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  • čas přidán 28. 11. 2020
  • low effort GAMER copypasta I recorded in 1 take because it was 1:30AM 🙃
    original post by @josie_ferngrove on Twitter
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Komentáře • 22K

  • @AleksLe
    @AleksLe  Před 3 lety +24050

    hi gamers, i did not write the post in the vid, i only VOICE ACTED it because it was such a funny take.
    here's more screaming funny content you might enjoy: czcams.com/video/qmYdVIYUJsI/video.html

    • @TimJBucci
      @TimJBucci Před 3 lety +389

      That effort.... at the caps lock... was worthy of them ending in "!"

    • @lizzypoo0
      @lizzypoo0 Před 3 lety +40

      Ur a little bit late lol

    • @eteled_7777
      @eteled_7777 Před 3 lety +12

      "i did not write this" And so? Who cares about your robot fanfiction, you legit write those, frick off

    • @eteled_7777
      @eteled_7777 Před 3 lety +14

      nobody cares

    • @MischieviousJirachi
      @MischieviousJirachi Před 3 lety +436

      @@eteled_7777 Dude calm down

  • @santhoshsridhar5887
    @santhoshsridhar5887 Před 3 lety +18056

    "Mario is not a real game"
    Can't disagree with that, he's a character.

  • @mrsokolov8954
    @mrsokolov8954 Před 3 lety +2552

    "The most oppressed group of them all: *GAMERS* "

  • @JogVodka
    @JogVodka Před 7 měsíci +1566

    Light Yagami but instead of finding the Death Note he finds a copy of Halo 2 on the floor

    • @chocorokiss
      @chocorokiss Před 4 měsíci +153

      he kills his victims with heart attacks, not from the death note, but from screaming racial slurs at them in call of duty

    • @legitusername-zl7to
      @legitusername-zl7to Před 4 měsíci +29

      yagami backwards is imgay

    • @Guilty-Gearer-Does-Things
      @Guilty-Gearer-Does-Things Před 4 měsíci

      ​@@legitusername-zl7toUm actually it's Imagay

    • @DaKingKayden
      @DaKingKayden Před 2 měsíci +9

      ​@@legitusername-zl7to you mean "im a gay" cuz that seems to make more sense

    • @destroyer-clashroyale6918
      @destroyer-clashroyale6918 Před měsícem +5

      I came here after watching the Light clip

  • @anameofmine
    @anameofmine Před 6 měsíci +1440

    I remember watching this when it came out and thinking "akechi"
    3 years later and he voices THE MAIN CHARACTER OF PERSONA 3.
    WHAT

    • @plvto1
      @plvto1 Před 5 měsíci +21

      IKR?

    • @luqaas
      @luqaas Před 5 měsíci +17

      EXACTLY 😭 Thats why I came back

    • @DarkF4lcon
      @DarkF4lcon Před 4 měsíci

      Who is Atoshci?

    • @Ansytea
      @Ansytea Před 4 měsíci +5

      SAME I JUST REALIZED ITS THE SAME GUY 😭😭😭😭😭

    • @essonyoutube
      @essonyoutube Před 3 měsíci +3

      AND SUNG JINWOO???

  • @moshedmedia467
    @moshedmedia467 Před 3 lety +3041

    The typing:
    "That's nothing,"
    The voice actor:
    "THAT'S NOTHIINGG!"
    It fits better ngl

  • @Champiness
    @Champiness Před 3 lety +3744

    “Also DEAR WOMEN” hit me like a piece of shrapnel from a distant factory explosion

    • @jabby6709
      @jabby6709 Před 3 lety +219

      god I love oddly specific comments like this they radiate such cryptic energy

    • @jamie150741
      @jamie150741 Před 3 lety +35

      @@jabby6709 very well worded

    • @Liam-fd4uh
      @Liam-fd4uh Před 3 lety +2

      I'm using this simile next time I get the chance

    • @slimeplayz164
      @slimeplayz164 Před 3 lety +1

      A good original comment

    • @aliathif7778
      @aliathif7778 Před 3 lety +10

      shit hit me like i was jumped by Jack The Ripper in the 1700's

  • @ParakeetDSi
    @ParakeetDSi Před 6 měsíci +901

    Imagine Makoto breaking character and going on this rant

    • @adriansrsa90
      @adriansrsa90 Před 6 měsíci +157

      Its canon, this is his reaction to Junpei not having a PS2

    • @shiku6901
      @shiku6901 Před 5 měsíci +116

      ​@@adriansrsa90what Innocent Sin Online does to a mf

    • @warlordofbritannia
      @warlordofbritannia Před 5 měsíci +10

      The one thing he cares about is

    • @nordicohahah
      @nordicohahah Před 4 měsíci

      WHOO

    • @royaltinman2226
      @royaltinman2226 Před 3 měsíci +1

      Eiji ranting to Ichiban about Dragon Quest

  • @chillycandle2007
    @chillycandle2007 Před 6 měsíci +619

    Alternate Title:
    Makoto Yuki loses his shit about gamers.

    • @winster32
      @winster32 Před 5 měsíci +18

      *posted in the Apex 420 fri-*

    • @senny-
      @senny- Před 4 měsíci +21

      What Innocent Online does to a mf

    • @JustAFishBeingAFish
      @JustAFishBeingAFish Před 4 měsíci

      Who?

    • @chinsaw2727
      @chinsaw2727 Před 4 měsíci +16

      @@JustAFishBeingAFish
      The guy who voiced acted this became the English va for the main protagonist of Persona 3

    • @JustAFishBeingAFish
      @JustAFishBeingAFish Před 4 měsíci +2

      @@chinsaw2727 wow good for him

  • @TrollDude3
    @TrollDude3 Před rokem +13763

    Pokémon has grass. Animal Crossing has grass. The sims has grass. Mario has grass. Stardew Valley has grass.
    I think there's a pattern here.

