Ozzy Man Reviews: Destination F Compilation (Vol.15)
Vložit
- čas přidán 28. 06. 2024
- Here's me commentary on Destination F#%KED! Volume 15.
Check out the new merch here: ozzymanshop.com/
Source Videos:
1. Crane vs Plane: • Crane lifts an aeropla...
2. Palanquin Fail: redd.it/ljp6go
3. Roller Skiing (Jukin): www.jukinmedia.com/licensing/...
4. Bike Trick: fb.watch/3FCGPEm8CX/
5. Modeling (Jukin): www.jukinmedia.com/licensing/...
6. Skateboarder vs Stairs (ViralHog): • Man Finds Stairs Harde...
7. Pull-ups fail (Jukin): www.jukinmedia.com/licensing/...
8. Tea: / ahmadabdulaziz
9. Yacht Trip: / kkwickks
10. Sanitiser: • A civic official accid...
11. Ice Skating Show Off: www.dumpert.nl/item/8073787_8...
12. Sledding: / mrwhitethunder55
Oi. I'm on Tik Tok, Facebook and Telegram too ay.
t.me/ozzymanofficial
Music via Audio Network. - Komedie
![Celebrating Too Early Compilation [funny] (TOP 10 VIDEOS)](/img/n.gif)
3 things are certain in this world:
1. Taxes
2. Death
3. Destination fucked.
often 3 comes before 2 in that order.
You speak the truth bruh
some companies are laughing at your comment, they don't know the word taxes
Death and Taxes are both addresses in Destination Fucked.
LMAO
That crane driver was like: "My psychic told me I was going to be involved in a plane crash so I cancelled me holidays."
A few moments later: ....
Big brain
How many people were in the cab of that crane? That leapt out pretty quickly and tried to mingle into the crowd.
🚀🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Legendary
fkin golden
Ouch!! The face plant into the gravel looked brutal! Coming from a former skateboard rider myself! I'm thinking missing teeth after that wipe out. ✌️
I agree that was harsh as hell made me cringe 😖
@@20BMR he absolutely ate sh*t! 😰
Honestly that’s like piss poor awareness and those poles don’t help.
I’ve definitely tried to send it on patches like that on my board, fuckin hurts like hell when you fall but no missing teeth cause goddamn you gotta protect the head
I knew it was coming too.
😳😳😳😳😳😳.....I don't even know what to type....Like...Damn...I ain't trying that; that's for sure...
"...doing the speed limit required to enter Destination Fucked."
I'm dying...
There was a plane
There was a crane
There was an employee who begged
“Let me explain”
The Boss replied
"Nah, yea, nah. No way!
It's a hell of a drug, cocaine
You have shit for brains
Next time, jump in front of the train."
😎👍👍
😂
Thought you were going to say pineapple plane lol Thanks for not saying that lol
the plane
fell mainly off the crane
In the hand sanitizer guy's defense. That bottle does look like his water bottle.
When I was paving driveways, drank diesel that was in a mtn dew bottle, by mistake. So relatable👍
If I remember correctly, they were sitting to discuss about the Covid response
Or perhaps he was looking for a new way to get drunk at work?
The woman next to him was not amused.
It would have been hilarious if the second bottle he got handed was sanitizer too 🤣
In that princess clip, you *think* she's the one arriving at destination f**ked. But I'm actuality, those 6 palanquin bearers are gonna get Azula'd the second the video ends.
Courtney got freaking hammered. The look on her face just milliseconds before she went under is priceless.
Destination F is the only place you can go nowadays without having to self-isolate.
True lol
LMAO...That is the damn truth
Go out in a unvaccinated population = Destination Fucked
czcams.com/video/SsK807T43NQ/video.html
f*nk*ng absolute bro
Did anyone realise in the first clip how the guy from the truck just leaves and tries to blend in to the crowd lmao like 'nah I aint getting blamed for this shit'
That’s a man that knows he’s fired and is just going home
The equipment was never enough for that heavy aircraft anyways.
czcams.com/video/SsK807T43NQ/video.html
Its not his fault. The crane bent in half. It cant carry the load
@@_egghead Crane operators in parts of the world that value human life are responsible for knowing the loads their equipment can handle and the weight of the loads themselves. I submit that the operator should know and refuse to lift if for no other reason than crane failures often end in the operator getting injured or killed. If someone lied to him about the weight of the airplane or the rating of the crane that is one thing but almost anyone with a 5th grade education could have predicted that this operation would end in Destination F.
"accidentally" drinking hand sanitizer to stave off withdrawal shakes in a business meeting. We've All been there right? Right?
Definitely me when i drink hand sanitizer to stave off withdrawal shakes in a business meeting
Ah…Nope!
Drank hand sanitizer in rehab to help with withdrawals!
