”

  • @Kevinduzit760
    @Kevinduzit760 Před 4 lety +32

    "This was a good warning I should have paid attention to" "what the first one" 😂😂

  • @commentetiquettestudent1788
    @commentetiquettestudent1788 Před 4 lety +302

    Why does it make me happy when I see Tom or Christina wearing teddy fresh?

  • @lukebmajesty2010
    @lukebmajesty2010 Před 4 lety +51

    Man this is a great podcast, -Marlo

  • @JessicaSmith-yg9cn
    @JessicaSmith-yg9cn Před 4 lety +125

    I loved the part when Tom said “you gotta follow proto,” and Blueban was dying laughing. Ryan has no clue what was so funny. 😂

    • @yourdadsotherfamily3530
      @yourdadsotherfamily3530 Před 4 lety +8

      1:11:50

    • @xironedgex77
      @xironedgex77 Před 4 lety +6

      When feds dont follow proto I turn into a telescope.

    • @iimmannii
      @iimmannii Před 4 lety +1

      Lmao

    • @nickchezum1088
      @nickchezum1088 Před 4 lety +1

      Read this comment literally as he said it haha high and tight

    • @JessicaSmith-yg9cn
      @JessicaSmith-yg9cn Před 4 lety +1

      I actually said it WITH him right after he said the word protocol. I can’t hear that word anymore without saying some version of not following PROTO!

  • @jordanprewit4164
    @jordanprewit4164 Před 4 lety +18

    I can honestly say that the episodes with Tom and Sickler are becoming my favorite of the whole YMH Podcasts. Keep’ em coming guys!

  • @Nick-ep5uu
    @Nick-ep5uu Před 4 lety +131

    Tom sounds just like his dad when he gets excited.

    • @Yungtacosss
      @Yungtacosss Před 4 lety +2

      Calling it now when Tom is around 50 years old he'll be exactly the same as his dad! lol

    • @IloveGorgeousGeorge
      @IloveGorgeousGeorge Před rokem +3

      Aww R.I.P Top Dog 😢

  • @HighJackPlays
    @HighJackPlays Před 4 lety +92

    Ryan sickler's laugh keeps me coming back to the honey dew.

  • @zackmitchell9587
    @zackmitchell9587 Před 4 lety +35

    Any time I see Sickle Cell and Tommy Buns together, I turn into a telescope. SueWoo

  • @colejewell
    @colejewell Před 4 lety +18

    “You gotta follow proto” was so well snuck in there. Had me rolling

  • @GGRS
    @GGRS Před 4 lety +18

    Ryan's rooster-call laugh is iconic

  • @pipicacadanslepot
    @pipicacadanslepot Před 4 lety +85

    Im having chest pain!

  • @schmo2109
    @schmo2109 Před 4 lety +2

    “Twice...you don’t wanna fuck em twice” hahaha how did no one laugh at that? I was dying 😂

  • @Sarah-pp1ki
    @Sarah-pp1ki Před 4 lety +30

    Tom’s laugh is the best. It always makes me smile.

  • @Ramboskates85
    @Ramboskates85 Před 4 lety +127

    **gets done swimming**
    “Go shower”
    “But I just got out the pool...”
    Is this bert or Ryan running this interview?!

    • @millardfilmore1403
      @millardfilmore1403 Před 2 lety

      Bro he grew up without parents I would think the same thing lmao

  • @j.h.7266
    @j.h.7266 Před 4 lety +86

    Yeah yeah yeah, I’m gonna come now..

    • @Mike-om4tv
      @Mike-om4tv Před 4 lety +21

      J. H. Awwwwhwhhhh get ooooffffff!!1

    • @omegapointsingularity6504
      @omegapointsingularity6504 Před 4 lety +8

      aaaaaaaaoooohhhyeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaoooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhaaayeeeeeee

    • @gregmattes2119
      @gregmattes2119 Před 4 lety +7

      Omega Point Singularity ahhhhhhhhhhh again ohhhhhhhhhhhhh

  • @11pointedLeaf
    @11pointedLeaf Před 4 lety +18

    Every kiss begins with Kay has haunted my dreams since childhood.