  • @lateniteamearlymornpm2675
    @lateniteamearlymornpm2675 Před 3 lety +6674

    POV: Someone asked him if he played anything else other than a first person shooter/ battle royale game

    • @SevensMarkedSeven
      @SevensMarkedSeven Před 3 lety +94

      Lmaooo

    • @seebeyoundu
      @seebeyoundu Před 3 lety +25

      @@SevensMarkedSeven oh god I would never thort rhat I would see that face

    • @Merilirem
      @Merilirem Před 3 lety +243

      That really does seem to be the only stuff left once people finish saying whats "not a real game". I mean seriously, they think fast twitch is all there is to gaming and also need competition or it doesn't count.

    • @lateniteamearlymornpm2675
      @lateniteamearlymornpm2675 Před 3 lety +29

      @@Merilirem Spittin' nothing but FACTS

    • @cillianwatters5619
      @cillianwatters5619 Před 3 lety +21

      To be honest, besides Minecraft, Terraria and plants vs zombies all the games on my pc are fps games

  • @MelCMlol
    @MelCMlol Před 7 měsíci +401

    The text: Thats nothing 😐
    His voice: THATS NOTHINGGG!!!!👹👹

    • @thepotatoportal69
      @thepotatoportal69 Před 4 měsíci

      Exactly, this guy is NOT a real voice actor. NOT a real voice actor. If you don't say exactly what has been meticulously typed with a keyboard, exactly how it is written on your screen, you have no right to even THINK you are a voice actor. People are like "oh, I am adding my creative input to this text". You are a weak nobody who will never have nearly as much creativity and skill as the original writer. In fact, you will never even come close. Don't think your some kind of special "individual". You. Are. Nothing.
      Same goes for musicians. Same goes for dancers. Same goes for live actors. Same goes for this very comment. Do not read this comment in your head or out loud with your own voice or creative spin, only read it with MY voice and MY accent and the way _I_ intended it to be read.

    • @Nony_Amous101
      @Nony_Amous101 Před 13 dny +4

      Oh yeah, you could tell he put his heart and soul into it.

  • @heyfella5217
    @heyfella5217 Před 7 měsíci +148

    Stardew Valley fans reading this after mathmatically calculating how many days it would take to grow a pumpkin in mid-fall before the end of the season using super-grow soil so they can give Abigail a pumpkin to carve with her mom:

    • @pisspisser
      @pisspisser Před 2 měsíci +16

      thats not a REAL game since you cant get into a mic and scream slurs 🙄

    • @viktorthevictor6240
      @viktorthevictor6240 Před měsícem +2

      ​@@pisspisser
      Ikr?

  • @chairmeme6231
    @chairmeme6231 Před 3 lety +8199

    The guy who wrote that probably has a ego so dense and purified that it counts as a element on the periodic table.

    • @interstelllar1888
      @interstelllar1888 Před 3 lety +885

      Hey there buddy ! Pardon the intrusion but I’d just like to point out the fact that you’ve made one of the most perfect insults I’ve ever seen in my entire life and I appreciate it.

    • @user-jc5xs1fr4l
      @user-jc5xs1fr4l Před 3 lety +277

      My crystal ball says..
      In the far future, this comment will bathe in likes.

    • @kaiserbeaver1980
      @kaiserbeaver1980 Před 3 lety +221

      I think this would've gone to r/murderedbywords

    • @zachb4148
      @zachb4148 Před 3 lety +125

      He probably buys full price ea games and the cries about micro transactions

    • @Toad-Bit_Games
      @Toad-Bit_Games Před 3 lety +123

      People like him are the reason that motor oil containers have a DO NOT INGEST label on them

  • @webbywebster7646
    @webbywebster7646 Před 3 lety +2517

    I shut down when he hit me with a “DEAR WOMEN”

  • @Gustavozxd13
    @Gustavozxd13 Před 8 měsíci +169

    I really feel like I'm supposed to do a boss fight against this guy right after his speech ends

    • @alexplaysandedits2356
      @alexplaysandedits2356 Před měsícem

      Agreed with you there.

    • @Champiness
      @Champiness Před měsícem +2

      He’s, like, suiting up and activating different weapons he’ll use in the fight as he progresses through the monologue

    • @ryder1245
      @ryder1245 Před měsícem +2

      And it will be easy to beat him, just open the windows

    • @therealmanguyman
      @therealmanguyman Před 8 dny +2

      he is like the fakeout boss that dies immediately.

  • @warlordofbritannia
    @warlordofbritannia Před 5 měsíci +248

    Yukari: “Hey Door-kun, wanna play Mario Kart with me and Junpei?”
    Makoto:

    • @masterblaster2678
      @masterblaster2678 Před 4 měsíci +18

      Now I want an animation of Makoto going "Dear Women" on Mitsuru, Yukari and Aigis and all the social links instantly reverse

    • @warlordofbritannia
      @warlordofbritannia Před 4 měsíci +5

      @@masterblaster2678
      I find your lack of Fuuka…disappointing.

    • @masterblaster2678
      @masterblaster2678 Před 4 měsíci +2

      @@warlordofbritannia I was thinking they'd wail on him afterwards but fair enough, I will accept my retribution :

    • @warlordofbritannia
      @warlordofbritannia Před 4 měsíci +7

      @@masterblaster2678 Turns out Fuuka is an *extremely* competitive Mario Kart player

  • @harmoen
    @harmoen Před rokem +8946

    I assume he's a super wholesome teammate who stays calm when he doesn't win

    • @pickleBOB405
      @pickleBOB405 Před rokem +184

      💀 💀

    • @sarii_p1697
      @sarii_p1697 Před rokem +344

      I imagine he types ggwp at the end of his matches

    • @ma.2089
      @ma.2089 Před rokem +350

      I also assume he takes accountability for when he costs his team the game, and doesn’t blame/scapegoat on others

    • @pancakes4795
      @pancakes4795 Před rokem +244

      i assume that this person goes outside frequently and has lots of friends!