@@jordan6174 sorry dude, didn't mean to drag up any bad memories.
@@thebigeasy87 lmao it’s all good. 11 months sober. Except weed.
1:54 and he wasn’t even sk8tng either…just walking 🤨🤣💥
The princess falling out was the best! Honestly! She just SAT there and didn't even try to save herself! 🤣🤣🤣🤣👏
Being VIP in proper circumstances become a death sentence. No kidding.
People carrying her - time to have ease of the big weight 😆😆😆😆😆😆
@@olavofernandes7286 Sure. Down with opressors!
Are you taking a piss? She was clearly trying to make her fall as much less painful that it could had get
@@tiberius6926 i am tea rex and HEEREE I COME TO RUIN THE DAAAAY!
I start laughing as soon as I hear, “This Sheila...” 😂
That first Sheila was soo close to breaking her neck!
Me too!! 🤣🤣
same here
you know it when its about the sheila its gotta be funny
Yes Sheilas are funnier because they're often 🗿⁉️
This is one of your best videos. LOVE IT! Brought a much needed chuckle to me in these dark times.
Ozzy man never fails to cheer me up on a bad day
2:56
That dude who drank hand sanitizer is simply trying to make himself immune to coronavirus
@@4yush828 no he didn’t he was fine.
@@Trollofjom69 really? Read somewhere that he wasn't maybe that was wrong thnx for telling btw
When you try to impress the girl by showing how smooth you are 😂
That dude drinking the sanitizer must've been listening to Trump.
Dude you showing up in Ozzyman videos now?? You truly are everywhere. We should start calling you His Majesty Lord Omnipotent or something
That woman's face after the sanitizer drink is epic lol
Now, every time he has a piss he cleans the toilet.
Yes deserves to be a meme lol
That plane is fucked
It’s a good thing India has her or their whole country would be on the road to destination F…like the US.
@@silvergtotwinturbo9984 tf u mean kid?
"Ehh smile Courtney!!" Really got me 😆
Oh man, poor bloke at 3:36 reminds me of a skiing accident I witnessed in Western New York, USA, when I was a kid. I'm just standing there, on a medium slope, when this guy comes skiing down the hill out of control. He face plants, only it wasn't powdery snow... it was ice covered snow. He lifts his head up and his entire face had been shredded, as if someone had taken a cheese grater to his face. I screamed like a girl. Those guys with the big red pluses on their backs came skiing in with a ski stretcher and took him away. Scarred me for life. Thanks for including that reminder in this DF video.
"Doing the speed limit required to enter destination facked!"
Had me creasing up xD
I honestly thought she was going to fall through the roof !
@@Simpleburger1968 I initially thought the same till she started peddling, at that point I knew she had no idea what she was doing and it was going to be the front wheel dropping, followed closely by her face xD
czcams.com/video/iai2nlEkPSI/video.html
Looks like she skipped physics 101 too.
"You don't need to show off to your wife, she already married you!" 😂
The "tea break" was bizarrely, ridiculously funny.
The hand sanitiser got me laughing! The rest is also funny! Oml
2:18: Man pours tea in the glass
River: "Lemme have a sip... thanks"
No social propriety with rivers. Those bastards scarf the lot.
"When the moment comes, Destination F'ed is unavoidable." golden nugget of wisdom !!
czcams.com/video/iai2nlEkPSI/video.html
Run from it. Dread it. Destination fucked still arrives
You literally made these funny videos 100x more funnier by your commentary.
love this series and your commentary keep it up :)
"You don't have to show off to your wife, she already married you!"
Words to live by.
True😂
Until she decides you're not fun anymore and divorces you.
@@Miranox2 If she does that then she's done you a favor. Those aren't the kind of women you want to be around.
@@errolpaul8043 Sure, but you still have to pay alimony and child support after the divorce. She will also take the kids with her.
@@Miranox2 Yes, but "a stitch in time saves nine".
The sledding accidents at the end are my childhood, and the childhood of everyone who grew up in the snow belts. If you didn't get a face full of snow, or a bent spine from an unexpected jump, you weren't doing it right.
You're supposed to hold onto the bloody sledge, until it snaps in half. That's the proper way!
Some of my best memories growing up in Canada
czcams.com/video/SsK807T43NQ/video.html
We only had real snow, not only a little blanket of snow, till i was 7, since then only 1 or 2 days that it snows in november and march and april.
But yeah, i know the feeling till today, snow in the face, hurt butts from ice skating and so on, good memories.
Every ride on my crazy carpet landed me in DF, lol, loved it
OMG Ozzy has some of the funniest stuff I’ve seen in a long time!
3:28 that LAUGH tho 😂😂😂😂 that child will never let him forget that moment
1:00 that faceplant is something else
No knee, elbow, or face protection. There was some blood mixed in with that gravel and pavement that day, but that’s how all concrete is mixed in Destination F.