  • @8Djoshh
    @8Djoshh Před 4 lety +12

    Sickler and Lee Syatt laughing together would be funny

    • @CaptFreedumb
      @CaptFreedumb Před 4 lety +1

      Lol Ricky Gervais as well. Ear splitting!

    • @avidlyathena
      @avidlyathena Před 3 lety

      There's an episode of The Church with Lee, Ryan and Joey!

  • @BomChickyBowWow
    @BomChickyBowWow Před 4 lety +34

    Sickle Cell constantly looks like he’s trying to fart really quietly.

  • @biggiesmalls7939
    @biggiesmalls7939 Před 2 lety +2

    12:52 , that next 10 seconds is probably the closest ive been to pissing my pants from laughing. legendary line

  • @spencermonteiro1319
    @spencermonteiro1319 Před 4 lety +6

    "I still think it's the best play I've ever made" I haven't laughed that hard in a while

  • @chaw1032
    @chaw1032 Před 4 lety +9

    Wow. It's amazing how one evening can affect your entire life on that kind of level. Crazy deep cut from Ryan.

  • @bandana4814
    @bandana4814 Před 4 lety +54

    We get 2 great podcast today, this one and Joe Rogan with Uncle Joey!

    • @dntgvafuk89
      @dntgvafuk89 Před 4 lety +1

      Got so excited this morning!

    • @kurtschalper771
      @kurtschalper771 Před 4 lety +2

      Ban Dana did you peep the Bert and Bill Burr one too??

    • @bandana4814
      @bandana4814 Před 4 lety

      @@kurtschalper771 Ohh shit, I seen that 5 min clip like a week ago but they just released the full podcast a few hours ago! Thanks for letting me know now I got something to watch later lol

  • @guelphmortgagebroker
    @guelphmortgagebroker Před 4 lety +50

    Sickler's laugh is just too much. I die laughing every time he loses it.

  • @strangelalansbury5028
    @strangelalansbury5028 Před 3 lety +8

    That tailbone shit is no joke. I fell on mine once and like an idiot I not only didn't go to the hospital, I went to work the next day. There were times I'd try to lift something and I was in so much pain I physically couldn't breathe. That was about 17 years ago and I still feel it sometimes

  • @doncelio6452
    @doncelio6452 Před 4 lety +5

    Nobody’s podcast makes me laugh like when y’all get together. Love the content!

  • @FBcruzz
    @FBcruzz Před 4 lety +4

    I feel like I'm learning so much about Tom here, he doesn't usually go into this much detail about himself. keep them coming!

  • @enriqueshockwave7632
    @enriqueshockwave7632 Před 4 lety +43

    Welcome back to the Honeydeeeww SuWuuu

  • @nathaniellange9526
    @nathaniellange9526 Před 4 lety +53

    I love that he’s supporting Ethan and Heila by wearing their line of clothes and giving them this extra exposure

    • @ActiveProfitRR
      @ActiveProfitRR Před 4 lety

      They liked their clothing cuz its nice, not just cuz their friends

    • @nathaniellange9526
      @nathaniellange9526 Před 4 lety +4

      Rafael Rivera I didn’t say that lol, I’m just saying it was nice either way

  • @botocrossjr1809
    @botocrossjr1809 Před 4 lety +73

    James brown is 6’3”

  • @seanromanowski
    @seanromanowski Před 4 lety +24

    HAPPY TOOSDEE!

  • @drewcobarrubias2093
    @drewcobarrubias2093 Před 4 lety +6

    "U gonna go to the lemonade party after?" Lol. "No!!!!"