    • @mangyo7675
      @mangyo7675 Před rokem +90

      Calm and reasonable person, just like Kratos

  • @TaxEvader75
    @TaxEvader75 Před 3 lety +1538

    “Maybe not all donkeys should talk.”
    -Shrek

  • @TheGobMSM
    @TheGobMSM Před 7 měsíci +168

    Bro, Berdly had enough💀💀💀

  • @thesorkiki
    @thesorkiki Před 6 měsíci +78

    "Mario is not a real game" is crazy the original smb brought back gaming

  • @gametram6139
    @gametram6139 Před rokem +5700

    The “DEAR WOMEN” of this being delivered with that specific tone perfectly encapsulates the energy of this guy.

    • @psfmEnvixinite
      @psfmEnvixinite Před 9 měsíci +210

      "DEER, WEMEN."

    • @Axodus
      @Axodus Před 9 měsíci +33

      "DEAR ALL WOMEN"

    • @mattgroening8872
      @mattgroening8872 Před 8 měsíci +83

      Deer women 😍😍😍

    • @bwu45
      @bwu45 Před 8 měsíci +3

      @@mattgroening8872????

    • @thesyndicatebruh
      @thesyndicatebruh Před 8 měsíci +26

      ​@@mattgroening8872whoa brother whoa whoa whoa you got too much dip on your chip

  • @akiravelicka8363
    @akiravelicka8363 Před 3 lety +8188

    Jokes aside, Jesus this voice acting is just unforgiving

    • @LogansDarling
      @LogansDarling Před 3 lety +364

      Jokes aside, who tf says “Jokes apart”?

    • @rem4.r
      @rem4.r Před 3 lety +181

      @@LogansDarling this guy said it lol

    • @izellaah
      @izellaah Před 3 lety +102

      @@LogansDarling imma start saying jokes apart

    • @polkadi
      @polkadi Před 3 lety +163

      You can really feel that Gamer™ energy in his voice, it's amazing.

    • @sanatoriumnugget6598
      @sanatoriumnugget6598 Před 3 lety +4

      Jokes apart? Are you stupid

  • @At40640
    @At40640 Před 8 měsíci +30

    I love how op said Mario isn’t a real game when his first few games essentially resurrected the entire industry in the 80’s.
    Btw the voice acting was fenomenal. Bet he sounded EXACTLY like that when typing

  • @ivythealiencat
    @ivythealiencat Před 7 měsíci +71

    "a real game needs challange and skill"
    Bro never went fishing in stardew valley 💀💀💀

    • @pastelgalaxy123
      @pastelgalaxy123 Před 4 měsíci

      this is so real

    • @annaplaysandsings
      @annaplaysandsings Před 3 měsíci +3

      Yeah, I exclusively use the training rod in my main save. I'm in year three and have already unlocked the casino.

    • @digitmidget6973
      @digitmidget6973 Před měsícem +1

      Stardew valley has the best fishing mechanics imo. Its the only game I've played where fishing isn't extremely boring.

    • @therealmanguyman
      @therealmanguyman Před 8 dny

      as somebody who has never played stardew valley, should i play it? seems stressful and im not the type of person to want to 100% games.

    • @ivythealiencat
      @ivythealiencat Před 8 dny

      @@therealmanguyman stardew isnt actually that stressful compared to most games its like a comfort game

  • @beewilson5555
    @beewilson5555 Před 3 lety +821

    For a second I thought it was over, but then this guy came back in with "DEAR WOMEN" and sent me into cardiac arrest

    • @AlphaC0re
      @AlphaC0re Před 3 lety +13

      Dear women, because only women play Pokémon I guess (???)

    • @euanlough8242
      @euanlough8242 Před 3 lety

      Sorry I can't like cos 420 LOL

    • @JMPD478
      @JMPD478 Před 3 lety

      @@AlphaC0re lol some play others

    • @erniemaemalle1244
      @erniemaemalle1244 Před 3 lety +2

      @@AlphaC0re i play purble place

    • @AlphaC0re
      @AlphaC0re Před 3 lety

      Can’t believe I have to explain this, but in my reply I was satirising the gatekeeper in the video

  • @Hope-gf6lr
    @Hope-gf6lr Před 3 lety +3388

    The "DEAR WOMEN" HAD ME CRYING ON THE FLOOR

  • @turtlefalcon5546
    @turtlefalcon5546 Před 2 měsíci +29

    “All of the actual gamers”
    All of the actual gamers would like to disown this guy please

    • @glitchydoll
      @glitchydoll Před měsícem +4

      Can’t. Unfortunately, (fortunately), this man is a rare, endangered species of gamer. He must be preserved. For science.

    • @turtlefalcon5546
      @turtlefalcon5546 Před měsícem

      @@glitchydoll I mean I guess if it’s for science

    • @Spamton.No.1RatedSalesman1997
      @Spamton.No.1RatedSalesman1997 Před měsícem

      @@glitchydollcurrently attempting to contain them

  • @CottenTheDino
    @CottenTheDino Před 8 měsíci +112

    a gamer is anyone that plays games on a regular basis

    • @isuliau1257
      @isuliau1257 Před 6 měsíci +15

      fact, not even on a regular basis, a gamer is anyone that plays games.

    • @danielleonsantosfreitas1180
      @danielleonsantosfreitas1180 Před 5 měsíci +9

      ​@@isuliau1257It's very simple why they want so much to have the title of true gamers, Gamers were and still are considered a category of nerds At the time in a niche where people who treated games and technology as a hobby were mocked, now that nerd culture has become mainstream, and various types of people have become interested in the area Which in the past was very rare, like extroverted women and men, a tendency to criticize these people for not being true gamers or nerds who already had this as a hobby before mainstream.