Worse than the face plant in the snow.
0:55 That dude actually face planted in those stones so freaking hard
His face would definitely be DF'd after that!
Yea that was rough.....
I'm from the UK so watching that tea being drowned was especially traumatising.
That princess one was so poetic 🤣 nature's way of saying no one should be above another.
'Its hard to have hopes when the cups of teas are being sent to destination "FUCKED" - Ozzy man 2021
T-Shirt
That was heartbreaking when the guy pours a cup of tea and it sinks in the river
In Australia it would be heartbreaking if that was a beer, difference between cultures right there
the optimistic side of me holds out hope that he got his cup back....
I’d just be happy that I didn’t go with it
The Destination F series is some of the best stuff on CZcams. Always good for a laugh.
The pretentious guy doing the pull up on the beach was hilarious
Adonis became Icarus!🤣
@@89426 Narcissus became Dufus
0:55 to everyone who says “wear a helmet.” Did nothing for the poor chap.
I bet his forehead hasn’t got a mark on it.
I ride downhill skateboarding, and I use a full-face, motorbike helmet. I've really needed it only twice. Once, some weird asphalt basically just stopped my board at once while I was riding at 50km/h and I flew chin first to the ground. I'm really glad I was wearing this helmet.
You didn't know? Eating rocks is the new fad, baby. This guys a trend setter 👏
The skier... they call him Fruity Pebbles now because of the rocks he has for teeth.
😂😂😂😂😂😂
Brilliant 🤣😂🤣😂👍
Funnier than the video😂
😂😂😂😂
You know that shit hurt
That princess one was the best!! 😂🤣👑
Greetings from Birmingham,England...I’m so glad I found your channel...brilliant laugh👏🏻👏🏻
" It's hard to have hopes when cups of teas are being sent to destination f*cked!" Ozzy Man 2021 XDXD
Thank you for making me laugh this week. 😂
Winner: skater who lands in the gravel face-first.
Jesus Christ that looked painful
Sweden ;)
I felt his pain! 😖🤕 I'll bet he landed on his nose.
Tricycle landing gear ftw! Nose and two elbows
That was the best of today. Thank you Ozzy Man!
Destination Fucked is the greatest phrased ever coined in my lifetime.
Fuck yes mate, FUCK YES! "We can bounce back from this!"
Later filed Bankruptcy.
czcams.com/video/SsK807T43NQ/video.html
I just made a video that is funny. At least it is to my small youtube community. Give me a chance 😀😀🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌
0:33 Actually, this is the venerable and sacred ritual of "Princess Tossing", which few Westerners ever get to see.
not what came up when I googles 'princess, tossing'
This is Taiwan? Hong Kong? Singapore? Nope, this kind of thing only happen in China. They are the only Chinese joker.
@@firefox6285 - just woke my wife up laughing at this comment. A+ my friend.
@@Vahn-xc1gc I think the only thing your parents taught you is Racism
"Most predictable video on CZcams"
Hahahaha..
Love you ozy
You are the highlight of my day watching AND listening to your comments.Well done👍👍😎 Keep them coming👍
The speed limit required to enter destination facked isn't very high is it?
Oddly enough it can be 0 mph/kph lol
every speed is the required speed!
czcams.com/video/SsK807T43NQ/video.html
Depends
They should sign the independence of Destination F Republic!
Yup state with fastest growing population
Well, they tried, but were sent to destination F and we never heard back
Just make sure it doesn't have oil
Legend has it destination fucked been invading another sovereign states and absolving then since the time of the first state ever and still counting.... counties send themselves to destination fucked 😂
Nah mate make it a country i’ll live in it
Saw this late and it made my monday! Cheers mate! Ill see you in destination F👍🏻👍🏻
Really really love the montage recap at the end! 🤣🤣
An unfinished footpath is a whole other level of evil 😂😂😂😂
As an ex-cyclist.....I really FELT that one!!! Lol
They both arrived!
@@Mortthemoose That face plant !!!
"That's fucked!"
Gravel was delicious 🤣
This is the best series on CZcams
i like how those men carrying the princess just stood watching their princess on the ground
... the little 're-cap' at the end is a GREAT touch!
As a Brit, the ruined cup of tea was especially offensive.
so was stealing a loaf of bread in your country 200 yrs ago
@@skarekrow2893 🤔
His narrative is offensive 😡
The stupidty shown on the video indeed is offensive
What are these replies-
Marry someone who's got as much faith in you as those blokes had in that crane's ability to keep its structural integrity while lifting a plane.
you marry someone who is funny pls
and successfully completed watching the whole series of destination F again!
Loved the recap
"Are you sure we shouldn't go and get the big crane?"
"Yeah nah, she'll be right mate".