  • @billyhoward200
    @billyhoward200 Před 4 lety +1

    This was the best Honeydew podcast ever! I laughed the whole time. Thanks fellas

  • @prremix86
    @prremix86 Před 4 lety +21

    That hoodie needs to direct traffic

    • @gregoryturner9530
      @gregoryturner9530 Před 4 lety +2

      genius. I can just see tom in an intersection blowing whistles. left arm, right arm.

    • @plasma9839
      @plasma9839 Před 3 lety

      Lmfao

  • @mr1rottenapple
    @mr1rottenapple Před 4 lety +2

    This is great. I've always wondered about that this is not happening story. Thanks for opening up

  • @yourdadsotherfamily3530
    @yourdadsotherfamily3530 Před 4 lety +3

    Tom casually talking about trying to break an opponent footballers leg killed me with laughter with how deadpan he said it 😂💀

  • @johndallas1399
    @johndallas1399 Před 4 lety +4

    I love it when these two get together

  • @mikolpharley6138
    @mikolpharley6138 Před 3 lety +1

    I overdosed on Jimsonweed seeds, spent 3 days tripping ballz in the hospital. I vaguely remember having to drink the charcoal and I was so high I thought it was a cookies and creme milkshake. I played with dog poop, tried to put a stuffed dolphin through my tv, crawled out my window to come in the back door for the gallon of milk, jumped in a car I thought was mine at the hospital. Jimsonweed isn't illegal bc anyone who has taken it, would never wanna take it again. From there I don't remember much. But I survived and today I'm sober after 20 years of opioid addiction. #WorstTripEver #StaySafe #StayAlive

  • @Ruckus333
    @Ruckus333 Před 4 lety +9

    Love how Tom's business sense saw a huge opportunity inside the Spanish community here in the states. It's gonna definitely lead to him performing in other Spanish speaking countries too. Man Tom go man go! 💞 Your dominating your market scales. I'm 59 and some of you probably wonder why I'm watching 10-15 year younger comedians. But comedy is a huge part of my days n nights. It's a tough world out there we need comedy in our lives every minute of everyday to get through life in my opinion

    • @shanestephens4728
      @shanestephens4728 Před 4 lety +1

      Robin Buglio
      What’s the point of being bilingual if you don’t capitalize on it somehow, someway??
      I appreciate your outlook, comedy and just laughing in general, is as important a piece of self-maintenance as cutting your toenails.

  • @Betega
    @Betega Před 4 lety +2

    "I was just in the water" lmfaoo sickler got it going from the beginning

  • @jonahmoshiri1098
    @jonahmoshiri1098 Před 4 lety +7

    blueban how can y'all do sickle cell like that zooming in on his face while he does reads lolol

  • @MrKinghuman
    @MrKinghuman Před 3 lety +2

    I love it when on a podcast they start talking real low. Love it. Makes me feel like I'm in the room, the room next door.

  • @donniedarko3259
    @donniedarko3259 Před 4 lety +2

    That was friggin hilarious. Thumbs up!

  • @MichaelJames707
    @MichaelJames707 Před rokem

    Love you guys chatting and hanging out. Such good energy, bless ~

  • @Alex-cp8du
    @Alex-cp8du Před 4 lety +4

    God damn this podcast had me enthralled for 1.5 hrs

  • @antfer8917
    @antfer8917 Před 4 lety +2

    WOW I laughed so hard on this podcast..Amazing stories...

  • @randomaxe7746
    @randomaxe7746 Před 4 lety +1

    "Asking What Words Are". I Love it

  • @ActiveProfitRR
    @ActiveProfitRR Před 4 lety +3

    Sicklers laugh will forever make me smile

  • @ichiban_KO
    @ichiban_KO Před 4 lety +2

    Dude I love Top Dog stories! Dudes a legend!!

  • @whitelion8732
    @whitelion8732 Před 4 lety +1

    Such great stories! This was awesome!