    • @isuliau1257
      @isuliau1257 Před 5 měsíci +3

      @@danielleonsantosfreitas1180 thank you for the explanation :)

    • @danielleonsantosfreitas1180
      @danielleonsantosfreitas1180 Před 5 měsíci +5

      @@isuliau1257 You are welcome Bro i do not agree with these type of gamers, more people equals more Fun.

    • @isuliau1257
      @isuliau1257 Před 4 měsíci

      @thegaminglord5809 based

  • @Deathranger999
    @Deathranger999 Před 3 lety +4312

    “That’s nothing” Dumbledore said calmly.

  • @jellybrain7320
    @jellybrain7320 Před 6 měsíci +41

    I love how you put maximum effort into making him sound like what he actually sounds irl!

  • @artyzara1799
    @artyzara1799 Před 6 měsíci +26

    The dedication to this was absolutely incredible. My respect for Aleks as a voice artist has just skyrocketed immensely.

  • @FilosofiadiCazzeggio
    @FilosofiadiCazzeggio Před 3 lety +1487

    This has high Light Yagami having a Kira breakdown energy

    • @Exceed_HS
      @Exceed_HS Před 3 lety +76

      Well I mean this is Zenitsu’s English VA

    • @themustardman219
      @themustardman219 Před 3 lety +54

      More like Akechi having a psychotic breakdown.

    • @broboy8788
      @broboy8788 Před 3 lety +19

      This reminds me to much of Nagito Komeada

    • @juliamavroidi8601
      @juliamavroidi8601 Před 3 lety +46

      Death Note where everything is the same, but instead of criminals Light is killing "fake" gamers

    • @akirakure6474
      @akirakure6474 Před 3 lety

      @@themustardman219 agreed

  • @nervumadmin3738
    @nervumadmin3738 Před 3 lety +2739

    "Who is your favourite villain?"
    "Real gamer"

  • @cheesybutters5053
    @cheesybutters5053 Před 6 měsíci +77

    Voice actor for the protagonist in persona 3 reload everybody

  • @moon3117
    @moon3117 Před 6 měsíci +49

    I was imagining Akechi saying this until the dear women part

  • @keithmoussa1609
    @keithmoussa1609 Před 3 lety +1621

    1:15 Voice acting so raw and so intense he had to channel Toad into his body to convey the weight of this part

  • @bapehd7717
    @bapehd7717 Před 3 lety +9243

    This guy put his actual body and lungs into this performance, gmfd

    • @MiyuuisSleepy
      @MiyuuisSleepy Před 3 lety +301

      He's an actual voice actor so it's to be expected

    • @chlozentimes
      @chlozentimes Před 3 lety +83

      He’s an incredible voice actor

    • @Entei707
      @Entei707 Před 3 lety +7

      @Atua is Watching duh i knew that

    • @MiyuuisSleepy
      @MiyuuisSleepy Před 3 lety +21

      @@Entei707 Aleks Le
      It's literally the name of the channel

    • @rurumuhelsi5561
      @rurumuhelsi5561 Před 3 lety +11

      this sounds like it’s more than just a performance.
      and that’s the best part

  • @m1bl4n
    @m1bl4n Před 3 měsíci +19

    No, you’re NOT a real incel.
    No, you’re NOT a real incel.
    I’m so sick of all these people that think they’re incels. No, you’re not. Most of you are not even close to being incels. I see these people saying “I groomed over 100 kids on Discord, it’s great!” that’s nothing, most of us can easily put 300+ hours on 4chan. I see people who only have a Reddit account and claim to be incels. Come talk to me when you pick up a 12 year old, then we be friends.
    Also DEAR ALL REDDITORS: trollface is not a real meme. Me Gusta is not a real meme. Big Chungus is not a real meme. Ugandan Knuckles is not a real meme. Ice Age Baby is not a real meme. Minions are NOT.REAL.MEMES. put down the normie memes and post something that requires irony and brainrot for once.
    Sincerely, all of the ACTUAL incels.

  • @lunaa764
    @lunaa764 Před 2 měsíci +5

    I started cracking up as soon as it got to "Also, DEAR WOMEN" 😭😭😭 I didn't even have to finish it, I just knew this was gold.

  • @thespaceofades2734
    @thespaceofades2734 Před 2 lety +2716

    The idea of saying "DEAR WOMEN" is already really funny by itself, but the delivery here makes it even better.

  • @kaan61
    @kaan61 Před 3 lety +8059

    No joke this guys acting is terrifyingly good

    • @HNY-B
      @HNY-B Před 3 lety +65

      Oh fr

    • @beboronator
      @beboronator Před 3 lety +88

      @Mr. Bruh the King of Bababooey he is a youtuber he can't

    • @Cabalex
      @Cabalex Před 3 lety +286

      I swear this has cutscene energy lmao

    • @salj.5459
      @salj.5459 Před 3 lety +283

      He's a pro voice actor, no jo'e

    • @williamsonyenezi7139
      @williamsonyenezi7139 Před 3 lety +181

      He also voices zenitsu english dub in demon slayer

  • @samtheg1801
    @samtheg1801 Před 8 měsíci +37

    He didn't have a PS5 before it came out? SOMEONE isnt a real gamer.

  • @ImNotDragoon
    @ImNotDragoon Před 6 měsíci +23

    in my eyes this post is Makoto taking to the internet after his online gf dissappears and the MMO they played on shuts down

  • @luisgonzalezramos4111
    @luisgonzalezramos4111 Před 3 lety +1462

    "Stardew Valley os not a real game"
    Yoba took this personally

    • @noctysm1530
      @noctysm1530 Před 3 lety +15

      I hope to Yoba he didn't post that on a friday

    • @Emihana
      @Emihana Před 3 lety +2

      Felt

    • @LilyCandyPop3658
      @LilyCandyPop3658 Před 3 lety +37

      They said Stardew Valley is a game that didn't require skill, they havn't tried fishing in it yet.