Its always India with those construction fails XD , remember when they wanted to get the excavator on the boat? :P
@@bubeable yea it does always seem to be. I don't think they have any health and safety laws and if they do, they don't pay it any attention.
Neverending hope to lift things heavier than crane they are using. Characteristic to any banana republic.
Lol
Guys, you've gotta remember that India (and the rest of the South Asian subcontinent) is a bloody big place, most of it is rural/semi-rural, and much of it lacks a lot of the infrastructure and business investment that we take for granted in fully developed countries. Whenever you see a bunch of dudes enthusiastically making a mess of things, there's a very good chance that the badly overloaded crane/excavator/big truck is the only working one in the village and all the villages around it. The cost/time to bring one in from the nearest city makes it impossible. So if you need to lift a plane or get a digger to a site on the other side of that river, you just have to make do with what you have. Of course, it never helps if the Chief Fuckwit-In-Charge has no idea what he's doing... :)
If I don’t stop watching these video instead of homework, I too will be in Destination F..
DESTINATION FUCT! my all time favorite you tube shizznits thank you OZZY Man you got me chillen like...YEAH NAH! 😂
When life gives you lemons, take a trip to Destination F'ed.
I just want the prince's falling on loop for 10 minutes
The guy jumping off the boat is going to need a mid-strength beer and a Panadol
Yeah, you could tell that one hurt & he was just trying to play it off in front of the girls🤣🤣
I gotta admit, my liver hurt in sympathy with the guy.
Just stumbled on to your site. Luv it. Great narrative. Very educational. I’m making a list of things not to do and have removed many items from my bucket list. You have saved me a lot of trouble. Thx.
One of the best series yet!
Ozzy you're my hero dude thanks for helping with my anxiety and depression the last couple years bud, cheers!
Word Ozzy saved my ass with his commentaries
czcams.com/video/SsK807T43NQ/video.html
@@alyxmelanson1048 good feels 👍👍
For real the only thing that can interrupt my mindfulness practice is a trip to destination fucked.
"Yeelp, I'll have a cold glass of worries with a shot of ouchies aand a large serving of regret please."
😂 😂
Bloody marvellous commentary
This is the only thing that made me feel better today lol cheers and keep then coming
Ozzy as always curing depression. Thanks for the laughs mate.
For a short moment the plane was singing "I believe I can fly..."
Thanks for the laughs Ozzie.. Had a tough day at work😂😂😂
Omg this never gets old🤣🤣♥️
Helo beautiful, can we be friends here. I have viewed your profile, can we be friends here. Do you have WhatsApp?
“I’ll have a cold glass of worries with a shot of ouchies and a large serving of regrets please”
I dunno, the sledding one at the end was me throughout childhood...waiting breathlessly to hit that bump and go airborne! Good times 🌬❄☃️🌨
Same
Really good ones in this edition!
Destination F always is a JOY to watch!!!
A faceplant where your heels nearly touch your head is a good one.
We call that a scorpion!
@@chriskathol I was about to say the same thing lol
Yep the ol scorpion shout out to Rob Dyrdek
As a British person, we need to invade wherever that tea thing happened.
India?
You probably already have at some point.
sorry bro but we already did that and had them make the t-shirt
@@harvuk7729 Pfft invading something already hasn't stopped us from doing it again in the past, we can have another go! ☺
@@ApothecaryTerry Especially if tea is involved.
I thought that I was going to lose it when the tea went into the sea 🤣😂
You r awesome dude! Thanks for the laughs!
“When you do what you did, you get what you got.” Unknown
The wise one has spoken
underestimated comment
Pretty sure its a Henry Ford quote
When you comment what you want, you see what you commented
0:45
Me: this actually looks pretty fun, maybe I'll try it
(remembers what series this is)
Nevermind
Your commentary is a thing of beauty :)))
Ozzy man, you are the voice in our heads out loud!
‘I wonder if I’m a Disney Princess?”
Moments later
‘No I am not”
The people that got sent to Destination F'd make me feel ok about having a ok laid back life 90% of the time.
To the 10%'s, cheers🍻
Watching this, I wondered why I am not judgmental. Then I realized the only reason my own destination f'd moments are not documented on the internet, is I'm old enough that videoing things wasn't common then. Good stuff, love it.
The kid;s laughter towards the dad was sooo funny. He's been waiting for that moment his whole life. LOL
Last time I was this early Bobby Smurda wasn’t in jail
It's "Shmurda" and he was just released earlier this week... Good Ref!!
@@DrNothing23 No shit, sherlock
czcams.com/video/SsK807T43NQ/video.html
"It's hard to have hopes when cups of tea are send to destination f**ked" - ozzyman 2021
Can't be more accurate
The commentary is as good as the destination F'd F-ups. Brilliant!
love these series awesome