  • @jakeswatchinyou7230
    @jakeswatchinyou7230 Před 4 lety +1

    I had no idea you got that messed up. I’m just so happy you’re alive to bring joy. Also, you must have told that on Crab Feast cuz that was new for the dew.

  • @RG-gv8ss
    @RG-gv8ss Před 3 lety +5

    You know a story’s going to be good when it starts with “ idk if I’ve told this story before, but ....”

  • @Rangifulla
    @Rangifulla Před 4 lety

    Such a good episode.
    A classic Honeydew.

  • @moeleicster2737
    @moeleicster2737 Před 4 lety +12

    big ups Segura reppin that teddy fresh merch. papa bless🙏🙏

  • @seNor916x4
    @seNor916x4 Před 4 lety

    Awesome stories, entire podcast non-stop entertaining !!!

  • @vich3359
    @vich3359 Před 4 lety

    My new year resolution is to watch more honeydew. Lets go!

  • @rodericktrowhill4132
    @rodericktrowhill4132 Před 7 měsíci

    I'm on a roll of these two. Such a great pair to listen to

  • @practicepodcast8499
    @practicepodcast8499 Před 3 lety +1

    I've never felt more close to Tom before. We relate on alot

  • @allychavez971
    @allychavez971 Před 2 lety +6

    I want a Honeydew but I want Ryan to tell more stories about himself. A Honeydew all about Ryan.

  • @emoney1231
    @emoney1231 Před 2 měsíci

    5:40 is where I started paying attention and I was like "wait, what?!? I gotta rewind..."

  • @couchman-sw6jy
    @couchman-sw6jy Před 4 lety +3

    Loved hearing about their time as a teenager. The showering for me too was like wtf

  • @skylarkirkland3768
    @skylarkirkland3768 Před 4 lety

    Such a solid podcast. You're killin' it Sickler. FTCF.

  • @notpaulrudd6376
    @notpaulrudd6376 Před 4 lety +2

    Love this podcast.

  • @javonharmon4410
    @javonharmon4410 Před 2 lety +1

    Y’all energy is genuine, y’all should do a podcast like 2 bears but y’all. And call it MOMS HONEY!!!✊🏾

  • @chadfunkhouser8899
    @chadfunkhouser8899 Před 4 lety

    That story is gnarly! Glad you're still with us

  • @daveevans5091
    @daveevans5091 Před 4 lety +15

    I love how Tom, Christina, Ethan and hila are good friends

  • @pi1810
    @pi1810 Před 4 lety

    That was great. I enjoyed it so much.

  • @danniedandelion8232
    @danniedandelion8232 Před 4 lety +1

    My husband and I sing this too each other all the time 😂🤣😂 every kiss begins with Kay 😂☺️🤣 it’s so fvcking corny and hilarious

  • @sherriewestfall4920
    @sherriewestfall4920 Před 3 lety

    Love these guys together! ❤️

  • @blackbeard8529
    @blackbeard8529 Před 4 lety

    Its great seeing this side of Tom!

  • @swoosh6085
    @swoosh6085 Před 4 lety +1

    Excellent HoneyDew Ryan! Tom's background is so relatable. In the midst of destroying our bodies during high school football we had NO IDEA that we were enduring the most painful right of passage the American male can choose. It's insane what people do to their bodies playing football in TX and Florida. The other 48 ain't so great.

  • @fraserwhitehead539
    @fraserwhitehead539 Před 4 lety +6

    in Australia we have these crazy things called shower stalls, revolutionary technology comprised of big planks of wood in a square formation around the shower head. They have shielded millions of children from psychologically scarring post gym class experiences for generations.

  • @forcegeek6705
    @forcegeek6705 Před 4 lety +41

    I’m so pumped you guys...The REAL RPC has followed me back on Instagram 👀 Idk what to do with this info. My jeans are EXTRA high and tight 🤘🏻

    • @couchman-sw6jy
      @couchman-sw6jy Před 4 lety +2

      Same I feel honored

    • @gnarkiller
      @gnarkiller Před 4 lety +12

      Get yourself that lease and key playa

    • @victorious0001
      @victorious0001 Před 4 lety +10

      You should Try it out.