    • @CENB71
      @CENB71 Před 3 lety

      It's a work sim

    • @Me-io3wg
      @Me-io3wg Před 3 lety +1

      @@LilyCandyPop3658 wait until you see those stupid goddamn legendary fish

  • @WanderSeth
    @WanderSeth Před 9 měsíci +4042

    You could tell he’s a fake gamer because there wasn’t a single slur

  • @Fisticutz
    @Fisticutz Před 5 měsíci +29

    "Dear women" and he said all of my fav games

  • @justaguy2182
    @justaguy2182 Před 6 měsíci +14

    Man Akechi was over it I guess

  • @newspaper_stand
    @newspaper_stand Před 2 lety +973

    "DEAR WOMEN:" and THAT is where this copy pasta went from good to great

    • @grillygrilly
      @grillygrilly Před 2 lety +8

      Yeah, but some people got genuinely mad at him for that.

    • @newspaper_stand
      @newspaper_stand Před 2 lety +133

      @@grillygrilly him the writer of the post or the guy reading it? because if it's the writer of the post i mean yeah obviously that's just blatant sexism. But if it's the voice actor then wtf.

    • @grillygrilly
      @grillygrilly Před 2 lety +12

      @@newspaper_stand "Blatant sexism" is an exaggeration.

    • @thatitalianlameguy2235
      @thatitalianlameguy2235 Před rokem +17

      @@newspaper_stand blatant basedness

    • @neuroatypicalkirby2
      @neuroatypicalkirby2 Před rokem +96

      @@thatitalianlameguy2235 blatant signs that you should go outside

  • @michaelouzts4290
    @michaelouzts4290 Před rokem +4958

    this isn't just gatekeeping, this is standing guard with heavy weaponry

    • @returnedtomonkey8886
      @returnedtomonkey8886 Před rokem +261

      It's a goddamn last stand.
      When the anime character decides to stay behind and hold off the evil pursuers so the good guys can keep going.
      HE'S HANGE FROM AOT! Except that can't be because hange is a woman. And WOMEN. ARE NOT. GAMERS. REEEEEEEEEE

    • @StarboyXL9
      @StarboyXL9 Před rokem +21

      Sounds based

    • @irafoo
      @irafoo Před rokem +87

      This isn’t just gatekeeping, this isn’t just a standing guard with heavy weaponry, it’s Fort Knox level security

    • @jackdalton9133
      @jackdalton9133 Před rokem +11

      It isnt gatekeeping its just facts

    • @bonnjust4001
      @bonnjust4001 Před rokem +110

      ​@@jackdalton9133🤓

  • @kuronblue
    @kuronblue Před 6 měsíci +17

    The amount of dedication you put into the voice acting, gotta love it

  • @mr.dosntknowalot7118
    @mr.dosntknowalot7118 Před 6 měsíci +13

    Berdly in chapter 2 of deltarune

    • @Freckolwiishees
      @Freckolwiishees Před 6 měsíci

      I WAS GONNA SAY THAT LOOOL
      (i love Berdly lol)

  • @The_Horizon
    @The_Horizon Před 3 lety +26038

    12 year olds on XBox live when you kill them:

    • @porgieandcorkie2899
      @porgieandcorkie2899 Před 3 lety +165

      The legend

    • @JahoSelamaj
      @JahoSelamaj Před 3 lety +246

      This is true. Some fortnite kids rage compilation

    • @nomirakuru
      @nomirakuru Před 3 lety +14

      how does that even make sense

    • @Adri-oy8si
      @Adri-oy8si Před 3 lety +28

      @The Horizon. Alright this is enough I've found you in a coment section in a random video 10 times in a row now. The youtube algorithm is doing it's job pretty well.

    • @Xedrie
      @Xedrie Před 3 lety

      ok

  • @thebelovedlion2208
    @thebelovedlion2208 Před 2 lety +3343

    "Mario is not a real game."
    Mario, being one of the first gaming icons: What-a de faak??

    • @flow185
      @flow185 Před 2 lety +151

      Chris Pratt being dissapointed rn

    • @alexandergazmen3126
      @alexandergazmen3126 Před 2 lety +340

      Mario is literally the Jesus of video games. without him, there wouldn't be any video games.

    • @O-bearer-mine
      @O-bearer-mine Před 2 lety +47

      Grandmaster galaxy from Mario galaxy 2 is pointing and laughing rn
      That shit was hard

    • @goroakechi2216
      @goroakechi2216 Před 2 lety +12

      @@alexandergazmen3126 no there will but just not by mario

    • @alexandergazmen3126
      @alexandergazmen3126 Před 2 lety +111

      @@goroakechi2216 there wouldn't have been video games without Mario. when video games first dropped, no one saw the point until Super Mario Bros. came along. it was nothing like anyone had ever seen, a game with some actually fun design, amazing graphics (they may look bad now but they were revolutionary when the game came out), and a bit of a bigger story.
      but long story short, anyone who actually has proper respect for the gaming industry would not look at Mario and say "what a garbage series", whether or not you like or dislike his games.

  • @krystallinhart1030
    @krystallinhart1030 Před 4 měsíci +10

    Makoto after yukari said that he needs to get off innocent sin online

  • @mikhagamingworld
    @mikhagamingworld Před měsícem +3

    I like how the voice slowly turns from Light Yagami to Lemongrab

  • @gustavo_colombini
    @gustavo_colombini Před 3 lety +38391

    yall dont get it, dudes just salty he didnt get a switch for christmas

    • @spikey288
      @spikey288 Před 3 lety +293

      Nah but in all seriousness if the only games you've played are on the switch, you aren't a gamer 😂

    • @VALLMG.
      @VALLMG. Před 3 lety +1302

      @@spikey288 Splatoon?? It Has Guns, Kinda

    • @spikey288
      @spikey288 Před 3 lety +78

      @@VALLMG. Splatoon?! Omg get outta here XD

    • @macintoshcomputingdevice8016
      @macintoshcomputingdevice8016 Před 3 lety +2108

      @@spikey288 Nah stop gatekeeping, you're a gamer if you enjoy video games, even on Switch.

    • @spikey288
      @spikey288 Před 3 lety +106

      @@macintoshcomputingdevice8016 I'm joking lol

  • @alexandriteproductions6864
    @alexandriteproductions6864 Před 3 lety +4585

    Plot twist: this isn’t a copypasta, this is Aleks’s own post

    • @kenpenny53
      @kenpenny53 Před 3 lety +6

      How did you know

    • @user-py2ov4lg3b
      @user-py2ov4lg3b Před 3 lety +76

      @@kenpenny53 because its his voice you donut

    • @Parker_Lot
      @Parker_Lot Před 3 lety +29

      Zenitsu is an incel confirmed

    • @username-zu1mf
      @username-zu1mf Před 3 lety +8

      @@Parker_Lot yeah that was pretty obvious

    • @ms.pirate
      @ms.pirate Před 3 lety +1

      Finally, i found the original to give comments and likes

  • @potato1674
    @potato1674 Před 20 dny +3

    I swear in this Video Aleks Le canneled his inner Goro Akechi
    The similarity in Voice acting is impeccable

  • @AK-Drakoin
    @AK-Drakoin Před měsícem +4

    As a woman
    I’m just gonna keep spending hours in the character customizer
    Looking at all the doggos and trying to pet them
    Taking care of the baby
    And making sure all the NPCs are happy
    In one of my favorite games of all time-
    *BLOODBORNE*
    While calling myself a gamer
    Just to spite this man

    • @someone-ch7lq
      @someone-ch7lq Před měsícem

      the creator of the video did not write this "copypasta"

    • @AK-Drakoin
      @AK-Drakoin Před měsícem +1

      @@someone-ch7lq no shit sherlock

    • @AK-Drakoin
      @AK-Drakoin Před měsícem

      @@someone-ch7lq no shit Sherlock.

    • @someone-ch7lq
      @someone-ch7lq Před měsícem

      @@AK-Drakoin
      you okay dude ?
      no need to be riled up sis !

  • @achilles8023
    @achilles8023 Před 3 lety +18833

    this is EXACTLY how i imagine people typing these out when i read them. mans put his entire being into this one copypasta

    • @r8dio908
      @r8dio908 Před 3 lety +195

      i imagine a fat neckbeard with a lazy eye and a speech inpediement struggling to rant about how they're better than everyone else

    • @r8dio908
      @r8dio908 Před 3 lety +41

      @@SquidSushi123 yes

    • @yaelthehumanbeing
      @yaelthehumanbeing Před 3 lety +6

      exactly

    • @bookandquill9571
      @bookandquill9571 Před 3 lety +1

      I adore your pfp

    • @MrcreeperDXD777
      @MrcreeperDXD777 Před 3 lety +4

      @@r8dio908 league of legends try hard

  • @thecpmr6276
    @thecpmr6276 Před 3 lety +2548

    Also DEAR WOMEN:
    *Here we go.*

    • @patrickstar-vf7fx
      @patrickstar-vf7fx Před 3 lety +59

      Someone go get the cross

    • @squishyty918
      @squishyty918 Před 3 lety +73

      That’s how you know they’re a real real real gamer

    • @microwaev
      @microwaev Před 3 lety +87

      You know they are a real gamer when they have never touched a woman

    • @maxerduster
      @maxerduster Před 3 lety +68

      Steps to becoming a gamer:racism,sexism,virginity. These 3 elements that make anyone a real gamer.

    • @stopreplyingtomyoldcommentsomg
      @stopreplyingtomyoldcommentsomg Před 3 lety +4

      @@patrickstar-vf7fx here i am

  • @pinkcottoncandy5198
    @pinkcottoncandy5198 Před 5 měsíci +10

    I can't believe makoto was a real gamer all this time

  • @slashshorts
    @slashshorts Před 3 měsíci +10

    Bro turned into zenitsu for a minute

  • @francreeps4509
    @francreeps4509 Před 3 lety +6660

    The post itself was cringe but this guy sounded like he put his entire soul (and someone else's soul) into the screams and manic laughter. I am terrified.

  • @cavejohnsongaming1972
    @cavejohnsongaming1972 Před 3 lety +472

    “Mario is not a real game” without Mario we wouldn’t be here
    Edit: Mario brother turtle lizard combat portal two

    • @riccc_3996
      @riccc_3996 Před 3 lety

      Kinda no but yes

    • @amongoose402
      @amongoose402 Před 3 lety +32

      @@riccc_3996 yes*

    • @RudeusFM
      @RudeusFM Před 3 lety +41

      @@riccc_3996 actually, yes, after atari fucked up with E.T the video game industry was almost dead, until nintendo released super mario bros, without mario things would be a lot different

    • @cavejohnsongaming1972
      @cavejohnsongaming1972 Před 3 lety +3

      Italian plumber mushroom turtle combat

    • @DirtL
      @DirtL Před 3 lety

      @Red assassin Gaming444 I hope you're joking

  • @Vetmire
    @Vetmire Před 8 měsíci +34

    Man basically just said "you're not a gamer unless you're exactly like me"

  • @julioomega96
    @julioomega96 Před 3 měsíci +9

    Knowing this is Akechi, I bought Persona 5 royal on my switch just to trigger him even further.

    • @banjofan64
      @banjofan64 Před 3 měsíci +8

      ...Akechi is Robbie Daymond, not Aleks Lee

    • @jouheikisaragi6075
      @jouheikisaragi6075 Před 3 měsíci +6

      This is P3MC's VA. His remake isn't in switch.