    • @NS-sx4dq
      @NS-sx4dq Před 4 lety +8

      He followed you because you look like a gay man he could sleep with

    • @forcegeek6705
      @forcegeek6705 Před 4 lety

      NS guess I’ll just have to “Try It Out.” 🤷🏻‍♂️

  • @lottiefondren1147
    @lottiefondren1147 Před 3 lety

    I really like your show thanks for everything you do and please keep it up i look forward to watching you
    LOVE THAT LAUGH YOU HAVE ALSO

  • @th.monroe
    @th.monroe Před 4 lety +3

    "why are were here if we're not expressing love.. Ya know... crazy shit" 51:10

  • @rickspins5335
    @rickspins5335 Před 4 lety +1

    great episode yo

  • @edhead172
    @edhead172 Před 4 lety +5

    Ryan telling that story made my whole face and head hurt

  • @joerhea5785
    @joerhea5785 Před 3 lety +1

    So funny !!! Tom is my favorite comedian hands down......

  • @rehpotsirk56
    @rehpotsirk56 Před 3 lety +1

    Holy cow these stories are amazing Bert should let Tom talk more.

  • @AmandaW1169
    @AmandaW1169 Před 2 lety

    I could listen to Ryan talk ALL DAY LONG I love his voice!!!

  • @alexbowman7330
    @alexbowman7330 Před 4 lety +2

    Tom and all YMH Crew,
    Big fan of all of the YMH run shows. Please let the shows go on for as long as you all feel like talking, the way you do with YMH, rather than limit it to an hour to an hour twenty. Sometimes things feel rushed and like you don't have time for everything. We mommies would watch all of your shows whether they were 1 hour or 3 1/2 hours. Food for thought. Piss on me, beat me.

    • @dlemon90
      @dlemon90 Před 4 lety

      Alex Bowman I agree. Good idea, Jeans

    • @saraforney3940
      @saraforney3940 Před 4 lety

      I don’t think they have a lot of time. Tom has his 13 podcasts ya know. I agree with you tho would be better longer

  • @malcolmexxx2109
    @malcolmexxx2109 Před 3 lety

    “I just woke up to a candle light vigil”
    lmfao.

  • @chain-wallet
    @chain-wallet Před 4 lety

    3 great free stories 👍👍👍

  • @Taco_ocaT
    @Taco_ocaT Před 3 lety +1

    Now I only hear tom say "won" like "juan" lmao

  • @pitchblack1012
    @pitchblack1012 Před 4 lety +13

    I do enjoy when they just talk though and don't focus on being funny

  • @DadBigE
    @DadBigE Před 4 lety

    Belle Glade is DEEP SOUTH Florida... Moore Haven... Immokalee... Awesome to hear Tom talk about that.

  • @caneface87
    @caneface87 Před 4 lety +1

    I’m Home here now, on a Tuesdee keeping it high and tight!

  • @holyone2668
    @holyone2668 Před 4 lety

    Brilliant episode

  • @sierraraine286
    @sierraraine286 Před 4 lety

    I grew up 50 miles north of Baltimore in PA and the accent there is very similar. I hated it growing up but I have a newfound appreciation for it since listening to Ryan. :') Happy Toosdee

  • @klompsauce
    @klompsauce Před rokem

    12:48 we’ll talk about that cover 2 in a sec 😂😂😂

  • @JasonAJames
    @JasonAJames Před 4 lety +1

    Every kiss begins with Kay's..... Kay's Jewelers is a local reference and a commercial with someone singing that song. At least here in Michigan

  • @chronicmuncher
    @chronicmuncher Před 3 lety +3

    Lol there a new number one most painful moment

  • @Seth-xt7nx
    @Seth-xt7nx Před 4 lety

    This podcast was magic