  • @syberdubno2394
    @syberdubno2394 Před 3 lety +2181

    The fact that this is the official zenitsu VA makes it to much better

  • @natebit7167
    @natebit7167 Před 3 lety +883

    The “Also DEAR WOMEN” part makes me lose it every time

    • @just_another_person_who_li4675
      @just_another_person_who_li4675 Před 3 lety +25

      Literally everybody can play those games. Im here vibin with mc education edition and fruit ninja

    • @dabelli3818
      @dabelli3818 Před 3 lety +24

      Mario is litteraly one of the first videogames, when the gamers where seen as nerds and awkward. I don't think this guy is an ACTUAL gamer™

    • @isweartofuckinggod
      @isweartofuckinggod Před 3 lety +29

      DEAR WOMEN: why won't any of you sleep with me? am i not a literal gamer alpha god?!

    • @giantpinkcat
      @giantpinkcat Před 3 lety +2

      @@isweartofuckinggod
      Incels be like

    • @violetsparkles5453
      @violetsparkles5453 Před 3 lety +2

      @@isweartofuckinggod Dear women: why are you so vapid and not like the things I like?
      But when you like the things I like you are FAKE

  • @DallyLama93
    @DallyLama93 Před 8 měsíci +7

    Calmest and most polite male gamer ever.

  • @AvoidedOrc36584
    @AvoidedOrc36584 Před 4 měsíci +6

    "Hey Yuki. We're all playing Mario Party tonight as a celebration of beating that Shadow last night. Yamagishi is letting us borrow her Wii that she plays Animal Crossing on.Wanna join?"
    Makoto:

  • @glonkerdonker132
    @glonkerdonker132 Před 3 lety +1369

    "MARIO Is NOT a game"
    *mario is about to do something very illegal*

  • @nobodyeverinhistory
    @nobodyeverinhistory Před 3 lety +4137

    "... Dumbledore said calmly."

  • @imruka530
    @imruka530 Před 7 měsíci +19

    Goro Akechi

  • @Joe-Ligma69
    @Joe-Ligma69 Před 6 měsíci +14

    Eiji decided to start playing game 🤯🤯

  • @NecrpotatoIndeed
    @NecrpotatoIndeed Před 3 lety +735

    "sincerely, all of the ACTUAL gamers"
    The statistics show otherwise.

    • @Unknown19.19
      @Unknown19.19 Před 3 lety +29

      when he said we all have 300+ hours i looked at i game i had played for 4 years with only 345 hours

    • @Me-io3wg
      @Me-io3wg Před 3 lety +28

      @@Unknown19.19 I know a dude who's been playing terraria since he was like 10 and he has like 400 hours, tf kind of time does OP have

    • @Unknown19.19
      @Unknown19.19 Před 3 lety +3

      How old is he now?

    • @Me-io3wg
      @Me-io3wg Před 3 lety +2

      @@Unknown19.19 turning 16 in a couple of months

    • @arcjacker2628
      @arcjacker2628 Před 3 lety +10

      Seeing these replies made me feel like a degenerate for getting 850 hours in Gary’s mod in six years

  • @kadius9251
    @kadius9251 Před 3 lety +462

    POV: You‘ve never played any non-battle Royale game before in your life

    • @brittanynguyen3794
      @brittanynguyen3794 Před 3 lety +12

      POV: you quit battle royal games

    • @blackheartzerotheundergrou3225
      @blackheartzerotheundergrou3225 Před 3 lety +23

      I have never seen the appeal in those kinds of games. I'm already crap at shooters, why would I wanna play one where I can only die once? I wouldn't stand a chance!
      I even lost interest in Fortnite when I learned that it was gonna be a Battle Royale game and not a Zombie Survival game like I thought it was based on a trailer I watched.

    • @killaship
      @killaship Před 3 lety +4

      Battle Royales ARE NOT REAL GAMES!!!!!

    • @gokusoloscope
      @gokusoloscope Před 3 lety +1

      POV: You see POV used wrongfully

    • @idkrossplay
      @idkrossplay Před 3 lety +4

      @@blackheartzerotheundergrou3225 it is a zombie survival game, the battle royale mode is free, that's why it's so popular compared to the Save the World mode

  • @armintargaryen9216
    @armintargaryen9216 Před 6 měsíci +36

    DEAR WOMEN: *proceeds to cite some of the most fun and best crafted game franchises ever, and also Pokémon

  • @eticket48
    @eticket48 Před 6 měsíci +10

    Bro to think the dude who voiced this is the same guy who voiced the protagonist in P3:R
    Now that’s talent

  • @landonhagan450
    @landonhagan450 Před rokem +3457

    I would love a version of this where the "X is not a real game" section just keeps on going forever until it's impossible to get an idea of what a real game is supposed to be.

    • @bobbodaskank
      @bobbodaskank Před rokem +637

      CHESS is not a real game! ZELDA is not a real game. SPIDERMAN ELSA BABY C SECTION DENTIST is not a real game! BACKGAMMON is not a real game. APEX LEGENDS is not a real game! CALVINBALL is not a real game!

    • @Konpekikaminari
      @Konpekikaminari Před rokem +369

      ​@@bobbodaskank I am horrified by the implication in your reply that "Spiderman Elsa baby C section dentist" is a thing that exists

    •  Před rokem +98

      ​@@Konpekikaminari remember elsagate?

    • @Konpekikaminari
      @Konpekikaminari Před rokem +18

      @ no?

    •  Před rokem +143

      @@Konpekikaminari what you described was a tuesday during elsagate.

  • @goldenchairgrenade3279
    @goldenchairgrenade3279 Před 3 lety +8721

    This guys logic is "if it has no gun, it isnt fun".

  • @fishboyFishyFins
    @fishboyFishyFins Před 8 měsíci +7

    I don’t know what’s worse: the act of me rewatching this video over and over again or the fact that I laugh every time

  • @satellizard346
    @satellizard346 Před 8 měsíci +13

    This dudes mom is never getting grandkids.

  • @aaronl19
    @aaronl19 Před 3 lety +1846

    You know when you see *”Dear Women”* shits about to get real

  • @youarenowawarepodcast8896
    @youarenowawarepodcast8896 Před 3 lety +1496

    Me: this can’t get any funnier. This hurts of how sad and funny this is.
    Reader: “Dear Women-“

    • @antekknapek4635
      @antekknapek4635 Před 3 lety +58

      *WHEEEEZZZZEEEE*

    • @ChristianVazquez12
      @ChristianVazquez12 Před 3 lety +82

      As a guy who plays Pokémon, Animal Crossing and Stardew Valley: lmao

    • @rinrin4711
      @rinrin4711 Před 3 lety +10

      @@antekknapek4635, can tell from your pfp

    • @okjustdont6713
      @okjustdont6713 Před 3 lety +1

      @@rinrin4711 from your name and pfp I can tell your not a real gamer.

    • @rinrin4711
      @rinrin4711 Před 3 lety +4

      @@okjustdont6713, well, I play only one game on a daily basis, but I spent around 3,500 hours in it.

  • @StafkiGTN
    @StafkiGTN Před 6 měsíci +6

    I can't unhear it as goro akechi..

    • @compyguy
      @compyguy Před 6 měsíci +1

      It's the type of thing Robbie Daymond would read too, yeah

    • @MochaBunnyno-qy3qm
      @MochaBunnyno-qy3qm Před 6 měsíci +1

      This guy apparently voices the MC in P3Re

  • @MaryyInsertSomethingHere
    @MaryyInsertSomethingHere Před 7 měsíci +38

    Imagine if bro heard about kirby💀

  • @jh89g8icxhas08
    @jh89g8icxhas08 Před rokem +3216

    1:03 man i can't believe Mario was just a mass hallucination for all these years

    • @DrFuntimes
      @DrFuntimes Před rokem +91

      Hey Mario is just a character not a game

    • @smaethesmae5184
      @smaethesmae5184 Před rokem +71

      Mario isn't real

    • @kiwiboard
      @kiwiboard Před rokem +64

      M isn’t real

    • @dankultimate3929
      @dankultimate3929 Před rokem +10

      ​@@kiwiboard isn't real

    • @Vyz3r
      @Vyz3r Před rokem +47

      What are you talking about? Mario is just a movie and they released games based on the movie.

  • @mmgmagic
    @mmgmagic Před 3 lety +2601

    *Game: Doesn't have gun.*
    Alex: THIS IS NOT A GAME!!!

    • @jelly_fish764
      @jelly_fish764 Před 3 lety +47

      Hey Terraria counts then lol

    • @helloiamnotabot1845
      @helloiamnotabot1845 Před 3 lety +11

      Minecraft counts too lol

    • @mmgmagic
      @mmgmagic Před 3 lety +46

      @@helloiamnotabot1845 Minecraft doesn't have guns. The nearest to that are bows.

    • @mylescoleman2493
      @mylescoleman2493 Před 3 lety +42

      @@mmgmagic Minecraft gun fortnite gamer mod awesome fun 😎

    • @kiwi_2_official
      @kiwi_2_official Před 3 lety +1

      @@jelly_fish764 terraria has guns sort of

  • @reg7754
    @reg7754 Před 5 měsíci +7

    Picturing Makoto saying this💀

    • @royaltinman2226
      @royaltinman2226 Před 5 měsíci +5

      He can easily put 300+ hours in innocent sin online

  • @HammerHead226
    @HammerHead226 Před 6 měsíci +3

    stand back men, this is what insanity looks like, we must think of this as a cautionary tale

  • @DaymanOurSavior
    @DaymanOurSavior Před 3 lety +14650

    THAEEAAATT'S NAHHHTHINGGGG

    • @guti-xk4qf
      @guti-xk4qf Před 3 lety +51

      Why can i actually imagine zenitsu saying this if he was born in the 2000s

    • @chainuser7401
      @chainuser7401 Před 3 lety +7

      I’m replying because this is a verified acc so yeah

    • @farisaniq1415
      @farisaniq1415 Před 3 lety +2

      Hey! A meme channel

    • @VanillaTried
      @VanillaTried Před 3 lety +5

      @@had0j did you know, verified people also breathes.

    • @Xedrie
      @Xedrie Před 3 lety +5

      i am gaymer

  • @EVERYWHERE_MAN
    @EVERYWHERE_MAN Před 3 lety +6089

    I swear each video Alex post the more insane he gets

  • @flora_7719
    @flora_7719 Před 8 měsíci +4

    I love how he just lists some of the most popular games and equates them to not being good purely because they're popular and have a feminine dominated fanbase.
    Like, bro, they're popular for a reason.

  • @johnjohnthetauntaun
    @johnjohnthetauntaun Před 6 měsíci +3

    Atlus West casting department saw this one and was like “That’s it, that’s Makoto Yuki”

  • @cdn2002
    @cdn2002 Před 3 lety +837

    Straight up actually a villian monolouge

  • @acronyx991
    @acronyx991 Před 3 lety +3304

    "Mario is not a real game"
    The speedrunning community: interesting...

    • @Bugsfuckingbunny
      @Bugsfuckingbunny Před 3 lety +17

      @@bluehet7505 flappy bird, requires skill

    • @ExoticDva
      @ExoticDva Před 3 lety +3

      @@bluehet7505 No they are not real games

    • @Xirenx
      @Xirenx Před 3 lety +10

      @@bluehet7505 i think he was jokeing...

    • @Some__Guy
      @Some__Guy Před 3 lety +1

      I'd like, but you're at 666 liked.

    • @theonlyplain
      @theonlyplain Před 3 lety +4

      mario 64 is a real game for real epic gamers

  • @Erikk_is_Tired
    @Erikk_is_Tired Před 2 měsíci +3

    Light Yagami if he found an Xbox 360 and not the Death Note.

  • @atomixfang
    @atomixfang Před 8 měsíci +6

    The apex legends reveal was peak comedy.